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Woman, the Illogical.
Woman is not only barbarous—she
Is illogical and inconsistent as well,
re marked a man of letters. I was
Iking in the country one day with
a young woman. In a grove we came
i? uon a boy about to shin up a tree.
There was a nest in the tree, and
from ft certain angle it was possible
to see in it three eggs. “You wicked
Httlo boy, *» said my companion,” are
you goto* up there to rlfb that nest?”
“I am, • • replied the boy. “How can
you: r< s be exolaimed; “think how the
mother will grieve over the loss or
her eggs. • > Oh. she won’t care,
B aid the boy, she’s up there in your
>•—New Orleans Times-Democrat.
THE INOPPORTUNI3T.
He has had bis Joys and sorrows,
Had bis lendings and his borrows,
Had his yesterdays, to-morrows,
With their hopes that come and go;
Had a fair share of life's blessing,
D*ne a whole lot of wrong guessing
That knocked out his best finessing
With a sort of back-hand blow,
Though he knows he's rather clever.
Yet somehow he can not sever
From bad luck, for never ever
Does he feel he’s had a show.
—Puck.
Mrs Winslow’s Soothing Syrup for Children
teething, softens thegums reduces mflamma
«i,,n all avs pain .cures wind colic. 25c a bottle
DECLINED.
Foreign Suitor—I would give up
ten thousand milrais to win your
love.
Miss Pittsburg—How much is that
in United States money?
Suitor—Almost five dollars!—Puck.
Capudtna Cures Indigestion Pains,
Belching, whatever Sour Stomach, It and Liquid. Heartburn, Effects
from immediatftjy. Doctors cause. a
and 56c., drug prescribe it. 10c. f
25c., at stores.
NOT HOPEFUL.
Old Golf Professional—Na, ye’ll no
mak’ a gowffer—ye’ve begun ower
late and ye’re ower muekle pottle;
but it’s juist possible if ye pr-ractise
harrd, varra harrd, for twa-fchree
years ye tnicht—
Jones (expectantly)—^Yes?
Professional—Ye micht begin to hae
a glimmer that ye’ll never ken the
T-rudiments o’ the game—Sketch.
OF COURSE
Wta, 4o you think o, then, ,«,
rates?” inquired the first physician.
“I think we ought to raise ’em,”
answered the second physician. “It’s
worth something to get out of a
comfortable bed.”—Louisville Courier
Journal.
Little Bright Eyes Again.
Not the Spirit Medium this time,
but a medium of far greater wonder,
one that brings back the brightness
and vigor to poor, sore, inflamed eyes
vqth but a few external applications.
Who is so ignorant not to know of
Dr. Mitchell’s famous eye salve? Sold
everywhere. Price 25 cents.
We take it for granted, muses the
Christian Register, that our common
blessings are gifts of nature and yet
them, . • whether , it be
every one of . „ a
mode of thought or a mechanical in¬
vention, has name to us at the end
of a line of effort reaching back to
the beginning of human life.
NUSSA 51 Makes the Liver«We!l
Restores Healthy Action to the
Kidneys. Purifies the Blood.
TRY A BOTTLE Ask your dealer for it
Tiff J. R. WATKINS MEDICAL CO.
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A STRING OF DATES.
Louise—Howard seems very devot¬
ed- Does he want to make a date
with you?
Julia (joyously)—He wants to make
a whole calendar with me.—Town
Topics.
BABY’S AWFUL ITCHING HUMOR.
Nothing Would Help Him—Mother
Almost in Despair—Owes Quick
Cure to Cuticura.
“Several months ago, my little boy began
to break out with itching sores. 1 doctored
Kim, but as soon as I got them healed up
in one place they would break out in an¬
other. I was almost in despair. 1 could
not get anything that would help him.
ihen I began to use Cuticura Soap and
Cuticura Ointment, and after using them
three times the sores commenced to heal,
he is now well, and not a scar is left on
his body. They have never returned nor
left him with bad blood, as one would
think. Cuticura Remedies are the best I
have ever tried, and I shall highly recom¬
mend them to any one who is suffering
likewise. Mrs. William Gceding, 102 Wash¬
ington St., Attica, Ind., July 22, 1907.
NO TASTE FOR IT.
“So you won’t join us for an out
' n S in the country?”
“No," answered Mr. Sirius Barker.
“Then you don’t love nature?”
"I’m quite fend of nature; but I
don’t care for sardines and crackers. ’
““Washington Star.
Truth and
Quality
appeal to the Well-Informed in every
walk of life and are essential to permanent
creditable !
success and standing. Accor- j
ugly, it is not claimed that byrup of lugs )
■ nd Elixir of Senna is the only remedy of |
mown value, but one of many reasons
vhy it is the Lest of personal and family
ixatives is the fact that it cleanses,
veetons and relieves the internal organs
>n which it acts without any debilitating
fter effects and without having to increase
he quantity from time to time.
