The Georgia cracker. (Gainesville, GA.) 18??-1902, April 16, 1898, Image 2

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Mines’ Heart Cure Cures s Prominent Attorney. M R. R. C. PHELPS, the leading pension attorney of Belfast, N. Y., writes: "I was discharged from the army on account of ill health, and suffered from heart trouble ever since. I frequently had fainting and smothering spells. My form was beat as a man of.60. I constantly wore an overcoat, even in summer, for fear of taking cold. X could not attend to my busi - ness, My rest was broken by severe pains about the heart and left shoulder. Three years ago I commenced using Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure, notwithstanding I had used so much patent medicine and taken drugs from doctors for years without being helped. Dr. Miles’ Heart Cure restored me to health. It is truly a wonderful medicine and it affords me much pleasure to recommend this rem edy to everyone.” Dr. Miles’ Itemedies are sola by all drug gists under a positive guarantee, first- bottle benefits or money re funded. Book on dis eases ol the heart and nerves free. Address, DR MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind. Humorous. Train up a hired girl m the way she should go, and the first thing you know she’s gone. Never marry a girl who is not industrious—you might want r*er to support you some time. Never marry a girl who thinks she may learn to love you. A lit tle learning is a dangerous thing. Many a ball-room dress in cov erj.ng a warm heart reaches it’s Why. Why do fashion’s leaders always follow it? Why should n’t a rope learn something when it is taut? Why isn’t a girl’s figure her for-, tune instead of her face? Why isn’t the false bang on a lady’s forehead the deadlock. Why does the college year have its commencement at the end ? Why is the editor who enjoys good health always in a critical condition? Why do they say streams run dry when everybody knows they run wet when they do run? Why isn’t the sound in a man’s head when his wife hits him with a broomstick a sort of marriage ring? Why h,' f y 11 dress that Wound with Dr Xiohenor’s Antiseptic instead of that old greasy salve or ointment? It will prevent or remove infatuation and soreness and ‘heal it much quicker and is so much cleaner and more pleas ant. Only 50 ets. a bo title by druggists, "Was Not Always Late. Old moneybags—“Mr De Stoole you must be more punctual I notice that you »re late getting to the office nearly every morning.” Mr. De Stoole—‘Wes, but, Mr. Moneybags, did you notice how punctual I am in going away from the office every night?”—Punch. Making a Distinction—Miss Ga}‘enne had caused her partner a great- deal efiaunoyance by forget ting what h^r long suit was and remaining c-bhvous to trump sig nals. He mopped the perspiration from his brow and ventured the. observation: “I was under the impression that you said you were accustomed to playing whist.” “Yes,” she answered, sweetly, “I play it. I don’t work at it as some people do.—Washington Star. He—“Darling, I must insist upon having the day definitely decided.” She—“Then you’ll have to go and ask my dressmaker.”—--New York Journal. limit. No man ever carries a cane un less he is a cripple; if not physi cally, he is mentally. Never strike a man below the belt—unless you are aiming at his pocket-book. Never hang your head even if you are guilt} 7 —the sheriff will at tend to the hanging. Never judge by appearances. The girl with a sailor hat probably nev er saw a row-boat. Never marry for money, but al ways for love. If a girl has mon ey though, try to love her. Never despise an ill-fitting coat- curse the tailor. Never judge the cigars a man smokes by those he gives his friends. Never make two bites of a cher ry—you might cut a worm in half Never threaten to kiss a pretty girl—always beg her pardon after wards. * Never talk too much. A stiff lower jaw is as useful as a stiff upper lip. Never wear tight corsets. If you must be squeezed let some man do it. Never try to fence in a bow- legged man—he always has an open gait of his own. “No,” said the rich old bachelor “I never could find time to marry.” “Weil,” replied the young woman with the sharp tongue, “I am not surprised to hear you say so. It certainly would have taken a good while to persuade any girl to have you.”