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THE GEORGIAN'S MAGAZME . PAGE Little Bobbie’s Pa B\ WILLIAM F. KIRK IHAVE jest rote a song. wife. s» <i Pa. that 1 think you wild like to hear. I wild like t<> hear it all rite if you will let Bobbie sing it. sed Ma. I am afrade that you wuddent be abel to do so fine a song justice. Well, sed Pa, then Boblih can sing it. 1 knew that ho wanted to sing it hisself. but what Ma sed about it bee- Ihg a fine song tnade him feel kind of food after all. So Pa handed me the song * 1 sang it the best I end for the kind of song it was. This was the naim of the song NIX. NIX. NIX ON POLYTICKS. The drawing room was crowded in a city far away. It was a polltlshttn’s hoarn. so hril yunt and so gay. His wife was cooking dinner wen a guest cairn through the door A sed Do you think William Taft will get jest one term nrioar? She hit him with a turnip on his bald and shiny pate & sumthing like die following was the word that she did state Chorus: Nix. Nix, Nix on Polyticks I’m tired of Teddy Roosevelt A his llttel Bull Moose tricks. 1 wuddent. care if Taft grew Hatt & Wilson crossed the Styx. Nix. Nix, Nix on Polyticks Well, sed Pa. what do you think of that for a song? It didint seem to impress me favor able, sed Ma. It Is not true, not true to life A- not true to winimcn, sed Ma. Did you ewer see me, for (listens, throwing a turnip ala man’s bald hed'.’ In the first place. I never cooked a turnip A- wuddent have one In my hand. A- In the second pla< e 1 cuddent throw strata muff to lilt am body in the hed unless I aimed at his feet. Pa g6f kinfl of mad then. Wife, , <leer. sit'd Pa. IP thare anything that fervor did that you liked’.’ I was almost sure that this one time you wud like this song. 1 spent a lot of time on it. 1 thought the chorus was kind of catchy. You poor old boy, sod Ma. I dident think that you was going to cry so hard, or anything like that. If It will rnalk you feel any better to tell you] that I think the song is good, I will say that the song is good. I only thought that you wanted my real opin yun, Ma sed. You know as well as I do that poly - ticks is everything rite now A that it is always a Important part of American life. Why doant you rite a song about the inoonllte on she lake, or sumthing of that kind. Everybody knows that thare is mooiillte on the lake when thare is a lake & a nite Hint the moon is out. 1 guess you latter lay off on song writing. sed Mu. A- try sumthing else. 1 was reading the other day about a man that got ten thousand dollars for curing a horse that bcelonged to a rich man. Why doant you try beeing a veterinary surgeon lusted of a poet. Beeing a what'.' sed Pa. Oh, anything, sed Ma. Try beeing a shipping clerk. But doant be a song rtter. So then Pa tout up hl- song as eesy as he used to tear up Broadway LIQUID MEASURE. It was the time of the singing lesson at the local council school, and the teacher was explaining to tin young hopefuls that if a "treble," an "alto," a "tenor” and i "bass” sang together, their united efforts would constitute a quartet. I here seemed no trouble! about that, end tile teacher thought the class was getting on very nicely. 'Now. .lininiy, have off pinching your brother's leg and listen to me." said she. "If a bass and a tenor sang together, what world you call that’.'" Mutiny was tin son of the local milk man. and a bright lad withal. His mi swe was not long in coming "Please, miss,” said he. "that would fie a ’pintet.’ ” OBSTINATE? MY WORD! Bacon She’s on< of tin most obstinate women I ever knew. Mrs. Egbert Indeed" Mrs. Bacon Yes. Why. I believe.if site took laughing gas she'd . :y ; THE HAIR OF YOUR YOUTH “Rich, flossy, luxuriant facinating hail of youth.' Why should you not keep it so—continue to have it—plenty of soft youthful-looking hair, to dress in the many styles most be coming to you—that keep you looking young, attractive that please you and your admirers too. Don't let the grey hairs in—they'll make you look old —lose your charm and fresh ness. Besides others notice them at once and comment on them too. KEEP THE HAIR OF YOL’R YOUTH USE HAY’S HAIR HEALTH ! Kfc'cp.sY>u Lookins¥>un*£ IZ at Mr st lirug Stur.i 9r t jfiin rtt rifit t I' ll ' arthr njM<. 