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• very day in :tae >ar. #*i Mr>el to
hiibit'rlbcrs in : le cl *>. or H*nt by niiii*
at TO cent? h rocntft. Hf< r *;x m nth*,
aid *gao for or e > ear.
IMF %0N414<. %K4%# by nvitl, lx
tUn*S a writ (Without Sunday Issue),
three rno .i , J fix inoi.tfta, $3U>. otie
year WtiOi
Till- 44 1 UK I V taro Issue# a
Hek ll< ay arid Thursday) by mil ,
i*lie year. J O
tiuhacriptiorus piyabi© In advance R<**
roll by riioney order. rh* k or racist' red
letter Currency sent by malt at rls* of
render. j
Transient advertisement#, other thin
eperia. olumn. l*rai or read!ng noU* aa.
#raua m*nt and cheap or anl lomn,
30 • er.t* a line I*ourt-n line* of a are
typ©-equ*l to oi.a uut in depth ! b*
t :*iriar I*4 rm-aMircimnt Contract ratio
ar.d di*ratint* niirt* known on appiicalloii
at business oflbe
order# for delivery of the Mom nc
News to either residence or place of
biilntnf can be ma te l*y mall or by tele
phone No 210. Anv Irregularity In deliv
ery should be ttnmMia'dy report*!
Fatter* and teiesratn© mould be ad
dreeeed MURMMI OIIU I, HovAftftah.
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i2A*T*m\ omcfS. 3 r.irk P.ow.
New York city, 11. C. Fsulkn*/, M nap'
24 PACES.
I. io m Aim.Riisnaii
Meeting-Bav©rn#h lireech Needle Work
G :ld; Haupt Lodg*. No Li. I. O. O F
rtpf ?iu Nothw -TYtree Nice Honeeo For
baio. V G Blaek. Notice. TZ M. FUz
g*r#td jfrprfrrfcs Water; Mor
ton a School for Boys; 1 ©mon*t ration >f
ft redded Whole Whadt Wsoult nt Foye
A Wckmeln’a. Time to HHect Plante nt
John Wolfe Nuraery; ftemm'el of le*w
Ofhoe. <*haa. I) Kline; Hof Stuff Stoves.
ComweH to (Thipman ivn*tabl# G## Horn
er* Cornwell A- Odpman; Klee trie B©lH*.
etc., EUeotrlc Supply nom;ra*tyj Monahan,
fhc Horehocr tnd letter; Savannah
Strain Dye Works; Thanksgiving Turkey,
J. J. Joyce; TnankMgivlng Goodirat
Scott & Davie; Thankglvlrtg Turkey.#,
M S. Gardner; Th.mksvivtogr Itockaa*.
Roht Hemfer; Grand Annuel Masquerade
Ball. Weat Sale Hoc uU Club, Thanksgiving
Kvenlny; Steamer Horettx for Wilmington
hlnnd; German Volunteers' Hall et
Guard*' Hall, Nov. 27.
Business Not iota—Fine OptFal Ooola.
I>r M. Schwab Mr Hon ; Green* Ar Cos.;
'‘Tribune RFyrl©#." ft V. CVmnerat, Sa
vannah Steam Iraundry; Columbia Bicy
cler. T. A. Bryeou; Iron Pipe. Fittings,
etc , R. C. Clancy A Cos
Auction flalee—Carpets, Parlor Beta, etc.,
by C, H. fkiraett. Micrlone*r; lotdl**’
Shoes, etc., by A. Wineright. auctioneer.
liortlroad ft 1 *dul©—tteabnard Air Line;
Plant
Thanksgiving Time on Wheela—D. A.
Holland
To Make Room for an Rnormous H:rk
of Toys, Ktc.~Foy© A KoltMeln
TTe Ga* Heater- The Mutual Oas Light
Company.
<dard Kfjgravintr- At th* Bra Hive.
Good N> for Mothers and Children—
Walsh A Meyer.
Hi* Valuev lu Blankets aid Comforts
—At the Bee-Hive.
Look at Our Specials for This Week—
At Htgran's.
I*r> Goode at Cut At FscJpte!n'a,
'The OofStroliera of "The Beet"—B II
bevy A Bro.
A Thanktgiflng Jubilee—Leopold Adler
Sin*!* and Double Guia Bic.—Edward
Sons.
Retiring Sale G*oro W. Allen A Cos
Amusesn**nts —"Ttwn Topics." With W.
H. Mack, at Theater. Monday; the Great
Wna Belli A Jua H. Otmy'e Vnlted
Shows at Savanifcah Thanks*lvin* Day;
Royal Music Hall; "The Rounders." at
Theater. Nov. 2A
ihibllcaGons—Norwood'* Book.
The Genuine Vlcl Kid Girls* lAce and
Button Bhoes—Byck Bros.
For Hume ornamentation—^Thoa. W'eat A
Cos
To-morrow—At Gutman's
jtraf—Liebig's Extract of Beef.
Bhoee—At the Globe Shoe Store
Hot Stuff Stove#—\Vm A H. II Lattl
mo re.
FI na nclal— Bile wort h Vail. New York.
J W. Berry A Cos., New York, C.
Van Riper. New York; F. A. Rogers A
Cos.. New York.
l’oeturn Food Coffee— Poetunt Cereal Cos
Medical 9 S K : P. B B.; R R R :
World'# rHsienf iry Preparation-. Rerun a;
Mun yon's Remedies; L>dla Pink ham’a
Vegetable Pills. Me El res'a Wine of Car
dul; Hood's Ba "77’’ for C*dda;
PertNM; Gray beard; Dr Hathaway A Cos
Ctieap Column Advertisements—Help
Wanted; Employment Wanted; For Rent.
