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Volume XXXVII.—No. 49-
ALBANY, GA., SATURDAY. AUGUST 25, 1883.
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EDITORIAL NOTES.
Judge Jebiml&h S. Black is dead
Tbs Legislature is doing nothing
aa usntl.
The Legislature should come home
and plant tnrnips.
Jim Chono, a Chinese, was married
to a white woman, Miss Mary E.
Jones, in August*, last Snndaj.
The Legislature will never redis
trict the State to suit all parties.
Some folks would never be satisfied
if the heavens fall.
CHANCES.
Whom first we love, yo-i know, wo seldom wed;
Time rules us all. 'And life, indeed, is not
The illiik we planned it out ere hope was dead,
Ami then we women can not choose our lot.
Much must be home which it » hard to bear.
Much given away which it were sweet to keep;
God h lp us aII who need, indeed. Ills care.
And yet I know the chcpherd loves hissdnep.
ily I!
Un«
Upon my kpee hia earliest infant j.rajer;
He has his father’s esiger eyes. I know,
And, they say, too his mother’s sunny hair.
But when he »le« ps ami ennles upon my knee
And 1 can feel bis light breath come .m l go
J think or him (Heaven help ami uty me)
Who loved me, end whom I loved long a,.o.
Who might have been—ah, what I dare m t think!
We are all cliangi d boil judges for the best.
God help us lo do our dui , and not shrink.
And trust to heaven huuihly for the real.
But blame us Women not if moiuc appear
Too cold at tnu*-*, and some too gay and light.
Borne grh grow deep me wo* f*are hard to bear.
Who knows the and who c«n judge us
right?
Ab, v* re w judged b whu t we might have been,
Ami not by what wc a*e—too apt lo tali!
My little child he s eeps and smiles he: ween
t hese thoughts and me. in hewven we s'*«U
know all. —Iiobert JtuUrer l.ijlton.
A Friendly Duel.
Two Texans met on oppo&ilo sides
of a river, and alter the usual inter
change of civilities expressed a regret
that they wore unable lo exchange
a Irictidly shake ot the hands, us tiie
lapidity of the current and the rocky
nature of the river-bed made ii im
possible for either of them t«> cross
to the other side, and the nearest
bridge was at leasi six miles higher
up. At length one of tin in, who
went by the name of Broncho Bill,
thought he saw a way out of their
difficulty. “L -ay, Sam !’’ he cried, “it
is hind lines for a couple of old
friends to meet out here, hundreds of
miles away from home, and to have
to part in this way. Have you got
your revolver on you?'’ “Cert.iinly”
replied Sam, “1 am never without
it.” “Well, that’s com tort. If we
cannot cross the river to shake
hands there is nothing to prevent
our having a (riennly shot at each
other. Just move a. couple of dozen
paces to the left and then blaze
away.” The men rode into position,
and then bang, hang went the pis
tols. “You have smashed the pom-
riiel ot my saddle!’’ shouted llron-
-vho. *T tell you what, my horse
happened to shy a bit when you
tired, else 1 should have been knock-
eel out of lime !*’ “You have manag
ed better than that. Bill—I have got
your sugar-plum about half an inch
in the flesh of my left arm ! Well, ta
la! a pleasant journey, and mind you
tell youi old woman when you ge«
Home that wc have met and had a
jolly time together.” “Thanks—the
same to you. I’ll put a gooel word
in for you, trust me!” They then
rode oil* and Sain said to himself,
with tears in his eyes, “Ble-s him !
It makes one wild with joy to meet
a dear old friend like him out here;
:» kinder and more obliging bdimv
never trod ibis earth, i would not
part with the remembrance of this
hour for a hundred dollars!”
The Monroe Advertiser says that
Judge Blandford, recently elected to
the Supreme Court, is in an infidel.
We trust this is not so.
Perhaps the Monroe Advertiser re
gards everybody that does not en
dorse Dr. Haygocd as infidels. In
that case there are a great; many Geor
gia infidels.
It Is nil bosh to look for an adjourn
ment on the 15th, unless die press
keeps after the Legislature. The Leg
islaturc is hardened on the per diem
and free passe**.
Tiif.-Legislature has es’opped :il
new' business. That is very credit
able in the Legislature, but would
have been more so twenty days
since.
Senatf.k Tatum has introduced a
resolution for a joint committee to
look into business and report a day for
adjournment. That begins lo look
like bu-me-w. But keep the ball
moving.
Thom as vii.le will have a new hotel
at all hazards. A stock company has
been formed with a capital of .$10,000,
which will build the Pinny Woods
Hotel. Thomasville is spunky, and
we wish her well.
Thebe ought lo be a committee ap
pointed by the Legislature lo search
“temperance people” when and where-
ever found.—Monroe Advertiser.
That is good Democratic doctrine;
and we suggest that I he committee feel
in the tail pocket of ihc Advertiser
the first place. It is well to watch
these fellows that howl so loud.
WODLDJl»T SPILE.
The Squatter at Church-How He
Enjoyed the 91 nalc.
New York Merenrj.
The other day an old squat ter came
to the city and ‘attended divine ser
vices at a fashionable church. He
sat uneasily on a cushion, and when
the organ began to rumble his hair
began to stand up. Turning to a man
who set near, he asked:
•‘What sorter article do- yer call
that?”
“That’s the fatted calf bawling,”
the min replied.
‘Thought thet they’d killed him
ter feed the proiikin son on?* “Yes
they killed one, but have raised
another.”
The deep tones of the organ roared
like a storm behind the scenes and
the old squatter, with a wink in bis
dry looking eye, said: “Must be
pawing thegroun now. He’s mad as
a hornet So ter leltin’ up-^now he’s
down on it -agin. Now they’re
GEORGIA GRAPHICS.
—A man in Banks county is run
ning a still in his bouse. *
—Lincoln county farmers are sow
ing heavily of oats. They are sensi
ble.
—A dime was fouud.in the intrails
of a chicken recently killed for cook
ing at Thornasvil e.
