Albany weekly herald. (Albany, Ga.) 1892-19??, July 30, 1892, Image 3

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ALBANY WEEKLY HERALD: SATURDAY 3- IN AMERIGOS TKIVDliREDTIlKlIt PASTOR A VA- CATION. ID WHERE THE H01.COM BH-GI 1.1. WEDDING OCCURRED. Rut Ihp Faithful Prenchrr Hni.l He Ridn’t Wnul n Real Culetui the C.n- greRtitieu Did.' They Are Now Occupying the Elegant IKridnl Apnrtmente nt the Hotel Wlndaor, In Aniericua. The IlERAi.t> was the first paper to announce the marriage of Miss Douschka Holcombe to Mr. John P. Gill, but as no one in the city yester day kneyr the particulars, they could not be obtained. The bridal couple is now in Amori- cns, and they will probably return to DeWitt before going on a bridnl tour. The AtneriousTlmes-Recorder gives the followingaccount of the marriage: The elegant and exquisite suite of rooms at the Hotel Windsor known as the bridal nppnrtinents are now occu pied for the first time, and aside from the interest that the priority causes, there is n charming flavor of romance about the occupancy that nwakens in all a delightful curiosity. The happy couple, who for the pres ent holds sway in these lovely rooms, are Mr. and Mrs. J. Ponce de Leon Gill, registered from DeWitt, Gn., a village within a few miles of Albany. Until 8 o’oloek yesterday morning Mrs. Gill wns known nsMissDonschkn Holcombe. At that hour in the parlor of tlie residence of Dr. A. B. Campbell they were made one. Just before that time Mr. Gill, Miss Holcombe and Mr. DeWitt Bacon ar rived on the train from Albany. Mr. Bacon is a relative of Miss Holcombe. As Miss Holcombe, Mrs. Gill was one of the best known and most popu lar of tlie young ladies in Geor gia. Although quite young, she lms been a social favorite in At lanta and other cities in the State, claiming every acquaintance us an ardent admirer. She is a graduate of the Luoy Cobb Institute in Athens, Friends she lias on every side, and the *news of her marriage will bring to her a perfect flood of congratulations and heart-felt well-wishes. The singular name of the bride fixes her as being of noted ancestry Douschka P. Holcombe Is evidently the granddaughter of South Caro lina’s Intrepid secession wnr governor. Gov. Pickens had been American Min ister to Russia, and whilst there took a fancy to the lovely name of Douschka —“little darling”—and called tlie baby girl, presented to him about that time by Mrs. Pickens, Douschka. The heart of every one, especially every Caro linian, goes out in kind wishes and fond hopes for the happiness of the bride, whose name discloses her as the granddaughter of Carolina’s gallant and much beloved war governor, Pick ens. . lie Belonged In Ihe Clolqultl Kunnh, Ben Warren is Col. Kd L. Wight’s trusted ynrd man. Ben also belongs to Albany’s crack colored military company, the Col quftt Guards. When Col. Wight and his family re cently went away from home for a sea son, Ben Warren wns left in charge of the premises, and received positive in structions not to leave the place at night. The Colonel also left his big pistol with Ben, and told him thnt he didn’t want him to shoot anybody, but that if any burglars oame or he dis covered depredators on tl)e premises he might shoot off tlie big pistol to frighten them away. Ben strolled down town early one evening, and evidently carried the bfg pistol with him. Now it hnppened to be drill night for the Colquitt Guards, and Capt, Bird, discovering that Ben was down town, sent a man after him to have him attend the drill. Ben de murred, saying that he had to go home at once—that he had positive orders from Col. Wight not to leave his prem ises at night. Capt. Bird was not satisfied with tills excuse, seeing thnt Ben was down town already, and sent a file of men with guns and bayonets to bring him into the armory. Ben started toward home and was pursued by the soldiers with their guns. They overtook him and were pressing him rather hard when he had reached a point in the alley thnt runs between Flint and Pine streets. Then and there Ben evidently concluded that the time had come for him to shoot off his big pis tol. And he