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Our Commissioner in Colombia.
At least in two notable matters Ihe
Constitution's commissioner to Colom
bia and Panama. Mr. Clifford Smyth,
has justice the wisdom ami enterprise
of this newspaper in sending him to
those countries.
correctly reported from Carta
gena the set determination of the < o
iomhians to make war on the repno
lic of Panama and if neeessaij,
against the United States, saou.d it
attempt to protect the new republic
nom r< -conquest. This information he
nlainlv ami circumstantially proved,
even when General Reyes, the Colom
bian envoy was assuring our state
department that there would be no
military movements by Colombia pend
ing his pr-'S'. nee and negotiations in
this country’s capital.
Mr. Sinvtii also was In advance ol
all other sources of information in
discovering the movements of Colom
bian troop;- to the Gulf of Darien, and
the t-stab. .di me nt of n permanent camp
as the base of future military opera
lions north of the Atrato river and ■
toward the Ofije* live of I’anaman tei- ;
ritory.
Events at C< ion and Panama are ,
covered by numerous news agencies, •'
but. The Constitution's commissioner :
has gone where the events of the fit- I
turc- are t > be projected and when lie
reaches Bogota will be at the storm-
• enter and will, wo are sure, give our
readers what we designed them to
■have the earliest, best and fullest
information from that interesting 1
scene of aetion.
A Delegate from Porto Rico. j
A bill has be. n n ported in congress :
to give to Porto Rico the right to
, ’..(-t to the American .
house of rei'fi. .‘ntatives, who shall sit I
in that bout with all the rights and '
privilc. ■ accorded to deiegates ■
from organ "” ■! territories of the ;
I’nited Stas.- and lue delegate from '
the territory ■ Hawaii, excluding
him oni; Go'-: 'he right to vote on :
pending legislation. At. present the '
•orto Rican c.vil government act. of i
• '■ugn .'lily ..' ■■■..- ;t ■.evident com- j
missioner t ■ th" I’nited States" whose .'
sob? privilege is to slosh around '
A'ashlngton arm ‘make representa
tions” to tie powers that be '
on behalf his people who ‘
continue to ! c Itizens of the •
I'l'ited States. ’
Tiie proposition io allow Porto *
Rico a delegat ■ raises afresh some in
teresting questions. t
la the first place the constitution of
tin I’nited States d'."s not provide for
the presence in the house or senate of
any sc-1 of r. pr a-tuati zes except sen
ators and r< pi- ? :it; tive.- chosen by
“tht states ’ hi th" manner prescribed ;
by law. Tcrritoi ial delegates sit in
i he house now only by the grace of the '
house. and are < .'.tra-eoiistitutional
personages.
But granting that they are desirable >
P' /sonaii'.- fi.- pleasing territorial sen- ’
and giving more or loss infor
mation respecting ’.lu-ir constituencies,
ihe question comes up as to how con- i
gross can consistently admit a dele
c: te ou rhe same footing from Porto
Rico which is not an organized ter- i
ritory, but oniy a possession" of the
I’nited States governed even now by
"a temporary act" of congress?
The supieme .-ourt of the United
States in the case of Downes Bid
well. 21 Sup. Ct. Rep 770, said that
’ Porto Rico, by its cession became ter
ritory appurtenant to, but not a part
of the United States, within the mean
ing of the constitution” If that Bill
' ‘every worded <!•?< : son is still good
law it will require all the ingenuity
of those traditional fourteen Phila
dciphia lawyers to discover 'now con
tcan ci insistent ,y givi Porto Rico
> delegate in congress without first re- i
organizing it Into a territorial status
like that of Oklahoma, New Mexico
or Hawaii.
The Coustir iron is frank to sav
that ft believes Porto Rico entitled to ■'
i in congress, but only
upon terms that accord with the past
consistency of the inconsistent polity I
of having any territorial delegates at
all. What justice in the case demands,
at any rate, is that Porto Rico be '
made a regular territory and that it
■ e accorded the home rule, i‘■presetita
i;.-ii and free commerce that ‘•apper
tains” to all other organized territor
ies. Nothing short of this will be Just-
Stand Pat on Cotton.
The experts of the customs depart- :
ment of the treasury estimate tint the
’ a lance of trade for the year now dos- I
ing will be nearly $51)0,000.000 in f,..vor
<>: the United States. Over thn e
fifths of that comfortable sum is
< hareeablo to the exports of southern
cotton and the fact shows bow our
great staple enters as a paramount
factor into the international exchang s
that mean so much to the prosperity
of the nation.
