Newnan herald & advertiser. (Newnan, Ga.) 1909-1915, October 30, 1914, Image 5

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The Herald and Advertiser **The Herald r\nd Advertiser” office is upstairs Ui the Carpenter Building, 7 1 j Greenville street, •phono 6. « NURSE TAKES DOCTOETS ADVICE And is Restored to Health by Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg etable Compound* Euphomia, Ohio.—"Because of total ignorance of how to caro for myself when verging into womanhood, and from taking cold when going to school, I suf fered front a displacement, and each month I had severe pains and nausea which always meant, a lay-off from work for two to four days from the time I was 16 years old. "I went to Kansas to live with my sis ter and while there a doctor told me of the Pinkham remedies but I did not use them then as my faith in patent medi cines was limited. After my sister died 1 came home to Ohio to live and that bas been my home for the last 18 years. "The Change of Life came when I was 47 years old and about this time I saw my physical condition plainly described in one of your advertisements. Then I began using Lydia E. Pinkham’s Veg etable Compound and I cannot tell you or any one the relief it gave me in the first three months. It put me right where I need not lay off every month and during the last 18 years I have not paid out two dollars to a doctor, and have been blest with excellenthealth forawo- woman of my age and I can thank Lydia E. Pinkham ’sVege table Compound for it. "Since the Change of Life is over I bnve been a maternity nurse and being wholly self-supporting J cannot over •■Etrmate the value of good health. I have now earned a comfortable little home just by sewing and nursing. I have recommended the Compound to mnny with good results, as it is excel lent to take before and after child birth.’’—Miss Evelyn Adelia Stew- art, Euphemia Ohio. If you want special advice write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will tic opened, read and answered by a woman and held In strict couttdeuoe. Professional Cards. W. L. WOODROOF, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office ll’-v Greenvilip street Kcsirience B Perry street. Office ’phone 401; residence 'phone 451. D. A. HANEY, PHYSICIAN ANDSURGEON. . Oilers his professional service to the people of Newnan, and will answer all calls town or coun- CMflcfi over First National Hark. THOS. J. JONES, PHYSICIAN ANDSURGEON. Office on E. Broad street, near public square. Residence next door to Virginia Houae. T. B. DAVIS, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office—Sanitoriura buildimr. Office 'phone 5—1 call; residence ’phone 5—11 fails. W. A. TURNER, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Special attention pivi-n to surgery and diseautu* of women. Office 19Va Sprimr street. 'Phone 230 F. I. WELCH, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Office No. 9 Tqrnplo avenue, opposite public school buildinfr. ‘ Phone 234. THOS. G. FARMER, JR., ATTORNEY AT LAW Will trive careful and proaipt attention to nil ley ill bunines entrusted to tie. Money to lour) Office in court-hout,e. Atlanta and West Point RAILROAD COMPANY ARRIVAL AND DEPARTURE OFTRAINS AT N E W N AN, G A. EFFECTIVE SEPT. 20. 1914. ject to change and typographical nmira. No. 35 . 7:3fia.m. No. If* . 7:50 jii m. No 18 fl*.4r» a. in. No 33 .. in:40 a. lit. No . 3:17 p. m. No an , .. 0:3.) p. m . No 34... ... 5:37 p. m. No 43... . ti :43 a. in No 38 . n : J«» a. in No in... J :00 p.m. No. 17 . . r i :12p.m. No. 41.... 7:20 ]». w. No. 37 0:23 }>. hi. No. 3i» 10:28 J>. iu. All trains daily. Odd numbers, zl-f Hf.utbbound; even numbers, north- L bound. Court Calendar. COWKTA CIKCC1T. IL W. Freeman, Judge; J. Render Terrell,So* Ucifcor-Onnerai. Meriwether—Third Mondays in February' and A moist. Coweta—First Mondays in March and Septum, her. Heard—Third Mondays in March ami Septem ber J arroll—First Mondays in April and Oetohei • 'i roup— First Mondays in Femuary and Aug CITY COURT OF NEW NAN. W. a. Post, Judge; W. L. Stylings. Solic. Iter. quarterly term meets third Mondays in Jauu* ■ v. April,'July and October. jp®» ©EMKSsBaaa areas? zmssesEism taacg [i For Shoe and Har ness Repairing and NEW HARNESS go to' A. J. BILLINGS 6 SPRING ST. Onty high-class materials used £ in my work. g FOGHORN FERNANDO j i* He Found His Vocation : By EDWARD BOLTWOOD ± Copyright by Frank A Munsev Co 1 * As if the sky had mysteriously ,11s- charged biru. Foghorn I'ermimlo ap- pea red for the first time In the village of Dotcueln one morning nbout 4 o’clock and demanded admission to the Pacific hotel. At Unit hour the sky was actually discharging the plump rain drops of a tropical thunder shower. Over his breakfast table Colonel Ilop/ipple. the landlord, described to his guests the stranger's advent. Judge Slout. a disbarred attorney from Los Angeles, suggested. "Let us look over this person," and they went to the sunny courtyard to inspect tho new arrival. He was leaning against n cart, wheel and gn/.lug sadly at llopapplc’s aged pair of mules as they dozed in their rope harness. Cross examined, he gave the name of Fernando. He sought em ployment “How comes an honest man out of work?" asked die colonel unreason ably, "Ilow. In truth?" retorted Fernando “How keep I not the job? Alas! Aye! It is some curse. 