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The Fox fund the Stork. A fox one day invited a stork to din ner, but proyided for tbe entertainment only the first; course, soap. Tibis being in a shallow dish, of course the fox lap- I>ed it up readily, but the stork, by means of his long bill, was unable to gain a mouthful. -^HI§ ' .“You do. not seein fond of soup, 5 ’ said the. fox, concealing a smile in bis napkin. “Now, it; is one of my greatest weaknesses.”’ “You certainly jseem to projttct your self outside of a large quantity, ” said the stork, rising with some dignity and and about which such tender and holy recollections; cluster as that .of.” hfoTHER”-—she who watched over our helpless infancy and guid ed our first tottering step. Yet the life of every Expectant Moth er is beset with danger and all ef fort should be made to avoid it. mm «» ■ so assists nature Mothers n • \,m- the Expectant Lf| OH II Mother is ena- JT I - I K II11 bled to look for- ■ ■ ward without dread f suffering or gloomy fore bodings, to the hour when she experiences the Joy of Motherhood. Its use insures safety to the lives of both Mother and Child, and she is found stronger after than before confinement^r-in short, it “makes .Childbirth natural and easy,” as so many haye said. Don’t be persuaded to use anything but . Tne misuse • of the"title : pro fessor,” when it is applied indis criminately to musicians in gen eral,; finds-an am-using example in the’ following story, credited to Bamknaster Sousa, and printed in “The Musical Age: ” Some years ago Sousa was lead ing a band at a small country fes tival. The advent of the band had been awaited with intense in terest by the audience,, and when they arrived the bandsmen were quickly surrounded by a surging crowd which hemmed them in so that it was difficult for them to keep on playing. Sousa appealed to one of the committee toheep the crowd away, and said that unless his men had more room they could not play. The committeeman ahook his hand warmly, and turning to. the assem bled multitude bawled out: ‘‘Gentlemen, step hack and give the purfessers purfessers a chance to play!” ^ ^ To determine if milk has been adulterated stick a bright steel knitting needle, into the liquid and then draw it out. If the milk cliDgs to the needle and drops 9lowly from the end it is pure, but if the liquid runs off quickly the milk has been mixed with water. WE. ARE ASSERTING IN THE COURTS OUR RIGHT TO THE N EXCLUSIVE USE OF THE WORD “ CASTORIA,” AND PIS “PITCHER’S CASTORIA,” as our trade mark. 7, DR. SAMUEL PITCHER, of jByaiinis, Massachusetts, was the originator of “PITCHER’S CASTOR1A,” the same that has home and does now on ever U hear the facsimile signature of wrapper. Thisis. the original “PITCHER’S CASTORIA,’* which has been used in the homes of the Mothers of America far over thirtg years. LOOK CAREFULLY st the wrapper and see that it is the kind you have always bought SZf&L on 1 and has the signature of wrap per. No one has authority from me to.use my name ex- | eept The Centaur Compmy of which Chas. IL Fletcher is President: - /? e&'sJ CURE CONSTIPATION ALL ™ DRUGGISTS ion. Cascwt ts are the Ideal Lax*- i cause easy natural result*. Sam- r examining his watch with considera ble empressemaat, ‘‘hut I have an appoint ment at 8 o'clock, which I had forgot ten. I mnsii; ask to be excused. Auze- volr. By the way, dine with me tomor row.” The fox assented, arrived at the ap pointed time, but found, as he folly ex pected, nothing on the,table but a, Bin- Mistaken Intentions. Miss de Richeley, ( anticipating) —-“It is useless, inamma, for Mr. Prosey to come here so often. I can never be more than a sister to him.” Mrs.Widow de RicheleyV (drvly) —“I fear, my dear, that it will be impossible for you to be a sister to your mother’s second husband.” —Judge. - ' Anything For a Quiet Life. Aunt—“Well, Bobby,, what do you want to be when you grow up?” gie lorg necked bottle, containing olives, which the ntork was complacent ly extracting by the aid of his long MIL “Why, you do not seem to eat any thing.” said the stork with great nai vete when !!ie hail finished the bottle. “No,” said the fox significantly, “I am waiting far the second course. ” ‘‘What :ls -that?*’ asked the stork blandly. “Stork stuffed with olives,” shrieked the fox in a very pronounced manner and instantly dispatched him. MoraL—True hospitality obliges the host to sacrifice himself for his guests. —Bret Harte’s “ASsop Improved.” discipline,)-r-“An orphan Bits. -v . About the Size of It. Teacher.—“What, is a trian?” Johnny Squanch.—“A that gets run over . by a t ma’am.”