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ERA-KING,
n uns a eaewult.
tVmdi German of Onethf .)
rteamCrenwiiiaaJ, rrri-Klnit, In OsrmsB, natural Is the name "inch, applied seeord- to s
to Osrmsn p.«tioai raton& p&wer, awvtta In the ra¬
• 1 * m, ntohur and rota
ws—* br M the (oust, sate wre y eia
men, end Mpeotailj- tot ciilMreu, tiiroejtfl dato-
S»» eeduction.]
Sim rldn St night Uatonab the foreet so wild t
ft 1* the father with hi* darting rhijd •
frrm • shielding his pet with his loving arm
the roaring terey a st —trmu ererj harm.
* M}> ton, whsl troohles so thr ssstons sight T"
* Oh, see ! ’a* the Erf-King lay roster hgbt -
rbe isreihie Krl-EJng—aipesk Hot so hwd
" Child, ’Us but the ragged edge of t cloud.”
* mi tvaovss truss.
Oh, beautiful child! with roe c«i* sod tire;
rhonll Share *11 the >or* icy power can giro;
Manj gaj-oolotwd Sower* bloom on the aboth!
Uj mother s waits Uas-tofi s full
“ Vslbvv. Oh, father! and did yon not tear
Th. Erl-Kiu* whisper, no tom *od« mil*
Us still, my child; my darling, l* at naaa;
Twsa but tae wild gait bonding ’mid thslrMn.”
“Oh, heantootmehlSd! wilt Ihon go with met
My daughter, so lowly, shall ears tor thus:
UghUy shall baar the. ’raid tbs whirling chance.' danns, 1
and hug tbs* aud Mae tbs* at svary
“ Fatbar, Oh, falhor: mmI noi over (bar*
Ert-Xing's {tola dsaghlsr ettalng through 0>s alrT’’
nrccTicB.
“ Coma, CMS*, silly ohlld, i'll o« longvr tbe* delay.
Or visa from thjr fatlisr toar away.”
” Fathar, dear father, now hold to inv tight.
Or Eri-Xlng nrlll drag tua away to-night. ’
Tbs fsthsr, ahnihlsritig. Void (trssd alarms,
Claeped tighter th* dying child in hi* anna ‘
flwiftiy Id! riling, he f*l»dd the child old hoiueeteed, deed.
la arm* ble darling wee
Remarkable Discovery of a Murder.
The following account of a murder
which was committed in Bcrmnda in the
autumn of 1878 is by the Attomey
Oeneral of the islands, Mr. 8. Brownlow
Gray: “In
the autumn of 1878 s man com¬
mitted a terrible crime in Homeraot,
which waa for some time involved in
deep mystery. His wife, a handsome
suddenly and decent and mulatto entirely worn from an, disappeared aight, after
going home from church on Sunday,
October 20. husband, Suspicion immediately fell
upon the a clever young reflow
of about thirty, but no trnco of the miss¬
seemed ing woman was left probability Ik'IiiikI, and that there the
crime would a strong undetected.
remain On
Hunday, however, October 27, a week
after the woman had dmapjmarod,
Homerville boatmen looking out toward
the hub, as is their custom, were struck
the by observing of in which the Long Bsy ruffled Channel, by
aurfaoo was a
alight breeze, their a long streak illustration, of calm, such
■«, to use own a cask
of oil usually diffuses around it when in
the water. The feverish anxiety about
tbe minting woman -suggested stone
strange calm connection the mode betwounthiasingular of her disappearance.
