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THE VEEKLY Ww& AND ADVERTISER Th. ALBANY NEWS.cMXIisInd 1SU, lto,s-_liiUVed»vlil.», ISMS, b) » Too ALUANY ADVEKTISEIt, ntaMtohed 1ST7, | HelNToon A Kvass. 1 A Family and Political Jourxal Devoted to the Interests of Southwest Georgia. 1 —— ——— : $2 a Year. Volume I. ALBANY, GA., SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 27, 1880. Number 12. gtofcsslonaX Cards. James Callaway. Attorney at Law CAMILLA. g a. Jas. H. Spence, Attorney at Law, CAMILLA. OA. Will practice in *11 me conntire of Al bany I ‘irc’.at, ud in Um V. S. Circuit and Dm riel OonrU for Um Soulh.ni District of Q*. jWOfflra Up-stairs. otct Twitty * Col; USD AND COLLECTION AGENCY. S. 0. SHEFFIELD. ATTORNEY AT LAW, ARLINGTON. GA. *#-Wild Tamila looked after and Col lection* ueh in the eoouvtleeof Early. Miller. Oalbnau an I Baker. frlcW-ly Trowbridge & Hnllinshcd DENTISTS, WATCR0S3, - - - - GEORGIA. Tort* «bkM wi.hoat ptliu An war* warranted. Term* teoderete. Wilt »» »■.- where on B.A A. awl Bailroeiis. JOSEPH A. CROXK. ATTOESSyatLAW • m BAT ST.IEET, SAVANNAH, GA. #T. T. JONES, JESSE W. WALTER*. JONES ft WALTERS, Attorneys at Law. ALBANY. OA. vV. A. STROTHER, U.D. ALBANY. GEORGIA. 013 o?3F Gilbari’s Due Store TUB LORD'S PKAYER. PATMRpbed Into an acrutic by Stu Grant, Jr.a Midler In the > tl» nyinrnl of United St«t«e laf»atry,aad wrwo—t mi war In the province or Upper Canada. One Lord and King, who rrtgna't enthroned ftibr of light myaterlona I>eit I Whs ar.t e great I AM, the last, the flrat. Art righteoue, holy, merciful and juat; Jn realms of glory, aceneo where angels sing IMmrm U the dwelling pi ire of God, our King. JjWfcvwf thy name, which doth all name* taasceml; Hr thou adored, our Great Almighty Friend; Tkm glory nhleea boron ! creation’* »pa<v, Jhnr In the booh eCJ«*u« »»•! of grace. Up kingdom towers betond the starry *kie*; JTwglwi Satanic tell*, but thine a Wall ri*e, fkow let thine empire, oh. tboa H<»lv one, fie greet and everta*tlng will be done; IVW I'rtxl make known his will, his power .display, ft it the work of mortal* to obey. Dsn* la the great and wondemu* work of lore. Om Calvary’* crow he died, bnt reign* above; Han* bear* the record in the hob word, as heaven a-lore* thy lore, let earth,oh Lord; It shines transcendent in th* eternal skies. Is praised in heaven—for man the Saviour die*. M songs immortal angels land hi* name. IAmen shout* with joy, and saint* his love proclaim. Gist us, oh Lord, oar food, nor cease to give Vs of that food on which our soul- may live; 71m be our boon to-day, and days t-» come. Dap without end in o r eternal home; Omr Lctdv souls supply from day to-day, HmOm assist and aids us when we nrav. Aral though we ask, yet Lord, thy blessing send. Ami make ns grateful when thy gifts tle- /try** at our sins, which in dedrucUm race. oil on the stage no voice liatl been raised tip in protest. Dr. Sims closed by appealing to the great newspaper* of the city, “*o potent in the formation of public opinion,** to denounce the play uml its projectors. Our souls u> save, e’en A am’* guilty ftlUn to thee lu gratitude and love. Ami in that duty paid by saints above. Lfoi ns from sin, and in thy mercy raise Vs from the tempter and his hellish ways, JVot tn oar n«me. but in His name who bled, M* thine ear we poor our every need. ft #OWn faul charms help ns to shun. As* may «e conquer through tne conquering For we »re mortal worm* and cleve to clay; Ufa* ’*J* to rule ami mortal-* to oiiey. Is not thv mercy. Lord, forever free ? Dr fc. W AlFRIEfrD reoJtr* kl. »nfca, IB b. »* #*rm*.i* *rsache» ot lb i>rof«iion. to tl* SUa-v b»n* andinrroMnJina r«M»otry i it-. i UineBtreet- HOTEL- THE JOHNSON HOUSE - SMITIIVILLE. GA. I* the pliwln stop and get a GOOD SQUARE MEAL MARKET SQUARE, 1AVAHKAB, OA Bates (1.50 to (2.00 per day. according to location of rooms. -* JOSEPH HEBSGHBAGH, April JO, 1880—ly. PROPRIETOR THE ALBANY HOUSE! Herrick Barnes,Proprietor Albany, Georgia. mbis Hoose is well furnished and in ev- JL try way prepared for the accommo dation of the traveling public. Entire sat isfaction guaranteed. The table is -tip- plied with the beat the country affords, and the i-eTvant* are unsurpassed ir po liteness and attention to the wants of gt&eaU. Omnibnaee convey passenger* to And from tl»e different railmndn prompt ly, f.*ee of charge. Chsrgeu to snit tli«* timca. tl 300,000 M-CtaM pu sale. *rrir k> VLA.SIMMO/V3 CURES UHorAPPcmk jimmy. L Th* wh I# ere • tion know. BO Goil but Thou Kingdom anil Kmcire in thy pmnic fall; ncKing ,-t.rnsl reign* the King of *11 ftnT i, with rhee; to Thee he glory rive And be th. name adored by earth and hearen The i»sai-« of taint* ami anre la thine own; Glory to Thee, the eterlaating one. Furmr be thy gloriou. name adotml: Amen ! Hovaooa, hleaacil he the Lonl I AGAINST THE PASSION PLAT. A Preacher Point, lb. Objection. M a Proposed Theatrical Hepre- •cntatloi Sew York .