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English as She is Writ.
Example of the progress made a
Japanese student:
A Japanese young man of edu
cation and social standing recoin ly
became a waiter in u Sro Fran
cisco club in orde’ to learn Eng
lish and mate a living, says The
New York Tribune. When lie
asked the steward for his wages
the latter cursed him and struck
him with a potato masher where
upon he wrote the following letter
to the club officials:
“Through all this affair I was
never offensive ; when I went tL re
Had Eeen A Private.
A number of Gen. Miles staff
tells.of an incident down atTam-
oa before the departure of the
troops for Santiago. He was
standing in tbeoffice of theTampa
Bav hotel one evening, dressed in
a plain busines* suit and smoking
a cigar, when a tall, raw-bone pri
vate from the fifth Maryland regi
ment strolled up to him and said :
‘ Say, partner, give us a light.”
The gentleman addressed put
his hand in his pocket, drew out a
silver case, took a match from it,
struck fire and handed it politely
to demand the money to which 1'to the soldier, who thanked,him
? iu entitled he unjustly enjoined and lighted a cigar,
me to get out; that is an unreal j The encounter was witnessed by
enable movement and cannot fail ; the porter of the hotel,who watch-
to hurt a mar’s feelings. What! i ed his chance and said to the sol-
Without being satisfied with that, |dier: “Who was the man that
insult made my blood boil and j gave you the match?”
veins burst with successive on- ! “I don’t know except that he is
slaught of ignominious swea*. My a gentle an,” returned the Mary-
returning was completely excus
able, for to be indiffere c to such
ignoble treatment denotes that
one L a strange- to the sense <*f
•and bey
“Well. I’ll tell you who he is,”
said the porter, “and you won’t
feel it so big when you know. It
honor; and so he ought to have (| w-; Gen Miles.’”
relished it wjwj’ abashed submis-
“The devil you say,” was the
sion. And what again ! The tongue, resp'ones as the soldier walked off
the countenance was not capable in chagrin. Awaiting an oppor-
enoug to wreak his savftge fury tunity he stepped up to the gen-
and then resorted to the final step j e *al vith a salute and said:
“General,! have to apologize for
of violence as though I was a
masBof call (callous?) insensible | what way have seemed to you an
to disgrace ana pa ; u.” j impertinence but I had never seen
j you before and you wore nothing
| to indicate your rank, so X took
j the liberty of addressingyou as I
WhF.t Scrofula Is.
Scroll? is a disease as old as an- [ -.you !d any stranger,and I hope you
tiquity. It bas been handed dow n for | i j me for it ’’
generations ..nd is the same today as in
early times. It is emphatically a
disease of the blood, and the only way
to cure it is by purifying the blood.
That !o jnd what Hood’s Sarsaparilla
does in every case where it is given a
faithful trial. I: eradicates all impur
ities from 1 ha blood, and cures the
sores, boils, phnplcs and all forms of
skin disease due to scrofula taints in
the biood. Hood's Sarsaparilla has
won the grateful praise of vast numbers
of people by it’s grand and complete
cure. Don’t all ow scrofula to deyelop
in your blood. Cure it at once by tak
ing Hood’s Sarsaparilla.
“Don’t let that worry you,”
said Gen. Miles, “I was a private
soldier once myself.”—Chicago
Record.
Professional People.
Life is fnll of trials—and
lawyers are glad of it.
A girl who poses for artists al
ways leads a model life.
The artist is not a success unt i
he can dr:, w a ch _ck on a bank.
A theatrical manager is always
£nown by the company he keeps, er.
Lawyers are men who wrork with
a will. Doctors often provide the
way.
Some doctors take life easy—
others take whatever they can.
It is not the dress that makes
the chorus girl—it’s the tights.
When a man pays a doctor’s
bill, he often wonders if life is
worth living.
The cut-rate druggist does his
best to bring sickness within
reach of all.
Fame has its disadvantages.
It never lets a man’s creditors get
off his trail.
A test case is one that is
brought to see how much the law
yers can make out it.