Two years ago our volume of im
ports shrank dangerously, and that was
due to the conditions in Europe re
specting cotton. Then the English
end continental spinners were loaded ■
up with surplus raw cotton, bought
at the level prices of the two preced
ing years. When our southern staple
was at a price they deemed too high,
they refused to buy, and so our ex
ports suffered a set back that was not
pleasant. But now the European mills
are short of cotton and wholly de
pendent on the American supply. They
are buying it to beat the band, and
our exports have been booming since
October, so that had they been of the
same ratio all the year the volume
would have reached $2,000,000,000 and
cur profits ben half that amount.
In view of the above important trade
figures the duty of southern cotton
men is plain. Stand pat ou the cotton
position of the season and do not sell
a pound that is not forced to be sold.
The world must have our cotton Make
it pay for it all it is worth.
Up to the Southern Senators.
Senator Teller, of Colorado, is not
at all backward in declaring that his
state lias no particular interest in
the building and service of the Pan
ama canal and therefore he is indif
ferent as to whether the treaty is rat
ified or the canal constructed.
Tiie reason for this frank and self
ish attitude of Senator Teller is plain.
He represents a state whose interests
as to products and transportation are
dependent now and always will be on
the transcontinental railway lines.
They do not want the canal and
therefore he cares nothing about it.
But as Portia said to Shylock, so say
we to Senator Teller, ihat we thank
him for his words. They should be
drilled into the ears and understand
ing of every southern senator, for
tLeir states are all of them interested
far more in tiie building of the' canal
than in all the transcontinental rail
ways now or ever to be built.
If Senator Teller can afford to be
indifferent to t'he necessity of the ca
nal to fourteen great producing ami
manufacturing southern states, then
every southern senator should find
in that fact fourteen times more rea
sons why he should favor the canal
and allow nothing to turn his vote
against tiie treaty.
The Constitution would not demean
the intelligence of southern senators
by trying to argue to them the vital
importance of the canal to the future
industrial development and prosper
ities of the south. We know they
understand that fact perhaps better
than we could delineate it io them.
But it is not amiss to say to some of
them that they are sadly misjudging
the desires and the determinations of
the great business interests of the
ajuth if they imagine that with im
punity they can make a political foot
ball of this great and now urgent is
sue.
At present there is no politics in
the i anal question ;.s viewed by tiie
business intelligence of the south.
But if. for tiie flimsy and capricious
reasons that have as yet been offered,
the canal treaty is defeated by demo
cratic action acquiesced in by south
ern senators, there will be polities in
the future affecting such representa
tives that will give them endless
troubles.
The reason that Senator Teller
gives for not caring a tinker's damn
about the canal -because it will not
benefit his state —should be matched
by the solid support of the canal by
southern senators —because it will
tremendously and always hereafter
benefit the states to which they owe
aid and loyalty.
—♦
That Florida Snip Canal.
The Constitution notes with pleas
ure that a number of western contem
poraries have commented favorably
upon the Florida ship canal measure
which we recently, revived tor discus
sion. The newspapers along the great
rivers that find freigiiiagc on their
bosoms to the mouth of uie .Mi--siesip
pi for so much of their export prod
uce trade are especially interested and
say that the feasibility of building that
(anal should be once more taken up
by the national government.
Tiie value of the canal to a 1 the
gulf ports is patent on the fact oi the
proposition. Il would shorten travel,
time, cost and expenses of traffic be
tweu them and the northeastern ports
and Europe in ways so pronounced as
te make it one ol the greatest of mod
ern commercial conveniences.
Galveston, New Orleans. Mobile and
Pensacola are all of them directly
and vitally interested-to an incalcu
lable extent in. securing this new cut
off route and the trade of the entire
Mississippi vaih ;>• aim the western corn
and wheat states would gi■■•ally
profited by it.
The surprising thing to us is that as
yet no one i i' the cities interested, on
either side of the Florida peninsula,
has had tiie foresight and enterprise
to call a convention to consider this
splendid public work and inauguratr'
ways and means to .secure its under
taking by the government.
It is also a magnificent chance for
seme southern senator or congress
man to step to the front, champion the
canal and make his name famous by
the event of its construction.
Reciprocity Is Democratic.
It was a very timely ami proper
tiling lor Leader Williams, of the dem
ocratic side of tiie house of represen
tatives, to emphasize and put on rec
ord clearly dial reciprocity is not a
republican invention, but. has been a
time-honored principle in tiie demo
crat ie creed of the country.
Betause it was seized upon by Mr.
Blaine, while secretr.ry of state, a? a
convenient method lor widening Amer
ican markets in foreign countries the
idea lias bee '• allowed to prevail that
he invented the policy. More recent
ly. since some republicans have urged
that McKinley meant to '.mforee the
Blaine poli< : . and that it is tlio >
safe way to compromise matters ■
tween the .\m<rican manufacturers
and American producers ot loodstulfs
and raw niaieriais, and so itioad'-i
market, abroad for both, the. public
mind ims he n misled into thinking
that the contention is wholly a repub
lican one.