For Hide; laasf; Personal; Mlscdlaneou*.
The Weather.
The Indications fr Georirla to-day are
for rain, and colder it night, fresh south
erly winds, becoming northwesterly t
night, and for Lantern Fiorina |art y
cloudy weather, with local showers; wind*
mostly fresh southerly,
Fp to date, the Cirri lungs, and brain,
and heart, and liver, und^kldne)s, and
stomach are nfTeoied. OlherwlM he la
getting along very well. Thla, of course,
la arcording to he reports that have aj
peand i* the dlspotcbea.
Mark Twain Is being Uontsed by tbe
New York press just now because he had
the nerve to k* k ig tin t being over
charged by a New York cabman and the
success to secure the revoking of the cal>*
man's license. The famous humorist has,
indeed, rendered the public a aervlca in
bringing ih# extortionate "cabby" up
with a round turn. It miy be remarked,
however, that there, arc ir, Xcw York ev
ery day prob.fbly . thousand kicks
against exorbitant c.b ch.irgt *, arxl many
coroplamts uto made to the police about
them that are never heard of again. In
abort, one must be "somebody" In New
York If
amount to anything. Now. Murk Twain
Is "tiomebody," hence when h# makes a
kick the sycophantic press immediately
prims column* about 11, and ihv oabuian
loses lua Jot* x
< 4111.1kLA: 04 Itl XMtU 4M/41TON.
Hor J>hn O. <Mr!taf* who was Beere
tary of the Trrawwry in Mr n
. ablne;, in on interview published in the
Evening Pott of New York, takes ib< po
sition that the I* nw:railc party must
r*trce Ms a?rpa, that It must . aadob
the .'w d.* trlms which ilr-1 found a
place In a Unxcrtllc (datform at Chi
cago in lia6. before it <'cin l p* to get
co; iml of :he governm* t Al l n* ; ys
that. In hir opinion, 'it depends who.ly
o.q the Bouih whether th* I democratic
•
• tflnnal fioileira" He poirf out that Ihe
interest* <#f the South ate with the great
• ttnmeu ,ut aisle*—state# which, at Ihe
Ust eje t.*i f\ •• <.r elev (oral vote to
the Ikpubili.in i<irt\ and not with ihe
threw or four mir ng >*tra in the Far
West w which the South has allied
herself of th K 6 1* 'toral votes *art
for Mr Bf\an. .ill were furnished by the
o.ith * \ pt • *• * f Idaho, Nevada, Col
orado Mb-1 Montana.
If I' the ofiinUm of Mr r*arliwl* that
tb* Souti. wii find herself aleiiie in sup
-* tti i * Demo ratic partv. w ith the
•*x*-f*tn>n f the four states,
for a long Dm** to unless the new
do- trines . epted by that party at ChL
ago and u Jhered lo ever since ere aiin-
Judgimr from the wav ir> which the ro
• 'lit of th* Presidential Her Hon waa re
< olve-d to th# South It vould reg require
h great effort to get the Democrats of
Ihe South to agree that th* silver Issue
Is a dried one and that there **r* Home
other thinge In the lat Demev-railc l*e
lar.itlon of prlr.< ip • v that might Joat as
veil as not b* left out of the next na
tional fdatbarm. Aa far u we are a'de
to hc*e th# Southern Democraoy Is iw>t
standing .art for anything which the I>#ra
o.ikata of the North mou!d like to aban
don.
As t\ matter of fact the Booth haw not
undertaken to lead th# Democratle party
*!rra Ihe civil war *Sh# has followed
rather than lad. The platform# of 1 •.%
and 1900 were not made with the view of
holding the Southern Mates. Thore waa
never any'doubt a# to how they would
vote. They were made lu win states In
the North.
1* it Mr. Carlfples opinion that the
South ought to dßtAte a platform for win
ning the Northern Mates? la th- South
lorfier qualltb-d to say *Ut wbl win in
the North than th© Northern Democrats
are ? lie e##m to fhlak a
Tlm> gi at majority of th# electoral votra
•re in dfA North. Would the Democrats
of the North consent to liava th# South
dk fate the party's declaration of princi
ples ?
It is doubtful If they would. That be
ing tne <ase. It se.-ms to u# that the re
organisation movement, If reorrai Izatfon
there la to be. shoti’d be started 1n the
North. If the Northern Democrats are not
now satisfied that they cannot win on ih
new doctrines they pu hed so the front in
the* i am pa lg n# of 14kt> and 19UQ, it la hardly
predill> that the* I*, morrals of the South
would make any headway In a reorganisa
tion movement. The Northern D. nio'rats
fral ton confident of th* South'# electoral
vote# to yield anything to Southern Dem
ocrat#. The only wi\ the Southern Dem
ocrats c ould bring Democrat* of the North
to term.-, mnild be to threaten lo break
away from the* |rty, and they arc not
i kely to fn.eke a lhi eat of tliat kiud, be
• au#* by wrukdilng the racy in©
Republican party woud b© stronger than
ever the Republican p.ntv which threat-
the South with the negro domination.
PH A: At HER* %NII *1 M>4Y *%!*.
The Methodist Confe-renre of Virginia
has atiohahvd Sunday street ir# and rail
way trains; Unit Is, in so far as it.) min
isters are concerned, in session at Nor
folk last week the • onferenc* declared by
(•solution that th* presiding cider# and
prracher# under it# jurisdiction must not
ride to th*ir place# of worship or go about
the-lr pHStoral duties on Sunday abeuird
street cars or railroad trains. The elders
and preachers, however, will le |*ermttted
to travel horrabark This action on the
part of the Conference was taken on the
recommendation of the Sal Imth day ob
aarvanec • omml'tte, which decksred that
the practice of violutlng the Siti bath was
entirely ick> common. The minister# of th*
church, th* committee sakl. should teach
by precept un.l example a more whole
some e>b**rvaiK-e of the day.
