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THE GEORGIA CRACKER, SATURDAY, APRIL 13, 1901
Washington correspondence of the
New York World.
“What
Ailes.
“Anything, sab, anything?”
“W^bat state are you from?”
The applicant drew himself up
proudly and said, “Ise from the
first state in the Union, sab.’ 5
“Prom New York?”
“No, sah, from Alabama, 8ah. ,,
“But Alabama isn’t the first
state in the Union.”
“Alphabetically speakin’, sah,”
replied the negro, “alph helically
speakin’.”
Pretty t
Ghiidren
mine prospector, who was just fin
ishing* up His breakfast. After
spending some time in conversa
tion with him, I noticed some pie
ces of egg shell on the ground. To
my surprise a^d delight they were
the shells of the pheasant eggs
that I was so anxious to find. Not
supposing that he was interested
in mv branch of science, I men-
do?” asked
If you have It, you
know it. You
’ vlrif|j§®g^ now all
about the
heavy feeling
/ j in the stomach, the
^C/tormailon of gas, the
Vnausea, sick headache,
and general weakness of
the whole body.
You can’t have It a week
without your blood
being impure and your
nerves all exhausted.
There’s just one remedy
for you——
«we have three children. Before the
birth of the last one my wife used four bot
tles of MOTHER’S FRIEND. If you had the
pictures of our children, you could see at
a glance that the last one
is healthiest, prettiest and Za^V
finest-looking of them all. w
My wife thinks Mother’s
Friend is the greatest
and grandest
remedy in the (c
world for expect- HgB I!
ant mothers.”—
Written by a Ken-
tucky Attorney-at
was exceedingly anxious to find or
secure. Then he told me tha.t in
his wanderings up on the moun
tain that morning he had found a
nest containg the eggs, and finding
that they were fresh he had eaten
them, six iu all.
“Then it was my turn to talk,
and when I had told him that the
eggs were very rare and that I
would willingly pay $100 apiece
for them, he looked disgusted aoc
actually turned pale. He had been
having rather a hard run of luck
and felt very sorry, of course, that
hejhad, unawares, partaken of such
a high-priced breakfast. He
thought he might be able to find
another nest thereabouts, and of
fered to furnish me .six eggs of the
same species for a sum considera
bly less than $600, which offer I
accepted. We hunted together all
F y j C UII prevents nine-tenths of the
0 3 Lll El suffering incident to child-
UAA*^«ip xhe coming mother’s
disposition and temper remain unruffled
throughout the ordeal, because this relax
ing, penetrating liniment relieves the
usual distress. A good-natured mother
is pretty sure to have a good-natured child.
The patient is kept in a strong, healthy
condition, which the child also inherits.
Mother’s Friend takes a wife through the
crisis quickly and almost painlessly. II
assists in her rapid recovery, and wards
off the dangers that so often follow de-
There’s nothing new
about it. Your grand
parents took it. ’Twas
an old Sarsaparilla before
other sarsaparillas were
known. It made the word
“ Sarsaparilla ” famous
over the whole world.
There’s no.other sarsa
parilla like it. In age and
power to cure it’s “The
leader of them all.”
$1.00 a bottle. All druggists.
Ayer’s Pills cure constipation.
“After suffering terribly I was
induced to try your Sarsaparilla. I
took three bottles and now feel like
a new man. I would advise all my
f eHow creatures to try this medicine,
for it has stood the test of time ana
its curative power cannot be ex
celled.” I. D. Good,
Jan. 30,1899. 'Browntown, Va.
Write the Doeter»
It you have any complaint whatever
and desire the best medical advice you
can possibly receive, write the doctor
freely. Tou will receive a prompt re
ply, without cost. Address,.
Db. J. C. AYER, Lowell, Mass.
Sold by druggists for $1 a bottle.
THE BRADFIELD REGULATOR CO,
ATLANTA, GA.
Send for our free illustrated book written
expressly for expectah t- mothers.
friend had no tea, but said he
would send his sou to borrow some
from a neighbor. The wife put a
ppt of water on the fire to boil.