It acts pleasantly and naturally and
truly as a laxative, and its component
parts are known to and approved by
physicians, as it is free from all objection¬
able substances. To get its beneficial
effects always purchase the genuine—
manufactured by the California Fig Syrup
Co., only, and for sale by all leading drug¬
gists.
THE HUNT.
Ursus Major—W T hat’s the matter?
Ursus Minor—1 see a shooting star
■coming.—New York Sun.
CUIIES AUL itching eiWtions.
Glencoe, Md., Nov. 21st, 1907: “I have had
eczema on my hands for 12 years, and have
tried everything. I have been using tet
ffE-ai-NE 4 days and the results are great.”
Signed, Mrs. JL Harvey. Tetterine is the
surest, safest, speediest cure for eczema
and all other skin diseases. Sold by drug»
gists or sent by mail for 50e. by J. T. Shoe*
trike, Dept. A, Savannah, Ga.
THE YOTE GETTER.
Knicker—Is he a vote getter?
Bocker—Yes, be gets them all
against him.—New York Sun.
--G' Mou XXTrXXr-' s 11ns
.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward
auredYy ^
F. j. Cheney & Co., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe
him perfectly honorable in all business:
transactions and financially able to carry
out any Obligations made by his firm
sale Druggists, Toledo, o.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act
“SSSS
Price, 75c. per bottle. Sold bv all Druggists, j
Take Hall’s Family pun for eon«t i D ation. ;
'CAUSES A COLDNESS. :
“How do you heat your house?” j
“With a furnace.”
“And how do you cool it off?”
“Family misunderstandings.”—
Nashville American
____ thousands cured;
Mummanom dufIIMATISM now curable; )?lven;prlee re¬
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r,-n« etnmp 1 alororter. Only
<5TU»to v-'i St,.l stump Puller P«tory Steel m taatmjs.
IV, - matin, tlieir «»"
:;a Gunranteud (or 500 horae
Catalogue and diacuuota. iddraea .
2WMERMANN STEEL CO.. • Lona Tree. Iowa.
HELP Dr. MARTEL’S Insist on Preparation Having
FOR
WWIvS&Ji'w The standard Kemedr.
at druggists.
^end ior littoli. “ECeliel tor Women.”
FRENCH DRU g CO., 30 W. 32d St.. N. Y. City.
eves, with Jff afilictcl weak use TIioin pson’sEyeWater
(At.44-’08)
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PROTECT YOUR LUNGS l
j; cough you catch settles on your lung3, you have weak lungs. !
Don’t let the cough hang on. A “ hang-on ” cough is dangerous to
strong kings—doubly so to weak ones. Get rid of it in the beginning
' * wills Pirn’* Cure. It acts promptly and effectively; allays the irritation,
reduces, the congestion, frees the throat of phlegm, clears the unsurpassed clogged air
passage* and stops the cough. For nearly half a century the
i. medy for the worst forms of coughs, colds and chest complaints has been
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Usf.
The old expression, "Make one hand I
another," does not apply to the ;
hands. *
io Drive Out iluiiu'iu and liuild Uf
tile System
Take the Old Standard Groves Taste
mess Umu Tonic. Yon kuo-.v what you
are taking. The formula is plainly simply printed
ou ever v bottle, showing it is Qui
nine an t’l Iron iu a tasteless form, and the
For grown peopla
^ cluUll . an .
The farmer who~gbes in debt to
make a crop is not working for him¬
self.
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Proof is inexhaustible that |
V; 0mp0 | 11 *
through th© Change Oi Jjiit,. f ifo
Read the letter Mrs. E. Hanson,
304 E. Long St., Columbus, Ohio,
writes to Mrs. Pinkliain:
ti I was passing through the Change
of Life, and suffered from nervous¬
ness, headaches, and other annoying
symptoms. My doctor told me that
Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com
pound was good for me, and since tak
ing it I feel so much better, and I can
again do my own work. I never forget
pq ^, 0^1 my friends what Lydia L. 1. ink
ham’s Vegetable Compound did for me
during this trying period.”
r rftrTQ FOR SBCK WORJ8ENL
For thirty years T Lydia ,• -pi E. 1 p;,,i 1UL
i nlu > s Vegetable Compound, made
front t^'lnrd roots and herbs has been tile
romedvfor female ills,
and has positively cured thousands ot
-women who have been, troubled With
tion, fibroid tumors, irregularitie s,
periodic pains, backache, that bear
ing-downfeeling, flatulency, indlges
tion, dizziness or nervous prostration,
Why don’t you try it ? j
Mrs. Pinkham invites all sick
vomen^to Lynn, Mass.
health. Address, i .
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DYES
dye In cold water hotter than any other dye. You
MON ROB ORC’G CO., Quincy, Illinois.
