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A LITTLE NONSENSE. LONDON'S COSTERMONGERS.
A Sure Second. ' The London costermonger i? an
“I see the cup challenger has met institution whom we should not
with an accident,” said the first willingly let die. A strong movement
yachtsman. is on foot to get him removed as a
“Yes/’ replied the other. “By the nuisance by the new borough eoun-
cess r
He—Pretty well so far. I once
got a manuscript back from the
manager.—Life.
Insult to Injury.
Bad Bobby is going to s<
path so as he and his pal cai
the fun when unoffending
slip clown.
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is on foot to get him removed as a
way, what an appropriate name they
have given her I”
“Shamrock? Yes.”
“No; Shamrock II. She’s bound
to be that.”—Philadelphia Press;
A Natural Pride.
He—Oh, yes! I do a little that
way now and then. I’ve written one
or two plays.
She—How perfectly delightful!
'a_j i-— you met with much sue-
to soap the
a watch
people
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SOAP.
The first to come a cropper hap
pened to be Jones, the soapmaker.
Of course he was annoyed.
But when he discovered it was
Brown’s soap they had been using
and not his he almost had a fit.
Not Completed.
Mrs. Darling—You told me be
fore we were married that you had
an income of $3,000 a year. What
has become of it ?
Mr. Darling—Can’t tell you until
I get an itemized bill from your
dressmaker.—Denver News.
No Credit to Him.
He—Well, my dear, perhaps I’m
not altogether your ideal, but you
must at least give me credit for a
good disposition.
She—Not at all. You’re merely
too lazy to kick about anything.—
Philadelphia Press.
5 They Wished He Would.
Deacon—Parson, do you think it
wrong for a preacher to steal his
sermons ?
Parson—Certainly I do.
Deacon—I think you are too par
ticular, parson, too particular.—
Stray Stories.
The Usual Place.
“Have you noticed the tender
place on the new express train post
age stamp?”
“No; where is it ?”
“Just back of the locomotive.”—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
“neigh-
From Experience.
Ostend—Paw, what is
borly congeniality?”
Paw—Lending out your scythe
and, shovel and getting a saucer of
prunes over the fence in return.—
Chicago News.
nuisance by the new borough eoun-.
cils, and he is organizing to fight it.
As there are 60,000 of him in Lon
don, he has a chance of winning.
His chief value for those who do
not deal with him lies chiefly in his
independent attitude toward Lon
don life. His characteristic dress
has been made familiar to us by
Mr. Chevalier and is modeled on a
style that is absolutely his own. The
rich eruption of buttons all over the
coat and along the seam of the trou
sers, as well as the generous down
ward amplification of the latter gar
ments, are, w r e believe, the fruit of
his own wayward fancy.
As to his wives and daughters,
they have the distinction of being
the only persons who use plush as
a dress material, sometimes for the
i whole costume, often in the form of
a short cape, always as a decorative
; trimming. Their great hats, crown-
| ed with brilliantly dyed feathers, are
: just as peculiar, and we hear with
pain the rumor—we hope it' is no
more—set afloat by a contemporary,
I to the effect that these are being dis-
i carded in favor of what ladies have
i agreed to call a “sailor.” What a
| coster lady can dress decently upon
is as much a matter of dispute with
them as it is with us. But a gentle
man can obtain a suit of stylish cut,
with copious “pearl} 7 ” buttons of
horseshoe shape, for the sum of 30
shillings, which may be paid in
monthly installments. — London
News.
The End of a Stage Fight.
Mr. Lyall Swete is a yonng Eng
lish actor, but bis exceptional
height proved on a certain occasion
he is not likely to forget rather a
disadvantage. It was during his
apprenticeship to the stage, when
he was playing a villain in a melo
drama, says London Answers.
The company gave a show in a ti
ny theater with a particularly nar
row stage. The pit and gallery were
crowded, but only one quiet little
old gentleman was to be seen in the
stalls. Mr. Swete made his first en
trance hurriedly and had his hat
knocked off by the front sky border.
The stage manager, after consoling
him, added: “Work up the fight in
the last act. It ought to get three
calls at least.”
Mr. Swete worked it up, and when
the hero knocked him down, he did
a back fall, with his head toward
the audience. There was silence,
then a roar of laughter. Mr. Swete
was greatly puzzled till he heard the
soft voice of the quiet little stallite
murmuring gently, “Excuse me, sir,
but your hair is on fire I” So the vil
lain took his head out of the foot
lights, and the audience gave the
little old gentleman a round of ap
plause.
They Struck Oil.
Some time ago men drilling for
oil in Ohio sent a number of nitro
glycerin shells into the hole, one of
which exploded when it reached a
depth of 25 feet. There was a tre
mendous gush of oil, the flow being
so strong that the derrick was del
uged from top to bottom. Appar
ently here was the biggest well in
the history of the oil business, and
the firm which was doing the drill
ing naturally exulted at the pros
pect of a fortune..
