Albany weekly herald. (Albany, Ga.) 1892-19??, May 14, 1892, Image 3

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r MAY 14, 1892. j ' DEMOCRATIC^ 1IED1 — TBB « I OKI KfiATKK B1*B(ITBI> TO TI1K TWO MTATB CON VBNTIONH. An A(Od Ncrm llrromr* Vlolrullr Inf Plana Alaplel at the Committee Dim. lag Vr»lrrdnr- ClrTrlnml lavarelt bat the Drlrtnlfi Om ITnlnutrnctci] — Oar* Norlken and the PihuI Mint* lienee Offlrfrf IndorarH. Pursuant to the call'of the Demo cratic Executive Committee, a few of the Democrats of Dougherty County met at the Court House at 12 o’clock to-day, for the purpose of electing del egates to the convention which meets at Atlanta on the 18th Inst, to elect delegates to the National Convention at Chicago, and also to elect delegates to the Gubernatorial convention. Mr.’H. M. McIntosh took tho stand and announced Hint in the absence of Judge IV. T.' Jones, the olialrman, lie had been requested as a member of the Executive Committee to uall the meet ing to order. Mr. McIntosh was then elected chair man and Mr. W. W. Turner secretary. Gen. Henry Morgan made n short talk favoring the appointment of a committee of three to select delegates, hut on motion of Mr. N. F. Tift, the meeting decided to elect them In open session. a On motion of Mr. J, D. Pope, ns amended by Mr. J. It. Forrester, it was decided to send four delegates to At lanta. Then .came a lilt ns to how these delegates should be Instructed. Mr. Forrester moved to send uu uni 11- structed delegation. Mr. N. F. Tift favored this motion, but ottered ns nn amendment that ttiey be Instructed with preferences for Mr. Cleveland. Considerable discussion arising on this point,' Mr. Turner moved ns n sub-* stitutc to the motion ns amended thnt the delegates be sent to Atlanta tiniii- structed and requested to vote for nn uninstructed delegation to Chicago. The substitute was lost on a vote of 10 to 9 and Mr. Forrester’s motion ns amended by Mr. Tift prevailed. Messrs. R. llobbs, A. IV. ^osby, J. F. Fort and IV. IV. Turner were then chosen as delegates, with power to ap point their alternates. The meeting then took under con sideration the selection of delegates to the Gubernatorial Convention. On motion of Mr. J. D. Pope It was decided to send four delegates to this convention, and Messrs. W. T. Jones, J. D. Pope, W. E. Wooten and 8. J. Jones were unanimously ohnsen Mr. W. E. Wooten then offered the following resolution Resolved, By the Democracy of Dougherty’ county, in mass meeting assembled, that we heartily endorse the pure lind efllclent administration cf Gov. W. J. Northen and the present State House officers, and recommend them for re-eleotion. Resolved further, That we endorse the lion. J. M. Terrell, of the county of Meriwether, for the office of Attorney- General, and request the delegates On last Sunday afternoon Nathan Gatewood, an aged Negro who lived out on tho J. W. Walters place, was brought t) the olty by some of his rel atives atid friends and delivered to Deputy Sheriff .Godwin to be confined in the county jail. The old man was violent!^ Insane, and his people' said they oould not take care of him. He wasoonflned in a cell in the county jail to await due process of law for his commitment to the State Lunatic Asy lum at Milledgeville, but to-day at about half-past 1 o’olook, he died. Matters generally went wrong with old man Nathan Gatewood last year, and he was closed out or “broken up," as the darkies term it, by his creditors last winter, and since then lie lias been in a very unhappy frame of mind. Last Friday night his reason seemed to leave him, and he soon became vio lent. In the county jail I10 raved and was perfectly reckless, running against the wails of his oell and doing himself all maniysr of violence as long as ids strength lasted. He Dually be came very weak, and Wednesday death came and relieved him of his suffering .% Boiub in the Bnptint Convention. The Baptist Convention was stirred up Monday afternoon. A storm of ar gument, sarcasm and strong de nouncement swept over tho hitherto peaceful assembly. Rev. C. C. Brown, of 8outh Carolina, brought the con vention to its feet with a jump by Ids report of mission work among the Ne groes; Mr. Brown, in his report, said that if we were held accountable to God for our treatment of the Negro, tlint tlie question of work among them will be damaging evidence to us on tho day of tlie great assize. He spoke of the darkey ns being a most oorrupt be ing, and claimed that the Baptist do nomination were doing nlmost noth lug to stay tlie tide of corruption and ruin creeping over tlie country. In tlie face of tile work known to be done by all Christian denominations in the Negro mission Held, in the fnce of