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Chronic Dyspepsia Cured.
dTw FTEE suffering for nearly thirty years
from dyspepsia, Mrs. H. EL Dugdale,
^ “ wife of a prominent business man of
Warsaw, N. Y., writes: “For 28 years, I was
a constant sufferer from dyspepsia and a
weak stomach. The lightest food produced
distress, causing severe pain and the forma*
tion of gas. NomatteV how careful of my
diet I suffered agonizing pain after eating.
I was treated by many physicians and tried
numerous remedies without permanent help.
Two years ago I began taking Dr. Miles*
Nerve and Liver Pills and Nervine. Within
a week I commenced improving, and per
sisting in the treatment I was soon able to
eat what I liked, with no evil effects
I keep them at hand and a single dose dispels
any old symptoms.**
Dr. Miles* Remedies V
are sold by all drug- HgV Mflnn**'
gists under a positive . ' -
guarantee, first bottle jg»(wGI”VinQ
benefits or money re- 5?, {Restores
funded. Book on dis- fedfl iinnHli
eases of the heart and -ji&p rf©»IX
nerves free. Address,
DP.. MILES MEDICAL CO., Elkhart, Ind.
■Left Handed Chicago.
There is a great prevalence of
left handedness in Chicago. This
is particularly noticeable in the
way the citizens of that metrop
olis enter a building. If a man
approaches a building where the
entrance consists of two swinging
doors, he will invariably reach out
with his left hand, pull open the
left hand door and make a wild
dash to get inside, running the risk
of collision with anybody who re
members that to go to the right is
the first law of navigation on land.
—New York World.
Nervous prostration is a term com
monly used to indicate a weakened and
debilitated state of the nervous system
and a vitiated condition of the blood.
Its symptoms are unusual nervousness
great irritability, and incapacity for
physical or mental labor,and i + is caused
by errors in diet or hygiene. Dr. J. H.
McLean's Strengthening Cordial and
Blood Purifier is recognized everywhere
even bv the medical profession, as a
superior remedy to counteract weak
ness of this character. Price 50c and
$1.00 a bottle. For sale bv M. C. Brown
A- Cc.
Vaccination laws are not en
forced in England. At Norwich,
with a population of over 100,000,
the vaccination officer’s fees this
3’ear amounted to about $40. He
receives 50 cents for each case.
The cost to the city has been $4
per child for the three years past.
Put Muzzles on the Ducks.
A baggage man on the Santa
Fe., who runs into Kansas City
from out in the west rn part of
Kansas, has lost lot of sleep, ft
is doubtful if he can ever catch up
with it. He leaves Hutchinson at
night and reaches Kansas City in
the morning. Nearly every night
he brings in his cars two or three
coops of live duck@- During the
night, when he has no baggage to
deliver at small stations, it has
been his habit and privilege to lie
down on an improvished couch and
doze. With the advent of the
ducks the dozing stopped. The
two or three coops of live domestic
ducks who could not understand
their strange environment, would
not permit of sleep. For many
nights, as he lay awake he planned
relief. He thought of strangling
the ducks or chloroforming them.
But neither experiment seemed
good. One night a bright idea
came to him. After he had put it
into execution the ducks were
silenced.
The next night he had too coops
| of unusually vociferous ducks. As
i soon as it came time to sleen he
*■
j wrenched a slat from one of the
| coops, reached in and pulled out a
duck. From his pocket he took a
small rubber band, which he slip
ped over the duck’s bill just back
of the nostrils. The ducks tried
to quack, but the rubber band,
while it stretched a little, would
not permit the duck to open its
mouth far enough to use its tongue.
Only a murmur came from it.
One by one the ducks were muz
zled. and the baggageman rested
comfortably.
The commission men were sur
prised next morning when they re
ceived a lot of ducks with rubber
bands around their bills, and when
th8 bands were removed the
shouts of protest from the ducts
were deafening.
Do you want a remedy for Fistula or
Foot Evil in stock? If so, use Dr. Tieh-
enor’s Antiseptic as directed, it will
cure it. For sale by drug-gists at 50c.
a bottle.
A commentary on the present
craze for military trappings for the
purpose of feminine adornment
may be found in the reply of a
young soldier at Chickamauga
whose sister wanted to make up a
box for the boys at the front and
asked him what she should send.
“Dear sister,” he wrote, “send me
safetypins. I’ve just met fifteen
new girls.’ ’
When you start out to "tackle*’the
finny tribe don't forget to take a bottle
of Dr. Tichenors Antiseptic. Nothing
equal to it for fin wounds, fish hook
wounds, bites and stings of insects and
it is no bad thing for “snake bite.”
Remember it cures colic also while you
wait about ten minutes. Any druggist
can sell it as fast as you can buy it.
