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VANITY OF MEN.
“Who buys them ?’’ asked a re
porter iu a Kearney street ‘notion
ehop, pointing tc a lot of tiny
pocket uiirrers, with nail-cleaners,
toothpick and comb, all complete.
“I suppose you think the ladies
are oui best cuatomefß, said the
‘notion’ man, ‘but it is not so.
Meu. sir—rain men —are the pick
era up of these unoousidered
taiflea."
“Pretty aeu?’’ inquired ihe te
porter.
The salesman grilled. “It don’t
matter much how they look,' he
said, “whtther they are apes or
A polios, they want a Docket mir
ror all the same. They retire
every hoar or so to some seciei
place to admire themselves Talk
of the vanity of women! Indeed
It pales, sir; it fades away into in -
significance by comparison with
the admiration the majority o'
meu have their own mugs ”
‘•Could you mention—not f> r
publication, of course, hut for in
dividual satisfaction —the name
of some of these purchasers 1 ’"
The uo 1 ion inun locked grave.
* I could not giie away the socrelt
of my prison house," he said sol
eiunly. "I never trust a news
paper man, aud iu the present re
gard I bold the confidence toese
gentlemen have reposed in me as
scared. Why, there are some half
a dozeo who, entertaining grea re
s|ieu for my cridcal judgement of
physical beauty, sted in here every
dry to inquire how they are look
ing. Tt)6n i is, ‘Am I pale'o
day, Jim ?’’ or ‘Do you think my
color is too high. Jim?” or ‘That
left eyebiow is grewing a tirtle
heavy: don’t you think I'd better
bave it 'rimmed off a bit?" IS I
say yon coior is too high, mv
friend is off to the barber's for ;i
dab of powder, or—but ibis ii <
dead secret - we accommodate oitn
this shop If he is too pale we
tinge him up. It is wondersu 1 ,
positively woudertul and the ug
liest men are the toughest II
theie is the slightest blemish in a
a poeket mirror they won't take
because, forsooth, it may not
faithfully reproduce their bright,
pearl, beamy.’’
“But there are different degree's
of vanity among these male
beauties ate there noi?”
“No sir there is but one degree,
ami that is the superlative, bnl
there are different begrees of cam
dor. Some are modest and will
will declare that their moustaches
or beard are always getting tang
ted. Now there s a good looking
blonde railroand agent on Mont
gomery street whe bought a six by
four mirror from me the other day
which he keeps in bis breast pock«
et, He is a glutton about his pei
aonal beauty, he is; but a real es
tate man, a fair stout young man
whoeee office is near him has found
out that he has this glass, aud
qege the loan of it a dozen times
a day."
“klhen, as a matter of fact, you
have more customers among gen
tleinen for those pretty little artic
lea than among the other sex ?"
“Five to one sir ; but the per
centage of those who carry pocket
mirrors is small among the ladies
but eight opt of every dozen carry
them among the men. 'Why,’con.
tinued the notion man, ‘some big
smirking fellows—business men—
have come in here and asked me
if X could teacb them how to blush
Just think of it. Ftlloows in the
forties, sir wl o have not known i
blush for twen/y years. He,ieve ii
would.be becoming to them if tbe\
could flush up 1 ke a moss rose
when a girl glances at. them. The
ancient rounder get bold of the
secret and made all the rest hop
ping mad .o learn it. You wout
give it away ? Well, when he
wan'ed to blush he <1 jab a pin in--
to his leg and keep his mouth
shut.”
“V\ hat did themoutb have to do
with it.”
“Because the pin would make
him feel like swearing, and keep*
ing back the blasphew was the
effort that suffused ibe cheek.
That s true, s’help me. Do you
want to look at any nice pocket
combs to-day * No. Then ex
cuse me for litres a dude that
docs, and the philosopher resum
ed his professional air and advanc
ed on the customer with interlaced
lingers and a captivating smile,
HER WEDDING DREWS
DIDN’T FIT.
“1 have urgent and important
business; said a yound lady, wt en
told by an officer at Essex Market
yesterday that Justice Duffy did
not receive callers for summons
and warrants on Sunday. She
carrier in ber arms a large bundle
which she placed on the bench and
proceeded to open ; when the J uss
/ice stopped her.