-si The proposed production of the Passion Piny at Booth’. Theatre lias attracted the aiteniioii of llie pulpit. Last etching I he Hev. Ur. C. N. Siuia, of the Siiinnierlield Methodist church, Brooklyn preached a sermon denouncing ill. play and the participants, the actors and the management. The play, lie -aid, was “an insult to the best Christian sentiment of the laud.' (lift text was tlie 28lh and fSltli verses of the 27th chapter of ,81. Mathew ; "And they stripped him and put on him a scarlet robe.’’ -And when they had platted a crown of thorns they put it upon hi* head, and a reed in his right hand ; and they bowed the knee before him and mocked him, saying; Uail King of the Jews!’’ The reverend speaker thought it lamentable that there should be any attempt to personate ’‘the Holy Christ, in whose name we offer our prayers day and night,’' and this, too, “«n the boards of the same the atre where the echoes of the foot -teps of the profligate Bernhairit •will have scarcely died away." It was sad to contemplate tiie spectacli of a professional player who, per sonating Jesus Christ, would pugs the cup to twelve other players, rep- re-cutiiig the apostles and say “This is my blood which is shed lor you" A simulated John woul- lean on the breast of a simulated Savior, and the inquiry ol simula ted treachery would be whispered around the table: “Is it I ?” I ?" This scene so sacred to nl Christians, was to l>e introduced ut. the boards of a theatre as an amuse tnent. The trial before Pilate .aid ‘-that great triumph of the world’* hope and faith, Hie a-cousion of the risen Lord in ilcatcu,” were to In represen led. The litatia, ers confessed that the; cxpcclcd opposition at.d iiidigim tion. When it was pr< seated i 8an Francisco, eigh’eeu mouth jigo, the force of public opinion compelled its withdrawal trout the stage, and the city authorities pass ed hii ordinance making it. pc forinance a criminal offcu»e, am. James O’Neill, win* personated i Christ, was arrested and lined (50 A new Board of hnp> rvi-or* at tempted to rescind H c ordinance. \ but nimh-c to. iind to-day the per- ! forinance of this play would be an unlawful act in 8uu Francisco. Tin | managers Imd prepared the pub ir ; here for its reception by carefully prepared newspaper art cle-, which dwelt upon its elevated character, j and declared its influence would not ! In- immoral or irreligious. The public was asstf cd tha, only mor- ltd people Would be" perm.tied to i t>ke part in Hie play Two hundred FHTNIOGNOIIIV. FAST MAIL SERVICE. THIS SOUTH to BMOV IT AtI t * , « or Character Reading Ex. LAST. A Fast Train to b. Han Dally Be tween Boston, New York and Sa vannah. A Thoughtless Child. The erratic Dr. Taltnnge may lie guilty of inauy indiscretions, but lie following is not one of llietn : Thera arc many parents who arc i.icriflcing their children with wrong systems of discipline—loo great vigor, or too great leniency. I'liere*are children in families who rule Hie household. They cotno lo be the authority. The high chair in which infant, sit is Hu 1 throne, and the rattle is the sceptre, and the other children make up Hie parlia ment, where father and mother have no vote. Such children come up to the miscreants. There is no chance in this world for a child that has never learned to mind. Such people become the botheration ot the church of God and the (test ot the world. Children that do not learn to obey human authority arc unwilling to learn to obey di- iue authority. Children will not re-pect parenat whose authorin' they do not respect. Wltoare these ou’ng men that swagger through he streets with their thumbs in their vests, talking about their lathers as “the old man,” “the gov- ri>or,’’“the -quire,” “the old chap,” or their mother as “iho old wo man ?” they are those who in cltild- nood never learned to reaped an Hinrity. Eli, having learned that his sons were wicked,. fell over hark ward and broke lira nock and lied. Weil he might. What is lire to a father whose sons were de- iiiuelied? The dust of the valley is dea-anl to Itjs taste,and the driving rains that drips through Hie roof ot < he sepulchre are sweeter than tlie wines of llclbon. There uniat be harmony between the father's gov- rnincut and the mother's govern ment. The mother will lie tempted lo too leniency. Her tenderness will overcome her. Her voice is a ittle suiter, her hand seems butter Jt lo pull out a thorne and soothe a pang. Children wanting anything from Hie tnoHier cry for it. They tope to dissolve her witli tears, (tut the mother must not interfere, utist not coax oil. must not beg lor ilie child when Hie hour eoutes for lie ns-crHon of parental siiprcnmry ntd tiie subjugation of the child’- 'em per. There cornea in the liisto- y of every child an hour when it is eslud, whether the parents shall ule or Hie child shall rule. That i- ilie critical hour. If Hie child Iri- mph in Hint hour, then lie will some day make you crouch. It i- a terrible scene. I have witnessed it, A mother conic to old age, shivering with terror in Hie presence of sou who cursed her grev hairs, ami mocked her wrinkled face, and be grudged her the crust she munched witli her toothless gums! How sharper than a serpeata tooth it la To hare a thankless child. gaiVEa STABLE Ifcoc UYER MEDICINE It tbu oViskt, tnA r genuine ftitt* gou’Mrimnc ikiv on !bc rnuniri. Prepared _ . ">• n of the most exemplary c(i'arac >,M.D. PuanpIn■.