But their joy was short lived. The
Buckeye Pipe Line company’s eight
inch pipe, through which 6,000 bar
rels of oil pass each day, suddenly
shut down. An investigation was
started, and before many hours it
was found that the new well had
been drilled close to the pipe, which
had been broken by the explosion,
and the oil, which, seemed to come
from the well, really came from
the pipe line. This ended the ca
reer of a “great spouter.”
Those famous little pills,DeWitt’s
Little Early Risers, compel your
liver and bowels to do their duty,
thus giving yon pure,rich blood to
recuperate your body. Are easy to
take. Never gripe.—Holtzclaw’s
drugstore. ' v
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e,
Needed a Boss.
Mrs. Suburbs—How are you get
ting along without a hired girl?
Mrs, Cities—Yery badly. I never
mid work .right unless I had some
over me “
The grape has more sugar in .it
than any other fruit, nearly 15
parts in 100 being sugar. Tqe
peach has least, only 1£ per cent.
Stop ? lie Cough and TVort off tlie Cold.
Laxitive Bromo-Quinine Tablets
cure a cold in one day. No Cure,:
No Pay. Price 25 cents.
c. • - * It
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T6is signature is on every box of the genuine
Laxative Bromo=Qumine Tablets
the remedy that cures a cold In one
TRIAL TREATMENT
Cures Blood Poison, Scrofula, Eczema,
Kheumatism and AU Blood Troubles.
The Botanic Blood Balm (B.B.B.) treat
ment for impure blood and skin diseases
is now recognized as a sure and certain
cure for the most advanced stages of can
cer, eating sores, eczema,- itcbi» g, skin
humors, scabs or scales, syphilitic blood
poison, scrofula, ulcers, persistent erup
tions, pimples, boils, aches and pains in
bones, joints or back, swolen glands, ris
ings and bumps on the skin, rheumatism
or catarrh, or any form of skin or blood
diseases. Men, women and childien are
being cured in every state by Botanic
Blood Balm for purifying the blood, and
expelling the germs and humors from
the entire system, leaving the skin free
from ernptions, and rosy with evidence
of pine, rich blood. No sufferer need
longer despair,—help is at hand,—no
matter how many discouragements you
may ba -1 e met with, Botanic Blood Balm
(B,B.B.) cures permanently aud quickly.
To satisfy the doubters, we will give to
any sufferer a trial treatment absolutely
free that they may test this wonderful
remedy. B.B.B. (Botanic Blood Balm)
is sold by all drug stores, with complete
directions for home tree, iment, for $1.00
per large bottle, i cr free trial treat
ment, address Blood Balm Co., 8 Mitch
ell Street, Atlanta, Ga., and Trial .Treat
ment will be sent at once. Write to-day.
Describe trouble, and free medical ad
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PENKSYLVANIA PURE
EIGHT YEARS OBI*.
OLDSBA.KPE WILLIAMS.
Pour ful Quarts* of this Fine Old, Pnre
RYE WHISKEY ,
$3.50 ^paid-
We ship on approval in plain, sealed boxes,
■with no marks to indicate contents. When |you
receive it and test it, if it is not satisfactory,
return it at our expense and we wil return your
§3.50. We guarantee this brand to be
EIGHT YEARS OEI>. ;
Eight bottles for $6 50, express prepaid;
he if- —
12 bottfes for §9 50 express prepaid,
One gallon jug, express prepaid, S3 00;
2 gallon jug, express prepaid, §5 50.
No charge for boxing
We handle all the leading brands of Rye and
Bourben Whiskies aud will save you
50 Per Cent, on Your Purchases:
$500 REWARD!
We will pay the above reward for any
case of Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia, Sick
Headache, Indigestion, Constipation or
Costive ness we cannot cure with Liveri- 1 "viremake a speciasty of the Jug Trade,
ta, the up-to-date Lmle Livei rill, when . and all orders by Mail or Telgeraph will
the directions are strictly complied with, have our prompt attention: Special
They are puiely Vegetable and never fail; inducements eftered.
Kentucky Star Bourbon......
ElkridgeBourbon 40
Coon Hollow Bourbon
Mel wood Bure Bye
Monogram Bye 55
McBrayer Rye—
Baker’s A AAA....
O. O. P-(Old Oscar Pepper)—'. 65
Old Crow .
Fincher’s Golden W
Hoffman House Rye
Mount Vernon, 8 years old 100
Old Dillinger Rye, 10 years old,— 125
The above are only a few brands. .
Send for a catalogue.
All other goods by the gallon, such as Com
Whiskey, Peach and Apple Brandies, etc., sold
equally as low, irom §125 a gallon and upward
Quart,
Gallon.
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1 90
200
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225
240
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250
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350
[,.... 125
400
to give satisfaction. 25e. boxes contain
100 Pills, 10c. boxes contain 40 Pills, 5c.
boxes contain 15 Pilis. Beware of sub
stitutions and imitations. Sent by mail.
Stamps taken. Nebvita Medical Co.,
Cor. Clintok andjackson Its.,Chicago,111,
For sale by H. M. Holtzclaw, Druggist, Perry,Ga
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wlielp yon wonld’nt accept a
kitten as a substitute, even if
the dealer urges you.
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