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THE PROMOTER.
All things unto all men is he
Amid the daily strife. he’s
And so, of course, apt to see
The schemy side of life.
THICK AS BEES.
Wink—“In olden times all houses
had knockers outside.”
Bink—“Oh, well, you’ll find the
knockers inside these days."—Chi¬
cago News.
DISEASES OF 1903.
Knicker—“Has he got the artistic
temperament?”
Bocker—“Worse; he has charac¬
teristic impulsiveness.”—New York
Sun.
KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.
Singleton—“Why are you watching
that newly-married couple? Do you
expect to see some love-making? »>
Oldwed—“Not me. I’m waiting to
hear them quarrel.”—Chicago News.
FIVE TO FOUR.
Newton has just discovered the law
of gravitation.
‘‘But I won’t be a bit surprised if
the Supreme Court declares it un¬
constitutional,” he mused, soberly.—
Puck.
A FORGOTTEN RESPONSIBILITY.
Wife—“Why, George, dear, what
is the trouble?”
Husband—“Oh, there was some¬
thing I was going to worry about and
for the life of me I can’t think what
it was.”—Puck.
THE COMMENT OF A VICTIM.
“I see that a Connecticut farmer
has set his automobile to sawing
wood.”
“That looks to me like a great
scheme for obviating tire trouble.”—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
PRACTICAL.
“Is that financier a practical rail¬
way man?”
“Practical!” repeated Mr. Dustin
Stax. “Perhaps so. It depends on
what kind of practice you have in
mind.”—Washington Star.
A CONFESSION.
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He—“So jou were never in love?”
She—“Why, no! But I’ve been
engaged to heaps of men who were. ft
—Bystander.
IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW.
Professor (examining medical stu¬
dent)—“If you were called out to a
patient what is the first question you
would ask?
Medical Student—“Where he
lives!”—Philadelphia Inquirer.
ARRANGING MATTERS.
“Here is a map of the route we
shall take.”
* I Did you make two of them?”
“No; what for?”
“So papa will be able to overtake
us and forgive.”—Houston Post.
HIS POSITION.
i ( Do you think women ought to
vote?”
“Why not?” asked Mr. Meekton.
“I'd much rather have Henrietta go
to the polls herself than make me re¬
sponsible for her errands, »t Wash
ington Star.
AWFUL CONTINGENCY. .
Cholly—“They say that marriages
are getting earlier and earlier every
year.”
Softbrane—“Deah me! T say, old
chap, won’t it he doocedly awkward,
dontkerknow, when they perform the
ceremony before a fellah's up?”—
Yeung’s Magazine.
Invisible patches are not used in
patching up quarrels.
FITS, St. Vitus'Dance'.Nervous Diseases per
manentlycured by Dr. Kline's Great NorVe
Restorer. It! trial bottle and treatise tree.
Dr. II. R. Kline, Ld.,!Ml Arch St., Phila,, Pa.
One way to buy experience Is to
speculate in futures.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup tor Children
toothing,softensthcgums.rcducesiniiamma- tion, allays pain,
cures wind colic, 25ca bottts
Some helpless people manage to !
help themselves to more.
HAD BAD ITCHING HUMOR.
Limbs Bclotv the Knees Were Raw—
Feet Swollen—Sleep Broken—
Cured in 2 Days liy Cnticura.
“Some two months ago I lmd a humor
break out on ray limbs below ray knees.
They came to look like raw beefsteak, all
red. and no one knows how they itched
and burned. They were so swollen that I
could not get my shoes on for a week or
more. I used five or six different remedies
and got no help, only when applying them
the burning was worse and the itching less.
For two or three weeks the suffering was
intense and during that time I did not
sleep an hour at a time. Then one morn¬
ing I tried a bit of Cnticura. From the
moment it touched roe the itching was
gone and I have not felt a bit of it since.
The swelling went down and in two daj-s I
had my shoes on and was about as usual.
George T). Farley, 50 South State St., Con¬
cord, N. II., May 14, 1907.
Xo man can sneak into heaven on
the strength of his tombstone epitaph.
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You won’t tell your family doctor
the whole story about your private
j illness — you are too modest. You
need not be afraid to tell Mrs. Pink
ham, at Lynn, Mass., the things you
could not explain to the doctor. Your
letter will he held in the strictest con¬
fidence. From her vast correspond¬
ence with sick women during the
past thirty years she may have
gained the very knowledge that will
help your case. Such letters as the fol¬
lowing, from grateful the women, es- of
tablish beyond a doubt power
LYDIA E.PINKHAM’S
VEGETABLE COMPOUND
to conquer all female diseases.
