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WEDNESDAY JULY 9, 1902.
THE GAINESVILLE NEWS
a liana Vonelf you "have Tc or a little
piece of bacon and the rind, togeth
er with a sliced onion and a tiny bit
of red pepper. Simmer for four or
five hours until perfectly soft, add
ing more water from time to time
as required. When nearly ready to
serve, pass the peas through a sieve
and add to the pulp enough stock,
water or milk to make a soup about
the consistency of cream. Thicken
slightly with a tablespoonful of
flour and one of butter cooked to
gether and made smooth by half a
cupful of the liquor before adding
to the pot. This thickening will
Did you come turecuy mpmc 1.1. . -
church ?
Johnny (aged six)—No, mamma.
You see, - the teacher told us about
cleanliness being next to godliness,
so after Sunday school some of us
boys went in swimming.—-Chicago
News.
Needless Precaution.
“Don’t move,” said the burglar,
showing his revolver, “and don't
make a noise, or Ill”—
“Say, you needn’t worry,” the
man whispered. “Tm just as anx
ious as you are not to have her
wake up until after you get’ away.”
—Chicago Record-Herald.
Glad of the Chance.
“Did the old man seem to hesi
tate when you asked him for Lau
ra ?”
“Not a bit, of it. He said the ca
terer and the florist owed him a lot
of money, and it would be a good
way to get even with them,”-—Cleve-
4r w>
r Fruit.
Its quality influences
the selling price.
-3* Profitable fruit
growing insured only
when enough actual
Constipation
MAKES
Biliousness, V
and Bad Complexions
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jo result. Then where’s your beauty
ie system in good order by taking
LfQNS LIVER PILLS
anoTONIC PELLETS
and good blood, good digestion and gcod healt!
the roses in your cheeks. Ramon’s Liver
V Tonic pellets gently assist nature. Free san
booklet at dealers, or write to
brown MFO. CO.
New York and
■BkyvN QreenevHle, .
Team
is in the fertilizer.
Neither quantity nor
good quality possible
without Potash^
=5^0 Write for our free books
gfyjjf giving details.
GERMAN KALI WORKS.
gXoL 93 Nassau St., New York City.
Attractive Dutch Screen.
A pretty screen for a country
house has a framework of dark oak,
with a few crossed bars in the pan
els, which are draped with green
mercerized cotton. At the top of
each panel is a bright colored pic
ture of Dutch life, the center one
being the familiar posters of Queen
Wilhelmina with the tulip that was
brought out at the time of bier coro
nation and the other two represen
tations of domestic scenes in Hol
land.
ALL OVER THE HOUSE.
The Way Now.
“Do you think she is going to
marry Lord De Broke ?”
“Very likely. I understand that
the expert aoeountant who has been
going over her father’s books has
reported very favorably to his lord-
ship.”—Boston Herald.
A Novel Tea Table.
A quaint tea table has been re
modeled by a Brooklyn woman from
an old round stand which has been
in the possession of her family for
many years. A shelf matching the
top was skillfully inserted half way
down the length. The wood being
much discolored and battered, the
table was treated to two coats of
white paint. A coat of enamel paint
finished the renovating process; and
the result is very satisfactory^
The liniment bottle and flannel strip are rism
familiar objects in nearly every household. pljgk
They are the weapons that have been used for
generations to fight old Rheumatism, and are 4 \
about as effective in the battle with this giant , j
disease as the blunderbuss oi our forefathers • *
would be in modern warfare. Wf
Rheumatism is caused, by an acid, sour , ^
condition oi the blood. It is filled with acrid, irritating matter that settle
in the joints, muscles and nerves, and liniments and oils nor nothin?
else applied externally can dislodge these gritty, corroding particles. The?
were.dep osited^ there by the blood andean be reached only through the blood
Rubbing with liniments sometimes relieve temporarily the aches an
pains, but these are only symptoms which are liable to return with even
change of the weather; the real disease lies deeper, the blood and systea
are infected. Rheumatism cannot be radically and permanently cures
until the blood has been purified, and no remedy does this so thorough!?
and promptly as S. S. S. It. neutralizes the acids and sends a stress
i— of rich, strong blood to the affected parts, which
Old Proverb Applied.
“I hear you call that runaway
auto of yours Circumstances. How
did you happen to give it such a
queer name?”
. “Because it’s something over
which I have no control.”—New
York World. ^ p
» ’ -
Bad Boy.
Teacher—Why did you do that ?
Pupil-^-Oh, jiist for ftin.
Teacher—But didn’t you know it
was against theirules ?