the general tolerance and consider ation tlint the 8outh lias for the darkey, n man must be crazy or a fanatic tp stir up such questions uselessly. Dr. Hawthorne replied to the report in very caustic terms; indeed, he de nounced Mr. IlroW'ii's remarks and tlie position he took iu strong and em- pliatio terms. It is deplorable that any man should have the indisoretion.the lack of judg ment, to bring up a question of Taee prejudice in a church convention. Tlje very least you oan say of the an. tion is that it was senseless. At a meeting Wednesday of the com mittee appointed to consider the ad visability of creating a new Episcopal church, and to discuss the ways and means of the project, some conclu sions were arrived at that set the mat ter before the members of the Episco pal ohuroh and the public in a definite light. There was an emphatic decision that the Episcopalians should erect a new edifice. The plans that had been sent, per request, by several architects,, were carefully examined, and a plan de signed by an Atlanta a/ohltect for mally adopted. Tills church will cost between $8,000 and $10,000. Three tliousnnd of thnt amount has already been subscribed by the Episcopalians, and the committee decided to at ouoe cnll in tho subscriptions nnd begin work ns soon as possible. They • hope to begin-work In two or three months. Tlie plau they have adopted is n Gothic structure of briok, with steno trimmings, nnd with ft seating capacity of about four hundred. PERSIAN HERETICS. PERSECUTED 8ECT DRIVEN OUT BY THE PRE8ENT 8HAH. TIIK FAMILY NCRAP BOOK. From Hood Housekeeping. * A happy heart (abetter than a heavy purse. None can cure their harms by wail ing them. True politeness is perfect ease and freedom. The heart is never right sgve when It Is nt pencu with Itself. Sloth, like/ rust, consumes fnstcr than labor wears, while tlie key often used is always bright. There is a fellowship among, the vir tues by which one great, generous passiun stimulates another. There are two kinds of hypocrite— the bold and the humble—nnd the humble ones are the worst; Not the great things, but the little tilings of one’s doing in life, give the true indications of chnraater. Chandeliers anil picture frames, if rubbed occasionally with oil of laven der, will not be injured by dies. Rust can bo removed from polished cutlery without injury by tlie use of an ordinary rubbor ink eraser. Sliver can be kept bright for mdnths by being plaoed in an / air-tight case witli a good sized piece of camphor. eleoted by this meeting to so oast their votes in the i gubernatorial convention. The offer of Mr. Terrell’s name for Attorney-General brought fortli some opposition on account of the mention of the name of Hon. Clifford Ander son, of Bibb, for the position. Mr. Anderson's cause waswarmly espoused, and the resolution finally passed, amended as follows: Resolved further, That we endorse the Hon. Clifford Anderson, of Bibb, as first choice, and tlie Hon. J. M. Ter rell, of Meriwether, ns secopd choice, for tlie position of Attorney-General, and request the delegates eleoted by this meeting to so cast their votes in the gubernatorial convention. There being no further business the meeting adjourned. W. tV. TuiiNKit, H. M. McIntosh, Secretary. Chairman. Dn. Edwabd EVebbtt Hai.e lias disclosed the secret of keeping young at the age of 70. He says: “First, never do anything yourself which you can get another to do for you; second, never trouble yourself as to who will get the credit for what is done: third, never work after a o'clock in tlie after noon; fourth, sleep ten hours out of every twenty-four.” Tin Pipe Orann la Up—The MelhedleU Are Plenscii. Tlie organ is up. The work was finished Tuesday after noon, and the instrument now stands ready for use. Little .squads of Meth odists have been visiting the church at different times during the past two Jays, and they have watched its erec tion with much interest. But it how stands ready to 1)0 its part in tho general work-of the church and In the worship of God. The mem bers of the church expressed them selves as delighted with the instru ment, both in its appearance and tone, and they are looking forward with eagerness to the next Sabbath, when they shall have the pleasure of hearing the musiy in their regular service, The organ is of antique oak, and jlist fills the alcove at the front of the church. It has 359 pipes in all, 17 of which are decorated and placed at the front of the organ. It is one manual, £as 18 stops, alid the total cost, after erection, is $730, of which $400 is ready to be paid on approval Tlie 'church may well be proud of its new instrument. It is an ornament as well as possessing powei; enougli to fill a much