■.w-siitamdtixwhottl** . ter were advertised to represent the Wives. Journal of Commerce. Three men of wealth meeting, not long since, in New York, the con versation turned upon their wives. Instead of finding fault with women in general and their wives in par ticular, each one obeyed the wise mau’s advice, and “gave ‘honor’ unto his wife.” “I tell you what it is,” said one of the men, “they m iy s ty what they please about the uselessness of mod ern women,, but my wife has done tier share in securing our success in life. •‘Everybody knows that her fami ly was aristocratic and exclusive, uml all, that, anil when I married Iter siie had never done a day’s work in her lile; hut when \\. St Co. failed, I had to commence at the foot of the hill again, and she di— • barged the servants and chose but a neat little collage,and did her ■wn housekeeping until I w us bel ter otr. •‘And my wife,” said a second, ••tvas an only daughter, caressed and pelted to death; and everyImdi aid, ‘Well, if he «ill marry a doll ike I list, lie’ll make Hie grente-i oistake of hia life.’ But when I •■ame home the first year of uiarri- .ge, sick with the fever, she nursed oe hack lo lieiillli, and I never knew »• r to niiirtiiiir because I thought ve couldn’t aflord any better style •r more luxuries.’’ “Well, gentlemen,” ehimed in a bird, “I married a smart, healthy, pretty girl, hut -he wa- a regular rlue—lurking. .She adored Te: ny- oti, dot> don By on. rend Emerson, iml named Hie first hiliy Hnlpli Waldo Emerson and tips append Maud; hu| I tell you wliat ’tis,’’iiii(l llie speak r'« eyes grew -u-pieiou-ly moist, “when we laid little Maud in her last bed ut Auburn my poor wife had no reiuetiihr.ii.ee of neg lect nr stinted m Jbnly caret and 'lie little dre-ses th .t still lie in the locked drawer woto all tputlp In her own huiiils " Special Tdraram la tbs MurntiiK Nsw*. Washington, November 21.—As the general dispatches Inform you. the South is at last to have the ben efit of a fast mail service. Tito dif ferent railroads linvc come to rea sonable terms for carrying the cars, and Superintendent Thompson gave me the following as directly inter esting Savannah: “The fast mail trnin will leave Boston at 7 P. M., New York at 4:35 A. M.„ Washington at 11 A. M., Richmond at 3 P. M , and arrive at Charleston at 6:15 A. M. and Sa vannah nl 11 A. M. For the next two, possibly three weeks tin: train will arrive at Savannah us ut pres ent. at 12:40 p. M. After that time at 11 A. M. Trains will bu daily from New York, and daily, except Sundays from Bj-lon. Arrange- mentH have not yet been made fot Jacksonville and point- west of Sa vannah. and for the present the fast mail will practically stop at Savan nah.” Colonel Thompson wi'l go to Chartcstoi, Savuinali and Jackson ville in lately after tiie inatign ration of tld- fa’-t service, on No vetuber 28lli, to perfect all lie details and lo make any change necessary. The appropriation nit tier which llie service is established wiil expire June 30th, next. Nec essary eflorts should he made !<• continue it, ns it will doubtlcs- prove of great beifefit to the South Washington, November 20.— During the lu-t session ot Congress Superintendent Thompson, ot the Railway Mail Service, wrote a let ter to the Postmaster-tieneral, ad vocating an additional appropria tion forth* Southern fast mail aer- ice, which letter was transmitted to Congress and an appropriation made. Up to ti c present time it iia- been impo—ible to make ar- rangetne ds witli Hie Soutle rn line- lo pul it into operation. There was a meeting to-day of Southern lunu- agers* in litis city, at which an ar rangement was completed, a d it was agreed to put it into effect on ihc28ih insi. By Hie terms ot thi- tirinngeineiit a fast mail will leave Boston nt 0 P. M., and New York at 6:35 A. M., arriving at Washing ton at 10:50 A. M.. and leaving Washington at 11 A. M-. it will ar rive in Richmond at 1:40 P. M., At lanta at 9:30 A. M., and in New Oi lcans the following morning, which will he eqmvelaut to a saving <>• one business day. By this arrange ment not only New Orleans, bin all intermediate point* bet ween Wa-li- itiuton and New Orleans will In heiiefitted. A- this line will pet- form local service, the mail which arrives at Atlnnta lay the present ar rangement at 11 P. M-, will arrive at9:3-J A. M., and