The son did not return, and sev
eral times it became necessary to
add cold water to that boiling in
the pot. Finally the wife said:
‘Inasmuch as the tea does not
seem to be forthcoming, perhaps
you had better offer your guest a
bath.’ ”
week but to no purpose. Three
months later I made a similar
find myself, but at a place three
hundred miles'distant from there.
The eggs I found are in the Smith
sonian yet, and, as I know, are
about the only eggs of that partic
ular species in any collection * in
this.noun try.
“A year ago I got a letter f-om
He is still in Col
in a bushel of wheat there are 556.
tOO seeds; rye, 888,400; clover, 16, ■
<400,900; timothy, 41,823,400.
“Last winter I was confined, to my
bed with a very bad cold on the lungs.
Nothing gave me relief. Finally my
wife bought a bottle of One Minute
Cough Cure that effected a speedy cure.
I cannot speak too highly of that ex
cellent remedy.’—Mr. T. K. Houseman,
Manatawney,Pa. Geo. H. Fuller Drug
Ar. Elberton.
the prospector,
or ado, but says he has never been
able to eat an egg of any kind
since.”
Ate Eggs Worth $100 Apiece.
“Six hundred dollars worth of
eggs would seem to be a rather
heavy breakfast for one man to
eat,” observed a well-kno wn scien
tist, “but I can certify that a man
ate that amount of eggs, and that
he told me after he had got away
with them that they had not fully
satisfied his hunger. Ten min
utes after he had finished his meal
he complained that the eggs did
not seem to sit well in his stom
ach. It happened ill this way :
“Several years since I was out
in the Rocky mountains, in Colo
rado, hunting eggs for the Smith
sonian institute. I was instruct-
ed to devote special attention to
pheasant eggs and to .one variety
in particular, the yellow pheasant
popularly callecl—which were
then, as now, very scarce. The
trip was on the whole rather suc
cessful, though I did not find
Ini many of the particular- pheasant
eggs referred to. One morning I
found myself on one of the high
mountains which surround the
city of Georgetown, Colorado. I
had had my own breakfast in town
and rode up the mountain on a
burro, carrying on my search for
pheasant eggs.
“About 10 o’clock I ran
FASTEST TIME
AND THROUGH
TRAIN SERVICE.
Over Western and Atlantic and
NasMle, Chattanooga
And Saint Lonis Railways 1
No. 13. STATIONS.
Daily.
CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Good. Use
r in time. gold by druggists.
8 lop 11 Goa Lv. i.Ltila .Ar 10 30a 735?
8 31p II 41 a “Maysv}]le“ lu lu 63)p
9 II p 12 01m “ Harmony “ 0 Si s 6 ip
10 00p 12 5op|Ar. Athena .LvI 9 to a 5
Note close connection made at Lola wid
■tain line trains.
“A” a. in. “P” p. m. “IT nmn. “N”
Chesapeake Line Steamers in d~-ily seme*
between Norfolk and Baltimore.
Nos. 3? and 38—* ‘ Washingion and Sonthwes?
em Limited.” Solid Pulman tram, beingcoa-
posed exclusively of finest Pullman ecmpniei'
of latest design, through between aew ion
and Atlanta. Through Pullman sleeping can
between New York and -Now Orleans, rj
Washington, Atlanta and Montgomery aadtf
so between New York and Memphis, via« »
ington, Atlanta and Birmingham. J£leg&<
Pullman Library-observation cars between^
con and New York. Dining cars
meals enroute. Pullman sleeping cars
Greensboro and Raleigh. No coach service
this train. These trains will stop *fc***“F
ville.Lula, Toccoa. Seneca, Gaffney andB.**-
burg only to take on and let off wssengersra
and from Washington and beyond ^
from GreenviUe-Cblumbia and Spartanburg
Columbia lines. . „ v -t.