—Luscious, home-grown LaContc
pears have already been eaten in
Early county this year.
—The Seventh and Eighth Geor
gia regiments are trying to get up a
reunion at Clarkesville, Ga.
—Milner will vote, September 15,
to decide whether $3,600 in bonds
shall be issued for the erection of an
academy.
—David McCall, of Gum Creek,
had his jaw hone broken or badly
iwUiin' l.is tail. Jingo! haw lie fling- fract ,„. c( | last wrok, bv a blow from
up bis head in the ar\ Now they re
ivin* him rop*. Let him swing—
hold him!”
The choir butst foul th in a mel
odious air and the old fellow sat
fora nioment in seeming admiration,
then turning again to his newly
formed acquaintance, he seid: “Pretty
good singin,’’ hut sorter slow. They
don't seem ter git right down to
tho woik. Now, jook at the bald-
headed feller; lie’s dodgin’ pints right
along, an* that other feiler with them
whiskers like a goat kain’t keep up
with the”outfit, while'that gal thar is
leavin’all * o’ them'. Look how that
bald headed fellers slackin’ up, will
yer? El 1 was him I’d quit. Now
C. W. Tift & Co. now have a First-
class Machinist, and will take orders
for repairs to Engines, and all Machine
Work. All applications for work
taken in order. Send in your orders
at once, and save lime aod delay. All
our work strictly guaranteed.
C. W. Tift & Co.
I8dlwwlm
Dr. IIaygooo seems to have jumped
ahead of the hounds since he was
made custodian of the Northern negro
fund. A man generally works for
what he is paid to do. As the dispens
er of this fund, Dr. Haygood thinks he
must raise a rumpus some wav. Dr.
Haygood has put his foot in live mud.
Ir we had only Hon. Pope Barrow
or Uapt. 11. II. Carleton In the Geor
gia Legislature from this district lhat
iuiquitiou* redistricting scheme would
never have passed —Banner- Watch
man.
Well, who is to blame? You had
the right lo put both of them there if
you wanted them. The next time
elect the man you want.
The Legislature has been in ses.»ino
about eighty-five da3 r s, counting all,
and what has it dune? Nothing The
constitution only provides for forty
days bi-enninlly, and lhat has been
consumed twice. If the Legislature
cannot go to woik and do some; hi eg,
for God’s sake let it come home and
do us some good bj r stopping the per
diem.
he's sorter penrtenin’ up. Look at
the gal er climbin’* will yer? an’
jiuglsoc the goat-whiskered feller
pilch after her. Hanged if he ain’t
uiakiu’it lively feT'her. lle’d er
catch her thcr ef she hadentcr
dodged. Difiged if he ain’t got her
now. Now lie’s got by her. There
he goes like a skeered iabbil. The
gal’s droppin* back now, air is «oin’
a’ong with the buldheaded feller.
Hello, look at that fat tnan pullin'
along. Look at him climb, will yer?
The gal’s gittiu* uneasy agin. Look
at her prance. There she goes after
the goat whiskered feller. There
they a;l go, bookety, bookely. Now
they're altogether. See ’em walk
along. Holloa, they’ve stopped ”
TlJj old fellow listened with rapt
attention to *iie sermon, occasionl\’
nodding in approval or shaking his
head in uncertainly. When a mail
with a contribution box approached
the squatter asked:
“W lint’s up ?’* “Wo aie taking up
collection for I lie heathen, and
you seemed to bc%o much interest
ed in llie sermon, 1 didn’t know but
you would like to give a few dimes. '
“What’s the matter with lhe
heathen ?”* “Why he dosen’t know
anything about the gospel, and we
want lo raise money enough to send
it to him.”
“Wall, 1 tel! yer 1 don’t think he’ll
sp : le afore mornin.’I’ve got a hos-
swap on ban’ an’ ef I ken git ’nulf
boot, come aroitn’ an’ we’ll sorter
look inter the matter/’
“But, my friend, the heathen chil
dren need clothes/’ “So does mine
by jingo. Bill ain’t wore nuthin
but a *diirt iur six months, an’ lias
ter slay ouleii perlite ’scicty; Ike’s
g*»l a vacancy in hi< hi itches biggern
yer hat. an’ .Jack busier stay under
the lio ise when a stranger comes,
‘case he got his clothes scorched
duriu Img killiu.’ Come around
niter the swap, iur 1 don’t think the
heathen will spile'fore mornin.’ ’ 3
nularia.
Times-Democrat.
* The Italian War Departnienp-htls
just published a work on “JdTalaru”
of great scientific value iq/rfm world,
and to no equutjr^liioTc so than to
tJii and Louisiana. The rea
son given for this investigation and
study of malaria was the prevalence
of the malaria fever in the Italian
army. No country is more affected
with this disease than Ityly. And it
( is calculated that it entails atfexpeuse
ol at Tea'sl $2,000,000' a year to^viViY'
• War Department in the number of
r hospitals it becomes necessary to
keep up for the treatment ol soldiers
sick ol the disease. /
“Malaria,” so the report declares,
“is the product of vegetable decom
position in connection with moisture
of the soil, especially in sandy soils.’’
ll is most frequent wherc^salt and
fresh waters meet, or wiieic the land
is poorly and improperly cultivated.
It disappears in Italy at the height of
1.000 feel, but in this country has
b-ien found prevailing far up in the
Appalachian Mountains, as Ugh as
2,000 feet above tide-W’ater. J -
A favorite seat of malaria is at the
mouths of rivers, especial 1 y those
which are sluggish or liable to be
blocked by' mud or vegetation. Ex
cessive heat does not, as is generally
supposed, promote malaria, and floods
are very beneficial while they lust,
preventing the water from becoming
stagnant. Kuilroad building or any .
