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CONYERS, GEORGIA, APRIL 13, 1883.
The Values of Vegetables.
All vegetables have an effect on the chem¬
istry of the body, so that we cannot speak
too highly of their importance at table.
Asparagus is a strong diuretic,J and forms
part of the cure for rheumatic patients at
such health resorts as Aix les Bains. Sor¬
rel is cooling, and forms the staple of that
“souDeaux herbes”. which a French lady will
order for herself after a long and tiring
journey. Carrots, as containing a quanti¬
ty of sugar, are avoided by some people,
while others complain of them as indigest¬
ible. With regard to the latter accusation,
it may be remaiked in passing that it is
the yellow core of the carrot that is difficult
of digestion—the outer, a red layer, is ten¬
der enough. In Savoy, the peasants have
recourse to an infusion of carrots as a spe
c lie for jaundice. The large sweet onion
is very rich in those alkaline elements which
counteract the poison of rheumatic gout. If
slowly stewed in wi ak broth, and eaten
with a little Nepaul pepper, it will be found
to be an admirable article of diet :for pa¬
tients of sludious and sedentary habits.
The stalks of caul flower have the same sort
of value, only too often the stalk ot a cauli¬
flower is so ill-boiled and unpalatable that
few persons would thank you for proposing
to them to make a part of their meal con*
sist of so uninviting an article. Turnips,
in the same way, are often thought to be
indigestible, and better suited for cows and
sheep than for delicate people; but here the
fault lies as much with the cook quite as
much as with the root. The cook boils the
turnip badly and then pours some butter
over it, and the eater of such a dish is sure
to be the werse for it. Try a better way.
Half boil your turnip, and cut it in slices
like half-crawns. Butter a pie disb, put in
the slices, moisten with a little milk and
weak broth, dust once with a little bread
crumbs and pepper and salt, and bake in
the even till it gains a bright golden brown,
This dish which is the Piedmontese fashion
of eating turnips, is quite unsuited to cows,
and ought to be popular.
What shall be said about lettuces? The
plant has a slight narcotic action, of wnich
i the French old woman, like a Fren ch doc
we jj jj a0W8 the value, and when proper
ly cooked is really very easy of digestion
But in our country, though lettuces are
duly grown in every garden, you often
hear the remark, “I can’t eat a salad,” and
as few cooks know how to use the vegetable
which has been refused in its raw state the
lettuces are all wasted, and so is the ground
in whicn they are grown.
The Mississippi River Roustabout.
He carries habitually, a revolver, razor
and keen knife, the latter ot which be uses
skillfully to cut the pockets of sleeping
deck passengers. In a “razor fight" the
roustabout—and, I believe, most of bis race
—use the weapon in original fashion. They
doubles back the handle on the thick part
of the blade, then, grasping the whole tight¬
ly, close the fingers and ball of the hand
half way down the blade, so as to leave its
whole length exposed to a depth of, say,
half an inch. With the weapon thus dis¬
posed they do not slash, but chop, inflicting
dozens of very ghastly, but superficial
wounds. A combatant, after a razor fight,
looks, clothes and all, as if he had been
through a cutting machine. But, in a week
his wounds are healed, and he is ready for
another fray. During the busy season the
roustabout on the river steamers gets from
$60 to $100 a month, and four meals a day;
but bis work in handling the heavy freight
and carrying it up the slippery river bank
is a terrible strain, made doubly severe by
the fact that his only rest, night or day,
comes in n ps between the landings. The
roustabout wears his clothes from the day
they are bought until they drop off in rags,
without removing them once. He is an
inveterate gambler, with two dice playing
an original game called 1 craps, the main
feature of which is throwing the number sev¬
en, or as near as possible to it, though the
game has other refinements. The specta
cle of a group of roustabouts around the
“crap” board, betting large sums, yelling,
gesticulating, and invoking the aid of ail the
supernal and infernal powers, as they whirl
the dice-box high in air is described to in.
as one of the most amazing of human sights.
Physically the roustabout is a wonder.
