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VOL. XII.
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turfs Ci lnmii t * eive uwntl.s...... 100 fit . 1 1
Ail bills for udtortis.ng are due at
t ny tin e upon j-rtf * mu'urn after
lirst HppeniHt.ee of udvertiiu uient.
Addii s’. Iili letters to ’! HE ! v - filK In vk
j is: m, or J. 1). .1 /. W. LVTIMK ,
l’li*} r oio h.
r.r. ins h’si>HU‘:t f iouv,
T. D. Hoifiicr »viK. F. A. iesu
HKBroVER & El : SH,
Atteviiovs at Law.
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LuTipkin, Georgia
J: ti. J, 1684
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VVKiJ.i iiiLN F. CLAHKK,
A t t(l].(} { t I I NV,
Lumpkin, - ’ Gccrgif..
V.'il • k in Stew art '■ u; 'y
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Ltvhp-kil, (*a., M iy 5 Hi o.
Z i Y . C. SIMMONS
A'i’TOH NI Y AT L AW,
AMI’UICU G A.
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yVill't ra.-tiev iu 'be couniips o
T*.,s I it'tieial Circuit, iu tiie So*, ■rem,
t emit r f the State ot Georgia. ullb
in •h< District Court **f ;he Ui-ifeu
States, amt it, ail utlher C‘UL v by
ererin! • > .contract .....*. jniy22-81.
I.l.OXIIT 'n McLKSTEl*.
A*, tonic/ nt Law,
Cusseta, eci-gia
Will practice in the Courts of lh>
Chuttiihp ic-bce Circuit at*d in Stew
art Huf^rior Court. special atlcu
ti*»n givi-ti to collections.
Cusscrtn, On./Mny T>, \S r ?>.
W. A.-GREGORY,
I’liYsiciAN & Surgeon,
Limoiin, C3Dr^ia.
Oc'.iO-ly
jTfT& w 7 i*. CA HTKlf,
Pfiiftii'jR? Physicians,
LUMPKIN, - GEORGIA.
Office South Side Pubi.c SqUaiC
Oct 20 ly
J. A r i lil 1 N M N 41 *.,
Practical Dentist,
I,u M I*K \ t; EO 11 < 1 1 A.
Will do all kinds of Dental - Work
in a neat, and hubs!ant i i f i'« r.
Oct.23-ly.
*F. i O'fltF.TT,
DEALER IN
Bnsleiis, ClBiils,
PJSST0M3EY, HE2 SCmFS,
Fiiiit y anti Tuilct YiTiru^.
CV!.16-!y
CORBETT HOUSE,
M. t;OUBETT, r*r«i».,
TaUMUKin. O - Georgia.
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LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, SATURDAY, JANUARY 26, 1884.
B 33 iHSUBAN??,
Insure your dw< llii.gs" FurTuduA*,
IFt-rclotndis, . (iie Horn i s, m.d ofl.tr
limpet ty. N-u.c but lirst eh.K: (J.,n
itvirs ,‘t:j its* nt. ii. R,d.«sh*w.
J. 15, RlenAiiftsiK, Agent.
■Sept.2.:Is IKSl-tf.
E. M. Mil KAaI,
JlANl' 1'AC 1’(JitKit WACoNS; UP
plAstA f i«N
Plow Stocks, Etc.
IilACUSMlTill-Xfi & W.tbos 1’El'UtUNC,
Oct 20 lv
A. H. SIMPSON,
1)12 V-KU IS
Faaily finniiuMviin j
•fTAFLE fcft'/ SOOO.f) SH0»Sj &G
Coffij-s. Burial Oa*sts, Bsdstcads,
Chai's E o.
WAV. STOKES
I)i;ai.i-ii In
Family k m Greses,
GAN’FIrO Q00S£, TCBfiCGC »
Citjars olid Sta/rfe J)ri/ Gootl s.
‘ :ct (» lv
W. A. GREGORY, ,At.bit
1 ) 1 IN
Fancy & FauiiSy (JiweritiK,
IA«NEG GOH^S, Q0NFEGT?0fy
ARSES, 5 SI/iPLi GRY GOODS 9
I okaoco, CioAim, Snuff, '! i.nwake Ere
Lei .‘20
W. 8 i'*.xia Ji «niKSk L s 2 *ae» H
• .'t-'.AUVJi .is
F amily
Groceries
Plnjitatioii Supplies,
Country / Vot /UCO 111 C.
