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QUEER MMSJFJ
lirarico |Von«l in (*•<■ *’*•«
e«r and Japuiii‘«c .TJarki (a.
medial agents to cure, Jor even rniti-
gate. It seized upon the white fibrous
; tissue of the extremities, and was so
~~ " severe that most of the time it was
nr- Kn.eAtfiijrr. : with the utmost difficulty that I could
t/n* mortifying a”* 1 depressing walk. But the sight of that new-born
wo-ol. iMcfilnoss is the’hair sent such a new and warm llfe-
.ocieiit boohs are to be be- current through every capillarv of
' JHtein, that not only put nie’back J - a .7
, , Philadelphia .’qiecial.
towards young:
latum
A Jealoaa Philadelphia Hm.
baad’t Fiendish Cruelly—In*
prittnmrni and Slarrbti
Alda Co Conjugal Correction.
baldness i- not
A shocking story
of a
• told
nth's taapupw
Walking through the Chinese mar- uian. But it is a remarkable fact
ket in San Francisco one sees some jthat, in modern times, heads bereft of
very queer ait/cles of food offered for hair are alarmingly frequent. Take a
sale—small pats of soft cheese, varnish- seat in the gallery of any of our well-
d amber brown and stamped'' with J fillcd^chtiryhes on a Sabbath day; look
my
at least twenty yean _ ^
manhood, but cured die rheumatism^ i --
from which I had so long and severely [ fiendish brutality
suffered. This may -eem unrea-ona- ! trate Cobb to-dar. lAmoor the
rk.toa bald l,o:ule<l old gentle- or min,l ‘."'Tt,''* n0 . “ t ? Ui ,"" "; e Oscaurand Annie Offenbach, it nn- L, r , el ,' ,
n ot mind on the uhvsical svstem: lw»-l * t ear., eioju-a
pears, have been married about three : w ith whom •
altogether a
modem affliction. The Bible relates
one case, where a lot of children were
brought to griel for making insulting
husband’s
to Magis-
nd on the physical system; be-
the absorption of the kerosene
twenty-eight
f'\
Chinese diameters: well peel
nuts, with tiny dices of whii
m:n' have played a very importan:
part. Yes, the kerosene has done iu
work, ami I am a new man!
, I am seriously thiukiug of gettuiL ,
ne\v suit of clothes and renting a con- 5 “eigboors as being a decidedly pretty,
ed chest- [upon.the sea of beads below you, and I •pfcuoua pew in . some fashionable vivacious and pleasant little lady.
j years. They are
thirty years old.
j Mrs. Offenbach is described bv the
pti«!
i» by
Prom the l harlotte Chronicle.
A Gretna Green affair lm= ju.st occur-
rel iu the backwoods ot this State that
j promise- to produce a sensation in En- j eliurch
I gltti >«»ci«*ty. In brief it is this: Lady trou ble had Us
j A moor, the daughter of an English I entertainment in aid of the Sunday
with an humble laborer i School library fund.. It was a musical
ie had become enamored, i and literary entertainment, and one of
of this romantic occur- i the chief features was readings and
fence :.-:it tiie Bussell gold mine, in | recitation by
Montgomery county.
EMBODY THIS WAY!
’ew Yo»k Morning’Journal.
Phii. idei.phia, Ar?ril 22.—The mn-
of the Spruce street- Baptist
* j church is at daggers drawn. The !
birth during a recent
) i
air tan?, but the-
various adr rtfs
eflt.
lay I c
•I uiii't all pnun
did not cure me
;tl p repara ti
The
white cocoa
what a sight presents Itself! From a
wrapped in neat little coruttcopiasj jpoungengn of twenty-five years to Die
ofgkvtfr cribbageJearf’: forff jkfelfgF^B eigljtq jrgara. you w ill see
dried nuts, fruits, (whole"or sliced,nbostTof heads in every stage of bald-
roots and barks. ness; from a small bare spot on the
Then there are living turtles and top of bis head, to ibe bare and shin-
frogs; fowls and fi?h, alive, freshly i.ig pates of those whose hopes fora
dressed and smoked or dried: meats} decent covering for die head have died
half cooked in the carcass^ wreaths of lout long years ago. If a man, viewing
dried oysters strung <m bamboo splints; J stieh a sight, be himFelf blessed with a
abalooe-, like black models for doIIsMjgjqd- jlflfrl hair, tiie view is an
hats; shreds of whitecnttkfish r aml a ; bat if be.be bald, he has
tiiev ■ iti-ractlonof knowing that he U
•ere simply curiositi -. lik- tin- an- uc of a uuinerous crowd, and Ue con-
•ut sticks of li.trbiir pote er- rsoics himself upon the principle that
piled in "tiie of a J “misery loves company.’ 7
On the other haud, Oscar, her bus- \\o the
I he facts in the case, as secured by
| a Chronicle reporter, leave no doubt as
■nuineness of the case. Ladv
church. I am also contemplating
buying an oil-well and starting a hos- |
pital for the cure of ball
Is an everlasting fortune
hail, glorious kerosene,*
friena of the bald-beadi, . _ _
ever.” and Mrs. Offenbach have resided in Among the laborers employed at the
Hexty S. Firth. M. D. (apartments at No. 213 Poplar street. n,ine ' vas honest, hard working
— ■ -«»—■ : r * About three months ago O^car first y o, *“g man, by tiie name of Harrv
A CLERGYMAN SILENCED. began to treat his wife badly, aud one . K * H - uil1 ; whom Cady Amoor became
night in a fit of jealous rage he gave infatuated. A strong attachment
Judge Finch’* Way oi Anmverid^
an Inquiry wiirn on tiie Slump.
.Sear York Evening Snn,
Judge Alton B. Parker tells good
stories. This is considered his best:
her a severe beating. This treatment
Oscar repeated at intervals for several
weeks.
IMPRISONED IX HER HOUSE.
Recently the neighbors had their
suspicions aroused *at the mysterious
disappearance of Oscar’s liule wife.
/nutry grocery; or, like the ham ela
borately decorated with geometrical
r puzzles in jelly, ta be admired, but on
no account to be carved. Not at all.
They are regarded as eatable, and they
are eaten.
In fact the Chinese aud Japanese eat
everything that comes out of the sea.
All the fishes are good to their taste,
and arc caught with great skill. Sea
weeds of several sort are sent far Into
the interior, to be used in thickening
soups, gravies and puddings, and are
highly prized because they give a rel
ishing flavor of salt, which is a luxury
beyoud the reach of most Chinese
peasants.
The use of seaweed is al most Iden
tical with the very cotninou use of
‘•Irish moss” by Americans in making
toothsome dishes. But, indeed, fishes
and seaweed are eaten the world over,
but surely no other people eat the tide-
fiat animals swallowed by the natives
6f Yesso. For example, the most
simply organized of the class of ani-
mals to which “shells” belong are call
ed ascidiaiis. They grow sometimes
single, sometimes hi clusters, and are
rooted immovably to the sandy bottom
subsisting on what the current may
bring to them.