But the truth is as Congressman
Williams stated it on the tioor of the
house I'lte democrats have from the
b> gin.ling < I tariii agitations in litis
country lavon I the policy of reciproc
ity. Even if it was not always called
by that name, the tact remains that
mutual trade irait'k'S which would on
couragt- excm.’iges of products be
tween this and oilier countries, with
out destruction io tiie home indus
tries of eitlter, but to il.e profit, of
(onsumers in both, has been the chief
democraiic. alternative for prohibitory
THE WEEKLY CONSTITUTION: ATLANTA, GA., MONDAY, DECEMBER 21,1903.
THE CANAL AS A PARTY ISSUE.
The proceedings in the senate democratic caucus on Tuesday reveal
a situation that needs to be dealt with in did uncertain way. On the
question of binding democratic senators to any measure as a party issue,
the requirement being the concurrence of two-tliirds of such senators, which
is twenty-two, the vote was nearly unanimous. That action is not out of
accord with traditional party discipline.
On the question of making opposition to the ratification of the
Panama canal treaty a party duty, binding oil ail democratic senators,
there were eleven of the twent-y-six senators present who voted against
a resolution to consider the question in caucus at all. These eleven are
one-third of the full caucus and if there is no other democratic senator
like-minded with them they will be outvoted and united democratic op
position to the Panama treaty will be forced as a paramount party duty.
Nothing we can conceive of at this junctiure could be more calam
itous to the democratic party of the nation than to have its represen
tatives in the senate take that action The Panama canal matter is not
a party issue, but a great and world-wide commercial issue whose realiza
tion has already been too long delayed. The greater part of the civil
ized world applauds the present status of the canal question aS produced
by tiie Panama secession and the recognition of the Panaman republic
by the United States, with the negotiation of the treaty now offered for
ratification.
The simplest observer of popular tempers in this country cannot
mistake how the American people feel about this matter. They approve
what has been done to date, they want and mean to have that canal,
and they will visit their wrath upon whatever man or party may defeat
their wishes. The defeat of the treaty would simply delay the canal and
enrage the people. Thai defeat would be fatuous and fatal to tho popu
larity of i lie party producing it. It would give no prestige to the democ
racy, but would give to the republicans the largest and best issue
against, the democracy that current political conditions could afford
them.
There is no use here to go over the history of the Panaman pro
ceedings. They are accomplished facts and facts must be dealt with
candidly. They caunot be dodged or eluded. And tiie critical question
with the democratic senators now should be what good can be done by
opposing and, if possible, defeating the Panama treaty?
If they think it wise to put the democratic party in opposition to the
popular desires of the vast majority ol' the nation, then they will vote
to oppose the treaty.
If they tiiink it. wise, in the face of the waning commerce abroad
of the nation, to delay the. canal until the republican party can take
full control of it and credit for its construction, and so lose the historic
vantage of our party on this great, matter, they will vote to oppose the
treaty.
li lib y wish to destroy utterly the rising hopes of the entire, south to
improve their industrial and manufacturing export trade, with south Pacific
and Oriental markets, and so turn us over completely to the commer
cial policies and dominion of the eastern section of the country, they
will vote Io oppose the treaty.
If they wish to send the defeated treaty to the country in the
Lands of the republicans, crying: “Behold, with all our sins ot grail aud
loot, we did not assassinate this thing! Trust to Roosevelt and to us
and we will revive and establish it !” and so win a hands-down victory
over tiie democracy, they will vote to oppose the treaty.
Smators Bacon and Clay are to be commended strongly, for their
determined opposition to the making of this purely business question a
caucus part.' issue The senators from Florida, from North Carolina,
from Arkai; as ami from Louisiana are equally united and cotirgeous
against such a- tion. Senator Cockrell, ol Missouri, must also be included
for praise because he resist:.; tiie dangerous proposition to commit tho
democracy to the defeat of the treaty.
But where are the other southern senators whose states and peo
ples arc as profoundly interested as any of their sister states of tho
gulf and seaboard in this great international highway? Surely, they
will not enter into the folly of making the democratic party the enemy
of the canal!
c nators who are ■ the ere< the treat
question into a party if me The Constitution sends its Zfcouragement
and urges them to persist, to persuade their colleagues .nd in every
posMI ■ ; legitinmie way endeavor to deieat the am : " : , { com-
mitting our pat'.y to the rejection of the treaty
cation of the canal question. ■*'
They will do a patriotic service to tho country, they will do a splcn-
,. W ork for the democratic party, they will become imi
benefactors of tiie future prosperities of tiie south, it they can make
good in their fight and keep this canal question wholly aloof from party
politics.