Sou'll Site t’ubiie Square.
Lumpkin, On. J it*. 1.18851.
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Av> E aak
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M1T( HI'.U.’S
EYE SALVE,
\ certain, safo uml offeefive remet?}
or
Sore, Wear and In¬
flamed Eyes,
Prodacirig Long Sighte.tm ss, arm
Restoni g I lie Siglit of the Old.
Cures Tear Drops, Gnaililaution.
Stye Tumors, Ri il Eves, Matted Evt
iisbes, and lVo toeing .Qitivk * K,*h<*!
•i,:d Eernianent Cute*. Also;' rrJnrtT-'h
flic.iicintis wbtiU used in other 11 ! '5 1 G
lies, Mirhii; Ticeis, F< v. i ft. r.-sr
t umors, S ilt Rheum, imcris, Di!i*s,<u..
win r* ver irdia.iuui i ti exist, Ail ICH
ELL’S SALVE rimy i •* u-cd t , ml
VII lltilg... H.il.* 'I * * * all I>; ttsfi'ista at
25 cents. Mm l<i( Ii-18s55.
UAiFiuN Hlc.l-i SAsOOL.
The Session f 1885*1 81 «ii or **’
on Monday. 3 Of it of‘Sep! vu.be?. il-'
IhiocipHl oiiruthCy sohejis a liberal,
patrouage float Lm*;; !.:•: f.l.j Stc*.
*«rt and H>>j..jnu#r <* m»<f)e«. Ydiie-i
not find « better elvtfA tit _H« uri
West Gcorg'a T** ruis *»•• hm.-v *
Beard in good *d, satuif:*
rv r ite'.
J. F. TATE, Principal,
Bept. 8 t'
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11 00DOLLABSAVM!
We e.in Kuar.inti e the above nmouut 0 *
go .(I, active,. cuer.;etic
AGENTS!
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a pej-ui miff give yonnutdiess plainly und
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A Weekly Newspaper, Published ia the Political. Social and Agricultural Interests of Stewart County.
. A^Ti ent nit* tr»
--y
An old fe'low fr nr TV r ITallow
sited tl.e t,xi( ttl \i ■ filec the tdh.et
*v to tulk with, t ht) {.uvoihor au.i
entire MUieiiitit: to '• »U tit* Li»
. loghhoiLtii tl
‘(.'oii. e iii,’ eaitl a |,inu»cut looking
ottiUemai,
‘Ate yi u the governor ?'
‘y. ; s, s ,r.‘
*N\ai , I vc- dlliia hi ; eii
fl !ih»-:l.t( , 0 ( 1 . 1 had i i nr t that you
‘eft one o f vi ur leg.® on a
• I. I btr you've got two legs. Ht>.»
i,> tin iicu,nut f.iijfloll ?'
‘Easy etiongh. When I took my
e.il rs govt rnur I only 1 ml on** lug
sill, un , havit g. iis u.n ray, lost Ine
other i tic in baltio. A stio.t ttlue
"! > '* 1 took HIV Seat, I noticed tlnii
an thrr leg hut] begun to grow tint,
At first I was alarmed, having never
iii mu ot such .i j). ifor.nance, hut af
er awhile I‘.k*cide i to a vail devel¬
opments. Tim leg kept on growing
mud the atiitie was reached Il,
t-.pi ed ll.eu'for ajgfc.v days, and I
Ip-ughl then the resurrection husi
■ess was 1 'i.liio.y slisj et.d. d, but I
•v. t» wrung. The* !*g vv.is only gal.ii
.* i mg mail ri d with which to bull a
foot. After awhile the f .otj,lieg«n to
n like r.s api t tUMtico. It reminded
.iii! oi_ *ui old woman Ir.iUiiig a sock,
\- wined have tickled yon to death
have #cer. how skillfully and hu¬
ll) t. like the work of rounding off
•iu; let I went on. Occasional!) i*
would hop buck and pic!, it up. I
•vc.s ver> anxious n) >ut the instep, j
•«' “J n ' «'«’•« ul'nycta*. lor
ii was shaped oil'as perfect as any
tiiing you evur saw. At last, when
pa form .nee leached the toes,
t.a g-.u if f didn't ihink that I would
teli to death, but I couldn’t scratch.
