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TOE GEO MAGAZINE PAGE Little Bobbie’s ‘ Pa By WILLIAM F. KIRK. I HAVE jest rote a song. wife. sod I’a. that 1 think you wud like to heat. ■ I wud like t" hear it all lite it |you will let Bobbie sing it. >■•<! .Ma. I am afrade that you wuddent be übel . to do so fine a song justh e. Well, sed Pa, then Hobbit can sing it. I knew that he wanted to sing it ; hiss. If. but what Ma 5...1 about it bee ing a fine song made him feel kind of ? good after all. So Pa handed inc the j song A- 1 sang it the b. st I end for ; the kind of song It was. This was the S naim of the song NIX, NIX. NIX ON POLYTICKS. I The drawing loom was crowded in a city far away. I It was a polltishun’s Imam, s., bril yunt and so gay. f His wife was cooking dinner wen a guest calm through the door I * sed Do you think William Taft will get jest one term tnoar? | She hit him with a turnip on his bald ' and shiny pan I & sumthlng like tile following was tin •word that she did state: < 'horus: i. Nix. Nix, Nix on Polyticks 1* Tin tired of Teddy Iloosevelt his | llltel Bull Moose tricks. ■ I w uddenl care il Taft grew I>a lAh I Wilson crossed the Sty I Nix. Nix. Nix on Po’.yth kt- Well, set! Pa. what do you think of ■ that for a song ' I It didellt set tn to impl -me fuVor i Slide, sed M;t. It is not true, not true [ to life & not true to w imim n. sed Ma. Did you ewer see me. for instens, throwing a turnip lit a man’s bald i hed in the first place, I m ter cooked . o turnip A wuddent have one in my I | hand, A in the second pirn >■ I <uddeut , I throw strata entlff to hit anv body Ini I the hed unless I alined til Ills feet. | Pa gut ..kind of mad tian. Wife,; I deer, syd Pa, is thare tint thing that I 1 ewer did that you liked? I was | I almost sure that this one time you I wud like tills song. I spent a lot of time on it. I thought the chorus was i kind of catch}. You poor eld boy, sed Ma. 1 dident think that you was to cry so , hard, or anything like that. If It will mailt you feel any b< tti r to tell you that I think the song i- good, I will , say that the song Is good. I unit ’thought (hat you wanted my real opln yun. Ma sed. You know as well as I do that p dy ticks is everything rite now A. that il Is always a important part of American life. Why doant you rite a song about the inoonlite on the lake, or umthlng of that kind. Evert Ifody knows that I thare is moonlite on the lake when | thare is a lake & a nite that tin moot; is out. I guess you better lav off on song- ; writing, sed Ma, A- try sunithlng else. I was reading the other day about a man that got ten thousand dollars for curing a horse that beelonged to a rich man. Why doant you try beeing a veterinary surgeon lusted of a poet. Beeing a what 7 sed Pa. L Oh. anything, sed Mu. Try beeing a ■hipping clerk But doant be a song rtter. S. . Sv then Pa toar up his song as c.sy as he used to tear up Broadway LIQUID MEASURE. It, was the time’ of the singing leSson ‘ lit the local council school, and the t aeher was explaining to tile young, ! hopefuls that if a "t able. “ an "alto," a | ‘Tenor" and a "bass" sang together, y their united ■ fforts would constitute a quartet. . There seemed uu trouble about that. : ;i nd the teacher thought the class was getting on very nicely. "Now. Jimmy , leave off pinching your | [ brother’.'. leg and listen to me," said she. “If a bass and a tcn<> sang together, i what would you call that?" Jimmy was the son of the local milk : man. and a brlg.it lad withal. His an i svve was not iong In coming. "Please, miss.” said be, "that would boa ‘pinti t" OBSTINATE.’ MY WORD! Mrs. Bacon Shi s one of the most i obstinate women I ever knew. Mrs. Egbert indeed ’ i? Mrs. BaCon Yes. Why. I believe if e she took laughing gas slic’d c, y 1 ■' - THE HAIR OF YOUR YOUTH “Rich, glossy, luxuriant facinating hail of youth.' Why should you not keep it so-- continue to have it —plenty of «oft youthful-looking hair, to dress in the many styles moat be-. coming to you—that keep you loohtag young, attractive that please you ano' your admirer* too. Don't let the grey hairs in—they'll make you look old —lose your charm and fresh ness Besides others notice them at once and comment on them too. KEEP THE HAIR OF YOUR YOUTH USE HAY’S HAIR HEALTH 5,.,., 4.,.', '.'’7 if*"'..' s,nJ /9 ‘ <•' "•* l ■■■' >r..