—Judge. Do not endanger the life of your child by accepting a cheapsubstitutedwhich some druggist may offer you (because he makes a few more pennies on it), the in gredients of which even he does not know. “The Kind You Have Always Bought” Dig down to the cause of your sick ness, if you. want to get well and stay well. Most likely it r s indigestion. The irritating poisons of fermenting, putrd food, left the stomach by indigestion, cause headache, neuralgia, nervous ness, dizziness, stomachache, nausea, irritability and all the other wellknown symptoms of indigestion. They also cause many pains and disorders which are often laid to other causes and hence are not easily cured. But as soon as the poisons are removed all these symptoms and disorders dis appear, because there is nothing left to cause them. Nothing succeeds in this like Shaker Digestive Cordial, ber- cause it prevents the undigested food from fermenting in the stomach* and helps the stomach to digest its food. - Sold by druggists, price 10 cents to $1.00 per bottle. “ My wife suffered more in ten min utes with either of her other two chil dren than she did altogether with her last, having previously used four bot tles of ‘Mother’s Friend.’ It is a blessing to any one expecting to be come a MOTHER,” says a customer. Hxndkbson Dais, Carmi,. Illinois. Miraculous; Benefit RECEIVED FROM Dr. Miles 9 New Heart Cure. BEARS THE FAG-SIMILE SIGNATURE OF A. Brazilian doctor, who has been experimenting with coffee as a cure for anemia, says that he has brought abont some remarka ble cures. He requires his pa tients to drink weak coffee exclus ively, also ordering them to take baths in a decoction of coffee. Why Not? Little Clarence—“The Emperor of Russia is the Czar, isn’t he, pa?” ITCHINGfILES SWAYNE’S - mmmmr Little Clarence—-“Then what’s the matter with his children being Czardiiie8?”r—Pttok. Gainesville A Life Saved. Marvelous cures of throat and lung affections are made daily by Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup. Miss Annie Swan, Petersburg, Va., writes: “My brother was attacked by a bad cough and cold, and it was thought he had consump tion. Dr. Bull’s Cough Syrup was used, and to our great surprise it made him well and hearty. There is no better cure in -the world than this Syrup.” Dr. Bull's' Cough Syrup is sold everywhere for 25 cents. yaU P. BABCOCK, of Avoca, N Y., a veteran of the 3rd N. Y. Artillery and for thirty years of the Babcock & Munsel Carriage Co., of Auburn, says: “I write to express my gratitude forthemirac- lous benefit received from Dr. Miles* Heart Cure. I suffered foryears, as resultof army life, from sciatica which affected my heart in the worst form, mj limbs swelled from the ankles up. Ibloated untill was unable to button my clothing; had sharp pains about the heart, smothering spells and shortage of breath. For three months I was unable to lie down, and all the sleep I got was in an arm chair. I was treated by the best doctors but gradually grew worse. Abont a year ago I commenced taking Dr. Miles* New Heart Cure and ft saved my life as if by a miracle.” Dr. Miles’ Remedies are sold by all drug- gists under a positive guarantee, first bottle KHfifiHL benefits or money re- B?f n .toro^ji funded. Book on dis- Mp r ,, eases of the heart and nerves free. Address, ■HBfeMBMIHHi * PR. MILES MEDICAL OO., Elkhart, Xnd. ^SWAYNE’S £3^ moinmungr** The Gainesville Transfer Com pany issues the following tick ets which will be sold at "the rate of 28 tick ets for $1.00. 5 cents fsn | tc Belle trains, ; both morning I and evening, ^ until further i notice. The young fellow who worries exceedingly in fear that he cannot find a wife, or rather a girl whom he wants to make his wife, who is a good cook, is usually the one who after the marriage fails to provide the wife in the case with anything to cook. Unbreakable mirrors are now being made by putting a coat of quicksilver on the back of a thin sheet of celluloid instead of on glass. DAY TRIP. SOUTHERN RAILWAY. The bladder was created for one pur pose, namely, a receptacle for tbe urine, and as such it is not liable to any form of disease except by one of two ways. The first wav is from im perfect action of the - kidneys. The second way is from careless local treat ment of other diseases. , CHIEF CAUSE. Unhealthy urine from unhealthy kidneys is the chief cause of bladder troubles. Papa—“So Emily stands at the head of her class in French?” Mamma—“Yes, she and another girl were exactly even in the written examinations, but it was decided that Emily shrugged her shoulders more correctly.”