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mow to KiU A Town.
L ^erhas 0 unkuown newspaper
boiled down twelve
3 , ra plis the best receipt yet
l( Sbed for paragraphs killing a town. apply
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jbll, to Com-e.fi A
eral and unanimous viola
0 f these rules will make
rers the ideal city of the
tions pay particular atten¬
4, 6.8 and.10.
[ Buy of peddlers possible. as much
[often as merchants
Denounce your
ause they make a profit on
ir goods.
Make out your a
bad place, and state it
■
L chance you get.
[ Rejoice in the downfall of
[ [id an who 1ms done much to
up your town.
>• Refuse to unite in any
I] ieme for the betterment of
material interest of the peo
B. If you are a merchant
■ft advertise but buy you a
Bber stamp from some ped
Irthat may come around,
Id use it.
■7. Tell your merchants that
|u cm buy goods cheaper in
■me other town and charge
[ei;, with extortiou.
■8. If a stranger visits your
Ivn, tell him every thing is
lerefoneand predefc a general
[ash in the near future.
19" Keep you a devided public
Lament and knife every man
lafc disagrees with you on the
:sfc methods of increasing bus
less.
1-10, Patronize outsid'e news
lipers to the exclusion of
lour own ,,and denounce yours
li' not being as cheap and large
Is the city papers.
[ 11. If you are a farmer curse
pe place where you trade as
lie meanest on earth-
12. Tell this to your neigh
fors and tell them that the bus
poss men are robbers and thiev
p. It will make your property
if much less value but don’t
lare.
Dreadful Suspense.
[ A good yarn is to hand from
the wilds of Australia. Two
impecu riious Scotsmen, trav-
3 I’bg north in search of gold,
; ameupon a saloon. They only
Jad “sixpence” between them,
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CONYERS, GA., SATURDAY, OCT. 31, 1896.
so they ordered one “nip o i(
wliusky. 5 5
They were hesitating who
should have the first drink,
when an “auld ’ acquaintance
joined them • Pretending that
they had just drank, one of
them handed the newcommer
the whisky, requesting him to
join them' in a drink.
He drank, and, after a few
minutes of painful and silent
suspense, said:
•‘Now, boys, you’ll have one
with me?” “ Waseria that wee!
managed, mon?”-said one to his
pal afterwards -
“Ay, it waS,” said the other
solemnly; “but it was a dread¬
ful risk!”
When a doctor asks a patient
to locate his pain the patient
does so by a motion of one or
both hands and this motion not
only indicates the locality of
ihe trouble, bat describes its
charactor and distribution, sa.ys
the Chicago News. If the pain
is widely distributed over the
whole chest the patient indicates
it with a circular, rubbing mo¬
tion of the palm of the hand
indicating the defifused sore¬
ness • The pain of a serious
inflammation is always describ¬
ed by drawing the hand away
from the body and then with
the fingers close together or
with the index finger, the • rest
being closed, approaching the
seat of inflammation. In ap¬
pendicitis, the patient does not
touch the skin at all when asked
to locate the pain . He simply ■
holds the palm of his hand over
the spot:
inal pains which are not inflam¬
matory, the patient will slap
himself across the abdomen on
being asked about the
If a child refers to a persistent
pain in the stomach and there
is no tenderness, pressure being
applied, it indicates spinal I
culty. In hipjoint diseases the
pain will .eferred (o a point i
side ihe knee. In pains in the
joiut the patient approaches the
seat of trouble very cautiously
with hand extended. If pains
in the legs are sharp the suf¬
ferer’s gesture is perfectly des¬
criptive,a,n energetic downward
motion, at the same timetwis.
ing the hand as though holding
a corkscrew.
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similating the Stomachs iheToodandRegula- Bowels
ting and of
Promotes and Digeslion,Cheerful¬
ness Rest.Contains neither
Opium,Morphine nor Tlineral.
Not Nahc otic.
Recipe of Old PrSAMUELPITCHER
Pumpkin Seed*
Alx.Senna *
Podullt Sails—
Anise Seed ♦
Peppermint fh Carbonate - Sola* r
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Clarified (form Seed -
htntsrgreen Sugar Flavor. • /
A perfect Remedy for Constipa¬
tion. Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea,
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish¬
ness and LOSS OF SLEEP.
Tac Simile Signature of
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Alb months old i
J5 Doses -33Cents I
EXACT copy OF WRAPPER. !
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Running a Newspaper.
Yes, it’s a lovely job—this
newspaper work, and the Geor¬
gia Cracker explains it thusly:
“Editing a newspaper is a
pleasant business—if you can
stand it.
If it contains many advertise¬
ments the subscribers complain
that they take up too much
space,
If there is a scarcity of ad
vertisements it is unpopular
and the people wont have it.