1(1. trull .MlH.—Phrlt iumlin, C's., A «•«»». A. J sale AND RtCOMMtNDtC PHARMA'Y Up Against It T - T - Such Isa U d y * * By Nell Brinkley la l » : VsY 1 'a. ggS.l .■ IwiW XS tWB W»t ffllv ' ; w ® Wfiw I ? T; j t V/ M —. » (Copyright, 1912, National News Association.) Pretty Lady reading from a fashion book trying to get a little brain picture of what she’s going to have to wear THIS winter. . . . “It is hard to say just WHAT Milady will wear but we kno w it will be quite simple! There will be no plain skirts—no plaited skirts—no full skirts— and no tight skirts. You sle? There will be peplums,)godets, tunics and panniers. And PLASTRONS? Ah! ah! Sleeves are—hesitant. The waist line is a—blur. You will be, Milady, quite safe, if you get yours either under your arms or bel° w your knees. There will be fur everywhere it can get aboard. Lace as deep as possible at throat and sleeves —probably touching Milady's dimpled knees before the spring. As far as lace goes—look just as much like a baby’s bassinet as possible. If she will picture in her mind this charming winter mode Milady will see how inexpensive—and how quite, quite SIMPLE it is." Up against it, as usual! BROADWAY JONES Based on George M. Cohen's Play Now Running in New York. (Copyright, 1912. by George M. Cohan.) TODAY S INSTALLMENT Mrs Gerard exclaimed at this and Broadway hastened to add: “I mean she said ’.vis' Beatrice said 'yes ' " Wallace looked from one to another, more mystified than ever, when the tit tering voice of the woman broke in: "We're going to spend our honeymoon in Spain " "Yes, dear, sunny Spain. " rhapsodized Broadway. "I’m going out this afternoon to buy a sombrero and a pair of casta nets" he took a few dance steps and hummed an air from "Carmen." "Well, aren't you going to congratulate me?” "Now. see here. Jackson, if you're fool ing me, I want to know.” returned Wal lace roughly. Mrs. Gerard shook from head to foot in senile anger, "There lie goes again, Jackson," she snapi>ed. "I'm not going to stay here and be Insulted in such a manner I " Hroadwaj interposed. Hr assured Mrs. Gerard that in a few moments alone with Wallace he could convince him that there was no Joke They didn’t want Wallace to repeat to all their friends in town that the engagement was a farce. If she would go out in her car for a half hour and return everything would be smoothed away. She consented. "Bye-bye. dearie, she lisped "Au rcvolr, sweetheart." returned Broadway, affect Innately. "Don't listen to that bad. naughty man, dearie." "No. him won't, little Beatrice Him make bad man listen to him She kissed him fondly. ■With "Oh. you dear boy," and with Otte glance of scorn and fury for Wallace, she was gone "BROADWAY'S" SECRET. In considerable more bewilderment than anger. Wallace sat in his chair, staring before him for a moment after the widow Gerard had left. Jackson walked slowly to Ids friend's chair, laid one hand quietly on Its back and then looker! ut Wallace Intently. "Say. are you going crazy!" roared Walla, e. Broadway Ignored the query "Now. in the first place." he com menced deliberately, "I want you to thoroughly understand that I'm positive ly serious about the whole affair and that nothing that you can say will change my plans Well!" Mrs Gerard anti I are going to be mar ried and it’s going tv happen very short ly So whether you like the idea or not. If you care to retain my friendship, vou must get used to H the same as I have to do. "I'm listening Broadway sighed "I know several girls he went on. “who will cry very bitterly, and a lot of fellows who will laugh vary heartily, but the tact remains that the lady you just saw have the room .s to become Mrs Jackson Jones so „ n ,.,. and for all get II out ot yout bead that It's a loke ' "Ito you realize what people will sav and think Jacks'ti brought his nst down into the palm tMs hand Said he Tn- tlta.