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How It Was Mrrked.
The Bride—Mrs, I'inchpenny’s pres¬
ent has arrived. It’s a silver-plated but¬
terdish.
•The Groom—How is It marked?
iThe Bride—Marked down, I suppose,
er we'd never have gotten it.
t
Klvrtrlrlly In (op*ole*.
This now Compound, which Is mode from
che»:> chemicals. Is .pot up.In c»| mile form
mil when add'd »oJ* certain quantity of -water
Will furnish olevtrMty el.....go lo light n house,
drive an Automobile! or even a railroad Iron
But tills Is malting i-omoAMHl 10 ttio stnuigth
• niug |*cwer routainvd iu a ls,tll« o* lb-sot
tqr’r Stomiidb Bitters. Ii cures Indlgo.cjIon,
dy«|s'i*n. bllluusue* . liver aud kidney
troubles mid 1111* tho system with uov vljor of
lieultti.
‘Conscience makes cowards of ns all;
ant some of the greatest cowards
haven't much conscience at that.
Better Blood
Better Health
If you don’t feel well to-day you cun b«
made to feel better by making your blood
better. Hood's Sarsnpurllla is the greut
pure blood maker, That Is how it cures
tlnit tired feeling, pimples, sores, suit
rheum, scrofula anil euturrb. Got a bottie
of this greet medicine and Begin taking It
at once and see how quickly tt will brtng
your biood up to the Good Health point.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Is America’s Greatest Blood Medicine.
To Preserve Henry Vlll's Pslaee.
Tho London County Council has been
asked to sanction the expenditure of
J 135,000 for tlie purpose of preserving
the budding at 1" Fleet street, usually
known as the “I’alace of Henry VIII
and Cardinal Wolsey.” Tlie doubts
previously expressed as to the historical
foundation for this claim arc more
than supported by tlie result of the in¬
vestigations of tlie officials of the Coun¬
ty Council, who report that the build¬
ing was Dot erected until 1010, when it
was used as the office of the Duchy of
Cornwall. Henry, Prince of Wales,
trad control of it until iris death in
1013. There is n record, dated a few
years later, stating that It was then a
tavern. It was familinr to Dr. Jolin
Jon, Burko, Goldsmith and Reynolds.
Fo» niuny years It lias been used as a
hair dresser’s establishment, much pa¬
tronized by barristers.
Accented.
"My dear madam,” said the gentle¬
man burglar, standing In the dim re¬
flected llght:of Miss Arabella Olotimer’s
night-lamp—his voice was soft aud low
—the time was two a. m.—“My dear
madam, might 1 trouble you for your
diamonds and cash—your stocks and
bonds—your plate—your”——
“Oh. Lud!” sobbed Miss Olotimer
convulsively, “th-thls Is so sudden—but
y-yes—y-you may ask papa.”—Judge.
Woman’* Way
“Estelle, I don’t see why you buy
two of those expensive pairs of antique
snuffers when we have ouly one anti¬
que candlestick.”
“Well, mercy mo, Edgar, can’t I buy
another candlestick?”
LIKE MANY OTHERS
Clara KoppWrote for Mm. Plnkham’i Ad¬
vice aud Telia wliat It did for Her.
“ Dkaii Mrs. Pixkuam :—I have seen
so many letters from ladies who were
cured by Lydia K, Pinkhum’s remedies
that I thought I would ask your advice
^v in regard to my condition.
I huvo been doctoring for
four years aud have
m taken different pat
r %“ h ent medicines, but
L received very little
■ benefit. I am
7 OTESi troubled with biu-U
ache, iu fact nij»
l&SCr whole body aches,
I Kffei stomach feels sore,
by spells get short
of breath and am
W ve-ry nervous. Men
ll st runt ion is very ir-
11 \ \ bearing regulur with severe
down pains,
11 cramps aud baek
ache. I hope to hear
* from you at once.”—
Cl. A H.v Koi*p, Roekport,
lad., Sept. S7, 1S9S.