Th* purpose- nltnel at by the Oonven
lion Is aliove crltlobm To ke**p the lord's
day holy Is the duty of every Christian;
to assist In making the* day one of rest
and praver and praise* nhouid bo th>- | *.-
i re as it i# the duty of every minister of
the gospel. But will tho prohibitbo of
Sunday cars placed ti|xm the Methodist
pr richer# of Virginia by th* Conference
have any appreciable effect uj*m the opci
atlon of tliow oars? Will It cause th*
revenue# of the our companies to he de
| or M‘d in u pioportloti that will he no
[ tired? It 1# nafe to niv that It will not
Feople will continue to ride in the cars,
! to religious ervice# isnl elsewhere, the
am© .• before; nd they will enter the
sanctuaries and ilft up their hearts t*l
voices lo God with a# clear conscience*
,i if tlwy had not ridden In street tar.-*
on a Sunday.
)< seem# to u that the Virginia Con
fcretie# has pro|M>s-ed To hark back a hun
dred years; to foiget that w* r* living
in tlie ov* of the Twentjeth century, in
an age of marvelous advancement and
I convenience!. A bun ired years ago a
• horra's tthek. with u pair of saddlebags
.dung across the ' critter'*" withers, wn
aboutf the only means of i'onv-vaiic.u
available to die preacher; and with chat
rnle of traveling, the preacher* mule
i wotuV-rful progress in their church work
Hut that didn't sanctify the horm lan k
method of transportation an l condemn all
other*.
The Rev Mr. Sheldon doesn’t believe In
Sunday travel, except afoot He doesn't
want *%’en th* horee to work to carry him
to 111# ap;x)lntmcnt#. Three or four Sun
day# ago he wni in New* York He had
an appointment to speak in Manhattan
in the morning and the afternoon, and lu
Brooklyn at night lit tho aggregate
twelve or mor* miles would h ve to be
traveled. Mad h* taken a car, or h cab.
Mr. Sheldon could have arrived at the
several place# of meeting in ample tint
rfid wMI little fatigue. But he Insisted
\ pon walking The consequence was that
he kept one of hi# congicg.itions wtilting
in imjMthnee for an hour, while h* him
elf was utterly worn out before he got
into the pulpit. Did the incident influence
anybody to give up Bunday i .ding? 1* did
upt. The pvoplv merely laughed m\ Ur
THE MORNING NEWS; SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 1000.
rtverend gentleinsn. regarding him as
- mc'hl*4f In tbs nature of a freak
The Hunday street ear la not. p*r #e. a
el kd tTMtitution. It I# a good otif It
enables* many t*r#on# to get out te
torch who would otherwise la deprived
i t the pleasure an l Iffieftt of religion*
-•‘Tv Fes. It Is an Matftutlon of modern
I r#rresa and conv*-nieti-•#. Tt exists be
litre th*r is * |egiitrvf*• .nd reasonable
(i> mand for M. Instead of < ondemntng th#
Hunday street rar. It would seem to lie
mors effective to encourage tns ues of It.
It nul.Mfle# ll*s ex use that the weather
I# too hot, or iso damp, or the distance
I* t'o far, to go out to church. It pi#> #*
the hotai** of worship w thin a few min
ute# of the door of every dweller in the
city Instead of decrying anl tabooing
modern appliance* an-l condition#, <he
preachers ugh< to try t# get itlo closer
touch w'th them, so that they might turn
those appliances and condition# to th# ad
vancement of their Master’ work.
••song-MoY?”
The New York Hun has Its habitat in
lurk Row. in the midst of the maddest
of the* marbling crowd, wlieno# the se
questered v d* of Ilf* can !*•' viewwl only
by the mind** eye. by sneer fore# of lin
oglnstKXi. From that oign of vantage
th* Hun never, never sera any dntmsitle
animal rave the dejected rnb horse of
!*rrn#n<# tii* pampered pug shivering
damt'B' by id# mlairrr-* aide, cr the po
litical beiitg driven by the loes to
do his tvrn. Nerertlieleoi# the Hun e -
ssva to #)ter into a serious dHruaakm of
th* etymology of the mlwist and buooitc
word. "Hoob-boyV as It la heard on the
farms In aariy morn and dewy eve, to
tb music of tinkling cow b#U# and
%hrap. Could th*r* b* more
egoitsiu? Here Is this de
fender of trusts. Imperialism, militarism,
the money power. and all that oomtner
otaliam stands for; lids dweller In the
temple of Mommna and nast-do#r neigh
\<tr to ths o-'topux. actually att*in|rtlng
to elucidate ths language of the forests
and glens and the new-ground fie Ida t
It would he bad enough if the Hun were
rrue to th# suburban vocabulary, and
wrote th* word "soob boy," or #t least
"aub-beqr;" but It expo*## Its urban Ig
norance by writing It down "at* boy" and
"stubboy." Now, *4 course, nobody who
waa ever out ftf slglrt <f Printing Hou-s
Hquare nnd cc.it of :>>uial of tli# Broad
way car# evar hrard either of those bar
barous Ktiaiiuit lowr'iirtlrwa# of tha true,
smooth met ■ettftfWM asnrd Pcsild even
th* editor of the Hun say "st'boy!" to a
dog a quarter of a mils away so th*t the
dog would hear It? The last syllable
m ght |HJ#slbi* reach lh# dog. If he were
particularly acute of ear, hut the hissed
fir..t orn would be Rlsorl>ed by th# t
-moaphAr# within twenty fe*t. On th*
ottier band "soob-lwvy•" can be projected
by good lung* # mile down the wind and
Iwlf • mil* ag:iln#t it. There are few
other rallying cries tluit have so t**i
earning power. In wiregra** Georgia
then* **r* hi Niters who can #enl that m*#-
sftgi> to a fox hound or a 'coon dog n mile
and it quarter, and the dog will know
what It m* tins every time.