A dentist , is a man who pulls
people’s teeth. A lawyer is one
who pulls their legs.
Writers cramp is a very common
affliction; they are always
He Got the Mustard.
It was in the arniv. The boys
had a meal of beef that bad been
corned by a bath in a salt house
barrel. It was quite a treat. They
all thought so until one of the
party remarked, “A little mus
tard woaldu’t go bad.”
“That reminds me,”said aooth-
“You just wait a few min-
A quarter of an hour later he
returned and producing a screw
of paper he said : “Oh, yes! Here
is that mustard.”
“Where did you get it?” said
the others in chorus.
“Up at the surgeon’s. The sick
call you remember sounded as we
were talking about the mustard. It
occurred to me that a little mus
tard for my lame back would be
just the thing.”
But you haven’t got any lame
back.” “But I have got the mus
tard.”
A-f-r-i-c-a-n-a
The Wond-rful
Bi »»J Pond
Has restored thousands to HealJ
CHRONIC BLOOD DISEASE
They Were Gone.
I was troubled for years with rheu
matism and pain m my back and side.
After taking a few bottles of Hood’s
Sarsaparilla the pains were gone. I
have not had any trouble from rheu
matism since and can do my work with
out suffering as I formerly did.” Mrs.
A. E. J. Hunter, Craigsville, South
Carolina.
Are cured almost instantaneonai i
One bottle gives relief and twr j
three bottles frequently effect
permanent cure.
Don’t be a
“Doubting Thomas’
any longer, but try AFRICyy.
and get well and be a blessing J
your family and the world. 8
Sold by all Druggists.
A F R I C A N A CO.
Proprietors, Atlanta, Ga.
N. C. White & Sod,
cramped for n oney.
When it corses to make a long
story short, the editor’s blue pen
cil is strictly in it.
When doctors disagree, they
can always unite in attributing it
to heart failure.
HOOD’S Pills are the only pills to
take with Hood’s Pills.
The physician is the man who
recommends a change—and then
takes all you have.
Solved At Last
The Baltimore News recently
published the following from tne
Akron Beacon as an illustration
of perpetual motion:
The duck eats the worm.
The man eats the duck,
The worm eats the man,
The duck eats the worm.
The Philadelphia Record offers
the following amendment which i
has been accepted thus solving the
perpetual motion theory:
The man serves the Bc9s,
The Boss gets the swag, *
The swag buys the man,
The Boer gets the awag.
A Clever Trick.
It certainly looks like it, but there
is really no trutc about it. Anybody
can try it who has Lame Back and
Weak Kidneys*, Malaria or otht. ner
vous troubles.. We mean he came cure
himself right away by taking Electric
Bitters. This medicine tones up the
whole system, acts as a stimulant to
Liyer and Kidneys, is a blood purifier
and nerve tonic. It cures Constipation,
Headache, Fainting Spells, Sletp css-
ness and Melancholy. It is purely
vegetable, a mild laxative, and restores
the system to its natural vigor. Try
Electrir Bit tiers and be convinced that
they are a miracle worker. Every bot
tle guaranteed. Only 50c v. bottle at
M. C, Brown & Co’s, dru** store.
Homeopathists tell us that like
cures like—but they fail to suggest
a cure for dislike.
Doctors used a lance to bleed
their patients m olden times.
Now a lance is unnecassary.
The editor swears to the circu
lation of his paper and the adver
tisers do the rest of the swearing.
The criminal judge may be a
man of few words* but he isn’t
always a man of short sentences.
He—“You will some day regret
refusing me.”
She—“Really?”
He—“Really. If you live to be
an old maid you will regret this
chance, and it you marry some
fellow you will feel sure that I
would have be°n a better hus
band.”
PHOTOGRAPHERS,
Gainesville, Georgia.
SPECIAL ATTENTION
ENLARGING DEPARTMENT.
Northeast Side of Public Square.
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a'd a tk*nl«rs F.^ut. FF5E,
B.v •' • • i.;/ Y, M.D.