all other cities and villages will receive eurro ponding benefits in the saving ol time. Not only the towns on tin- line of tliis route receive such bene fits. but by its connections with lat ernl lines the entire service ill Hi? South will be greatly improved. This train will nl-o, by connections from Richmond, continue South via the Atlantic Coast Line via V. iliiiington, Charleston and Savan nah to Jacksonville, dccrcasipg tin time to the extent of one business day, to :lie cities named, logethc with their intermediate points, also on the lateral lines. In addition to the above train ■here is also a special fast train the Virginia Midland It-iiinnid. be- ween Wa-hington ami Duuvilh which leaves Danville at 10:40 1 M.. on arrival of Hie train whirlt leaves New York nt 4 P. M. Tills Virgi.tiu Midland sperial train nr ri“csat Danville, Va., at 7:45 A. M. in time to connect wi.h the Pied mont Air-Line train for the South, whirl, '-taken In connection with Hn- ntlicr fast truing, gives (lie South a double (jaity fast mail service that is unsurpassed elsewhere. The Southern railway managers very kindly plnied Hie trains at Hie dis posal of llie department, which it promptly accepted, knowing and appreciating the value nl such set- vice to Hie patrons ol the Post Of fice Department. plained by Frol. lVIllls. There wa* a good alleitdanco at Ilawilioritu Hull, Park street, last evening, iho occasion being a lec ture on “Physiognomy^ or llie Ail of Reading Character,” hv Prof. A. E. Willis, ot Chicago. The speaker said ilint the heud was one ot tin- best indicators uml chart of a iiiiiii'h character that it was possible lo obtain, ns it never lied If Hie soul is pme, the face will show it, and It is impo-sihlc fora man to liven licentious nml immoral life with out titu indications ol hia manner of living being plninly diseernnble on It's face and in Ida eyes, the eye. in particular, being one of-lie mo-1 •uddt-iily affected and piouipl to indicate any wuywnrd traits in a man's career in lile. The human body iscmiKiriicted mnthenintica ly. there being only one straight line, the bridge of Hie nose, uml one cir cle, the hull of the eye, and its con struction is composed of curves pro portionately and symmetrically ar ranged. Some children have iarge heads, and Hteir amount ot brain is out of proportion to their bodilt strength. Such children are pre cocious, aim' the mistaken parents, proud of the apparent ability of Hie child, insist upon showing it oil’ to visitors, and, by forcing the too large bruin, cause sickness, prema ture decline and. in insnv cases, leatli. Tiie speaker said that the result of his studies had been that the first seven years of a child’s life -liould he devoted to training the -tomncli; the next seven years to de veloping the honesnnd muscles,and the third term of tiie same number of years to education ; not by tld advice meaning that tiie child should not go to school until it was 14 tear- old, hut during tin- first two period- iiiciitioiicd.thu training o. the stom ach and Hie detelopnieui of the muscles and hones should have preference. The hiiinan system livided into three leading anti dis- t.nct tempera in, nts, viz: nervou-, motive and vital, apd could Hies it ree bu, with tne lesser tempera nentu nud a proper shape head -teulv combined, then wo shoulo ee wliui tiie world never yet h.-n hi held, a perfect man. In regan to the hones, he said that, upon gen rnl principles, the large honed man might he Recounted hottest. a bile the small boned human be ing tvas generally the contrary Broad heads indicate push, cuergt ■ ltd a di-position to succeed. Tin- short, thick neck is a sign ot saga city. and Hie long neck ol iimhitiun Ever.' Ilian lias ill Ids make iipsotii cliaracteri-tic of fi-h. hml. anim - •eptile, and it is when drunk Ilia i ittaii will most thoroughly act on the animal peculiarities thtit In possesses. Ip regard to food tl speaker said th t ill order to fee he brain, li-li, Urahattl bread an •racked wheat should he used, inii'cuiar devlopnient is de.-ired use lean meat, ami if fat is wanted •at fatly rin-ats nnd greasy food. Bt Hie nid of charts nud enlarged photographs Hie speaker illustrated amt coinpar d vramus facial ex pressions. Tiie lower part of Hu face was taken as an indication tiie affections of the heart; the nose of force and energy, nnd the fore head of the intellectual ability, the mouth being the indication of cul ture. The eves, which indicate ant cinporury emotion, represent them selves the spirit of the person, Various other sigus tet d t-> assist in reading the character of a pet- son, the hair, the laugh, the voice the gait, all being auxiliaries in summing up a person’s general character. After the lecture, Hie Professor examined stvertl of the younger memb rsoftae audience, and explained their characteristic straits. nxvs.M.i). r and cartages. Vsm.M i !.