# kind of work lets the malaria out of
*the earth, and gives rise to a great
deal of fever. At tho same time the
report declares the only cure for this
evil is the thorough cultivation of
^ iotTe^tty^ellc(t of
the planting <vdangerous districts
th trees is iec? mmen dcd by the Dal
ian Govern men 1 as likely’ to bring
about iv bi.ii.-j' condition of affairs
than exists to-day’; but, with all this,
the. truest and best remedy is the
careful cultivation of the soil and a
good system of drainage. As a coun
try becomes more settled and better
cultivated, the Italian War Depart
ment declares, the malaria disap
pears; and it cites the fact that while
malaria fevers are infrequent* in the
i Ghetto and others of the filthiest and
crowde d corners of Rome, they
are very prevalent in the newer ami
more aristocratic districts of that
city.
There is, according to this report,
scarcely any portion of Italy alto
gether free from malaria. Such is
"A much the testimony of the
f Massachusetts health authorities, who
made a thorough investigation of the
same question. In fine this report
• confirms former discoveries and de
clarations that malaria is nearly uni-
f versal, but at the same time it gives
the best means of dealing with and
eradicating it.
The telegraphers’ strike lias ended
at last. The operators are now
clamoring for situations, and many of
them will -be left out in the cold
We would not cure so much, only we
hear the women Hie being left out
while the men are being accepted
This is ail wrong, and if there is any
honor in the brotherhood they will
not let a woman who has stood by
them bn - l Me n^hput employment
We look for Something among the
Legislative pro?e<*4ings tliat will be of
interest to oii^readers, but we never
find it. Geo^rja would be better off
wilhont a*cphstilution or a legislature
than with.tWo present session. The
itnportant^nlls are put off while the
incmeVfcoffer prohibition bills and
otbte^buncombe. The dog tax, the
toy pistol and such other necessary
subjects are stricken from the calen
dar. The people are gettiug sick.
Our Bain bridge correspondent goes
for the Legislature without gloves.
Well, honestly, there is no excuse for
the Legislature being in session at
this time. They have done uothiag,
and are not likely to do much more
\ they may.be there for a mouth
"'hen you boii i( down,
^ - dj held a half dozen me-
ted passed two or
three public bills. The only way the
present Legislature has dist
itself has been, in hdldipg
services. If some grearlmen
died opportunely,the body would haVe*
iiad no mca.iS of getting prominently
before the public. As all such servi
ces have been held, we think the over
worked boys should come home and
! hereby stop expenses to the people.
The people are getting disgusted with
the music while paying the fiddler.
Upon the arrival of the government
tug Emma Ethridge, at - Louisville,
Ky., Thursday last, the pilot tola the
following pitiful story: Tuesday, while
about eleven miles above Shawnee-
town, Ill., lie noticed a boat contain
ing four persons immediately under
the tug’s bow. The boat bad been
unnoticed before then. Efforts were
made to reverse the direction of the
tug, but those were ineffectual. Sud
denly three men jumped from the
brat, leaving only a young girl therein.
The tug charged into the boat, which,
with its occupant, was seen no more.
Ropes were thrown out to the men,
and they were rescued. But the oldest
of them was terribly discomfited on
learning of tho disappearance of the
girl, lie told the pilot his name was
Smith; that he lived in Union county;
that the girl was his daughter, and lhat
she was engaged to,one of his two
companions, but the young man had
got into trouble and into the Joliet
penitentiary. He had managed to es
cape, however, and had communicated
with the young lady, who had in
duced her father and brother, the
other young man of the party, to go
with her, under cover of night, across
the Ohio and land her lover safe at
home with them in Ken tacky; Jnves?
tigatioirhas proved the old man’s
story ta-be true.
Uuflalo Bill’* Dud With Yellow
HbUd.
The .c:itp torn from ihc head of
the grout chief Yellow Hand by Buf
falo Bill wns shown lo a parly of
visitors from Hiirl’ord. The . hair
is long and soft, nu.l was braided
like die <|uette of n Chiuaioun. Oue
of l! ll\ e imriides loid the story ef
the sea!ping; ■ |i was just afler the
massacre of Cosier,” lie sai l. *‘Iiill
was with (icueial Miles at the head
of two scouts. They were trying to
cut iff Yellow Hand from Sitting
Bull. Early in the rooming Yellow
Hand rode up iu the head of a war
parly and challenged Bill to an open
ennibal. General Miles and others
iried to dissuade Bill from accept
ing the challenge, lie replied that a
refusal to accept it would ruin his
prestige among the savages, and that
was something he could not aflord
lo lose. He told Yellow Hand lhat
he would fight him. The two armies
were ranged less than a mile apart.
Six mounted scouts accompanied
Bill and six mounted Brule Sioux
rode forward with Yellow Hand.
They were to open the fight on
horseback with rifles. Their escorts
drew aside, and the combatants dash
ed forward. Yellow Haud began
to spin around Bill in a circle, und
Bill began to circulate on a circle
himself. Around and aroiiud they
went like swallows in the air. Both
white men and savages were eager
spectators. Each combatant had his
leg over bis horse’s fore shoulder,
and each was swinging head down
ward, awaiting an opportunity for a
fatal shot. They sounded, so close
together that it sounded like the
crack of one rifle. In a twinkling
lOthJiorses were biting the dusf
t. He was ou
the horse struck the
□and was partly
to the earth by tlic weight of
his p'Sny. The two men were over
seventy feet apart Before the chief
comd extricate himself Bill had
shot him through the body. It was.
however, a flesh wound. Yellow
Hand gained his feet drew his scalp
ing knife, and went for Bill like a
demon. The Indians were yelling
like hyenas, and Miles’ troopers were
rending the air with their shoots.
Yellow Hand’s knife went through
Bill’s hunting skirt, barely scraping
the hide. There was a quick strug
gle, some labored breathing and gril
ling of teeth, and Bill’s knife slid
between the chief’s ribs, aud pierced
his heart. He fell lifeless on the
plain. In a second Bill encircled
his topknot, nnd_yanked the scalp,
from his head. With fiendish screams
the Indians poured down on him.
