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The Goat Getters- ■By T. E. Powers, the Famous Cartoonist
Copyright, 1912, by the Star Company. Great Britain Rights Reserved.
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By WILLIAM F. KIRK.
H EORGE." said the Manicure
I ~t Lady to the Hoad Barber,
"have you ever did any crying
since you grew up?"
"I might have sniffed a little." replied
the Manicure Lady's friend George,
"but 1 can't remember it Why? What's
the answer?"
"Oh, 1 was Just wondering if grownup
men ever cried much " said the Mani
cure Lady. "I seen the old gent crying
last night, and it seemed sort of funny,
because he had lust came home from
organizing a new lodge with some of
his brother order-Joiners, and usually,
George after one of them sessions, the
old boy is as full of sunshine as the
aurora parabolis is full of colors."
"You mean the aurora boracic," the
Head Barber said, byway of correction.
"Parabolis >- something that they give
kids to make them go to sleep."
"I guess ton couldn't sleep peaceful
If you didn't get a chance about once
every ten minute.- to air your knowl
edge." said the Manicure Laxly, favoring
the Head Barbel with a glance of su
preme disdain ' But, anyhow. 1 ain't
the kind of a girl that leta the vapor
ing of a whisker whittier's brain put
me off my mental equity, or whatever
they call it 1 wanted to tell you about
the old gent, and so to get back to him
“Father came home crying, and cry
ing actual. George I don't mean none
of them stage tears. I mean that he
was sobbing on the level. , t ying like
one of them Yellowstone Park geysers
1 thought at first that he was going to
choke himself to death with salt water
And do you know what he wa« crying
for, George? On the lap, . 1 guess you
couldn’t guess it in a twillion years He
was crying because at this here lodge
meeting he had met a friend of his
that had a friend that had went to
Princeton, and it seems that this her.
friend of his that had went to Prim . -
ton had a friend in the same class with
Mister Wilson, and was afraid Mister
Wilson wasn't going to be elected
president of the I'nited State- 1 sup
pose the friend pa met don< all of the
crying fit st. but it must have acted
kind of sympathetic with the old gent
because by the lime he got home he 1
was weeping willingly himself
"Tears is funny things. Georg' If
a gent sees a lady wt eping tears that
springs unbidden from her heart, he
pulls the old frosty face and says some
tiling about the weakness of a mere
woman, but let me whisper something
fe, .as Sam Crane would say the tears
has been shed by all th' women it.
'—MAGAZINE ST ION,
Owner of Cardinals Tells of “Home Pacifier ’[
BASEBALL DIVORCE CURE
NEW YORK. Oct 5. When wom
en can talk mote intelligently on lias-e
--ball games to their husbands there will
bo fewer divorce suits
Many- a home would be happier if
wives would talk baseball with their
"hubbies.”
Talk it to your growing hoy.
Talk it to your growing daughters.
Eastern women, atop playing soli
taire in your homes these warm after
noons. but get out in the open and see
the game.
Mrs. Helen Robison Britton, ow tie
of the St Louis Nationals, urges base
ball as a gieat home pacifier W hen
seen ala local hotel, where she is stop
ping with her children. De Hass, ten
years, and Marie five years. Mis Brit
ton said In her earnest way that wives
can do mo'i* with their husbands if
they will talk baseball to them Instead
of grocery bills
Even the boy- will think more of
their mothers when they can answer
the question. "Who won the game to
day ?"
Baseball Circuit to the Heart.
According to Mrs Britton, if women
want to get near to the hearts of men,
they must talk baseball to them
She says a man will listen every
time and stop at the front doo twenty
minutes before he goes if you tell him
to be sure to find out how the game
goes, and he can be a little late but he
must bring home the score
Homes must have some mutual In
terest Baseball fits in better than any
thing else, claims Mts. Britton
A know h uge of tlie different base
ball gamt s going on w eekly should be
as much the pride of a woman as other
things in iter home." said Mis Britton,
as she was giving in detail the many
games that «he had -eeently attended tn
the West
1 jus: delight in Seeing a good game
It is the greatest recreation that 1 have
Then, again, when'you meet gentlemen
in your own home who ate talking the
the world ain't one. two, three with
the tears that is shed by gents -old
gents ami young gents after coming
home from a lodge meeting "
"I net er cared much for lodges, and
I never cried much since I grew up,"
said the Head Bnrb'T. What little 1
cried 1 alway s choked off kind of quick,
by thinking of something funny like
musical comedies "
You don’t -ay so' exclaimed the
Manicure Lady. Thinking of most of
the musical comedits that 1 hav. s a w
would make me cry all the harder,"
THE ATLANTA GEORGIAN AND NEWS.SATURDAY. OCTOBER 5, 1912.