Mrs. Norman R. Barndt, of Allen¬
town, Pa., writes:
«t Ever since I was sixteen years of
age I had suffered from an organic de¬
rangement and female weakness; in
consequence I had dreadful headaches
and was extremely nervous. My physi¬
cian said I must go through an opera¬
tion to get well. A friend told me
about Lydia E. Pinltham’s Vegetable
Compound, and I took it and wrote you
for advice, following your directions
carefully, and thanks to you I am to¬
day a well woman, and I am telling
all my friends of my experience.”
FACTS S8CK WOMEN.
For thirty years Lydia E. Pink
ham’s Vegetable Compound, made the
from roots and herbs, has been
standard remedy for female ills,
and has posit ively cured thousands of
women who have been troubled with
displacements, inflammation, irregularities, ulcera¬
tion, fibroid tumors,
periodic pains, backache, that bear¬
ing-down feeling, flatulency, indiges¬
tion, dizziness,or nervous prostration.
At one thousand fathoms below the (
surface of the ocean there is a uni- j
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Free Cure f&r Rheu
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matism, Bone Pain
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Boianic Blood Balm (B B. B.) curesthe worst
cases of Rheumatism, bone pains, swollen
muscles and joints, by purifying the blood.
Thousands of cases cured by B. B. B. after
all other treatments failed. Price Si.oo per
large bottle at ding stores, with complete
directions for home treatment oLarge sample
free by writing Blood Balm Co.. Atlanta, Ga.
FISH
Drop us a card and we will put you on to
something with which you can turn your
neighbor green with envy by catching dead
loads of them in streams where he has be¬
come disgustud trying to catch them the
old fashioned way. It’s something new and
cheap. It catches at all seasons—some¬
thing no other tackle will do. It will tickle
you to see it catch house and musk rats.
Illustrated catalogue of prices and,testi¬
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We are sole manufacturers of the celebrated
S atented Double Muzzle Wire Fish Baskets.
ur sale covers over 20 states. We pay the
freight on one dozen or more nets.
EUKEKA FISH NET CO., Griffin, Gb.
cures all itching ercptions.
Glencoe, Md., Nov. 21st, 1907: ‘T have had
eczema on my hands for 12 years, and have
tried everything. 1 have bean using tkt*
tkuire 4 days and the results arc great,
Signed, Mrs. M. Harvey. Tkttekine is the
surest, safest, speediest cure for eczema
and all other skin diseases. Bold bv drug
gists or sent by mail for 50c. by J. T. Sam?
think, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga.
A mere matter of form has enabled
many a woman to make a bit cm the
stage.
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BOWEL Dr. Blggers Huckleberry Cordial
Never fails to relievo at once. It is the favorite baby medicine of
TROUBLES the bent nurses and family doctors. Mothers everywhere stick to it,
and urge their friends to give it to Children for Colic. Dysentery.
Cramp*, Diarrhoea, Flux, Foul-Stomach and all Stomach and Bowel
CHILDREN Ailments. You can depend on it. Don’t worry, but take Dr. Biffffors
Huckleberry Cordial. 25 cents nt drug stores, or bv mail. Circulars free.
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CURES STOMACH-ACHE IN TEN MINUTES
INVIGORATES THE SYSTEM s
NUBIAS Corrects Relieves And makes that your tired life liver worth feeling, troubles. living.
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Engines & Boilers
Built for service; al! ai7<:s 1 nerease rtf,
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and prices. iifl *<■>„
R. D. Cole MI'g Co •> i.
Dept. M, Newnan, Ga.
WE GIVE AWAY OVER 1000
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Exchange for Carton Tops and Soap Wrappers
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FOR. M EM. Twc hundred pounds, more or less, resting fit on the
bottoms of vonr shoes will tire your feet unless the shoo bottoms your
feet. SKREEMER shoes am made correctly from the bottom up. and
that’s why they always fit. Look for the labol. If you don’t find
Skreemers readily, write ns for directions how to secure them.
FRED. F. FIELD CO., BrocKton, Mass.
Pole Delicate Women and Girls
The Old Standard GROVE’S TASTELESS CHILL TONIC, drives out Malaria and builds up the
system. You know what you are taking. The formula is plainly printed on every bottle, showing it.
is simply Quinine and Iron in a tasteless, and the most effectual form. For adults and children. 50c..
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Works Like a Charm
<< I recommend Cardm to my lady
friends,” writes Mrs. Mattie Christo¬
pher, of R. F. D. 72, Atlanta, Ga. “I
think it is the best medicine for fe¬
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like a charm. Before taking Cardui,
I had suffered with female trouble for fv
20 years. I was irregular and suf¬
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none me so Atlanta, Ga.
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TAKE CARDUI
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<< Since taking Cardui,” Mrs. Christopher writes,
(( I am regular, suffer no pain and am so much better,
in every way. I cannot praise Cardui too highly.
Cardui is a strength-building medicine, that you
need, if your female functions are disordered, or if
you suffer from any female pains, such as pains in
head, side, back, hip, thigh, dragging sensations,
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VALUABLE Write for 64-page illustrated Book, "Home Treatment for
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