■or that would have spoiled the
work. When the j i> was cuinplttui-l
t cull'd Walk us well as anv until in
own, hu i I wen ran a racy with «n
,|i| negro down on the river batik.’
‘Did you walk around while the
glowin’ was goin’ on ?’ asked tin
nut front Beni Wallow, regarding
(lie governor with curious gazs.
'Oh, no 1 liail to remain perfectly
q iiet and allow my h*g to lie on a
*;iud ot cot which I had prepared foi
rhe occasion.’
‘Did you talk to any of the doctors
about i! ?'
‘Yes, but they did not regard it as
i markable. One of ur loading phy*
dc.'anssaid that the election to office
was very frequently th« cause of legs
-.ti l (nan growing out, ami gave it
as Lis opinion tna f . this whs the rea
son crippled men were always afier
office,’
Tt may not have seemc l strange
o ^Ibe dircior, hut dinged if it don’t
.-,eo m un iglity strange to uic.’
"D did to me at first, tail I soon
got iihc i to i ; u and let me hern re¬
mark that when a man is elected
of Arkaiiaiiw bo will soon
gei, used’in s. (lumber of things il«
ne\i.i‘ heard of tiofore.’
•Now, when I go home au’ tell the
inis* (ha!, iho governor’s leg has
... o out, they’ll believe it, for
if) *•-■ u . think anything’s mn i s i
i- iiii*. - j but .when x Itj; : in j
r \> m f.-eti •he governor and m t j
.... • t.akcii vutb. ioru,. fiitiu'tiar
fi" tve- ii Cutt t you
■ i v m rr* • ‘ ft iii t - 80 i t cqit, »uowu<'
i u n t row ! Jefi Jay, this
here c. to c. r .ify that Jim Kiftiirniie,
of Bar V> .tiler, u-.m this day bitt a
coiivrt.-at.iou with, me. J asked John
st* down ur.’ ipalm lifmi-el? tyt
tc. a.ic, which he untie, an’ 1 louud
him mighty, cni^i-taii-iu’an’ wush
he’d come agiff*»a r fetch id; foils.*
Jus draw up them words cxackly An’
sign :ri please.’
T’ii do it*, ffir,’and'the receipt, was
drawn up and bignad. Greatly
i t.:o ui«i from He a: --■>l)oxn I
At the state hpum gtkto h#
ra . t‘;.i watehii.iir., who risked t
f‘ •!' i ....
* iuat gone _ao wn Rorc.
-eiub.' •L "’fti ?'
‘ Vt hut ..*■
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‘That feirni lii thg^orcyncrgroCH/.
‘Ain’t ho the govei iiftr f -
‘G'jvpijjvj* ti.o doqw He's a j<tc*t
....... ^ "
( *r in* -to got a pardon far n
hog thief. 1 bn governor a been dod
im u ‘* un »* LOaiuatf frttu ■
G' {
A EcalJExhcolmaste*.
‘We tnel i.bo i os .>:Hftvjimul trif
t’iu’ a croo of hi Is in Calaveras conn
ty thirty .your a .o il yo t otu 11 gslli
or i with a fine tooth <• "nili and a
lira 1 lmii'1 lit fourteen Ota es. l'Vr
ways t it. w ire Uitt. ns me they was
.r.t..««i.nte!y active aud
nut Thai w*i the fpravaT
o Oaluvuras kid. .When Mr.
Oo.vf r e \\ . ]Utvlqu«M-ti eortte tlu^ro
tv.mt.-d to engage t e school nt
the old camp, v.ht-re IJjhting up in
-Ilia date when the country wan new
and tin: murmur jjof tee sis-shojter
WHS heard n, the land.
‘George W. Afulqueen was n slen
der young patty from tl.o eff to Eist
"itti conscientious scruples and a
It, c i: tl-.i-.li. Roth of these was agin
j,,,,, f,. r a promoter of school disci-
5>1 it]«* and i-.quare root, llo had a
he p of infartumtion and big sorrow
fnl oyr.s.
‘^o far as I was concerued.T didn't
let! like swonriug a. ound George or
using any language that, would sound
irre nvaut in a ladies’ boo,tore ; but
is fo| the kids i..f the school, they
dii.hi’l cart* ;i bhtiued eenr. 'JTiev just
hoilce t un i wLioeiiis; ilk*-a pusti’e
if Si USX.