In Japan there Is an oscidian (Cyn
thia) which is as large :n> one's fist. It
has no shell whatever, and is a gray,
flabby, tulip-shaped sac, supported on
a short stalk. But iu spite of its for
bidding appearauce, the Japs pickle it
iu vinegar and use it as food.
Another animal growing between
the high and low water-iuurks on the
Japanese coast is a mud-worm called
Sabella. It occupies a hard, limy tube
of its of its own making, and gets its
food, when the high tide comes up
over Its lildlug place, by trusting out a
head bushy with tentacles, and suck
ing In currents of water loaded with
minute particles of nutriment. Out of
this wriggling creature die shore peo
ple make a soup, which is true ver
micelli, not a paste imitation of “little
worm*;” and it is aid to taste as
badly as it smells.
A better dish is made from the soft
interior part** of the the sea-urchin, or
eeliimus, large numbers of which lurk
along the'rockv shores of the Japanese
archipelago and tiie northern coast of
China.
I have seen the Ilahlas ami other
coast Indians of the Pacific shores of
British America devouring raw sea-
urchins with great gusto, crushing
them in their, fists, sucking out the
orange-colored cluster of eggs, which
constitute the only edible part, amount
ing to one or two teaspoonl tils, and
then throwing the thorny case aside.
The minute eggs taste much like oys-
ivays nonceaoiv greener
SSMt
tern, and have
the
ka for
On
tiau I
close by the t
always notieekbly greenei
Juxr * ‘ ‘
surfi
ther
what seems in Ik* greeuh
lyitij
islai
It IS" hoT TRuiTT, TTOwevt ., ;
pow^leji$ oT * ua **i
have been thrown imderfoot
_umi umbered feats. These
of two or three feet In thicknei
er several acres. They
forming for more thau I,<
throughout the layer uiay . be
some interesting stone and bone
of the race wh|eh made them.
food of
Alas-
ClCWm Crookedness.
Florida Times Union.
Mr^ Heurjr Clews, the Xew%.York ... . — . t .
linaniler, nlio « K u re „ so ecnspie.on, SSSK
ly asag
during^
subsequent dav^of Republican
^ilrt
al-
netitiy' be-
ity, lias again
fore tli6 public;-
a Wfied for mem
bership iii the New York" Cotton Ex
change, nor the rfpplication was met
with-'such st^OiVg oppbsition that ht*
felt that it^woSm De best to withdrA\y
it. OCcoiiwe’;thB'niajter created quite
a seiisatioli^ cuu the opposition
.ttribu^ed .td,Xlvc ,i‘.n mlty of the Soiuh-
irn luemoerS' of. the * exchange,'* 'ahd
ai
ern
more imrticularly
Mr. John lumai
the
means lie
because of the re
of the fmuduli
in a
it was
- w Jyif
gla bonds -b>
which was
^^niinistratioii.
whit
ItSd
groui
cornu
affairs
It appeal
loan to the State of A ibatna of$;
on uotes secured^by^iqOil.QOO'In Ala
bama bonds, the fact of the collateral
being given not being stated iu tiie
notes. The flriii, lt ; is stilted, not only
deiiosUetl the notes in a bank aud
obt&iued money on them, but hy
pothecated the bonds, obtaining money
also on them. Altogether Uie loan of
|30»J,000 was converted into claims
against tiie State that have been clnsh
oring for payment for several years,
amounting to over a million dollars In
cluding interest.
Clews has been n insistent and i
ligtiaut slanderer of the ijoutlt, ami
is to lie hoped he wu It idly af ’
the fact that there are no teaf. ;
Much ingenuity has been displayed
in attempts to account for the cause
this wide-prevailing affliction. Cli
mate may, and doubtless does, play an
important part; but evidently the
main reason may be found in the
habits of life, and in ordinate indulging
of appetites ami passions. The writer,
of course, Is an exception to this rale.
There are various classes and condi
tions of those unfortunates. The aged
ami hairless widower, partially re
juvenated, and feeling the returning
fire of other days warming bis ancient
frame, very uatnrally longs for a
youthful companion. But what Is he
to do? If Impecunious, he must con
tent himself with some widow or aged
maiden, or go companionless to the
•'save. But if lie be a niau of means
his case is more hopeful. For while
that bald-head would hold forth no at
traction for youth and beauty, yet
well-filled purse and a handsome
dwelling carry with them an inspira
tion that youth ami beauty cannot al
ways resist. The lady r s imagination
i» inflated; si|e dreams of the ease and
comfort that such a home would af
ford ; and'the thought tnat, in the na
ture of things, the old gentleman’*
property would, in a shot t time, pass
into her hands, Is not without its ef
fect on her mind, and plays no small
part in bringing her to a decision.
Then, sl>e would look so interesting In
black; aud besides all this, she sees in
vision some nice young man, with
luxuriant hair, who might be induced
to meud her broken heart.. There is
little difficulty in a rich widow agal
entering.into the blissful state of ma
trimony; but the thau assuming such
relation is pretty certain to get
behind a ,2 :40 . horse, with a high-
flavored Havana in- his ,mouth, and
say: “Go along old fellow; you did
not coit me anything; old Snooks paid
for you.” But what of it? The old
man would not doso badly after all. He
cannot take his money with him, and
lie can at least share !n the companion
ship and charms of youth and beauty,
aud that ought to be great consolation
to a baht’iieaded old gentleman. But
nat alone to old bald-headed widowers
is a good head of hair a desirable
thing. The time may come in the his
tory of very many when a well cover
ed top-knot would be a very equveu-
ient adornment. But just what that
condition might be would be well to be
kept in the background, for fear of ex
citing the prejudice of wives and be
coming unpopular in their estimation.
Now, to the owner of a pate as bare
and glossy as an ancient mariner, the
only thing that we cau recommend is
u wig; and we speak confidently from
a professional standpoint But to the
Imid ones, the skin of whose heads are
normal and healthy, we would say,
there Ts strong hope for you. The
writer is a philanthropist, “filled with
the milk of human kindness;” aud he
t-joices to lie able to say to yon, des
pairing, hairless men, that kerosene is
our remedy. Yes, the dark, crude
tcrbseiie will do the business for you.
This leads me to the relation of my
[wu ni-e as a bald-headed man, and
ly wlntt means I regained a natural
uvering for my head. It is usually
thought there is uo hope for a bald-
headed man who is advanced iu years;
and the question might be asked. If
you recovered from baldness. How
old are you ? Hold on there! that is a
delicate question, and one upon which
la m as sensitive as an old maid; and
what is more, it is growing upon me
i\$ the years come rolling on. But
t|iW much i will say, that l am no
spring chicken.