did shoot it off—not with the purpose or intent of shooting the pursuing soldiers, but in obedient compliance with Col. Wight’s instruc tions—only to “frighten ’em away.” The big pistol, used so strictly compliance with orders, worked all right. Anyway, the soldiers returned to tlieir armory, and Ben went home and resumed guard over Col. Wight’s premises. A city case was made against Ben for shooting off his bigpistol, and yes terday afternoon Ben pleaded guilty and was assessed $10 by Mayor Gil bert. Kind Word*. The Hkhald appreciates the follow ing from the Atlanta Constitution of yesterday: Mr. Fred Lewis is doing excellent work on the Albany Evening Hkrald. The paper has been wonderfully bright ened by his pen. He is an able assis tant to Editor McIntosh, and will make a name for himself in Georgia journal ism. The IIKRAI.D intended, but inadvert ently omitted, to mention the fact in yesterday’s paper thnt the congrega tion of the Presbyterian church of this oity voted a six weeks’ vacation to their pastor, Hev. W. W. Brinini, on last Sabbath. * The question as to whether the church should be dosed for the month of August had been mooted, and be fore voting on this the congregation oted to give Mr. Brimm a vacation— his salary to continue. The vote tendering tile vacation wns a unanimous one, and wns intended to leave the question of having thechurch closed entirely in the hands of Mr. Brimm. The faithful minister had previously announced, however, that he didn’t feel the need of a vacation, and that he would stay at homu and continue to preach through tlie month of August, unless the members of the congregation themselves wanted a vacation from the usual church ser vices. With this announcement he then submitted the question of having tlie church closed to a vote, and a large majority voted against dosing, thereby signifying (heir willingness to attend the services ns usual if the preaoher felt able and willing to continue his work without a vacation during a portion oft lie hented term. At tlie evening service Mr. Brimm took occasion to thank his congrega tion for the unanimous tender of a va cation that had been made him, but announced that he thought it best not to dispense with the usual services. SIOiUE NEEDED REFORM*. CONUNDRUM OF THE WORKSHOPS. 'he tendency of the day in political Is seems to be townrds the relief of certain economic clnsses of people and the mitigation of social evils. The labor question, the race problem and cotton problem seem to be absorb ing the attention of scientific econ omists in our country, and tlie field for work is decidedly a practical one. The great drawback in tlie accom plishment of any of these reforms lies in tlie stubborn tendencies of the clnsses, wliloli form the subject of these experiments and discussion. They incline to the extreme socialistic and communlstio Idens of government, and this inclination interferes with tlie efforts of conservatism to effect any solution of the problems con cerned. That these nro vexing questions every one will admit, and they must be settled by a conservative policy, in order to bring nbout the best results. Such a policy is offered by the Dem ocratic platform, which looks to tho mitigation of the evils of the day. Tlie power to elect is In tlie bunds of tlie people, and upon tlieir conserva tive and wise action in this matter will ultimately depend our eoonomlc success. CIIII.I AGAIN. Whoa tho flash of tv newborn sun fell first on Ellen's irreen anil ipilil. Our father Adam sat under Iho troo anil sfratched with a stick In tliu mold; And tho first rudo sketch that the world had seen was joy to his uilidity heart, TUI tho Devil whispered behind the leaves. "Its pretty, but Is It Art?” Wherefore ho called to bis wlfo, and fled to fashion his work anew— Tho first of his race who carod a 111? for the first, most dread rovlcw; And he loft his lore to tho uso of bis sons—and that was a Kiorious gain When tho Devil chuokled “1b It Art?” In the ear of tho branded Cain. They bnlldod a totver to shlvor tho sky and wrench tho stars apart. Till tho Devil grunted behind tho brinks, "It’s