The event of the caucus over this matter will have an enormous
effect upon the iiiture hopes and chances ol the democratic party. Iho
oei i.-iou is a supreme one when the best interests of the country should
he th- prime concern of the party!
tariffs for three-quarters of a ceu
tury.
B j.s well mat the democrats in con
gress should not let. this truth slip
ami permit tin- republicans now, or
later, to palm it off ou the country as
on' of their inspired inventions.
Northern Men in. the South.
An evidence of how far-reaching
ami la: tit:;; partisan misrepresentation
can be when now, nearly lorty years
tiller the clost ol the civil war, men
of busim ss and general intelligence in
northern stai"s stiii write letters of
inquiry to sot.tlr rn authorities con
cerning the reception they, or their
capital ami onierprisi s. will meet with
should t.licj 'ome to this section.
The Constitution since its establish
ment years ago has lost n< ver an op
portunity to make plain to the coun
try at large the full and undeniable
truth that, there exists in the south no
prejudice against the incoming of
northern men as follow-citizens with
us ami that, their business endeavors
in wliatev'. r line of industries wiil not
only be welcomed, but accorded equal
ly as just tr atment in every regard
as is given to the enterprises of our
own people.
We have made this so well under
stood by thousands that. Georgia is
today the happy ami prosperous home
of tens of thousands of people who ■
have come into every section of the
stale from the states north of the Po
tomac and the Ohio.
Georgia is a slate of wonderful re
sources needing the presence of en
terprising mon ami the tranm'orming
toilet; oi "apital. Scatvely any state
in the union offers gr■•ao r and t inter
s to the agriculturalist, horti
< uliiiri. t, ;■ .•i.r.ni: i'. miner, qttarry
mini ami manufacturer of whatever
products catt be wrought o! cotton,
wool, wheat, wood, iron, marble, slate
or cement. \ad the people of no state
in the u io:i are more inclined to give
a glad hand anil a he rty porsotml co
cperi'.tion to all who come here to ex
pand and enrich tiie Greater Georgia
of the future. .
Tita! <mr people are cordial, liberal
ami hospitable and that our govern- ,
menial agencies are just and protec- |
live to every good man and righteous
interest. <an be testified to by tb.ou
sands of norl'ii* ,’? men who are now in
Georgia living, laboring and prosper
ing even as those to tho manner born i
and who are th ’it’ daily a: .-iteiates j
amt ’part net’s.
Writing on this point, Mr. Noah H. ,
Swavn l ', second president of tho Ala
bama and Georgia Iron Company, of
Cedartown, in this state, says:
I w,s at once *'> lially ret'clved and
v -..' ::ih! !:■ ve , v,T sinci- been eori-
staiit!? m id" t.» f" l tb.it 1 v,:s ,:•;>> i-t"d
to ‘bar,* ii ih" social and the public life
of the eommimity. (.Mr. Swayne is now
an aldonnan of tho town.)
The cwp ■)!■ nr- <>f this corporation has i
been equally satisfactory. Its property
■ has been justly appraised and taxed and
‘it has ia- .1 eqiut.ibl.t t. tea tel m tiie
: co,iris. Tim judges Live been llberal
; minded and just. The juries to which its
■ ,i ".s have la-eii submitted have been fair
i and impartial.
What greater tribute could be paid
to any community than Mr. Swayne
thus pays to the-people of Cedartown
; —a north Georgia, town that has prof
, ited splendidly by this policy of fra
ternity and justice? The same story,
in varying terms of detail, can be had
from hundreds oi other towns in
, Georgia, where northern men have be-
I come factors in the development of
the resources ami industries of the
state. „
• No man anywhere need fear to come
; tc Georgia with his family, his trade,
his capital or bis . nterjirise. Here he
i will find that the man counts for more
i than birth, or rank, or bank account.
I The honest, industrious and helpful
■ newcomer, whetht-r poor or rich, will
i be act orded full welcome and opportu
i nily to make himself an equal lellow
' citizen with us ail. 'ria? more fully
1 these things are understood in the
north and west the sooner will we be
gin to realize returns from them and
to know ihat. the Greater Georgia is
growing into its glory.
That Constructive Recess.
The constructive recess trick at
tempted by the president on the sen
ate is a bad piece of business from
any point of view. Time is a counta
ble thing and intervals ol it can be
marked only by consciousness, the
clock or the sequence of events. All
three of these methods of apprehend
i mg an interval between the adjouru
| mint sine die of the extra session and
I the commencement ol the regular ses
' sion are squarely against the conten
tion of the president and his ill-advis
ers in I lie case
It is impossible to say what the
senate will finally do about the mat
. ter, but it will amaze the sensible peo
! pic ot’ the whole nation it it allows
: itself to lie jockeyed with in such fasit
| ion. Still, the senate majority is a.