and
Two I or three tell you—her days after—why brother not and sooner three
cannot
other men went ont to the wpot where it
waa nbaerved, and from which it hud not
disappeared aeries fish since hooks Hunday, along and with a
of ranged a long
line draggt<d the bottom of the channel,
but at first without ancocas. Shifting
the position of the lioat, tiny dragged a
Uttie further to windward, and presently
the line was caught. With water glnasc*
the meu discovered that they hail caught
it in a skeleton which was hold down by
some line; «<>metliing heavy weight. suddenly They pulled on the
gave way, and
up came the skeleton of the trunk,
pelviB, which and legs of a human laxly, from
almost overv vestige of flc»h had
disappeared, bnt which, from the minute
fragment* remaining, and tim terrible
stench, had evidently not lain tong in the
water. The husband was a fisherman,
and Long Boy Channel was a favorite
fishing ground, and he calculated, truly
enough, destroy tliat the fish would very soon
all means of identification; but
it never entered into liis head that as
the they did so their ravages, combined with
process of deoomiwsitioii, would set
free the matter which was to write the
traces of his crime on the surfaoe of the
water. The case seems to bo an exceed¬
ingly interesting one; book the calm ia not
mentioned in any on medical juris¬
prudence that I have, and the doctors
seem not to have had experience of such
an occurrence. A diver went down and
found a stone with a rope sttechod, by
which the body had been held down,
and also portious of the scalp and of
skin of the solo of the foot, and of
ing, identified. by means Tbe of which husband the body
was
guilty and executed- "
Min Mu lock's Romance.
It wm “John Halifax,” published af¬
ter she waajhirty years old, that brought
her fame, aud made the task of earning
her doily bread a little less arduou*.
Seven years later ah* was awarded a
She pension of titrea hmulml dollars a year.
In 1865 was nearly forty when she married.
iu the Capt English George LiHin Oraik, an offi¬
cer army, who hod been is
the Crimea, met Mi*.-, Muloek, and, al¬
though her wail soma years l»er junior, addrmtsed
sufineedol in wtsning her Imnd.
and They their proved moat cougeaial rom|>au|oiis,
married lift* wm all they could
vriah, with but one ejception. ’flic wo¬
man whose love for children gnumnled
almost to • paaoion, who wrote “ Philip,
My King,” was denied the hsppineas of
“f feeling Iwhy fingers upon her tdicek or
This ever hearing hersSlf called pnother.
was » aevere sotrow, hut even tins
pain hM been ivu-tiyaMuagetl Btraugcly
enough, herhuBlwuid one dark, rainy night, wliile ahe
and were speaking of chil¬
dren and of the joy and bnghtueoa they
bring to so many dwellings, there came
a loud ring at the 1*11 and tiwn a furious
knocking. the till On openiug the door, lying
ui>on oluaed in they found a haakut o»Jr
tunny they wraraiings. discovered When they
little wmm b«b haby ovea only few hours old. a lovely Tho
a
child was wrapped iu out roll after tto
othcr of India tnualin, and on its breast
be was kind pinned a note little begging waif Mrs. Craik to
to the Ui u* brought to
her door, aad assuring her.that s no m
lifted 1 J
in
her ly to
ttie poor dt IN
and ahs tint became child PorqBea, legally Ggd*g adootod v«i
their
passionately daughter, aa loved tenderly cherished though aha ana had as
as
been their own.
-
t * ' > RfeotnitUeB. i
Alter he bad chased the ear for a
block and a half tie managed to gut
fhoari, he found when, of much his friend* to lua iadirai«faom in Hie cal,
one
“You i ou row row me me running inp—why didn’t jou
stop the oar and not et me ran myaelf
to death I" and with a hHiked finger he
»«r5tS8f*WFS& recognise
yon at first. 1 could olilv aae
Uw wppei part of your Ixidy from where
I waa sitting. If 1 had only seen your
fett I would have ktivwu yen w-veiai
milro.” The rest of ths p««enger»
glanced at lua feet and smiled. They
g Pwrito a Wkm.
Telegraphic Blonder*.
A gentleman who had gone to the
errantry to find a summer location for his
family to-night,” telegraphed and the to his wife wife. posted “ Home
eo Into
the ooM'.tjry atouoe, while the husband
was making Ml way in a contrary direc¬
tion.