striking, but is It Arty” Tho stono wns dropped at tho quarry side and the ilorrlek swung, Whllo each one talked of tho alma of Art, and’ each in nn alien tongue. They fought and they talked In tho north and the south, they talked anil they fought In tho west, Till tho wators roso on the pitiful lend and tho poor Red Clay bad rest— I]in! rest till tbo dank blank cnnviui dab'll when tho dovo was preened to start. And tlio Devil bubbled bulow tho koel. "It's human, hut ls.lt Art?” Tho talo Is ns old ns tho Eden Troo—and new aa tho now out tooth— For each mnu knows oro his lip thatoh grows ho Is muster of Art and Truth; And each man hears as tho twilight nonrs, to tho beat of his dying hoart, Tho Dovll drum on tlio darkened pane, "You did it, but was k Art?” Wo bavo learned to whlttlo tbo Edou Troo to 1 tlio sliapo of a sttrpllco peg, Wo have learned to bottle our parents .twain In tbo yolk of an nddlutl ogg, Wu know that tho tall must wag tho dog, fin tho liorsu Is drawn by tho cart; Rut tho Dovll whoops, os ho whooped of old, “It's clover, hut is it Art?” When tho flicker of London sun rails faint on tho clubroom’s arc-on and gojsl, Tho sons of Adam Bit thorn down ami seraloh with their pous In tho mold— They scratch with their pons In the mold of tliotr gravus, and tho Ink and tho anguish start. For tho dovll mutters behind tho loaves, "It’s protty, hut la it Arty” Now, if wo could win to tho Eden Troo whore tlio Four Great Rivers flow, And tlio Wreath of Evo is rod on tbo turf as sbo loft It long ago, And If wo could oemo when tbo sontry slept nud softly scurry through. By tho favor of God wo might know aa much as our fathor Adam knew. —Rudynrd Kipling. EPISODE ON A STREET CAR. Six months ngo a pending wnr with the Chilian government was the talk of civilized nations; to-day it is but n record of tho past, a bit of forgotten history, so quickly do events trans pire and crowd one another out of place. According to agreement, Chill has paid $75,000 in gold to tlie United States government, as indemnity to those who were injured in the fracas, or the families of those two who were killed. Two sailors were killed, and the families of eaoh will get $20,000, while the seven soldiers who were in jured will get $5,000 eaoh. This will perhaps satisfy all differ ences, purchase forgiveness, heal wounded honor and compensate the soldiers for their maltreatment. Such arc the ways of the world.and the times. ■ Afteii much filibustering, the World’s Fair appropriation bill is in a fair way to get through Congress. Tough, But Hr Bid It* From the Atlanta Constitution. “I want to take your paper,” said the stranger, “an’ as I hain’t got no money 1 thought I’d make a trade with you. Bunnin’ for coroner, ain’t you?” “Yes.” “ITow much do you give for votes?” “Fifty cents apiece.” “An’ how much is your paper?” “One dollar a year.” * “It’s tough,” sighed the man, “that I’ve got to vote twice for one durned paper; but jes’ put my name down an’ trot out yertickets!” It is said that if the Third Partyites unite with the Republicans in North Carolina, tlie State will cease to be Democratic. Tlie Democrats hereto fore had a majority of only about 12,000, and any detraction from tlieir ranks will injure chances of success. This is sad, but true, and tile time has come, if it ever did come, for Demo crats there to get together, and, by united and harmonious effort, divert tills disaster. Rather Pnradoxluul. Dr. R. W. St. Clair, of Fort Wayno, Ind., tolls how, a few years since, ho was riding on an engine and caught a cinder in his eye that caused tlio most excruciating pain. Ho says that he naturally began to rub the afflicted organ, when the engineer called out, “Let that eye alone aud rub the other one.” Tho doctor looked incredulously at his adviser, hut the latter only continued, “1 know you doctors think you know it all, but if you will let that eye alone and rub the other one the cinder will be out in two minutes.” The doctor says that ho Vegan hi rub the well eye vigorously and soon felt the cinder move down to the inner corner. He was preparing to take it out by the aid of a small mirror when the engineer again ad monished him to “keep rubbing tho well eye,” which he did for a minute longer, and then found that the cin der had slipped down on to his choek. —St. Louis Republic. Abundant Testimony* A physician says that the beak of the mosquito 1b a tool box, wherA it keeps five surgical instruments—a lance, a spear, a needle, a saw and a pump. A California editor veri fies the statement and concludes: “He’s right. I’ve felt them alL”— Buffalo Times. His Cnndfdnte. From the IndinnupoliB News.