Well, I saw with dismay my
bair
day by day, until the bair entirely
Spqtheru States f„ii c d to cover the scalp. Here was a
lion era and the very mortifying state of things; but
' *** what was to be done? About this
time £ heard of a former friend of
mine, who held a position in the Cus?
tom House iu New York, whose hair
\yas entirely restored, after being bald
for some time, by the frequent ub« of
kerosene. My friend was far from
being a young man, which inspired
hope in my own ease, so I determined
to try Its virtue; hopeful indeed, but
not ovev-confident. I commenced the
Use of kerosene at ouce, rubbing it ou
yvell two dr three times a week with a
soft piece of flannel. In about a week
—oh, horror! what I had most dreaded
all my life came upon me. The re
maining part of my Ijalr fell off, leav
ing a spot as large as a breakfast-plate
entirely bare. Had I not been a con-
srieutious man, I would have been
tempted to mild profanity on theocca-
%>n. villas was now to be
' % ue? 1 despairingly offered
barber five liuuured dol-
if he would secure me a decent
wtli of hair on tiie bald spot. The
in’s eyes popped out at the liberality
the offer; but after a moment’s
[ought, lie gave hte shoulders a Ger
manic shrug, aud remained silent. It
was evident tha? there was no hope hi
that direction. Now, what was I to
do in this dilemma? Get a wig? No,
that would be too transparent a cheat.
All my life I had abominated wigs
and I scorned the idea. To my sensi
tive nature m3* situation was most
mortifying. All my friends manifest
ed the utmost sympathy with me In
my affliction; and their interest in
that bare J. ,
cat o’ nine Ik.
my bump of s
head was like
lering away on
Jndge Finch, of western New York, Offenbach came and went evervday as
stamped the State in the prohibition ai ^* , i bn ‘«=*" °f Auni *.
MmiMtm a ^ QtfHAnea he enni>e *-ev a ou the husband declined to gratify
campaign. At Syracuse he spoke to a 1 , lis neighbors’ curiosity. Final]j the
large audience. A minister who was odors emanating from the painter’s
a staunch Republican, and a strong apartments led them to suspect that
temperance man, was present. He^ re * Ofienb&chhad died there, and
^cood it as long u be coo*, md then
aftked the privilege of an inquiry. bigg. He went to the house and tried
•‘Certainly,”said Judge Finch, wav-1gain admission to OSenboch’a
tag hU hand courteously. rooms. There wasi no sound within,
. .. , . so he concluded to burst open the door,
The clergyman mounted the plat- but before doing so called out that he
torm, and the question expanded into vyos a policeman, and mentioned his
a five-minute speech, in which he pro- mission. Mrs. Offenbach timidly re
nounced the arguments of the prohibi- plied that she was ,tilery, bnt was
ttonists faliaceous. ending op with the j afraid to open tiie door. Being as-
assertiou that the Democrats were pay- sured that she would be protected she
tag the expenses of the prohibitionist forced tiie fastenings from the inside
campaign. and the officer was admitted. The
Judge Finch listened with the ut- roon) was ■» a filthy state, aud Mrs.
most politeness and went calmly on 1 ’ffeubach was in a deplorable coinll-
wlth his argument. After a little while tion - She said that, for fourteen days
he passed and said: site had been confined in the room by
“I will tell yon a story. A cergy- her husband, who gave her a diet of
man who was an intimate friend of black bread and coffee, and that her
Dr. Gray, paid a visit to him at the reason was nearly 1 dethroned. Her
Utica insane asylum. After a col la-! had » wild stare, and her body
tiou the doctor took him out ou the I limbs were covered with bruises,
lawn for a walk. He found there a She said her husband had beaten l|er
number of insane people, aud he turn- with a poker, and threatened to kill
ed to the doctor aud said. ‘Why, doc- her if site made an outcry or attempted
tor,-1 should think jou would be to escape. *
afraid to go among these insane peo-1 Mrs. Offenbach was sent to the
pie.’ Wayfarer’s Dodge, at No. 80 Laurel
“-Oh, they won’t hurt any body. I street, in charge of Mrs. Heath, and
will show you oue who will, however, an effort will be made to provide her:
if you don’t agree to everything lie with a home. ., . . .
says. So you must asseut to every Mrs. Offenbach’s only explanation
question be asks you.’ of the cause of the beatings and other
“Tapping at the cell door a wild Inhuman treatment was that her lius-
looking face appeared. .Regarding the band was insanely jealous of her.
minister with a stern gaze, the inmate Offenbach was arrested last night,,
of the cell said: “Are yon aware that ami on lu-um brought before Magis-
two weeks ago Buckingham Palace trate Cobb for a_ hearing this morning
was burned to the ground, and Queen was committed iii default of $1,500 bail
Victoria perished in the flames.” for trial.
“The minUter fidgeted, not wanting * story or jbalocsy.
to tell an nntrutb, but he caught a ihe Herald correspondent inveSti-
wink from the doctor, and at'last re- fisted the matter, and, from inquiries
sponded, ‘Yes.’ made, it appears that on Thursday,
timing up and the relatives of
tire lady retired that she seemed to
take an ohmual Interest in the humble'
miner, but for all this, they little
guessed the true state of the lady’s
heart, and were altogether unprepared
fur wbat wasto follow. One day last
seek the aiintag community was
startled at the report that Lady Amoor
and Mr. lb-II tad been married. Their
love -was of the kind that laughs at
locksmiths, aui they had planned a
successful Grctsa Green affair.
Lady Amour’s node, who had been
in hail health for some days, was made
seriously sick by the unexpected de
nouement. and her sister was thrown
into a stare of great excitement and
distress. However, the affair could
not be mended, and the neighboring
“-Do you know that two days ago I April ”, while ou his wav home front
a riot in work, Offenbach
the Knights of Labor got up a riot 'in I work, Offenbach met a friend whom’
the streets of Rochester, and that Jay look home with him and introduced
Goald was taken from the car Pales- to hU pretty little wife. The friend,
tine and hanged to a lamppost?’ with little pressing, stayed until late
“This made the minister squirm, but >n the evening and paid Mrs. Offcn-
a warning look front Dr. Grey moved l » cl1 several compliments, which she
him, and he responded, ‘Yes.’ gracefully acknowledged, causing her
“The patient drew himseir up to his husband much uueasiness.
full height and his eyes rolled widly The result was that when the visitor
as he looked the minister over from kb Offeubtcb tnrtied furiously to his
head to loot. At last he broke out wife Hntl abensed her of making love
fiercely; “You say you are a minister kis friend before his eyes. Mrs.
you look like a minister: you may be Offenbach tearfully denied the charge,
a minister, but you lie like the devil.* ” but this only served to increase her
Judge Finch resumed bis arcnim-nt! husband s fury and lie o dered her
alter the audience had ceased roaring. | ■4*® a little room facing tne street,bare
CLEVELAND'S POSITION.
Scuator Vest Describes His Con
versation With the President.
of furniture, and iti which a number
of guinea pigs and rabbits were. kept,
and followed her there, having pre
viously armed himself with a poker.
BEATEN WITH A POKER.
Rolling up his sleeves, in spite of
the poor little woman’s entreaties.
New York, April 27.—Senator Offenbach beat her repeatedly over the
Vest, of Missouri, is now in town, and
said to a reporter this afternoon, when
asked If it was true that he had re
ported the President as being deter
mined to refuse a second term: “I
buck with a poker until she fell faint
ing upon the floor. Oscar then went
out and locked the door behind him.
The next morning Oscar re-entered
the room. He had procured a revolver.
