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iu diiwt o.w*« pernuu* wiio are not swim-
uuiuiuluttMljr raise tliuir hmuta
ijiovt) tl; it beads and acremn the mo
ment tiioy find tbeiuikilves in deep
w tar. l oo f'dly of Hindi action can be
jmjirrtHstveiy ilu-irtlud by menus of a
|V«ii-.'iu|>ty Unde mul a ixmplo of nails;
huJ vile expei ill) -ill should lie rejvuted
ju. vtirv lioiwiiool until all the mem-
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e—r.- h./. in., i .o i»dy ehuuce for
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Van,Is i. -.•ter ami ino u >utn sliut.
At,; .-Ml.. i-un.-K. d, .411,try-shouldered
laitiie will iiiisM r, n.id tilu nails can
e*,ily he hope 111 p.aee by a rubWr band
or airing, t’u'sl iiuimat the botdu with
5 ,iu,i, so that the bottle will just float
with the nails pointing dowuwurd; then
by turning the arms upward the bottle
will ,-ither be forced under wuter at once,
or will be tipped over so that the water
will pour into thu open mouth, and
down it will go. To uhlidreu the experi-
tni ut is a very impressive one, and the
moral ol it is easily understood.
The vital value of this precaution was
strikingly illustrated near Accomoo
Court House, Vu., u iow days ago.
oteee «t the Hon. John Neely, while
bat! ing, win swept off into the ocean by
» strong current, and soon disappeared
in the high breakers. As she could not
swim, her companions gave hor up for
loaf. Two young il-h.-rmen wlto were
A WITS WOO IS TOO GOOD FOB aff*
4u
euipioyed some dintuiiee away thought-
huly set unt in a small boat in search of
her, and when a mile or more from
shore found her floating on the wuter.
She hud been drifting nearly on hour,
and was greatly exhausted, but soon re
covered. Unable to swim she hod pluck-
fly floated, making her rescue possible.
—Scientific American.
PEAVX1VAL LESSON IN POLITICAL
ECONOMY.
A Baron illnstriona in the world of
flnanoe, desirous of treating a couple of
pretty actresses, enters a fruiterer’s
store and inquires the price of the
three earliest peaches of the season.
"A hundred francs each, sir,” replies
the merchant; “and you can see for
yourself that they are splendid ones.”
“It is rattier a steep price,” observes
the financier; “but I wouldn’t mind
paying the price if I wero sure they
were ripe.” “I will guarantee them.
Taste one 1 ” and the merchant out one
of the precious peaches in two, handed
the Boron one-half and ate the othor
himself. “ They are exquisite, indeed,"
said the Baron ; " wrap up thoso two,”
and ho places a 200-frauo note on the
counter. “ I beg your pardon, the price
is 400 franca,” said the dealer. “Four
hundred francs? Why, it was only 800
when thero wore three pouches I ” ” Pre
cisely, sir ; but, us tln-ro are ouly two
peaches loft, they ure rarer uud the price
has naturally advanced. If we were to
eat one of the remaining couple, the
survivor, being unique, would be worth
nt least 1,000 frnnes! ”
Another financier, less eminent, hav
ing gotten into trouble with the authori
ties owing to a miscoui -ptiuu of tho
merits of his little Panama scheme, re
marks to a friend on the day of his re
lease : " It is pretty hard for a man to
have to begin his life over again at 09,
this way I ” "If I were you," observes
a lriend, gontly, “I’d begin another
life. ”—Pari* paper.
A cry ol distress oomes from the col
umns of the Marion (8. 0.) Star, that
should have force upon the hearts ot the
most hardened community. The editor
says : “Wo havo planted turnips in the
rear oi our office three times. As often
our neighbors’chickens hare eaten them
up. We propose now to eat fowls, and
shad begin shooting to-day. So don’t
be alarmed, neighbors, if you hear firing
along the line. We must and will pro
tect our hungry children at home.”