His life of heavy lifting develops his unper
body until his form seems acutely triang
ular—pointed at tbe feet. Back of his
shoulders rise two vast muscles, which give
armed with dub cawj pound h P
fellows mercilessly, without the sngnt st
effect, and they are quite as stolidly ind.f
fereut to the rain of oaths which the
forth with the fluency and vigor bred
pours familiarity with the profane
by life-long
tongue. ___
Slang.
Where does all the slang come from?
Children h deal in it largely; yet it is not
before k n with children But they learn to lisp
knowing its meaning. Why par
® D i L„..ld allow this is beyond compre
Vo _ artnt fives who, if not edn
Td nd si cultivated himseit, does not his desire child
, °le me degree expect that
- !" be TwVo dav A-nd yet how few are
the T parents who bv by “ using S ? slang themselves,
t if cb ; ldr en the
babio. they know by imitat , ” d "L'»to to a
repulsive father who is not taken
mest
his child for a model. How can a
mother expect any other result than slangy
children—and how can they expect other¬
wise, when they are people of even moder¬
ate sense, thau that this vice will have to be
cured in school at great cost of time to the
pupil and effort to the teacher, or else tha
the child will all his life be disfigured and
belittled by it Why, then, should any
parents be so careless of their children’s
interests or their own pride as not to think
of the harm they are doing them by using
slang before them—or why, if they do think
of it, are they so cruel as knowingly to teach
them in the vice?
Old Si on the Vanderbilts.
Old Si got hold of the N ew York Morning
Journal and became at once absorbed in a
startling account of the Vanderbilt Ball.
Finally he said:
"Dem dar Vanderbilt fokes muster hed er
hog-killin’ time at dat ball de udder night.”
“Yes it was a great affair.”
“Muster bin! Ef I’d bin up dar I’d er gib
two dollars fer er presarbed seat close ter
de bed tray. But seein’ ez bow dey forgot
ter sen’ me er invite my ’pinyuns on de
subjeck aint mixed wid any ob de proven¬
der.”
"Well.what are your views on the subject?’’
“W’y I aint got nuthin’ ’gin Miss Vandj
bilt, but ef I hed er out in de alley*way 1
cud whisper sumpin’ in her off ear dat
mought be yuseful.”
“I’d tell her dat when fokes is got so much
reppytation lak she hab dar aint no yuse
’er spendin’ fifty thousan’ dollars on jess
wun ball. She ken lay herself out fut dat
’mount and den get ’er kontraktor ter do de
job fur ten per cent discount. Den gib de
ten per cent to de po’ fokes on de back
streets an’ de peepul at de ball wont miss
de munney.”
“Is that the way you do when you give a
ball?’’
“Yas, sah—w’en I gib wun—wich I aint
dun yit. But ef I wuz er haf-pardener wid
Miss Vandybilt I'd gib wun ebb try off yeah
in poliyticks an’ Toiler de plan what I jest
laid out!”
“And you think ten per cent for charity
would have improved the ball?”
‘I dunno 'bout de ball, but ef she’d er
dun whut I norated I bet she’e er gone fer
bed nex’ day er heep fuller in de hart dan
she wus enny whurs else—'kase doin’ good
is mighty fillin' behin yer hankerchif pock
it.—Georgia Major.
Geaeral ueumng at ( iiitamanga.
We rode a short distance farther when
General Longstreet reined in his horse
again and a smile played over his usually
immovable countenauce.
“There was an amusing incident occurr
ed right here during this battle that you
will enjoy” said he, turning to Captain
Howell “You remember Henry L. Ben
ning, who used to be a judge on the supreme
bench of Georgia. He was one of my brig
ade commanders, having a splendid brig
ade of Georgia troops. Steedman struck
him with his two brigades of fresh Bpldiers
while we were making our final movement
against Thomas. He was a good soldier
but got very roughly used, I was sitting
right here on my horse, when lie came back
in a sadly demoialized condition He was
riding an old artillery horse and urging it,
along with a piece of rope which he used
for a whip. His hat was gone, He was
greatly excited and the very picture ol db
spair. He was looking for me and as he
saw me he rode up and said:
“General, General Hood is killed, my
horse has been shot under me and my brig
ade is gone. I have lost every man.”
“General, don't you think you could find
a single man?” I replied.