* “So you don’t believe in tlie logical candidate business, eh?” “Me? No; I am in for the geologi cal candidate.”. “And what sort of candidate is that?” “The one with rocks, ef course.” An Awful Thought- One of the most horrifying reflec tions of life is that it is no doubt just as easy for somebody else to say dis agreeable things of you as it is for you to say disagreeable things of somebody else.—Kate Field’s Wash ington. An Keonomleal Measure. First Partner—We must out down expenses if we wish to come out ahead at the end of the year. Second Partner—All right. Admit the travelers into the firm Whistling Buoys. Sixty-two “whistling” buoys are employed in the lighthouse service, tho biggest of them costing $1,075 each, and being audible at a distance of fifteen miles. Tho sounds they utter are inexpressibly mournful and saddening. They consist of an iron pear shaped bulb, with a tube running through tho middle and ex tending thirty-two feet downward into tlie water. At tho ujipor end of the tube is adjusted a locomotive whistle, through which the air, auto matically compressed by motion of the waves, is liberated in horriblo toots. Buoys of this description are particularly useful in foggy waters. —Washington Star. All Irrepressible Conflict. “What’s the trouble between you and Widgely? You were friends while you lived in the city.” “Yes, but you see wo bought ad joining properties in the suburbs.” “What of that?” “Why, lie’s a crank on fine poultry and I’m growing a garden!”—Chi cago News-Record. Thebe is a fourth party in tlie, Sec ond district. For want of a more ex pressive singnet they might be called Ocala Democratic Third Partyites. Stevens vintage, 1892. Tils Laugh on tlin Conductor and En joyed by All -tho l*ns.«nger.. There was a man and a boy aud a dog. The man was waiting for a car. So was tlie hoy. So was the dog. When the car came they all took tho rear platform and stood there. In a few minutes the conductor came out, collected two fares and tinkled the bell twice. He noticed the dog, and, turning to the man, said: “Dogs are against the rules.” The man wns deeply interested in the white film of smoke which coiled upward from the end of his cigar and did not hear, so the conductor touched him on tho elbow: “Dogs are not allowed to ride on street cars, I said.” “Did you, indeed? Ah! and do the dogs mind it very much, I wonder?” The two high school girls tittered and tlie boy sliot a wad of paper at a passing vehicle. Tlio conductor looked black and growled: “Please put that dog off, will you?” “Will I? Well, not if the court knows herself.” ■ “Well, I will, tlion,” nndhoslioved tho dog off tho platform, slammed the door and wont forward. Tlie man smiled, the hoy whistled, the dog jumped back again and tlio high school girls tittered a little more. In a few minutes tlie conductor came out again and ho looked ugly. “Now, look hero, my friend,” ho said, “I want you to understand that I want you to put off thnt dog aud keep him off.” “AH right; I understand.” “Well, do it then.” “Oh, no; not this evening.” Biff I Tlie dog yelped and landed half way across tho street. “Now, Mr. Mail, the next time 1 have to put that dog off this car I’ll fire you after him,” and ho went for ward and jerked tho hell rope. The man still watched the curling smoko, the hoy whistled again, tho dog jumped hack on the platform and the passengers smiled and nudged each other. At the next crossing tho conductor burst out on the platform with the snort of n war homo: “Bee here, smarty”— but just then the boy jumped off, called his dog and the two went trotting down the street. Tlie passengers roared, tho man knocked the ashes off his cigar with his Uttle finger and smiled, the con ductor glared at him for an instant, chewed up the rest of his sentence and jumped hack to his post growl ing, “Blast a fool anyhow.