larger chureli and 11 tone that is mellow, full and * clear. It will prove,p- great pleasure, as well as valuable acquisition to the church equipment. — Earnhardt tells her friends that “the very wildest cowboys In America The river and harbor bill. Unally passed the House of Representatives yesterday. There was considerable opposition to the bill, but it went through practically as reported from the committee. The Georgia appro priations were not changed in any particular. All the rivers fare well. Brunswick gets a good slieo nnd Savnnnah goes under tho contrnct system. When the work provided for is completed, it will be tlie finest liarbor South. Of course, Georgia’s liberal appropriations in tlie bill are due, in a great measure, to the splen did services of Colonel Lester, who is a member of the committee, and one of its hardest workers. Although Geor gia fared better than any Southern State, two members of the delegation voted against the bill, They were Messrs. Watson and Winn, the Third Party members. are perfect gentlemen as compared with the dudes of Paris.” Pbqf, August Wilhelm Huffman the distinguished German chemist, iB TnE first car-load of ornamental plants for the decoration of the-horti cultural hall and surrounding grounds nt the World’s Fair lias been shipped by Klohard Dale, of thp Police de Leon Hotel, St. Augustine, Fla. tfhe col lect Ion consists of nearly nine hun dred plants, including several large palms, magnolias, crape myrtles and other suh-troplcal trees and shrubs. Tiie Washington correspondent of the Atlanta Constitution says that Senator Colquitt nnd Representative Livingston will come home to the State Convention next week. Conoressman Tubneii has returned to Washington after a vigorous cam paign in the new Eleventh district, nnd those who have met him since his return say that he wears a satisfied smile. ADVERTISED I.ETTIilEM. These are very dull times; especial ly so when compared with the lively condition of things which existed just previous to the present quiet state of affairs in Ajbany. The time between the first of the year and Chautauqua was lively enough, and for two weeks before and after the Chautauqua Al bany nor any other city ever had 1 busier, livelier appearance. Now, since the warm weather has fairly started, people atterid to their busi ness in-doors, and the drowsiness, caused by the sultry atmosphere de ters them from stirring around and making the streets seem lively. Just approach a policeman or anyone else, and inquire what the news may be, You don’t get any. .Stay on the streets, nnd you only see every-day appear ances and incidents. Y'ct business is lively compared with other tilings; but trade is carried on in such a quiet way that you never would see or know of it without inquiring; and in the resi dence portion of town a great deal of building is going on, which is the best sort of sign that our town is moving and growing. Just watch Albany, and you’ll see that, though she makes no blow and may seem quiet, she’s orf the move. List of letters remaining In tile post- office nt Albany, Ga., for the week ending May 11, 1892. If not called for in fifteen days will be sent to the Dead Letter ofilcc: B—Miss Sallie Billard, Samuel W. Brown, Joe Brown, Mrs. Ann T. Butt. C—Prof. J. B. Chase, Miss Moliie II. Cornully. G—Miss Anna Glover, Mrs. Eliza Green. II—Miss Lula Henderson. J—Geo. W. Jatho, Mrs. Alice Jones, Mrs. Henry C, Johnson. -Mrs. Avey Lewis, Thos. C. Liles, J. C. Lowe, W. J. Lyon. M—John MoDonel, Will McLendon, Mrs. Anna McCarthor, Mrs. Julia O. Milton. O—Mrs. Angerline Overstreet, Mrs. Aljey Owen. P—Miss Milley Powels, Mrs. Eliza Powell. 8—Daniel Soott, Mrs. Sallie Scott. , T—Miss Pinkie Tolmer, Miss Rebecca Tasliftti. , W—J. J. Walker, T. E. Welsh, D. W. White, Victoria Williams, Miss Annie Williams. W. H. Woodall. In calling for above letters please say “advertised” and give date. * B. F. Brimuebry, P. M You can always find a good assort ment of commercial stationery at the ;kaed job office. Cnpt.'J. HI. Boaae Iaomcm n Bool* Capt. J. M. Rouse, of Warwick, has many friends in Albany nnd through out nil Southwest Georgia who xyill regret to learn that he had to have one or his feet amputated yesterday, He came to Albany during the Chautau qua Assembly, nnd wore a pair of new or tight shoes. One of his feet -be- enme inflamed anti blood poisoning finally spt in. The offending member hnd to be amputated, and Dr. Hilsman, of this eftyj assisted by' one'; or two other physicians whote names the Her at. D coiiltl'nbt learn to-day, performed tlie operation. Cant. Rouse has a host of friends throughout this section who wllVdeenly sympathize with him in his affliction, and who will