“I think it is my duty to write a
letter to you in regard to what Lydia
E. Pinkhain’s Vegetable Compound did
for me. I wrote you some time ago,
describing my symptoms and asking
your advice, which you very kindly
gave. 1 am now healthy and cannot
begin to praiso your remedy enough.
I would say to all suffering women,
’ Take Mrs. Pinkham's advice, for a wo¬
man best,understands a woman's suf¬
ferings, and Mrs. Pinkhaih, from her
vast experience iu treating female Ills,
can give you advice that you can get
from no other source.’ ”—Clara Korr,
ltockport, lnd., April 13, 18D9.
$ - -y
'.1 Vi
Ii
* OUT!
For you r family's comfort
ami your own.
; HIRES Rootbeer
^ will contribute of ice more to of it than
s* tone aud a grow fane. 3
5 gallons for Vt cents.
^ Writ* ft»r hat of premiums offered
fro# Iter tfttM-i*.
CI1A BLKft K.1UUESCO.
MuWm, l a.
O oooks! $1.50, sml illustrated fcEES Catsloj?
sent to
any address for itO cents, stumps. Try us
vv. A.sbKitM ii. mans aaih st., n. y.
SFiVJtlsJwFjaToast” nDODCV HSW PISCOVERY; m worst *<»
re* truer it
t ree. Dr. H. M. OICSN S 60KS. B«x B. C*
Sfl Thcmpion’i Ejri Water
VFTS ' L 4 1 U rl AT 1 UVMJiwi i 4M
Battle Scarred Heroes Take Pos¬
session of Kentucky City.
THE LARGEST GATHERING EVER HELD
General Gordon, Their Beloved Chieftain
Gets a Tremendous Ovation—Maimed
Battalion Great Attraction.
A Louisville special says: Surround¬
ed by waving banners bearing the fiery
cross of the Confederacy, listening to
the cheers from the throats of 3,000
men who wore the gray, and confront¬
ed by the waving handkerchiefs of
hundreds of ladies, General John B.
Gordon, commander of the United
Confederate Veterans, Wednesday,
formally opened the tenth annual re¬
union of tho order, which, in point of
attendance, is the largest ever held
since the inception of tho organiza¬
tion.
For an hour previous to tho time set
for the opening of the meeting the
veterans and their friends made their
way in a steady Rtream to the hall and
by 11:30 o’clock it was well filled.
At the conclusion of the doxology
General Poyntz, the presiding officer,
introduced Mayor Weaver, who wel¬
comed the visitors in behalf of the
city of Louisville.
The mayor, whose speech was re¬
ceived with much applause, was fol¬
lowed lij Colonel Thomas F. Bullit,
who welcomed the visitors to Louis¬
ville in behalf of the board of trade of
the city. forward
As General Gordon stepped
to receive the keys he received a strong
evidence of the regard in which ho is
held by his comrades of the associa¬
tion. They sprang to their feet eu
masse, climbed upon chairs, waved
hats aud handkerchiefs frantically aud
cheered again and again, aud General
Gordon was visibly moved by the re¬
ception he met, and for several min¬
utes he stood bowing his thanks.
When quiet was restored again he
spoke in part as follows:
“No man is gifted enough and no
words are strong enough to tell Ken¬
tuckians what we feel at this hour aud
how deeply we feel it. Shall I say for
my comrades and myself that w« are
grateful, profoundly grateful? That
would be in the presence of such
a demonstration the merest common¬
place, the needless statement of a pa¬
tent fact, which you already know or
can plainly read in these moistened
eyes and quivering lips. Bhall I tell
you that we are amazed; that we are
unprepared for siicte a display, such
exhuberauce of hospitality, such
warmth aud prodigality of welcome?
I cannot say that, for it would bo un¬
true. We knew beforehand what to
expect of this great hearted people.
“We have come to find not only
that is true but that the half had not
been told. What can I say, then,
what can any man say or do to repre¬
sent to this people the responsive
echoes of our deeply stirred sensibili¬
ties? If I possessed the mystic power
to catch and transmute into burning
sentences the thoughts of these brains
and the rhythms of these hearts, I
might hope to give yon some concep¬
tion of our appreciation of this Ken¬
tucky greoting.