Not long since a meaaage came to the
principal of a business house in thia city
from hit traveling agent who had
raachod Philadelphia— ,T Am at Continen¬
tal Hotel. Sena some hash by mail”
The agent did no* intend to reflect on
the food at the hotel, but wanted “ cash "
sent by mail
As affectionate uncle was informed by
telegraph: "Mary Come is rare.” to be Mary, buried on
Weaneeday. lived in Chicago, hie favorite who
and, hehod not was heard of her iilnoM, niece,
as
the sad intelligence gave him a severe
shock. He dreeaed himself in deep
mourning, and mads s hurried journey
to the west to find a jovisl party
bled at Mary’s wedding. be buried The wires had
arranged for her to “ ” instead
at "married.”
Probably that the occurred worst blunder in the ever made of
was one ease a
St. Louis merchant, who, while in New
York, received a telegram informing him
tiiat nia wife was ill. He sent a message
to his family sieknea* dootor, and ii asking there the nature
of the was any dan
ger, No and dan gkr. {ooeived Yonr promptly wife had the answer: child.
M a
If we cun keep her from having another
to-night she will de welL” The mystifi¬
cation of the agitated second husband inquiry wan not
removed until a revealed
the fact that his indisposed lady had had
a "ohili ”—From the, Itour.
fSt. Paul Monct r Presx.]
IV hat we Hate.
Wo hate growling, no matter the
source or eauxe. au<l recommend here¬
with the remedy. Uxe 8t. Jacobs Oil
;$id laugh time. at pain, It wilt do the work
every
An Eel Story.
Not long Hince a well on th® farm of
Aimer Welsh, near impurities Orangovillo, tho Pa., in
conseqmaice of in water,
waa cleaned, and when found the in water the waa
pumped wall out there was bottom the edge
of the near the decaying
remains of a large eel. Tho history of
this eel run* a» follow*: In tin* snmuet resided
of 18T>9 Joseph Hngoa, who then
on thia farm, caught a numlxur of eels,
among which wna one enormous eel,
winch he neighlxira. took great The pride eels in exhibiting left
to his were
over night in a vessel standing on the
well floor and in the morning tne large
eel was gone. Tho natural supposition
was that it had been stolon, but the truth
waa that it had squirmed out of the tub,
worked its wav through the Hoot und fell
twenty-throe foet into the water. Home
year* later it was seen by a man cleaning
the well. On account of tho sandy liot
tom and abundance of water all attempts
to catch it were fruitless. From time to
to time it was seen by persons cleaning
the well, until this season, when, well the
water becoming tainted, the was
again cleaned and his remains were found.
Before the visitation of this eol small
liuu-ils were so plentiful in tlio well that
great care had to bo taking in using tho
water. Binoo then scarcely any have
liocn found till tills summer. Now they
have again mode their appearance.
[Cleveland (Ohio) Hersld.] ’*
A Hammock’s Wild Way.
An Illinois exchange feels called to
tints deliver ittw-lf: “His hummock
swung loose at the s|s»rt of the wind,”
and tumbled the Hon. J. 8. Irwin on
head, and but tor the application pf 8t.
Jacolts Oil, he might have gone “where
the woodbine twineth.” Even sn dear
Beacon as inauv others have gone,
failing to use the Great German Remedy
in time, for their rheumatism and other
of dangerous diseases, “have paid the debt
Nature.” Rub is our motto.
Died as t King Should.