"Yes, I suppose I might find one," be
said. Georgia soil;
“General Benniug, this is
your home and mine. There is no better
place for you and I to make a stand than
on the soil of our own state. You go aud
find one man and come back here to meand
let us make a final stand right here.” My
bis self-possession and he roue awa> as
fast as he could on the old artillery horse
he had taken instead of the finer animal
that had been killed. In less than half an
hour he rode back with his brigade formed,
ready for another charge.-F A. Burr, in
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the . At , anta „ onsti u ion.
Lalayet _ omaty.
es_p
An anecdote which sheds some light on
General, it appears, on being presented to
o , d ao)dier8i wa8 beai . d to a . k the
of ^ ?foup . f he were mairied ,
Upoll receiving an answer in the
^ Lafeyette re8p on<ied with the most
tetdpr einph88 ; g: “Ah, happy man!”
the person who was next presented the
same question was put, but here the reply
! was: “No sir; I an, a bachelor.” “Oh,
lucky dog!" whispered the questioner,
i | a rougish twinkle in his eye. These
ently inconsistent remarks were overheard
i by a bystander, who taxed Lafayette with
insincerity in bestowing equal eongratnla
; tions in such widely different circumstances
\ “It is possible,” said the General,
promptly upon his critic, “that you
the preerogative of humanity so little
not to know the felicity of a happy man
a thousand times greater than tbat of a
I The Scientific Amencaa mjb lhal oa, ol
B ,, re8t destructive agents for carpet
,
lborough l y applied.
“With Brains, Sir 1"
“With brains, sir!’’ said Sir Joshua Rey
nolds, when some one asked him what he
mixed his colors with. That is the ingredi
ent we want to get for our labor. “Wkatis
the formost need of this country ? , we
asked an intelligent traveller the other day.
"Intelligent labor,” was his unhesitating
answer. How shall we get it ? By education.
Of what sort ? Here the doctors disagree,
one prescribing a training in letters, the
other in tools. “Education makes a man a
more intelligent shoemaker if that be his oc¬
cupation,” says John Stuart Mill, "but uot
by teaching him how to make shoes. It does
so by the mental exercise it gives aud the
habits it impresses.”
“Every man must ge* his living,” says
Fronde, “either by working, begging or
stealing,” aud he demands that all men shall
receive an education that shall tit them for
working, “To crowd a lad s mind with in¬
finite names of things which he never han¬
dled, places he never saw nor will see, state¬
ments of facts which he cannot understand
and which must remain merely words to him,
is in Froude’a opinion, "like loading his
stomach with marbles; for bread giving him
a stone.”
The truth lies with both sides as usual in
such contentions. The tool alone can only
make a blockhead. The book alone will
only turn out a book-worm. Both together
may make the intelligent labor which is our
coiintrr’s foremost need.
If anything is proved in education it is
that general intelligence such as the good
common school develops is servicable to all
the handicrafts and professions. In advo¬
cating hand training, therefore we must uot
under value literary culture. Both must
go together. The graduates of the gym¬ I
nasia in Germany make the best students
in the polytechnic schools. There is some¬
thing more in the handicraft than skill. The
lively mind must prompt the ready hand.
Our common schools waiit supplementing
with hand training, no doubt, but no revo
lutioniziug-not upsetting. Lei our teachers
only vitalize their teaching by bringing it
w.thin gunshot of some of the practical
uses of life. Let our schools furnish just an
introduction to some oft he processe s
work, which they might easily do without
detriment to their present studies, aud all
will be done that ought to be done at the
public expense. More and more, by the
competition of one manufacturer with
another, trade-schools for the education of
special workmen will be established by local
action and at private expense. This is as
it should be. The public should never be
taxed to pamper any industry. But the
elements of art aud industry, if they cau
be learned and taught, have as rightful a
place in common school education as rrad
writing and arithmetic. We hope to
bve t 0 8e ethe day when these rights will be
respected and provided for.—Atlanta Con-
8 (Ration
A Genius for Goodness.
Americans all have an exaggerated es
teem for mental ability and a consequently
deprecated estimation of moral quaht.es.
They worship smartness; they find noth
ing so admirable as keen forcible intellect.
