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THE GEORGIA'CRACKER, SATURDAY JANUARY 11, 1902
A Thoughtful Station Man.
A Heading railroad conductor
tells this story:
“Up at Naning, a station not far
from Reading* we have a flag sta
tion. No regular agent is employed,
as there is not business enough to
pay. One of the business men is a
sort of agent. Last week he was ill
and sent a neighbor to the track.
We don't stop there except on sig
nal. We were going forty miles an
hour when the flag was waved, and
we stopped. No one was .in sight
except the old man with the flag.
“ ‘Where are your passengers T I
asked. n
“ 3 haven’t got any/ he replied.
“ ‘What did you flag us for ?’
u *1 thought mebbe somebody
wanted to get off here/ was his in
nocent answer." — Philadelphia
Times.
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midnight. The vast majority of
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D GOOD STORY
After dinner speakers have a li
cense to repeat chestnuts, but they
ought to attribute them to the right
groves, so to speak. Now ex-Judge
Howland, who is rather happy on
, his feet, is accused of telling this
anecdote at the late Lotos club din
ner to Joseph fi. Choate:
At a certain drawing room in
London a guest approached Mr.
Choate, who was in the convention
al dress of the English waiter, and
said, “Call me a cab.” “All right,”
said Mr. Choate, “if you wish it.
You’re a cab.” ,
This is the complete ruin of a
cnce amusing story, authentically
told of W. S. Gilbert. As the au
thor of “The Palace of Trust” was
standing- on the steps of a London
house where he had been assisting
at a social function the bishop of
London (we believe it was Dr. Jaek-
son), also a guest, came out and,
beckoning to Air. Gilbert, whom he
.supposed to be on duty for that
purpose, said, “Call me a cab, my
man.” Now, the hislfcp was re
markably plain of feature, and Mr.
Gilbert replied: “With pleasure, my
lord. You are a cab, but a four
wheeler. I couldn’t call you a han
som.” That, now, is a good story.—
Springfield Republican.
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London’s Thick Atmosphere.
, One of the remedies suggested for
the lessening of the evils of the
London fog is the abolition of the
open grate in the city by law and
the substitution of American made
stoves.' According to experts, more
than 10,000,000 tons of coal are
burned in London annually, costing
in the neighborhood of $45,000,000.
On account of the prevalence of
-open grates in the city five-sixths of
this is wasted. In other words, it is
shown that in every ton burned 300
weight heats the room, while the
balance goes up the chimney to
add to the great smoke cloud. The
air, it is declared, is polluted by
20,000 tons of coal dust daily. It
is ruining the great public build
ings, it costs more than $l,500*year-
ly to repair the damage done by it
to the houses of parliament, while
the decay of the Cleopatra’s Needle,
on the Thames embankment, is di
rectly traceable to this injurious el
ement.
Tnain Una trains.
“A” a- m. “P” p- m. “M” noon. “IT ids
Chesapeake Line Steamers in dafy sen
between Norfolk and Baltimore.
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Washington, Atlanta and Montgomery
eo between New York and Memphis, to w*
;tagton, Atlanta and Birmingham. ^
j pwnrruwi T.fhra-ry observation cars betr&ffij
con and New York. Gentlemens clabe
between Atlanta New loA .
serve all meals earoate. Psdlmas
cars between Greensboro andGoiaa^ ‘
eoach service on this train.
stop at Gainesvill , Lula, Toceoa. .
yond and for and from Green vibe,
and Spartanburg-Oolum bia r
No&3S and 34- “ABanta
press.” Local train betw een
. otte, connecting at Chariots
same numbers for and from
York and the east, carrying throuk ‘ ^
sleeping oars berweenCnarioitea..^ ^
Charlotte and Richmond and ,
*ae Washington Mondays,
Fridays a tourifet sleeping £
on this train through irom
Sufferers from this* horrible malady
nearly always inherit it—not necessarily
from the parents, but may be from some
remote ancestor, for Cancer often runs
through several generations. This deadly
poison may lay dormant in the blood for
years; or until you reach middle life, then
the first little sore or ulcer makes its ap
pearance—or a swollen gland in the
breast, or some other part of the body,
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When all the poison has been forced out
of the system the t Cancer heals, and the
disease never returns.
Cancer beginarof ten in a small way, as the
following letter from Mrs. Shirer shows;
A small pimple came on ihy jaw about an inch
below the ear on the left side of my face, ft gave
me no pain or inconven- ^
eince, and I should have
forgotten about it had it
not begun to inflame and
The Professor’s Downfall.
Apropos of the more rigid social
rules introduced into some of our
'Colleges for women, Seth Low tells
a story of a western seminary where
the young women had arranged an
•evening’s entertainment at which
some young men were to be present.
These young men were to~be lifted
into one of the dormitory windows
by means of a basket, with a rope
attached thereto. A vigilant pro
fessor discovered the gasket, slipped
into it and gave the signal to hoist.
His head finally appeared above 4he
window sill, , and he was recognized.
.The "professor heard one frantic
scream of terror in unison from a
dozen charming pupils and then—
“What happened?” demanded Mr.
Low’s listeners eagerly.
“They let go the rope!”—-Boston
Herald. . . ’ - *
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Atlanta- Close
z&egat
Itch; it would bleed a JSsS
little, then scab over, but
would not heaL This 1^5
Continued fop some time,
when my jaw began to
SWell, becoming very v feif*
painful. The Cancer be-
gan to eat and spread,
until it was as large as a zjXMb
half dollar, when I heard
of S. S. S. and determin-
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and it was lemarkable
what a wonderful effect ' v ~
it had from the very beginning; the sore began to
heal andafter taking a few bottles disappeared
entirely. This was two years ago; thei e are still
no signs of the Cancer, and my general heatih
continues good.—Mrs. R. Shuler, La Plata, Me.
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Correction.
Ned—Miss Stuyvesant told my'
sister that you asked her to marry
yon twice.
Tom—No, A didn’t; I asked her
twice to marry me once.—Somer
ville (Mass.) Joumal. . . ^ - -
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