But old Miles’ troopers were there on
time, and there was'as lively an In
dian fight as was ever seen in the
Big Horn country. Yellow Hand
lost his scalp as well as his life, and
his soul never reached the happy
hunting ground.”_
Piles ! Piles!'.Pile*!! !
A cure for Blind, Bleeding, Itching
and Ulcerated Piles, has turn discov
ered by Dr. William, (an Indian reme
dy,) called Dk. Wii.i,iaji’3 Indian
Ointment. A single box has cured
the worst chronic case of twenty-five
years’ standing. No one need suffer
6«e minutes after applying this won
derful soothing medicine. Lotions and
instruments do more harm than good.
William's Ointment absorbs the tn-
mots, allays the intense ilching, (par
ticularly at night after getting warm
'»• bed,) acts as a ponltice, give In
stant and painless relief, and is pre
pared only for Piles, itching of the
private parts, and for nothing else
For sale by all druggists and mail
ed on receipt of price, $1.00 P. R.
Lance & Co., Proprietors, Cleveland,
Ohio. Welch & Muse, wholesale and i were as
| retail agents.
a base ball.
—The firsi bale ol cotton received
at Americu* was brought in the same
day as last year’s first hale, by* the
same man, and weighed about the
saute.
— In the mountains onion raisers
make from $100 to $150 per acre,
even when they sell their mops at
sixty-five and seventy cents pet-
bushel.
—M. C. Wade, of Quiihiau lias
been appointed deputy collector of
revenue for the counties of Wilcox,
Irwin, Lowndes, -Colq .ilt, Coffee,
Berrien, Brooks ami Thomas.
—Mr. Rufus Rowe, of the lOili
district of Meriweather county, cut
down his cane, ground it up and
made a very superior qualify of sy rup
two weeks ago. Mr. Rowe planted
an early variety of cane, obtaining
the seed from Arkansas.
—While fishing in the river oppo
site No. 1 r :ck, at the footli of St.
Clair street. Colo minis, C. M. Ana-
way fell forward in an epileptic fit
into a bowl of water in the rock, and
no help being at hand he was drowned
in a little- more than a gallon of
water.
—The ii“-roes of Muscogee county
held a meeting the other day ami de
cided not to send deitgales to ih*>
National Con veil lion, called by Fred
Doiighlass, to meet in Louisville in
September. The meeting expressed
the opinion that no necessity existed
for holding such a convention, and
that it could result in no good.
—Rome sends out thirty-five com
mercial travelers, the traveling ex
penses of each of whom amounts to
not less than $5 per day’, or $175 per
day'for I lie whole thirty-five. Thus,
from the 1st of August to the 1st of
next January Rome merchants will,
through their trawling repre-enta-
tives, distribute $26,250 in cash.
—Smaunali Times: Mr. Winn, of
this city, can swallow a lighted cigar
stump an ich long, and then converse
and spit wi hout inconvenience, al!
the while blowing volumes of smoke
from bis nose and mouth. After
awhile the cigar comes back between
his teeth, and .he continues to smoke
as before. He was born foracircu.s
—MBs Ellison, of CiucinnaLi, who
is a guest at the cottage, bad an ad
venture during last week at Tallulah
Falls, that thrilled the residents ol
that fa.'hioiiahh; resort. Iii looking
over, the brink of Point Inspiration
site lost her balance and was precipi
tated over it, down to a terrible doom
that awaited her, but she- was cue of
fortuue’s favorites aud was landed
almost unhurt on a ledge about
twenty feet below.
—Quitman Free Prc<s: We now
have the proof and there is no longer
room to doubt that the cotton cater
pillar has played havoc with the cot
ton crop iu this section. Reports
irom the lower plantations of this
county say that the leaves have been
eaten entirely off the stalk, and in
some instances the young bolls have
been eaten. There can no longer be
any doubt but that the cotton crop in
South Georgia will be cut off* at
least one-third.
AugustaiVcics: The brothers in
black of the Africau church have
held a camp meeting just on the East
ern limits of Covington for the past
week. The last night closed with
what in their parlance is called the
throwing down of the walls of Jeri=
cho. This novel exercise is conducted
in astrangeiy weird manner. Each
member of the church is proved with
lighted torch, the procession is
headed by oue of their number with
a trumpet, which he blows at each
corner of the tabernacle as they go
marching around it in regular pro-
. cession, one following closely behind
the other, “singing as they go.” This
they continue as long as their torches
burn. This strange performance was
witnessed by* a great many citizens
of Covington.J
—An Augusta preacher relates the
following snake story to the Neios:
countryman called at the parson*
age this morning and sold him some
apples, and’while measuring them
out told him that this morning as he
was about leaving home for the city
he came across a monster lattlesnake
in the road, and, without killing it,
he managed to put a noose over its
head, and in this safe manner began
dragging his snakeship up to his
house. He had not gone far before
be noticed t**o toad frogs hopping
along behind him, and which kept
up thrfvhops until he reached his
home. Procuring a small box the
farmer placed the rattler in it, in
tending to bring him alive to town*
Noticing the two frogs lhat had fol
lowed him making repeated at
tempts to get into the box, he took
off the lid, when both jumped iu, aud
the snake being in a deadly coil, the
frogs hopped upon the coil and re
mained there. Thus arranged Ihe
farmer brought the box and snake,
with the-frogs sitting quietly upon
the snake’s back, to the city. The
snake show ad no disposition to de-
f j rour liis little friands, while they in
devotedly attached to
the ugly' monster as possible.
MRS. WOBBLE’S ADVENTURE.
A Tbrllllns MjMcry Upon Which
Light trail Never Thrown.
-Oh! that puts me iu mind of a
cnrlou* thing 1 beard when I was in
New York?” ’
Everybody becomes quiet to hear
Mrs. Wobble’s story*
She continues—*’N°, ’twasn’t in
New York, either—'yes, it was—no—
but it must have been; it was the
time I bought myjblack grenadine,
father,” turning to her lord and mas
ter.
