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HON. DAVID JAYNE HILL, OF NEW YORK.
Novel lee Cream Server.
An entirely new method of serving
Ice cream is the recent patent of a
New York man. He abolishes the old
system by means of a spoon, As
shown in the illustration, this ice
cream server is in the form of a cylin¬
der, which is attached to a handle.
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Sliding within the handle and the
cylinder are a piston and a plunger,
bo devised that tho insertion of the
instrument into the receptacle con¬
taining tho ice cream will cause the
receiver to be filled. Pressure upon
the piston causes the contents of the
cylinder to be expelled. The plunger
Is operated in a novel manner by
means of a trigger which is net in the
handle convenient for operation by
the fingers of the operator.—Wash¬
ington Star.
Authority.
#» Going lo marry Miss Mannish,
«h? How did you discover that she
was the one girl in the world for
you 7 ‘‘She told me. »# •Houston
Post.
A Young Lady From Town.
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too frightened to run)—“Lie down,
Bir; lie down!”—London Weekly Tel¬
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Democracy Under Foot.
One of the Ohio Congressmen tells
the following as indicative of the pes*
simistic view' of the average politician
when in the throes of defeat:
The day after the routing of Parker
In 1904 one of the Democratic news¬
papers in the Buckeye State sent out
I a circular telegram soliciting expres¬
sions of opinion from various poli¬
ticians throughout the State. It is
claimed that the quaintest of the lot
was the report of one county chair¬
man, expressed In these terms:
“County has gone for Roosevelt by
150. The people are in minority.
Heaven help us!” Philadelphia
Ledger.
Insulated Screwdriver.
Working around electric wires with
an ordinary screwdriver has been the
cause of numerous injuries to the op¬
erators. Contact with the live wire,
of course, results in a short circuit.
How easily such accidents can be
averted is shown by a Connecticut
man, who has invented and patented
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the insulated screwdriver shown here.
Instead of constructing the handle of
wood it is made of non-conducting
material. The latter also incases the
metal shank to within a few inches
of the end. This allows ample sur¬
face for the operator to grasp and
operate the screwdriver without fear
of being electrically shocked by con¬
tact with a live wire, and is thus as¬
sured of protection from such acci¬
dents.—Washington Star.
Style Versus Fashion.
A coat may be fashionable but not
stylish, or it may be stylish and not
fashionable. Fashion is capricious
and ephemeral; sometimes sane and
beautiful, but frequently the fad or
fleeting folly of the moment. Fash¬
ion is for a day; style is for all time.
—Tailor and Cutter.
Real Life in The Country.
-Life, to the average man, means
hard, anxious work, with
ment at the end, whereas it ought to
/mean plenty of time lor hooks and
talk. There is something wrong
a system which condemns ninety-nine
hundredths of the race to an
tence as bare of intellectual activity
and enjoyment as that of a horse and
with the added anxiety concerning
the next month’s rent. Is there
escape? Through years of toil I sus
pected that there might be such an
escape. Now, having escaped, I am
sure of it, so long as oatmeal is les3
than 3 cents a pound, so long as thp
fish bite and the cabbage grows, I
shall keep out of the slavery of mod¬
ern city existence, and live fn God’?
cunshine.—Hubert.
CONSTIPATION AND BIEIOVffSnBSS.
Constipation sends poisonous matter
bounding through tho body. Dull headache,
i-our Stomach, Feted Breath, Bleared Eyes,
Loss of Energy and Appetite are the surest
signs of the affliction. Young's Lives PIiljls
positively cure oonstipation. They awaken
the sluggish liver to better action, cleanse
the bowels, strengthen the weakened parts,
induce appetite and aid digestion. Price
25 cents from your dealer or direct from
the laboratory. Free sample by mail to any
address. J. M. Youno, Jh., Wuycrossv Gai
HE ALSO HEARD.
Mrs. Hicks was telling some ladies
about the burglar scare in her house
the night before.
** Yes,” she said, ‘‘I heard a noise
and got up, and there, from under
the bed, I saw a man’s legs sticking
out. »»
... Mercy!” exclaimed a woman. “The
burglar's legs?”
“No, my dear; my husband’s legs.
He heard the noise, too.”—Every¬
body’s. ,
ANTIDOTE FOR SKIN DISEASES.
That’s what Tetterixe is; and it is more.
It is an absolute cure for eczema, tetter,
ringworm, erysipelas and all other itching
eataaeous diseases. • In aggravated been cases phe¬
of these afflictions its cures have
nomenal. It gives instant relief and effects
permanent cures. 50c. at druggists or by
mail from J. T. Shuptrine, Dept. A, Sa¬
vannah, Oa.
