The Weekly news and advertiser. (Albany, Ga.) 1880-1???, September 25, 1880, Image 4

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n World ] Grandfather Lickflhiifglc'^ anil aeon Radapinner, two patriarchs ”this community, were walking down the street together yesterday. It was remarkable that two such men were not seen together ortcncr. and people raised their hata to them as they passed along and apoke to them reverently. “There's entirely loo much bitter ness in tliis campaign, deacon,” said Mr. Lickshingle, “and I regret it exceedingly. Now, when we wne young men and took an interval in politicks we had none of title ever- lastin’ cat haulin’,” “Indeed we hadn’t,” acquiesced Deacon Itedspinncr. “Take Jack- eon’s campaign, for instance. There vrux a lively interest taken by both parties, but there was none of your bullyraggin’ like wo see now-a- days.” •'•That's a fact, deacon,” said old Lickshingle, “but ’tween roe ’n you, I never thought much ot Jackson. “He was o' mighty good man,” Licksliingle.” “He wux small potatoes to some men we have now, deacon.” “Who d’ ye mean?” demonded the deacon. “Well, there's Garfield,” »aid Lickshingle. “Garfield bo danged. Yon know mighty well, Licksliingle, he coold not have been 'tecled hog-rive iu a hill town in Jackson’s day.” ••Hancock’s a good au* pare man Didn’t he fight like a bull-dog iu the war of the rebellion? Where was Garfield skulking in the time of disaster? In Canady, by thun der. in Canady." “What war Hancock doin with a stilletlo in his boot the night Lin- *coln was murdered ? Answer me that. If Wilkes Booth had failed, this Hancock was ready to finish the job. Don’t talk to me I Dou.'i talk to me!” gilt's a lie,” howled the deacon, a* he whirled around and faced old Lickshingle on the street. ’ “It’s as true as holy wril, an’ any man’s a liar that aaya so,” retorted Lickshingle, too moch wrought up to be particular at to his phraseolo gy. r “He’s a darn sight better man than Hancock.” “Go slow, Lickshingle, go slow !” said the deacon, somewhat agitated. “Oh, I know what I’m talkin about,” retorted Licksliiugle, as be stabbed the pavement spitefully with bis hickory cane—-Hancock s a spougbton bottle, that's what he “An’ what’s Garfield? Great guns what's Garfield? Didn’t he lay a cheap John sort of pavement aronnd the capilol and charge the government one million dollars for it?” and the deacon’s eyes blazed with indignation. •See here, deacon, look at your man Hancock’s letter to Sherman. Didn’t he try to blow up Washing ton with glycerine? Say, didn’t he? Ob, I read the uewspa|>crs, old man, an’ know what’s goiug on?” “Yoo're a bald-headed old scouu- drei,” yelled the deacon. “You’re an old leper, and I can wipe the ground with you,” howl ed Liek-hingle, gripping his cape nd advancing. Friends jumped in, autl the two Thriout old men were dragged away in opposite dircc ions. The dtsuik squirmed around iu the anus of bis captor?, shook his cane at Lickshingle, and hissed: “Your roau Garfield would never have gone into the army if he hadn’t been drafted, audbe would istksn gone then only be thought he would be able to desert—the onerystin of-n-gun!” Tk« Crest Frand—How A Spirit Dr. Forbes Winslow describes in a letter to the London Standard how a-frieud of his caught a spirit A few p eeks ago at a sceance given by out- Haitian, a medium. On en tering the bouse Dr. Winslow says