What l* th* etymology of word? Oh.
that's nil nonsense. It probable hasn’t
any. It I# dog language, and means,
"get th*ie quick and catch him. you
measly whalpS" The question of origin
1h lost In th* larger fact that it is the
only Intelligible thing that a man can say
to u log when h* means for the brwe to
do hi# lave! best to catch nit! bold the
"varmint" that is ahead of him until the
men gets th#r* It is natural Ungtiage.
just aa "m-a" is th* natural first great tag
of the baba to It# mother. To try to
analyze and classify ’snob-boy" aa tt Is
utai*reiood by the rural rltlxen and (he
dog is as useless aiui futile # would be
an attempt todlvfn# why on# ?*ay! "scat'"
10 a cat. "shoo!" to a hen, "aooy!" to a
pig, "*#*o!" to a cow. "k(\ haw’*' to n
mule, or "r* ally!" to a society person. It
h all na'umi iangimge. and nothing more
< aii b© made of it.
11 ctboßtt M MAM PM •
purr, f
It Is a question whether Mr. Conger
our minister to China, is the right man
lot (hat (position nt this tlm* Our gov
. mmecit is doing a*l It ••#n to give China
. chance to get on her feet again amt
Mr. Conger 1# Insisting that the heaiTs of
the prii. • and officials ixmeemed in the
lioxcr mo\ ement shall be cut 4f. an J
that th# heaviest kind ot likkninitles
-nail le imposed upon China. <!l#arly
his desire for vengranc# appear# to have
got ihe iipp* r hand of hi# Judgment.
According to t ie dispatches ysaterday
the I'nlted State**. Bu**#ta. France and Ja
pan are acting together for a modifica
tion of the rantsneea nr*l a reduction of 'he
livlemnlty demands, while Great Britain.
Germany, Italy and Au tun r* Inaistlng
that the conditions upon th© em
pire #r* not nearly us sever# • #he>
should be.
We ha\e already out that If
tie condition# should be ma le *o lairden
romr that Cnina could sra hut little, if
any, i of compi.wng with them th*
fiances ar# :hnt she would become stub
lorn and refuse to attempt to <k> any
thing. The rrauit would be that war
would b© dec. a red aid the empire ds
ii)'mberel Th* Fnited fltates would be
it gr*at loser 1f that should 1)* the out*
©mo of the ttoucles. In-cause they might
be stmt oili from th© trade of a great
part of China What they are seeking i#
.i hone© to comiwte for the trade of th*
whole of China.
They want the Chinese government to
Nr rc-establle.tfd and China to become
prosperous, in order to aid her :ill they
an. they ore keeping their Indemnity
• irmaitd within limits. It
**eems that the Rower# intend that China
f mill not only pay link rriqltl*s. but also
he expense# of the exp.ditlon* they have
?*eiit to IVkm These ex|eni*es will b#
| • norm> u.
I Those of the rutted State# will be very
mail in comparison with tbo** of **mi
of the other Bowers. i,ven if th* Ron
vrs show some consklerntixn for China's
. ondltion of pov rty th- debt with whl i\
i will Imi saddled, a# a result of th©
Boxer outbreak, win be mor© than eh#
will be able to pay in a century.
The Cincinnati people are art anting w
grant reeeption for th# Duke of Manch©#-
;#r. The Washington Rost says: "He
will b* shown through ;he slaughter
l ousea and brewt i.es. and notlung wtd Ims
;oft urxlone to nmk© him feel at home.'*
* incinmm has*the reputation of oontaln
ig the swelleet saloon and the finest
appointed gambling Joints In the Fulled
States. Manchester %v4l yrvba|rly not
-uflcr Itvtu cuuuL
Th* prospect for favorable action with
t*p©'t ;© a twenty-*lght foot rnannet far
Havsmah Is most gratifying Th# port ;
ha> mad* grant strides a# a conraquenoe <
of th tnqwovementa Fiat h*va alrrady
bM*n motie in to# river igd tiarhor, ami
xi*h tli* prop**(l ndded depth of water
it i# a frr*gon# conclusion (hat fhsr* will
he a stlJl furthar and great Increase in
ttatjinnaiis ‘*fn*n#rra. Jt ,i smceraly to
he hoped that the appropriation wifi
speedily become avail#! le. and that the j
wc rk wrll! go on uninterruptrd to a suc
otflful conchieton.
Capital* ptinDhineni was abolished In ;
Comrade largely, if not entirely, by the
votes of women. Tha Denver Time# says 1
the recent lytM h.ng in that state was I
proof that capita! punishment should j
I never have heaw abolished and should be |
peediiy restored. Through a mistaken
! *ene* of humanity the women voltd |
•*gainst th* deafN senteic e, leaving i>o
adequate p uueiirn*-nt for the worst crlm©
m the < f akotu* againei tieir own sex.
Of lat* years many Thanksgiving pror
!mat tons have Iwen rather freak doeu
idem# than humble and ramest <'all to
ftrayer and praise. Several of tha freak
kind h tv* appeared this year. The Gov
ernor* of Wq| Virginia, for instunc*. ha*,
in i le use of hla Thanksgiving proclama
tion to get himself Into the newspaper* ar
n writer of poetry.
