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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY A XU
MIY
7, 1903.
Cbe Gainesville Hews*
INDUSTRIAL
Official Oraran City of Gainesville
Gainesville, Ga., Jan. 7, 1903.
Bulletin Bubbles.
(Philadelphia Bulletin.)
The busy express man says he
tsaunot express his leelings.
How is it that in running to get
warm we sometimes catch cold?
“Shakespeare never reDeats,”
for there will never be another
Shakespeare.*
The closet with a skeleton in it
cannot always be opened with a
Bkeleton key.
Old tunes linger in the street
organs longer than they do in the
memory.
The safe cracker does not al
ways feel safe when he is cracking
them.
Cured
At 70 of Heart DIs*
ease Contracted
During Civil W ar—
Veteran Grateful.
Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure
Effected Cure.
Coughi,
“ I was given up to die with
quick consumption. I then began
to use Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral. 1
improved at once, and am now in
perfect health.”—Chas. E. Hart
man, Gibbstown, N. Y.
It’s too risky, playing
with your cough.
The first thing you
know it will be down
deep in your lungs and
the play will be over. Be
gin early with Ayer’s
Cherry Pectoral and stop
the cough.
Three sizes: 25c., 50c., $1. All dresists.
Heart disease is curable, but t in people of
advanced age it does not readily lend itself
to ordinary treatment. There is, however,
hope for all sufferers in Dr. Miles’ Heart
Cure, which we know from watching hun
dreds of cases and from the letters cf grateful
sufferers, will cure where all else has failed.
It is not only a wonderful cure for weak and
diseased hearts, but it is a blood tonic, a reg
ulator of the heart’s action and the most
effective treatment ever formulated for im
proving the circulation of the blood.
“During the Civil war I contracted heart
disease, and in 1896, while living in the grand
old town of Lexington, Va^ I grew so much
worse, I left there with my wife to visit my
sister-in-law, Mrs. T. A. Kirby, at Roanoke,
Va. While I said nothing to anyone I never
expected to live to return to flie dear old
town. On reaching Jftrs. Kirby’s she insisted
I should try Dr. MffW Heart Cure. I pro
cured a few bottles of ft, aloe the Nervine
and Tonic. After using one or two bottles, I
could see no improvement and I despaired
of ever being better, hmt my faithful wife in
sisted on keeping it Bp, which I did. Im
provement soon began in earnest and I took
m all fifteen or sixteen bottles. I was re
stored to perfect health and while I am 70
years old, I . am comparatively a boy. You
sir, are a benefactor, and I cheerfully recom
mend Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure to suffering
humanity.”—J. L. Slaughter, Salem, Va.
All druggists sell and guarantee first bottle
Dr. Miles’ Remedies. Send for free book
on Nervous and Heart Diseases. Addres
Dr. Miles Medical C«l, Elkhart, Ind.
Consult your doctor. If he says take it,
then do as he says. If he tells you not
to take it, then don’t take it. He knows.
Leave It with him. We are willing.
J. C. AYER CO., Lowell, Mat*.
Customer—How much for coal
to day.
Dealer—Twelve dollars.
Customer—Why you quoted it
at seven yesterday.
Dealer—Yes, but I didn t t have
any then.
Catarrh Canno t Be Cured
with LOCAL APPLICATIONS, as they
cannot reach the seat of the disease
Catarrh is a blood or constitutional
disease, and in order to cure it you
must take internal remedies. Hall’s
Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and
acta directly on the blood and mucous
surfaces. Hall’s Catarrh Cure is not
a quack medicine. It was prescribed
by one of the best physicians in this
country for years and is a regular pre
scription. It is composed of the best
tonics known, combined with the best
blood purifiers, acting directly on the
mucous surfaces. The perfect combi
nation of thejiwo ingredients is what
produces such wounderful results in
curing Catarrh. Send for testimonials
free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO. Teledo, Ohio.
Sold by druggists, price 75c.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
A wave of disappointment seems
to have swept over Germany at
the prospect of a peaceful settle
ment of the Venezuelan affair.
Germany evidently wanted to “do
something”—raise a rukus, with
Great Britain as an ally and the
United States as an interested and
jealous onlooker.
George.—Jack, you gave me the
same book that you gave ms last
Christmas.
Jack—Shake, old man; so did
you.—Detroit Free Press.