he was shown into an upper room, with folding-doors dividing the bed-room from the siliiug-rooiu. In tbit room were some f-iurteen or fiflean people of different sexes. He had notbceii io the room long be fore be bbtieed that tlie chief per former was not unaided. An elder ly gentleman, evidently of an impet uous nature, disturbed mud rather interfered with the progress or the sceance by demanding a light, stal ing that lie bad caught llie spirit hand—and doubtless he held that of Bastian—but before a match could be obtained it bad slipped away. This for a moment seemed to inter fere with the progress of the sceance and with the antics of the spirits, “Johnnie Gray” and -Mar tin.” All lights were now turned out will llie exception of one small jet, and before long a supposed spirit made its appearance at the door behind the curtains. One of the audience, Mr. Chamberlain, sj- patently pretended to recognise this ns the spirit of his departed brother; but on its third appearauce smoth ered it with cochineal by means of a squirt, with which lie bad provi ded himself, and Ramping forward at the same time, he seized tlie spirit and after having a severe struggle to drag what proved to be some hu man being into the room, withdrew his fingers being nearly dislocated in the contest. One of the coqfed- erates turned out the gas, while another guarded the door, the black curtain baring been turn down in the atiwggic. They insisted in go ing into I be bed-room, but the me dium was stated to be very ill in a trance. He had, however, time to takeolfhis disghisc, hut nottoel- face ail Cite cochineal from his lace. iey i Liver CURE $1.25 PER BOTTLE A Positive Remedy for ADD Kidney, Diver and Urinary Troubles of both Hale and Female. Z^e&cL -bile Record: . “It saved mjr life.”—”E. B. Lake!/, Selma, Ala. “It I * the remedy that will cure the many peculiar to worm nMother’# >Iaga* tine. **It baa pawed «evera teats and won endorse- ments from wine of the hi*beat medical talent la the conntry.—Vew Yorl World. **Xo Remedy heretofore discovered can be held for one moment In comparison with it.'* -C. A. Harvey, D I) n Washington. t>. C. This Great Salural Remedy Is for Sale by Druggists in nil parts or the World. _ TET IT and TAKE ft 0 OTHER U. if. WARNER & C«., ROCHESTER, W. V. W. wilt yon. 912 a Hay aad upwards made at heme he the industrious.— Mea.vesara.hoys and girls wealed everywhere SO work tv ns. New Is the tit.* You cm dev is your whole tine to the work, or ’oaly your •pare momenta V* mker hudn*a» wtir . 01 snarly »a well. Ho oae wlllJu* to woik esa hi to make enormous pay by ehxagteg a* once. Co»v If Oatltaadu Tara lac mea ihMht WkjUMtU* • fnw. A XRSI opportoolty athr ant honorably. Adrfi XllH. COM) 1 Q'ty*! *h ’lies 1-* roAke money We sed a | arson In every town toute auhacnpUtMts f«r «h* Isr.-mt. rhrap- vet and beat tUastrmted family paWU t»Hon la the wocid any one can beitnur • snef i eafni agent Ha elegant works or an given Awe w» snbacr her*. The price ts so Iowiimi .'•ihh»i ererybciy awhseritae use amt reports taking *20 aabscribn * * * ■ dfwcttowa % „ «. rve Outfit free. ■ if yea wear p-cjaM- work •end ns yonr arfdrtaa at ooce It coat* nothing te try the hsfism. No one who engages fails to metre great nav. A “ “ tU Portland. Maine Geoaoa 9iibk» A STORE IB HEADQUARTER! Housekeeper’s Supplies! SATE MONEY Ry Sending your order DIRECT to HEADQUARTERS ^CABBAGES, APPLES, onions, POTATOES. Always on Hand ! BEST PEAMWT IN THE WOULD J The “ITALIAN FLAG 1” J. B. REEDY! HOKE BUT THE BEST In Dry Goods and Clothing Inducements Extraordinary! TEETHlIMA. miTBixe ronoERs.) 