“Why has not some Edison or some
gifted scientist, moved by a genius
divine, invented some means of photo¬
graphing human emotions? Why did
not that crafty delver into nature’s se¬
crets, who discovered tho X-rays, give
us a double X-ray powerful enough to
expose to Kentucky’s view the emo¬
tions of these men? If such an instru¬
ment wero at your command this
morning, you would see inscribed
upon these hearts, in indelible letters,
the beloved name of Kentucky.
“Tho truth is, gentlemen, that your
state holds a place among her sisters
that is not only unique, but decidedly
picturesque.
“Heaven bless, protect and guide
Kentucky. May harmony and Ghris
tiau fellowship rule in alt her couusels
and peace, joy aud plenty abide for¬
ever in all her homes.”
No delegation of veterans has been
accorded such au ovation as that given
the Atlanta, Ga., battalion of maimed
veterans. From the depot to their
quarters they were cheered by tho
thousands who thronged the streets
and the impressiom they made equal¬
ed all expectations.
TROOPS SENT TO PEKING,
Admiral liempf Wires Important News to
Navy Department.
The situation in China was almost
the sole topic of discussion among the
officials of the state department Thurs¬
day.
The following cablegram has been
received at tho navy department from
tho senior squadron commander. Ad¬
miral Kenipf:
"Tong Kr (Taku), May 30.— Secre¬
tary of Navy, Washington: One hun¬
dred men landed aud sent to Tien
Tain yesterday. Fifty of these go to
Pekin today. Other nations lauded
rneu. “Kempf.”
OTIS TARRIES AT ’FRISCO.
The General Arrlvea With Three Cuot u(
Smallpox Aboard.
The transport Meade, with Major
General E. 8, Otis, arrived at San
Francisco, Wednesday, tweuty-fivc
days from Manila. The Meade had
three cases of smallpox aboard. She
was placed iu quarantine where she
will rernaiu an indefinite time. Gene¬
ral Otis stated to the quarantine offi¬
cials that he was in excellent health
-»»*
trave jj er w jj 0 was narrating his experi¬
ences,” yawned the mountain pass—”
‘‘Do you know,” artlessly interrupted
one of the younger women in the com¬
pany, “that seems very queer to me?
How can a mountain yawn?”
"Did you never see Cumberland Gap,
missV-”"be asked.
And there -were-no more Interrup¬
tions.—Ch i cn go Tri bu n e.
l< Men Were la Supreme Control
If tile men ran things for three
weeks the human race would be eating
off wooden dishes that they could put
into the lire after each meal.
He Was Satisfied.
"Do you believe that those who can
sing and won’t sing should be made
to sing, Mr. Sourdropp?” asked
Miss Screecher, with a coy glance at
tire piano.
“No, I believe in letting well
enough alone,” said the mean old
thing.—Baltimore American.
The Point of View.
Biggs Flggs has the clearest head of any
man I know.
Diggs—That’s right; there Is absolutely
nothing In It.—Chicago News.
To Curt* a Cold in One Day.
Take Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets. All
driiKgistH refund the money if it fails to cure.
E. W. Grove's signature is on each box. aic.
Hurd and Tough.
“They’ve got a new shell at Washington that
will go through any hlug.” father-in
“I’d like to see It tackle ray old
law's calloused conscience.”—Cleveland Plain
Dealer.
The man who smokes
Old Virginia Cheroots
has a satisfied, "glad I have got it tt
expression on his face from the time
he lights one. He knows he will
not be disappointed. one—Maine No Texas, matter
where he buys California—he knows or they
Florida or
will be just the same as those he gets
at home—clean—well made—burn
even—taste good—satisfying!
Three hundred million Old. Vlrginia Cheroots smoked this
year. Ask your own dealer. Price, 3 (or 5 cents.
The Vicious In Poitou.
“Yes,” replied the Boston parent,
“a boy soon acquires vicious habits if
he is suffered to mingle with street
boys. Once I thought otherwise and
permitted our Emerson to choose his
playmates, as chance should throw
them tn his way. It wasn’t a week,
sir, until that boy, in spite of bis he¬
reditary tendencies and the careful
home training he had received, was
asking me hypothetical questions that
simplyreeked with cpsuistry!”—Puck.