Yhe.y didn’t :'«em ro r-.timet liter
Ul‘. :;tt:iiime.c:‘.s or eXPKtisivu kuowl
edge. They just simply seemed to
raap'Ct u.e genius that come to’that
eoueirv-! * win their rouugJow*
(1 It ll r ;- tU’lMio shnvifl LI Li ‘.I u blood I
shot tone <>i voit'o. Th.Tt’« w ?»t »cc?m j
ed to ca'di the Calaveras kids iu the
early days -
‘George bad weak lungs an 5 they
kept to work at turn till they drove
him into u tnounfii.n fever an I final j
ly into a metallic sareophagns
‘Along abo tt the ho'i lavs the sun j
went down on (image W. Mn'iqumi's
life j'ist ms the eternal sunlight lit up
tic dewy eves. You will | ur.lon my
manner. Nye, but it seemed to iut
just as if Georg* had Him be i up to
the tmi of Mount Laval iy, or where*
ever it was, with that whole school
c n his back and had to give up u'
last.
‘It sniiivil kiu.l of tough to me
aud I c»:ildu’t help blamin'it. onto
I lie school s»me, for there was half a
doz-r big snooz rs that didn't g > to
school to learn, but just to raise Nod
anil turn up Jack.
‘Well, they kill, il him, anyhow,
and that settled it.
* % * * * *
‘The school run kind of wild tell
Febojwary, and then ti tiusky your.g
tenderfoot, with a fist liko a rn'ile’s
foot in full bloom, m xda an applica
tiou for the place, and allowed he
thought, he could maintain discipline
if they'd give hitn a chance. (Veit,
they unit him when he wanted to take
Ins place un tutor, aud he reckoned
lie could begin to tutc about . Johduy
folluriug.
'Sunday afternoon he went up to
the school house to look over the
grounds and to arrange a plan for
mi active Injiu campaign agin the
hostile hoodlums of Ca’averas.
‘Mondky he sailed in about 9 a.
n>. with Ids grip-Hitck and begun the
disohaige of his jtilies.
*{j e br-.ci.-ht in u bunch of mottn
,,,„ widen, and art«M driving a big
rniifoa ; spike; intb the door casing
over tuo »atHi he a :id the Seuate and
!T,r,se won! 1 hit with closed doors
duii:: .* :'i.a ne . •ruing s«s»"on Sever
large, wliitevoyed.holy terrors gaz
ed at him ;c a fried of dumb, iuquir
iug touo of voice, hut r.o didn’t say
much. He teemed Considerably re¬
served as id tbo pla'ii ‘of the c»,ai
pah ii- The new teacher then un*
locked Ills nlligtitor-sliiii grip, and
took out a BiiJc and u t’.*.*w jelf-oock
ing wewpoii if**A nmi-au
dicguo f*.: *)••.*.y.ir,.;. out i-o cg.pty
shells, ft*, w. .*• o,.?. t; uo
variviy imft the " ;i
**h*» •>- a g>y
ous ctiftd,
F. M,: i short'pas*ago from
lo-ipturcs i lid them putied off lib
f*r.*”. !.*.“*g ftift.h a nftil. The:i
j,c »;.*d>.i a leW r rv«wtyoran’oons n*
marks, r*.,*ffcr whitiH b ‘ jtjiivatcd
.palm of his right htiud^tm. k the self*,
pucl)in;.j npn**;r in bis left and pro
cce.dcd to wear out lh« ga-la over the
various protuberances of Lm pupils,
'People passing I .7 thought they
rntief b? hroii#j«w , pf‘t*ifn tftc«pl;r,pb
’• *. * '
house. Ho pouittoi Hit: gun til his
eh urge with Bis lift aud manipulated
.the gad with !.is right duke. One
large, overgrown Mhtfourmu tried to
crawl oat of the winder,-hut »f‘«r ho
h id iookudj doWu the I a«rel ot
jshoo*er a; iiiomeut Ije changed
mind. He set me t t<> renlianjthat it
would ho a violation of the rules of
the school, so he came back aud sat
down.
‘After lio wore out Jibe foirago, Bill,
j, .*j>uUe.d ti e spike.ont of timt door,
p t <yu I is coat undjvect tiwa;. He
nev , r m there ngaiu Hj
.lidn't. sk for i ny salary, hut just.
walked off /imet h ?tunl .that summer
wn necidentally heard that he was
Georae \V. Mu'queen's brother.’—
Bill Ny* in Buck.