>a,»... c. A j ,*ll AN a BeCOMMf.NDtC ■r ncnav phsrmscv Up Against It B! JI a 1 ■ t M ~5 ! -’ ; ''-S' yr ■: if R\W ■ w M.I. \ ....' -4 ' 1W W-B — (Copyright, 1912, National News Association.) Pretty Lady reading from a fashion book trying to get a little brain picture of what she’s going to have to wear THIS winter. . . . “It is hard to say just WHAT Milady will wear— but we know it will be quite simple! There will be no plain skirts—no plaited skirts—no full skirts—and no tight skirts. You see? There will be peplums,)godets, tunics and panniers. And PLASTRONS Ah; ah! Sleeves are—hesitant. The waist line is a—blur. You will be, Milady, quite safe, if you get yours either under your arms or below your knees. There will be fur everywhere it can get aboard. Lace as deep as possible at throat and sleeves —probably touching Milady’s dimpled knees before the spring. As far as lace goes—look just as much like a baby's bassinet as possible. If she will picture in her mind this charming winter mode Milady will see how inexpensive—and how quite, quite SIMPLE it is.” Up against it, as usual! BROADWAY JONES .4 i of "The Great White Way” Based on George M. Cohen's Play Now Running in New York. (Copyright. 1912. by Georne M. Cohan.) TODAY - s installment. Mi’s Gerard exclaimed at this and Broadway hastened to add: “I mean she said ‘yes* Beatrice said •j es.’ ” Wallace looked from one to another, more mystified than ever, when the tit tering voice of the woman broke In: "We're going to spend our honeymoon in Spain." "Yes, dear, sunny Spain." rhapsodized Broadway. "I'm going out this afternoon to buy a sombrero and a pair of casta nets" he took a few dance steps and hummed an air from "Carmen." "Well, aren't you going to congratulate me'”' "Now, see here. Jackson, if you're fool ing me. I want to know." returned Wal lace roughly. Mrs. Gerard shook from head to foot in senile anger. "There he goes again. Jackson." she snapped. "I'm not going to stay here and be insulted In such a manner 1 Broadway interposed. He assured Mrs. Gerard that tn a few moments alone with Wallace he could convince him that there was no Joke. They didn't want Wallace to repeat to all their friends in town that the engagement was a farce. If she would go out In her ear for a half hour ami return everything would he smoothed away. She consented. "Bye-bye. dearie, she lisped. "Au revolt-, sweetheart." returned Broad way. affec t iona t ely "Don't listen to that bad, naughty man. dearie." "No. him won't, little Beatrice. Him make bad man listen to him." She kissed him fondly With "Oh. you dear boy," and with one glance of scorn and fury for Wallace, she was gone "BROADWAY'S" SECRET. In considerable more bewilderment than anger. Wallace sat in his chair, staring before him for a moment after the widow Gerard had left Jackson walked slowly to his friend's chair, laid one hand quietly on Its back and then looked at Wallace intently. » "Say. are you going crazy!" roared Wallace. Broadway ignored the query. "Now. In the first place." he com menced deliberately. "I want you to thoroughly understand that I'm positive ly serious about the whole affair and that nothing that you can say will change my plans ' "Well!” Mrs. Gerard and I are going to be mar- Hed and It's going to happen very short- 1 It So whether jou like the Idea or not. If you care to reUna friendship, vou must get used to It tits asms M 1 have to do." "I'm listening Broadway sighed "I know several girls he went on. "Who Will cry very bitterly, and a lot of fellows who will laugh very heartily, but the tact remains that the ladv you Just saw leavt the room s to become Mrs Jackson Joins, so once and for all get it out of your head that it's a Joke "Do you realize what people will sat and think ’ Jackson brought his list down into the iMtlm of his hand Said he "lit thrashed it out w'nli tn v self from every angle I know what they'll ear and I know what tlmj 11 think "The natural thought will be that I'm marrying her for her money.” His friend laughed shortly. "They know better than that. Every body's aware of the fact that you’ve got all the money you need.” It was Broadway's turn to laugh. "Do you think so?" he asked. Rankin entered with a telegram