wish for ivory. The Blie end Tall of Bab, the Mohem* medan Reformer—HU Brava Though Untimely Death—The Greater Helm, Who le en Katie from BU Native Lend. Professor Browne, lecturer in Persian at the University of Cambridge, bus written a ourious book, entitled “The Episode of the Bab.” Probably a few people know who the Bab is, but Mr. Browne's researches are certain to awaken interest in the man who was the arch heretic of Persia In the oarly part of the reign of the present shah. He died a violent death at the hands of the government when it was learned that the heresy that ho preached threatened tho peuco of tho national church. His followers live and nro faithful to y his momory and teachings. Thoir leaders arc In oxile, and Profes sor Browne’s hook tolls of his extraordi nary exertions to soe them and got their story from their own lips. They aro scattered far and wide. Sumo of them are in Cyprus; others aro in Palestine, safe from the vongeance of the shall. All of them would expect to loso their hondB if they sliowed themselves in Persiu. Only the humble followers of tho Dab live unmolested In thoir own country, holding thoir mootings socretly for fear of tho persecution of tho angry Mollahs. Tho Bab wus a Mohammedan re former, who went to Mecca and cauio back with a now commentary* on the Koran. Ho spoke of himself ns superior to Mohammed nnd to nil other great re ligious reformers, but he announced that n grejitcr than he was coming. Tlint greater one is Bella, who lives ill an earthly paradise called Bclijo, near Tyre, where Professor Browuo found him. Tho author says ho fools quite un equal to tho task of convoying a vivid impt ensiou of tho facoH and forms that suiTuundod him during ids visit to tills strange retreat. Ho almost runs short of adjectives when lie describes the wondrous and vcnorablo figure of the holy man. IIo says ho beheld a face which he will never forgot, although lie cannot describe it. Tho piercing eyes seemed to l end Ills very soul. "No need to ask iu whoso presence 1 stood ns 1 bowed myself before one who is the ob ject of a devotion and love which kings might envy aud emperors sigh for in vain.” Bella's preaching is a prophecy of the “most great peuco" and of the brother hood nnd unity of rnun. Tho brother hood of the entire race is coming, he predicts. Prof. Browno Bays Bohn knows the exact position of European nffuirs and is sorry for tho western nations. He sees kings and raters lavishing their treasures in tho purchase of means of destruction instead of procuring the Dayans of happiness. Meekness, con cord, obedience, submission are the es sentials of his secret in the perfect way. He is loved and revered by all bis fol lowers wherever they may be, and many a message from him is rcud in tho secret meetings in Persia of the humble fol lowers of the Bah. Tho Bah was not learned in tlie law like tho greut doctors of the church, and for thnt reason they held him in contompt. It wnshiB habit to dispute with them in tho templos, and although no was ignorant his wisdom put their Knowledge to shame. They said he proved himself an impostor because he talked bod grammar. Ho showed them thnt his grammar was tho grammar of the Koran, and asked them if it was not bettor to bo wrong with the prophet than right with the rest of tho world. Whenevor ho became too troublesome they beat him with rods. At lost thoy bad him shot. A company of infantry was drawn up, mid the Bub and one of his followers were placed before it as targets. Tho first discharge killed the followor, but only broke tho cords that bound tho prophet. Ho might have con. verted his executioners then if ho had had time to make tho most of the situa tion. But before ho could speak the second volley was fired and the Bab died of many wounds. His followers wore torribly incensed at the outTage, and tried to assassinate the shah. It is said that ho fainted with terror at tho sight of tho conspirators, and was only saved by tho timely arri val of his escort. For a time he mode Persia very unsafe for tho followers of the Bab. He killed their leaders, Hud to this day those who escaped from their native land have never dared to return. Among the victims was the one Salva tion Lass of the movement, the beauti ful Kurratu l-’Ayn, who, Jt is said, was a miracle of learning and of every femi nine charm. She was killed by slow torture, and to the very last she declared her supreme faith in tho teachings of the Bab. The Mollahs who slew her came near rebelling a few months ago when their lord and master threatened to interfere with the tobacco question in Persia. They made him tremble for his life and throno until tho obnoxious measures he proposed were rescinded. Meanwhile Beha is waiting patiently in exile, confident that the day will come when his teachings will triumph in Per sia apd the leaders of his faith can re turn to thoir land.