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THE GEO SOHAM’S MAGAZME PAGE
Daysey Mayme and Her Folks
Bv Frances L. Garside
I 1 ■x O not." said a text - book on Man
I land His Habits, "overlook the
material nearest at hand. Make
a study of that, and you will know all
men."
Daysey Mayme Appleton pondered.
How could she hope to win a husband
unless she understood the men" And
the text-book nearest at hand—was
Father!
"Why." asked Lysander John Apple
ton some days later, "are you always
following me around with pencil and
paper? What are you up to now"''
Could he have looked over Daysey
Maypie's shoulder he would have read
the following discoveries she had made
by taking him as an example of his
sex
A man takes more credit to his sex
when he walks the floor one night with
the baby than a woman takes to her
sex when she supports the whole fam
ily
It is easy for a man to remember his
sweetheart's likes and dislikes, but after
a woman has married him the only im
pression she can make on his memory
is by preferring the cheapest.
If a man tells a falsehood, his re
moves M having told it is never. as
great aa Ms pride In having told It so
well it pasaed for the troth.
Conversation between a man and his
vrtte never languishes tn summer, the
asgtinxent whether the kitchen or his of
fice is the hotter lasting from May till
September
Mo matter how much a mi.n loves his
vrtfa be is of the opinton he served his
tins* toning her so during the engage
merrt
A man iirrflt errve of many things con
eerning Ms wife, but he Is sure of one
thing beyond all doubt: That she
ooeMrrt haws dome better
When a man has trouble at home, he
goes outside for sympathy, nnd finds
more tremble.
After ho has been told that hie hair
le getting thin on top, he learns how
to handle a hand glass.
Nothing happens to him down-town
that he can't make a reason for being
cross at home.
In crying over the milk ha spills, he.
stops long enough to claim it was
cream
The farther away he gets from the
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Anty Drudge Saves Valuable Lace.
Mr* Here I’ve boiled and nibbed this lace
and the coffee stains are in it yet. I’m simple afraid
to do a thing more to it. It looks weak already,
guess it’s a goner.”
Anty Drudge Not if you will take my advice. Rut
you've certainly given it a cooking, take that boiler
off the range, fill it with cool water, rub the lace with
Fete-Naptha and soak it a short time. Then mb it
lightly and rinse it. The stains will all be gone and
the lace’ll look as good as new.”
“Boil until tender” is what all the
cook books say.
Boiling makes most anything tender,
even hard wood.
And that's precisely what boiling does
to your clothes.
Makes the fibre tender. Then you
wonder why your clothes tear so easily and
wear into holes so soon.
How else will you get your clothes
clean?
Fels-Naptha dissolves and loosens the
dirt in cool or lukewarm water, without
hard rubbing.
No hot water, no boiling, in summer
or winter.
It’s such an easy way of washing;
makes the clothes cleaner, whiter and purer
and they wear twice as long.
Be sure to get the genuine Fels-Naptha
and follow directions on the red and green
wrapper.
day nt his sin, the more he Is convinced
he is not guilty.
When he has a chance to get even
with an enemy, and passes it up, he
gives women the impression it is be
cause he is a good man. Rut other men
know he is saving his bricks for a bet
ter opportunity.
Up-to-Date Jokes
In due time the women came Into au
thority and power in the courts, and
the first culprit haled before them for
punishment was a man who had spent
his life advocating drees reform for the
fair sex.
"Wretch that you are!” decreed the
stern lady who presided on the bench,
"the decision of the court is that for the
term of your natural life you shall be
permitted to wear none blit blouses that
button up the back—and that you be
compelled to button them yourself."
Salesman ‘‘Here you are gentlemen
—the greatest Invention of the age!”
Passerby (stopping to listen)—"What
is It?”
Salesman—"A magnetised keyhole
plate for front doors. It will attract an
ordinary steel key from a distance of
two feet. All you have to do to find the
keyhole at night is to take out your key
and hang on to It.”
Three man were injured in the crowd
that rushed to buy.
The good widow was about to sell he
household furniture, her rugs, plated
ware, and what not As she was going
over these articles her eyes filled with
tears, a host of memories rose to her
mind, and, laying aside a half dozen
knives, she said:
"Oh. dear! I can't let these go.
They've been In poor George's mouth
too often!"
George "She sings nicely, doesn’t
she?"
Tom—" Oh. yes: when she sings they
have to close the windows."
George --"My goodness! What for?"
Tom "Her voice Is so sweet il draws
the files."
"She's as pretty as a picture,” said
the young man.
"Yes." replied the young woman, with
a glance at her rival's complexion, "and
hand painted, too."