> alldruext-u. ; Jewish rabble ami Roman soldiers. who will not laugh or he noisy he ! bind the scenes, and who will ert ‘•Cruelly hint! crucify him!” at 25 or 50 cents a night. Great pains will he taken to pro- TEMPLE OP FLSIIION pfrs-ts^itus: lujaiuu vi l iiuilltjit lowed; no return checks wiil he given at the door, and therefore llie •*•’“ri de’j auraetloDs i« audience cannot go out for driuk- lietwceu the acts. It is even sug gested that while the play comili nes the H-stole of Shakespeare shall he removed from the front of the building and tiie cross erected in it* place. Christians should object strenuously to tld* schc’iqc of mak ing merchandise in llie markets of public entertainment of tiie agony and atonement of Hie Lord Jesus Christ. What would the public say Lack*, Glove*. Rosiest, Ztrumn, No- °f *° attempt to represent the a«-a»- tioxs. Etc. eination aud death of Abraham . . „ L-ucoln for the amusement or an STiSS&UioK ‘ , °» r •“/ coma *sd iasa-et nr ( —as<.4 iriers shrink back in horror from a prop- lanatnis^aifia-ikai'sitMrlTUia osition to dramat ie for public her at itud - lie H/T— r* -E3 oo.re, amusement the d *Ut rru ghs .,i, ri eoiibddcrs as - ??**• Gr SSAW.J ityjGfimfMjhT IT Mdltcr! Yet wh idered a*, and si. AJnwj’MC.UWa,ifn , . afmtfm* . Wlfh* Wu* (0 bit tasriustUr- . thus (Of gg h“V> •» • Mrs. Shaw’s Haf!a«J'iit ratufMd from th« Northern roar ktrf*. mb' is I ipFoi (uom Urns In tslscf lit* all id' Istoet *t\I *s of g-mpin in my lins, f mow have the IMH* fW|l(U MKftUMtof 8ats,Bonnets, Feathers, BIBB038, NECKWEAR, •‘And Tbla Simula ba Hia Castonaa- rv Attitude.*. The fa-o ite standpoint of the male at tliet : c i« the ■ liiinnev-piece for this a titude: Lean the'cllmw- on the chimney-piece. Turn back Hie open hand that it ttiav comfor tably support l ie side of the jaw The head is liras thrown hack, and the nose is jvci| til (lie riir. It i» one of (he first lessons to he learned l.y the novice in aistlieticlsm to wear the no-e ihns. Tiie l.ack is slighilt lient nnd one leg is graccfu Iv curv ed eround Hie other. Tiie Hiitraei the legs the better. The .esthetic lady begins by getting her chair close to the tyall, i,iul H|Uit sink- into ‘t sidyway* HI Wiif-.li a way that iter draperies leaves the outline of her figure i.lniuly vi»il.lo. Then she leans her head against the wall, mashing the throat a» long and the back of the neck as short as possible. Next she stretches her arm* to their utmost length and crosses her hands so »hat the fingers droop in a lank, dejec.ed out-stretched way over h' r kn-cs. Having completed i.nmVib'liiytnu-l •oiueihing lo he she ni »st ieui.iiu What She Forgot. t-RllaScIpbis Tiuca. When a girl concludes to pul up her Imir ami make herself look sweet, llie best policy is to let her have her own tvav. She <an’t be drawn away from Iter mirror l>\ any of the ordinary things of till lif". A tire 4vill someliius i|<; ii bit it lilt- beep shown thui even a tire may fall to excite some girls The other night a New York lodg ing i ons, took fire, >ra I at a most iiucotiiforliibl hour, when most of Hie giris probably have their l.ae|,; hair down. One tr.u young ladic* Ip-npi Htil tl|u place was burning dptyn, l.qt site didn’t f.-el like u.itki.ig Iter Hji|ie.irniteti Itefore the crowd wIlMiiwd gaHiureil In H.n street braking like a perteei fright. Site shut the door leading into Hie hall to keep out tiie flames and went to her mirror to tlx her hair. Anybody who bus waited for a girl to fix her hair knows that it lakes time, and a great deal of it. This girl wasn’t any quicker (|ptn .lie average, ami situ wasyery parti cular allull( Inly ing lp:r l\cir dime up exactly as it slp.uid he. Tiie lire had cut oil her chances of es cape by llie s'.iirs, and her lover, after appealing to her for some time, filially lo-t n|| | alienee »ml got away without her. A llreiiuill got up to Hie room mi a ladder sod she made him -1| op the edge ol the window anil wait until site had arranged her hairpins anil ribbons lor a right sort uf pilhllo appear ance, then site threw herself Into her nrms—it was *o romantic—and slid down the ladder with him, looking just sweet. The whole tiling was a tremendous success, but when the carefully young girl was safely landed on the puveutppt site found that she had forgotten b,T a There are In Georgia 88.522 col ored-men-who own, be tax receiv ers' returns C- r their ruspuctiie wuv***., ffuyt Vl hknti. Noses dawlfled. From tha .iloba. Francis Groce, in his appendix to Hogarth’s “Elements of Beauty.” delqn ntes eight typical noses. 'I here is the angular; tin: aquiline or Ko- tiian ; Hie parrot’s beak; llie straight or Grecian ; the bulbous or bottled : the tiirued-upor snub, aud the mix ed ot broken. Of Hie latter, by th- u-ay, the noses of at least two illus trious men may he taken nxillustru- ions—Tyeho Brahe and Miehuul Angelo, the latter of whom owed his ungraceful nppendix to a blow from a companion witli whom lie was at vnriunce, who thus disfigur ed the great artist Tor life, aud then fled. To these may be added tin- orator Cicero, upon whom Nature seems to have bestowed a nasal or gan of a type decidedly ‘‘mixed.’’ f not broken. Plutarch, ill hi- life of llie querulous Roman, say.- Ilrat he had a flat excrescence ot. he tup of his nose in the shape of a vetch—ciccr in Latin—from which lie took his surname. Pliny says, witli more probabilty, that the niiiue originated in ait extensive cultiva tion of vetches, just as others had previously been surname.! from crops of other kinds. However this may be the fuet of Cicero’s snub nose may no doul.t he accepted, and it accords with the traditional be lief that this description of nose is usually indicative of u fiery, quick, impetuous temper, Cicero having possessed this characteristic in a marked degree. Horace seems In regard the short nose, with a little turn up at the end, as the mark of a person given a good deal to jibing and jeering. Martial calls it the hinocerus nose, aud eats that it vas highly fashionable in his da>, •very tiody afi’eeting this kind of proboscis as an indication of a -atiric.il humor. The “angular” nose, as Grose calls it. is the long, leariy-cut, pointed organ, and was, in doubt, the type to which Horace illudcs when he says that it is radi ative of satirical wit. The “parrot oeak” is Hie nose with which Mi. Punch usually adorns his carica- ore of the Sultan or Khedive, uml s akin to Hie typical Jewish nose HI over tiie world. The eight types 'iren embrace every description of llie feature, and students of carica ture are strongly cecoiiillieiidcd in he treatise alluded to to make hcniaelvcs perfect I > familiar wiili ■ie simple lines by which these -mioit-ly comprehensive sketches ire oflected. A very sigttlar fact has been ob erved with regard not so much to he shape ot the nose as to Hie rat ing uf it in tiie face, so to speak fo be strictly collect from the ■rli-l’s point of view, tlip uo-e liould he accurately in tiie imddie I the face and at right angels witli t line from Hie pupil of one ere to lrat of the other. As a matter oi act, it is rarely or never found tliu- plticed. It is almost invariably a little out of “Hie square,” and the fact of its being so is often that .vhicli lends a peculiar expres-iou -lid piquancy to the face. A niedi ■nl writer points nut that there are .■untoiuieal reasons why a slight leviatiiiu front the true central line may be expected, and that the nose •vliicli is Hu.8 accurately straight tietiveen the two eyes may be ron- sidcicd an abnormal one, an I that ihe ouly absolutely correct organ is that which tiius deviates n little I- Hie right or left. ni FIBKT CIGAR. Toss Just hrtilnti ihe wood bed, Unr glorious kuturner it, F*roVr ihf HIIIn ihe *lahin sun Pursued its tMvanl say. And In toy lone*eclualon, .Rarely n-moT.-d a ar From all e*itl»*e confusion, a tnoked my lint cigar. Ah-briitHl the boy Uh fsuclHi wrapped In iht* sresth *>f • lue; My fjei er« dim. my h*-«d wa» tight. The sootlahed ruuud me flew. He Pnt Hie Arm Around Ifcr, From the Little Rock Gazette. The oilier day several men were standing on a street car, talking, wlien a handsomely dressed lady passed. “You may not believe me,” said a Ilian trained Spriggms, “hut l have Imd my arm around that lady.” “You are a vile slanderer, sir, 1 exclaimed young Mr. Pnpcragu.nnd drawing ofl, lie struck Mr. Sprig- gum a icavy bl»w between the eyes, Until patterns wero Instantly arrest ed. and when Mr. Spriggms re quested that the lady be summoned, a policeman caught up with hoi and requested her presence in court which had just convened in after noon -e ginn “Judge,” said Pape rave, “wllil several ac(|iiaipt'iqces and nr were stgi ding on the stro •' talking this Istly passed. Then tliis hlati' pointing to 8priij“ins, “remarked ' ** H 1 * ie pH* h»H arm a round het, i iic lailv i« no liin^ to Jud^c. 1ml my mother was u lady, and nit sisters flrp indies, nml I h-ive made it a point to ehastis- n limn who spi .iks ill of a Indy,” “Mr. 8|>rtgi'ltis," remarked tiie Judge, “did vou say‘hat von had lint your arm around Hie litdvi 1 ” “Yes, sir.” “Then lie gniitlcmim did right in striking you. Ladies aie not safe in Utile Rock so long ns such rufli ms are allowed to insult them.’’ “Judge, allow the lady to speak,” requested Spriggins “Uertnittly. You will please m ike your statement.” “I didn’t hear Ihe man when he said tlnil lie had put hisnrm around me, ami ns 1 passed on 1 do not know wlint occurred." “Excuse me lor being blunt, but —tun—” “Do yon menu to ask if Hie man put Ills arm around me?” “Yes.” “Then, I must sav lie lias.” For a few titonients there wa* deep silence, only di-turbed hv a hoy wlm picked at the plastering with a horse shoe trail. "What right had he to put his arm around you ?” stammered tiie Judge. “Because,” answered the woman “he i» my husband.” Th* men took beer, and the “court adjourned.” The ladies wear their hats very Inrye H}i» year and,their bonnets very small. As usual they wear tin Ir tioimets on he street and their Ueta bt Urn Ujuu.’w. The modern Young Ladj at Two Periods or Her Life. New York (iraphlc. Behold her at 11. Her limbs unfettered by the Ion, skirts of conventionality, she runs -he romps, she slides oh tiie ice ponds, she rolls hoop, she climbs fences, she leaps, s|p- kicks, she run- races and is as fleet of foot as the hoys. Her appetite is good, lici cheeks rosy, and her movements un consciously graceful. Behold Iter again at 20. No more does she run or jump or roll hoop, ■■mi races or slide on the ice. It ~ not ‘‘proper” now nor ladylike, and sue couldn’t if she would, and shei- fetlered by long skirls, tight shoe and tighter stays. Her movement has no longer tiie freedom and un conscious grace of childhood, lor now when site walks abroad she walks to be looked at, which now in In r estimation is the main object of walking. She is already in deli cate health aud has a doctor who proscribes expensiveadviip and pro scriptions for Iter, and ascribes Iter complaint to niiything and tiling hut Hie real ca-; n ’ . v simpty.he f-. : , rilljr of'the hody ' v ".’. insliionnlile elotlies. Physical ly she is a prisoner. At 11 she vvu- free, Tlio doctor advises travel, but he doe-n'l advise Iter to take off and keep off her fashionable feticr-. "die tv*... id n’t do suit’ he did, and lie wouldn’t advise her if lie knew ii would bring relief, for she would no longer believe in a doctor who would make her dress like it guy, and being dressed like a “guy” i* dressing different from the style prescribed by -a Paris modiste.— Diana never could limit in a trailing skirt; narrow, light, high-heeled gaiters, nud a pinched, corseted waist; but Diana witli a belted tunic and unfettered limbs would be bounced off Broadway by the near est policeman. Dressing' foi health mid freedom of body and limb is one tiling, nud dressing foe fashion quite another. A man couldn’t en dure jliu pinching and incumbrances peculiar to feminine attire for an hour, and a pretty spectacle he’d make rii-hing about in such during Imshiess hour. Yet the “weaker sex” Wear double Hie iuriimhriiuccs «f the so-called stronger. To “dress” at all after the style ii-cs up half a woman’s time and tvvo-lhirds of her strength. Ah,(islIUi was my not-la brow, Thv wttnit g ii Uhl wa* late. My wtartlrd mo her cm 4 in fesr. “My child. What Uve you re r I heird m> father’s * mothered laugh, Ii seen ed *tatraiige and f*r, I kn-w he koew I know he knew Id smoked uay find cigsr. Bill Arp on Newspapers Your papers are agre.it 'Omforl t• mo; in every number I find someHiiiik to put away ill my itioivl and memory: something that I din not know before nnd that will he of •ervice to in-‘ in time to come. If a man can t^ad lie can get a good ed ucation hy taking a good paper; he can keep up with the world nod make himself an entertaining mcni- her in society; lie can talk upuu most any subject. Book learning is ft very good thing, hut I know a man who ha* a power of that, hut he never reads the newspapers and he passe* for a fool in Ids neigh mu - hood. Some papers are not much in appearance, hut 1 never took one that didn’t par me in some way more than I paid for it. One time a i old friend started a paper away down in Southwest Georgia, mid sent i< to tne, and 1 subscribed ju-t to encourage him, soil after awhile it published a notice Hint mi administrator had an order to seli several lots otJniid nt “iridic outer) ; mid one of the lots was in my oil county. So I inquired about the lot, and wrote down to my friend to attend llie sale, and run it up t fifty dollar-. He did so. and hotigiu helot for me at thirty dollar-, ntid 1 sold it to the mail it adjoined for a hundred dollars, and *o i made sixty eight dollars clear by inking the paper. My father tolu me Hint when he was a young man lie saw a notice in a neiv-paper that a school teacher 'vvwanted in a distant county, and lie went down there and got the situation and a little girl was sent to him, and site grew up mighty pretty anti sweet, and lie fi II in love with her and married her. Now, if lie had pot taken the paper, wliat you reckon would have be come of me? Wouldn’t 1 he some oth'-r fi llow.or in n he not at all? Old Basemtwe Hakes a Reputation, Old Bazemhee Imd return ;u Irom tliu club Hie other evening, when,an he hung up his overcoat on the h.