“This bell,” said a well-mean
ing sexton, when showing the bel
fry of an interesting village
church to a party of visitors, “is
only rung iu case of a fire, a flood,
a visit from the Lord Bishop of
the diocese or any such calami
ties.”
KALOLA
Crystallized Mineral Water.
A combination of Crystals, con
taining the medicinal properties of
the waters of four Noted Mineral
Springs.
Guaranteed to cure Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, Stomach, Liver, Kidnev
and Bladder troubles, and to build
up the nerve centres.
“Take KALOLA six days, ar.d
eat anything you want.”
A teaspoonful dissolved in a
glass of water makes a delightful
and inexpensive morning aperient.
$ For sale at Drug Stores.
KALOLA COMPANY, SAVANNAH, GA.
V.
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Emperor Bill has long been ac
cused of playing to get Great Bri
tain to join his combination
against this country but as Great
Britain had much rather have the
good will of Uncle Sam than of
Kaiser Bill, there is little likeli
hood of success ever attending toe
latter’s efforts.
“Yes,” he said; regretfully, “I
am in a tight corner. My fiancee
is wild on the subject of germs
and microbes and she insists that
1 must choose between her and my
mustache. I’m to lose one or the
other.”
“Lose the mustache, my by.”
“That’s just the trouble. If
you ever saw me without it you’d
pity my haunting fear that, when
it’s gone, I’ll lose the girl too.
For Sale*
9 Jersey cow’s 1 Registered jersey bull,
2 wagons and harness 3 Buekshire sows,
Dairy aparatus, churn, cans, bottles,
and etc.
Apply to
Thomas M. Bell.
Miss Ascum—Wasn’t that Mr.
Bonds I saw you walking with last
night?
Miss Coy—Yes.
Mies Ascum—He’s a landed
freeholder of the county, isn’t he?
Miss Coy—Well—er—he isn’t
quite landed yet.
FBEGTO OUR READERS.
Botanic Blood Balm for tbe Blood.
If you suffer from ulcers, eczema,
scrofula, blood poison, cancer, eating
sores, itching skin, pimples, boils, bone
pains, swellings, rheumatism, catarrh,
or any blood or skin disease, we advise
you to take Botanic Blood Balm (B, B.
B.). Especially recommended for old,
obstinate, deep seated cases, cures
where all else fails, heals every sore,
makes the blood pure and rich, gives
the skin rich glows of health. Druggist,
$1 per large bottle. Sample sent free
by writing Blood Balm. Co., Atlan
ta, Ga. Describe trouble and free
medical adyice sent in sealed letter,
vledicine sent at once, prepaid.
For sale by M. C. Brown.
A ftp VAII WISP A great many people suffer through umor
Allt ivU SBS&C ance. They don’t know that for all infLm*
nation there is no remedy to equal 'Mexican Mustang Uulmeuu
Mrs. Langtray arrived in New
York from Europe last week, and
to the first newspaper reporter
for whom she talked she said:
“Really, I am glad to get back to
America. I know that almost
everyone says that, but with me
it is a fact. Do you know that
this is actually the only place 111
the world where I can say
‘Bully* and have the people under
stand just what I mean, and I’m
going to say it right now just for
luck. It’s just bully to get back
to America.” Now, isn’t she a
bully old girl?—Albany Herald,
an easy way
and a sure way to treat a case of Sore
Throat in order to kill disease germs
and insure healthy throat action is to
take half a glassfull of water put into
it a teaspoonful of
Mexican Mustang
Liniment
and with this gargle the throat at frequent intervals.
Then bathe the outside of the throat thoroughly with the lini- j
ment and after doing this pour some on a soft cloth and wrap/
around the neck. It is a POSITIVE CURE.
25c., 50c. and $1.00 a bottle.
IT Rif A V DC vnil have long been troubled with a running
El IVIAI DC IUU sore or ulcer. Treat it at once with Mexi-
•an Mustang Idiiuaent and you can depend upon a speedy cure.
Does All but Open the Tomb.
I am a great sufferer from fall and
winter colds, and until some one told
me of Cheney’s Expectorant, I could
find nothing to help me or enable me
to sleep at night. This expectorant
does it all.
M. Deidrich.
Milwaukee, Wis.
“But do you think he sta\ed; MONiJEV TO L,OA&
there?* *
“Well, I did hear that they
tried to put him out.”
“And did they not succeed?”
“No. According to iatest ac
counts they had not succeeded.**
“Why, how was that?’,
“Well, sonny, it was this way:
They couldn’t find a lawyer in the
place to draw up the papers!”