Facts for the .Curious.
The hoi‘seshofi*oruL’h>riuds Jts food
betwecu its thighs.
One-half the human family die un¬
der seventeen y*nrs of age.
’Ih>: emperor of China sleeps on a
bedstead that has been in use for
tivo r ccntnries.
Miss Nellie Rossifer, the Phihidet
I'hia girl wh's,*: book on silkJcnUure
is tl.o s’nnihird authority for the
* orR, is only kixteenjyears old.
VV
The salutation ol the Egyptians is
to 1>I;> . How ,-] 0 voll pe , Mp i ri ?
U(1 t!llU of ,| JW nn , )v Js of Orinoco,
f , ow | tilVy the. mo .qudoeR used you?’
In the l?.st ceUMi.y whittling §wus
-o general an amusement among
sailors (bat iJl0 landlord* ol
li(i Wappiug ale houses used to dis
lr , bl|te sl ; e , ;s to t i, eir cu ...touiers, ex
pecting them to cut them.
Taking the limn :n race as a whole
it is obesrve.l that races living at
cost extltisively on meat have been
, )(1 m , )st g . lvBgft oneP . Civilization
ud the cultivation of plants have
thus kept p c» with each other.
. A pa r i.f knitted -socks 2,000 years
..Id have been discovered iu un Egyp
, un tomb. They are loosely knit ol
fine sheep’s wool, and the foot is
finished in two parts to allow the
sandal strap to pass between them
It is alleged that some New York
violin makerst fc hrtvo an agreeable
practice of taking the valuable Cre
mouus which occasionally come into
theiiYhauds, halving them find sub
(diluting new pieces, so as to make
two instruments.
Feigning death is a phrase com¬
monly appbed|to the action of ani¬
mals which lie motionless when at¬
tacked, but Darwin's experiments go
to sboWjthut theJattitudeVssunK.d.at
theso limes is never that of death,
id d is usually very uulike it.
Recently the owner of ten beehives
standing in ajgarden iii Selkirk,Scot
laud, and with no heather within a
mile’s flight,? weighed them at 7
o’clock a. m., and again at 7 o’clock
p m , aud found the result of the
twelve hours’ work to have been a
gain of thirty pounds of honey.
A lady contributor to the Detroit
Free Frees ‘HottBebold’columns pays
this tribute to Iho press as an educa¬
tional Ector: ‘As an educator I es
to.-rn ttie newspaper unsurpassed.
No one can carefully or thoughtlully
read our best d lily and woekly pa¬
pers without bee. mil:g familiar with
almost ev.-ry style of authorship,
will everything pertaining to the
work* of art, science; religion, liter¬
ature, history, commerce Unit agrictil
tu.ru, iu fact, with all that Concern?
lunakiiK 4 '* welfare and iuteffigonce.
Were I cotiipolled in educating my
cijildL'ou to cliriosa between spelling
books, grammarsMnd tcil-bobts the other cuv
toiaaty and good nows*
papers, I riltnu’d aiifcOkitalinglv take
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tViTK T.iru — '.VrA I lived
of life ?’ art?-* ■■checrfCtl ■■' bid m;wi the
tiicr day', it* Y.k-.y Bj'tbc quistivtiV 1
t*. oil * * * : I re’*;ftruftvv laml
iug la thin towii .* :tt* .:. bkip itM’itud
hickory shirr* fva'd/a pu.V'Lf
I’ve b.HjdtlW.y tip,*sod i'vc He*.u fix:
mr my V-wfcf LiiTi'd ’..*' e tivt-'girtf ni'd
go it nti-cveir ftgffiUb*cbip,F(W*.' shirt;
.Ixta-ffioa'ae.d r.i' vVbv'-f ; U’e'i, you
see, vyhrn yorf ctN M*» end ydu
don't know wbal'» heyon*i I'm detul
sure of this thing; and, oh tbo wb >!«,
Jnst (iejetrs^m® fq dcu.s !’
. .“ -»j! : Joe! t
to Vil!
Terms $1.50 Per Annum.
Wit and Humor.
_
‘Notv „ , for p bfl'i.b , ri ce, . sflui -i one
floorwashi s to another.