But in their admiration for this, they think
less ot moral strength and beauty than they
should. Intellect is not the only worthy
tribute of the ...dividual, nor is it of more
importance thau tbe moral qualities. A
sw.et, serene nature, lovable, generous.
large and strong is as desirable and of just
as much importance to the world as a keen,
brilliant intellect, intellectual qualities
furnish the propelling power that urges the
human race onward, but the moral qualities
sustam and regulate its coarse. There are
people who have but little mental ability,
' vl >o are yet so genuinely good who have
8Ut ’* 1 cl,! “ r “‘ s, « ht ”Bo the truth of things,
and such power to walk straightforward in
the way they see that they deserve the
reverence or those more favored intellec-
1 lUilll y- 1hey may be h “ wer8 of wood an<1
’
of the milk of human kindness , . , which , nature
has bestowed upon them makes them the
peer, if the world saw things rightly, of
whose services . they per
! ! ,orm goodness ) \ he are reality who as great * those ® ew whom “ f ? r
as
possess genius of an intellectual sort. The
woild has not learned yet of l.ow much
value they really are. Consequently
does uot esteem them as it should. But
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A New MinVj Agent.
-
English coal miners have adopted a new
explosive for mining purposes, which is an
»< “irable substitute for powder. The lat
is not only expensive, but the fearful
oadse of numerous frightful accidents,
especial y in mines where gas accumulates.
| ”>"*« Powder cannot be employed
* •» 0,1 ac ™“ nt «f danger from
j p 0B, ° ns ’ * ,,d ,he P' ck al ° ne ca “ b ’. aa
To obviate these disadvantages the
collieries m Derbyshire have for several
“ onths been employing tbe
fortes exerted by caustic lone when wetted,
and the,r experiments have been crowned
»y complete success. The hme, obtained
from fountain limestone. ,s powdered, made
«»» cartridges under heavy pressure, and
enclosed ,n a,r tight coverings, an aperture
ih. ...» .< c«. .e the e.u.l aeS hok.
, are also made along the top for the recep -
I tion 0 f t he cartridges. When in position
c. W. WHIM, Publisher.
Number 4.
the lime is well moistened by means of a
force pump, and the hole is then securely
t ampe d. The chemical action that takes
place between the water and the lime is
accompanied by the production of enough
heat to convert most ot the water into
steam wlucb| be ; UR generated in such a
uonfiued gpacei exerta an enormous prea
mrg gn {he ^ tendiug to force ; t down
war(i T his action is so geutle and so
vomparativt-ly slow that the fall of the coal
caQ bg very well re g U lated according to the
convenience of the miner.
A Mother’s Voice.
First in the memory of more than half
the human race is that tender souud, the
tone of a mother s voice. Many of us can
only listen to it with the heart, and remem¬
ber that its melody once soothed pain from
our pillow, or hushed into stiilnes the impa¬
tient surprise and anguish oflife's first grief.
The reader Bighs. It is the unuttered
thought of the heart which can be trans¬
lated thus: “My mother’s voice! Bilent all
these years, and never to be heard again
this side of the intervening river I Oh! the
comfort to be u' realized all life’s journey
through. What would it not be to the
orphanhood of earth, if that long silent voice
could be withdrawh awhile from the melo¬
dies of the life unseen, to soothe the disquie¬
tudes of this preseut, so full of paining and
pining hearts. On that day in which the
village churchyard received into its bosom
the coffined clay that had cushioned iny
own mother’s gentle spirit, I “slept for
sorrow,” as so many have done since the
three disciples slumbered where they should
have watched. And I dreamed she had not
gone away at all, but that I heard her
speaking in the next room bushing some
jarring noise, and saying “She sleeps, do
not wake my child.” Oh! miserable wait
ing! It was she who slept to wake no more,
while I awoke to be numbered with those
whom God has written motherless. Aud
sleep half held, and helf released me, while
there surged over my soul it* realization of
orpbanboodi epitomized at that moment in
that one anguished thought- 1 'never to hear
w voice nev ,, r wbile , liTfc ,” And
^ a(j g0 0Bt j have uncon8ciouB l y
mis8ed oat of tbe barmollie8 0 f life tbe tend
er 8igIlificftnce 0 f my mother’s voice.-M.
