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THE GAINESVILLE NEWS, WEDNESDAY SEPT. 9, 1902.
Constipation is nothing more
| than a clogging of the bowels
’ a r.(l nothing less than vital stag-
r at ion or death if not relieved.
]f every constipated sufferer
coul l realize that he is allowing
poisonous tilth to remain in his
system, he would soon get relief.
Constipation invites all kind of
contagion. Headaches, bilious
ness, colds and many other ail
ments disappear when consti
pated 1 mwels are relieved. Thed-
terd's Black-Draught thoroughly
cleans out the bowels in an easy
and natural manner without the
purging of calomel or other vio
lent cathartics.
Be sure that 3 7 ou get the origi
nal The d ford's Black-Draught,
made by The Chattanooga Medi
cine Co. Sold by all druggists in
■25 cent and $1.00 packages.
3forr.ni, Ark., 3Inr 2o, 1001.
Ifsnnot recommend Theoford’g Black-
Pranrhffoohiirhly. 1 keep it In myhonse
ali the tine and hare used Jt for the last
ten years. 1 never gave my children
any other laxative. I think 1 could
ncTer he «hle to work without It
on ncciuint of being troubled with
constipation. Your medicine Is
I all that keeps me up.
c. b. McFarland.
Suppository
A cure guaranteed If you use
UDY'8
PILE
D. Matt. Thompson, Supt. j
Graded Schools Statesville, N. C., writes : “ I can sty
tkr do a 1 t »u clai;a for then.” L'r. S. M. Devore,
Ear?r. Roci. V. Va., v rites : “ 'i her Rive UTiivcrstl ratia-
faciioa.” l>r. H. V. Met;. 11, ClarUsburg, Tcna., writes:
“la a pro.: i:e of 23 years, I lave fjuud no re mod y to I
Ijqnal Tor.'!.” T—cs, W Ckmts. Sample* Free, cold j
Uti. Mfl nriN RUDY, LANCASTER, PA.
pie.
ile by Dr. J. B. George. Ask for free sam-
m FRENCH FEMALE
PILLS.
ASirc, Certain* Relief for Suppressed Menstreatiow.
RlVtR KN1WH TO FAIL. Safe! Sure! Speedy! Satis-
!l • tuarar.teed or Money Refunded. Sent prepaid
top.03per box. Will send them on trial,to be paid for
Tier ic-red. Samples Free. If your druggist does not
h:ve t .-nl your criers to the j
UNIT'D MEo’CAL CO., BfR 74, Lancaster. Pa. f
ro:.v?
• Sold ir. Gainesville by Dr. J. B. George.
— “TAKE-
Kalola
shdays and eat anything you want.”
KALOLA,
'Crystallized Mineral Water),
Positively cures Stomach Troub-
jes , Constipation, Indigestion,
Dyspepsia, Kidney, Liver
an( l Bladder Troubles.
Price 50c and $1.00.
Kr Sale at Drug Stores.
Correspondence solicited, and samples
a **ea Co any address.
KALOLA company,
Savannah, Ga.
///1
best assorted stock ot
0c ^ i5 ’ bolts, Sasb Fasteners
Uc ^ anc ' general builders hard
are ] n North Georgia.
aie always glad to show
iReB ^ at We llaVe * If We don’t
; ° u ^here will be no kick
c °ming.
Palmour Hardware Co.
MEXICAN INDIAN MAIDENS.
^* ie y Take th.e Initiative In Love
-Affairs and Do tlie Courting.
The custom of Mexico requires the
Indian girl to do all the courting. She
is just as bashful as .the young swain
whom she wishes to fascinate, but she
has to take the initiative in love af
fairs. The young people meet only at
the feasts, and after slie ha3 got mildly
under the influence of the native beer
that is liberally consumed by all she
tries to attract his Attention by danc
ing before him in a clumsj 7 way up and
down on tlie same spot. But so bashful
is she that she persistently keeps her
back turned toward him. She may
also sit down near him and pull his
blanket and sing to him in a gentle,
low voice a simple love song, such as
“Beautiful man to be sure.” If occa
sion requires, the parents of the girl
may say to the parents of the boy,
“Our daughter wants to marry your
son.” Then they send the girl to the
boy’s home that tlie young people may
become acquainted. For two or three
days perhaps they do not speak to each
other, but finally slie playfully begins
to throw pebbles at him. If he does
not return them she understands that
he does not care for her. If he throw's
them back at her she knows that she
has won him. She lets her blanket
drop and runs off into the woods, and
lie is not long in following her.—Carl
Lumholtz in “Unknown Mexico.”