—New Orleans Times-Demo- crat. Liberia is the only more or less civilized country where clocks are almost entirely dispensed with. The sun rises exactly at 6. a. m, and sets at 6* p. m. throughout the year, and is vertically overhead at noon. When the children have earache, warm a few drops of Dr. J. H. AIcRean’s Volcanic Oil Liniment on a teaspoon and drop it into the ear. The effect will be magical, it stops the pain in stantly. Price 25c, 50c and $1 a bottle. Mrs. Brown (after shopping)-— “Mrs. Smith manages to get such bargains, and so many of them.” Brown—“Oh, well, I suppose mon ey is no object with her.”—Puck. Bacon.—I was down to see Neilor today. Egbert.—How is he getting along? “He appeared to be making money fas!?.” “You dont say so.” “Yes, he was nailing a quarter to the counter.” VsikiaWe to Women. Especially valuable to women is Browns’ Iron Bitters. Backache vanishes, headache disappears, strength takes the place or weakness, and the glow of health readily comes to the pallid cheek when t-liis won derful remedy is taken. For sickly children or overworked men it has no equal. No home should be without this famous remedy, orowns' Iron Bitters is sold by all dealers. Mrs. Nobles Case. Mrs. Nobles, the murderer of her husband, the ignorant old woman whose case has become one of the most famous in the legal annals of Georgia, has left the Biblr county jail for the state penitentiary, the sentence of death haying been commuted to life imprisonment. It is to be doubted whether the state has inflicted a punishment upon the old woman. In fact, it may be said that it has not done so. The closing years of her life ought so be and no doubt will be her happiest and easiest years. The jail life she has led has pre pared her for the penitentiary, so that when she is given light work, plenty to eat, comfortable clothes, and kind treatment by her mas ters, she will grow contented and happy in her change of life. The characters by whom she will be surrounded, bad though they be, are no worse than those whom she was associated with in the days of her freedom. To have turned her out of prison a free woman would have been to send her back to the settlement from tvhich she came, to associate with the Gus and Mary Fambles class of people. To place her in the penitentiary is to have her depraved nature controlled and directed in better channels. By sending Mrs. Nobles to the penitentiary instead of punishing her the state has blessed her. She will be infinitely better off there than in her old haunts and she should be kept there to the end of her days. There is some talk of a pardon that may ere long be ex tended her. To pardon Mrs. No bles would be to turn the hog back into the mire. It would be her misfortune and it should not be done.—Columbus Enquirer-Sun. “What’s the matter” with givingyour ho**se or mule a dose of Dr. Tichenor’s Antiseptic when he has colic? It will cure him and that is w T hat you want. For sale by all druggists and by county merchants. ' Fuddy: “Do you really think that Baekers cares much for his wife?” Duddy: “Cares for her? He dotes on her. Scores of times I’ve known him to make faces for his wife when she had to take nasty medicine. Prizes for Discoveries. In former times great inventors and great scientists often starved while they plied their work. There was little reward or profit in making discoveries of value to mankind. But m these days all this is changed and the inventor oftentimes becomes famous and rich. Recently, a very wealthy Swed ish chemist named Alfred Noble, died in Italy, leaving an estate of over $2,000,000. His will pro vided for five yearly prizes oi $10,000 each. Prizes one, two and three are to be awarded to the persons making the most impor tant discoveries in physics, chem istry, physiology or medicine. Prize four is to be given to the person making the best literary contribution upon the subject of physiology or medicine, and prize five is to be awarded to any per son who has achieved the most or done the best thing to the promo tion of the cause of peace through the world. These prizes are open to any person anywhere in the world, and no doubt they will help to secure many new and wonderful discoveries. Perhaps some of our ambitious boys and girls may grow up to win them. —Sykes: “If you can’t get any of the American papers to print your jokes, wfiv not mail them to j ONE OF TWO England?” Scribbs: “Id’cali tiia-. carry ing a joke too tar." iie bladder was erea pose, namely, a reent urine, and as such it j s any form of disease exce “Brusque is a great whist devo- two wa Js. rhe first w, Tcr o 5 ., b fL tee, I believe.” “Great? He is so fond of whist that his wife never dares speak to him.”