J. £. M urdoi'h has written a book Oil
tbe stage, in which oecura the following
story: Mr. Mae
following r. ready wm fond his of telling the
Amerioan indepondeuoe, sti»ry as exemplified experiance of
in
a Western ardor, of the aelf-satisflwl
kind. “In the lost act of ‘Hamlet,’”
said he, “I was very anxious to have
the King, who was rat her of a democrat¬
ic turn of mind, to fall, when 1 stabbed
him, over the steps of the throne and on
the right-hand aide, with hie feet to the
loft, in order that when I wm to fall I
should have the center of the stage to
myself, as tiefitting the principal per¬
sonage of the tragedy. No objection
was made to this request on the part of
the actor, hut at night, to my great sur¬
prise, he wheeled directly round after
receiving the sword thrust, and deliber¬
ately fell in the middle of the scene, just
on the spot where I wna in the habit of
dying. himself, Well, as a dead man oumiot
move and aa there wn* no
time lor other* to do it, the King’s body
remain'd in poesesaion of my place, null
I was farced to flud oaotner dtuation,
which I did, and ftaiohed tite scene in
the best way I could. . J
“WhenI ax»o«tu]»te<l with hia Maj¬
esty for tlio ht*erty he Liu! taken, he
coolly Western replied peo)de : know • Mr. Malready, ’alvQut we
King* tiist Uvey nothing have
excepting an odd
I trick thought, of doing 1 m they please • therefore,
do as I was King, I had a right
to whatever -- pleased; and so,
sir, I feu liaok upon my kingly rights,
from which, you perceive, air there is
no appeal.* Y retired," raid Mr. M«o
hearty ready, laugh “ to my dreaatng-rooin to have s
over what I felt more like
erring over a moment before.
-<»' '■ rft » f mm
Tn retnejr ft*» wffl sin tite matrf dtieasei
ftoffltar Lew o»ra—.Wettrr'S'jk-xcnuML to women t» TVsrusr’B Safe Eid**y and
A voLtua containing deeeriptiaus of
all the presents ever given tit a Queen is
oertaiuly Queen an oddity, but it is said that
Victoria proposes to issue such a
It is t
ha, and to in I
imt simple U .-I,
been given ) bjeqte at
loraL
Lov* In a cottage with forced -beef
and cabbage, double diacoonta married
infelicity in a palace with quail ou toast
and champagne. Thia ia time, young peo- J
plfa though tt lo oks hud to betteve.
Feeble Lelies.
Thcwe languid, tiresome sensations,
enuring yen te feel aearoely able robe on
fret: 'that eoMtant drain that that is
taking from your system all its elasticity;
driving the blood from your cheeks; tliat
coe'inual strain upon vour vital forces,
marvelous remedy, Hop Itittera. Irregu
lariites and otwtruction- of your ayrtem
are relieved at once, while the -peelal
cause Will of bead periodical this ?—dJincinnati pain t» removed.
you Jktur
day - m
being vaoset,
Bible Revision.
Concerning the revision of the Bible
the ChriHum Union says : "The work
is rapidly drawing to a close. We may
ekpect the issue at the end of this year
or the beginning of the next Tire
New Typninnt will lie published
by itself. The Old Testament caa
not, properly, bo issued before
1883, owing to its greater bulk.
If we should indulge in prejudiced predictions minds we
should likely say that
will object to many changes that will be
found, because some familiar phrases, let,’
like ‘He who now letteth will will
(we doubt not ;) be rubbed out, and some
thing better lnserted. But thoughtful the
persons, and those who desire mean¬
ing of the Greek original, cannot but lie
pleased with a translation in which forty
ona Greek scholars of all Christian creedt
one agreed. We are no* afraid that if
style any more than in translation thee*
forty-one men will go astray and shoefc
the Protestant worl d. Thes e men know
what JSsihah. is good English, and what is digni
fled They love the old En¬
glish does, and Bible they as will much as that Bishop it is Coxe nr/*
see
roughly treated. Our advice, then, i'
to keep aad quiet then till the revised examine version it, ap
pears, let ns not *
the light of our prejudices, but in thf
light of a •eholarly common sense. All
attempts now to gay what it is, or to as¬
sail it, are premature. Onr own writing
is merely to show that wo have reason to
expect the beet.”
One Experience from Many.