“It’s my wedding dress,” she
Bald . “1 am to be married in it
this afternoon. The dressmaker
didn t make ‘he dress right at all
It’s a great deal too large for me.
I look 'ike a slob it.’’ and she was
on the verge tears.
“W/iat can I do about it? said
Justice I Hilly iu bewilderment,’’
“I want toehave her arrested
for false pretenses. She guaran
teed that the dress would fit me
and I paid her for it before I tri
ed it on.’’ f
“What does your mother say
about it?
“800 b 00. boo, she-she sa>-Bayß
it fi tits me.’" *
“I think I understand the ease. •
remarked Justice Duffy “Go
home and stop crying, or yon will
look hke a fright at the wedding.
New York World.
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Wan the name formerly given to Scrofula
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cured by a king’s touch. The world U
wiser now, and knows that
SCROFULA
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the <Useaae perpetuates Its taint through
generation after generation. Among its
earlier symptomatic developments are
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Purulent Ulcers, Servous and Phy
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Absolute Cure
For all diseases caused by the vitiation of
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c-t practicable degree, far beyond any
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as well as the best blood purifying medi
cine, In the world.
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla
PREPARED BY
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mast.
[Analytical Chemists.]
Fold by all Druggists: price eiiui*
bottles for $6.
AYERS PILLS.
A largo proportion of the diseases wiut h
cause human guttering result from derange*
ment of the stomach, bowels, and liver.
Ayer’s Cathartic Pills act directly upon
these organs, and are especially designed to
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tice, allows unmistakably the esttiuuiioti in
which the, are held by the medical prolra
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These Pills are compounded of vegetable
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calomel or any other injurious ingredieut.
A Sufferer from Headache writes:
'* Ayer's Pii.iA are invaluable to me, and
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•peak in their prnTutd 1 always do so
Wh< n occasion oilers.
W. L. Paui\ of \Y 1,. Page & Bro.”
Franklin bt., Richmond,Ya., dune 3,1882.
“I have used Awck's Pills in number
less instances as teoMumended by you, and
have never known them to fail to accomplish
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MwiJl'exik, lunto 11, 1882.
The Rw. I’llawH B. HARI.OWF, writing
from Atlanta, (hi., says: •* For some years
nt 1 have been subject to constipatiou,
in which, iu spite ot the use of medi
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Ayer’s Cathartic Pills correct irregu
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prepared by
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Sold by all Druggist*.
YOUNG, ah experience tUe wonderful
AJ n inn beneficial effects of
MIDDLE- A V er ’ s Sarsaparilla.
jorn Children with Sore Kvei, Sore
AutU. Ears, or any scrofaloes or syph
ilitic taint, may be made healthy and strong
by its use.
Hold by all Druggist*; fi, six bottles for ffr
win Id lit* worth a Hollar)
Perhaps that seems a high price
for it, considering how poor your
blood is, and how your whole sys
tem is prostrated, debilitated, and
have been heard
to say, undcif sum circumstances,
that they would not give the toss
of a copper lor the choice between
life and death. Hut when it comes
to actually drawing near the grave,
a man naturally draws back, and
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is verv firocinus, .even to a bro
ken-down man it is worth saviiu>
One dMl.ir wilMbirv a bottfPhl
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from mi.sf-t, 'to riSvfviTw, A man
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effort to rescue himself fr< »m deadly
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1871. 1885.
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HERALD,
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The Herald has a circulation of 1000 boneiide subscribers. No
better medium was ever offered to the advertiser than the //erai.d, so
the trade of ibis section.
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Publisher.
LAWRENCEYILLE
SEMINARY,
FOlt
Males and Females.
The Kxersiees of Hie above Institute, under my eharge, began on the 18th
of May. ISWI, at the following rates of Tuition per month.
FIRST CLASS, - *1 50.
SECOND CLASS, - 2 00.
THIRDCLASS, - - 2 50.
FOURTH CLASS, - 3 00.
Student charged 25c lnci denal Fee, per qua rer.
Course of Instruction, Thorough, preparing Sudents for CoUeg
( 1
Prof. J. T. NEWTON, Principal.