—Omaha Bee. New to tho Game. It was in the Astor House billiard room. A crowd was gathered about one of the tables on the Barclay street side, watching two experts playing cushion caroms. In tho crowd were a couple of men to the Boles of whoso heavy boots still clung some red mud. They were very much interested. As the two play ers banged at the cushions and counted point after point their eyes distended and presently their mouths too. They watched the play, then looked about at the other spectators to see how they were taking it. It was too much for them. Finally one leaned toward the other and said in a voice low and wondering: “Say, George, this beats me I Talk about luck I Say, did y'ever see any fellers miss the fust ball so many times and count?”—New York Re corder. A Dish for Gourmets. In the Old World grasshoppers are usually prepared by removing the legs and wings and roasting, stewing, boiling or frying the bodies. In Rus sia they are Ported and smoked like red herrings. In other countries they are cooked in still different ways. The United StateB entomolo gist says that they are good every way but raw, and he sent a bushel of them to a well known St. Louis ca terer, and the latter made a soup from them closely resembling craw fish bisque. Many declared that they would have it often on their tables if they could hut obtain the insects. —Food. Bex E. Rossei.1. is still talking to Democrats and getting them into line. Next Saturday tlie order, “Forward, march,” wil! be given, and Ben will lead tlie van. How to Tell Bride Hnd Groom He always carries two new grips and two umbrellas. Ho always offers her his arm. He's always clean shaven and wears, besides immaculate linen, careworn, worried expression. He always pulls out his watch, pre sumably to see how much of the honeymoon is left. When he registers at the hotel tho “and wife” is written twice as large as his own name. She never fails to ask how many lumps of sugar he takes in his coffee. -Philadelphia Music and Drama. Grltu Signs. Rain during a burial is considered an excellent “sign” throughout the West India islands. If one measures his own height with a rod which has been used in measuring a corpse for the coffin, he himself will die within the year. A stroke with the hand of a corpse is believed by the West Indian to be a sure cure for all pains and swellings.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Ten Cent, tor Real Winer-While Best Water-white Oil, 150 per cent. at 10c. per gallon, grocer. C ,.,11, MW Ire. VS..W, L. S. Plonsky, tho 25-tf The woods may be full of Third Partyites, but they are bo far apsrt they’ll never bear Hie dinner-horn when it blows. THE CIRCUS IN ITS INFANCY. POLITICAL AND OTHERWISE, Reminiscences of tlio Cirrus Ring by * Septuagenarian Clown. I was for seven years tho head clown in Dan Rice’s circus, and al though I am seventy-nine years old ' can sit down and lay both of my heels on the back of my neck.” Then the speaker, Abram Teits- orth, proceeded to make his boast goal. He grasped his cowhide boot in one hand and slowly drew his foot up aud *->iver his head until the foot etiiKiiy rested on the baok of his neck. An officer, noticing the condition and the venerable appearance of the taU old man, whose hair is whito os snow and whoso long white board makes him look like a patriarch, con cluded to tako him down to tho po lice station for safe kooping during the night. Horo n reporter found the qneor old character. “I guess I’ve seen ’bout ns much of tho world ns tho average man ever sees in these days,” said the old gen tleman reflectively after ho hnd showed tlie reporter his acrobatic abilities. “I wns stolen from my home by Dan Rice's circus men and staid with him bovou years, and many a time have I run down tho spring board, taken a loap into tho air and turned (;hree or four somersaults over a dozen horses placed side by side. “Yes, 1 was stolen from my home,” continued the battered lodger. “One doy I was playing by the rondside nt my father's liouso in Murat own, N. Looking down tho road I saw, to my surprise, a tremendous string of wagons and horses and animals. 