Do Your Feet Ache and Burn?
Nhako into your shoes Allen’s Foot-Kuse, a
powder for the feet. It makes tight or new
shoes feel easy. Cures Corns, Bunions,
Swollen, Hot, Smarting aud Sweating Feet
and Ingrowing Nails. Sold by all druggists
and shoe stores, it 5 cts. Sample sent FltEE.
Address Aden 8. Olmsted, Leltoy, N. Y.
Couldn't Stand It.
Sandy Pikis—Billy, yer brain wurks when
ycr Billy sleep. Coalgate—Uat
settles It! Frum dls
lime on 1 refrain frum Bleep.—Chicago News.
The ltest Prescription for Chills
sml Fever is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
( HIM. I ONIC. It Is simply iron and quinine lu
a tusieless form. No cure—no pay. Price 50c.
Conservative.
“Come, Bobby, tell us which you love best—
your mo or me.’’
“No, you don’t, pn; Pm a middle of-the
rosiler. Chicago Record.
It require* no experience to dye with Put¬
nam Fadeless Dies. Simply boiling your
goods in the dye Is all that's necessary, Sold
by all druggists.
In Case of Emergency.
“What is a synonym?” asked a teacher.
“rleaBe, sir,” said a lad, “It’s a word you can
use lit place of another If you don't know how
to spell the other one. Glasgow ICvonlng
Times.
Indigestion is a bad companion, Get
rid of it by chewing a baT of Adams’ Pep¬
sin Tutti i’rutti after each meal.
Economic Measure.
Sunday School Israel)—Hubert, Teacher (during lesson on the
children of tell me why It was
the children of Israel built the golden calf.
Hubert—I d n’t know, uyloss ’twas that they
didn’t have gold enough to tnako a cow. -In! 0 .
Plso's Cure is the best medicine we ever used
for all affections of throat and lungs.—YY m.
O. Kndslky, Vanburen, lnd., Feb. 10,1000.
II. II. Grkix’8 Sons, of Atlanta, Ga., are the
only successful Dropsy Specialists in the world.
See their liberal offer in advertisement in an¬
other column of this paper.
A Fact Explained.
Miss Jones—It seems to me that all
the nieest men nre married.
Mrs. Brown—Well, dear, they were
not always so nice, you know; they
have only been caught early and
tamed.
ossiP for
Virginia ha, furniahed m*ny laader* many cause*,
la the Baking Powder Hit*. she ha* furnUhcd «OOD
LUCK." In sales and popularity. "OOOD LUCK ex¬
ceeds In the South all other brand* combined. Highest
Leavening Power; Wholesome and HealthfuL "Horse.
Shoe" on every can.
to ret urnon sawmctjimsb c#„ bmu (*'
o ta Creole Will Restore those Cray Hairs ■4
P La Creole Hair Restorer isra Perfect Dressing Restorer. Price $I.OO.
The Inevitable Inference.
Mrs. Browae-Stoa '—My present husband
reminds me so mu;hof my lirstons.
Mrs. Joke-Smith—What's the matter with
hi ml
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FITS permanently cured. No fits or nervous¬
ness arter first day’s use ot Ur. Kline’s Groat
Nerve Restorer. *2 trial bottle and treatise free.
Ur. It. H. Klikk, Ltd., 931 Arch St.. PiUla., Pa.
It is easy enough to And a Beat in a crowded
street car, but it is alwaya occupied.__
MITCHELL’S
c " «
=sa3 £ IK
v [!:
"l&fcsP a:
F rice, 25c.
3& Tn £ -M I
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i tYlffiSl Puffs under the eyes? red nose; pimple* drink¬
blotched, greasy face don't mean hard
t ing always as much as it shows that there is
BILE IN THE BLOOD. It is true, drink¬
ing and over-eating overloads the stomach,
> •’r*. it: but failure to assist nature in regularly dis¬
U , v .' ‘ % posing of the partially digested lumps of food
[I that are dumped into the bowels and allowed
/ to rot there, is what causes all the trouble.