; well-drilled and sufficiently audacious
: body of partisans to swallow the flc
j tion ami the insult to itself at one
i guli>, if partisan necessity makes it
I the quickest ami safest way out of a
I disagreeable dilemma.
i But if sm h strange and unconstitu
: tional acts are to be condoned, as they
. will be by an acceptance of tiie con-
I struetive recess theory, there is no ex
-1 travagance of interpretation of con
; stitutional limitations that will not be-
I come imminent and operative when
republican emergencies may demand
; ’ 1 •
The, case is one for serious rat nor
‘ than ribald consideration. It should,
lat least, alarm straightforward patri
otic citizens to the necessity of chang
ing the present ©ttcupant of the white
house for a president who believes in
the constitution's inviolability anti his
own obligation to support and de
fend it.
What the Democrats Can Do.
The democrats in congress have
thus lar shown more of wise restraint
and good strategy than in many years,
especially those years immediately
preceding a presidential election.
The situation politically is one that
is continually brightening at the dem
l ocratic end, and if the democrats of
congress will only caucus closely and
decide carefully upon their policy be
tween now and next .June, they t an do
magnificent worn in bringing the par
ly upon tho. national field in winning
form.
So far as the nomination of Presi
dent Roosevelt, i • the republicans is
concerned, the democrats need not
worry. Let him be nominated. If tiie
democracy cannot beat, him they
could hardly hope to beat any repub
lican. He has saddled ami bridled the
party and is riding it rough and hard.
He is making independent republican
voters every day. So long as he is
doing that the democrats can afford
to let him caper and curvet as lie will.
That the great conservative busi
ness interests of lite country are
afraid of a second trial of Roosevelt is
‘ too plain to bear contradiction. He
, may go mildly enough now. while the
j question of Lis. nomination and elec
i tion are pending, but with these as
; sured and the ides of March, 1905,
I passed, only the Omniscient can tell
j what Roosevelt would then do. He is
■ out to be elected president on his own
personal account. He means, if elect
ed. to make a Roosevelt record that
will stand out in presidential annals
as one altogether unique aud individ
ual to the end of the republic.
If is no wonder that a man with his
nerve, ambitions and hetmtuess should
be feared by those who see the inter
ests of the cottnity standing in jeop
ardy every day with such a man in the
white house. As to Roosevelt, s he
democrats need onry to find a. wise,
stable and eonstitutional democrat ot
clean record and unquestioned patri
otism. Betwei. a the two the choice
will not be hard lor any democrat nor
for hundreds of thousands oi conserv
ative republicans.
Another thing the. democrats can
and should do is to press home upon
the republicans the maniiold frauds
that have been developed iu the va
rious departments ot tiie government.
As to them the case today is worse
titan in the days of the Grant regime
of graft and loot. U is the duty of Um
democracy to keep these tiling- 1 - be-ott
the people and not to be deterred bj
the glea that discussion 01 them will
hamper their prosecution in the courts
of law. Titty are crimes political as
well as crimes prohibited by law, and
tiie party that has P'-'M'med them
should be indicted and arrmcned be
fore the American people. 'I he eon.
mon folk want honest government.
They do no' believe in leaden-tooled
prosecutions or in statutes ot limita
tion loopholes for the escape ot pubnt
plunderers. 1 nder no cit cumstani' o
should the democrats in congress fail
to call In every possible form lor the.
exposure of the crimes of republican
officials made possible by the meth
ods of republican administration.
The democrats can piirstie the re- .
publican:, upon tiie issues of tariff re- .
form. The stand-pat policy of t.ie
Hanna republican crov d does not
Please many thousands ol republic an
voters, eith r in eastern or western
states. Tiie refusal io promise mem
a revision of schedules that rob tiie
people for ’hf profit of the trusts is
making them resth s. It is lamstu-'
enough of them may vote with the
democrats for tarilf revision to <ait>w
the republicans the loss of the presi
dency and tii" house, of represem.u
Lives in lad*!.
Tiie currency eowardi..e of ihe re
publicans is another thing the demo
crats can properly assail. All '.lie peo
ple want sound money ami elastic cur
rency and the democrats can promise
these without stuliilieation and with
groat gain to the party ranks.
Other loose joints in the republican >
harness are plentiful and it will nc’
be hard for th<‘ unit' d domocmcy m ,
make strong and deep wotttms In that. ;
party if tact and wise jmlgmcnt are ,
used in making the campaign.