“It was in Philadelphy you bought
your granytline, Maria.’ 7
* Ob, la, yea; where was I ? Oh I
as I was saying, when I was in Phil
adelphia—but it does seem as thongh
it was in New Yurk—when I wa9 in
Philadelphia in—in— St range I can’t
remember when it was! Father, what
year was it we were in Philadel
phia ?’ 7
“Somewhere in Ihe fifties, Maria;
lift . -six, l believe.’*
“Are you sure iL was fifty-six,
fallier ? Seems though it wasn’t so
long ago ns t lint. Dear mesial how
time does fly! However, it doesn’t
make any difference when it was.
Let’s call it fifty-six, though I shall
think it wasn’t so far hack’s that.
Well, as I was say iug, when we were
in Philadelphia—if it was Philadel
phia—in LS56—can it l»e possible?—
1 heard a very curious atory. It
was about a Mr. WhaUhisuanii
never could remember names, but
you know him. father. That man
wuti the red face and stray beard—
no, ’twasu’t him; the man with the
red face and gray beard was the man
we met at Hulda's. Cuuld'j't have
been him. Why, lather, you ought
lo remember. 7 Twas that man who
lived down on—dear me! what is
the name of that street ?”
“Never mind the man’s name,
mother; give us the story.* 7
“Of course, i/s noth iug to do with
the story, Hut it makes me so mad
that 1 can’t remember nothing.
Now, there’s your sister Sarah, fath
er—what a iuemorv that woman has!
She always has Hie day aud date
right at her tongue’s end, ami yon
once give her a person's name and
she never 7 !! fin gel it to her dyin_
day. But me! h puts me all out of
paiieme. When 1 go to tell any
thing, 1 can’t remember the first
thing.’*
“But Hie story, UioHici?”
“Oli, yes. It was about this man
—mercy rake*! why can’t I think
what his name is? However, it’s no
use. Well, a ?cry funny thing hap
pencil to him in India, I believe—no
t’was China—oh, yes—no, it was in
Italy, because it had something to
• lo with bandits. But iL couldn’t
have been iu Italy, either, for you
remember, father, that it had some
thing about tigers iu it, and there
ain’t no tigers in Italy—leastwise,
there. So it
In Italy. But
You ought to
any
never beard of any
coulduT have been
where was it father ?
remember.”
“bather” is unable to throw
light on the matter.
“How vexatious it is, to be sure,
that I can’t remember such a little
thing as that! Well, wherever it
was, the thing I am going to tell
ydu happened one day when he was
traveling alone—no, there must have
been somebody wiih him, because
he told me wlml he said to some
body or other, and of course he
couldn’t have said something to
somebody* hadn’t been there to hear
it; ard yet he mu-t have been alone.
At all events, he \va.> traveling—oh,
I have it now !—no. I wish I could
rc member his name. Sounds some
thing like ‘Hickorybut of course
that wasn’t it.”
“Perhaps it was Shadbarl,” ven
tures “father/* facetiously*.
“What do you warn lo ilustrate
iuh with your nonsense for, father?
I declare you’ve put me all out and
1 can I. remember for the life of me
what it was that happened to him,
but I know it was something awful
ly funny. 77 .
* Father” has no doubt of if, but
breiift es a prayer of thankfulness at
know that Maria has run down to last.
A Bare-Poi»ie<l Ur urn.
About twenty years ago a young
fellow by the nameof Johnson, in the
wilds of the Cheat Mountains in West
Virginia, made np his mind to be
married.
“But you nave not a penny,” re
monstrated his friends-
“I have my* hands. A man was given
two hands—one to scratch for himself,
ihe other for his wife,” he said.
Oil the day of the wedding Johnson
appeared in a whole caot and trous
ers, but barfooted.
“This is hardly decent,” said the
clergyman. “I will lend you a pair of
shoes.”
“No,” said Johnson ; “when lean
hny shoes I will wear them—not be
fore.”
And he stood up to be married with
out any thought of his feet.
The same sturdy conduct showed it
self in his future course. What he had
not money to pay for he did without.
He hired himself to a farmer for a
year’s work. With the money he
saved he bought a couple of acres
of timber land and a pair of sheep,
built himself a hut, and went to work
on his ground.
His sheep increased. As time flew
bv he bought more; then he sold off’
the cheapest kinds, and invested in
Southdown and Freuch Merino. Ilis
neighbors tried by turns raising cat
tle and horses, or gave their attention
to experimental farming.
Johuson having once found that
sheep raising in his district brought
a handsome profit, stuck to it He
had that shrewdness in seeing the
best way, and that dogged persist
ence in following it, which are the
surest elements of success.
Stockbuyers of the eastern mark
ets fonnd that Johnson’s fleeces were
the finest and his mutton the sweet
est on the Cheat. He.uever allowed
their repnta ion'to fail—the end of
which course is, the man who mar
ried barefooted is uow worth a large
property.
The story is an absolute true one,
and may pouit a moral _£or the
hordes of stout, able-bodied men who
crowd the cities complaining that
they mast starve for want of work.
ALL SORTS.
Figaro says that the Paris of
France has been replaced by a “Paris
du Yankee/*
“Two-doliar Bluff” is the name
given a village recently located on
Indian river, Florida.
A sot crawled into a mill at Law
rence, Mass., and went to 6leep ,on
a very wide belt. When the ma
chinery was started he was killed.
A Boston housemaid, who, abont to
leave unexpectedly, was urged to give
a reason for it, simply said: “I can’t
stay, the young ladies speak such
bad gramma.’*
The Due de Moray's definition of a
polite man is “one who listens with
interest to things he knows all about
when they are told by a person who
knows nothing about them.”
A man in North Stonington, Conn.,
now 84 years of age, deposited $100
iu a savings bank on his twenty-first
A Queer Complication.
AogusU Xeirs.
A novel claim is about to be
brought against ihe United States
Government by German bondholders
for the payment of certain bonds,
which were guaranteed by the State
of Georgia in 1869, in aid of the
Brunswick railroad. In 1861 this
road was taken possession of by
Governor Brown. It was disnuuitled
and its properly was used to build a
branch of the Gnlt railroad to Flori
da, and for other State purposes.