It’s not so much what we say, but what other ladies say, about Cardui, as a cure for female ail¬
ments, that we ask you to believe.
Cardui has benefited so many ladies, that it should surely help you. Being prepared from harm¬
less, vegetable ingredients, it is a safe, natural medicine, that can always be relied on.
mi Take Cardui
X i Mrs. Verna Wallace, of Sanger, Tex., writes: “Cardui has done more for me than I
sly can describe. Last spring I was taken with female inflammation and consulted a
K doctor, but to avail, I took Cardui, and inside of three days, I able to do
no so was my
housework. Since then my trouble has never returned.” Try it.
I \ Thu FOR foundation MEN of slice
comfort and must be at the bot¬
tom, if the bottom of
tho shoe is different from
the bottom of *
I does not fit. HI
shoes are built from
ground for label. up to If FI T. Look
the you dent write
easily find these shoes,
us for them. directi»B8 how to
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r- BROCKTON, MASS.
M-V. Of*,
OF LIVING ALARMS FRANCE 1
Burdened More Heavily
Than in Any Other Country.
The cost of living in France I? in
at a pace which is creat
both alarm and comment, Al
the advance In prices in the
few years is common to all conn
It seems to have been more
in France than elsewhere. Not
foodstuffs of every description
clothing and other necessaries of
are going up rapidly in price,
rents, which have remained Bta
for years, are rising at an un- j
rate.
The official statistics of the
of all ■sorts of supplies
public charities, just pub
bring out the facts in a
fashion. Within four years :
average cost of food* and clotti
purchased fer public charities
increased almost 10 per cent.
Increase can be indicated in the
items/. Milk, 13 per cent.;
27 per cent.; potatoes, 10 per
cheese, 1(1 per cent..; oil, !5 per
peas, 14 per cent.; rice, 100
cent., and coke and wood, 50 per
Without an exception every
on the list, has gone up from
to 100 per cent. Even horse meat
risen from 20 to 31 cent'; a
Much of the responsibility for the .
increase in cost of living is laid at
the door of the additional ,i ait inn nl burdens minieiis
Imposed on commerce and industry
bv the weekly day of rest law, the
emp,oyers’ U.W.Ity act »»,! »0,or
of a. socialistic chaiacter
deshned to protect the masses at the
expense of the more wealthy classes.
lit is feared, furthermore, that with
the coming of old-age pensions and
shorter hours of labor, for which the
trades unions are contending, prices
w ill inevitably -go higher instead of
i ower
The Fren , c ,h taxpayer already car
ries a larger burden than the resi
dent dent of of an; anv other country. ■ Leaving
communal and vi ... i.w .
aside minor
taxes, about $740,000,000 Is raised an
anally in taxation. Over one-third
of the total sum. howetor goes .
.
year for the payment of the Intel
u»o» national
debt. Another "
the and ,
the expenses of army, navy :
'colonies, leaving only a third of «
total amotnt for the ordinary civi j
public service.
Says the St. Louis Republic: “The !
sovereign preventive of tuberculosis
is wholesome living, with a suffleien- j
cy of nutritious victuals and good I
breathing of good air. Among the j
most vulnerable points in which to j
attack It are unsanitary tenements, j
shops and factories. A deadly enemy |
of tuberculosis in crowded cities i3 ;
plenty of parks, playgrounds and
breathing spaces.
Put botli In and mix
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i We have been telling you ell
along to use not less than
6 per cent, of Potash in your
■wheat fertilizer.
We have told you how to add 0 per cent, of Potash to hone or phos¬
phate, by mixing 100 lbs. of either with 15 lbs. of Muriate of Potash.
Have you arranged to dc this 1 To increase your wheat crop at a
cost of less than 10 cents per bushel?
It not, telephone to your dealer to get the Potash at once—or, to
furnish you with a 2-8-6 fertilizer for your wheat—equally good for rye.
Potash is profit. But next week we may be too late to get the goods
delivered in time for use. Therefore, do it now.
Send tor Our Book«, containing facts about soil,
crops, manures and fertilizers. Mailed frtt.
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Hon. 11. S. Tharin, Attorney at Law and
for Anti-Trust League, writes from
C., follows: Ave., N. W. f Washington,
us
Having used Pcruna for catarrhal
I ain able to testify to itg
remedial excellence and do not hesi
ate to giv# it Riy emphatic endorsement
j earues t recommendation to all peraong
by that disorder. It is also ft
"j'l!? if Aylmer 1 0.
Can., writes: “Lgst winter wm
with pneumonia after havino la,
I became I took quite Peruua Well. for I ttyo also months, induced
vouug lady, wlio was all rati down
confined to the houfcc. for to take Peruna, month*
is after able taking follow Peruna her trade three of tailoring,
to
I cun recommend Peruna fur all who
ill and require a tortic.”
Pc-ru-na Tab cts.
Some than people to take prefer medicine to take in tablet*,' a fluid
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