Price 50c.
Are you in the habit of cutting your
self when you shave? Then you should
keep Dr. Tichenor’s Antiseptic conven
ient. ..It stjOps. bleeding, prevents sore
ness, rids your face of pimples and
heals cuts before you know it. Pleas
ant as perfume and cooling as a breeze
“from Greenland’s icy mountains.”
Sold by all druggists.
Uncle
Sam
Says
This is
America's
Greatest
Medicine.
It will
Sharpen
Your Appetite,
Purify and
Vitalize Your Blood, Overcome That
Tired Feeling. Get a bottle of
Hood’s Sarsaparilla and begin to
take it TODAY, and realize the great
good it is sure to do you.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Is America’s Greatest Medicine. All druggists.
The Reason For It
Men’s garments button toward
the right side and women’s gar
ments usually button toward the
left side. This custom dates to
the time when citizens were com
pelled to go about armed. When
a lady took a gentleman’s arm, she
usually walked on his left side,
'thus leaving his right arm free to
use his sword to defend her. Her
left arm was thus at liberty and
her garments buttoned from the
side opposite the gentleman’s
in order to suit it.—People’s
Friend.
Why?
Why isn’t thunder a sort of
weather report?
Why isn’t a sausage loving dog
a cannibal?
Why isn’t a man’s love for whis
key a still affection?
Why shouldn’t soldiers sleep on
their knapsacks?
Why isn’t a farm in Dakota
good grounds for divorce?
Why . doesn’t bathing cause a
person to get off the earth?
Why go to the ^Klondike when
our harbors are full of mines?
Why doesn’t a fly on a bald head
occupy a ticklish position?
Why isn’t the criminal who is
hand-cuffed by a policeman cop
per-fastened^
Why doesn’t some genius con
struct an airship, using May wheat
as the model?—Chicago News.
A persistent pain in the back is in
dicative of disorder in the kidneys.
Diceases in these organs are so rapid
anti deadly in their progress they
should net be neglected for a single
instant. Dr. J. H. McLean’s Liver and
Kidney Balm has an established repu
tation among medical men for curing
these diseases. It has in many cases
brought about relief and cure after
the attending physician has exhausted
his resources. Price £1.00 a bottle
For sale by M. C. Brown & Co.
How Old Is She Now?
Judge—Pardon me, madam,
what is v r »ur
L..d\—Oh, l**i me «*■<*, \\ hen J-
was first ilia red. I \\18. tnen I
lost mv and now more
than five years ha\ T e passed since I
married again -—Stn j k<>,n.
VS-Journal of
*rof. W. H. Pesko^
•£<Puepsy, has
doubt treated aadA? 1
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. . _ tie of Wa absolute cure, free to *** * • bet.
on the rice crop of Bengal, Madras may send their P. o. and ExureL«Xf rw *
we advise any one wishing a . a <3dre*.
and Burma for the season of 1897
by the director gnnnral of statis
tics is just rec'-ived, and shows the!
area placed under rice in each,
province to be substantially in ex
cess of that sown in J896, and also
larger than the average. In Ben
gal it is estimated to cover about
39,500,000 acres; in Burma, 5,-
500,000 acres.
With an apparatus called the
myopbone a French scientist
claims to have proved that the
nerves may live hours after the
death of the body.
Japan has one of the best engi
neering schools m the world and is
beginning, to manufacture credit
able electrical machinery.
Seekers after gold are often dis
appointed. Seekers after health take
Hood’s Sarsaparilla and find it meets
every expectation.
In the window of a Broadway
jeweler is displayed a unique and
expensive bit of patriotic fervor.
It is a United States flag, five by
three inches, made entirely of dia
monds, sapphires and garnets.
The union is a mass of sapphires,
on which repose forty-five large
diamonds. The stripes are made
of bands of garnets and diamonds
one quarter of an inch. Theeffe3t
is very pretty and attractive.
The Cymric, the largest freight
steamer afloat, can carry about
20,000 tons of dead weight. This
is about what 625 freight cars can
carry. This displacement of the
Cymric is 23,000 tons. She carries
thus about twenty twenty-thirds
of her weight.
A Timeiy Friend.
With perfect propriety may we call
that excellent remedy, Salvation Oik
a timely friend. This liniment rapidly
cures rheumatism, neuralgia and pains,
when other remedies fail. Mr. Jno.
M. Hall, Ashland, Ya., writes : “I
suffered with rheumatism in the ankle
and the muscles ‘connected therewith.
Salvation Oil at once relieved the sore
ness, reduced the swelling, and cured
the pain., No ether Iriiment that I ever
used did me so much good.”