The road had been built and was
owned by Northern capitalists. Af
ter the war they asked payment for
their property, and in 1869 an act
was passed by which the State agreed
to endorse the bonds of the railroad
company if the road was rebuilt.
The compromise was accepted by the
former owners of the road, with this
condition. The bonds were sold
through a German syndicate in
Frankfort-on-the-Main, and were
afterwards repudiated. At the time
the act was parsed authorizing the
IU U OW VIU^O UUlin v.. U.w VUIJ a so. | — — M .H...g .MW
birthday,and has never withdrawn a tisane of .the bonds and when the
dollar of the principal or interest
since.
It appears that Dr. Glenn, of Cali
fornia, who was frequently paradea
as the greatest farmer in the world,
is enormously in debt, and whether
his estate is bankrupt or solvent is
to-diy an unsettled question.
During the century just passed the
population of the United States lias
increased eleven fold, and while 100
years ago there was one church to
every 1,700 inhabitants, there is now
one to every 250.
The total coinage of the United
States mints for the seven months
ended July 31 was $3L907,516 31. Of
this amount $11,274,640 was in twen
ty dollar gold pieces and $16,725,819
in standard silver dollars.
The prettiest compliment a diary
youth can pay to his sweetheart is to
tell her that she has eyes just like an
Alderney cow. If she has ever' seen
one of those Juno-eyed creatures she
will appreciate the “taffy,” and take
it for all it is worth.
A local statesman of M-irion, Kan
sas, offered $5 for a bed quilt pro
duced in silence, rather than stitched
in gossip, after th** usual fashion of
sewing societies. Twenty-three wo
men performed the work in two
hours without speaking a word.
A dispatch from Alexandria,
Egypt, states that English doctors
now in that city, who have had ex
perience in Iudia in cholera epidem
ics, report that the disease now pre
vailing in Egypt is of a distinctly
different character from Asiatic chol
era.
In a California cemetery a woman
boldy removed a large monument
from over the grave of a man whose
relatives were dead. She had the in
scriptions planed off and had it
lettered again to suit the mortuary
requirements of her own family.
There now remains to be paid three
classes of United States bonds—f'our-
md-a-halves to the extent of $250,-
000,000, redeemable September 1,
1891; fours to the extent of $737,
60,7350, redeemable July 11907, and
threes to the extent of $304,241,900,
redeemable at the ojpinipn
government. - * ’ ‘
Miss Fuller is a school teacher in
Grand Marais, Northern Michigan
She is also an admirable shot with a
rifle, and after school hours goes
huuting in the neighboring woods.
The family with whom she boards
are kept well supplied with game,
large and small. She is the admira
tion of the country, and all the young
men are in love with her.
The New York court of appeals
has just decided that druggists are
liable in damages for all mistakes
they or their clerks make in com
pounding and patting up prescrip
tions. In the case in which the above
decision was rendered, a druggist’s
clerk, by mistake, gave a customer
black drops” instead of “black
draught.” The mistake resulted in
death, and the relatives of the victim
sought to recover damages.
At Pleasant Valley', Utah, Bishop
Williams, of the Mormon Church,
thought it to be his religious duty
to supervise the late election in uis
precinct, and when he saw that bis
andidate for constable had opposi
tion he stationed himself at the polls,
stopped each voter ou coming up,
opeued his ticket, and saw that no
vote of the opposing candidate got
into the box after Id o’clock, when
he first heard of the apostasy.
A peddler tried to coax a Michi
gan farmer’s wife into buying some
of his wages by patting her under
the chin aud saying that she was a
nice little woman. Her husband
soon returned, aud she told him.
With a friend he overtook the ped
dler, whipped him, threw his pack
over the fence, took him back to the
house, whipped him again, then tried
him before a mock court and fined
him three dollars, which he paid. His
retaliation is a suit for damages.
Hlzh Stock Spring Water.
As a Cathartic and Alterative, thi»
water stands superior to all. In the
treatment of Dyspepsia, Constipation,
Torpid Liver and all diseases under
the head of Liver aud Stomach.
The usual cathartic dose is one
glass full - taken before breakfast
Sold by all first-class druggists. Ad
dress orders to the High Reck Spring
Company, Saratoga Springs, N. Y.
Welch & Muse, wholesale and re
tail agents. , . ... - .
As a tonic-to enrich the blood, give
strength and restore health, after an
attack of fever, nothing equals Farm
ers Pills. Weedox & Dent, Prop’rs,
j2S-2-w3m Eufaula, Ala.
Oiie of the most singular sentences
ever imposed was by Judge Krekcl,
of the United States District Court
in Missouri, recently. An illiterate
prisoner was sentenced to jail till he
could learn to read and write, and
another offender was sentenced till
he could teach the former the art.
In a little over three weeks the pris
oner appeared, able to write a fair
letter at dictation, and both men
were discharged.
A family near Omaha consists oft he
father, mother and seven children.
They reside in a neat cottage on a
cross street that is sparsely built up.
In this house the man and wife have
lived nearly ten years, and neither
parents nor children have ever stirred
out except at night, when they oc
casionally walk oat in the dark of the
moon. They have dealt steadily with
one grocer, who sends the supplies
in the evening, to be taken in through
a window. Another freak of this cu
rious family is that they keep a coffin
in the house for each member.
W. H. Chesebro, a young Stoning-
tonian, is induck. A few weeks ago
he weut outside of Sheffields reef on
a fishing trip, and succeeded in catch
ing only oue little chub mackerel.
He started for home, thinking of the
“fisherman’s luck” as he gazed in
tently on the solitary mackerel.
The mackerel seemed to have become
suddenly attacked with convulsions,
and during a spasm vomited a glist
ening substance the size of a small
Young Chesebro picked it up,
and, to his surprise, found that it was
a real diamond. -It? N value has been
estimated at $800.