1 was wrestling with some of my playmates, and being remarkably strong I could toss thorn about like puppets. WoU, the circuB fellows noticed it, and ono of them got down off tho wagon, grabbed mo and took mo right along witli them. During thnt summer I noted as choreboy to Dan Rico. I got acquainted with all his horses mid in tho coming winter they put mo into training for tlie ring. I tell you, I could keep their clowns level when I went into tho ring tho following summer. Many timos in my boyhood days I used to back our old mare up against a stone wall and praotioe jumping on and off her bock. Wo clowns used to hunt for dear life for all tho odd stories and jokes going, so we could ‘guy’ tho hoys nnd girlB who always at tended the circus. It almost broke mo up trying to keep my stock of jokes and stories ready to use on the spur of the moment, 'twas bo hard to recollect them all. “For three years I rode in the ring Dan Rico's famous horse, ‘Philadel phia Flag.' It was the prettiest horae I ever saw, and so strong and ugly no one could handle him but myself. But I’ve ridden that horse in the ring and run him and licked him so hard he'd actuaUy squeal. I rode that horae three successive years, I en joyed circus life immensely. When I was not performing I used to get out a fine horse and go tearing around town to create some excitement, guess 'tis a good deal the same streak 1 :o raise a muss that the oowboy gets into. I used to ride along at break neck speed, standing on my head on the horse, then standing up on his bare back or letting him go slower aqd turn somersaults right up in the air, and come down and light on his back amid the yells of the delighted villagers. ' “Dan Rice wns one of tho most liberal men that ever was. When ever I wanted money I could go to Dan and say, ‘I want thirty or forty dollars,’ and with a voice like a trum pet old Dan would say, ‘You con have it, sir-r-r.’ You could hear him all over tho circus tent. I earned ♦100 a month, and at tho end of the month just as sure as I lived I’d be in debt. “We didn't have railroads and pal ace cars in thoso days. We just bad to travel by night over muddy roads from town to town. Travel all night in the mud and rain, exhibit in the afternoon and evening.”—^Chicago News. Too Hot to Tlilnk. A Brooklyn housnwife took her cook to task tlie other day for carelessness and forgetfulness. “Why is it, Maggie,” said she, “that you keep on making the same mistakes over and over again? Why do yon not try and remember what I toll yon?" 'Sure, mum,” was the frank reply, Can't he after nggravatln me molnd this hot weather.”—New York Times. Colonel Gordon announce* in the I Snvnnnali News that lie is not a anil date for the Senate nnd Will not allow | his name to be used. This pr.-n i i. ally settles the matter and insure* Col, Wright’s nomination ami election! •”* Congressman Winn, of Third Part y fame, is to bo relegated to the rear in political ranks, and his own party « ill not recognize hit claim upon theta fm- ollice. Tlind Plckel,t has tweiity-flva out of forty T. P. delegates Instructed for him, nnd this leaves Winn some what out in tlie cold. I Dr. Hawthorne, of the First Baptist church ol’ Atlanta, lilt tho newspaper men a hard lick in his sermon lost Sunday. lie was particularly down on tlie newspaper men who have endeavoring to tenoli morality in At lanta, through tlieir discussion* of lilgh-kioklng dancers, nnd of various socinl evils. He emphasized his dis gust by saying: These mlmlo war riors with paper swords who under take to tight the battles of mornlit y make mo sick. Tlio papers print mon- in one day about suoli performances' than they do in six month* ahum what tlie prenohers say.” »*» Inan editorial entied “Social Bnr- nncles,’-’ tlie Macon Telegraph gives A i - lauta’s sooiety lender, Mr. Sam Mor gan Hall, a vory lively roasting, ii