Placing it at her breast he made her
jieople quickly concluded that con
gratulations were in order, and most
cheerfully have they been expressed.
Lady Amoor comes from a distinguish
ed family, iuid her husband, though of
* j 0
humble Jiirth, is a sturdy young son of
and will make her
t|ie old North State,
ladyship a true and loving husband,
Clirotaic Cough* and Colds,
Ahd all diseases of theThroat and Langs
am be y.un*d by the use of Scott’s
Emulsion, as it contaius the healing
virtues <if Cod Liver. Oil and H
phosphites in their fullest form.
beautiful, creamy Fmulsion palatable
as milk, easily digested, and can tie
taken ,t»y tin; most delicate. Please
read: consider' Scott’s Emulsion
the remedy par excellence In Tuber
culous and Strumous Affections, to say
nothing of ordinary colds and throat
troubles.”—W. R. S. Connell, Man-
ciiester,’ O. **I am using your Emiil-
jsion Coii i Liver Oil with Hypophos-
phltes for un affection of my throat,
aitdthe improvements are beyond my
expectation.”—D. Taylor, M. D„
Coosiiwaita, Ga. apr!4-lm.
TIae inquiring JLadLjr. .
From tne Boston Transcript.
‘A. ri. Gl” writes to tbeXistener
“Your-observation that ^literary eini-
uence »fbt* not effect much lodgment
fu the inluds of people of a certain
grade brings to mind a conversation
to which 1 was an involuntary and
slightly astonished ‘listener.* Riding
to Boston from Dnxbtiry one afternoon
in the past autumn, my attention was
attracted to a lady in the opposite car
seat, who was evidently a stranger iu
the Ohl Colony, yet who, with pencil
and notebook iu use, was endeavoring
to acquaint herself with every object
of inteirsr, as her constant inquiries of
the conductor of the train and of fel-
low-passiiiger indicated. When the
train stopped at the station nearest the
former home of Daniel Webster, call
Webner’s Place, the lady inquired of
tiie conductor*why this station bore
tne name.’ He explained courteously
the circumstances, and gave a descrip
tion of the Webster farm. And then
she asked solemnly:
“Does Daniel Webster still reride
upon the place?”
“Evidently historical, eminence had
made no lodgment in the mind of this
person. But it tvas simply astonishing
to me that any man, woman or child in
tills country did not kuow whether
Daniel Webster was living or dead.”
a certain Prof. McCuen,
an elocutionist.
The professor was warmly received,
and each effort was applauded to the
echo. At length he announced that
he would depict several styles of
preachers.
He started off with what was con-
^ ridered a capital representation of the
£ Southern negro parson, giving the
" dialect admirably and delivering a
short discourse that was inimitably
funny.
Then he essayed two or three other
imitations, each characteristic in Its
way, and concluded with a picture of
the preacher from the backwoods of
the wild West—the preacher who
fades education, but who' has received
what he believe* to he a call from on
high to go forth and preach the gospel,
and has gone and done his best. When
he announced this imitation there was
a flurry in the congregation. It at
once struck the members of the church
that the mimic was about to strike,
near home. *
The pastor, the Rev. Charles W.
Thomas, it seems, is just the sort of a
preacher the professor described, a
man who depends more on bi9 apt and
original similes, his terse, homely ex
pounding of »he truth than upon col
lege training or deep learning.
He, too, came from the West, - hav
ing formerly been, according to all re
ports, a sturdy blacksmith, who was
called from his' place at the anvil to
point out the way of salvation.
When, therefore, the professor an
nounced his concluding character the
congregation took a long breath and
waited expectantly.'
Their fears were realized. The imi
tation of tbeir'pastor-wftStrae to life;
a trifle exaggerated, perhaps, a little
bit caricatured, maybe, but the salient
features of the shepherd of this iIock
were all there. The reproduction was
perfect, aud as a matter of course it
was easily recognized.
Even Mr. Thomas himself recogv
ntzetl it. He was looking in the mir
ror at bis own reflexion, and he did
not like ft. His face grew crimson as
the imitator proceeded, and when at
length the irrepressible portion of the
auditors burst into a roar of laughter
tiie reverend gentleman could stand.it
uo longer. ;
Boiling over with rage and indigna
tion he arose from his place, gathered
np bis overcoat aud hat and left the
church.
Tbere are those in the church mem
bership who declare that the profess
sor’s action was meant not to beiusult-
iug, but was merely Intended as a joke
and should- have been taken in good
part by the pastor, while another fac
tion are up in arms, pronouncing the
performance as In very bad taste, to
say the least of it.
to read a remarkable ar
ticle written byn prumim*n* citizen of Athena,
tin., statin* that fce had l»een permanently
cured by the nse of eight bottle- of B. B. B.—
Botanic Bl-ol Balm. B«itig skeptical on the
subject, I wrote to him on the subject and re
ceived a most encouraging answer to the ef
fect that he had been cured long enough to be
thoroughlr sa:i.-fied that no return of the dis
ease would ensue.
1 then sent to the drug store of T.E. Smith
A Bro , and purchased B. B B., and .to mr
utter estoui.-hment and satisfaction, the nse
of ten bottles ha-* restored my genera] 1
stopped the roaring sensation, entirely
and cured the nasal catarrh and I am proud
to r-commend » Mood rented- with such
powerful curative properties.
I shall continue its use a Utile longer and
feel confident that I shall be entirely cured of
one o f tne most obstinate cases or nasal ca
tarrh in the country.
The business men of oar town know ot my
CMC*. N. C. Edwax -
Lampasas Springs, Texas, May 1, ISStf.
CAPITAL PRIZE, $150,000 I
„f U ac . “ J'c do hereby certify that toe suptr- ,
e lib ic the arrujujeiiients for all the Month- ,
. J ,h - V ; Ly aud Semi-Annual Drawings of The \
without ben-1 Louisiana State Lottery Company, and | ^ ^ fhp nttentjon 0 f everybody f*he fact that? wo
in person manage and control^ Draw- j gtjJ1 receiv j n? t {, e best selected
BLOOD OP A TEXAN.
never said so. I never said anythiug j swear t | m c phe would not call out of
that could be construed into any
such meaning. President Cleveland
never told me that he
the window, If she did he would
cept a renomination and would soon
cause the publication of a letter saying
so. He never told my colleague from
Missouri anything of the kind. I never
so reported to the St. Louis Republi
can. For a long time I was utterly
unable to guess how such a report was
started. After strictly cross-examin
ing myself as to all I had heard lately
I hit upon-aii explanation of the mat
ter, and 1 think It is the true one. I
was calling upon the President not
ni L/levelaiiu j.jjj her. After administering auother
°uuld not I beating with the poker he left her.
locking her in as before. For the
whole day the wife went without
food. She was too terrified to .make
any outcry. When he returned from
his work Offenbach brought her a cup
of black coffee and a piece of bread,
which he waited fot- her to eat. When
she had finished hebeat her again.