-ill lint-rack aud prepared to go up stairs, he heard sueli strangely *x- eiled voices in Ihe front parlor that lie paused to listen. A voire that he recognized at once as belonging to that fast-looking young Snyder lie had warned Maria to lie careful about, said contemp tuously : “Fence woman, and weary me no longer hy your reproach s." I tell you the day of wedding with Alice Montrcssur is fixed, and hy heavens nothing shall prevent our union.'' Gould these words lie nddre-srd to his own daughter? Ye*, it was indeed Maria's sob-cln-ked tones I hat replied : “This, then, is the reward for mi- sacrifice, my devotion. Ruined and forsaken, run ttiimi me witli your latest conquest. Monster—coward ” It only required a second for lla- zemhee tit ru-li up stairs anti gel his -holgiin out of theeiorat. Tiie next inoiitenl lie hurst into tiie parlor w'.lli b Hziug eyes, and, hurling the black Hearted lietrnver In the floor, he placed l|io itmxzlc of hi* breech loader at his temple, hi*si -g: “Villian, swear to me that you will made an honest Wotn-in uf litis poor duped angel or I will strew the floor with your devilish brains!” “Iloory!” shunted young Snyder, silting up and ulasp'ing his hand-. “That’s way up, Mnguif. Sperieu- diil!” araefs Kidneys Liver CURK $1.25 PER BOTTLE A Positive Remedy lor ALL Kulnev, Liver and Urinary Troubles of both. Mai • atjd Female. Read tiio Record? - M E. B. l-aki-ly, Svlnta . “118* vet I uiy life.” AU. “It is the remedi* that will ere the mnay lifleases peculiar to worn a.”—Mother** Maga zine. “It ha* paused sever** tentsau<l won entlor-**- ments fn»m none of the hixln^tmetiicul talent in the country.—Xew York World. “No Uuuietly lierrtotorc tlia overed can be heldferonv! moment in com <;ui*»n with it.” —C. A. Ilarvey, I> D., Wa-lmijri<*n. i>. f. his Great Natura 1 ln-iiv h fo Sale by Druggists in nil parts'of the World. TRY IT aud TAKE N 0 OTHER Jl. U. U AilXl.1! ,(> ROCHESTER, N. V. J. ■'. JOINER, IA T riMAEtl 3»if JEWBEB I.IH.-ATED AT W. II. Gilbert, Ag’t, & Co. I1KO 11) STIfKI ”. J AND JEWELRY! ■ Ikpairino a Specialty 1 ! I. J. BRINSON, Cflitractflr& Builder A.vrt DE.vt.mt t a ALU.I AY. Lumber. Brick, r,.i. Shingles Lathes, Lime and ' Cement Constantly ptly An old darkey caught a two pound sucker the other day aud laid down for a nap with the fish beside him. Another darkey came along presently picked up tliu suck er aud left a half pound oue in its place. When the old darker woke up ho looked at his fish and'it took him soveral seconds to realize that something had-.’ happened. Then turning hi-tthh ov-r and exaiuin m . _ ing it all around, lie simply said : 1 csrritT. - — D c* your -uulUe.' kuovv •Mudy how OntUsh Wtt xwuoiNd.” • your router “Beautiful, papa, Etteure! Eu- • ore! Bravo!” nddeil Marin, de lightedly. “I never saw utivlliltiu heiter at Baldw in’s,” “Eli? What? I—or— ,. r ?“ stnu- mered the bor.Vulera.1 parsni. grouudtntr V.U arms. ■ c were so afraid that VO-. would object lo my taking p-.n in the private theatrienl*. M i aiil you’d never listen to it. But you net better Hum unv of its—doe-n’t lie Bol.bv ?” “You bet,”replied Bohhv. fervent ly. “Gue-s you must have been an amateur Ma.-readv once, sir.” Then Mr. Bazcnibce e -uvhed and wiped his foreliend, and mumbled about Ii s having seen a good deal of that sort of tiling when lie was young and that Maria must be sure to take in ihe tnnt when Iter young friend Imd gone, and then went up to lied and dreamed he was playing an outraged community to crowded Itou-es idl night. A Leap Iroin Washington monu ment. Att adventurous nud patriotic ert ascended the Washington Monu ment Hie other night hy ilie siaiis within the shaft, lu tiie morning, when the melt went up to work, she took a leap of one hundred ami sixty feet. In tiie descent the cal snreail herself out like a flying squirrel and struck the ground on all fours. Alter looking a littli while she proceeded to leave the place, and Imd almost gotten bey ond the slinddovv of tiie tnontiiiient when a dog that stays around the base started for Iter, and Hie eat. not being in her rest running trim, was easily made a victim and killed. Had she lived and not bcon so shy the workmen say they would have bought Iter a collar h'iuI given Iter the fccdom ot the monument. As it is the eat will lie stuffed and and placed in the Smith-oiiiaii Institu tion, with a largo card which will bear the legend; “This cat jumped on Septera-ier 23. 188& front Wash- iligtOibMo iMuieut and lived.” ,o ■»* i> * J,» ■ • A g >od qu--tion t-< asfa’WTPi hand, u.tl tmlc Ailed. Q^^Estiinntos furni.-li,*.] f rbui’slinrsand roiitr.Tfts taken at lon«*8t liv injrjaW&. ‘ Aliiany ami tmuthu'eat neetl an en terprise of thi* k'ml, ami i am titte* mined to supply the demand. Patronage solicited and *>.<U its faction aruar- tntcftl • t# OFFICE: At S. Sterne** Store on Wsi^hlngton Street. Albany, Ga., Sept, 9,1SS0. tf RUMNiiYy FASHIONABLE TAILOR, WASHINGTON STREET, TIKr RECEtTED, A 1 -VIS IE LOT OF 8AM- “ PLBS uf lhe . Latest Styles! ■ Ol 1 ' fall m mm mm SHIRT CUtTiNG viaTY '2ood Work ! Pet feet Fit and Reasonable Prices Guaranteed ! (umt hotrralntucium. Uiui'l’ Gt d.unaatl •akra Teething easy. limi-iY'S aud prt reau ftaraa. 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