The Georgia cracker. (Gainesville, GA.) 18??-1902, April 16, 1898, Image 2
Mines’ Heart Cure
Cures s Prominent Attorney.
M R. R. C. PHELPS, the leading pension
attorney of Belfast, N. Y., writes:
"I was discharged from the army on
account of ill health, and suffered from
heart trouble ever since. I frequently had
fainting and smothering spells. My form
was beat as a man of.60. I constantly wore
an overcoat, even in summer, for fear of
taking cold. X could not attend to my busi -
ness, My rest was broken by severe pains
about the heart and left shoulder. Three
years ago I commenced using Dr. Miles’
Heart Cure, notwithstanding I had used so
much patent medicine and taken drugs from
doctors for years without being helped. Dr.
Miles’ Heart Cure restored me to health. It
is truly a wonderful medicine and it affords
me much pleasure to recommend this rem
edy to everyone.”
Dr. Miles’ Itemedies
are sola by all drug
gists under a positive
guarantee, first- bottle
benefits or money re
funded. Book on dis
eases ol the heart and
nerves free. Address,
DR MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind.
Humorous.
Train up a hired girl m the way
she should go, and the first thing
you know she’s gone.
Never marry a girl who is not
industrious—you might want r*er
to support you some time.
Never marry a girl who thinks
she may learn to love you. A lit
tle learning is a dangerous thing.
Many a ball-room dress in cov
erj.ng a warm heart reaches it’s
Why.
Why do fashion’s leaders always
follow it?
Why should n’t a rope learn
something when it is taut?
Why isn’t a girl’s figure her for-,
tune instead of her face?
Why isn’t the false bang on a
lady’s forehead the deadlock.
Why does the college year have
its commencement at the end ?
Why is the editor who enjoys
good health always in a critical
condition?
Why do they say streams run
dry when everybody knows they
run wet when they do run?
Why isn’t the sound in a man’s
head when his wife hits him with
a broomstick a sort of marriage
ring?
Why h,' f y 11 dress that Wound
with Dr Xiohenor’s Antiseptic instead
of that old greasy salve or ointment?
It will prevent or remove infatuation
and soreness and ‘heal it much quicker
and is so much cleaner and more pleas
ant. Only 50 ets. a bo title by druggists,
"Was Not Always Late.
Old moneybags—“Mr De Stoole
you must be more punctual I
notice that you »re late getting to
the office nearly every morning.”
Mr. De Stoole—‘Wes, but, Mr.
Moneybags, did you notice how
punctual I am in going away from
the office every night?”—Punch.
Making a Distinction—Miss
Ga}‘enne had caused her partner a
great- deal efiaunoyance by forget
ting what h^r long suit was and
remaining c-bhvous to trump sig
nals. He mopped the perspiration
from his brow and ventured the.
observation: “I was under the
impression that you said you were
accustomed to playing whist.”
“Yes,” she answered, sweetly,
“I play it. I don’t work at it as
some people do.—Washington
Star.
He—“Darling, I must insist
upon having the day definitely
decided.”
She—“Then you’ll have to go
and ask my dressmaker.”—--New
York Journal.
limit.
No man ever carries a cane un
less he is a cripple; if not physi
cally, he is mentally.
Never strike a man below the
belt—unless you are aiming at his
pocket-book.
Never hang your head even if
you are guilt} 7 —the sheriff will at
tend to the hanging.
Never judge by appearances. The
girl with a sailor hat probably nev
er saw a row-boat.
Never marry for money, but al
ways for love. If a girl has mon
ey though, try to love her.
Never despise an ill-fitting coat-
curse the tailor.
Never judge the cigars a man
smokes by those he gives his
friends.
Never make two bites of a cher
ry—you might cut a worm in half
Never threaten to kiss a pretty
girl—always beg her pardon after
wards. *
Never talk too much. A stiff
lower jaw is as useful as a stiff
upper lip.
Never wear tight corsets. If
you must be squeezed let some man
do it.
Never try to fence in a bow-
legged man—he always has an
open gait of his own.
“No,” said the rich old bachelor
“I never could find time to marry.”
“Weil,” replied the young woman
with the sharp tongue, “I am not
surprised to hear you say so. It
certainly would have taken a good
while to persuade any girl to have
you.”—New Orleans Times-Demo-
crat.
Liberia is the only more or less
civilized country where clocks are
almost entirely dispensed with.
The sun rises exactly at 6. a. m,
and sets at 6* p. m. throughout the
year, and is vertically overhead at
noon.
When the children have earache,
warm a few drops of Dr. J. H. AIcRean’s
Volcanic Oil Liniment on a teaspoon
and drop it into the ear. The effect
will be magical, it stops the pain in
stantly. Price 25c, 50c and $1 a bottle.
Mrs. Brown (after shopping)-—
“Mrs. Smith manages to get such
bargains, and so many of them.”
Brown—“Oh, well, I suppose mon
ey is no object with her.”—Puck.
Bacon.—I was down
to see
Neilor today.
Egbert.—How is he
getting
along?
“He appeared to be
making
money fas!?.”
“You dont say so.”
“Yes, he was nailing a
quarter
to the counter.”
VsikiaWe to Women.