—New York Sun. Tko Street Band. “I litre the dashing cornet and tho sprightly clarinet," said Colonel Calli per, “but I like best of all that brass fountain of cheerfulness, the big bass horn. Care takes a back seat when the big horn sounds. It paints the air red and defies all creation, bnt it is vastly good natured withal, and it never foils when its friends the cornet and the clari net pause for breath to come in with its oomph-nht oomph-aht oomph-nht pro-- A NEW il serving the harmony unbroken. Relieved from this duty, it rolls off over the edge of a cliff and brings up suddenly ot the foot with a tremendous oomph! Rebounding, with dignity un ruffled, with undiniinished vigor, and with undimwed, inextinguishable and overwhelming good huuiov, it losses off sound in large decorative effects that excite tho wonder of every hearer nnd fill every hearer with broad delight. “Just why the big buns horn is usnully played by a short, stout man. while tho slender elarinot is played by a man who is tull nnd thin is one of those things thnt nobody knows. Tho time may come. Indeed, when the short, stout man will piny tlie slender clarinet aud the tall, thin mnu will play the big liars horn; but by whomsoever it limy be ployed let us hope that the big librae thunderous jollity will never bo abated." —New York Sun. Too Much. Mrs. I.averty, an Irish lady, who lived thirty miles from tho Americnn Rich mond, was in tlie provident habit of laying in a store of groceries to last an entire qunrter, since she could not ropnir to Richmond oftoner than four times a year. On ono of those provisioning ex peditions she laid in nstoraof matches—* a disastrous investment, since not a match would Btriko. Wild was her fury, which was kept alight mid aglow by her recurring daily trouble to got her Hro alight nnci aglow without a match. Her wrath, thus kept nt boiling point for tlireo months, gave tho storekeopor a hot qunrter of nil hour, when she burst nt last into ids store aud thundered down tho parcel- of matchboxes upon tho counter. Having waited with defer ential patience until the storm hnd Bpent itself, he said suavely. “Allow me. muduiu.” Taking u matchbox from tho parcel and a match from tho box, lie struck it, after t he maimer of men, upon hts trous ers. “Seo, madam'/" lie exclaimed iu smug triumph, holding up the kindled match. "Tho divll fly away wid yet" shrieked Mrs. Lnverty. "Do yo think, that ivery time I'ro a fire to light I'll thrurel thirty miles to sthrike a mutch on the snte of yere breeches?”—Richard A. King in Belgravia. A Gallant Irish Iloy. The biographer of General Crawford tells tho following story: Daring Wel lington’s campaign in tha Peninsula, the Light division was dofoated by the French nnder Marshal Ney, and forced to retreat across a river. A young sol dier from the north of Ireland, named Stowart, was nicknamed “The Boy," as ho wns only ninetoen years of age aud of gigantic stathre. He had fought bravely, and was one of the last men who came down to the bridge, liver Which the division was re treating. Uu reluscd to puss over, but gazing at tho French with a grim look, said iu u loud voice: “So this is tho end of our boasting! This is our first battle, and we retreat! The Boy Stewart will not live to hear that said." Striding forward, he fell npon the ad vancing Frenchmen with his bayonet, and died fighting. “Gallant, but rashl” tho reader says. Yes, bnt so wore tho unyielding warriors at Tberniopybs. Fly Fishing. There is no donbt that certain flies nre best adapted to different seasons, tildes of day and conditions of weather, but a dozen flies of different namos will fully answorall of theso requirements. An angler's flies resomble nothing when cost upon tlie water. They are simply a something which attracts tho tront. Color 1ms more allurement than form, and as there are not so many colors there is no use for many files. The general rale is for light flics on dark days and dark or darkish flies on light days. Sizes are more to be considered than form and mixture in makenp, A large trout wants something worth his making an effort to secure. It is doubtless true that an arbitrary cast of files cannot be made np which will be adapted to all waters.—Forest and Stream. Looked Like Bar Doll. A little miss at the South End has a favorite doll, which la of Celestial out- lino and bears the name of Chain Cham. Until within a short time she had never seen a Chinaman, bnt the other day. while .walking with her mother, one chanced into view. The yonng woman immediately recognized the similarity between the life and the facsimile at home. “Oh, mamma,” sold she, “there's Chum Chum.” But almost instantly the difference in size appealed to her and she corrected herself! “No, no: Cbum Chum's dad.”