Tiie Const! ution believes tl ? ropttb i
lican part?/ was never so vulnerable:
as it is today. Its sins are many. It •
is a growing offense to the wiser mon
of the nation. If held to its ro-eoru j
and attacked by a solid denioeratic I
party, fearless and pledged to the .
greatest good to the greatest numb- t. ;
its power should he broken in IT'-i I
and its carei i oi evil sp odily brought i
to a long- if m-’t perpetual, vacation.
A Prophet of Failing Figures. j
Tim average newspaper and Con- ■
gressional Record reader would con- j
aider it rank arithmetical heresy for;
any one to question the accuracy Ot ;
computations having on them tiie re- |
mark of Hon. Charley Grosvenor, eon- ;
gressman from Ohio and prophet plen- i
ipotentiary of the republic tn party. ;
Still, there was a person on the |
floor of the htiuse th- othc • day
jumped ou Uncle Charley’s abraca
dabra and made tiie buttons on it look
like trointe centavos. He rtislted the
dear old man into a nine-hole raid left
him thme covered with confusion
and a large pile: oi' the Ohioan s undi
gested calculations.
And just to M. -w that it is the rule |
to kick the fellow who is down, it is ;
again pointed out by another irrever
ent rooster that Uncle Char'ey lias 1
made another mistake in claiming !
that “the republicans can carry t!ie|
country easily withnit. Now leak.”
Tiie figures of tl.e presidential elec-j
fious since IS7G. when the Hayes- .
Tilden robbery was perpetrated, show ■
ti nt New York state Ims been ncces-I
sttry to every presidential candidal? of ,
either party who has had a majority ,
in the electoral college. Here is an- ■
cither good chance, then, for Uncle i
Charley to rise to a question of per
sonal privilege and explain his arith-i
metical abberatiens.
He Was Astonished.
(From The New York World.)
Washington. Representative ’Billy”
I.orimcr, of Chicago, listene I to the t:ile
of woe of a member w ho had many com
plaints to make and many questions to
ask.
"It. seems to me, said Lorimer, “that ;
you new •’haps are about ■.. unsophfsti- :
rated as th- fellow who ■ inc- to C'hie.-igo '
and saw a wagon -a the sir ■ is or win -'.i
•, pain ed the sign, ‘TC ■ Laundry.’
■■ ’By go-hg he said. '1 didn't know any
feller could make a living in this town
washing eagles.’ ” «
“Songs of the Soil”
By FRANK L. STANTON
A Christinas Brother.
Winter Win' a-blowin'—
Make de shutter slam;
Don’t keer fer sleet or snowin’—
I'll git my Chrls'mus dram:
Make de shutter slam—
Hit de steeple—ba-aml
Don't kcer fer sleet or snowin’,
I sho’ te.r git my dram!
You hear dem bells a-iingin’ ?
Fit have my turkey chance!
You hear dat fiddle singin'
Aly drain’ll make me dance!
Malle de shutter slam—
Hit de steeple—ba-am 1
Don't kcer fer sleet or snowin',
I’ll git my Chris’mus drain!
«$4 * »
Christmas Notes from Billville.
Coionel Bill Jones killed twenty Christ
mas bogs yesterday and thoughtfully »aid
two on tiie editor’s table.
< ollections for the benefit of the
Christmas heathen are being taken up.
(Brethren, phase nmember that were
tho biggest, heathen in the bunch!)
We return thanks for Invitations to
twenty Christmas dinners. (Oh, that we
could distribute these dinners throughout
ttie year!)
Major Brown" offers six pairs of old
bools to the poor. Ho does not think
there are any snakes in the boots, but
is not certain.
For tiie greater convenience of our ap
preciative Christmas citizens, the. moon
shine distilleries have moved 3 miles near
er town.
If the gentleman who lost his razor at
III.? holiday dance, Wednesday evening,
ast, will apply at this otlico he can have
tils property again.
The Old Boy's Wish.
'I hough your hair is gray an’ thin.
When the holidays come in
Wish you wuz a. child ag'ln—
■Waitin' fer the Christmas!
Wish yon wuz a curly-head.
Tucked up thar, in mammy's bed,
Wisiiin’—when the prayers are. said,—
Wishin’ fer the Christmas'
Now they come an' go so fast.
Tother’s here 'fore one is past!
i). that childhood da.js could last
Wishin’ fer tiie Christinas!
*• I> V • •
•The Christmas Fellers.
Bless dem II I’ fellers
Film de eas' tor wes'l
W’en de Christmas cornin'
D.-.y lovin’ of you bes’l
Never any trouble-
Talkin'— laughin’ loud:
LiT arms eroun’ you—
Kisses fer de crowd!
Mindin’ of dey mammy
All de livelong day;
Ktthnin’ of her errands—
Never in de way!
Ain't dey lIT schemers?
Sho’ ez you is bo n!