Marble "Works
inaiiufaeturers arid Dealers in—
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March 10, 85.-ly
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and is the only telephone of the kind ever before offered to the public. It is
the only non-electrie telephone that is used wit h a telephone repeater, or
|i , it, will wi• c' i ROOKED, ANGLIN or ZIGZAG lines, or on a line hav
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Sold outright for 310.00; no exorbitant rents.
They are the only telephones hay iug an Automatic Line Wire Tightener
an 1 they are the only telephones that are protected by an out-door Light
i mug Arrester. All souuds are delivered in clear and natural tones. They
| are the neatest, most dm hble, and rerpiire less attention and repairs than
any other telephone made. Send for for our illustrated eircular. Agents
wanted.
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NEURALGINE
lb. Great Bjwotflo for Neuralgia aud Headache,
An internal Remedy. Containing no
quinine, Opium, Chloroform, Chloral or
narcotics of any kind, effective mul quiet
in its action.
ayor’s Office, 1
Leesburg, Va., April 14, fBB4. j
Messrs. Hutchinson & Bro.—lt affords
me i.leasurc to testify to the great virtues
of your “Neuralgiae" for the cure of
neuralgia and sick headache. It is the
best remedy for lliese most distressing
complaints I have ever used. It should
lie in every family in the country.
Geo. R. Head,
Mayor of Leesburg, Va.
Messrs. Hutchison & Bro—l am happy
to say that your “Neuralgiue” acted as
a specific in mv case, relieving me in an
incredibly short time. I would advise all
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11AMBURO LIMiIUSX.
GEORGIA, linlej ni si
Gwinnett Coutm. i\.reclnsure
( mor/gage.
11l the Superior Court of said coun
ty It appearing to Hie Court by the
petition of Hie Gainesville Jefferson &
Southern Railroad company that W.
H. Bush on toe 2(itli day day of June
in the ye: r ;>f 1882 executed and de
livered to the said Gainesville, .letter
son and Southern Railroad coiupan ■
a mortgage on a tract or lot ol land*,
situated lying and being in the coun
ty of Gwinnett, to wit : Beginingat
astake in the center ot the street in
the town of Jug Tavern. Then run-
ning up the street or road between
ttie academy and uietbodist church
to a red oak on Bush and Betts' line
thence with Betts and Hardirree’s
line, a south direction to a post oak
on Hardigrees’ line, thence east to
the Gwinnett bue road thence back
to thebegi. ning corner in front of
said W H . Bnshe.s residence, and be
ing on the line of Gwinnett, Walton
and Jackson counties, Containing ■
two hundi'ed acres more or less for
the purpose of securing the payment
of a certain promissory note tor the j
sun of twelve huedred" dollars n ade 1
by the said VV. yj. Bush on the Jtith
day ol ‘ one 18% and payable to said
Gainesville Jefferson .V Southern Rail I
Road Company and due nine months I
after date with interest from date at !
the rate of eight per cent per annum
including ten per cent attorneys fees,
whleli said note the said W. It. Hush
refuses to pay. It is therefore order
ed that the said W, H. Bush pay into
into this court, on or before the next
term thereof, the principal, interest
and attorney's fees dua on said note
and the eost of this suit, or in default
thereof the court will proceed as to
justice shall appertain and it is further
ordered that this rule be published in
the Gwinnett Herald, a newspaper
published in the county of Gwinnett,
once a month for four months, and
served on the said W, H. Bush or his
special agent or attorney three months
Srevious to the next term of t he court,
larch 9th., 1885.
T. M. Peeples
Judge pro hoc vice, .
Dunlap & Thompson,
Pettitioners Attorneys.
A true extract from the minutes of
said court. This 25th day of April
1886 D, T. GAIN.
Clerk 8. C,
;GEORGIA, t Rule
Gwinnett County •; Fore/cosu
( mortgage.