-lied it out wdh myselt irom ever' an ti. I km w what they'll sav ami I know what they 'll think ' it'ell what will the. think "The natural thought will be that I'm marrying her for her money." Ills friend laughed shortly. "They know better than that. Every body's aware of the fact that you've got all the money you need." It was Broadway's turn to laugh. "Do you think so?" lie asked. Hankin entered with a telegram which Jones absently put in his pocket as he Informed the retiring butler that he didn't wish to be disturbed for a few moments. Then, when they were again alone, he paced back and forth for a moment. Turning sharply be said: "Bob. I'm 'going to let you in on a little secret my secret. No one else In the world knows. 1 wouldn't tell you if it weren't for the fact that we’ve been so close and such good pals for the last few years, but remegiber it's Masonic." "Certainly." “I’m broke," said Broadway, all pre tense at happiness gone from his face. "You're what?" “Broke—dead broke.” "Say. Is this another of your jokes? ’ You’re rich in them today." "It’s no joke to be broke, Boh; but it's even worse than that with me. Bob; I’m in debt.” ' “What!" ' "I owe about fifty thousand dollars." ' “Well, what have you done with all I of your money ?" ! “Put it back in circulation, where it , came from." WHERE IT WENT. "W all street?" suggested Wallace. "No, Broadway." j "Investments gone wrong?" ' "I never invested any. All 1 ever did I was to spend it." Wallace's jaw dropped. Truly litis was ( u day of surprises to him. "But you couldn’t spend the money you : had," he said, as though his business t like mind tillered the idea of the impos sibility of expending legitimately more than a fixed sum. Broadway smiled. His tone was al most sprightly as he answered: , i "I didn't have any trouble in getting rid of it. Everybrnly seemed very glad ] to get it. anti also 1 owe tailor bills. Hower bills, restaurant bills, jewelry bills, boot bills. I've got' a flock of bills in my desk . that would make Rockefeller complain about the high cost of living, and 1 can t pay them because I'm broke." "Why. you always gave me to under stand that you were a millionaire?" ex claimed Bob Jackson grinned sheepishly. "Well. I lied a little." said he "At that 1 dare say 1 could have been worth a inil lon by now If I'd had any business ability with bank roll I had to go with. When I came here to New York five years At a Mother's Meeting the wife of a noted New York divine ! said to Iler listeners. "Watch careful ’ly your daughter's: physical devolop | meat. Mothers should see that nature is assisted. -if necessary. to perform its office* and keep their daughters well informed as to matters pertaining to health." Irregularities and pain are sun symptoms of some orgunli trouble ami mother* nun depend upon Lydia Is Pinkham- Vegetable : 'ompound the standard remedy sot woman's ills, to region tin- system to a lieultliy nor mal condition I .1 Thrilling Story of "The Great White Way” ago and started to burn Broadway up I was worth $250,000. My father died and left me that when I was ten years old. I didn't come into it until I was twenty one about *75,000 in cash, some real es tate ami a half Interest in a chewing gum factory , 'lite first thing I did was to get rid of the real estate and sell out my in terest in the gum factory. I wanted cash. Hadn't any use for anything else. My father's partner, his brother (my uncle, old Andrew Jones), bought me out ami cheated me. too. A measly hundred thousand, that's all I got. Since then I understand he’s made a dozen fortunes with the darned old gum. I hear the Gum Trust offered him a million dollars for the plant last year. You've often heard me speak of the gum.” "Yes, Jones’ pepsin." “That's right. Jones' pepsin—made in Jonesville. Town named after my grand father. He was in the gum business be fore Ills two sons. It's the oldest gum on the market. Ever chew it?” “No.” "Well, don't. It's awful." Wallace hitched his chair closer to Jackson, greatly interested. “Go on.” he said. THE WHITE LIGHT LURE. "I couldn't wait to get hold of the money I ami get out of Jonesville. 