Chnnge of Air.
The quasi miraculous benefits which
are associated with change of air in the
popular belief are in reality derived
when they accrue from change of en
vironment, qua change M)f habits of
life. In a great many instances the
measure of benefit obtainable would be
as effectually secured, and at much
less expense, by mere change of habits,
without the fatigue and inconvenience
of change of domicile. The over
wrought city clerk might advantageous-
iy take to driving a cab, while the
cabman would find it a relief to dis
charge for a time the functions of care
taker of a deserted house. Many an
overworked physician would experi
ence a distinct improvement were he
to qualify as chauffeur, with no other
object in view than to cover space, and
there are few domestic servants whose
health would not be sensibly modified
by a brief experience as milkmaid or
gleaner should tlie season lend itself to
that pursuit. The “literary gent,”
whose brain is sterile of new ideas,
miglit recuperate his energies by
usurping the role of a sick man and
remaining in bed for a week or two.—
Medical Review.
A Syitlei* and a King.
On tlie ceiling of one of the rooms in
Snns Souci. the world renowned palace
of Frederick the Great in Frussia, is
tlie painting of a huge spider with its
web. The reason for this odd decora
tion is that one morning just as the
king was about to drink his usual
morning cup of chocolate in this room
he turned aside for something, and
when, a moment later, he took up the
cup he noticed a small spider had
fallen into it. Immediately upon giv
ing an order for a fresh cup a pistol
report was heard, and it was discov
ered that tlie cook liad shot himself.
The reason for this, it was later found
out. was that he had poisoned the
chocolate, and of course when a fresh
cup was ordered he supposed his
treachery had been discovered. It was
in remembrance of this narrow escape
that Frederick ordered a spiders web
to be painted on the ceiling.
A Consoled Willow.
“Yes,” said Coyote Jim, “we did
make a mistake once, stranger, but we
squared it up all right.”
“How was that?” asked the tender
foot.
“One day a feller come through
town.” explained the native, “riding
two ways for sundown, an’ somebody
veiled lie was a hoss fhief. In course
we rounded him up an’ strung him
afore we found he'd only stole a
clotheshorse from his wife to trade for
lieker. But we held a meetin’ right
after, an’ tlie widder got our washin’
for the next year, so slie never lost
nothin’ by it. an’ she got. her clothes-
horse back too!”—Cincinnati Commer
cial Tribune.
Harry to Olive.
Tess—Harry Goodjey is engaged to
Olive Soberle. You’ve heard of it, of
course?
Jess—No! The idea! I thought she
was too much wrapped up in her tem
perance work to bother with matri
mony.
Tess—It seems not By the way, her
sngagement ring is quite appropriately
inscribed, the very essence of temper-
ance—“H2 O.”—Philadelphia Press.
Experienced.
“What is the first thing to be done in
case of fire?” asked the professor.
“Sue the insurance company,”
promptly answered the boy at the foot
of the class, whose father had been
burned out once or twice and appeared
to have made a good thing of it.
is a perfect liquid laxative, and is unequalled for in di
gestion, headache, loss of appetite, and all other con
ditions resulting from a derangement from the stom
ach and bowels. It promptly relieves all constipation
and removes all impurities from
cents a bottle at all drugstores.
Mozley’s Lemon Hot Drops immediately cures
coughs, colds, sore throat and bronchitis. 25 cents
per bottle.
^ THE oest toilet soap for 25 cents
box, ever sold—at M. C. Brown’s.
the system. Fifty
LEMON
HOT
DROPS
MOZLEY’S
LEMON
ELIXIR
Her Ideal.
Slimpurse—You say you are not in
love with any one else, but you are in
love with an ideal. Perhaps I can in
time approach that ideal.
Miss Beauti (regretfully)—I’m afraid
not. He is character in a fairy story.
Everything he touched turned to gold.
Value Wanted.
Fashionable Patient—This bill is ex
orbitant.
Doctor—But, my dear sir—
Fashionable Patient—Not a woru.
sir. Either cut it in two or find some
thing else the matter with me.
When you make wishes it is a sign
vo;i are not getting what you want.—
Atchison Globe.
It Saved His Leg.