L IIopkin8i in Christian at Work. |
.______—•---- !
The Horned Lurk. j
Ordinarily the horned 1 irk is strictly
terrestrial. When alighted it is most com¬
monly seen resting on the ground or walk¬
ing—it is a great walker, maintaining its
center of gravity by a graceful dove like
motion of the head. Never is it seen in a
tret, uor at anytime when at rest does it
aspire above tbe top rail of tbe fence. It
has one trick, however, strangely in contrast
with its ordinary lowliness, and which ever
greatly perplexed me. It was a sunny
afternoon late in May. Hearing its soug,
now quite familiar to me, 1 strolled warily
through the open field hoping to find its
But whence came the song ? It was
M the voi(;e of a veut riloquist.
^ ow it 8eemed on Ue right, and now on the
, and IJOW iu j0me other directions.
p reseutly j eau} , bt tbe way 0 f tbe 80U[ld ,
^ itg author wa9 taring high in air,
- n ^ curvea up> up> 8inK ; nK for
& few moment , as he Bai!ed with expan ded
wing8 More each flitting curve upward, till
^ became mere speck in tbe etherea i
b , ue and fiua „ y j cou i d 8Caree ly tell
whether i Baw him or „ 0 t. But I still heard
thg one tbat never caa be mistaken,
8o un , ;ke . g u f(J - he voice of any otber bird .
^ first yQU ( . an gcarcelv C0Ilgent t0 b e
with it> a|)d are tea)pted t0 compare
it ^ the creaUilll? of an ur.greascd wheel
baiTQW .. Quit quiti qu i t your‘silly rig and
Bway " it 8eemed t0 8ay> the first three
or f our 8ylia bles being slowly aud distinctly
ultered ftud tbe re8t some what hastily ruu
loJ!ether iloweveri ]i ke the laces and
vo ; ces 0 f cer tain people, this ditty sweetens
on acqua ; n tance, and finally becomes a real
source of pleasure.—Forest aud Stream.
** —«
j “This morning,” said the Atlanta Even
.• ing Journal, “just as the tongues of the
. capitol clock was telling the hour often, an
old man might have been seeu wending his
! way up Marietta street. His gait was slow
> somewhat bent with the weight
j | and his form
years, His wrinkled face wore a settled
sadness, and the light which shown in the
dark eyes was dim. T he hair, once black
raven s plume, fell loosely about a
8liU ^enthroned upon that royal brow,and
*bout that , , « »i.hered and ^ weary J’
fV^o^d , f d
£ m0 ^ on he noted *jJ not the capitol
; ^ ^ , , 0 Ree tbe pe( , pl( .
>
9 od aBid „ u, , et the tnbune pass
His inin(J wa3 with hia heart, ii was “in the
^ ^ with Stephens.” ^ He ascended
; ^ n(ul 8tep8 aud wltb
,
^ out8tretched cane tremblingly felt his
wav througb * the dim lighted corridor. He
^ th ^ rta! u{ (he jSe , )ate cbam ber
. ^ T mb3 wag once again wijh
Stephens! No word fell from bis
« . * f P He over lbe bier; he
; ^ and lovingiy into tbe face of
j ~
friend thea bur8t in£0 tears!
,
„ The M tba( dw , not 8peak , whispers
^ jrau>{ht heart and bids it break.”
jszsgzsffs -7L ^ • :a r !
lh ,t m> hair. i. ol a b " >W "
very much resembles a young elephant in ;
, appearance. I
®fe* Congers WwMj.
CI 1V ND COUNTY ORGAN,
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LIGHT MELANGE.
tub mutt past.
Dlst nter no dead delight.
Bring no past to light again;
Those red cheeks with woe are white,
Those ripe Ups are pale with pain.
Vex not then the burled bliss
(Changed to more divine regret).
Sweet thoughts come from where it
lies,
Underneath the violet.
AN INSULT.
A Philadelphia house sent a letter writ¬
ten on a type-writer to oue of their corres¬
pondents in Kansas with whom they had
large dealings. A postscrip was appended
to the answer, in which he informed them
that he could read writing as well as they
could, and intimated that it was an insult
to send a printed letter to auyone, unless it
be to a schoolboy.