'A V- ..j •, HAS OPXMED A NEW BHiKElYANOCOlFECTtOIERY At the old stand of Joseph Demont, apd will keep on hand at all times. and is prepnretlto furnish to the city nnd country FRESf BREAD, CAKES, CANDIES, sad all soods to hi. line, of b«t nullity and to* prion. H. also baa on band at hit Mara a food lot ot / using thru J For sale by w. h. Gilbert, act, a co. L. E. & H. E. WELCH. jaaSS-ly *Wo T* Hell.” Arm York norsM.l Just M the ill-fated Vera Cruz was about to sail, n pusseuger—n man about forty, slightly built and sallow complcxioncd, with hair in clined to gray, who was dreed in a sail of black—made himself con- spicuous by h'» baud-.bnking anil confidential chat, with a number of gent leal -is friend* wiur Iin-I come lo see him off. Even when the visitors bad left the ship lie followed them on to «he dock and went through the porting ceremonial once more. Finally he «*« called on board, llie tlie gang-plank was drawn in, the hawser* wnre lei go, the screw made a revolution, and the Vera Crux was in motion. The gentleman in black standing near the ■h-rii,* raised Id. bat a* a parting saline. On the momenta stout-looking active man, Of about thirl v years, rushed on to the dock and looked up at the gen tleman iu black, who having ob served biro, made a motion for him to approach that In- might bid him adieu, it not shake hands, the urn on dock cried outexeiedly. “.on didn’t tell >se you were going! I won’t shake hands with you! Go to.liell! Go I* helll Go to hell 1” Did evkr ship go to *e» before with gVcbamnlediVtUiaf • (SLOBH CORSETS Made under Cooley’* ion gnara d. vrrVh i from 75 e**ota to 9200. and your order will be’ by return mail. Mamifactuied only by tha Manufacturing Company. BATES. EETD ft COOLEY, 343, SvJ find 317 Ii road tray, w»ott»‘'*'rnv coons. m bear PRY ii@u9uua P.IISEDY fee the core of ScroT- ill, SjpoHis* hcnAl— Taint, Shei* nwtlain, tlkite Kwcl;lmr f Coat, Colire, t'oriMimplioa. Bronchitis Nervous De ity, k>bm, nnd til unan a m an lapnra c Ala or scalp. BOSA3ALIS CUBES SCROFULA. EAOSADALIS Cares KheumnlUm. aoSESSETs Cares Syphilis. EQaflBflIiIS Cares Halaria. -Corea Nervous Debility. iii&szszssB^Bmn ?21C3ADALIS SUCRES CONSUMPTION. Ci hm SADALIS fhM.fta tegredlente paWtabM rm every n bfeF IV IMra * D A let rom --* t r lV-rattvca that exist, and Is aa LsiXfcUcs.fc IJIootl Father. S ROS A DALIS Is sold by all Druggists* mm PI PANACEA For 31. tlf and BEAST- External and Internal. TH3 CTiKATtSTT TAIX RgLgVER OF THE AO*. Dr* Rogers’ Vegetable WORM SYRUP C'JTFf»t eafo by all Drucglnfa. ;OI!V F* HEHRYJlIIimAN & CO. # .«coiic.^ n£S? E. CRIME. Morris Mayer, HAS ON HAND IN THE WORLD! Prepared and sold by SPENCER GRAVES, at Hillsdale, Worlli Co. Georgia, jar Wholesale and Retail Merchants supplied on Commi«»ion. August 26,1880—3m. SPENCER GRAVES. Welch’s Corner. THE LARGEST Lemons, Cocoanuts, Turnips, Oranges, Pine Apples, Beets, Shelled Peanuts nnd Shelled Almonds, Foi Confectioners ! WINES, LIQUORS, SEGARS. and a full line op Staple and Fancy Groceries. JOSEPH B. REEDY, CiBOCF.ll A IMPOUTEIC OF FOREIGN FRUIT SRvaitiinli, Ga. GHAY’S SPECIFIC MEDICINE. V«r*!