In tl e Superior Court of said conn
ty. It appearing to the Court by the
the petition of C. H. Brand Receiver
ot Herrin & Turner that P, A, Kiigofe
on the ninth day oi Mav 1884, evented
and delivered to said Herrin & T irtiei
a mortgage on the following tract of
land lying iu said county to wit.; All
that tract or parcel of land lying and
being in tbeeounty of Gwinnett. The
same being a part of the east half of
lot number two hundred and three
(#**) in the fifth District of said coun
ty and containing eighty two and one
half acres, more or less adioining the
binds of Margaiett Simon ton, Mrs
Francis 't'ipton and others, for the
purpose of securing the payment of a
I certain promisory note, on which
there is now due and unpt id thirty
four dollars and sixty-two cents i|3i.
(52; besides interest and Attorney’s
tecs, made by the said P. A, Kilgore
on the ninth day of May fBB4, pay aide
to the said Herrin & Turner, due 'Kit,,
15th., 1884 which sdid P. A. Kilgore rt
! fuses to pay. It is therefore ordered
that said I*. A, Kilgore pay into this
court on or before tbeflrst day of the
next term thereof the principal, in
terest and attorney’s fees due on snip
note, or in default thereof the court
will proceed as to justice shall apper
tain. And it is further ordered that
this rule be published in accordance
to law. Granted C, H. Brand, In
pro pro.
N. L. Hutchins.
Judge 8, C.
A true extract from the minutes of
said Court. This April 25th 18S5.
I). T. CaxN.
Clerk o, (\
GEORGIA (iWINSWt COUNTY.
i Win. J. Jones administrator of N.
S. Johan, represents to the court in
* thi* petition duly Hied that ho has
fully administered said N. S, juhau’s
estate. This is therefore to cite all
persons heirs and creditors to show
cause if an theyesn why said ad
ministrator should nut be discharged
from his administration and receive
letters of Dismisalou, on the first Mon
day in September 1885.
JAnES T. LAmKIN
1 Jti y tli7 1886 Ordinary
New Store !
New Goods!
New Firm
ALMAND& 0q
(FORMERLY OF CONYEfU, (iA.,
Lawrence vills - ....
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To the eitlaneof Gwinnett ~„1 :utj,.i„i„ g e 0,„.,i M|
We take this method or i'llormhm V o i .1,.
have come to uawieneeville for the purpose of A*
f-oodn and making a living, and in underlukiu - of
oflfer you one of the host assorted stocks,?,
merchan lise ever displayed in tliis market W
now on hand a complete ii.eol 1)111
DRY GOODS,
Ladies' Dress Good
MTESV STYLES l\
Ws%.,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
FAMILY OROCERfEi
FURN t 7 U R E,
HARDWARE,
STOVES, £r
fn fact, everything to be found in a General M
ehandise Store.
We desire to make the acquaintance, of ever? ,it
zen of the comity, but more especially ol the tn,
coming to Lawrenceville.
flfjfcf We buy all kinds o< country pioduce u nJ pt
he highest market price for it.
Come and see us.
March 24 ts
T®T®NE
soluble guano
MANUFACTURED BY
(ME cOVE gANQ low Bedford, Vasa.
PAID UP CAPITAL ff>flo,ooo.
JOHH M« GREEN, MANAGER.
ATLANTA, GEORGIA.
This brand has been heiure the public lor yean
and in every instance has given entire satisfaction.
This season it will be offered cheaper than ev^
380 Pound
OF GOOD LINT COTTON, PER TON
For sale by YAUGIIAN & PENTECOST,
Lawreneeville, Ga.
BAGWELL <£ GOWER
Flewery Uraai fc Ga
rake this opportunity to inform the people of Gw
nett and adjoining counties ihat they are still
manufacturing their justly celebrated
CMS, 118 UD VMS.
Widen have given such uni versa 1 satisfaction f"i' i
rability, Light Running Proportions and Stylish
ish for many years. Their prices have been red
to suit ths times. Also dealers.in !
WAGON and CARRIAGE MATERIAL,
IRON, COAL, PAINTS, oils, etc
Their work is honestly made to wear, and not the slop shop
only to sell. Satisfact ion a^way> guaranteed. Thankful to i
the very libeial patronage given them in the past, they ahall conw
their utmost to merit an increased patronage in the future.
For prices, terms, etc.., address BAGWELL &GO WEB,
March 24-ly Flowery Brtueb, o»
ATLANTA
House Moving
R aising Company
Houses wiih CbiniD* vs iaifc< dor irn vs d witb perf iiMlti
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