FOR HER FaN,
Blow, little breeze, along Her cheek,
Wander among her hair,
Play soft, fan-moved, nor daie
Steal from her lips aught she may speak.
The very breath ol Hoaven’s meek,
Before her, and where e'er
Her fan commands, the air
Will gladly go, nor ever seek J
Aught but to blow along her check
A LITTLE GEORGIAN CHAI MEI1 11Y A SlyAKK.
Several years ago a little child, living
near High Shoals in Oconee County, had a
habit of carrying its meal out into the
yard, near an old clay root to eat. One
day the mother followed and watched the
child, and judge her horror when she saw a
large highland moccasin glide to it and
help itself from the plate. The child hand¬
led the snake and it made no resistance.
That evening the reptile was killed, and
shortly after the child sickened and died.
The parents attribute its death to tha loss
of its pet.—Athens Banner,
IS LIFE WORTH LIVING ?
Is life worlti living?, Faith but teems
With lloods of evil. Tin one sordid mart,
Where consciences for gold, without a smart,
Are sold, aud holiest names are gravest
clients,
Men from their cradles learn to play a part !
At plundering each other.
Is life worth living? Or Is he most wise
Who, with death’s portion, its fierce fever
slakes,
And ends, self-drugged, his mortal miseries?
(Jan he be guilty who at once forsakes
The agony which, sure as death u’ertakei
Early or late, all?
Why then to the en frau cl lined grave with
Hi iiggiuh footsteps wend? — Thonnu*
Cooper
M1TKIATINO CIRCUMSTANCES.
A texas justice of the peace, who is con¬
stantly trying criminal eases, was called on
to marry a couple. Alter he asked the
usual question il they desired to be united
in the bonds ol matrimony, and they had
replied in the affirmative, the justice asked
them solemnly:
“Having plead guilty of the chargif
there are in your opinion, any mitigating
circumstances, now is tho time to state
what they are.”
• A PORT S SCORN.
The following verses will appear iu the
forthcoming biography of William Cullen
Bryant, written by his son in-law, Mr. Parke
Godwin, and published by D. Appleton Ac
Co, They were written in 181 f, when Mr
Bryant was in his twentieth year, and ap
peered to have been addressed to some
young woman who had not lived up to his
belief in her. They were found among the
poet’s paper, and have never before been
published. There are a number of them
given iu the biography, not for their value
as poems, but as shadowing forth a li ttle
romantic story:
i knew time fair—I neemecl time free
From frau,l, ami guite amt faithless art,
Yet liacl I seen as I now see.
Thine Image ne’er had stained my heart
Trust not too fur thy beauty’s charms;
Though fair the hand, that wove my
chain,
I will not stoop with fettered arms
To do the homage I disdain.
Yes, love has lost his power to wound;
i gave the treacherous homicide,
With bow unstrung and pinions boon
A capt ive to the hands of Ifoide.
WHICH KILLKD.
Five amateur hunters fired at a rabbit
and then fought savagely to decide who hit
the beast; aud, when they came to examine
it, found that it must have died of fright, a*
there were no marks of shot ou it. -.Boston
Post
RllMB enthuse.
Ah, could I hut grip.
The tar fetched fancy fair
Of the modern poet.
Iu his anethete despair,
flow would I peans cull,
Weave them one by one
Into rare garlands;
View the deed when done,
With mild appreciation sweet;
Then joy’s rapture ftlng,
Extolling all the gems
‘ The Sp» hand-organ sings.
a good start.
j “Please sir, give me ten cents for a din
I ner » 8aid a ra gged boy with a game leg.
! “I haven’ had a mouthful for a week.”
“What 1 Impossible 1” replied the mao
-’ solicited. “If that is so, go right ou aud
fast forty . one da y 8 and beat Tanner's re
cord. You can make more money that way
than any other. You have got a good siart.
a better star, than I ever bad.”
A Minnertpo l ia !a d y recently gave a smal
. sjx aia8 of marph i 0 e. with the inten
tion ot killing the animal. The canine
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