game over with others, how much more
entertaining a lady is when she can
hold her own in discussing the differ
ent points of a game
"Many a home would be happier if
the wife would only get familiar with
the game and talk it over w ith her hus
band at the dinner table. Instead of
the many things that are discussed on
such occasions, w hy would it not do a
lot of women good to be able to keep
track of the different games and chat
with their husbands over them?
"Don't you think that he would be
mote inclined to stay at home nights,
instead of going around to the clubs to
find some one to talk to about the
ga me ?
"Then there are our boys. Every boy
Is carried away with baseball. Gener
ally speaking, he has to go to his father
to talk over the games, while the moth,
er is trying to get interested in some
novel.
Fanning Bee After Dinner.
But if the mother would only study
the games daily -read about them
then go with her son to the games, I
bellevt the atmosphere of many homes
would tie changed.
Many a man comes home tiled and
does not want to hear anything more
about things going w rong But w ha*
an opportunity has the wif, here in
Just sitting down with her husband and
talking ovei the game that has just
been played'
"How are we going to get m ar to our
boys thes< day- Telling them fairy
stories.' asked Mrs. Britton. with a
ripple of laughter.
"If mothers want to get near to their
boy s, talk to them about baseball Why.
all the boys like to hear about the
games!
"Take the boys as often as possible
to a national game. Let the mother
point out here and there the science of
the game in her own way.
"Instead of so many wealthy people
sending their sons to a summer camp,
the mothers should spend part of their
time in enjoying baseball with their
son- in the summer time.
"So you can see my points. Talk
with your husbands about baseball.
Talk with your sons about it. Even let
the daughters g< t familiar with it. Out
West, w, women take more interest in
the gatm- than the Eastern women. I
suppose the lotii women in the East are
still playing solitaire during these love
ly days. Os course, some of them, and
then they < omplain of a backache.
\\ ay do not Eastern ladies get more
out in the open air" Breathe the fresh
air of the baseball field. Be seen coil-
Down-to-Date
11 Jokes
"Did you succeed in getting that
manager to engage you?"
"Yes. He is going to let me play
the part of a walking gentleman."
"Well, you can walk all right, so
you'll merely have to learn the other
part."
The ex-Hero—Ah. my boy. when I
played Hamlet the audience took fif
teen minutes to leave the house.
The Vicious ex-Comedian (coldly)—
Was he lame'.’
Wandering over a field one day a man
came across a large stone inscribed:
"Turn me over.”
After much difficulty he succeeded
in turning it over, and found on the
other side of tlie stone the words:
■ Tu n me back again so that 1 can
catch some other idiot."
stantly in the crowds that flock to the
games.
"It will keep them young. It will
give them plenty to talk about in an in
teresting way.
"It Just works me up sometimes to
see how some women will fritter a wav
their time indoors ami spurn the idea
of going to a baseball game
Baseball and Not Fashions.
"Sometimes they will say. 'What have
1 got to go out for? I don't care to call
upon any on? lt's> too hot.' You know.
I just say to these women. Go to a ball
game. Go to it for the sake of your
husband Go to It for the sake of your
boys'
"When a wife is able to talk intelli
gently about a hall game and cut some
of the talk on fashions. I believe that
there w ill be less divot ee and more hap
py homes.
"Every winter women go to the polo
games in Cleveland. We all enjoy it.
Men and women discuss the games. It
makes life so much more interesting
for a man to have a woman saying
something to him that he Is interested
in.
So many wives ta k about every
thing but what is interesting to their
husba mis
"But the younger generation of
wotmti is changing You will hear
more baseball talk from the younger
generation of women than from the
old.
"The time is coming when. I think,
every one will shut up shop during the
garni s and father, mothet and children
will go to them ami enjoy them togeth.
er and not make it i mere male diver
sion. as it seems to bv in many Eastern
places tod»
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