*S WlARKTheGreat Kn TRADE MARK gllali Reme dy, • n unfail- int? rrmeoy for Seminal Weak- near, Sperma torrhea, Impo tent jr. and all diaeaaes that follow, a* a se quence of Self- ww* n*iii*.lbuw; r twuni Tfiiita of Memory, Lniversal Idusitude, Puin in tu** Rack. Dimness of Vision, Premature Old Age, and many other diaeaaes tnat Irad to insanity or con sumption, and a pfemslure Grave dgrFull par Uculars in <-ur p.-«mj l.lt t which »e desire to send free by mall to rmv one d&’The Specific Med icine is arid t»y ml dtupghts hi fl per rfkace.or six pecks c lor $5, orwill heseni free by mail on receipt of the money, by addressing THE G AY MEDICINE CO. Mechanic's Blo< k, Dktkoi :, Mich. tS N >'d In Alhat.y <ud everywhere by all drug gists. novlS- Welch & Mitchell Offer At. Their Popular ALBANY BOOK AND JEWELRY STORE THE LARGEST, CHEAPEST AND REST Selected Stock of Miscellaneous Books, SCHOOL BOOKS, , WA11HU1IUH1, Fine Gold Jewelry> Watches> 01ocks> Musical Instruments, Cutlery and Fine Fancy Goods, EVER BROUGHT TO THIS MARKET! We have in stock an elegant lino of NEWCHROMOS! Goods sold at a small marg'n .if Profit! -te ■ >»r large anil increasing sales enable us to buy and sell id silch quantities iS TO DEFT COUPETITION IN PRICES! Call anil examine onr prices before pur chasing elsewhere. No trouble Jto show goods. tQr Ail orders promptly filled. WELCH & MITCHELL, Booksellers and Jewelers, April 2!), 1880- ALBANY, RA. H. FRASER GRANT. ” ' ' " E. E. CHEATHAM To Merchants aad Farmers! If you want a ^Ha^jirice and prompt returns for your COTTON and RICE * SHIP IT Tb- H. Fraser' Grant & Co., GENERAL COKIHIISSION MERCHANTS, No. 72 Bay Street,. * Savannah, Ga. Who will give PROMPT. PERSONA L ATTENTION, Sml make libeml cash advances on all constopnents. t9~ BAGGING and TIES furnlshed at bottom prices. [sep9-4m. E. L. WIGHT CO- ALBANY, GA. It EPUE^ENT several of the mnvt prominent n GIN HOUSE INSURANCE A SPECIALTY ! wr 1/ishi.h (Dji.’btkii and pan* promptly. —ii9.2 Books, Stationary, Jewelry, i Albany hMldM felt the need of another utoro of this character, *nd I take pleasnro in In- my frl«d» nnd the public generally that I have recently opened In WJ1,!.1NGIIAM’8 BUK/K, in the itoTe formally occuided by Mr. Jo^opli Klirlich, a hbentiful aad eelect stock o AUarantee«L Cii^ •vrmt ASES, TOILKT SETS. SPECTACLES (H>LD PENH AND ' ’LA oWjRTINO GOODS, NOTION’S, PERIODICA IA, Etc. ■*'/ EASONABLE DHOFIT and hopr to merit* a ahari? of pMliBts l will be tffififtfb? <M*> ordi'rw frum a lUnunqt*, atul eatlufaciloii -AwTVJO- FINEST STOCK OUR STOCK OF -OF- Clothing! Drags and Druggist’s STJJSriDHzIES IS NOW LARGE AND COMPLETE BOTH FOR JOBBING AND RETAIL. .^3-Call orsend for Prices before sending off orders or baying elsewhere. ’ 'We guarantee satisfection in goods and prices. L. Wholesale & Retail Druggis ALBANY, CA. WELCH & BACON, Ever brought to Albany! J. W. SHEFFIELD. A inericus, Ga. W. S. BELL, j Albany, Ga. I SHEFFIELD & BELL WHOLESALE AND BET AIL DEALERS IN TINWARE, Menrn afl to HO USE FURNISH INC GOODS! Corn, Bacon, Flour, Agricultural Implements, Plantation Supplies Of all kinds always on hand. Onr fnoilitiofl for Storing and Hanling Cotton aiw tinatirpasaed. pr BUILDER’S MATERIALS, &c. =S5rih SPECIALTIES: Table and Pocket Cutlery, Buggy & Wagon Wheels AND Timbers, Plow Stocks and Plow Hoes* It is known that hot weather briugs sickness and that the greatest care is nece-sary lo prevent disorders even on the port of tbewe