If we attend church regular
they say we go for effect,
If we stay away from church
AND ITS CURB
To the editor : — I have an absolute
remedy for Consumption. By its timely use
thousands of hopeless cases have been already
permanently cured. So proof-positive duty am I
of its power that I consider it my to
send two bottles free to those of your readers
w ho have Consumption,Throat, Bronchial or
Lung Trouble, if they will write me their
sSx^rU.
Ofr The Editorial and Business Management of
this Paiior Guarantee this genorous Proposition.
. SEE
THAT THE
SIGNATURE
-OF
:
IS ON THE
WRAPPER
OF EVERY
BOTTLE OP
Castoria ia pnt tip in ono-siza bottles only. It
is not cold in balk. Don’t allow anyone to sell
yon anything dlse on the ploa or promise that it
ia,"jnst as good” and "will answer every pur¬
pose.” See that yon get O-A-S-T-O-K-I-A.
la oa
eyery
wrap par.
they say we arc heathenish.
If we accept all invitation to
a wedding they say we arc only
invited “write up.”
If we go to a show they say
we go on free tickets.
If we are seen on the streets
often they say we neglect our
business.
If we avoid going on the
streets they say we don’t hustle
If we reject a long communi¬
cation its author becomes en.
raged and discontinues his pa
per.
If we publish lengthy commu¬
nications our readers say we
lack discretion and put in any¬
thing to fill up.
If we are single they say we
are too helpless to get married.
If we are married they
say it is a pity for our wives.
If we publish a man bringing
disgrace upon his family, the
friends of the family never for
g,ve up.
If we, out of goodnesi of
heart, decline to say anything
TILLEY & OUIGG.
-•-WAREHOUSEMEN AND dealers In
X-Tn.rxxloer, Coal, SICi-InTflca
We keep on bind a - r all Mine* IV •• carry a fi ll Hue o- nice
all kinds of Lumuvr, Sliinjjtos, etc. Lloors, Jlunlie.-, MtHi, Bj.uois aid .
rainr.fi.
Ahtutt/s see ns before huyintj. We can save y--n money
Kuhns Photographs.
Still Retains The Lead. Why?
Because they are the most prominent—The Best—The Finest
—The cheapest.
medal and DIPLOMA AWAKDED tlkm by the cotton state
EXPOSITION.
T7“l3lt TTh-elr G-eillex^r,
33£ Whitehall street, Atlanta, Ga.
IT 1 0 ernss f 1 f S3
4 :»
LI u ti A r a
I M HERETO SERVE THE PUBLIC.
My turnouts are strictly first-class and perfectly safe.
My piices are reasonable and my patrons al%ays pletsod.
Don’t fail to call on me wlun you need any kind of team.
Jag. W. Swarm
1866 - 189 ( 5 . -m3
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m\hh SAVE YOd GNEY.ffi
COTTON BUYERS
V >
We always keep on hand a full and complete line of DTy
Goods, Notions, Hats, Shoes, Clothing,. Groceries and Bagging
lid Ties
See us
Before you buy your Dress Goods, Shoes, arid Clothing and
in fact anything that you have to buy. We always pay li’ghest
market price,for all kinds country produce.
Yours respectfully,
J. H. Almand & Co.
on the subject, the man’s
mies are disappointed, and
are branded as a white liven d
coward.
Sisters Three.
There is in Tennessee a fami¬
ly of three sisters which pre¬
sents some of the most startling
peculiarities irnagionabie, said
a gentleman from the state in
question who is staying at one
of the Nev Orleans hotels.
< ( The three sisters live to
gether on a farm, their sole
means of subsistence, and work
early and late to earn a
hood. Two of them work in
the field; the third does the
cooking and other house work.
There is but one period of the
year when any member of the
r o l ,as anything to say to any
other member All during the
X
is harvested they break the si
leuce, and then only to quarrel
over the division of the pro
coeds. When each has succeed
ed in getang all that she think
possible silence reigns again
until the next harvest time,
The sisters have made a name
for themselves. They are known
far and near as ihe “deaf and
dumb triplets,” although this
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title is scarcely appropriate.”—
Orleans X >' .......'-*•
Snollygostev Ilam says the
Populist are getting out ;i now
aritluue ic and gives the sample
table taken from t he advance
sheets;
“4 hunks makes one chunk
< < 4 chunks*make ope gob.
l l 4 gobs .make one good size
lump.
“It is reported that quite a
wrangle arose because one of the
more extreme men on the com¬
mittee insisted that the country
would be more prosperous bv
deciding ihat two chuuKs would
enough to put in a gob.
After debate the amendment
was defeated by a vote of
lfi to 1.”
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Cotton Out
The cotton crop in this coun¬
ty has beeq gathered and near¬
ly every farmer claims to In ve
made a better crop than he
expected. While the crop has
been gathered not near all of it
lias been marketed. Farmers
through tout the county have
stored away from 1 to 50 hales
according to ability to hold it,
and many of the n will not sell
until after the November eluc
tion. The situation is easy in
Rockdale and our people are
doing but little grumbling.