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At. Gre’nsboro
Governor Stone* of Pennsylva
nia, was bringing his address to
the southern business men’s con-
tion to ad080. “We all expect to
go to the same .heaven,” he said,
“and the only thing we differ
about is as to its location.” The
Philadelphia Times asserts, for a
fact, that a patriarchal Pennsyl-
yapian in the audience opened his
lips in quiet and audible comment,
as’follows ; “It is well, 'William,
thee does not know the loads or
thee might sign another bill giv
ing the franchise to the gang.”
Cfonundrums in the Sanctum.
The exchange editor was wait-
. • ■_ m ...
£ng for him, and the action * began
•without any preliminary skirmish
ing, says the Chicago Tribune.
“Why,’ 1 he asked, ,“is the su
preme court decision in the Porto
Rico case * like a quack doc tor’s
prescription I”
* ‘Ha rd to swallow ? ’ ’ hazarded
the information editor.
Hall's Great Discovry.
One small bottle of Hall’s Great Dis
covery cures all kidney and bladder
troubles,removes gravel,cures diabetes,
seminal emissions, weak and lame back,
rheumatism and all irregularities of the
kidneys and bladder in both men and
women, regulates bladder troubles in
cnildred. If not sold by your drug
gists, will be sent by mail on receipt of
$1. One small bottle is two month’s
treatment and will cure any case above
mentioned. Dr. E. W. Hall, sole man
ufacturer, St. Louis, Mo., formerly
Waco Texas.
Sold by E. E. Dixon <fc Co., and M.
C. Brown & Co., Gainesville, Ga.
BEAD THIS.
Temple, Texas, April 16. 1899. □
I have used Hall’s Great Discovery
for bladder and kidney trouble, and
would not take a thousand dollars r
the benefit received from using one
bottle,feel that I am permanently cured
W. R. Tvler, D. D. S.
Formerlv of Barnesville Ga.
FstMa
No. 35.
Daily.
Lv. N.Y.,Pa.R.
. “ Ph’delphia.
14 Baltimore.,
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7 lOp
9 45p
10 ep
11 02p
11 25 p
lli&p
12 26a
1 30 a
2 8S a
Bears the Have Always buup
They have a different view ii
Russia frQm ours about the marry
In Russia
10 45a
10 53 a
11 34a
l£30p
“Springing a hew gag?”
“That won*;t 4o either. It*s be
cause it’s bad for the constitu
tion.” .
“That doesn’t follow. JGood
j udges differ about that. What is
the difference between a livery
stable entrance and,Pettigrew?”
“One’s a barn door and the oth
er’s a darn bore. Why is a dou
ble -funeral—”
•' '* ‘Two biers. , Why is a park po
liceman—”
■“Like a flying machine? No
good on earth. What’s the dif-
ierence—”
“Quit it. Why is a park po
liceman like a casemate?”
“Keeps’ out the 1 bums—only he
doesn’t. What is the difference
between Addicks--” r
“Addicks is a blight in a peach
orchard. I don’t-know ^
other is. Why is the big]
in the pond—”
* ‘It’s the boss croaker,
an old one. Give yourself. the
hoarse hoot. Why-ts-John Hay—’\
“Keep off the grass! How did
they find out about the snow—”
“On the moon? The man in
the moon was making tracks.
What’s the difference between a
dumb man—”
“The other’s a speak easy. Why
is Montgomery Ward—’ ’ fMpri
■“Eyes front! Why is a straw
hat—”
“Shoot it!”
Hut at this point the entrance
of the office boy with an impera
tive demand for copy quelled the
disturbance.
ing of girls at school
if a girl desires to study at either
of the universities, etiquette re
quires that she should be married.
Accordingly, she goes through the
form of marriage with one ot the
men students, whom she may nev
er see again. At the end of the
course the marriage is dissolved.
-- .— ■
Mr. James Brown of Potsmouth, Va.,
over 90 years of age, suffered for years
with a bad Sore on bis face. Physicians
could not help him. DeWitt’s Witch
Hazel Salve .cured him permanently,
Geo. H. Fuller Drug Co.
The sheriff who did his duty at
Carrollton, Ga,, has shown again
that a few blue pills will turn the
stomach of the most desperate
lybqher.—Galveston News.
Best Cough Syrup. Tastes
Prof. C. A. Young, of Princeton,
will contribute to the Youth's
Companion of June 27, an article
under the title, “What Astrono
mers are Hoping For,” haying ref
erence to the possibilities m the
line of achievement and discovery
which the new century may real-
Lv. ..Lula .Ar
MaysviUe “
“ Harmony “
Note close connection made at Lula wit's
■win line trains.
**A” a. m. “P” p. m. “M” noon. “IT nigM.
Chesapeake Line Steamers in daily stnioi
between Norfolk and Baltimore.
Nos. 37 and 38—“Washington andSoatnw*a r
ern Limited.” Solid Pnlman train, being cca-
posed exclusively of finest Pullman equipment
of latest design, through between hew lor*
and Atlanta, Through Pnllman steeps? can
your summer trips or deciding upon
places at which, to spend the summer,
you should call on ticket agents and
passenger representatives of the Sea
board Air Line railway. They are
speciaUy prepared to furnish., informa
tion as to lowest rates, quickest sched
ules and most attractive routes to the
mountain resorts in western North
Carolina and southwest Virginia, also
to the seashore resorts of Ocean View,
Virginia Beach, Old Point Comfort, the
great eastern resorts along the Jersey
Louie; is not quite as big as
London yet, but her record of
shooting affrays is 60 to 1 as com-
ington, Atlanta 7j
Pullman Library observation c»r* oetw
com and New iork. Dining csr» M
meals enroute. Pullman cart c
Greensboro and Raleigh. _No coiwk jer
Lula,
burg only
and from Washington and beyond and
from^Greeuvilla-Columbia and Sparti
press?’ New train het^een Atlantan *
pared to the English metropolis.