MIRtOIAL
—Rev Dr Gi-org* L IVrln of 80-ton
has been giv**n a year * leave of ab*encs
from his church in th.*t city for the pur-
I r**-** of raising n OQO.ixiO fund for the ad
vancement of th# Universailst Church In
! America.
Mrs J I. \f-Calhim th# adopted
laughter of the late John Sherman, will
-#M most of th# * ffrat# i.ow in th* Sher
man house at Washington Thla home
almost STWkOOfc Mr# MoCftllum ha*
eailed for Europe with her huslamd.
Rev G. <'ampuall Morgan of Ixmdon
is not coming to Northfteld, Mass., to
’sk* . barge of the church and rh# work
there, a relative of tha late Dwight L
Moody ##>*. but to serve a* a at aft work
er under the direction of W. R M oJy
and the hoard of trustees.
—Miss Kat* Millar of Fredsrt kehurg,
Ba. k* probably th* aMast toetory "girl"
in the FnMad fffatea Hb# recently cel#-
( her etgtMy-flrst birtluluy, and for
the last toraety years has \v.rkd in ih
ram* H!xl)llifln'Ut. Hhe never iuuu*e# a
I*v. twin* out a full quota of work .an*
jwrlng with girls #isty yaars her JtuuV
—Wbra the currant prvfuJao tsl tarm
!<••*# m Nov. au Gen. iv.rflrlo Dlax will
nave .-ontrolled the affairs of the M*xl
- republic #>r m perl*d of twenty-four
year*, and under hie wise, benefWent and
••nergetio rui© ive liaa sran Muxlo lira
fn*m a condition of industrial, commercial
n<l pHHktil pn>.trilun am) U©turhanc*
i> a position whFli places it in an emi
nent nt<-h*' among nation* of the wod 1
—The ITlnce at Wales, who has Mist
celebrated his fifty-ninth birthday*, ha#
now held hi# title the long.*>i m
bl#tor\. Rm-vi *u©ly the dtailnctton re
insert to Georg* IV. who wan Frtfu r of
Wales for fifty-* 4 ght years. Within a
month of hi# birth the Prince wii crat
•<l Duke of Cornwall and Hothasay, Kad
of Cat rick, B#rMt Renfrew. Luni of the
lale*. Prince Of Wales and Earl of • ha -
ter, whll* In IffcO he an made Earl of
Dublin When he wiehe© to travel on the
quiet the Rrtnce goes a# laud Rent row
and sometime* as the Earl of Cheater.
BRIGHT ItIT4.
—The Big.imlst—Magistrate—"Are you
married man?" Prisoner—"l should say I
era# —I’m the hu>lamd of two women;
that's why I’m here."—Ohio lit ate Jour
nal.
—Warfare—"lf we understand the rules
of olvlllsed warfare, anything which
tank** for th* goring of lh* Anglo-Haxor.
ox is in vlo.atton of th*se."—Detroit Jour
nal.
—Pho*b*— "Ho Miriam wants to bea Red
Croas nurse." Pan*lop*—"Yea; ahe hears
they Intend to organise a op*- tai anibu*
4nc© corps to attend fooCwl. game*."—
j Ruck
A Fond (Mtlc—Wlf© of Ills Bo*om—
Tjove.y. de-ir. lovely! But I think thoa#
aheap look too much pk© doudw-er—toa*
!—of i-ours**-iarilng—unless they are
clouds."—Life.
Fl#t—Botany Teacher—" What 1# th©
etigina" Keturah. you may anw*r."
FrlghtcntHl Uttks Girl—" The stigma is the
name of the college twe-iefy my brother
belongs to."—Chicago Tribune.
—"One of d* gr*t hindrances In de way
' of de culiud race." said Fn ‘.e Enen. "Is
•Ist dar atn' n way of hahbtn hi* kin
Molin' |K>litly spoke of In d* papers a#
a defalcation. '—Washington Star.
Nell (excitedly)—"Here*# a telegram
frojn J.iek Punter of the ’Varsity team **
Bell#—"What’s It ray?" Nell—"lt says:
Nose broken Ho* do you prefer it
I —Greek or Roman'** "—Philadelphia Rec
ord.
Mr#. Molllgon—"And shur* have Vrjt
had the la by christened y R?" Mrs. Rh n
ntgan—"l ©hould say so. The Hitl* f*:ier
was dry In' the other day. and Pat oiiidn> > oiiidn t
nuik* him stop, he went and nlajed
tho hose on him."—Yonllkr# Statesman.
tl RHI.U COMMENT.
! The Cnlcago Record (Dem.) says; "Con
sidering the potfrt.bililie* which thus at
j tend Kruger s visit to France, it is not
‘ irpn.Mug that the oilier continental Pow
. re. even while they #yvti(Sithls# with the
Hears, should be reluctant to receive him
Th# on© # tietng who bos caused England
sertous losses nd humiliation# within re-
I cent years 1# about to be feted, apparent
ly. by all France, not so much because
cf sympathy for him as because of dis
like for the English The exhibition !h not
• ne wtileh any prudent and pacific power
would be ilk* ly to • ountenaiuo without
serious ntPKiviiigs."
The 8t I/outß R *publlc (Dem) says:
"Ther* Is to believe that the
American peopl* will be taught a very hit
ter lesson between now and UN. Th©
American government Is In th© imnds of
in imperial and militarist party. That
P#rty is conti"llesf by a trust cast© wtih-h
demand# foreign conquest for th© widen
.tig of th* trust field of monopoly profit.
The Preside: i will otwy he crusts The
people will pay the oast. This, Irvl*©d. N
the one and only privilege which th*
trust# *n and t!ie party of th* trusts are
i willing that tie people suould retain."