Two srccKssrvE editors of on Idaho
newspaper were sliot and killed in tile
same sanctum. Tt -present iditorlms
posted up the following ear cun tic Sign:
“ No shooting allowed in this room.”
Wr once heard ol a traveler at a Penn-
sylvunia hotel, w ho rose from his bed at
night to examine the weather, but, in
stead of looking out upon the sky,
thrust his head through the glue* win
dow of u cupboard. “ Landlord,” cried
tbe iintonwlied man, “ this is very sin
gular weather ; tin- night is as mirk os
Egypt, and stae li* ul i-ii.-.h.. ! ”
wife,” says
*>flWpipth^hM'k.lltoere
is about it. There isn’t an angel in the
suburbs of Heaven that can hold a cau-
-lie to her in pure and cussed unadulter-
•**»l goodness. Whatever she dove or
’■*/» i* rigot, deed, unqualifiedly and
.mjdiatically right. Unborn babies and
»»*>ple who have lived long in tbeir
« may do wrong, bat Mn. Ar «r
•I'-'i-r does. She is simply immaculate
i d most infernally infallible.
“.She n-.ver toid a he—thit is, she
she never did, ami I value the r- m-
-. hi o' hair oil uiy li. ud too valuutn.i to
■ -.pu e her. sho cuu go wailujiing
M 'Uud among the neighbors, and gub-
biu fit is -ip and swap scandals and break
comiuandmi-uts, and it’s nil right She
con wallop young I'om until he lias to
si md up tor his hre.'kfa.t for weens nt a
clip, uud it's all right. She cuu open a
can of oysters witli my razor and give
awuy my best pants for u peck of
peai-.lm-i, and it’s all right,
“ Hut just let me commit an indiscre
tion no bigger than a pinhead, uud I
am the almightiest villain that ever
breathed. Just let me go home feeling
like I hod been tile butt cud of a pile-
driver all duv, and remark that I’m
tired. I’m the most unmitigated liar on
the globe. Just let me spauk Tom the
least bit, and I’m the dnguinliest brute
unhung. Let mo spend 6 cents for a
glass of beer to cool my parched lips,
and I’m a scoundrel whom it would be
base flattery to cull Guiteau.
“ Fact is, she’s too good, and I’m too
mean. Young Tom is just middling, I
reckon, and - may-grow up worth some
thing. If he does jt will be a miracle.
One parent with eliining, silver wings
about to soar for Heaven every minute,
and the other on the brink of Hades
ready to drop, it is hard to sayjwhat the
boy will oome to, and he so young, too I
Well, there’s a point somewhere when a
woman can get too good. She’s nearing
that Hue on the lightning express.”
Ktx—Uy >i ftmmis
__ JUmovee Din Jnif.
W« IvMam,
AH Karmen, Mothers
oui by work or tn
and all who are mi
bb with Dyi*-
Rheunmam, Near
Rowel. Kuineyor l
and all who are mi—ra-
f>TI*P<o.
Neural ;m
y or Liver
Cotnplaii t*. you can be
invigorated and cured
IvilfR?
Tub new butter made from oottoci
seed oil in the South is now known a.
“ oleocottonino.”
PARKER'S GIWOERTONIC
or any
Xient Medicine Von Can Vie for
Restoring ITealt1i& Strength,
F »r ? • -r-ior to i ittm and ether Tor.ic*. aa it builds
up th?-vi'em but never intoxicates. 5 r c and $i
: genuine without signature i f Hiscox
. I r~e STvin * in buying do 1 »r size.
FlOrOStOn A f*-w, fa. li loti a IU and ►'»**.!•
VI » - lUn In-’T rrarwnt Per' -n.. A M by
wOlQ^nOe b ■.ler»>alVrlmmrya>>tMUU»t*^
ABM 1TITLE DOORS.