The feeler who fights and
H wny, may livo to ruu tom 3 otbei
aV- _ Pitnyxinv,
Jj j s said tha' the pwnliar
are erased hy the sat) striving t° set
by tlm new standard time.— Middle
|«i»' Nine*.
vVlu>u r girl bas lost * her spirits
she doesn’t srm.d the gliMit o'a
chi'h -e. N*> one can retpeefre.—
lio-U*> AJemti**.
A N< iphtu ring pmcer ndvert’s A P
Sj ring chickens all the year nmol.’
Ho b!.«wh af jlittle too touch enter
prise. —Nurridoxn Il-mld.
The Boston A'*f has ilia • ndacity J
to say that , tl.o , booth , , Sea T islander: . ,
are like one cent postage stamps, be
cause they ufii’t costume mr.cl'’#
«*w *««w
quite tony. The Ne«?s insists tnu
•people who persist in stealing hog:
should he turned out of meeting and
from good society.
Tee man who prepares a paten'
• fflee report v must be immensely -
cheered while fit work by too fh< u^b
,1,., M, could ...r> Ur. II.
read the thing —‘Jbjuion lout.
•Sar£?enu‘ oaigei , bow many y mm huvt
you now? We’ll lave to he moving
soou.’ ‘Ch, I've ^ot a h» 4 *t.’ ‘A
host.—how is that?’#*Why; I've c*>n
scripted my landlord -~Courier-J(/n‘'
nal.
A sketch in a story paper is railed
Woman’s Smile.’ It is evidcitl)
found, d on a glass of soda water. A
man’s ‘.-mile’ would make a strongei
foundutiou for a story .-—Norristown
l/era'a.
What combination of four letters
in our English tongue awakens such
-went and tender recollections a.
h m !.’ Some persons may answei
‘beer,’ but itioy U.tVo no hem*
— Norristown Ib-ra’d.
‘I am miking both eu Is meet.’ te
marked the donkey, r.s he scratched
nis right ear with his left L.nd foot
When a gill proposes aud is re
fused she can always explain to her
triou Is that she was juel having u
little leap year fun
Labes whs dance iu the ballet at
operas iu New York say they blush
when they see the low-necked
es in the boxes, aud that they art
obliged to shorten their {’dresses lu*
low the waiste to outdo sooicty.
‘You are the meet duck-up chap 1
ever saw,’ remarked a young Indy to
a youth whom she met at a taffy
pu’t. To which lie retorted,’ ‘And
you are just as sweet us you are cau
did.' Another leap year horror.—*
New York Journal.
Briudeau, the famous sporting fop
had a costume for every halo
game that ba had shot at. One day
iuvited to the Duke of Orleaus’ shoot
iug party, the Duke drew his atten
tiou to a hare, suggesting that bt
should tire. ‘I cannot*, mjusigueur,
‘said Brinlcaa, ‘I um iu my partridge
toilet.'
Harry and Charlie—aged 5 and 55
respectively—-have just been seated
at the nursery uble for diiine . Hai¬
ry sees that there is but ono orange
oil the table,
„ P ..., li ,. B
to the scene. ‘Why, Harry, what are
you crying foi?’ she t ska. ‘Because
there ain’t, any orange for Charlie.’
-^Pkdad’ ^r’ua Ch ron ieltt.
A CoxsciuxTtous Ilmim.- »‘I ex
jjcct that in n few days I shall re
qttiro your services,’ said .a blusbiug
young map ton Chicago miuister.
‘Ah, yea,* replied the good, man,
eucouragingly. 'You no doubt are
experiencing u change of heart and
ara ur.xious to bscoiac a member of
'kite ebur *h ?’
• ••Kts, not cx-.ctly ; I um going to lx*
week, nnd I would like
lyob to pgj'forot the o.re,moiA,v.'
‘Ruftll^,.jqy-dear ptficT 8 cTygymua tr, if ypu would in
uppoiut fogte my
s‘,*ad, ypo would pl^ce mo Ruder
Jading oblig'dwes^ J have married
gfcai m. : n qiikag) poopm during
riiy<sHourij in this c^ty,.b^t, so (cw
them stay .nitidvd any .length of tim*.