Nos. S3 and 34-“Atlanta and New YotS J
press.” New train between Atlanta
lotte, connecting at Charlotte wira.® ^
same numbers for and from Washington,^
York and the east, csrrving
sleeping cars between Cbirlotteandhew
Charlotte and Richmond and Norw* ^
Cannibalism at Sea.
London, April 8.—-The Singar
pore correspondent of the Daily
Express wires a ghastly story of
cannibalism at sea brought to
Singapore by two survivors of the
Nova Scotian bark Angola, wreck
ed six days sail trom Manila Oc
tober 28, last. The correspond-
25c. 50c. I,H ' i* Druggist*.
Genuine stamped C. C. C. Never sold In bulk.
Beware of the dealer who tries to sell
“something just as good.”
Cabbage to g, Fipish.
An .old darky,|who lives ml the
thipketS ; across the river, came to
Memphis the other day to get his
pension check cashed, says the
Memphis Scimitar. After receiv-
Only 21 hours Atlanta to Chicago,
with through Pullman Palace-Cars.
Eighteen hours Atlanta to St. Louis,
with through Pullman Sleepers. Also,
through Sleepers, Atlanta to Louisville
and Cincinnati. Three fast throngh
trains daily from Atlanta to all points
West. North and Northwest, oyer W. &
A. and N., C. & St. IL E,'y.
For cheapest rates, time tables, maps
and other information, write to
J. j§ EDMONDSON, S. E. P. A.,
Atlanta, Ga.
John sen, a
The survivors.
Swede* and Marticornu, a Spaniard,
assert that the Angola struck a
reef. Two rafts were built. The
smaller, bearing five men, disap
peared. The other, with twelve
nien, drifted for forty days. The
sailors ate barnacles, sea weed,
and finally their boots. -
“On the twenty-fifth day two
became insane and killed them
selves. On the 26th a Frenchman
billed the mate with an axe, drank
his blood and tried to eat his
brains but was prevented by the
others. The next day the French
man was killed while attempting
to murder the captain. The sur
vivors, all of whom are now m-
cabbages. When they were deliv
ered at the wharf late that after
noon the old man was there and
received them with a mouth water
ing in anticipation ot -the good
;ime ahead.
“Whut yer gwine ter do wid
dem cabbages?” inquired the ne
gro drayman who delivered them.
“Eat’em,” was the quick re
sponse. “Use bin free forty years,
an’ dis is de fust time I’se had de
money ter buy ’nuff cabbage. I’se
gwine ter eat cabbage till I furgit
de way ter my mouf.”
^Georgia
Agricultural
College
-jfs? Main Building.
Turno**.
across a
Bears the
Signature
“Both imt wife and myself have been
nsins CASCARETS and they are the best
medicine we have ever bad in the house. Last
week my wife was frantic with headache for-
two days, she tried some of your CASCARETS,
and they relieved the pain in her head almost
immediately. We both recommend Cascarets.’’
Chas. Stedeford,
Pittsburg Safe & Deposit Co., Pittsburg, Pa.
Wu Ting Fang’s Little Joke.
Wu Ting Fang, the Chinese min
ister being asked the other day if
there were any Chinese humorists,
replied that there were some very
good jokes in 0 Chinese literature,
says the Washington correspon
dent of the Philadelphia Record.
“Tell one, said his visitor.
“Well,” said Mr. Wu, “this is a
famous Chiuese story. There was
ouce a traveler who stopped at the
house of a friend for refreshment.
Ho asked for^a cup of tea. The
miMsm* TBA de wf*
invention is probably^
tions strict lycor.CdentiaJ-" seca n*g_ , e ce*
sent free. Oldest ^
Patents /.aken tbrou^ m +_e
special notice, witnout
Bears the
Signature
of
trade mark REGISTERED
The First State.
A flashily dressed young negro
applied to Assistant Secretary
Ailes, of the Treasury Department,
: ? or a job the other day,J*says the
Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do
Good, Never Sicken. Weaken, or Gripe, 10c, 25c, 50c
... CURE CONSTIPATION. ...
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