speaks of Ills connection with Southern ire, and says: “True, lie was harm less all that time, but when lie began tlie business of furnishing scandals about tlio decent pcoplo of tile town Ills true character accidentally cropp'd out. The publicity of court proceed ings showed him up—nnd now the lender of society is relegated to tin- outside, nnd the throne of Atlanta dudedom is vacant. Let ushopcthai I it will never bo refilled.” I I " **• - Everybody is “crossing over” nnd “olinnging partners” now in the Con gressional fight. Mr, AVntson is j to take the stump in tho Third di-ir against Crisp, where the Third I’m is making n ridiculous attempt to feat the old. wnr horse from Sumter, Hut while Tommy is taking ih little vaentlon from the Tenth, Moses will go over there nnd lie an Maj. lilnok will keep tlie political mosphere in violent circulation anti-Watson eloquence. It is said Col. Moses will challenge Watson I joint debate. If Tommy accepts lmd better wntoli out, for Moses is power on the stump. **# In Chatham’s legislative prime held the other day, there were six c didates for nomination. The r ful men wer* William Osborn, a yo lawyer; Joseph Doolan, u i the Morning News, nnd MnJ.Rynls, tho only former tntlve.in the race, wns defeated. #*» News aomes from Macon that Alnj. A. O. Bacon iB boing pressed to an nounce as candidate for the Legisla ture. Numerous petition* arc tlio rounds in Bibb county,and ye day they were consolidated and I to contain n largo number of vo Major Bacon is a favorite in lii* ecu ty, especially with the railroad and other.laboring men, whom lie so mirnbly stood by when Wall street monopoly was wrecking tlie Central nnd discharging employes by tlie hun dred. Tho Macon Evening New* *ays his election Is assured beyond a dotihr. **» The Congressional primary in Fn ton county on Tuesday resulted in tlie selection of delegates instructed fo Judge Ilillyor. Col. Hulsey ran him close race, but the Judge carried county by a majority of 204. This strong showing, and'gives jndicatio; of Judge Hlllyer’s success, for l ull is the largest and most import a county, politically, in tho Stale. I seems that Livingston wasn’t in A primary was also held for the elm: of Commissioner of Agriculture, and Nesbitt snowed Henderson under in Fulton by a majority of 784, A ColuiubuN Relic. It is claimed that the anchor lost by one of Columbus’ ships on the night of Ang. 2,1498, off the Island of Trinidad, has been recently unearthed on that island,—Boston Globe. A Seasonable Discussion. First Boarder—1 wonder what makes this strawberry shortcake so heavy. Second Boarder—Don’t know, bnt it Isn’t tbo weight of tlie strawberries on top, anyhow.—New York Weekly. K. OllTToC.m. r Gallon. Best Water-white Oil, 150 per cent., at 10c. per gallon. L. 8. l’lonsky, the grocer. 25-tf Nolle*? On and after the 1st of August, all those of my customers who owe me overdue accounts, must come and set- tie, one way or the other, as it will be impossible for me to make any further advances to those who do not settle promptly every thirty days. 1 am forced to pay cash for provisions, nnd must sell the same way. 28-dlw 8. E, Bosh. Joe Pottle, of Mllledgeville, who made such a reputation ns an orator at tlie Third Party convention in At lanta, will he the nominee of that party for Congress from the Sixth. #*# A Chinnmnn tried to vote in tin- pri mary election held in Savnnnnh, and when he was refused the Savannah Press says he snid: “Me tinkee that-ee Ainelika one freecountry. 1 fin ferent. Me wnlkee on de grass, oostee $1. Me no cleanee me yard, $1, and now ine no votee. I can only stand atee me tubeeaiid wnshee, wnshee allee . day.” *y ■ The Atlanta Journal scores Living ston for ids past record, and call* up the Third Party ghost to condemn lnm before the people of tlie Fifth. Leonidas F. Livingston is tlie political curiosity of the South. He lias had more political schemes on hand than any politician in the land ever dared handle, nnd he has been extremely for- tunate not to have had himself bound over for trial in the court of pah” ■ opinion long ago. .1 tndstinct print I