ANTS THAT GROW MUSHROOMS.
Insects Make Excellent Gardeners
In South America.
Professor J. R. Ainsworth Davis
gives latest proofs of the ant’s right
to onr applause. He says: In trop¬
ical America the traveler in their
native region often sees thousands
of ants marching in column of route,
each holding in its powerful jaws a
piece of green leaf about the size
of a sixpence. These they take to
their nests. The material is used
as an elaborate sort of mushroom
culture, requiring mu'eh more skill
and intelligence than that in which
human beings engage. The mush¬
room flower sets spawn in the beds
he prepares, hut the ant does not
need to do this. The desired spawn
soon makes its appearance In the
chewed leaf. But in its natural state
it Is inedible, and must undtergo
careful treatment before it yields the
mushroom which the ant desires. The
necessary work is done by a special
caste If gardener ants. These weed
out obnoxious germs, etc., and prun¬
ing off the tips of the threads, pre¬
vent them from growing into the air
and producing useless toadstools. As
a result of this the threads swell
Into innumerable little rounded white
thickenings, each of which is about
one-fiftieth of an inch across, It is
these which are the mushrooms.
These curious bodies constitute the
sole food of the ant—or, at any rate,
the chief food.
EAGER TO WORK
Health Regained by Right Food;
The average healthy man or wom¬
an is usually eager to be busy at
some useful task or employment.
But let dyspepsia or indigestion
get hold of one, and all endeavor be¬
comes a burden.
u A year ago, after recovering from
an operation,” writes a Mich, lady,
a my stomach and nerves began to
give me much trouble.
M At times my appetite was
vora¬
cious, but when indulged, indigestion
followed. Other times I had 1 no- ap¬
petite whatever. The food It took did
not nourish me and I grew weaker
than ever.
<« I lost Interest in everything and
wanted to be alone. I had always
had good nerves, but now the merest
trifle would upset me and 1 bring on a
violent headache. Walking across
the room was an effort and prescribed
exercise-was out of the question.
“I had seen Grape-Nuts advertised,
but did not believe what I read, at
the time. At last when it seemed as
if I were literally starving, I began to
eat Grape-Nuts.
“I had not been able to work for a
year, but now after two months on
Grape-Nuts I am eager to be at work
again. My stomach gives me no trou¬
ble now, my nerves are steady as
ever, and interest in life and ambi¬
tion have come back with the return
to health. tt
a There’s a Reason.”
Name given by Postum Co., Battle
Creek, Mich. Read “The Road to
Wellvflle,” in pkgs.
Ever read the above letter? A
new one appears from time to time.
They are genuine, true, and full of
human interest.
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• AT THE CHOP HOUSE.
Mary Blit had a little lamb, grief
later said with
That if she’d known how dear ft was
She would have ordered beef.
—Chicago Tribune.
BETWEEN “FA1TS. tt
Madge—“Was it a
catch ? ”
Mabel—“She ran to Europe'
him.-”—Puck.
NOT SO ENACTING.
« So' you’re a butcher'now?”
Yes,” explained the - former
goods clerk. “The ladies don’t
to match spare-ribs or
Washington Herald. »
A FINE PART'.
•< I tKi'rrk: I’ll dramatize one of
Henry James” sentences.”
“Only one sentence to the*play?”
"Sure. That ought to satisfy any
lady star-.-’”—Louisville
nal.
AN EXCUSING SPIRIT.
it Didn’t I see the grocer’s boy
you this morning;. Martha?”'
Yes’m; But lie ain’t to 1
ma’am. ’Twas the iceman set
the bad example.”—New York.
nal.
DISCUSSING terms:
"Did you come to terms with
cook?”'
“Havern't as yet. I’m holding out
for more' afternoons out per week
than she wants, ta allow.”—Hou
Chronicle.
THE POWER OF NIAGARA’..
Mr. Howard—“Isn’t it
what force-Niagara has?”
Mrs. Talkmucb—“Marvelous!' Do
you know, when I. first saw it foT a
full moment I. couldn’t speak.—
Brooklyn Life.
STRICTLY CONVENTIONAL,
“Anything out of the ordinary
about this wedding out in the mining
regions?”
“Not a thing. There was the-usual
fracas, and the groom wore the con¬
ventional black, eye..’^—Kansas City
Journal.