P. A. Danforth of LaGrange, Ga.,
suffered for six months with a fright
ful running sore on his leg, but writes
that Bucklen's Arnica Salve wholly
cured it in five days. For Ulcers,
Wounds, Piles, it’s the best salve in the
world. Cure guaranteed. Only 25 cts.
Sold by M. C BROWN aud DR.‘ J. B.
GEORGE, Druggists. \ ^
A Busy Day.
“Ebenezer, dear,” cried the wife of
the kindly old capitalist as he slouched
heavily homeward in the dusk, with
his toil worn hands begrimed with gold
dust and his back bowed by heavy and
laborious calculation, “hurry now and
water the stock and'then come in, dear,
and we’ll sit down cozily and cut cou
pons.”
“And glad I will be to rest,” sighed
he. “I’ve been shearing lambs all day.
Dum this life! Dodgast it anyway! I
got half a notion to sell out and move
away, I’m that tired out.”
Ah, life is a hard problem.
TELLING TREES’ AGES.
Only Accurate Way Is Said to Be l»y
Girth Measurement.
“The only accurate way to estimate
a tree’s age is by the measurement of
Its girth,” said a botanist. “The count
ing of the rings of oxogenous trees can
only be applied to such as are cut
down in their prime, for these trees,
when they begin to die, cease to a£d
their yearly rings. Girth measurement
is the only safe guide to the age of
trees.
“Hence all over the world botanists
have now for some years been meas
uring trees of known and unknown
age, compiling thus a volume of sta
tistics that will become more and more-
valuable as it increases in size.
“The yew is the longest lived ol
trees. Three feet a century, our statis
tics show, is its normal growth. Ac
cording to this rule, the Fortingal yew
of Scotland, which was fifty-six feet in
girth in 1709, must have lived over
1,800 years. The Tisbury yew, in Dor
setshire, is thirty-seven feet in girth
and should be, therefore, 1,200 years
old.
“There is a table of the age of oaks
that differs from this. It is not a very
satisfactory table, but it was compiled
from trees of known age, and there
fore it is statistically very valuable
According to it, a 40-year-old oak had
a circumference of 8 feet; 83 years.
12 feet; 100 years, 18 feet; 200 years.
20 feet; 250 years, 27 feet; 300 years.
33 feet.”—Philadelphia Record.
Her Superstition.
“Are you superstitious?”
“Not in the least.” answered Mias
Giggins. “I used to be. but, do you
know, I found that whenever I got to
believing in signs I had bad luck.”—
Exchange.
For a perfect lit go to
C. H. SAUNDERS
Moved to Daniel Building, over Mrs.
J. E. Jackson’s store
“The Artistic Tailor.’
Clothes cleaned and pressed cn
short notice. Also
LADIES - SKIRTS
cleaned and pressed All work given
p.ou t a tentior.
R. SMITH,
Real Estate &. Renting' Agt.
Gainf.svillk, Ga.
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ATLANTA, GA.
A POPULAR PLACE
Tc Tolrn TT Tn y*yi Rtoro FIRST DOOR ABOVE PALMOUR
.Lb O UJLII1 XI. X UI Ilt?i b OLUI tJ, HARDWARE COMPANY,
where is to be found all the latest and
best dry goods, dress goods, laces,
ribbons, embroideries, notions
of all kinds, etc., etc.
A SUPERB LINE OF STYLISH CLOTHING, made by the best clothing manufacturers is of
fered the men and boys of Gainesville and vicinity. We guarantee you good goods and a per
fect fit. Our clothing looks well and wears well.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT GOOD SHOES'ARE and will let us fit a pair on your feet, you will
never regret buying them at John Turner’s. We carry the best line of shoes on the market,
and our prices are always right.
WE CANNOT MENTION EVERYTHING we carry in the Gent’s Furnishings line—suffice it to
gJjPjjt say your wants can he attended to here.
MILLINERY ! MILLINERY! Don’t forget our millinery. We have an up-to-date assortment
of Trimmed Hats, all the popular styles and patterns, at popular prices. Inspect our line before,
making your purchases.
NOW- WHEN IT COMES D0W T N TO GROCERIES, we don’t have to say anything about this;
line, for our many customers for the several years we have been in business in Gainesville will
testify to their freshness, goodness and up-to dateness.
We carry a complete line of everything to
be found in a first-class store, and we are
catering to the best trade in Gainesville
and surrounding country. Come to see
us and let us have a share of your busi
ness.
JOHN H
GAINESVILLE,
.TURNER,
-- GEORGIA.