Tortured iu this manner poor Au-
nie Offeubach remained a prisoner
until yesterday, her only food consist
ing of two cups of coffee and two
“SO, "-hen i« tbe course of a cou- su ^ p5 Q f black breail a day.
versation about the Democratic party * * _
he declared that the only ambition he' almost star\ ed.
had was to so honstly aud faithfully
administer the affairs of the govern
ment that the people would elect auy
Democrat who might be nominated in
He knew that lie had been
accused of selfish motives, “but,” he
added, “if l could consult only my
Every nioruing and evening the in
human brute, who kept her captive,
beat her with the poker, until at last
the poor woman was almost a raving
uiauiac. When touud she was half
unconscious and raving, a mass of
bruises front head to foot, almost a
own personal comfort I would lay skeleton and covered with filth and
down the office of President Uwnor- vermin, while the half-starved rabbits
row.” That was all ho said.
ion vernation at a White House
Reception*
Syracuse Journal.
Wat a jam!”
“Oh, It’s nothing to the last one.”
•‘Who are those horrid people yon
der?”
“That man with the lop eye?”
“Yes, and the girl with the bony
neck.”
“Those are the Willowwlgs.”
*You don’t say; why, he’s liter
ary.”
Yes, and that’s his daughter. She’s
engaged to Lieut. Fortune, and they
are going to build here next year.”
“Isn’t Mrs, ~ ‘ V * ’/
Lovely and she doesn’t give iuto
fashiou cither.”
“Her neck you mean ?”
Yes.”
“But she might.”
“Yes, she has a magnificent neck.”
‘jVhy dp we always call it neck?”
and guinea pigs were capering around
her.
The poker, wheii found, was nearly
bent double with the force of the cruel
blows administered by the fiendish
husband.
It'is considered certain that If Mrs.
Offenbach had been kept confined for
a day longer she would never have re
covered her reason.
to
Literary Fiu
Tnuucripi,
^ Hawthorne used to .title up and
down, in his later years;* he tells us.
with plenty of people who knew liim
well as the ex surveyor of the port of
Salem, but who never knew that he
he had written anything, aud had
never heard of the “Scarle; Letter.”
Ill Samuel Longfellow’s memories of
his brother, then: is an entry from the
poet’s dhtry in which he tells how a
“society woman;” at whose table-he
would give, and shook his head.
Dr Hof ^ tbe b * rber
said tiie barber,
fi.” -
“Anti who UDr. Hol-nes*”
“Oh, he’s been h doctor
many years. 1 believe
any more., bnt I.
litive man?
turn lug a cor-
ist an anxious ered-
ihatision was offered to
a dollar you could not buy a
on the roof? If yOu have, .you
e some slight understanding of
felt. at each reference to the
hare spot on mr head.
When ! went to church (which I do
at least once each Sabbath) 1 took a
seat back in a corner under the gal
lery and away from public observa
tion. But it seemed that the very imp
of persecution was bound to ptirs le
one, A baltlheaded man was sure to
take a sent before me,'Ahd on a Un-
with my eyes, 4s if to reproach me
with the constant remembrance of my
untortiiuate condition. Often, H'fieii
f was about being lifted to third heav
en by my pastorV eloquence, and just
A Horae Swap at Camming*
Correspondence of the Atjgnfa Journal.
Cuunygo, of SweetGunidistrict,and
Sampleme, a citizen of Owl creek,
were this morning the owners of ani
mals that each swore* before sunset
Cleveland entrancing?” j should belong to somebody else.
Cuuhygo’s animal was of the nmle
species, and cou]d do nothing weft but
sleep and kick. The owner told a
frieud confidentially .there wasn’t a.
bush, tree, stump nor dog, living or
‘Even wh 8 7 almonhalf I * lraU ’ a ™ ,ius of ST«i
Even when »(! me»ii almost i, wls lla ,l n ’tpl:ije«I
gampleme’s horse, he said, wur as
purty a ware opit when she wur a tafit
as wur ever seed in them parts, though
lie didn’t say at Just what period her
{•bit teeth cropped the first sweet grass
of summer; but her appearance iu-
the body!”
Hush?”
'These are the Highche/ks; he used
keep a saloon.”
“And she took in washing.”
“But they’ve gov $40,000*000 now.”
gar
Thev show vprv littlp of their vi.l-I suiuiuci , out uer apjM .iraiHe in-
la Sun nSs™ H>»t .-la- belonged. to tire ol.l
Beginnings. . . .. I South, not tire neir. . ^
whose table he a< uie brightness began to break upon
was dining, one day asked him, “Oty; me; the sight of that bald-headed roan.
Mr. Longtcltow.ha ve yon ever publish- by reflex action, caused tifb to think ot
i" t . This was after two niy own bare pate, when the brq
tliirds oi bis life work was done. Let- vision vauished, and tbe glowing
entry eminence does not effect much ture faded awar and was lost.
io«igment in the minds of people of a ,No onecan'imagine how much I
certain grade. The .other Jay, the Imye lost, socially and intellectually,
l.istener is told, a gentleman' came in consequence of being bald. Well,
into a barber shop just as Dr. Holmes the kerosehe has done Its worst, amT 1
was going out occupied , the oliair tliat th'biighc if there was any virtue in the
tu f ™l° cr »t1 , aa vac.nhkf? stuff I was bound to line it out. Ids
Do you know who that was that ti ue, that it stained my pillow awfully,
just went out?” said the barber. and my wife turned up her' nose in
The visitor was curious to see What disgust at, the~sroenr hUt*Twas firm:
ac 'P 0 , u . nt . of .Barnes the barber Bfie declared that her lungs were
1 , II nut- MMfl ,lk.* »Ln LAMnaAMA ... n. ■ 1.1
any more., but lie’i
fireatdeator.”
! Ep.
\ ou are feeling depressed, yoiir ap
petite re poor, you ore bothered with
ueadacbe, end you are fldsetty, nerv
ous and generally out ot sorts, aud
**"* “ t f” c ' “<*• Braee up, but not
h"«Ck, and that the keroseue would
te death of her; that I did not
how soon she went, for 1 wanted
*ug wife anyhow. Expostulation
omplaint were lost on me. I was
to iiersevcre if she got a divorce
me for it. So she took up her
quarters in an adjoiuliig room.
, . was desperate; and so I hoped and
feared, and rubbed, for long months
without a sigh of improvement. Fi
nally, after about four mouths, I
thought I saw iudicatiana. of coming
hair. My wife failed to see anything
of the kind, and declared the stuff a
-----*"s lucuiuHieb or
bitters, w hich have for their basis verv
cheap, l>ad whisky, aud which stimu-
“r* y 00 ' or hour, and then leave
BEJ® condition than before.
u a, i alterative tha:
2ol! U?T f y ,he b,< .’ od ’ st,,rt hralthy ae-
Killne J' s . restore your
i «! ve renewed Irealtli auil
bueli uiiMlieine you will find
**n*> t»w« bBoUHi
& x-i Jai.* m
fraud. But with a glass before and
one behliid, I watched faithfully the
situation, for I was bound to succeed,
or die in the attempt. Finally there
was tio mistake; fiue. soft hair, like
down upon tire lip of au aspiring boy,
became daily more apparent, until the
bald place, was- coveredY Tuid mat
“Richard was himself again.”