1 toil. I slave. Hut, listen! 1 recount to you!" The forthcoming torrent of words was not in the least Intelligible, but soon the dlseousolnto orator seemed to bo attempting, and with prospect of success, to make Ills story audible La the entire county of San Rerunrdltio. “Ho-leo smoke!" blurted tho judge. "Is that a human throat or a steam whistle ” “Car-r-r-ranihn!” roared Fernando, filling his lungs for a Huai effort. His shriek of woe was of miraculous volume, and the mules instantly tossed tlielr venerable tieels at the horizon and flew, panic stricken, out of the esnrt. The crowd jostled through the gate In pursuit, while Colonel Hop- apple. who had been knocked over by the runaways, addressed Fernando warmly. “Consarn It, why did yon howl like flint?" said he. "All. I was excite In Hie head.” ex plained the little Mexican “Always when I am excite then must I talk with strength. Rut look, senor! Hut regard! The mulos, they come back on us already!” Between the blacksmith's anil the hotel was Doleneln’s dry goods dis trict. consisting of Tomas Munson's store, and now from Ihe store serenely emerged Momma's daughter. Miss Anita, a large lady of an indolent nihid Physically and mentally Anita moved slowly and there stood, as if paralyzed. In the path of danger. It was little Fernando who scurried first to her side and stopped the mules. That nfteilioou Fernando was hired as assistant clerk In Tomas Mouzon's store. • * • » * • * Foghorn Fernando proved a pret ty good cleric. At the end of two weeks he received his first wages and promptly proposed to Anita behind a stack of ginghams. “We shall see,” temporized Anita, aiuTshe allowed him to kiss her chub by hand. Then she dropped.her eye lashes tenderly aud left Foghorn alone in a paradise behind the ginghams, where he commenced to mutter rap turously to himself. "1 am going to marry with your daughter." tie announced to Tomas Mouzon. “You-you!" jabbered Monzon, turn ing a vjvid purple. "You shall marry with my broomstick, that is all,” and he pushed Fernando into the plaza by means of that inglorious weapon. It happened that the banishment was witnessed by Padre Ilonar, whose kind heart was touched by the exile’s de spair. The priest immediately con voyed Fernando to the mission and as signed him to the various duties of a handy man. In his new surroundings Foghorn worked hard and took new hope in re spect to Anita Monzon. One Sunday morning before the serv ice he contrived to whisper fr> Anita In the chapel porch "Is your love awaiting for me. most adorable?" breathed Fernando. She nodded sweetly and returned the secret clasp of his hand beneath the folds of her mantilla. Fernando nearly fainted with delight as he clitnbed the ladder t<> the little organ loft, where his business was to pump the decrepit bellows. When the service was ended he leap eri over the rail of the gallery. There sat Ids Anltn directly beneath him. and Foghorn in an ecstasy ot pride g zed down at her ample shoulders The joy of ownership filled Fernando’s soul, and Ills lips moved, framing soft endearments Suddenly — wbrt was ibis? The pew next to Miss Monzon’s was occupied that morning by Judge Sloat, and now. lo horror, Fernando saw the false Anita's band steal invitingly to ward the judge and saw the judicial fingers meet and caress it without, ap parent objection on the lady’s part But not so on Foghorn's. He lifted up his volep Luckily, mo«t of the congregation had alrendv filed out of the chapel, so that the ensuing panic crushed uo- body. Padre Honar strode Into the aisle with an angry face, ami Foghorn Fernando left the mission forever. **#**•« Fernando thereupon applied again for employment ill the Pacific hotel, but Colonel l.lopapple before answer ing pulled Id- cliutr Into the shade and stared doubtfully acres,, the plaza. “'Pears to me. my son." remarked the colonel, "th.it the dls|ieiisutlon of Providence lias got you saddle gulled when It oouies to keepln' tolls. That