That’s This (fact prompti“ Yhe ^Ajbgu8ta
Chronicle to observe that as long
as we allow the pistol carrier to
go unpunished, the humiliating
record of this country will con
tinue.
coast and other popular places reached
via the^ Seaboard Air Line railway.
This company is offering lower rates
than ever, with perfect train service
and fast through schedules. □ It will
interest and benefit you to call on Sea
board Air Line railway agents.
cheerful spirits. Dr. E. E. Dixon & Co.
New Orleans now ranks as the
second exporting city in the coun-
York arid the east, cairriag , l r*.“9v e VioA
•leapingoars botween^MpotteAadX 'f
Charlotte and Richmond
jag Washington Mondays,
Waffle S«
this train th, V|f.. - a a '‘ ConnsctloB }*
Francisco without chaps®. Ro
Greensboro with sleepers fo r
Pullman cars on this .^TLcond <&*
and Charlotte. Ample firsthand
coach accommodations forlocal w
tT W™. SSandM-^Urdted Sta ^| F jj^0rl*^
-olid between Washington and X|
via Southern Railway,
li. & NrS; R., being c °“P^ e £l er sof d
through without
“iSTn ^d’is-soiid j-i 3
Richmond and Atlanta.
fforfolk for Old Poin*
Eauecial attention is called“"Jiff, Hos. 3
Dyspeptics cannot be long lived be
cause. to live requires nourishment.
Food is not nourishing until it is di
gested. A disordered stomach cannot
digest food, it must have assistance.
Kodol Dyspepsia Cure digests all kinds
of food without aid from the stomach,
allowing it to rest and regain its nat
ural functions. Its elements are the
same as the natural digestive flu
ids and it simply can’t help but do you
good. Geo. H, Fuller Drug Co. ^
Physicians Faiied.
Ben Wall, Bennettsvillel S. C., says
I was very sick with fever last fall and :
after taking $13 worth of Doctor’s med-
icine, and not being benefitted thereby,
I bought two boxes of Ramon’s Liver
Pills and Tonic Pellets which effected
a complete cure.
An interview with King Edward
VII, in which he shall give his
views of the respective pugilistic
merits of John L. Sullivan and
his conqueror, Corbett, would be
interesting reading in sporting cir
cles, thinks the Augusta Chroni-
Genuine stamped C. C. C Never sold In bulk.
Beware of the dealer who tries to sell
“something just as good.**
President McKinley has spoken
out in plain and unmistakable lan
guage on the subject of the third
term, and declares he would not
accept the nomination if it was
tendered him.
Especial attention -—. _* tram* *»—-
oitfMre Pullman teato, witfwu*
FRANK S. GANNON, S. H- g^j. jupi
Third V. F & «eu- wG*&S£.
W. H. TAYLOE, BK ^ p. A., A^
ABOVE
Get What You Ask Fort
Agricultural.
College
- O Hun Builoino.
^^§\rultlOF4.
A r Atlanta-
Cathartic be sure you get them.
Genuine tablets stamped C. C. C.
Never sold in bulk. A substitutor is
always a cheat and a fraud. Beware!
All druggists, ioc.
Are you dull and stupid? Do you
miss the snap, vim and energy that was
once yours? You need a few doses of
that great system regulator, Prickly
Ash Bitters. For reviving strength
and energy, increasing the capacity of
the body for work, it is a remedy of the
highest orders Dr. E. E. Dixon & Co.
Dr. Henry R. Pritchett, of Bos
ton, president of the Massachu
setts school of technology, has
been selected by the Pan-American
board of directors to serve the ex
position as superintendent of
awards. A jury of awards will be
selected to act with Dr. Pritchett.
0 YEARS’
PERISH
For Infants and Children.
•Yt fiHHHRllPr DESIGNS.
COPY^’SSfonarf
AnjrmwMndlng
Uon^striciiy confldentid.
gent free. Oldest q&ES&kam AS?-
On the first of July we will dis
continue putting revenue stamps
on bank checks, telegrams and a
few other things.
A colleg'e education in the reach of all. A.B.,
B.S., Normal and Business Man’s courses.
Good laboratories; healthful", invigorating* cli
mate; military discipline; good moral and
religious influences. Cheapest board in the
State; abundance of country produce; expenses
from $75 to §150 a year; board in dormitories
or private families. Special license course for
teachers; full faculty of nine; all under the
control of the University. A college prepar
atory class. Co-ed,lcation of sexes. The insti
tution founded specially for students of limited
moans. Send f**r catalogue to the President.
Ios. S. Stbwart, A.M.
Eczema, salt rheum, tetter, chafing,
ivy poisoning and all skin tortures are
quickly cured by DeWitt’s Witch Hazel
Salve. The certain pile cure. Geo. H.
Fuller Drug Co.
seas
MSB®*
Bow Are T«,ar Kidneys V
Dr. Hobbs’ Sp&rftgns Pillscure all kidney ills. 8&m<
pie free. Add. Sterling Remedy Co., Chicago or N. Y.