which Jones absently put In his pocket as he Informed the retiring butler that he didn't wish to be disturbed for a few moments. Then, when they were again alone, he paced back and forth for a moment. Turning sharply he said: "Bob, I'm going to let you in on a little secret my secret. No one else in the world knows. I wouldn’t tell ypu if it weren't for the fact that we've been so close and such good pals for the last few years, hut remember it's Masonic.” "Certainly.” "I'm broke.” said Broadway, all pre tense at happiness gone from his face. "You're what?” 1 "Broke —dead broke." "Say. is this another of your jokes? ’ You're rich in them today." "It's no Joke to be broke. Bob: but it’s even worse than that with me, Bob: I'm tn debt." “ "What!" ' "I owe about fifty thousand dollars." "Well, what have you done with all I of your money?” “Put it back in circulation, where it ■ came from." WHERE IT WENT. "Wall street?" suggested Wallace. "No, Broadway.” Investments gone wrong'" "I never invested any. All 1 ever did was to spend it." Wallace's Jan dropped. Truly this was ! a day of surprises to him. "But you couldn't spend the money you had," he said, as though his business i like mind tillered the Idea of the impos sibility of expending legitimately more than a fixed sum. Broadway smiled. His tone was al most sprightly as he answered: "t didn't have any trouble in getting rid of it. Everybody seemed very glad to get it. and also 1 owe tailor bills. Hower bills, restaurant bills, jewelry bills, boot bills. I've got a flock of bills in my desk that would make Rockefeller complain about the high cost of living, and 1 can't pay them because I'm broke." "Why, you always gave me to under stand that you were a millionaire'"' ex claimed Bob. Jackson grinned sheepishly. "Well. I lied a little." said be "At that I dare say 1 could have been worth a million by now if I'd had anj business ability with bank roll I had to go with. When 1 came here to New York five years At a Mother s Meeting I the wife of a noted New York divine i said to her listeners: "Watch careful- Ily your daughter's physical develop ment Mothers should see that nature is ts necessary, to perform its offices Mid keep f.ltvir daughters well informed as to nun :ers pertaining to health.” Irregularities and [uin are sure symptoms of some organic trouble and mothers may depend upon Lydln I E Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, the stumlard tnitwly for woman's ills, to restore the \ stem to a health) nor- Or Such Is the Life of a Lady ■*. 0y BrinkleV ago and started to turn Broadway up I was worth $250,000. My father died and left me that when I was ten years old. I didn't come into it until I was twenty one about $75,000 in cash, some real es tate and a half interest in a chewing gum factory. The first thing I did was to get rid of the real estate and sell out my in terest in tlie gum factory. I wanted cash Hadn't any use for anything else. My father's partner, his brother (my uncle, old Andrew Jones), bought me out and cheated me, too. A measly hundred thousand, that’s all I got. Since then I understand he's made a dozen fortunes with the darned old gum. I hear the Gum Trust offered him a million dollars for the plant last year. You’ve often heard me speak of the gum.” "Yes, Jones' pepsin.” “That's right, Jones' pepsin—made in Jonesville. Town named after my grand father. He was in the gum business be fore his two sons. It's the oldest gum on the market. Ever chew it?” "No.” "Well, don’t It’s awful.” Wallace hitched his chair closer to Jackson, greatly interested. "Go on,” he said. THE WHITE LIGHT LURE. "I couldn't wait to get hold of the money and get out of Jonesville. I wanted New York nothing but New York. ”l read New York. 1 talked New York 1 dreamed New York. Why. from the time I was sixteen years old to the day I left that town everybody in Jonesville called me Broadway. Just because I wore patent leather shoes and put on a clean collar every day.” " 'Broadway' Jones." repeated Bob. musingly. "Yep, 'Broadway Jones,' " returned the wearer of that appellation, with the hu mor that lies very near to tears. "Oh, I've lived up to the name all right, all right. I know every newsboy, policeman, actor, chorus girl, bartender and wine agent In the