pesky syreen contraption yon carry la your chest is liable any minute to stampede stork and bast up trade and scare folks plumb into forfeitin' tbeir meals." “But that loudness of me is not of ten." suggested Foghorn Fernando. The colonel waved his corncob. "Didn't you ever take somethin' for it—slippery olliini or boneset or some thin'? Well, by time! What's this un beknown caravan a coinin'?" The last question was provoked by an enormous four horse wagon swing ing around the corner of the street. The wngou body was lioxisl In by gay- ly painted canvas hearing the legend: OLD DH OIM13LK. M. D. GENERAL HEALER. ONE PRICE TO ALL When tho vehicle reached the hotel a tall, gray bearded Individual wearing a linen duster leaped from the driver’s seat "Howdy, doe?" said Hopapple pleas antly. "Hood morning, m.v friend." replied the general healer. "Can yon tell me the size of this settlement?" "You can see It all from hero," said the landlord, gesturing at Dolcueln with Ills pipe. Dr. Glmble looked about him care fully. "1 don’t, guess it would pay me to stop." he decided. “I’ve got to make a county fair tomorrow, and—there ain't anybody siek in this town, any way, Is there?" "Not that I’ve heard of.” Hopapple rejoined. "We’re tcd'rnble preserved, thank you." Then Ills eyes fell on Fernando, perched despondent l.v on the hitching rail. "Why. by mighty. I (lunno. after all!" mused the colonel. "How do yon stand, iloc. on the science of the throat?" "Ace hip," declared the physician. “Hive me a quarter, open your month and say *Ah ’ ” "Shucks. It ain’t me!" Hopapple corrected. "It's that, little greaser. If you ■•an cure his voice I'll go you two bits Just for greens Talk loud for the doc. yon, Fernando, and I’ll hold them horses if I can " Foghorn obeyed, while the plaza rang like a sounding hoard. Tho as tonished Glmble rubbed his ears and glared at Fernando with great earnest ness "For the love of Mike!" he gasped. "How long can yon keep that, up?" "it's the easiest thing he dot's, and that’s the trouble.” said Colonel Hop- apple. "lie'll keep it up all day If lie wasn't, stopped. Can yon cure him?" The doctor, after u thoughtful pause, removed his silk hat mid with It clap ped Fernando three deliberate strokes oil the left shoulder "Cure him!" cried Glmble Joyously. "No. I won’t core him. If lie'll hire out with me ITI give him $100 n month and cukes. I own two medicine wagon shows and a merry-go-round, and this fellow will sure make the best ballyhoo barker in the business. Why, put him on a platform outside a U by 9 tent with tluit voice and my patter and he'd have a county fair thinking it was Rnruutu & Bailey. What do you say. partner?" Fernando, in a blissful daze, said noth ing He had understood nothing ex cept the proposed salary, and his reti cence caused the showman to be fear ful of losing such a vocal treasure. “Here's an advance of $.10 to hind the contract." added Dr. Glmble hasti ly. “We’INstart for Cactus City in a half hour, after I’ve fed up." * * * t> i* • • When Fernando entered .Horizon's establishment that forenoon the Indig nant merchant reached for his broom stick. but Foghorn never wavered, lie held his head high and hummed a tuno as he glam ed around the store In tho manner of the emperor of Germany at a review of Croups. “Where is the proprietor of this lit tle sbup. rny good man?" said Fernan do to Monzon Tomas, unable lo devise suitable ul>- jurgations. puffed out his cheeks help lessly. and Fernando tossed a yellow bill on the showcase “1 amuse myself a minute on my travels," be continued, "by purchasing Jewels It Is wy habit. Let me see that miserable trinket, If you will.” and he pointed at an enormous breast, pin of Imitation gold and diamonds, which had been coveted for years b.y- every girl in Dblcijela. "The price." faltered Monzon. “Is eleven" — “Wrap It. up." directed Fernando’ “I buy!" Tomas was overwhelmed. He wad dled feebly to his safe In the rear ot the store and emptied Ids money draw- | or In a vain attempt to make change j for the yellow bill. But his customer was not left alone, for Anita Monzon j now glided forward from behind a I pile of ginghams, thinking of the I eighty cent brooch which Judge Sloat | had given her ut Christmas "Sweetheart!" she murmured to Fer nando. Foghorn yawned at her em,j,irately. | “Is it that von also are employed here, rny worthy woman?'' said lie. j "Show me, then. If you (dense, half a j dozen linger rings of your best value. I expect that 1 meet In Cactus Clt.v, whither I am traveling, a lady of sta tion to whom I may wish to present slight gifts!" 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