The Big Question N — By Nell Brinkley
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HE BIG QUESTION. VERY OLD. NEVER YET ANSWERED. LABORED OVER BY PHILOSOPHERS AND
LOVERS. IS MADE UP OF THE DAINTY SILKEN FIGURE OF A WOMAN FOR THE CROOK.
AND LOVE'S TROUBLED BLOND HEAD FOR THE DOT!
7he Tyranny of Man : : : : : : By Beatrice Fairfax
A NXIOUS” writes the following
letter:
"I have been keeping steady
company with a xoung man since last
summer, and I think a good deal of
him
"1 do not go out with other gentle
men. because he doesn't like It. but he
goes out with other young ladies. Do
you think tills Is fair'.’ 1 have given
up a great many friends for him, and
have even gone so far as to give up
some of nty girl friends."
Make haste as rapidly as you can to
those girl friends and ask their for
giveness. The next time a young man
seeks your company grant it, and if
this tryant objects arfswer his objec
tions, by making more engagements
with other young men.
And never slight your girl friends.
No matter how much your lover may
storm and rave, hold fast to every girl
friend you have There is no one on
earth whom you will need more than
girl friends if you continue In a love
affair with a man like this.
They will be all you have to give you
any Joy of life if you marry him.
This lover of yours is not an unusual
variety of man. He is very fair speci
men of his sex. The difference be-
Do You Know—
The largest pyramid In Egypt con
tains 9d.na0.000 cubic feet of stone
A test for the purity of sugar is to
burn a small quantity if it is pure it
will leave no ash.
London is the richest city in the
world. Its slums are a disgrace to civ
ilization.
The secretarx of the Next Zealand
Waterside Workers association was re
cently flned for aidlug aad abetting <
strike
Skeb tons recent x found in * D’lr
ham mine are believed to be those of
colliers who have been misled sinCx
1756
If headai lies ox etn after bathing t ie
trouble rs probably due to xialer in the
head and future lie.uiai hes ran b’ pt -
vented bx placing a piece of cotton
woe' m each car.
tween him and men less tyrannical is
that they have been trained. Those
xx ho do not say to a wtsinan, "1 can. but
you can't" have been, snubbed and sub
dued till all such inclination has been
crushed out of them.
You have gotten hold of a piece of
raw material, and. if you marry him or
not. you owe it to your sex to mould it
into the shape a man should assume.
He needs vigorous treatment to reduce
his conceit. His bump of tyranny, un
less promptly pressed down, will make
him the kind of husband who regards
his wife much as he regards the door
mat.
He is selfish to the core of his heart,
and needs rubs and knocks and blows
that no one on earth can administer
but the girl whom he "honors" by pay
ing attention.
You have a wonderful opportunity,
my dear. They talk and write fluently
i of the great tasks that the women, anti
i the women only , must perform for this
1 o|d world's betterment.
I have never seen any of these tasks
assigned to woman In her girlhood
days, a serious mistake, for it is then
xx hen she h is the greatest influence.
No gray-haired mother; no mature
married woman has the opportunity,
that lies at your hands. And that op
portunity consists in making a good
man out of the most unpromising ma
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The woman who takes the conceit
out of a man gives a better man to the
world. The woman who can make a
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man wiio is tyrannical a creature of
humility does the world a greater ser
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will love him, and you owe it to that
woman to use your influence in making
him a man more worthy of her love.
It is an obligation every woman owes
her sex from which she is never re
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“The Gates of Silence”
By Meta Stmmins, Author of "Hushed Up"
TODAY’S INSTALLMENT.
The Ax and the Tree.
Pau! Saxe walked down the deserted
little street that led to the shop at the
Sign of the Toby lug. The afternoon
was smiling and pleasant, one of those
late February days that delight in mas
querading as May. He wore his favorite
gray, his Homborg hat was set at a
rakish angle, and in his coat was a
carnation of a subtle shade of pink. His
whole aspect as he strode along in that
easy, loose-limbed stride of his, was well
worthy of the original adjective applied
to him -he looked positively a radiant and
beautiful vision in that dreary little
street.
The mental attitude of Mr Saxe, how
ever. lacked that pleasant ease which his
outward bearing displayed. He felt some
thing as near uneasiness as his sanguine
mind ever experienced—an uneasiness
that was not altogether unmlxed with
fear The simile of a cat who, dozing
on the hearth rug. dreams of the turning
of the tables and goes in terror of her
life before the menacing advance of a
stalking mouse, w'ould probably meet the
case exactly.
Ha had been summoned to the Toby
Jug that afternoon. There was no other
way of putting the matter. Not “Will
you kindly” or "If it is convenient, sir,”
but "Please call at the shop this after
noon on a matter of business.”
