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LITTLE NONSENSE.
The Attorney Passed on to the
Next Question.
"And what is your age, madam ?”
was the attorney’s question.
"My own/’ she answered prompt
ly*
<C 1 understand that, madam. I
mean how‘old are you?”
fp> am not old, sir,” with indigna
tion.
"I beg your pardon, madam. I
mean how many'years have you
"None; the years have passed
me.”
"How many of them have passed
you?”’
"All; I never heard of them stop-
ping.”
"Madam, you must answer my
question. I want to know your age.”
"I don’t know that the acquaint
ance is desired by the other side.”
"I don’t see why you insist upon
refusing to answer my question,”
said the attorney coaxingly. "I am
sure I would tell how old I was if I
were asked.”
"But nobody would ask'you, for
everybody knows you are old enough
to know better than to be asking a
woman hey age.”
And the attorney passed on to the
next question.— Nashville Ameri-
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
Dangers That Follow In th^
Wake of Too Much Yentilatida.
- When it comes to the matter of
ventilation, the woman theorist
sMnes. If, indeed, she has thought
pbout it enough to have a theory at
all—and many have—she does noth
ing short of scintillating. As a con
sequence, more persons die every
can.
DANGER AHEAD.
year from too much fresh air than
the re'cord from vitiated atmosphere
can show. Not one person in a hun
dred can sleep in the winter time
with an open door in his room
without bad consequences, or at
least without running dangerous
risks. Many more cases of pneu
monia may reasonably be said to be
due to "ventilation” than to all oth
er causes combined. I recall the
death of a trained nurse while on
duty in the home of a neighbor from
pneumonia contracted from sleep
ing near an open window. As a
graduate of one of the leading train
ing schools she had thoroughly
studied the subject of ventilation
under supposably intelligent pro
fessors. Yet she died in her youth
from downright ignorance of the
subject.—Ella Morris Kretsehmar
in Woman’s Home Companion.
UNDERDONE OATMEAL AND HOT
BREAD.
The Pug^—Say, I’m in a fix.
The Poodle—What is that ?
The Pug—If I turn up my nose
at the bulldog, there’ll be trouble.
Yet how can I help it?—New York
Evening World.
RESOURCES at hand.
"Why don’t they start the per
formance?” impatiently asked one
of the spectators at the seance.
"The medium says the room-is
too cold,” replied some one who
seemed to know.
"I should think she could rap
up,” grumbled the other, "and call
for spirits.”—Chicago Tribune.
SHORT lesson.
Little Nephew—Is it true, uncle,
that the bark grows thickest on one
side of a tree?
Old Uncle Groutt—Yuss.
Nephew—Which side, uncle ? '
Uncle Groutt — The outside.—
Exchange.
EASY WORK FOR BILL.
One of the magazine editors says
that a poet, to do good work, should
spend at least two years in perfect
ing a sonnet. This moved a rural
editor to exclaim: »
"Bill Jones of our town wrote
ten in one dav 1”—Atlanta Constitu
tion.
GALL.
The Old Man-—Your love for my
daughter seems to have grown very
fast since you found out I was
worth so much money.
The Young Man (admiringly)—
No faster, sir, than the,subject war
ranted^—Detroit Free Press.
The Scotch are the greatest dys
peptics on earth, largely owing to
their use of half cooked oatmeal
and soft bread. Next to the Scotch
are the Americans, and no single
thing has contributed more to
American dyspepsia that half cook
ed oatmeal mush for breakfast. In
rural France, where dyspepsia is
practically unknown, hard bread
and vegetables, with a very moder
ate amount of meat, comprise the
chief items of the bill of fare. Take
the center out of a hot biscuit and
roll it awhile in your hand, and it
soon becomes a solid mass of dough
—a "lead pill.” That is the thing
your stpmach wrestles with when it
attempts to digest hot bread or bis
cuit. A good deal of the cold bread
is just about as bad. Such food may
be nutritious for the chap in the
circus who relishes ground glass
and eats swords and tenpenny nails,
but it shortens the lives of average
people.—Healthy Home.
To The Deaf.
A rich lady, cured of her deaf
ness and noises in the head by Dr.
Nicholson’s Artificial Ear Drums,
gave $10,000 to his Instute, so
that deaf people unable to pro
cure the Ear Drums may have
them free. Address No. 1474. The
Nicolson Institute, 780 Eighth
Avenue, New York.—Ex.
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TIT FOR TAT.
Jack—I admit I don’t understand
you. You women are all puzzles.
Jill—Which proves that you men
are all stubborn.
Jack—Indeed?
Jill—Yes; you simply won’t give
Press.
us up.—Philadelphia
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NEEDED EXPLANATION.
"That was the time,” Rivers went
on to say, "that I was drowned to
all intents and purposes. The doc
tors, by hard work, brought me to.”
"Any cause assigned for their
rash act?” asked Brooks.:—Chicago
Tribune.
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A LUXURY WITHIN THE REACH OF ALL!
AKE no mistake!
See that my head
is on every package of
you buy* It guarantees
its purity. No coffee is
unless it is in a l pound
sealed packet with the
head of a lion on the
front. Then you get
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Why has
now become the leader
of aH package coffees?
And why is it used in
millions of homes ?
Because it does not
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It is an absolutely clean,
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no
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£
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