‘‘I had been sick ami miserable so long
and had caused my husband so much
trouble and expense, no one seemed to
know what ailed me, arid I was com¬
pletely disheartened and discouraged. bottle of Hop In
this frame of mind I got a
Bitters and used them unknown to my
guincil family. I fast soon that ltegan my husband to improve and fam¬ and
so
ily thought It strange and unnatural, but
when they said I told ‘Hurrah them what Hop had Bitters! helped long me,
for
may may they prosper, and for they have
made mother well us happy—The
Mother.—Home Journal.
Th® Flint Hlceplng-Onr.
A writer iu the llavuiiport Democrat
Urns toH* tlio story of tho firet. slooping
onr and its firet public qppeerance: ‘‘1
remomlxsr the date of its very first ap¬
pearance—Hcpt. 1(1, 18/56. I was on my
early way W»Mit, and had iirrivixl at, Toledo
in the evening, licliind time, and
hod two hours to pass before the depart¬
ure of tho train for Chicago, in t-lie
waiting-room. I had notioed a rather
queer-looking countryman, accosted and, some¬
what to my surprise, ho me
with the inquiry :
«» i Wouldn’t you like to see something
now ?’
“ Of oonraa I would, and I ocoom
panied him out through the depot,
among innumerable cars, one of which
ho opened ; and, after lighting several
lamps, invited me to enter. Well, filled it
with was aomethiug new—a beda—bnnks, largo car
a double tier of more
properly ruff, a}>enking. well-known Tlio sleeping-car man was WimkI
the pat¬
entee, and this was tlio first sleeping
car and its firet appoaronoe aoverul iu publio.
Mr. Woodruff hud, during yearB
poof wife, been rhronie obliged Invalid,' tq acoomixuiy mmi ‘Ohio his to
a
i.’JuIadelpbja, and her aufferingH for uiedictd journey treatment, bail
on the
oonatently comfortable hoggeaed the ixuaibility that of a
more conveyance, so at
last be conoeivod tiie *idfn of ■portable
and ftdjwstnKie berths; and, bnyiitff an
old ear, lie worked out his idea and had,
only an hour previous, brought it in for
a trad trip which wob to be made that
some night. ”
Ambiguities.
We may excuse tlio foreigner if, in
spooking misapplies our language, ambiguous ho word, occasionally
oddly on however
it may sound. Dr. Chalmers unco
entertained a distinguished guest from
Switzerland, helped whom lie asked if he would
lw to some “kippert-ti saimiHi. ’’
The foreign divine asked the meaning of
tite uncouth word “kippered,” and "!l;l
told that it meant “preserved.” Boon
after tbe Hwitzer madeUst'of tiiisnewly
ucquired expression in a public prayer,
when ho offered a petition that a ibstin
guiahed the Free divine Church might long bo “kippered
to of Scotland.” H ore
is another example of a possible miscon¬
struction of language : “I fear,” said a
e<mntry curate to Ins flock, “when I ex¬
plained to you iu my last charity sermon
that philanthropy was the love of our
sj>ecies, siHvio,’ yon must have undoretoo.1 me
to say ' wliioh may account for
the Munfinees of tiie ooflection. You
will prove, I hope, by your preeent con¬
tribution tliat you are no longer lnlior
ing under the same mistake. —Cham¬
ber*' Journal
Kings Torsos Scats.
A ouecr stcry is tola of an eminent
preacher at Norwich, England Ou tho
occasion of a State service to a crowded
house he made a sudden pause in his
sermon, and read in a sonorous voice the
irrelevant quotation from the second
chapter of St. James: “For if there come
unto ring, .your goodly assembly n man with a gold
in also in apparel, iu and there come
a poor man vile raiment, and
ye have reepeet to him tliat weareth the
gay clothing, and say unto him. ait thou
here in a good place; and sav to the
poor, stand tliou there, or Bit here under
my footstool, are ye not thou partial in
yourselves and ore become judges of evil
thoughts?” The congregation was stupi
tted. Haviug thus rivited their attoa
tentiou, he addressed himself by name
tea gentleman in the gallerv; “ Tins
that poor man who stands at the hack of
yonr |»w a gold ring on hia finger?”