Rev. Dr. Park burst says that the
profits ot the Moody anu Sankey
hymn books have been in the neigh
borhood of $400,000. Neither evan
gelist has derived any persoiial ad
vantage from the publication. The
profit fnnds have been collected
from the comissioners by a commit
tee consisting of Messrs. John V.
Farwell, of Chicago; Win; E. Dodge,
of New York, and George H. Stuart,
of Philadelphia. They have applied
the money to charitable aud evangeli
cal purposes.
The correspondent of the Constitu
tion is responsible for the following:
“Near Thomaston, a few days ago, a
piece of metal weighing about four
pounds, and which resembled silver,
was found ten feel in the ground by
some parties who were digging a
well. The metal is too soft to be
genuine silver and too hard to be
good lead. Under the blow-pipe it
stands the same heat as pure silver.
The gentleman who had it
carried it in his hand and said that
there were millions in it.”
» m •
I have tried the Anodyne Oil. It is
a good medicine.
Jno. F. Hartstield,
j!4-2t Camilla, Ga.
bonds were sold to the German holdr
c.s, Georgia had no legal State gov
ernment, but a provisional govern
ment which was officered by ap
pointees .of the United States.* As
counsel for the German holders of
these bonds, Judge Locliraue, of
Georg’a, who was Chief Justice ot the
Supreme Court of ihat State in 1S72,
has prepared a claim against the Na
tional Government for the payment
of the repudiated bonds, which will
be presented to the Presedent through
the Gearman Minister at Washington
in case the German Govern ment will
agree to such a proceeding. The
point involved in the case is, briefly
that the bonds in question were is
sued by the Provisional Government
of Georgia and subsequently repudi
ated by the regular State Govern
meat of Georgia; that the Provis
ional Government was the creature
of the United States Government,
and, therefore, there being no
course to the State, that the National
Government is responsible for their
payment.
The bonds were sold at Frankfort
; for-94 cents, gold, on the dpllar, and
the proceeds of their sale went into
the railroad. It is claimed that the
law of Nations authorizes the Gov
ernment of the citizen creditor
bring under diplomatic notice the
wrongful acts of the debtoi Govern
ment to her foreign subjects when
the debt is purely a Stale debt; that
both the State and Federal Cour
are closed to the complainants, ar
that their only means of redress is
appeal to their rights under interna
tional law. Judge Lochrane claims
that it is not disputed that when
Georgia issued the bonds she was
under the control and direction
the United States Government; that
when Texas came into the Union the
United States had to pay' her $10,
000,000 debt to foreign creditors
that this debt oi Georgia stands in
better legal relation to international
law lhau did the debt of Texas, and
when the United States Government
takes all the duties from goods com
ing into Georgia ports, upon the same
doctrine she became liable to pay the
dents created by her creature, the
Provisional Government of Georgia
as in the case of Texas.
.Judge Locliraue further thinks
that Georgiy ought to- pay these
bonds, as that State got the benefit
of them, but there is no indication
that Georgia will do, or attempt to
do anything of the kind. So far as
there has been ary expression of
Georgia sentiment upon the subject,
there is a strong opposition to the
payment of these claims either by the
State or National Government
Whatever may be the moral obliga
lion resting upon the State to pay
the bonds, says the Charleston
News and Courier, there is certainly
no legal liability. None of the*rc
constructed States can be held re
sponsible for the acts of the revolu
tionary governments that were set
up by force over them daring the
years immediately following the civil
war.
POWDER
Absolutely Pure.
Tbl* powder never vanes. A marvel of pare
trength and whnlesomeneaa. More economical
tban the ordinarv kind*, and cannot be told in
competition with the mnittinde ot low -ut, short,
weight, alum or phoephate powders, out oniy in
eons.
ROYAL BAKING POWDER CO..
noTMirir Now You.
„ t baa. Palfrey, Caahier
Paid to Canal Bank,
Ed. Toby. Cashier
Paid to M utual National Bank,
Jos Mitchell, Cashier.
flow to Foretell (lie Weatber.
In addition to the efficient work
the Signal Service, with its system
of signals and bulletins, the farmer
club of the American Institute has is
sued a set of rules foretelling Ihe
weather. If farmers and other whose
business is out of doors and depends
upon the weather will study them
closely, they will be able to guess the
weather more accurately than Wig
gins or Yennor:
2. When the temperance falls sud
denly there is a storm forming south
of ypu.
2. When the temperature rises sud
denly there is a storm forming north
of you.
3. The wind always blows from
region of fair weather toward a re
gion where a storm is forming.
4. Cinyis clouds always move from
region where a storm is in process
to a region of fair weather.
5. Cumulous clouds always move
from a region of fair weather to a re
gion where a storm is forming.
6. Where cirrus clouds are mov
ing rapidly from the north or north
east there will be rain inside of twen
ty-four hoars, no matter how cold
is.
7. When cirrus clouds are moving
rapidly from the south or southeast
there will be a cold rain-storm on
the morrow if it be in the summer,
and if it be in winter there will be i
snow-storm.
8. The wind always blows in a cir
cle around a storm, and when it blows
from the north, the heaviest rain is
east of you; if it blows from the south,
the heaviest rain is west of you; if it
blows from the east, the heaviest rain
is south; if it blows from the west, the
heaviest rain is north of yon.
9. The wind never blows unless
rain or snow is falling within
miles of you.
10. Whenever heavy, wbife fronts
occurs, a storm is forming within
1,000 miles north or northwest of
you.
A Dade’* Jobe.
They were sitting on the piazza of
the hotel, says the dommerville Jour
nal, she with a book which she was
pretending to read, he sacking the
knob of his cane and looking admir
ingly at her through bis qaizzing
glass.
Have yon tried the bathing?” she
asked.
“Yee-ahs,” be replied, “I’ve twiedir,
and it’s a disappointment.”
“Indeed. In what respect?”
“Well, yah know, itynakes one so
frightfully wet, yaw know, though I
twied to prevent the water from wet*
ting me.”
In what way?* 7
By wearing a tight bathing suit,
yaw know, haw! haw!”