Th* HpringlWld (M-iss.) Republican
tlnd > says: "If China shooMhe partition
i rd or dismembered by the Powers, ainl
| the Fnlted Htatc# should <Serltn* or foil
I to tak* Its slice, then ihe administration’*
• ouree in acquiring th© Ph!lii*vines wo ild
degenerate Into sheer kliocy. Ask th©
< mm* rci.il Ini;eriailst# if that Is not so.
For. what are the Philippines but a foot*
i hold?"
The Norfolk Vlpginlmn-PIloO (Dem >
i say#: "80. we must continue to pay tax
| on our tea. the memory* of th* 'Boston
(Ten Party; 40 the contrary, noiwiih- ,
stAttdlng.”
Vsi Popull.
Aa a rartaln r*vl*w recently held aav#
the l/>nd©n King a pompmw member of
Parliament found himself on the outsklrta
*f a huge crowd. Being enxlou# to ob
tain a rod view for htmaelf ©n*) ram*
loilles who a* companled Idm. and pr#-
urnitig In* wa# wall kr.t.wn. !r%-fap;*i a
hurty o#ok#*y who wt taking a day off.
on the shoulder. i*d raid in a |#r©nqrt
ory tone. "Make way there."
"Who are yer poahln'?" replied the
cockney.
■ • l>o you know who I am sir?" said the
Indignant statesman lam a r©proserwa*
live of the i-raple
"Gam! TT.ut ain't nothin’." growlad the
mail "We r© the bloomin' peop.e their
aalvoa."
His Pina 44 a Effective.
A baahful young man had sat for some
t me in the terminal station waiting for
hi# train to b# announced, mvm tn# I'hil
mb Iphfn Record. Hie grip h* rad etioved
under his seat. Finally h© Jumped up
and sought the train announcer for the
third time He was told that his train
tlm* had at last rr)v*<l Then the yaunf
man rem*nu*eicd his grip, which he had
left under the *-aat *ll th© waltlt j rooia
Harrying back, he tiun*d to And
a iwrautifui girl occupying the place he
rrad left moment lefore 111* grip was
hhiden by her skirt# and th* bashful
HiUfig man raw no wav of get'tng al It
H* iKirid tlrat he would miss hi# train,
so he decided to n th* young lady.
Strutting up to her in a ffuMered state,
hi# intention to politely ask her to allow
Mm to g*t hts grip was forgotten and he
blurted out wltn: "Pardon roe lady, but
vou't© Mating on n nail at I might tear
your dr*- With a houn-l lh© girl tea©
out of the sent, w*hen lh* voung man
grabbe*l his grip and fairly ran through
the waiting r<om am) to hie train. The
dr| WusikJ ae others* fitting le* r a.ggoi
and sh*. too. hurried out to th© train
shed and waited rher* for h*r train.
fraryptlan PrlnecM for kale.
i Wa." said an RngMeh auctioneer
“I* • princess, an Egyptian princes# In
a mummied •'ondltion Ther* it is. a very
perfect muvnrm
Of a truth It Is an lrrevetent age. a dull,
vandal, detestably democratic* ag*. in
which a daughter of Rameaes 11. together
with two x-ray full-piata photographs
showing the preservation of her bone#.
<#n h# hawked in a Convent garden sal*
room for <lO 10s. ways a London neweps
par.
True, sh© was, a# the auctioneer put It,
in m mummied condition. But what of
that! Waa It. then, for this that she
;d*|>t for thirty centuries amid the dust
*4 the king# of the earth? Was W for
this that the cunning ©mtralmer, when th©
w'*rld ww# young. laiced her tan dvr llrnba
in apbra, Hwa*hert tier unsullied rady la
fine twin'd linen? For no los”
Had it, now. bran th© dead lay of Im-
Farrar one would have minded
less, m thin case Hhakespf-ire prepare*!
us f>r some #u< h thing. But an Egyp
tian royal princess on© of the 119 daugh
ter# and ©one of Hotp-©n-Ka R#m*-vsu
irv*rt-Amen "who knew not Joseph"—to
b© lying her© on a bench, her etr opha*
gua burst o|n. sniggered at by bargain
hunters! Was it revenge*
* A royal mummy for iiO Ids that’s ab
surd.* moaned th© "it'a worth
that to a paint manulocturar."
Thli was the end.
I'rylng to < hntaxr th* tshleet.
A telephone conv* r sat ion reported In the
Phllodciphiu Inquirer;
Hello. tVntral. let me have the Ylldlx
Kiosk. <:onstantinople. I wish to speak to
the Sultan of Turkey." 4
"AH ilgtrt.’*
"I# this his sublime slowness, th© light
of tii© faithful?"
"Yes, who wants him?"
"I m familiarly known as Unci© Bam I
want that Armenian Indemnity limn©*
diatfdy."
"Glad to speak to you. Unci© Bam. It
look# Ilk** rum her© How ar© your crop#***’
"Urop* ar. all right. tut I wane that
ittd<*mnlty, Mr. Atxlul Hamid."
T tin * liarmed to learn that your great
country im thriving I always thought
very highly of America."
"Th ink you. but ©bail I have th© receipt
for that Armenian Indemnity made out
just now?" 1 |
"I should like to dlscuxa the great ques
tion of transcendentalism wKti you, if
you don’t mind, Mt Ham. What ar© your
\ lows?"
My view# ara that you hav© owed that
indemnity long enough. I warn th©
amount pgld imm*liat©ly. #lr."
By the way. they way tha* wireless
telegraphy 1* likely to supersede tha tela
phone soon Is that probable, think you?'