1 wanted New ' York nothing but New York. I read I New York. 1 talked New York I dreamed I New York. Why. from the time I was i sixteen years old to the day I left that | town everybody in Jonesville called me j Broadway. Just because I wore patent leather shoes and put on a clean collar i every day.” " 'Broadway' Jones," repeated Bob, I musingly. “Yep, ’Broadway Jones. " returned the | wearer of that appellation, with the hu- I mor that lies very near to tears. “Oh. j Ivo lived up to the name all right, all i righty I know every newsboy, policeman. : actor, chorus girl, bartender and wine agent in the street. I've been to bed , just one night in four years before 4 j o’clock in the morning, and that was i because 1 had a toothache and my face was swollen. Oh, it wasn't the pain that kept me in; it was the looks of the thing. <ih, what 1 haven't done to Broadway? Well, you've been with me. and you know! 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It’s cost me a quarter of a million, but I've had a won derful time.” "How long have you been broke?” asked Wallace. "About six months. My credit carried me on. You know when I first went’ broke I made up my mind that I wouldn’t run Into debt, no matter what happened. I put on an old suit of clothes that morn ing and started out looking for a job. DR. E. C. GRIFFIN’S sWiOy Our Scientific Car* Qlvea Modern Dental Health Ka Sei Teeth Only $5 00 Belivered Dey Ordered 22k. Gold Crowns $3.00 Perfect Bridge Work $4.00 Phone 1708 Lady Attendant Over Brown A Alien's Drug tore 24; Whitehall Street SUPERIOR SERVICE via NEW ORLEANS to Louisiana, Texas, Old and New Mexico, Arizona and California Winter Tourist Excursion Fares On Sale Daily November Ist to April 30th. 1913. Liberal Stopovers. Final Limit May 30. 1913. Four Daily Trains for Houston and North Texas Points. Two Daily Through Trains to California Leave NEW ORLEANS 11:30 a. m., and 11:45 p. m. 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Daysey mayme appleton looks so artificial from the crown of her golden head to the tips of her high-heeled shous she gives the impression that if some one punch ed her in the belt she would squeak "Ma-ma.” just like a French doll. She wears a collar so high in rhe back and so low in the front it looks as if her halo had slipped down, and she waves her hands when she talks just like a switchman. At first glance one might think Day sey Mayme superficial. But she is not —she is temperamental! As a. child she didn’t keep up with the class in*the public school, and her mother sent her to a private School "The teacher,” explained her mother "didn’t understand her. She is SO tem peramental.” The word explains so many things' All mothers of backward children use it. When an attempt was made to teac!i «m\ t 0 eo ‘ ,k - she served over-done steak "Uh a fresh rose lying on the pi a >. and thought her father lacked the fir. of imagery because he looked at ti • steak instead of the flower. She plays the low tones on the piaim very low and pounds for the loud one and her friends encourage her by sav ing she plays with expression. "It takes an effort to be tenrner mental." she explained to one who! was not. "All my life long I have taken time to read descriptions of sunset <• ’ On one occasion Daysdy Mayme was left to take care of a young baby, ami when its mother returned she found tl baby almost drowned and floating <,ff in Daysey Alayme’s tears. "! got to thinking,” she said, between sobs, "of the many weary steps tint await those poor little feet before th-' ' journey through life is ended—” but h. more Ch ° ked hel ’ a ” d Sh ° Could say nu She will gaze at a flower and sigh and look out Into the dark with a yearn ing look in her eyes. All her life sir has indulged in this poetic sorrow when other girls of less sensitive organiza tions have studied and scrubbed . “I feel,” she said, “just like a mourn ing dove sounds.” And that is what it means to be tem peramental. 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