Bless do 11T dreamers
‘Twel dey hear de Chrls’mus ho’n!
Young Enough To Dance.
This Life’s a. curious riddle.
But. Joy has still a chance:
The old man’s got a Addle,
An' we're young enough to dance!
Then, hands all round, believer.’.
Whatever may b fall!
Tho mistletoe is temptin’.
An' the holly wreathes the hall!
Who cares for what com’s after.
■zitice n -w sc h joy Is found?
We’ll shake the roof an’ rafter.
An’ make tiie room go 'round!
We see the Ivy dingin’
Who.ro the rose has little chance,
But th. fiddle's jest a-slngin’,
Au’ we're young enough to dance!
Mister Christinas.
Who dat knockin’ at de do’?
Mister Chris’rnus!
Been dis way son.? years befo’
Mister Chris’inns!
Tell me dat my ha'r Is gray
Dai I limnin’ by de way;
. . health t« : _
.Mister ChrlTrntts!
See! 2 ill's my hat ter you.
Mister Cluis'nws!
How to health. <n fam’bly, too.
Mister Chris:'rnits?
White, fros' kiverin' de group.',
riddles takln’ all de town.
Watch me swing Co ole gals roun’—
Mister Chris'mus!
The Children.
Don't kcer fer de noise dey makln'-
Senre d.-y lookin’ en fo.elin’ prime;
Jx r m have dey wtay
On de Chrls’mus day:—
Dey kin only be young one time:
L’etn sing in de lonesome valleys—
On de hills whar dey romp en climb;
Fer Time slips by
Wid a song en sigh:—
Dey kin only be young one time!
Let the Good Times in.
Hang Cat holly in de hall.
(Fellers, now’s jo’ chance!)
Shake de piet ires on de wall
Whirlin’ in de dance!
Good times—dey be n mighty long,—
Folks got po' en thin;
Now dey cornin' wid a song:—
Let do good times in'
The ‘‘Old Boys.”
Old Time’s a tyrant with our joys.
.At ■! mows ’em down at last, sir;
We’ll join the dancing with the. hovs,
Lut—please don t play sa fast, sir!
We’ll swing the old girls once agaf
(Each one o’ l item—we know her')
Bat we shall join tho dance in vain.
I nlc-s tho tune is slower!
h!d Tinto Stands by:—Wo hoar him cough— i
To warn its of our folly:
He sees our gray wigs flying off
'Neath mistletoe and holly!
Farewell the dance—the rosy girls—
Tho world with music rife, sir;
Thank lto. lV on that once wo kissed their
eurls.
And that’s enough for ’|fo. sir!
The Christmas Blessing.
80-ide the fire, this wintry night.
My fancies sweet, confessing.
Your rod. sweet Uns—your eyes of light
My Christmas blessing!
That face—of earthly faces fair
Tn me, sweetheart, the fairest:
A little wreath of golden hair.
Os gifts the dearest.
And still this thought my soul uplifts '
To holiest Endeavor:
Your love—your life, my greatest gifts !
Sweetheart, forever!
PlUnksit’s Letter
There always was a freedom from can
(jhristmas time, and a spirit of fur.
and frolic prevailed more thaai at other
times.
i I hone that this may always bo true,
i but '‘cultui' ” and “progress" plays such
I.x part in bringing changes new r drearn
| . d of till they are upon us that it Is noth
ing less than a patriotic duty of old folks
to sound the alarm at every trend that
drifts away from the Christmases as
they used to be.
Fifty yars 13 not long—not long after it
' is past, and young people will lind that
lout for themselves it’ they live but the
I changes that all old folks have wiutess
led in that time Is wonderful. There are
| a plenty of people Jiving now who can
, remember well the Christmas occasions
■of fifty and sixty years ago, and fifty
years hence there will' be old folks still,
and these will r.member then the Christ
mas occasions of today, and so we could
■ pass the principle down through time,
it all going to show that every little
clip that Is made toward a change. If
allowed, carri's us away and away Iron,
what we used to have and from what
wo used/ to be. Some people may deem
tiie time thrown away that is spent in
dwelling on what wa used to have or
what we used to be, but It is noV alto
gether Idle as a preservative for such
as was good, and as every generation
must have its old, so every generation
will have men and women to whom it
will bo pleasing to live over again the
years that have past ami study over
wltai we used to have and what we used
As lor the eld of today, we can only
dwell upon conditions of fifty years ago
and preserve whatever good that we can
and pass it on down to the future, itc
had our sweethearts then, and in this
our southern country has changed ths
least of ail tilings else. Love has remain
ed about the same and may it ever re
main the same Is worthy our greatest
effort. Boys will read this who feel that
they could just die tor some sweet girl,
and they would. This is one of the true
sincerities of the heart, where love real
ly exists, and it has belonged to every
generation of the south up to the present,
but 1 can see. and all old folks can see,,
that there is a weakening somewhere,
young people now passing through thu
glorious stage of ■■■-rurtship would not bear
the hardships of inconw nience as they
used to be borne—in other words, we
ii.ivLj weakened according as we have
been proteted, till the generation of to
day demands protccuon and arc no more
easy under pre: "nt boasted conditions
than were the get. tari"ns/ of filly year?
ago under the eonditions at that time.
