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A LITTLE NONSENSE.
Up In Graves Causes Some Trou*
bis.
Here,” [the paid the widow,
office of the man who dealt
prabstones. “I refuse to pay you
[the old monument you want to
h off on me. My poor, poor bus-
1! He had picked up a stick of
unite and was trying to find out
Itlier it was any good or not when,
I accident happened. Ah, me!
jve ever fo uni of him was the
! leg. That we placed in the
c with duo ceremony. Oh, Wil¬
li William I It isn’t much, but
t there is of it is sacred to me.”
But, madam,” the dealer in mar
■iiid, “what have I to do with all
i V l i | i 1 - f i up>5
Lj pied. p( i «i].,vpnh Haven t your vmir men men gone rmne
i ty nd put .® saj 'V 1
bio aC , 0 ythin^about , , 5
j,, who / know mt Jt 8 l
I cl cunntances would "onde-r i
Lever they saw the inscription
1 didn't have it made ‘He Rests
pieces!’ [re tomorrow You take I’ll that hire down
or some
| In to investigation do it.” showed that the
linen had made a mistake in
lev—Chicago Rccord-IIerald.
Courting In Africa.
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over head in love. —Scrib
OK Oh v/ouid They We re!
■ h‘d Slopay—Have you ever
? call upon Mrs. Swell
!;■ I in lull , C1 Slopav—Certainly
not.
' i .'.now it isn’t
?! !\; t!»» «»•? '
D: I. Oiopay—Coe
, ■ y trlnz!
,M " collectors were
' <-atholie Standard
Cc.
' H '3 Position.
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1 !)V Ynn»* 3 C-, is
r kI answered
iC i|(i. I -°rf _ mlcdly. players “Fie is
: in our
C niay look a little
lit)J 105 , } wouldn’t
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flkol Ijboy Teacher_Yow
or girl tell
4^‘t.er a long
CONYERS, t /A ' * . C JA A TilK!)AY, JULY. 6 , 1901
Tea-dicr—A doctor? Oh. dear,
noi Where did you read that ?
Wee Roy—Diil ye never hear o’
the patients o’ Job?—Illustrated
Bits.
Mir. Disappointment,
Mike (opening his pay envelope)
—Faith, that's the stingiest man I
ever worked for.
Pat — Phwat’s the matther wid
ye ? Didn't ye git as much as ye
ixpected ? I countin-on
Alike—Yes, but was
gittin more than 1 ixpected.—Tit
Bits,
GettP-.g the Nearest to Marriage.
Old Woman—They tell me you
old maids are going to join a union ?
Old Maid — Yes.
Old Woman—Why?
Old Maid—Well, that is as near
come iii joining ' in mar
ria „ c _ Boslon Cour ier .
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Surprising Tenderness,
“Wliv, 1 never knew a woman
xvit]l =lu h fl t e n der heart.”
“Indeed!”
“Yes. Why, do you know, she
couldn't kill even a moth miller!”—
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Concise.
“You are all the world to me,”
said the baron.
replied Ins American .
“1 see,
fiancee, “and vou are ol the-opinion
that the world owes you a living. —
Brooklyn Life.
Not a Good Doctor.
Askit—What kind of a doctor is
rillscm ?
Tell it—He’s the sort that blames
the . Christian -
his poor practice on
Scientists.—Baltimore American.
In Its Path.
Bizzer—-Do you play baseball?
Buzzer—No; but l stopped a hot
liner vesterdiiv. Look »t m,
Ohio Stale Journal.
Playina Tom Tiddler’s Ground.
Make a division across the play
grouml and select one to be ora
TbTiwt of Hie payers Horn then ad
vance, one at a tune, on
division to th.e other, where Tom
Tiddler stands, saving aloud:
Torn Tidd.ers ?
“Here we are on and stiver I”
gr P nund. picking up gold picking
While they stoop as if up
something, Tom Tiddler has to
and catch as many as he can.
c Z* rc not ,o overstep the division,
t L— e others can then catch him.
The first one rau-ht bus to be
come Tom Tiddler, and me
Ton, can ioin the others.
Feathered Strangers In Parks.
Xo doubt very few of our
know that there are more than
c,.:;, either, but firing about
as Heeiv as if tbev were a It
miles from anv living person. to
a very pleasant pastime to trv
member the notes of the
kinds of wild birds you may
Bin-in"- or chirping in the
The robin and the sparrow are
most familiar, of course, but
are ** “ ““ , “
and as tame.
CONDENSED STORIES.
How the Owner of Robert J Played a
Jcke on a Stranger.
Nathan Straus recently recounted
to a party of friends a good story
about his world famous pacer, Hob
ert J, 2:01 1-2. “A few days ago I
drove Robert J through the park on
the road to the speedway. The
checkrein was loose, and the pacer
was plodding along in a sleepy sort
of fashion with his head down.
Scaring the One Hundred and
Tenth street exit from the park I
came abreast of a gentleman driving
a handsome looking bay pacer to a
60 pound speeding wagon. He was
a stranger to me, but we exchanged
greetings and jogged along side by
side. Finally 1 asked him what he
thought of the ‘old skate’ I was
driving.
“ ‘Does he belong to you?' asked
'
the stranger.
“I evaded his question by mum
bling something about our trying
the horse out for a friend who
thought of buying him, as lie had
been told the horse was very fa,-H.
“ ‘Well,’ said lie, ‘I do want to
r-V- you, c: 1 don’t thin 77 that
77 o r a mile in 1 min
u'tes, and I wouldn't give you $30
for harness, horse and all.’