Pupil—Sure; that’s where the fun
of it came in.—Philadelphia Press.
No Wonder.
“That sign, ‘Closed. Taking
Stock,’ has been in that window for
more than a wqek.”
“Oh, that’s all right. The store
is closed. The constable is taking
the stock.”—Chicago American.
A Liberal Preacher.
Patience—Is your minister liber
al in his views ?
Patrick—Oh, yes; he often preach
es for two whole hours.—Yonkers
Statesman. ' .
: Fatted Goose Livers.
Consul Tourgee protests from
Bordeaux against calling the en
larged goose liver from which foie
de gras is made “diseased.” A fatted
goose liver, he says, is no more tfis*;
eased than the meat of an overfed
A LITTLE NONSENSE
How a Quiet Game of Pingpong Spoil*
■ ed a' "Sensation. :
“Listen, sister. I believe I hear
the voice of a man!” exclaimed
Principea as she tiptoed across the
room and placed her ear against the
elevator shaft.Miraposia joined her
aged spinster sister, ; and together
they heard these words, spoken in
dulcet tones, float up from the flat
below: •
“Ah, thirty love. Now let’s make
it forty love.”
“Horrors! Miraposia, do you
think they are speaking of oscula
tion?”
“Sister Principea, I am shocked
at your suggestion. The honor of
the building demands an investiga
tion. ■ Come.”
Together they stoically .stalked
down the stairway to the flat below.
The door was open, and Harold
McSwat bade them enter.
- '‘^We are having a delightful game
of pingpong. Miss Flatdweller has
just won the game. Will you join
us T* . -|- £ ■ t f- "
| The invitation was coldly de->
clined, andTthe spinsters sought the
seclusion of the apartments, crushed
that the vernacular of pingpong
had .jobbed them of a choice bit of
gossip.—Toledo Bee.
§* * ' •- " ■■ ■ ■ ■—
A Reasonable Request.
- That word BEST has a potent meaning, and you will m
it exemplified in every article purchased at this store Fork*
tance
Overdoing the Housekeeping.
Two women who sat behind us on
the train recently exchanged a few
brief opinions concerning the land
scape and then settled,down to the
more .congenial subject of Ihefr ipil
mediate friends.. “Yes,” remarked
one of them, “Jline’s a nice woman,
and her husband thinks the-sun
rises and sets right where she is,
but it doesn’t, worry her a mite if
her carpet has to stay down three
years at a stretch. Now, I just
about fly to pieces if I can’t get all
my housecleaning done right on
time.” It seems possible, however,
that the criticised Jane’s household
philosophy may have much to do
with her husband’s appreciation.
There are limes when the house
wifely virtues have to take a vaca
tion and when we do most for those
around us by ignoring some appar
ent duties. The woman who will
“just about fly to pieces” because
nonvital plans are deranged may
be a good -housekeeper, hut she is a
poor wife and mother.—Rural New
Yorker.
Where can you find a superior to these goods? No where
And there’s - V
kills, not necessarily suddenly,
but SURELY. It preys upon the
intellectual powers more than
we realize. . It consumes the
vitality faster than nature can
replenish it, and we cannot tell
just what moment a temporary
or complete aberration of the
mind wi ? ll* r esult. Headache and
pain should be promptly re
moved— bui properly. Many
pain cures arc more harmful
than the pain. Beware. If
you would be safe, take
the best and most satisfactory flour on the market Let t
you a sack, we know you’ll come back again
Other things are here in profusion—in fact, you can’
more complete line of
Miles’ ldlll i ilidt
“As a result of neuralgia I lost too
sight of my right eye, and the pain 1
have suffered is incomprehensible, be
ing obliged to take opiates almost con
tinually. A friend gave me one of Dr.
Miles’rain Pills and it promptly re
lieved me. I then purchased a box and
now my trouble is gone. They have
also cured my daughter of nervous
headache, and I heartily recommend
them to others.”—W. J. Corley. Bre-
raond, Texas.
Sold by Druggists. 25 Doses, 25c.
Dr. Miles Medical Co., Elkhart, Ind.
Split Pea Soup.
Split pea soup is one of the tast
iest, most nutritious and most eco
nomical of soups. Put a cupful of
the peas to soak over night in three
quarts of cold water, having first
washed them thoroughly. The next
mus- uuL.in. a sAUioc^n u. adJ
“Excuse me, sir; I can’t see a
thing. Will you oblige me by hold-
ing your ears closer to your head ?”
Applying the Rule.
Mamma—How is it, Johnny, that
scLonl?