Especially valuable to women is Browns’
Iron Bitters. Backache vanishes, headache
disappears, strength takes the place or
weakness, and the glow of health readily
comes to the pallid cheek when t-liis won
derful remedy is taken. For sickly children
or overworked men it has no equal. No home
should be without this famous remedy,
orowns' Iron Bitters is sold by all dealers.
Mrs. Nobles Case.
Mrs. Nobles, the murderer of
her husband, the ignorant old
woman whose case has become
one of the most famous in the
legal annals of Georgia, has left
the Biblr county jail for the state
penitentiary, the sentence of death
haying been commuted to life
imprisonment.
It is to be doubted whether the
state has inflicted a punishment
upon the old woman. In fact, it
may be said that it has not done
so. The closing years of her life
ought so be and no doubt will be
her happiest and easiest years.
The jail life she has led has pre
pared her for the penitentiary, so
that when she is given light work,
plenty to eat, comfortable clothes,
and kind treatment by her mas
ters, she will grow contented and
happy in her change of life. The
characters by whom she will be
surrounded, bad though they be,
are no worse than those whom she
was associated with in the days of
her freedom. To have turned her
out of prison a free woman would
have been to send her back to the
settlement from tvhich she came,
to associate with the Gus and
Mary Fambles class of people.
To place her in the penitentiary
is to have her depraved nature
controlled and directed in better
channels.
By sending Mrs. Nobles to the
penitentiary instead of punishing
her the state has blessed her. She
will be infinitely better off there
than in her old haunts and she
should be kept there to the end of
her days. There is some talk of a
pardon that may ere long be ex
tended her. To pardon Mrs. No
bles would be to turn the hog back
into the mire. It would be her
misfortune and it should not be
done.—Columbus Enquirer-Sun.
“What’s the matter” with givingyour
ho**se or mule a dose of Dr. Tichenor’s
Antiseptic when he has colic? It will
cure him and that is w T hat you want.
For sale by all druggists and by county
merchants. '
Fuddy: “Do you really think
that Baekers cares much for his
wife?”
Duddy: “Cares for her? He
dotes on her. Scores of times I’ve
known him to make faces for his
wife when she had to take nasty
medicine.
Prizes for Discoveries.
In former times great inventors
and great scientists often starved
while they plied their work.
There was little reward or profit
in making discoveries of value to
mankind. But m these days all
this is changed and the inventor
oftentimes becomes famous and
rich.
Recently, a very wealthy Swed
ish chemist named Alfred Noble,
died in Italy, leaving an estate of
over $2,000,000. His will pro
vided for five yearly prizes oi
$10,000 each. Prizes one, two
and three are to be awarded to the
persons making the most impor
tant discoveries in physics, chem
istry, physiology or medicine.
Prize four is to be given to the
person making the best literary
contribution upon the subject of
physiology or medicine, and prize
five is to be awarded to any per
son who has achieved the most or
done the best thing to the promo
tion of the cause of peace through
the world.
These prizes are open to any
person anywhere in the world,
and no doubt they will help to
secure many new and wonderful
discoveries. Perhaps some of our
ambitious boys and girls may
grow up to win them.
—Sykes: “If you can’t get any
of the American papers to print
your jokes, wfiv not mail them to j
ONE OF TWO
England?”
Scribbs:
“Id’cali tiia-. carry
ing a joke too tar."
iie bladder was erea
pose, namely, a reent
urine, and as such it j s
any form of disease exce
“Brusque is a great whist devo- two wa Js. rhe first w,
Tcr o 5 .,
b fL
tee, I believe.”
“Great? He is so fond of whist
that his wife never dares speak to
him.”—Chicago Record.
Wanted—Everybody and his wife to
go to his druggist and get a bottle of
Dr. Tichenors Antiseptic, the most
wonderful healing compound of the
nineteenth century. It preserves the
flesh, prevents inflamation or suppura
tion and heals like magic. Pleasant as
perfume and stainless as rose water.
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perfect action of h r
second way is from •
ment of other diseases.
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CHIKIf
sn
Unhealthy urine f ror
kidneys is the chief cav
troubles. So the womb,
der, was created for Oi
if not doctored too much
to weakness or disease, extent "
cases. It is situated back of \
close to the* bladder, tberef^. *
pain, disease or inconvti .
fested in the bladder or
a the
ir P°se. J
not
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You can always judge the wheels ! a •’Yte.w
m a man’s head- by the spokes some sort . The error is „ A*
that come from his mouth.
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A Peerless Liniment. •
As a pain destroyer and cure for
rheumatism, Salvation Oil is the peer
of all liniments. Mr. Wm. II. Brown,
proprietor of Striebinger House, Cleve
land, O., writes: “I suffered from
rheumatism for twelve years and my
last attack kept me in bed, unable to
walk. I used Salvation Oil and soon
was up and about. As a pain de
stroyer this liniment has no equal.”
Salvation Oil is sold everywhere for
25 cents. Try it and be convinced.
of the house.—“My
did you ever take a
Mistress
good man,
bath?”
Tramp.—“No mum, I never took
anything bigger’n a silver teapot.”
—Tit Bits.
Headache bad? Get Dr. Miles’ Pain Pills.
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Good looks are really more than skin
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liver be inactive, you haye a billious
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neys be affected, you have a pinched
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Strom 77.S. Journal of Ifeclicbii
Prof. W. H. Peeke, who
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Epilepsy, has without
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