SMALL CHANGE:
« It’s three years, since I was in this
city, ” said the strangen;, as he finished
his dinner. u City looks the same-:.”'
it I don’t find much change, »• re*
marked the waiter, as he took up the
dime that was, left from, the: dollar
bill.-—Puck..
THEIR COLLEGE' B0Y3;
First Mother (reading letter from
son at.college)—“Henry’s letters al«
ways. send, me’ to the dictionary.. n
Second. Mother (resignedly)
it. That’s nothing. Jack’s letters al»
ways send me to. the bank..”-—New
York Journal..
HOW ROWS begin:
ft Hubby,. I dreamed last night that
you didn't love me. »
it How foolish you are.”
a Foolish, am I? As if I could help
what I dream about! ”
And the fracas was on.—Louisville
Courier-Journal.
RETROGRESSION.
u The last time I saw you you
were
complaining about your servant be¬
ing slow.
“Oh,, she’s progressing now. »»
“Is she really?”
“Yes, she’s getting slower and
slower.”—Democratic Telegram.
CONTINUOUS PERFORMANCE.
H. Why have you quit work?” de¬
manded the farmer.
it. I just put in twenty minutes
saw¬
ing wood,” replied the actor who had
hired out on the farm.
II Well, you ain’t in vaudeville.
You’re playing in the legit now."—
Pittsburg Post.
A DISTINCTION.
a Phat’s Tim Phelan lukkin’
SO
chisty over? O’ill break the face av
him! »»
tt Shure, an’ it’s th’ proud day for
Tim. He’s just got a letther from th’
ould sod, sayin’ thot his cousin’s bin
hanged fer killin’ an’ robbin’ an Eng¬
lishman. ”—J udge.
AN EXPERT HERSELF,
tt Now that is what is known
as a
safe hit,” volunteered the escort, "and
entitles the runner to take his place
on the second base.”
tt Yes,” responded the damsel, a and
if that duffer had the base-running
ability of an ice wagon he'd have
stretched that bingle into a three
bagger.” — Louisville Courier- Journal
! The men who are always punctual
to thoir appointments are the 1 ones
who get there.
j'o Drive Out .Malaria and Duild U|
the System
Take the Old Standard Okovk'b Tast*.
[jess taking. Chill Tonic, The formula You is know plainly what Von
are bottle, showing it is simply printed
on every Iron in tasteless form, Ut,,
nine and a and the
most effectual form, for grown peonle
and children. 50r.
Most men’s weaknesses are blamed
to hum an nature.
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Good Thing to Know.
Those, who traverse the alkali
plains 'of the West and inhabit tiui
garni blown regions of Texas, fj,.d
daily need for a reliable eye salve.
They never drug the eye, but simply
apply externally the staple, L'r
Mitchell’s Eye Salve. This Salve i
sold everywhere. Price 25c.
To reason with a person does not
mean to start a hot argu ment.
Hicks’ Capudine Cures Nervousness
Whether tired out, worried, overworked, or
what not. It refreshes the lirain and
nerves. It’s Liquid and pleasant to take
10c., 25c., and 50c., at drug stores.
How can a man be upright who is
down and out?
LITTLE BOY KEPT SCRATCHING.
Eczema Lasted 7 Years—Face was Ail
Raw — Skin Specialists Failed,
But Cuticuru Effected Cure..
“When my little boy was six weeks old
an eruption broke out om his face. 1 took
him to a doctor, but his face kept on get¬
ting worse until it got so bad that no one
could look at him. His whole face was one
crust and must have been very painful. He
scratched day and night until his face was
raw. Then I took him to' all the best
specialists in skin diseases, but they could
not do much for him. The eczema got ■. j
his arms and legs and we could not get a
night’s sleep in months. I. got a set of
Cuticura Remedies and he felt, relieved the
first time I used them. I gave the Cuti¬
cura Remedies a good trial and gradually
the eczema healed all up. He is now seven
years old and I think the trouble will
never return. Mrs. John G. Klumpp, SO
Niagara St., Newark, N. J.,,Gct. 17 and
22, 1907- It
Some people say awful sarcastic
things and call it a joke.
PERFECT HEALTH
After Years of Backache, Dizziness
and Kidney Disorders..
Mrs. R. C. Richmond,, of. North
wood, Iowa, says: “For years I. was a
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and the backache ceased. Encour¬
aged, I kept on and by the time-1 had
used three boxes not. a. sign of. the
trouble remained. My health/ is per¬
fect.”
Sold by all dealers-. 50- cents, a box.
Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo. N. Y.
He who freely spends his money
is always called a good’fellow.
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