! iha* I not - bugh>|yit g*to fear I do not
r poxsdsa Ihb'rwjitisito
| tn perform &(? ifaportttkt^a w®
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i j the human sy^Um Electricity and
ta
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am stn> a
W/SRANPI® TO CUBE Ob/monEP
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gax.socc » ost Vitality. M of Nervu
,u »'h.« c#»
Hm’cw;* a a*, the ciijnihwons stream of
tnusf' rrton* f&«2b*b««*thisandtnmw. 1 uStaiSr
si^Ewn 1U iHE. 1 * r-ADiES: i.t 6 ycn are offlicted
viit lamjU.ck, Wtaijtuess at the h|unr,
ccivleit.5 Ho a. rrh*.crt* or Flp/xlinp:,
i&ss^sA^r^sssi !Jo«t tpj lianco »nd (.‘umtive Agent known,
^^Tbfnvvhin* tmthiwii qjf
iusu sour«o
'^l^fo^ot' uihw‘ Bdl with Vagnjdig la
s-Jes. fe 0 . tout by sipress C, OAD-, and
4 piloa In oxhrlng bou/ 1 ztiflastiro ut
.wtiAt, hgiI niz&tf'thoc BamUiano^ c«iq bu
“SKSfWrAliS ’0$$*
aw worn o^.r fche urfLvr oiotbinp,
' VJ>> !;• Gvli the many Oatvar
is and tes.nc Humbngs iwlTerlised so esi-
1’hey ensiv.Jyi, hold and should b taken off at night,
ire a‘ nil f.air POWER eS the FOIiEVEB,.and
worn « Ortons yoit.n
S< lid rtta'np fur the -,v.w-Dopartnro in.
'•tedieul tf a's-e t Wfl.irsu .tU'ditrfnt;,' 1 with
thoavunds of t ^feinoutr.ls,
i'llE MAONF.Ttnyf Al-ri.UN'CE CO
£18 .
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w? ij or*a dtjll.tr iupnahpgti Rtain]»s
>rcnrrvKoy ti. 1 ttor unr mk) with aiZo
of shoe usually man, nod try n ptn'r nf ot»
llagaetio Indole:, nn'l b» ooiiriTipid of rim
pow p'ianc'.e. r rt.w.ditig Positively in our XLignotin Ap
no coU feat wltoadhcy
are worn or money reloaded.
no KEW.mstt.>
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tieiwfulii. r.a. s l.. e. L. *.«, i trti.o- com*
rtiiint, fc.-ronnefci. K«yens I*ro»-.n(.on,tfW«»l
Mon of S||.t,lor ©!SH», nr l.u-i C«nern*
Tosic peiiiiitj. ’ bus of n 1 onion, rni-.ul hi ‘ tie Lavtoc or‘.d. ViecCLiTlS®,
If hi- v
yon ecle*. t ern*Tve<l.e» WHt out «uc
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/hf If '9 tog ve qo’-i'. f-,( pfi.yjitrtut re*'-r
yon ei*e trotiUoi*. tvuh n-'r trenl rrs or
noinplnint Ooctor’e Con-iron to t-nj-rj our sex. liy "I-it'-i.-b' r-'C i III*
Kran.Ari..* rresiiirt.ur, Toxic> »i .l t y
tv-lc/i T . guu*r.i;lo« lv(11
P«:i( 1600 Ivvly (tin Joe.
_ wilt Be g.ven for n* r bus* if Fcuutta'
weiknese Toxto or lunbilUr V. uict )..*.iai. 3 ‘ J ,.ut i.AT
C;« will net ru-a. 'ei,'< )- a lout jute
gym offer, made by re-’-ponsil 'e li.cire v. to know
Tomo" txprrienit So. wUt ‘ Ladu..’ JxoviiiJS* ,
mu
Sol] by IJiu&riet«. Prloe Jl.Oo per bottle, oi^ * *
Leucorrhcea Wash. »* *L»c,ion ftr 1
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TIR, A RtcuLATiNo |mpi:vY«iucuel Tonic all Plas
Cpruot Rr«ai T.»iMidaHy ovtr ied oilier, ; It
adm to th»
for system. Solti by Uiua^Uk. o* seut bj
si(5 cents In
Tne Women '9 AitduxU Ivnlitute to *r issoct
ttloa of prouduaut Lady Fhyttloiuns, w ho liav*
apccesafuiiy Ihelr sex, for iroui«U Tioutiuejit tua di&tusea given common to ladlwa tt»
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enn CtU^n u4vieo concerning thair.JiaaUh and
ciacaHCH by mniL frm % by pwuljne f>uip\oin»
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