For the last ten years I have been
almost constantly al
1 that bade
uutist
•ilia
“When Uicir mouths grp shut. ,
“Did yon see them at tho opera last
night?”
“Did you ever see such a display ?
He was tipsy.”
“Well, if she wasn’t!”
••Look there!”
“It’s Congressman Van Gett.”
“He can hardly write his name, and
never makes a speech because he cau’t
read ft.”
“His wife has gold teeth, Did you
everHotlce ? The whole set is built of
solid gold on the old roots.”
“She must make a brillia i conversa
tionalist.”
“Yes, when riie opens her mouth
wide.”
fre-j
New Definition*.
Harold Vat* Santroonl, in Life.
(jQJ7*i$tpncv—A jewel which
quently Heeds rpt&Mi)#*
Duty—An obligation tfiftt rp^ta
tlrely on one’s neighbor,
Cuiture»The pursuit of a social I UoiiF, each protesting
This morning the two men rode in
froui opposite directions and met at the
horse rack, near the public square,
with
“Howdy.”
“Howdy.”
“IIa«l er fine rain.”
“Mighty purty.”
“powerful glad, too; tiie ground
wur a gfttlit* mighty dry.”
•*It wur that} powerful hard on
-lock, if I hadn’t lieil flier best plop
mule’ll the State. couMu’t a done,
much good breakin’ dry ez the ground
wur.”
“S.inie way with me;.this boss done
mighty nigh all the breakin! iu my
settlement tills spring; corn giv out,
too, and hadn’t nothin* to feed ’er <*ii
but pea vines and turnip saiad.”
“Onglit’er lied this mule; he ain’t
seen nuthin’ this year cep’Iu’ saw dust
aud colil water, and tlon’t kuow what
’er stable is; tougher’n a pine knot.”
This sort of skirmishing lasted for an
hist any de-
Yes, I shall break the engage
ment.” she s:ti<i, folding her arms and
looking defiant; “it is really too
much iron file to converse with him;
he’s a- tie'll as a post, and talks like he
had a nioiithtul of mush. Besides, the
way he ha a ks .and spits is disgusting.”
“Don’t break the engagement for that;
tell him to utke Dr. Sage’s Catarrh
Reinedc. It w ill cure him complete
ly.” “Weir, I’ll tell him. I do
hate to break' ir. off, for in all other
respects lie's quite too charming.” Of
course, it cured His catarrh.
.YIMaok the Card.
Peoria Trarscrijtt.
A story is t<»hl in regard to a chris
tening iii thii lower end of the city.
Mother, father and infant were on
hand. Also the godfather. The good
old priest proceeded with the cere
mony until it was necessary to name
the child. The godfather, as usual in
such ca«es, had written the name on a
ward, and w hen the ceremony had
reached this point be dived into his
vest pocket and handed out one. The
priest took it,. and a look of horror
came over his -face. -Tiro godfather
turned a flerry rod, went down in his
pocket again, reached out another
card, handed it to/the priest, and re
ceived in return the one he had first
given the g»>od man, and tbe cere
mony proceeded without further in
terruption. The one he first handed
to the priest read, “I am somewhat of
si liar myself.”
A Kenatble Woman.
Prom the Now York Sun.
He had taken her to hear Patti at
seven dollar* a seat, and afterward to
Peluipui^i’s. where the two together
ate,*ij» nine dollars and seventy-five
cents’ Worth*. As he reached for his
bat i-'ter that same night, she said: “1
am soriy, Mr. Sampson, if my refusal
.will, can/?, you pain: I esteem you
liiiihly as an c^eort, and in that cap
acity I will always be a sister to you,
but your w ife | can not be. You’ are
too cxtrain ant.”
, -- - L- „ x tsfiostainri
foliy having its ohgin la thtt Jove of I sire u> satil Curiftygo,
Gone wher^ the ‘Woodbine Twineth.
]taui ara smart, "bat ‘‘Rocor WtRtg" beats
them. Clears out Rats, Mice, Roaches, Water
Buffs. FIie3, Beetles, Moths, Ants, Mosquitoes,
Bed-bugs, Insects. Sparrows, Skunks, Weasel,
“ ’ Chipmunks, Moles, 3Iusfc Eats, Jack ^
Boxes, 15c., 25c. &fL0Q.
Startling bnt True.
Witts Point, Texas, Dec. 1. 1885.
After suffering for more than three
years with disease of tbe throat and
lunys, I got so low last spring I was
entirely unable to do anything, and
my cough was so bad I scarcely slept
any at night. My Druggist, Mr. H.
F. Goodnight, sent me a trial bottle of
DR. BOSAXKO’S COUGH AND
LUNG SYRUP. I found relief, and
after using six $1.00 bottles. I was en
tirely cured. .1. M. WELDEN.
Sold by Lamar, Rankin & Lamar.
Jcfck So.
Lafayette Call.
Everybody seems to be in lavor of
the long and short haul section Inter-
State Commerce Bill to be applied to
everybody else jnst so themselves are
exempted.
For «ix years I hare been afflicted with
Wood poison, which continued to increase.
One bottle of B. B. B. has made me feel
une
like a new man, and I an* now ragldlj r
' ering.
San Marcus, May a, 1SS8.
Bad Blood at Brunswick, Ga
I hare tried B. B. B. aud found It a great
thing for the blood. I also had Rheumatic
Pains, and the ascot one bottle of B.B.B.
‘ i i—■ ' r the
the work, bur I will finish up t
i a clincher. -May God spread it
•▼ery ene, is my prayer. W. E. Ellis.
Brunswick, Ga, April 28,1886.
I cure of Blood Poisons, Srofnla and
Ki~‘ -3r Complaints, CaUrrh, etc^ nan
o> .maiL frec.a copy of our a^page
proof ever
Illustrated Book of
moat wonderful and
before, known. ;
Address, Blood Balm Co-
Atlanta Ga..
Established 1843.
W. & J. Sloane,
WHOLESALE AND BET AIL DEALERS IX
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MATTINGS,
MATS, and
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GOODS.
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SAMPLES SENT IF DESIRED.
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conducted with honesty, fairness and in
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XLte, with jac-similes of our signatures J
ittached, in its advertisements.” .
have received and are
to<;#k f goods ever brought to-tbte town. -
• • —- r» — -- . . .a Wp know we can undersell • ^
We are offering these goods vei.\ low _ ^ pav Spot ^
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i
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Albany, tiIV 18. 18HI.
fJUK^fO pflycr bn anil alt** SUNDAY.
Dt CI-MB It 19. IfHL
■>AY PAridENGER TRAIN
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Leave Albany
daily ... 1106 nn
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DA VI8, Agent,
JOHN a
Albany, Ga
OUR STOCK OF
Dry 6oods, M H I) H M!
Dress, Goods,
Notions, Etc.