most healthy. Wbat there is in the beat that qboald came disease cannot certainly be known, but cholera, dysentery, debility, laaeitude, vertigo and many utber sodden and dangerous maladies come every se«eon and cause great suffering and thousands of deaths Few people go through the Bummer without unpleasant symptoms. The month becomes dry and parched, the tongue furred with white, the pulse irregular, the nend feverish, the body cramped and the limbs swollon and tired. Ladies especially, with their natural dclecacy and tendency to female troubles, find the hot weatner almost unbearable while little Children are dying every day from exhaustion and because Parents neglect pre caution and care A prominent and well known physician ofNew York asserts as his positive belief that more than threefoarths of nil so-called Summer complaints arise from disordered secretions, and that these secretionary orgnss which, by being out or order cause so much- trouble, are the kidneys and liver. The brain controle the life, bat the lower part of the body rules the health. There is one, and only one known vegetable that will absolutely regulate and control the kidneys and liver at all times sod thus proven ■he many .dangers of the Bummer. That vegetable (a Weal Iudia jeaf. is used ns the basis of Waraer's Safe Kidney and Liver Core. It is pure pleasant to the taste and absolutely certain in Its results. It keeps those who intelligently use it in perfetl health, and cures those whose secretions arc deranged. For all urinary complaints of either sex it b infallible For all billious trouble it is cumin. For the hot season it is iovainable and every person of ca-e and Intelligence shnnld not fail to keep Warner’s Safe Kidney and Liver Core near at hand, and nse it upon approach of the the slightest symptoms. It may save your life or that or some dear friend ; it will certainly prevent mnch suffering It is fur Bale by druggists in all parts of the world; be careful and take no other. “A word to the is wise sufficient,” WE ALWAYS KEEP ON HAND O. wL DAKTlBlk. Rubber Eel ting, Lace Leather and Belt Hooks, NAILS, IRON AND STEEL, G-uns.Pistols,Powder,Shot,Caps & Cartridges And in fact EVERYTHING Hint ought to be found in a First-Class Hard ware .Store. Wo respectfully Invite you to call and sue our stock. SHEFFIELD & BELL, Next LWor to Gilbert’* Drnjf Btort, BROAD STREET, Albany, Ga. WESTON, COLLIER & DAVIS WAREHOUSE -AND ALBANY, GA. ■yyE RESPECTFULLY INFORM THE FARMERS TRADING WITH ALBANY that We Opened the Planters’ Warehouse. Lately kept by Mr. H. J. COOK, for the purpose of transacting a Legitimate Warehouse and Commission Business, (Dd M* . (hip. Of th-tr Influence and natranan. Aa announced la the Sanaa, wa lalead to ho *ON ONE SIDE OF THE COUNTER," beilevin* it t« utnt tor hi, aad, by *sr, I he REST tbr ih* firmer, UMrafoia »• pints. «*» hooor not to bay cotton, but at alt tlmca to be In ouch condition aa will asabio To Give to our Patrons Unbiased Advice. IhirMR. baa wori) expeHanco aa a Warehouseman, tad will have scow*! man.naaiant hjwlncre If you should favor ui with buslnota, please send, or give in person, onleu aa to the IStW.C." r y r in°i!?!k. If ®»r baJaew dK uW W.p-.nt, wc wlll opeo iScSIM^-KUhT W ARE* UUU'E al>>. ami wilt employ talbaal rclt.ble men to aM aa 1ST Uomfortable quarters tor patrons staying over night. rr ■.‘.- vvr % WLSTOMj OOLHEK A DAVII.