—Bos ton Times, A Iloy Who l*ro. Me* » Emergency for n < One evening hint v shower uauie up small boy. armed .with brella sovoral sizes self, stood at the foot of the - of the Sixth avenue olov at One Hundred and Si: “Hero yoi* aro, gents and 1 ho criod, waving his m ingly, as tho passengers begun 1 scend nnd look about them f means of getting homo. » "Twenty-five cents to home, ladies. If I wots yer t gots no pay, seol" The men starod at him most liases turned their coll and passed on. But with the v it was different. Thoy stared 1 also, but while thoir eyes 1 ing in tho small boy their were weighing thoir gowns and 1 now bonnets in tho balance S small boy's fee. The result practically a foregono During tho hour and a half t storm lasted tho youngster made $2.75. All of his puti-mis v women with one exception-11 rnun almost ubnt double 'with mutism. After the storm had cl< the small boy and his umbrella 1 resting from thoir labors at f black stand at the comer, iiuuiutier consented to talk. "It was 11 pretty good m-! 11 was," he remarked, as he away liis net proceeds iu pocket which his trousers _ "It came up nicely, that None of the women got on to 1 Did yer see tho fat old wo one wid the ]>arrot on her 1 she’s n corker, sho is. Tin been 11 rain in the last six p lint wlmt she’s got caught She’s mighty sweet on mo she didn't use to bo. I once. She's scared of me.” \ “How did you uianago iti" I: asked. "Well, yer see, last year first wont into tho biz the old used to kick. Sho said I - Honing of her. Once she tho shake at the door and ’ cough up tho price. After threw me n ton cent piece < winder. But I let it lio mo blood wns up. "The next wcolt I seen 1: down town one day dre 1 knew there was rain 1 I waited. La about three!! gan to rain Itekity cut. au camo home right in of it.' 1 wus standing t umbrolla. “Boon ns she came do 1 smiled nt her, same a was wrong between woman looked kind 1 but she sinilod at me t boy,’ she said -sho ale littlo boy’’—explnined the with a pained expiyssiot boy,' sho says, *1 want mo home today.' Pie- careful of my new bonn Yes, ma’am.’ I started. Soon as we to her. says 1. ’Where's for tiie other dayf sho didn't catch on. her, you bet. 'Give me r now,’I says. ‘If you c I pulled the umbrella Tlio old woman began You littlo wretch.’ says s tho oars off you if it w Tlion whon sho t furthor she pulled hor r gave me fifty cents for l Now she and mo ahi the dead level. Sho t bloke,” bo added you only knows how to ti "Men ain’t no good,”hi in answer to a question 1 sex ho preferred “They always wants to 1 brollas. Once a feller t: away wid it. But 11 Sometimes women want) too. I only lots them. 1 they’re very tall. But I umbrella mado now as their me have a handle as e Seo? It’s going to fit 1 sizo."—New York V m A Coon Story. Two uion located a varmint in a tree and ono scaled up for tho prize. After an interval of several minutes, which were enlivened by skirmishing among tho foliage, the man on the ground called out, “John, have you got him?" "I have,” camo the dccidod response. “Do yon want me to climb up and help yon hold him?* “Thunder arid lightning, no! I wish yon'd’ come np and help luo let loose!”— Nashville American.' now Interest Accumulate*. If one cent had been loaned ont at 5 per cent, interest per annum with the beginning of. the "year of one,” that cent, and the interest on the first day of January, 1892, would have amounted to the enormous sura of $58,454,185,- 839, 747,583,420,258,965,555.20; in other words and characters, 58 thousand 454 quadrillions 185 thousand 339 trillions 747 thousand . 568 billions 426 thousand 258. millions 965 thousand 555 dollars and 20 cents.—Cor. St. Louis Republic. A Lifetime of Pun After teaching school f years, Johann Jakob Hub many, died spine years 1 diary has been pub" " the punishments he :i all noted down. Ho strokes with-a stick, 240,1 with a birch rod, 10,9 ruler, 130,715 hand slaps on the faoe, 7,9 ears, 115,800 blows on 763 tasks from the tho poets and years he had to buy 1 place the one so roughly his scholars—777 time: pupils kneel on peas a are had to do ponanci held over their heads. - The Host Part of tlie Mnalc, '“Shall 1 play the — Faults, Mot-hor— My, my! hands! Why don't. Robbie 1 jus’. "When?" "Jus" betoro I * If 1 were as rich as my right hand " ' ' '" ' * * liis faults; if 1 neighbot, t, should havoli were as poor as my' left hand neighbor, I should have his. Being myself, 1' 1 enjoy tho r m' svery 1 slop _ ■BHH vilrtOTTUrT