The gentleman turned round, and ro
pHed:
“1 believe not, air."
“Oh. then, I suppose tliat is the reason
he must not have a seal."
The gentleman Lad three gold rings on
hia hand, and his pew was heartv
empty, but, as may he imagined, it did
not long remain so,
Thu Detroit Peer Prrh give* a long
list of “definitions rtf words from the
thieves’ dialect." The Boston i\H
thinks that “this will be a great help u>
settlers in Detroit who don’t want to
appear ignorant in gxxxl eoofety.*’ ,
DiBULL’S
i
SYRUP
Stealing Another’s Comfort.
at Any large one hotel who has has boon stopped disturbed over in night the
a
small Laura by persons walking i in the
halls mid-day. as heavily and carelessly who as if late it
were ■ Guests are up
seem thoughtless of the qniot of those
wrapped in slumber. Such conduct is sel¬
fishness of which any sensible person
ought to bea shamed.
Hotel A grave gentleman complained at the it Fifth the Avenue genial
once of to
clerk. “ I am surprised,” he said, “ that
you harbor thieves in this house.”
“Thieves, sir? Harbor thieves?
What do you mean, sir? Explain, if
yon please.”
“ I mean that I had something stolen
from me last night by one of your
guests.” We ail exposed sneak thieves,
“ are to
sir.”
“But this was not a sneak thief. It
was a guest in the house, sir, and quar¬
tered “This as comfortably is extraordinary, as I was.” sir.
stolen very from
What was you, sir, and at
what hour?”
The gentleman answered with great
earnestness. “At 2 o’clock this morn¬
ing some most precious sleep was stolen
from me by one of your guests, and with
a pair of boots.”
Was not this guest one of the meanest
of sneak thieves ?
It is said that Elisha Bliss, jun., who
lately died by at Hartford, Conn., made a
fortune discovering the fun of Mark
Twain’s Innooente Abroad while the
work was in manuscript. Twain had
tried in vain to And a publisher, and was
about to throw the matter aside in de¬
spair, Bliss, when who a journalist friend sent him
to was the President of a Sub¬
scription Book Company,
If an untruth is only a day old, it is
called a lie; if it is a year old it is called
a falsehood; but if it is a century old it
is called a 1”..... '
_
T>s greatest effects have aometimas the
imallest cause. Ijfe is constantly sacrificed bv
bottle neglect of of Dr. Coughs Bull’s and Cough Colds, Syrup when would a 25 cent
save
th* sufferer.
Vt.'ii; ink is nourishing and strengthening',
nurifii s ho blood; regulates the bowels; quiets
tienerMU* system; acts directly upon tile mv
cratioi s, and arouses the whole system to
aotion.
_
Til. Voltaic Hell Co., Tlersh.li, Jllch..
Will sond their Electro-Voltaio Belts to th#
afflicted upon 83 days’ trial, fice their adver¬
tisement in this paper headed, “On 80 Days
Trial."
Ow Lyon * Patent 1 Ict-1 stiffener, applied to
those now boots before yon run them over.
Custom**—“W hat do you think of Malt Bit
ore?”
Druggist—“They are the beet medicine I knot
•f oalleil ‘Bitters, ’Jiecange prepared from Mali
Hops, Calisaya and Iron, which aro great an#
wholesome medicines.”
Mid wild western scenes, the adventurous
rpirit |o relies on arms of improved manufacture
combat his stealthy Indisn foes, but within
<h« culm liorders of civilization, the Buffer nr
with 1‘ilea knows that safety, and relief can only
he found in Tabler’e Buckeye Pile Ointment
Prioo 60o. For sale by ail Druggists.
Mirasui. fever* c*n be prerentefl,*l»o outer
mlaamatlo ffieceeee, by oocaelonallv oldeet using general Dr,
Hanford 'k /Aver InvigoratOr, the
Family Mefiloine, which is recommended as ft
cure for all diseases censed by a disordered
liver. Eighty-page book sent free. Address
Br. Sanford, 162 Broadway, New York.