They have not gone to lynch
ing negros in Kansas, but in their
haste to pull off a lynching at
Pittsburg, on Christmas day, they
appear to have lynched the wrong
negro for shooting a policeman
While the innocent negro w’as be
ing lynched the guilty one made
good use of the opportunity to
flee.—Exchange.
The Standard Oil Co., has at
last secured control of the Beau
mont oil regions iu T;xae, and the
Jenning oil fields of Louisiana.
A murderer in Canada awaiting
execution insisted on a game of
ping-pong just preceding death,
and also for a view of the scaffold,
both of which wishes were grati
fied.
If you know Malaria, you certainly don’t
like it; If you know Ayer’s Malaria and
Ague Cure, you certainly do like it. «2Sb5
StB.
CtS.
Domestic Troubles”
It is exceptional to find a family
where there are no domestic ruptures
occasionally, but these can be lessened
by having Dr. King’s New Life Pills
around. Much trouble they save by
their great work in Stomach and Liver
troubles. They not only relieve you,
but cure, 25c. at M. C. Brown’s drug
store.
“What do you regard as the
best book of the year, Mr. Criti-
cus?”
“Well,” meditatively, “probab-
ably John D. Rockefeller’s bank
book.”
Wanted: To See and Figure with
any person who wants FIRE or LIFE
INSURANCE. I will esteem it a favor
if you will see me before taking out
any kind of policy. Respectfully,
GUY CLOPTON.
Third floor Hudson House Bldg.
We procure real estate loans for fo
years’ time, payable in installments&l|
7 per cent interest. Call and see ns.
DULLAP & PlCKBELL
Gainesville, Ga.
For a perfect lit goto
H. SA UN Dm
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Moved to Daniel Building, over Mrs. j
J. E. Jackson’s store
“The Artistic Tailor,’
Clothes cleaned and pressed ce
bort notice. Also
LADIES - SKIRTS
cleaneD and pressed
prompt a entior.
All work gi' f
C. A. DOZIER.
Real Estate and Insur-
ance Agent.
Office No. 1 State Bank. Building,
What Heaven Lacked.
Billy Saunders is a natural born
wit. He is in his eightieth year,
living here in New York, says the
New York Tribune, and is still
working at his trade, painting.
On a recent occasion Billy and
one or two of bis mates were beau-
tifyiug a lawyer’s office. The
younger partner, thinking to take
a “lise” out of Billy, said:
“I say, Billy, did you ever know
of a painter going to heaven?”
“Yes,” replied Billy, “I kuew of
Sell, exchange and rent all kinds c
eal estate. Have in hand anythin;
ou want in this line. Will make it
our interest whether you want to se
r buv.
Will insure your property against
loss by tire in old reliable and prompt
paying companies
S. C. Dunlap, Jr.
J. B. Teomp»J
Dunlap and Tionpj
INSURANCE AGENTS.
FIKE,
LFE, ACCIDENT ^
SURETY BONDS.
OFFICE
©UNLAP BL’DIN' f *
Phones 35.
one once.
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GOLDEN AGE
PURE OLD
LINCOLN CO.
WHISKEY
WE, THE DISTILLERS,
guarantee these goods to be
pure and 7 years old. None
better at any price. We
will ship in plain boxes to
any address, express pre
paid at the following dis
tiller’s prices:
5 Full Bottles v S3.45
IO Full Bottles, 6.55
12 Full Bottles, 7.90
15 Full Bottles, 9.70
Your money back if not as
represented. A sample H
pint by express prepaid,
for 50c in stamps.
AMERICAN SUPPLY CO., Distillers,
««S Main St., Memphis, Ten.
GOLDEN AGf
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GEORGIA
RAILROAD
For information as to |
Schedules and Ratos, both
PASSENGER and FRE1GB
Write to either of the n D< ^J
signed, you will receive p rC
reply and reliable inforiufttioD* I
C. C. McMillin, Gen’l Ag I
Dep’t. „ 4^1
A. G. Jackson, Geu’l. ^ a?s '
0. A. Dawson, S. A.
Augusta, Ga.
3. E. Magill, S. Y
Geu’l A S t. T.F.&P^*
Atlanta. G a *
W. W. Hardwick, W. C- ^ 1 J
Gen’l. Aft’t. '
Macon, Ga-
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W. M. McGovern, |
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G. A.
Augusta, Ga
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