CASCARETS will help nature help you, and
i'.t r; will keep the system from filling with poisons,
»• will clean out the sores that tell of the sys¬
tem’s rottenness. Bloated by bile the figure and
becomes unshapely, the breath fpul, eyes kind of
skin yellow; in fact the whole body neglect
fills up with filth. Every time you to
help nature you lay the foundation for just
such troubles. CASCARETS will carry the
naturally and poisons out of the system and will regulate for
you week and help the easily and without gripe or pain. Start to-night—one. tablet—keep it up rich,
a liver clean up the bowels, and you will feel right, your blood will be
face look clean, eyes bright. Get a 10c box of CASCARETS, take as directed. If you are not
cured or satisfied you get your money back. Bile bloat is quickly and permanently
CURED BY
W:‘ m
■
C/ANDY CATHARTIC
•56
J 0 c. ALL
25c. 50c. DRUGGISTS
To any needy mortal suffering from bowel troubles and too poor to buy CASCARETS we will send a box free. Ad tress
Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, mentioning advertisement and paper. 420
Oh, LoYe, Sweet Loie.
‘‘You have not kissed me,” she
poated, “for fifteen minutes.”
“I know it,” he said, “I have a
very sensitive tooth which is liable to
ache if I do.”
“What do you mean, sir?”
“Why, you are so sweet, you know!”
FOR CHILLS MALARIA, AND
FEVER
■‘i
The Best Prescription Is G rove*
Tasteless Chill Tonic.
The Formula Is Plainly Printed on Every Botti
So That the People May Know *
Just
What They Are Taking.
Imitators do not advertise their formula
knowing that you would not buy their medi¬
cine if you knew what it contained. Grove’s
contains Iron and Quinine put up in correct
proportions and is in a 'Tasteless form. The
Iron acts as a tonic while the Quinine drives
the malaria out of the system. Any reliable
druggist will tell you that Grove’s is the
Original and that all other so-called “Taste¬
less” chill tonics are imitations. An analysis
of other chill tonics shows that Grove’s is
superior to all others in every respect. You are
not experimenting when you take Grove’s_its
superiority and excellence having long been
established. Grove’s is the only Chill Cure sold
throughout the entire malarial sections of the
United States. No Cure, No Pay. Price, 500
Why Go To Hot Springs?
Is your blood poisoned? We can cure you at
borne of rheumatism, syphilis, and all chronic
sores aud blood troubles. Sole makers of Dr.
Howard’s Hoot Bitters. Has no equal for Blood,
Liver and Kidneys. Absolute cure for Syphilis.
If taken in time and no cure effected, vo will
refund money paid. One month’s treatment by
mail $5.00. Sample package $1.00. Addr ss
OCOEE MEDICINE lO , CHATTANOOGA, TENN.
Mention this Paper In writing to advertisers.
ANU -1 Uto-23
Among the Nondescripts.
The announcement of James J.
Corbett that be is a candidate for con¬
gress seems to indicate that he had
found the pace of the strictly heavy
weights too fast, and that he desires
to enter a scrimmage at catch weights.
— S‘. Lonis Republic.
OPIUM AND MORPHINE
bftMts cured at home. NO IMS. NO PAY.
SOC11STV. Correspondence Lock confldcnU box 715. A GATE CITjf
:aacris? .e—.".$ I
WjSSWHfcRE Syrup. ALL ELSE f AILS.
Beat Cough Tastes Good. Cse
tn lime. Sold by druggists.
When a young rooster gets a comb he reach®*
the top notch of his ambition.
Hall’s Catarrh Cure la a llqald the Moo* «
Internally, and acts directly on ,Ite IU
mucous surfaces of the system >>
i i aonials, tree. Manufactured by Toledo, Q U.
F. J. Cheney & CO.,
teething, Mrs. Winslow’s softens Ihe Soothing gums. Syrup r '^“ 0P 5,‘ tereMJdrt« u “ ™
Hon. allays pain, wind *dle. -jC. a l iie.
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