street. I've been to tied just one night in four years before 4 o'clock in the morning, and that was. because I had a toothache and my face was swollen. Oh, it wasn't the pain that kept me in: it was the looks of the thing, oh, what I haven't done to Broadway? Well, you’ve been with me, and vou' know!" LICHT HUHHIHO Not sold under any other name. Buy direet and secure maker’s advantages. We rent and repair, also make needles for all ma chines. (’an save you money anil trouble. THE NEW HOME SEW ING MACHINE CO No. 44 Edgewood Avenue. No 10 Equitable Building §3 §3 By Bertrand Babcock The two young men sat in silence for a time. Wallace was trying to find some way out for Broadway, and the latter was immersed in mournful reflec tions. Yet such is the strange mixture of pride and regret in the career and temperament of the average spendthrift that Broadway could not have been said to be entirely unhappy. He broke the si lence with a laugh. '‘When 1 go into a restaurant, the waiters come to blows to see who’ll get me. If I go in to get shaved, you’* think some one had yelled ’Fire!’ the wa>’ the barbers dash for the chairs. Oh. I’ve beer, the bright-eyed baby boy around this town, all right. It’s cost me a quarter of a million, but I've had a won derful time." “How long have you been broke?" asked Wallace. “About six months. My credit carried me on. You know when I first went broke I made up my mind that I wouldn’t run into debt, no matter what happened. 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I was willing to be elevator boy, mes senger boy—anything. I walked about the streets looking for a ‘boy wanted' sign. My intentions were the best in the world. But somehow' or other, I got to thinking of something else, and when I came to where do you suppose I was? Sitting at a table in Delmonlco’s eating breakfast. Forgot all about the job and turned right in there out of force of habit. I made a dozen attempts to do the right thing. I cut out the automo biles and rode in street cars for two or three days. Continued in Next Issue. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Daysey Mayme and Her Folks By FRANCES L. GARSIDE Daysey mayme appleton looks so artificial from the crown of her golden head to the tips of her high-heeled shoes she gives the impression that if some one punch ed her in the belt she would squeak ' Ma-ma. just like a French doll. She wears a coliar so high in the back and so low in the front it looks as if her halo had slipped down, and she waves her hands when she talks just like a switchman. At first glance one might think Day sey Mayme superficial. But she is not —she is temperamental! As a child she didn’t keep up with the class in the public school, and h. mother sent her to a private sehoo "The teacher.” explained her mother "didn’t undei stand her. She is SO tem peramental.” The word explains so many things! Al! mothers of backward children use it When an attempt was made to teach her to cook, she served over-done steal with a fresh rose lying on the plat.' and thought her father lacked the fire of imagery because he looked at the steak instead of the flower. She plays the low tones on the piano ' e, T !o ". and pounds for the loud ones and her friends encourage her by sav ing she plays with expression. “It takes an effort to be temnera menta she explained to one. who wa « not. All my life long I have taken time to read descriptions of sunset* " On one occasion Daysey Mayme was left to take care of a young babv. am! when its mother returned she found th. balw almost drowned and floating oft in Daysey Mayme's tears. “I got to thinking," she said, between sobs, "of the many weary steps that await, those poor little feet before theii journey through life is ended—’’ but he" sobs choked her, and she could Jay no more. She will gaze at a flower and sigh and look out into the dark with a yearn ing look in her eyes. All her life slm has Indulged in this poetic sorrow when other glris of less sensitive organiza tions have studied and scrubbed . "I feel,” she said, "just like a mourn ing dove sounds.” And that is what it means to be tem peramental. GRAY OR FADED HAIR RESTORED TO NATURAL COLOR Famous Southern “La Creole’’ Hair Dressing the Remedy. 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