The poor girl fainted.
These dudes will be tho death of.
some of us yet.
As an Iron Tonic to fortify the sys
tem and prevent sickness in sickly
times, nothing equal Farmer’s Pills.
Weedon Sc Dent, Prop’rs,
j28-2-3mw Eufaula, Ala.
I have used Anodyne Oil twice for
Rheumatism. It relieved the pain
almost instantly*, and J think it a good
medicine. Z. J. Arthur,
jl4 2t Camilla, Ga.
Commissioners
n orpoiated in 3868 for 25 years by the Leg
islature for Educational and < baritoble pnr-
poacs-wuh * capital off I,no ,PoEtowH?h a
of over 1560,00° has since been
a ° ^er^hdming popular rote Us trim-
It never tcalet or postpones.
Grand SlnelrN umberDrawf
take pl.ee m n'hly.
* SVl-END D OI*P(lIITO»nT TO
" A • 1 NE. NINTH GUANO
GI '.SS J. AT NEW ORi.E
i^sss-ietm.
CAPITAL PEIZE, $75,000.
100,000 tickets at Fire Dollars Each.
Fi actions, in Fifths I»» proportion.
LIST OP PRIZES.
, O.nTm.-w .... |73.0"0
- 25,0 0
* .... 12,000
30, 00
10. 00
11,0 0
20,000
3 ,C00
2\n«,i
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do
do .
1
do
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2 PRIZES
OF 6000
5
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10
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- lfOO.
20
do
5 0
no
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800
do
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so.
1000
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APPROXIMATION PRixXS.
9 Approximation Prizes of |750 6,750
Q 5® 5C0 4.10 ■
J! do do 250 2.-V0
1807 Prizes, amounting to 6265/^0
to . Club » h®
NewOrlean? 1116 ° fflCe °‘ 016 c ° 1 ®l ,,u, J r in
, ^ information write clearly, giv
ing fnll address. M^ke P. O. Money Or
ders payable, and address Registered Letters
NEW ORLEANS NATIONAL BANK
New Orleans, La.
Ordinary letters by Mail or Express to
Ttl. A. DAUPHIN,
New Orleans, La.
orH. A. DAUPHIN,
607 Seventh Street,
Washington, D. C.
10-d-wsat5w-w5t
JOB OFFICE
lf j>repared|to;compete wtSh>, T ;«i.bltjhineDiIn
the State In
" JOB PRINTING !
- 8
In All Its Branches.
We keep op with the times, ud lure u limed
•vorkmen and as good presses as can be found
in the State, and guarantee satisfaction to those
who favor us with their orders. A.„iIlineof
PRIKTfBS’STATIffllEBt
always on bead, and those who will call at our
office can make their selections lrom a large as
sortment. Just received, a new stock of paper
for
Letter Heads,
Bill Heads,
Note Heads,'
Statements;
Account]Sales,
Etc., Etc.
Also a genera assortment of
ENVELOPES
BUSINESS CARDS
Orders by mail promptly attended to.
11. M. JTIcINTOSII Sc CO,
5-TON
Iron Lcren. Steel B.arinj*. Bn,a Tilt *riu
jones, ns pays tde FaeiLirl
Bold on trial. Warrant* ft jaars. All khern a* i QW * «*-,
Xor tire look, mddraaa * -
JONES OF BIN8HAMT0N,
BI.VClU.lt>*, B. T.*
MERClftl
COLLEGE,
MACON, GA.
A First-class
Business School.
Equal to any N orth or South
Send for Circular? free.
W. McKAY, - Pi ncipal.
New Orleans, August i, 18 3.
TO THE PUBLIC.
INVESTIGATE FOR YOURSELVES!
Postmaster-General Greshman having ; uh-
lished a wiltul and malicion* falsehood in re
gard to the character of The LonWana State
Lottery Company, the following facts me
given to the public to prove bis statement,
that we are engaged in a fraudulent business,
to be false and untrue:
Amount of prizes paid by The Louisiuna
State Lottery Company from January ’at,
1870, to presentdatc:
Paid to Southern Express Co, New
„ °r le ? ®»J*. ‘i .Weacoat. M:tnager.|l.£C6,S00
Paid to Louisiana National itai.k,
Jos. it. Oglesby.»resident 483,9 0
Paid to L uiriana State National
» 3 H -Kennedy, President. 123/tO
Paid to New Orleans National Bank.
„ A. Baldwin. President 88/50
Paid to Union National Bank,
_ S. Charlaron. Cashier.. 64 450
Pai to Citizens’ Bank, ’ J
tiffiSSSESS**-- ■ ■ sv “
“■ ro °
< has. Palfrey. Caohier 87,000
1?,!50
8/00"
Total paid as above f ,253,850
Paid in sums • f u der |l,f00 at the
various offices of the Company
throughout the United States.... 2,627,4 0
Total paid by all |4,*8 ,ooo
For the truth of tbe above ftets we reU r the
pnblio to the officers of the above named cor
porations, and for our legality and ata»di> g
to the Mayor and Officers of the City of N*:W
Orleans, to the State authoritiesof Louisiana,
and also to the U.S. Officials of Louisiana
We claim to be loarat, honest and correct iu
all our transactions, as much so hs any b sl-
nes9 in the country. Our standing is cone d-
ed bv all who will Inv t stigate, and our stock
has for years been told at our Board of Brok
era, and owned by many of our best known
and respeoted citizens.
III. A. DAUPHIN, President.
Sgy-CAPITAL PRIZE,$75,000w£W
I Ickets'only $5. Shares In propor
tion.
Mm State lottery Co.
“ We do hereby certify that roe supervise
the arrangemente for alt the Monthly and
Semi-Annual Drawinge of The Louisiana
State Lottery Company, and in
person manage and control the Drawings
themselves t and that the same are conducted
with honesty, fairness, and in good faith to
wards all parties, and we authorize the Com
pany to use this certificate, with facsimiles
of our signatures attached, tn its advertise
ments
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