Os course. »it was preposterous. He
must read Jex a sharp lesson. Yet it was
significant that It had not occurred to
F’aul Saxe to refuse that request.
What had occurred to him more than
once as he walked was that lately Jex
had appeared to be getting a bit out of
hand. Ever since the affair of Sir George
Lumsden—that very clumsily maneuvered
suicide in Dieppe—as a matter of fact. It
had showed itself in various ways, this
spirit—in a certain insistence on the
rights of "Little Bess," the red haired
imp of evil he was supposed to acknowl
edge as his daughter.
For all the radiance of his look, there
was a very ugly expression in Paul Saxe’s
eyes. His flexible, well colored lips were
set in a rigid line as he pushed open the
door of the shop and went in. letting
it bang behind him with a great ringing
of the sharp-voiced little bell.
No one came out in response to the
bell's warning. Only Leah, the big gray
eat asleep on the counter, on which the
dust lay thickly, rose amicably to greet
him. yawned with a vast display of red
mottled mouth and age-revealing teeth,
and. jumping down, stalked solemnly be
fore him the glass door of the parlor.
Samuel Jex, it may be stated here, had
not for a moment intended that It should
have been left to Leah, the gray cat, to
welcome and entertain Paul Saxe on his
arrival at the Toby Jug. When he had
issued his peremptory request for the
financier's attendance to Armadale street
he had fully intended to be present with
the particular item of business referred
to in that request ready for discussion.
It began with the taxicab. It had
seemed to Jex that the occasion war
ranted extravagance of such a vehicle.
He was going to call upon a personage
That in itself, perhaps, would not have
affected Jex very greatly. What made
of this morning a true festival day was
the fact that he saw within a few hours
of him the pulling off of that great coup
for which he had been working so long.
In a few hours he would have shaken off
the chains of his bondage forever. In a
few hours he would be the master of his
master!
Walking up into Victoria street he had
hailed a cab from the rank outside the
army and navy stores.
His destination was the large house
outside Regents Park which Prince Ser
gius Karazoff had rented for the last
three years—ever since, in fact, the tragic
suicide of his young wife had made him
a voluntary exile from his own country
and from society The prince was a man
of science, who used the big laboratory,
built out over a large part of what had
once been a garden famous for its beau
ty, very seriously indeed. But it was not
as scientist Samuel Jex was going to con
sult with the prince.
A Personal Affair.
It was on a matter intimately per
sonal to his serene highness—a matter
touching the honor of the dead and the
vile dishonesty of the living—a matter
which, as Samuel Jex thought over it in '
the fastnesses of the cab. caused him to
smile that evil smile of his. in the pro- |
cess of which his eyebrows went' up too 1
high and his nose came down too low ■
over his chin and transformed him into 1
a laughing satyr far from pleasant to ;
Then, at the Oxford street end of Great
Portland street, the taxicab had smashed
into a private landau standing outside a
shop. had been an ugly crash, a
narrow shave for the driver and Jex
himself, that had necessitated a delay of
quite an hour. Then when, late for his
appointment, he reached Gensing Lodge,
the prince was engaged, and he had to
wait, kicking his heels and nursing his
wrath to keep it warm for another cou
ple ol hours.
Not that It had needed artificial stimu
lation, this hatred against Paul Saxe that
had lain close and hidden in his heart
ever since that day in New York, years
ago now, when Saxe—not a great man
himself then, but merely secretary to the
wife of a great man—had surprised him
in his very ingenious and quite profitable
scheme of money making, which had con
sisted in the occasional and adroit sub
stitution cf a paste replica among the
stones of the very valuable jewelry he
was called upon to repair in the great
jeweler’s where he was employed.
Saxe had been extraordinarily mag
nanimous—at a price, a lohg, long price.
Well, that debt would soon be paid.
When the first glimmering possibility
of this repayment had come to Samuel
Jex, in the mental intoxication that had
come upon him, he had sent that mysteri
ous message tinkling over the telephone
wires: "Thou fool, this night thy soul
shall be required of thee.” Not that night,
as it had happened, nor for many nights,
had the time for payment come, but it
had come now.
Agid at one time it had seemed to Jex
that Paul Saxe would pay the price with
the long drop and the hangman’s noose;
for more than three months he had been
morally certain that Paul Saxe had been.
If not the actual murderer of Fitz
stephen, at least the instigator of that
murder. Subsequent events had weak
ened that belief. Nor was John Rlmlng
ton, ths convicted man, guilty, he wa.s
convicted of that—but neither was Paul
Saxe. He had probed and wormed and
watched and spied, and for all that ha
could find Saxe, if anything, had been a
loser rather than a gainer by the money
lender's death.
To Be Continued in Next Issue.
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