There are some things yon can do
without but you can’t afford to risk
another day without a bottle of Dr.
Tichenor’s Antiseptic, the greatest
chemical discovery of the age. Heals
Cuts, Burns, Gun-shot Wounds, etc.,
quicker than anything. And don’t for
get that it cures Colic, toe, while you
wait about ten minutes. For further
information, apply to any one who has
given it fair trial.
Africana
TriismpHis
Over Olsease.
This matchless Blood Purifier
has never failed to cure the
worst case of blood disease
where the directions have been
faithfully carried out. We
are willing to undertake the
most desperate case w ith en
tire confidence that Africana
posses the matchless power to
cure.
Will you continue to suffer
With this Great
Remedy at your
very door?
Sold bv all Druggists.
OFFICIALLY rfEPRESENIS
United Confederate Veterans,
United Daughters oi the Confederacy,
The Sons, and other Organizations.
Si-00 a year. Two Samples, Fear Two-Cent Stamp*.
G. A. CUNNINGHAM.
Special Reduction’ in Clubs with tiiisPapet,
Today Japan imports cotton
principally from the United
States, but other centers of supply
are necessary, in view of the state
of advancement which cotton
spinning has reached here.
The Hot Springs of Arkansas.-
The Mountain-Locked Mira
cle of the Ozarks.
New Holland Springs.
Now open to summer visitors. 2,000
feet above the sea, among the hills of
the Blue Ridge Mounta ns. Best water
pure air, fine service. Hotel has been
renovated, refurnished and otherwise
improved. 55 miles northeast of At
lanta, on main line Southern railway
to Washington and New York. Rates
reasonable. For information write to
Alexander Nelson, Proprietor, Gaines
ville. Ga.
Kf 1 °^ E ari< ^ Rheumatism relieved
kby Dr. Miles’ Nerve Plasters.
The hot waters, the mountain air,
equable climate and the pine forests
make Hot Springs the most wonderful
health and pleasure resort in the world,
summer or winter. It is owned, en
dorsed and controlled by the U. S. Gov
ernment and has accomodations for all
classes The Arlington and Park ho
tels are open all summer.
Having an altitude of 1,000 feet it is
cool, safe and nearby refuge during the
heated term in the south.
For information concerning Hot
Springs address C. F. Cooley, Manager
Business Men's League, Hot Springs,
Ark.
For reduced excursion tickets and
particulars of the trip see local agent
or address W. A. Turk, Gen’i Pass. Agt.
Southern Ry., Washington, D. C. ~
There are in India alone three
million .high cast widows under
fifteen years old. In that country
if a girl is not married at ten or
twelve years of age her parents are
j loooked down upc-n. They are,
! consequently, given away in mar
riage as early as possible to men of
any age. ■ On the death of the hus
band the widow cannot marry
again and she gets little support
from her own relatives. Her fu
ture life is one of misery and des
titution.
Horse Owners! Use
GOMBATJLT’S •
Caustic
Balsam
A Safe Speedy and Positive Cora
Tilt* Safe**, Best BLISTER ever used. Takes
i mp place of all liniments for niiiil or severe action.
;samoves ill Bunches or Blemishes from Horses
-inu Vutfe. SUPERSEDES ALL CAUTERY
Os? FtImpossible to produce scar or blemish.
Every bottle sold is warranted to give satisfaction
I’.'.oe <5 3.50 per Uotiie. Sold by druggists, or
sent by exp.-ess. charges paid, with full directions
z-rr its u.-.a. Semi for descriptive circulars. ■,
? v ilX 1,A wr^.- iOE-WILLIAMS CO.. Cleveland r»-
. ■» .. e S
State of Ohio, City of Toledo, 1
Lucas County. f ss.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath that he
is the senior partner of the firm of F. J.
Cheney & Co., doing business in the
City of Toledo, County and State afore
said, and that said firm will pay the
sum of one hundred dollars for each
and every case of Catarrh that cannot
be cured by the use of Hall’s Catarrh
Cure. Frank J. Cheney.
Sworn to before me and subscribed
in my presence, this 6th day of Decem
ber, A. D. 1886.
(Seal) A. W. Gleason,
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken inter
nally and acts directly on the blood
and /mucous surfaces of the system.
Send for testimonials, free. *,
F. J. Cheney <& Co., Toledo, O.
Sold by Druggists 75c.
Hall’s Family Pills are the best.
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For Man or Beast, for External and Internal Use.
*
Heals Wounds, Burns, Bruises, Scalds, Cuts, Sprains, Etc!
cholera Morbus and Indigestion.
FOR STOCK—Colic, Botts, Foot-Evil, Scratches, Wire Cuts, Etc.
Guaranteed to give Satisfaction—50c. a bottl.e
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