"I don't wpi) to talk about wireless
telegraphy. *lr. but of unscftled accounts
That account of your# I wl#h settled with
out th* smallest delay."
"We have lud wonic quit© warm weather
thia #umtnr i hoj© you have not been
tu u aii*Mtaily hot n Washington. '
Sir. I do not wish to talk st>out the
weather, but atn>ut your unsettled ac
count. That Armenian indemnity must
be paid at once."
"I must say, Mr. Rim. that I consider
It very impolite in you to revert contin
ually to on© topic, when you #**© how hard
I am trying to change the subject. 80
thera!"
Hangs up the receiver and walks away.
musing on the discourtesy of the ©’©stem
work*-.
Yesterday.
Tl# long ago sin.*# by Hhanangah's shore,
W* Ml© loitered on a Hummer day.
When every prospect pleased as ne’er be
fore.
Though warmed and Illumed by as pure
a ray;
Cirtou* bed by time that varied vision
stays.
Of distant acenea which In It mirrored
lay.
Where <k>wn Ihe vista of th© year# we
ga*©.
As though *t were yesterday.
The pur© and balmy air with fragrance
rife.
The ©on*;* of birds, the low harmonious
lone
Of rippling waves, and ail the light and
life
That w.ik© to memory # call, when pen
sive and ©lone.
And there, forsooth. Is seen soma favor
ite #!KI.
Th# wi low copse, the sheltered rtv-kx be
st d* the bay,
A retrospect tlrat ne'er mav be forgot,
It now appears as yesterday.
It seem# a# If the bounty of those hours.
Gave back each instant every thrill of
Joy.
As 'tw* rc the odors of tha early flow
era.
Returned again their petals w*et to
cloy;
Then fb*ki© happiness no longer coy nor
why,
From lh© contented heart ne'er sought
to stray.
Fw numi.t of sadness save the night
wind's sigh.
Could mar that perfect yesterday.
H'rt 4 ' -*• b*n 't b.i •• n ;re on ?ht
placid ©HOtr,
Entranced, wc Mtered id*v by the way,
That gone t* now th* Itrufrv of vore.
The glory, grace, and gladm-as 4 >f
Bummer day;
Yet. atltt, the spirits hovering ertiwhilea
there around.
Perchance their mystic prerance some
time may betray.
When fancy's pinion cleaves the past pro
found,
To bear us back to youth and y*st#rday
Bfclctn, N. J Nov. 12, 1900, U
SAVE YOUR HAIR
With Shampoos of
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/Lnd Hpht (irpoxlnds of Ccnnn, jnirest of emollient skin cure*.
This tr*tmnt at once stops fallinß liair, removes crusts, scales, atvl
dandruff, soothes irritated, itching surfaces, stimulates the hair folli
cles, supplies the roots with energy and nourishment, aud makes tlw
hair grow upon a sweet, wholesome, healthy scalp, when all else fails.
Complete External and Internal Treatment for Every Humor,
m • romutiwr of t'rtrri** So.r (**•' to rlMnw ths ,kin of ero.r, n,J
flllldir*! .Clio u:.d Balm Ihr it*, kraod railot*. OUTusl*. Onmnorr o.<
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XT© bnl,HdConcru Rit'iirnr xk.), to 00..1 ,iui ci.n. ih b!oo*.
—.— \ brsr.i.* ST ia ofea ruSsanl to euro the a. aoroM humor, with
In© SOt!# I.Zd t.,. of hair, wh*n nil aiao (nil,. SoM tbroughoat the world. Port.
tl I)v Aim comm. Coal-., hut* I‘iop,.. Button. “ All about the hfcui, sent,, nod Utu," tna,
ITEM© OF II4TUHB4T.
—Th© cost of mb Ini a inlr.g th© Ilf© sav
ing service during th© past year was 8.-
The amount of property P saved
was. in round figures. IT.tihn.npi. in n*Hl
- to HOT lives. Huch a record as that
would seem to Justify better pay and bat
ter rare for the m**n enraged in such dif
Bruit and dangerous work.
—Th* ‘oundarv line between th© Unit
ed fßaiea and Mexico ha* recently h© n
resurvoyud and martieJ by Stone monu
m*a In lh© form of ob© iska hclt-4
•bam rive ml la* 4 pact. The snaft- ara
*en feet high at the top. buUC on founda
, tlornr ffv# f*ot square and rising six Inches
tSbov# the aui f*iv iff the ground.
—An oetrich farm is to be established !n
th© suburbs of Little Ktfvk. Ark Thoma*
.4 Pock burn of Hun Antonio. Tex... baa
punctMiaa-d a tract ot land and will t#k*‘
.11# entire supply of birds there at once.
Hi# form la h branch of on* or the cel*
crated iMlUornia farms. Mr Cockburn
Will go to Hot Hpringw t*e*au#e the c!jm te,
he aayd, la better ulte*l for his business
-The New York socialist# have com
menced u crusade that haw for It# object
th© enlistment of the women In th'*lr
•'©use To this end they have in corpora i©d
,% Women* Bor la list Society, which has
just held a session in Brooklyn. AW the
orator# were women. Tm*lr purpaao ia
to set on foot a movement for the incor
poration of like organisations lo all the
state#.
—ln Australia a novel Idea baa been in
troduced for weeding out th© "mun w*ho
doesn't dance.” Each lady ba# **Hp
of paj*er perforated in squares, one squat*
for each dance on the prdgr.imm* .
g)v#g *ne of these coupons to hat purtnar
it the end of ej. T dan*** fcud any man
Who cannot prorbice © fur pTstitai** f
•Tniipoq** 1# rrfuaed admission to the sup
ier room.