The undersigned prepared, in 1870 1, an abstract
of all titles from the Records of Olynn county, dat
ing trom 170t, and subsequently brought said book
np to 1874, making it a complete abstract to book T,
the present record book ot tho county, with the ex •
ception ot two books, Rand S, which abstract!,
since the recent destruction of the records, are the
only data in relation to tho titles ot Glynn count:
tor tho time named, with the exception of book N.
which was saved with book T. Ho has opened an
office, and will keep it open for examination of titles
for cash compensation, as por schedule of fees in of*
flee, tho examination to bo only of the title, and any
legal opinion thereon to be paid for separately.
0. P. GOODYEAR
9f« GLOGlim,
-HEADQU ARTE US FOR-
Fire Insurance I
J. M. DEXTSIRj
INSURANCE AND REAL ESTATE AOENT,
REPRESENTS THE
MTH MUTUAL INS. CO.,
OF ATHENS, OA., AND 8 OTHER FIRST-CLASS]
einiunuiceon
or country.
ICBI
AT WHOLESALE & RETAIL.
Retell home on Nawcutlo ,. _
Suhdit Hocmi—« to 10 a. w.il3to3udS!to1
r.M. Sunday emtomera pleue tue no tlc». <
A. M. HAYWOOD.*
House and Lot for Sale.
more
John . _
Possession given in June,
GRAND OPENING)
-AT-
THE PALACE STORE
J. MICHELSON& BROTHER!
Groceries, Provisions,
CIGARS AND TOBACCOS,
TOYS, TOYS!
AND FANCY ARTICLES.
ALL KMDS OF FIRE WORKS, ETC!
Jnn1 fUm '
RE-ESTABLISHED !
few&Fresli (M> from tlieliuM
We are dow prepnred to offer the Community and surrounding country a
full and handsome assortment of
Spring and Summer Goods!
We have an ENTIRELY NEW STOCK, and will sell our goods at fair
prices. Especial care and attention has been given to the selection
of our goods. We aim to ploaso all, and cordiaMy invito you
to call and examine our goods before parehasinq msewhere.
Ax Oiiiu u’.rl mi-.. .. muu tor l>. .nth of
f*pr>r*i?ie, ; :i ' pr vri ii.aii nuclt . uieuf;
iia.it • ju:^, ; Citiftl t it all*
,Mi - •< i*» i«iy I.iil .or Uu»
h-uir, ii ik: hot.
TV CONNECTION WITH OUR DRY GOODS, WE HAVE A FULL AS
SORTMENT OF
FINE & FANGY GROCERIES,
! CROCKERY,
And in fact all articles kept in a first-class store. We return thanks to our
friends for past patronage, and hope to see them all at our
PALACE ©TORE,
Where you will find our lady and gentleman clerks always ready to
serve you.
One and all are Cordially Invited !
Altor being horned out at tho late lire, baa re-opened, IN FLINT'S BUILDING, NEWCASTLE STREET,
a large stock, consisting of
STAPLE & FANCY BUY GOODS
Notions, Embroideries, Ready-Made Clothing,
BOOTS & SHOES,
HATS AND CAPS,
Crockery, Glass and Tinware, Groceries.
Tobacco and Cigars,
Which he offers at BOTTOM PRICES I He solicits the patronage of the
people. Remombor, ,
Opposite Blain’s Drug Store!
lebll-t.Uoct‘22
FURNITURE,
M ATTIIMGS,
Wall Papers, Decorative Papers, Etc.
We hate Juit received 250 roils beat CHINESE MATTINGS. All n«w pattern* 01 thi- »*»«on’a imnorta-
tion. Also, a large assortment of flue ’
EBONY PARLOR CABINETS.
A LARGE LINE OF FINE
Chamber Sets,Wardrobes, Sideboards, Desks,C iffoneres,Etc
UPHOLSTERING and MATTRESS MAKING by tho boat workmen. Country “Her* inherited.
A.LLE1T <55 X.XILTIDS-iA.-Sr,
169 and 171 Broughton St.. SAVANNAH, (la.