—Col- •lier’s Weekly. Wagon No. 1 will serve North Bradford and East Washington, also all terri tory between them, (L e. Green St., etc.) Wagon No. 2 will serve all territory south of East Washington to Summit Sk, and along Summit S&, to College Ave~ and along Athens St,, to Public Square. .WagoifcNoi. 3 will serve Athens St.*also.-both ride-of "Athens-Sk, beyond College Ave., and-from Summit to Chestnut St., including" Blast Highlands. . Wagon No. 4 will serve Main St., South Bradford and Maple Sts., down to Southern depot, also Chestnut and Line Sts., and section known as C. J. Finger settlement. Wagon No. 5 will serve Grove and West Broad Sts., also territory east of A. B. C. Dorsey down.to the C. J. Finger settlement. Wagon No. 6. will serve Oak St., to West Washington, thence along West Washington (including Findley St.) to.the Public Square. Letting Him Off Easy. . Father Muldoon—“Phwat is it Oi’m hearing, Clancy, abont yez having broken Rogan’s head lasbt noight—and the two of yez bosom friends for years?” - Clancy—“Oi was compelled to do ut, yure riverence, but out av consideration for-thot same fri’nd- ship Oi broke ut gently.”—Judge. It is said that the Eskimo alphabet has only five characters; that the language itself is not very difficult, but it is the only the Eskimo ever learns. So the womb, like the blad der, was created for one purpose, and if not doctored too much is not liable to weakness or disease, except in rare cases. /V V TV Sioo.oo In Gold given | f£ I) I | I away, by The Youths’ \,^JL^aJ Advocate, Nashville, Term, to the person -who nSvPtl Awsv will form the greatest VllVCll rlWuj. number of words from the name 3DRATJGHON. Send, before the con- When you want a Messenger Boy Fhone (02< It is situated hack of and very close to the bladder, therefore any pain, disease or inconvenience mani fested in the bladder or urinary pas sage is often, by mistake, attributed to female weakness or womb trouble of some, sort. one Charges, 10 cents for delivering messages, and 5 cants for reply to message, Within city limits. Kindly phone 102 your orders, and if you wish, we will ring yon up for your train, either day or night, in case you have a phone it j EL MOFFETT’S Little Book ol Valuable Information, FREE. The error is easily made and may be easily avoided. To find out correctly, set your urine aside for twenty four hours; a sediment or set tling indicates kidney or bladder trou ble. The mild and the extraordinar y effect of Dr. Kihner’s Swamp-Root, the great kidney, and bladder remedv is soon realized. If yon need a medicine you should have the best. At drug£ gists fifty cents and one dollar. You may have a sample bottle- and pam phlet, both sent free by mail. Mention The Georgia'Craeker and send your ad dress to Dr. Kilmer & Co.. Bingham-- ton, N. Y. The proprietors of this pa per guarantee the genuineness of this oiler. your residence.^ The Gainesville Telephone Company will have an operator who will remain on duty all night and protect our patrons from tbe in* convenience of missing trains. Respectfully, GAINESVILLE TRANSFER CO. The New York World Thrice-a-Week Edition. 48 pages aweek. 156 papers a year. For One Dollar. ' Published every alternate day ex cept Sunday. Georgia Railroad. STONE MOUNTAIN BOOT! Young WILL#**? imt# The Thrice-a-Week Edition of all “weekly’ * papers in size, fre quency of publication, and the freshness, accuracy and variety of its contents. It has all the merits It has all the merits of a great $6 daily -at the price of a dollar weekly. Its political news is prompt, complete, accu rate and impartial as all its read ers will testify. It is against the monopolies and for-the people. It prints the news of all the world, having special ebrrespon- Some revivalist has said that 80,000 Americans are going to hell, every year. An enthusiastic Democratic editor remarks that he does not doubt-it, as that many Republicans die every year. deuce; from all important news points on the globe. It has bril liant illustrations, stories by great authors, a capital humor page, complete markets, departments for the household and w omen’s work and other special departments of unusual interest. V • We offer tbis unequaled newspaper and The Georgia Cracker together one year for $1.50. The regular price of the two papers is $2.00. Owners! Use COE33 AULT’S GEOEeiABAILEOAD 'EMALE MEDIC Gives Rosy Che KITH, HEALTH and 1 To Woman. which they desire to sell, w2| please send descriptions and fPs ces, so'that such lands may - ----—J in the North PREPARED ONLY BY advertised Northwest. 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