“ <[ think he can do better and is
^ vor p a more than that,’ said I.
“Chatting in this fashion, we
jogged along, he telling me how
badly lav friend would get stuck if
he bought the animal. Finally he
said," ‘Why, this pacer of mine has
only got a mark of about 2:24, and
FlTbet any amount vou can't stay
. j mQ fm . , m e igj lt ], 0 f n mile. 1
At last it was settled that when we
struck the speedway wp should have
a little go just to settle the con
troversy. . tta .JtoJ. ,
“You am moj.no
Ar- toon as Bobort J struck tho tint
road up went his head and ears.
My acquaintance gave the nod to go,
and 1 held Robert JAn t so as to let
hack ^ at^me^vtth
turned to look a
broad grin on ) s ^ • in
turned stant he K°hert^J was not only W. on even In an an term, m .
with my homy jtien. like shot H from - • ‘
had passed bun a a
gun “A "tOTished oc+nTlislirfl man^:ron man TO u
more
never saw. I | c ‘
had polled up „s horse at the carl. ,
and mqaii . . -P;;I f (he
tbc name, i..ar.w - - "
animal that l>»> d ™PP«' f ™. “
about and jogged 1-ome. ^ t
run across him on the roaa mcc
and I d— ^Tswal
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murmur. - — ew York Times.
Not a complimentary Llkenesc.
4 |ndv was busily engaged m
brusll5n a her hair when a little niece
^ ^ staving in the house came
. ‘ the room . alw excla.mcd,
.. oh< auntie.’' beautiful hair
^ 1oTcly , Mlkv. ,1,e ,a “ 01
VJikRIA WEATHER DIET.
_
It i, artounJin-,” said » phvsi
dan to the nr it or, “itotv little
thought the people give to their
food in relation to various seasons
of the year. To this very careless
ness 1 lay much summer sickness,
often an illness that ends fatally.
Take the matter of left overs,
warming hash, ragout or meat pie is
all right for the depth of winter, but
not for weather when the blood
needs cooling, I would entreat
every hf housekeeper not to buy a nior
Ec f pork,, burn ■‘or sausage from
June until October. Reserve even
beef, lamb and veal for the cooler
days of summer, and in long hot
spells let meat alone entirely.
“Aature provides for these burn
ing days with vegetables and fruit,
tender chicken and fine, firm, white
fleshed fish. If you have left over
foods to be utilized, convert (hem
into chilled, appetizing salads in
stead of ragouts. If soups are a
necessity, let them be thin con
somme or chicken soup, not purees
or bisques. I would prohibit, pie
and-rich cake and let fruit, ices,
delicate jellies or milk puddings
take their place. I'd also put a veto
on hot breads.
“If people could turn an X ray on
the poor, overcrowded stomachs I’m
called to care for all summer long
and see the mischief done by over¬
eating and eating things that have
no business to be cooked in hot
would realize , 1
weather, they am
speaking earnest truth. —Good
Housekeeping.
Geographical Name:,
If anv one should speak to yon
ikm-t “’’s Gravenhaag,” you would
perhaps not know that they were
talking about The Hague, but they
would be, and would also he per¬
fectly right, according to the second
report of the American board of
from #
geographic names, just issued
the government printing o(lice at
^ 1 . Though the board
} ^ pe for a reform in suc h
it says that the custom of
rreYdli
further in that direction, though we
e0ntjnuc 1o fay / “The Hague,” “Ger
^ inste d 0 f “Deutschland,”
“Italy” instead of “Italia,” and so
tfae ]ist
We must not write “Pittsburgh,”
^ ^ board gflys the fmai itt
“p ur orh” should be dropped, f!, st
„„ boan , s „ m „ ,
as far as possible, avoid the posses
sltc { orms; spell “centre” as here
pivcn W in Geographical names; change
M - , « jfc
^ „ gjj(] <<town » as parts
v oliminatc
’characters.-New en
diacritic Yo ? k
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A Boy Champion,
One of the most remarkable
swordsmen of the day in Italy one
of those old world nations in which
the knowledge of fencing not only
is an accompl.slinicnt, but a prime
necessity of life, is 12-year-old This Sig- lad
nor Audio Monfernto.
has just won the naBona 1 fencing
J ttoSSt
fencers in Italy, including JSnrirm, twhe.
whose assistant Attilio used
*«*. lho fon " or ernplnvcr b<tfc»
" P™ tvumer m to day, m
Oy a mere noy.
A Palatial Leg House.
George Davcy, a farmer near Car¬
thage, Mo., has built a log house,
which is thus described bv a local
paper: “It is the most palatini hard log
house in the west. A fine
wood mantelpiece is being put in,
with tile in front of the old fire
place. Rich paintings, brought
from Taris statuaru^tomffiewnfls. hv Mr. Dayev himself,
and Italian
Draperies and tapestry are being
hung and comfortable furniture has
been put in to make this bachelor
hall the most huurious imagina¬
ble.”
The Great Due:’- Dlrt'mlace.
In a biographv n! Hieouora Duse
by Luigi Rasi, which will shortly
appear at Florence, there is an in¬
teresting story of the famous
actress’ infancy. She 'was born in
a wagon near Venice and was being
taken to a church for baptism, ac¬
cording to local custom, in a glass
cradle ornamented with gold when
a detachment of Austrian soldiers
came along. Regarding this sump¬
tuous cradle as a shrine full of limy
relics, they respectfully presented
arms.—London Chronicle.
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