, iaiililS ih I fifisifiyirwin call. Our Shoe Department
Is compete. P stores not excepted. For ladies and
I bttetogwtiut0WD reguiarsh°«.^„ ana cbMren-a ’
A " Stri,w aood3or
latosltytos. Umbrella'»nd P-anraola-aelf-opener^U.e
larges’ stock of thesn goods ever brought to this city.
OPR GROCERY DEPARTMENT
Which everyone knows is largest in town is now full from floor to celling,
ll-mods whiei we intend to sell at the lowest wholesale prices.
^Now^tTintond^wseB pur goods if honest and fair dealing will doit.
att tyf ask" ts TO CALL AND BE CONVINCED THAT WE HAVE
PUT bOVN PR CES TO WHERE THEY WERE NEVER
U BEFORE KNOWN TO BE.
K. B. & S. B.
Washington Street,
LEWIS,
jt EBj\N\,
To Save Money!
GO TO-
L. r. FIELDS’S.
Who is ow receiving daily a large and well selected stock of Dry Goods,
tbe latest st ies in Seersuckers, Crinkles, etc.; a beautitul line of White and
Printed Lavns; FTainburgs, All-Over Laces,. Linen, Torchon, etc., and the
prettiest lotof Ginghams to be found in fhe City. Yon will find it to your
interest to ome and examine my new stock of Ladies, Misses- and Men‘s and
Boys’ Shoe, also Ladies’ and Misses Slippers; a fine assortment of Ladles’
Trimmed Hats, at rock bottom prices. I Call and see them. Also a complete
stock of Sen’s amt Boy’s Hats,dower than ever before offered to the people ot
Albany.
A FRESH SUPPLY OF GROCERIES,
Are alwarit to be had at my Broad Street and Sandy Bottom Stores, and at
prices to suit tbe times.
L. T, FIELDS.
Hendris & Willingham,'
MANUFACTURERS OF
Blinds and Doors!
MACON, GA.
_
A. RATLIFF,
AGREE, GA.
-DEALER IN-
SnuAnsriMtastyfr'l Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Crockery,
And General Merchandise.
$2“^*^***,™*?* $ Ceitre
i) Meridian time which la SO minutes Owe
than Savannah Time.]
rf'lME- CARS* IN PIFFCT NoVkjOEB
One arid Two Horse; also the
-l .14,188G. Passenger trains on thkruad
will run as follows: '
NFW ORLEANS EXPRESS,
iowar;-. - bz.d ur,
TMam Lv..... Savannah . Ar Ji<ipm
8:42am Lv ' Jesup Ar B16 p ra
«lK ani {*“• B, *?kbhear... ^.Ar 522 pm
S2Mb,4?.ws -mem'
USB a fat ar........ Callahan ,..lv-::47pni
UffiOaouq ar, U. .Jacksonville.-;:. f*2i*p m
‘}SSS SSSffg-
19:15 am Irtjii.jjAVnjteroSeLJj...k4:(6 pm
::5saS£-“:-|;Sta
U22pmar .. Thomsasrille lvlaspm
335pmar ... Bambrf8tfe.*... v lvllAam
4^)4 p ra ar..-Chattahoochee...:iv 11:30a m
Aftaa/ ioooi m
Pullman hnJet Bleeping care Tron Jackson-
PLAUET JR. GULTI7AT0R!
rille and New' York.ind’ to bn
•orivilleandhewrOrlcans rh». i
and from Jackeamville ami LouisVilie• lia.
Tliou-MBvilie, Atlanta and Naahvi.K:, au
Jacksonville to 4 incinnaii via. ’
Rough onPainFoRosioilOc.
ROUGH ON
Toothache.
Instant Relief. 15c.
ROUGHMBILE
Roush on Bile PH la, Little butCood.
ti--
singularity. ^ ) “thar never wur no boss ekal to that
Mus.c—A poilfe nrt which serves its mule for spyness and strengthwhile
highest usefulnessasastlimilusujeon-paraptem' exhausted all the snpcrla-
versation. t>ve synonyms of gooii in describing
Poetry—Any metrical composition and P ra, , sIu K l, 1 I *- FinaHy/n'ggjjiange
whoso merit is unreco<-oized by the ^“.made, and each hurried for home,
. fearing the other woold waut to trade
eaBaBi
KB
S.S. W ELL.* , J
BUOHU-FAIBA." Quick. emtMe mr
oy ids Aiduey Irueasn, Catarrh of Bladder. &
emt rux
l :3 • i> .... .ar ll:ii p _
J;2b p m lv....a-.-.Jeeup lv 10:21 am
4:21 V «*» lv Blacksliear lv9:34am
, v:40p ZD ari^.n.. Wavcrjsa^. lv 0:15 p m
:57 p m ar .i. , .Calahnn lv 7:33 a be
5:35 p m ar Jacksonville , lv 7:00 a m
5 .-00 p m 1 v..:..; Jackoonville ar 8 ;55 a m
'
LfflJ
MM
6;00 pntlv.i;.^ Jacksonville ^.ar8;55 _
7:41p i miT.. i ....^(tallahaj» ar8:U.n n
p in lv. WaycroM..„..,.ar 5 57 an
8 M p at;iv;; r.. i fl5:io a m
b'.ir. .Slid
THE GREATEST .LABOR-SAVINQ IMJPXEMKNT THE MARKlvC
A FULL AND COMPLETE STOCK OE,PLOW STOCKS, PLOW '
-BLADES, BRIDLED, IIA31S& TRACES;BACBBA*H' -
NESS, SHOES, BOOTS, DRY GOODS, GROCERfES, ETC.
P.n rfr ; O>upont... r _.lv 4:55 a xr.
Vffltpnl*:.; * LakeCIMr ar 10:15am
Sffiip-allT PJ.K LOSthes^nie.... .arl :01am
7^0 p m lv.;.*.... Lire Oak-...t_.ar 6:40am
9:I0p m lv........Dupont...—...ar 4^0 a u
10rill pm lT...I....Vahicwta lv 4:Of an
10^4 p m lv.'s. ....Quitman lvxflfcan
11^5 a mar Thomaaville . ... lv 2:56 a n
12:.'0 a m ar ... Camilla-. lv 1:29 an
1»5am.ar,.. ....^ftbai^,.. lv 2:5o p n
Pullman buffet cars to and from Jackson
ville and St. Louife, via ThomafevilU-, Albany,
Montgomery. NaakviJe and Kranaville, an«.
Cincinnati to Jacksonville via Jesrip.
Pullman sleeping cars to and from Bartow
and 3iontgomcry Gainesville.
ALBANY EXPRESS.
8:45 p m lv..Savannah..-..^ar-6:10 a n
lidSpinlv Jesup ... —~.lv3^0an
1-J0amar....;ui.Wavcrca8..... lvii:30pn
5:25 am ar........Callahan.......lv 9:05
6:15 am hi Jackwmville-...lv 8:15
Brown Sugar, 14 ponirds fora dollar. Best Granulated Sugar, 12 pound.-* for
a dollar. Stoves^ $15.00. All other good* very low. Call rin«l
see for yourselves. I am leader iu low prices.
Sept. 2o-ly
A. RATLIFF.
I
ESTABLISHEll 1»67.