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saying: “Let it go as it came.” But
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—auch as pain iuthe back and loins, palpitation,
urinary derangement, foTlien. etc,,—to neglect them is
the f»Uy of Kidney, bladder, fiver and
urinary tally, if complaints are always liable to end fa¬
Hunt’s neglected. Ucmedy, The true cure for them ia
the great kidney and liver
medtaine. There is no symptom or term of kid¬
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SWELLINGS
AND
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FROSTED FEET
AND
EARS,
nurnwa
AND
SCAI.DS,
General Bodily Pains,
* *
TOOTH, EAR
AND
HEADACHE,
AND
JILL OTHER PAINS
AND
ACH
The Wrong Leg.
The Portland Advertitcr tells the fol
lowing story : There was an eminent
sergeant-at-law leg that some years triumph ago of who artistic had
a cork was a
deception. None but' his intimates knew
for certain which was the real and which
was the sham limb. A wild young wag
of the “ uttar bar,” who knew the ser¬
geant this pratty well, once of thought the sergeant’s to util¬
ize knowledge newly-fledged
secret to take in a young
barrister. The sergeant was addressing usual
a special jury at Westminister inhis
earnest and vehement style, and the wag
whispered how old to buzfuz- his neighbor, “You his see
not is over case;
now, I’ll bet you a sovereign I'll run
this pin into his leg up to the head, and
he’ll never notice it, he’s so absorbed in
his case. He's a most extraordinary
man in that way.” This was more than
the greenhorn could swallow, so he took
the bet. The wag took a large pin from
his waistcoat, and leaning forward drove
it up to the head into the sergeant’s leg.
A yell that froze the blood of all who
heard it, that made the hair of the jury
stand on end and caused the Judge’s wig
almost to fall off, ran through the and court. I’ve
By Jove, it’s exclaimed the wrong leg, dismayed
lost my conscience-stricken money,” the quite
and wag, re¬
gardless of the pain he had inflicted
upon the learned sergeant.__
Vegetine.
Kidney Complaints.
DISEASE OF THE KIDNEYS.
The aymptom* of an aento attack of inflammation of th*
kidopya are as follow*: Fever, pain in the small of tbe
back, and thance ahooting down ward; riumbneaa of the
thigh, vomiting, usually at flrat a deep red color of the
nrme,'vrhich befiomes pale and colorless as the dise aae
incteaaee, and i» diecharged very often with pain and und
difficulty; coatlvenesB and some degree of colic. In
sbrouir. dikeas.ee of tbe kidney* the symptoms are pain in
tbe back and limbs, dryness of the sain, freqaent urina¬
tion (especially at indigestion night), general dropsy, headache,
dizziness gradual of eight, loss of atfength, ; paleness and palpitation and pulflness of the of
heart, .he cough, and ahortnees of breath.
In face, of the kidnoye the Veoxtink gives im¬
disease* svhen
mediate relief. It has never failed to cure it is
taken regularly and difeetionaYoIlowe-i. bfrttlee,' In oiany caaea
it id ay take aeveral directly eepootnlly the secretions, cases cleansing «>f long
standing. It act* upon
and (strengthening, removing all obstructions and im¬
purities. A great many can cured testify to cases Vxoktink, of long stand¬
ing after having trying been perfectly of the knoYvn remedies by the which even said
many y are
to be expressly fo r this disease.
Kidney Complaints.
CXxcixxan, O., March 19,1S77.
H. R. btxvkss:
Dear Sir—I have used rour Vcosti?»* for eorne time,
autl can truthfully eay it nas been a grvat benefit to m*;
and to those euflhriug from disease of the kidneys 1
cheerfully recommemfit.
Respectfully, O. «j H. SMITH,
Attested to by K. 11. Ashdeia, druggist, coiner Eighth
and Central avenue.
Mr. R. Stbvxksj CiaoivvATi, 0., April 19, 1877.
H.
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