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Two years had passed by when, on his happening to meet with a piscatorial acquaintance by the riverside, the man astonished him by remarking: "I say, did you ever find that ciga rette case you lost some time ago?” “No," replied the angler to the more ■Monished inquirer, “but you did!” D r i CttUMi K Try Ulaca on Ice Cream. OPTICAL WORK OF THE HIGHEST CLASS Is what Dr. Hines, the Opto metrist. gives in every case. He examines the eyes and tits glasses in such away that they relieve the trouble, remove all strain from the nerves and muscles, give perfect sight and make life worth living He does all this without para lyzing the eyes with poisonous drops and drugs. Have your eyes examined by scientific meth ods and get pleasure, comfort and relief out of your glasses at once. Examination Free. The “Dixie" finger top eye glasses, the invention of Dr. Hines, will stay on any nose, can not slip or fall off. HINES OPTICAL COMPANY 91 Peachtree St. Between Montgomery and Alcazar theaters fe- ' . . JELLICO LUMP $4.50 PIEDMONT GOAL CO. Both Phones M. 3648 "I have a fishing boat and a chauf feur that are both in the same class.” “How do you mean ?” “I am always bailing them out.” it-—/•****? AT gif y! ( From ATLANTA ( Union Pacific \ STANDARD ROAD OF THE WEST 1 PACRNOMST f $42.48 from Atlanta to Utah, Idaho and Montana f I j <l7l ,i t u , c . Ontario, Oregon, April 24. 1912. I raised $123 worth of alfalfa seed per acre on acres, and another 40 acres averaged S7O P*r «cre. I raised 400 ton. of alfalfa hay. which netted me S4O per ton. 1 have 200 peach tree., whtch netted me $1,300 last year. This is one ot the best dairy countries I have ever seen. Yours respectfully, C. R. EMISON. We have hundreds of such letters on file from all sections of Oregon, Washington, Idaho Utah and Montana, which are open to your inspection. You can be just as successful. Make up your mind to go out and convince yourself while this cheap rate is in effect. Special Trains carrying tourist sleepers will leave Omaha Sept. 26, 27, 28, and Oct 8 9 10 11 Sk™ UtOmati< i EleCt ™ Elock Safety Signal,, heavy double track., excellent roadbed ballasted with du.’tle., □herman gravel, powerful engine*, splendid equipment. Insist on the best —it costs no more. • Tickets On Sale September ° P ' “ ART “ T J’ ‘"'r' 25th to October 10th, Inclusive ... P “’ f “ * C °' I 121 Peachtree St., Atlanta, Ga. THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 28, 1912. “1 believe honesty pays in the long run." “So do I; but I often wish it were not such a mighty long run.” Patience—“ They say her husband has a passion for music." Patrice—" That’s right. Every time she plays or sings he flies into one." Hail Caine’s New Serial “The Woman Thou Gavest Me” is a strangely human story of a woman’s life. \ ou will be carried to the intensest pity—-the deepest love and the extreme of hatred as you follow each character. The men and women will indelibly impress y ou and hoi d y’our keen i nterest to the very end. More Standard Oil Letters The Truth About Roosevelt-Archbold William Randolph Hearst in the October issue answers Senator Penrose and those false to their trust. It is an unrelenting revelation in the interest of truth and justice, and in the hope of better government. The article reveals the Standard Oil cipher code and shows their investments in U S Senators. The surprising attitude of the then President is disclosed. Phis article should be read by 7 every patriotic citizen. Hearst’s Magazine 15 Cents a Copy $1.50 a Year