Hixt-VACTCHxiti or; '
. iu I DdLIJ,
.IRON ANDi BRASS CASTINGS, OF'EVKRW DESCRIPtlOX. SUCH A 3
'SUGAR MILLS AND KETTLES OF ALL SIZES, GIN AND MILL
GEARING, HOLLOW-WARE, DOG-IRONS, ETC., KTC.^S
Particular attention is called-to our
CiSTandWROUGHT IROI liltIG FOR CEMETERIES,
VERANDAS AND AREAS, IRON'
• -cJitiic-. • .. PUBLIC. BUILDl
Especial attention-pald to orders for repair of MACHINERY of all kinds.
Orders solicited and satisfaction guaranteed.
Agents for Ames’ Engines, all sizes, the Best in Market
,|asp»4va., Jacksonville.....ar 6:.
A few. of ^Hart’s buggies fot
average magazine editor.
Advice—A superfluous article which
everybody Is eager to gire away, but
no one cares to receive.
Civility:—Au ancient form of behav
ior, popular iu feudal times, but un-
stjited to the exigencies of modern civ-
ilizatlon/
Artist—A man of subtle wthetio per
ceptions who attains proficiency In
some such useful Irt ti hair-dressing
or uegro minstrelsy.
News—Old women’s gossip; sala
cious scandals and secrets of domestic
and conjulgal life; anything in the
way of rumor that does not relate to
public affairs. *
Economy—A habit of life which eu-
c iiiuucj in uer i
domestic exi>enditure5, in order that fl re ~
her husband may keep up his end at I ’
Uie chib. y 0 euro no pay.
back.
As they started off, an old darkey
came up.
“Boss does yer know them gem-
men?”
“I do not.” • -
“I does.” . : M r ' WtnJ
“They seem to be very honest.”
“Does yer mean fer de ol«* man ter
dat, or is ye? cJrcnatft»kin ?”
. ‘‘Why, wepeiit^ih# 1 -! 1 1
“Boss, I knows dem men, und I
knows dat ole bliue mare nnd dat no
’count mule, und de whole affair shows
Ue cripple Christian doin’ do double
shuffle fer er little gain. De lies dey
tole ’bout deni worn-out critters, if;
framed into er prayer uv faith, might
iiv help two souls to Heaven; as ftfe.
at a bargain.
~1
H
CHilalian ar 5:25
lOOa. m lv....* ...Waj-cro!W.....'.ar 11:20
3a0a mar... —Dupont....,;., lv 16:00 p u
6:40 a m Live Oak lv 7:20 d d
10:05a m ar. Gaim-sville Jv 3:55 pu
3fUSaHi&Jts.l.'JUiBti&fWilH ‘r? t VSH2%
liook’s Patent Planter!
2:45 am lv... ....Dupont :i ar 9^5 pn
5:27 a m lv Valdosta lv 800 pit
6:10am lv Qr.itumn .... lv iaSpu. I
7:15 x mar Thomaaville ... lv 7nOpr *
11:10 a mar.. Aluanj....... h 4:00 ur.
SChp* at regular ftathme. FnUmmn ouffet i
keeping ears to ami from Ja« kronville ami *
Washington.and two anti fnm Jacksonville f
igton. and two ami fn m Jacktouvlik (
an«l I.ouovilie via. T)ocuaa\ille an<f Mont- j
gomrry. Pullman buffet cart and Mann bou- J
•loir buffet ears via \\ ayenme, Albauv
Macon, and via. Waycrooc, Je*up and .Macon
: l>ctwten Jacksonville anil Cincinnati. Also
’ Lb rough i assengvr coaches between Jacksou
I ville an-1 Cluittaoooga.
*
^p!i\TRODUCED
if you are losing your grip on life
Try “ \VeUs’ Health Be newer.' 1 Gees direct tq
For weak men, delicate ^'orpey,
■5?
BUCHU-PAIBA,’
jinoyinjr KJdoej dltoow*
JT. F. WELLEtt,
MAxrF4(rrr|ik
fiuiiw
THOMASVLLK EXPRESS,
j 6:15am Lv .... Wajcrn>* .. ....Ar7:OOpn-
72S*m Lv_ Dui-ont Lv 5:2fi p n
>>: 7 :i in Lv ..YaM‘«ta Lv 1:15 p i:
9:15ainLv.. ..(jultinan Lv 3 p h.
It distributes Cotton Seed, Corn and Fertilizers
Orders solicited and satisfaction guaranteed.
iu any quantity desirep
MANUFACTURED BY
! 10:35 a m Ar TfioUfiMBie Lv 2:15p n
^u>im at all regular and flag station* on rig.
nal.
W. P. HARDEE, Gen‘1 Pass. Asent
B. G. PLEMlNG.Saptrinten.lenc
T- Pattison <fe Sous,
XAVC?4pT£j{Ep l 4X|> DfALKB IX
Vax Max.
Cure For Sick Headache.
For proof that Dr. Gunn’s Liver
Pill? cure Sick Headache, ask your
Druggist for a free trial package. Only
one for a dose. Regular size boxes,
with a rheu- 25 cents. Sold by Lamar, Kaukiu &
difiance to all re- Lamar.
Money reiunded il
Johnson’s Chill and Fever Tonic fails
to cure any case of chill aud fever or
bilious fever. A specific for chill ami
fever and a sure preventive of malaria)
troubles. Price 50 cents. For sale by
Welch £ Agar, Albany, Ga. Johnson
&■ Co,
tors.
FOR THE
TOILET,
SHAMPOO
BATH.
AND HEATJKG
Whitens complexions, cleans f be hair, eradi
cates dandruff. Perfectly pure aud harmless.
Nice for washing infants, children or adults.
STOVSE
Lumber Yard
-A.IaB.fi.lTT-.
GA.
Laths, Wood, Lime and
LUMBER.
W.H. WILDER & SON
To Order and in Any Quantity, by
Unequaled for those whose employment be
' •*““ " ‘ nds. Inval-
Monticello, Fla., sole proprie-
grimes tbe clothing and Tin- Copper I ^heet Iron Ware, Gutters, Leaders, Roofing
in Lsundrv or Kitchen. Washes, cleanses.
■ifles, ~pjstafecte. iQp., gc.. packages. ALL KINDS OF WORK TO ORDER.
UNDERTAKERS,
J. K. P. KEATON — ANn dealers in—
>r the klontgom* i
SK Wood and Metal ie Burial Case,
i
vry Georgia Pine Lumber
: Pculan. and for J.
Order* for Rough or Dresaed
on short notice and at lowest
-OFFICE—
E.S. Wuxs. Chemist. Jersey City,
.Vt Lumber Yard, corner of Jefferaon ami j
Railroad streete.
OF ALL SIZES, STYLE
8^
Westbrook*’ Corner.
Albang, Ga.
J. K. V. KRATOS.
XJbaoy, Mar tt, itoe-jawly.
_ Prompt attention given n
Broutl Street, Alt,any,Ga., June
WU*
I
INDSTINCT PRINT
AXI> QUALITIES
telegraph or otherwist*.^!^
m.