—Chicago Record. Wanted—Everybody and his wife to go to his druggist and get a bottle of Dr. Tichenors Antiseptic, the most wonderful healing compound of the nineteenth century. It preserves the flesh, prevents inflamation or suppura tion and heals like magic. Pleasant as perfume and stainless as rose water. ^| Olu> perfect action of h r second way is from • ment of other diseases. ** s iOia] 1 CHIKIf sn Unhealthy urine f ror kidneys is the chief cav troubles. So the womb, der, was created for Oi if not doctored too much to weakness or disease, extent " cases. It is situated back of \ close to the* bladder, tberef^. * pain, disease or inconvti . fested in the bladder or a the ir P°se. J not 13 - ne * am -an-. You can always judge the wheels ! a •’Yte.w m a man’s head- by the spokes some sort . The error is „ A* that come from his mouth. tfaSbr i0 A Peerless Liniment. • As a pain destroyer and cure for rheumatism, Salvation Oil is the peer of all liniments. Mr. Wm. II. Brown, proprietor of Striebinger House, Cleve land, O., writes: “I suffered from rheumatism for twelve years and my last attack kept me in bed, unable to walk. I used Salvation Oil and soon was up and about. As a pain de stroyer this liniment has no equal.” Salvation Oil is sold everywhere for 25 cents. Try it and be convinced. of the house.—“My did you ever take a Mistress good man, bath?” Tramp.—“No mum, I never took anything bigger’n a silver teapot.” —Tit Bits. Headache bad? Get Dr. Miles’ Pain Pills. CASTORIA .and may be easily out correctly, set ycur ur : ... J/ "' 4 twenty four hours; a .se tling indicates kidney 1,1 For Infants and Children. The fac simile dgsature oi O- ’ IS 03 every wrapper. ‘Shall I not take mine ease in ruine inn ? r —Henky IV. T\ i ' A- £ Av -i-lj Meals < i ’ -in the r> -. Prompt i.em an-I }' *h. Cool, Itijoms. You pay only , hit 3*0a. 3- -jr.* >en* c Pie. The mild and qv effect of Dr. Kilmers S^mp-R^ I great kidney, ana bia. reffitA j a siedki iar. x soon realized. If you you should have t! g-ists flftv cents and ^ may have a sample hot phlet, both sent free i eeipt of three two-ceat * cost of postage on ti at v. The Georgia Craeke dress to Dr. Kilme • & C Bar ton, N. Y. The of r ,. per guarantee the genuineness of * ofier. M) 63V& I ■ '^3Lsa • ^1 rk • i a' Lon - ii V For Lucies :;cis Sitting Room and Toilet Conveniences are provided. a Cor. Peachtree end Marietta Sts. Xorcross Byilding. ATLANTA, GA. ~ TAK - r - LEVATCR - %■ FIFTH FLOOR- How to Dock Good. Good looks are really more than skin deep, depending entirely on a healthy condition of all the vital organs. If the liver be inactive, you haye a billious look; if your stomach be disordered, you have a dyspeptic look; if your kid neys be affected, you have a pinched look. Secure good health, and you will surely haye good looks. “Elec tric Bitters” is a good Alterative and Tonic. Acts directly on the stomach, liver and kidneys. Purfies the blood, cures pimples, blotches and boils, and gives a good complexion. Every bot tle guaranteed. Sold at M. C. Brown & Co’s drugstore. 50 cents per bottle. Strom 77.S. Journal of Ifeclicbii Prof. W. H. Peeke, who makes a specialty or Epilepsy, has without doubt treated and cur ed more cases than anj p living Physician; hi3 success is astonishing YVe have heard of cases of so years’ standing cured by RS him. He I 1111!^ A /if -i“ Lilli Lifer! ws*s> large bot> tie of h!9 absolute cure, free to any sufferers who may send their P. O. and Express address. We advise any one wishing a cure to address Pjrof.W. H* RSflEEi ?• D»# 4 Cedar St.« Hew York 50 YEARS' EXPERIENCE OTvFTCT.oI/b'T "XT-F 7.37- MTS United Confederate Vcienas. United Daughters of the ConfAraj, The Sons, and other OrgsnitsUrn, Jjl-OO a year. Two Sanr.pis?, Four ivs-teuvr* j S. A. CUNSMlNGHAIt Speciat. Reduction in Clubs Free tuition. We give one or more free set arships in every county in the U. S. Wnle i Will acceAwtofarUfii or can deposit money vn' until position \s secy-d fare paid. _ Jio vacation, ter ;it an: tl m Opr: ‘ ri sexes. Cheap board. Ssi free i’iustrated cstsp {Positions,,, Suaranteed Under- reasonable conditions .... Practical., oe 9 Bt4<s! ness .,„ c Hors© Owners! Use GOMBATTHT’S • ' Caustic Balsam Trade Marks Designs Copyrights &c. 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Respectfully, GAINESVILLE TRANSFER Dr Tichenor Antiseptic % For Man or Beast, for External and Internal Use. Heals « Wounds, Burns, Bruises, Scalds, Cuts, Sprains, Etc. Cures Colic, CraifiP 5 Cholera Morbus and Indigestion. \ : ' - FOR STOCK—Colic. Botts, Foot-Evil, Scratches, Wire Cuts, Etc. 13. Guaranteed to give Satisfaction—50c. a bottle. a-iyi«) Sherrouse Med. Co., Mfrs. and Props., New Orleans, *•