The ox cart and horseback riding was
tltc commonest way of travel fifty years
ago—the truth is tnat young people
thought nothing of walking & or 6 miles
to a country frolic, especially along about
! Christmas, and to go in an ox cart or
. wagon was quite* aristocratic. The ox
■ cart has gone long ago. The horse and
wagon will soon be gone. Electric cars
land them heated will be demanded from
now on till wn get flying machines, and
; then, 1 guess, the cars will go. Anyhow,
i us tiie new tilings have come, we have
■ weal; tied to their use till I doubt if there
I Is any more comforts In what we hav®
and are today than there was in what
I we used to have and what wo used to
I be. But no matter what may come or
: how we may weaken, as long as tho
; sweet affection hinted at between young
folks remains, and tiie holy love of moth
erhood is a part of our race, the world
will be safe and there will always be
some happ> store for Christmas.
j There was} a tine old Frenchman came
j out the other il.i.i, and tin.- and Brown
j made it our pleasure to go with him
jto where McPherson was kllicd and
I oilier points of hu* 226. of July battle.
Mie says that lie h. .- avoided the citk
Its much as possible since he has been
iin lliis coiuiuy, and expres.-es himself
ias perfectly deiigiit'd w.;lj country life
las he has found it in tlio soutii, and cs-
I pecially her,? in Georgia. He envies Gcor
; glans their heritage in womanhood ami
praises the spirit which r ites so high y
: the holy love of man and wife.
: Ho gave us a sorry picture of cohdi
: lions that have grow:, by a loose and
iuw estimate oi the marriage reiation in
; I’rance. He has traveled greatly, tins
i man itas, and in hesitates not in hi, cmn
| parisons of countries. When he r.-mark
j ed that the lads and las.-ies of Irel '-I
( ami Scot.and were the only young p, o
title he had eve- met that compt■• d wi'e
! the young country people of the h.
Brown was disposed to be rescnifm. i, .:
1 knew it was bc; use an Irl
bruised him tip last Christmas and ■<
Scotchman beat him in a horse swap ti.is
summer, and I silenced him. l owev- :
the Frenchman was soon In my old
friend’s good graces again, when 1..,. wmii
:to bragging on our Georgia wine ■ i
bought a dozen quarts. He suited
exactly in Lils act. and I verily jib ■
that the old .sinner would have be, wi:n
the Frenchman till yet if it had not be,
tor me—especially if lie had kept on , .y
ing wine. When the Frcnchm.'.;i . i
at tlir.il stage when he was about e.id
to listen to anything or drink wine agai s
anybody and Brown had about utriv
at that stage where I knew he wou. 1 gi'. a
him ;i vurtc oi? the old aong-
“Georgia girls, whom none sur’cisas,
They’re as sweet as sorghum lass s.
1 broke up the picnic and cavied my old
friend home.
But 1 am glad we met this Frenehma:-.
and 1 am glad that, he approves the as
fcctionate sentiments that exist between
young sweethearts in Georgia when
Christmas spirit is on them. Court’ ,g
a pretty girl was good enough tor m - *
at any time, but it was better /it Christ
mas, and it is mj- notion that as long a?
we can keep our Christmases any;!:, g
like they used to be. we are. safe from
sad and demoralized conditions that ;i'/»
confront France.
Think about it. What would Chris:
mas be without sweethearts a- long the
be.'S and giris, and losing young mothers
and old mothers, and young fathers ami
old fathers, with grandmothers and grand
fathers thrown In? What would it be?
True, the young daddies are not so very
much, and the o.d daddies are nothi g
at all, for man amounts to verv little tn
this world, but women women old or
young, no matter their age, women pur
and loving, these are the great things
ot the world, they halo the heat thstoic
they stive the race. I would not give tho
love of one .sweet Georgia girl for all the
glory that ever was in France’s fashions
or I* rance s wars or Voltair’s pholosophy
or Tom Paine’s fame. Give me Christ
mas and Christ preserve to us the purity
ot southern womanhood tis we have known
it in the past, with the ties that bind
i.s man and wife, and tit, world is safe,
“isms'- d, thro.x the hypocrite de
t< ated, and parentai authority, given its
proper dignity, will leaven tho whole Info
Lupp.y families and a nation of power.