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For the ailments in the kidneys and
bladder incident to declining years
there is no remedy that produces such
immediate and satisfacsory results as
Dr. J. H. McLean's Liyer and Kidney
Balm. Its genial and invigorating ef
fect on the liver and kidneys is re
markable. Price 31.00 a bottle. For
sale by M. C. Brown & Co.
If some play-wrighta would vac
cinate their plays before putting
them on the stag ', they might
take.
Malaria is a malady the doctor
says you have got when he doesn’t
know what is the matter with you.
About two-thirds of a doctor bill
is for his trouble in guessing at
ymir complaint.
First Citizen—“The true pa
triot shored not grumble about
his war taxes.”
Second Citizen—“That’s right.
If he can’t shift them to some
body else he should pay them and
say nothing.”—Judge.
Dr. C. r4. Ryder
DENTIST.
Indu cements.
The following advertisement is
from a paper published in the
North of England:
“To Let—A houfie in Melville
street, situated imi ^diefely along
side of a line pjiim garden, from
.vhich an abundant supply of
•' irest delicioue fruit may be
iffolci. during the season. Rent
low. and the greater pert taken in
plums.”—Pearson’s.
What’s In A Name
A statesman had made his
appearance within the arena of
Nov Yo.k politics who calls him-!
e :If May Treble Puck or. (?ol‘onels i
Gnxu Ocater of Tenrissee, St*»ne;
Lhiv. era of Arkansas, and / v *
- . j A. 5S • ju. Li
in concluding that ho is sotie|
di-i » poIluCU I a Oif £ pr’ ; o
under a fake name.—St. Louis
Republic.
A Wond^r/nl Dlacovcrf.
The last quarter of a century record*
many wenderf” 1 discoveries in medicine,
fc~c none ti-a. have ac^o.'.yd’ hed more for
1 *i'.a-»!iv iiia 1 re „ ster’ing old nounjfcaid
r: mo l. ro-. ’i ’ Ti on Litters. It soeme to
contain the very elements of good health,
aid nejoier woman or hi] I ern take
it wiftiout cktiv-u^ the be "
Wonders Never Cease.
No one need suffer the tortures of
rheumatism, because that modem lini
ment, Salvation Oil, positively cures it.
“I was a great sufferer from sciatic
rheumatism, and the best of doctors
attended me without relief. I com
menced using Salvation Oil, and two
bottles helped me wonderfully. It
certainly has worked wonders with me.
Mrs E. J. Phelps, Box 28, Eniield,
Conn.” Salvation Oil is for sale by all
dealers for 25 cts. • Take no substitute.
Otmemacm of the Bloodi mmS JT<ervea.
No one need suffer with neuralgia. This
disease is quickly and permanently cured
by Browne* Iron Bitters. Every disease of
the blood, nerves and stomach, chronic
or otherwise, succumbs to Browns* Iron
Bitters. Known and used for nearly a
quarter of a century, it stands to-day fore
most among our most valued remedies.
Browns* Iron Bitters is sold bj all dealer*.
“I have noticed, Clara,” said
the fond father, “that young
Meanboy has spent a good deal of
time with you lately.”
His daughter sighed. “You are
right, dad,” she answered, “but
that is about all he has spent.”
New York Journal.
First-class Dental Work. Head
quarters tor best Tooth and
M • nth Preparations.
Gainesville,
Geo:gia
Georgia Railroad
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:*eic is sc a by al- declerr.
A waterphone is used in Mem
phis according to The Engineering
Record to det?.;, r eison who steal
thily or carelessly waste the city’s
supply of water. I nance tors at
tach the v'ateiphone to suspected
of flow, a: d £tx up all ni ht
WR-ching the indic< tio»is. 7 he
nex‘- d.^y m notice is sent tr tbe
persons at rauL, raT u g.ry ..r.
“Witness,” said the cross-exam
ining lawyer, “are yon willing to
swear that the prisoner was smok
ing a pipe at the time?”
“No, sir,” replied the witness,
‘•I never swear. But I am willing
to bet yon five pounds to a shill
ing that he was.’’—-London Punch.
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Passenger and Freight,
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