—The return of the Fish rnmmhwlon's
steamer Albatross fr*m It# fourteen
months’ cruise In th© Parlfl** brings sev
eral new facts as <• part of Its cargo. For
• si© thing it was demonstrated that all
th* charts of the Bouth Pacific ar* inac
!*urwte and that most of th© Isiatvl# rs
Itiaccurntaly located, their real positions
heiUg from two to twelve miles from their
location# a# shown on th© charts.
—Recent estimate# #re to the effect that
asphalt Is being dug out of lh© famous
tar tak*© of Trinidad—the moat notable
; existing source# of ihe material In th©
I at th* r.'* *•■ *-- ■•*. km . par an
num. There ar© still 4*dO,<iM> ton*-- in
4gkt, but at thla rate the supply could
rot la©t long were it not that the lake of
bitumen referred to U receiving a eon
sast accraGo# from sh© bowels of the
earth.
—A perambulating kitchen made its ap
pearance In the street# of Warsaw re
cently. It was provided with SOO quart#
<4 pea soup and pass*’-*! through the In
dustrial quarters, stopping for a short
| fim© at th© s*ag* works, where'several
hundred navvies are employed. In th©
Warsaw F.nd" the movable kitch
en supplied food for th* women 11 nd chil
dren. the soup being served into th* cus
tomers* vessc s. t’hlch were often of th*
crudest type.
—The telegraph from the African coa#t
•o Irak© Victoria Nyanxa has h* en com
pleted and It wl.l h* of advantage to the
inhabitants of Lower Egypt. The native#
depend on the rise of tne Nit- f**r Irrigation
•nd hitherto they hove only known a
nhort tlm* b*fot• land the cotulitlon of th©
a.iters Now, however. Hint csmmunica
il*>n has lean made frotn th© source# of
th© Nile, tho required inlormatk n can tv*
*ent several mouths in advance and the
Kg' ptim.it can regulate their mu-piles.
—Many exchang. * have printed a para
•traph .innoun. lug that Hi* (Inl y popuia- j
I ilou of the Equitable building In X
York l> 3, MO and Ihut the iimll averages
ilMMit H.wm pieces a 'lay. Thl* record lb
outstripped hv several building In Chica
go. accord Im- rt the Chrotgcle Notably
the Mono in. k block, which at present
ha* a dally population of cltv-e to It not I
: 'Julie r, (> s van Is the posial hu.-lnes.- I
lof this human hive that It wan found j
J Here*'.try to eMahlish on the main floor -
Ii branch poMnfllcf. with four mo.! car- j
Her* The Mona-bio. k block i 400 feet
| long, aeventy feet wide, sixteen Morton '
high at <m. end and seventeen at the
■Uher, and m* In all IJWO util. ■•■* lnone 1
lay over (.'( | r*on* passed through the !
j Jackson boulevard entrance alone.
j —An American art student in Parla
| mv* "There arc more wrecks of you mt
lives ond young ambitions |n Montmartre
than in any other quarter of the glob*.
Fellows who fancy they nro destined to
become great artists have the illusion
knocked out of them, but they refuse to
,eave. They arc there from all parts of
ihe world stranded, hnpslsai beggars, liv
ing no one knows how. and shunning their
I fel lour men One ca-e in particular cmight
my attention iat of an Englishman
named Jones, let us say. His father is an
evangelist, who •um over to Amerlco
several yearn ago. This fellow poses u g
a misanthrope of the most pronounced
type He n eel i' with nobody, and his
only companion Is a little black dog He
will live for days on bread and milk In
Older that he may hoy meat for his dog
One night I w.t* with a crowd of other
students, and we p issed him In the street.
He turned glared at us and hissed: T
hate them' I hate them!’ Then he sat
down on the curb, with bis dog In his
arms, and burled big face In ila shaggy
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NACOOCHEB, Cnpt. Smith, TUESDAY,
Nov, 77. :i0 p m.
urn OK UIHMINQHAM. oart. rr*i
THURSDAY. Nov. IW, 19:00 a. m
KANSAS CITY. Capt. Flahrr, THUS*.
DAY. Not. ■, low a. m
TAU.AHASBEE. Copt. Akln, SATUR
DAY, D.v. 1. ]|l:ou ni.
CITY OF AUGUSTA. Capt. Doxfßt,
TUESDAY. Itoo. t. s oo p. m.
NACOOCHEE. Capt. Smith. THURS
DAY*. Dec 9, 4-30 p. nr.
Kansas city, capt ri*hr. Satur
day*. f n-or p nr
CITY OF UIRYUNGHAM. Capt. Br,
MONDAY, D.*. 10. S:00 p. m.
TALLAHASSEE Capt Aakma. TUE*-
DAY*. De '. 11, 9 00 p. m.
CITY OF AUGUSTA. Capt. Daff**.l,
THURSDAY. Dec IS, 10:00 a. nr
NACOOCHEE. (*pt. Smtth. SATI'R-
D \Y* Dee If, il so a. ru.
K ANSAS CITY. Capt. Father, TTTESPAT,
Dc. . is, ; <o p m .
TALLAHASSEE, '*npt. Aekine. THURS*
DAY. Dec a). 3:30 p. m
CITY fYF BIRMINGHAM. Capt. Btre,
FRIDAY, Dec. 21. 3 00 p m
CITY np AUGUSTA. Capt. Da*fC,
SATURDAY*. Dec. JS, 6:00 p m
NACOOCHEE. Cupt. Smith, TUESDAT,
Dec. 23. 7 30 p, m.
KANSAS CITY- c ap , Fisher. THURS
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TAI.I.AHASSEE. Capt. AslUna. SATUR
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