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THE GEORGIAN'S MAGAZINE PAGE Little Bobbie’s Pa By WILLIAM F KIRK. I HAVE jest rote a song, wife, sed Pa, that I think yon wud like t<> hear. T wud like to hear it all rite if you will let Bobbie sing it, sed .Ma. I am afrade that you wuddent be abel to do so fine a song justice. Well, sed Pa, then Bobbie can sing it. I knew that he wanted to sing it tltgself. but what Ma sed about It hee- Inga fine song made him feel kind of good after all. So Pa handed me the song &• 1 sang it the best I cud for the kind of song it was. This was the naitn of the song: NIX, NIX. NIX ON POLYTICKS. The drawing room was crowded in a city far away. It was a polltlshun's hoam. so brll yunt and so gay. His wife was cooking dinner wen a guest cairn through the door & sed Do you think William Taft will get jest one term moar? She hit him w ith a turnip on his bald and shiny pate & sumthing like the following was the word that she did state. Chorus: Nix. Nix, Nix on Polytlcks, I’m tired of Teddy Roosevelt & bls j llttel Bull .Moose tricks. I wuddent care If Taft grew Daft & Wilson crossed the Styx. Nix, Nix. Nix on Polyticks. Well, sed Pa. what do you think of that for a song? It dldent seem to impress me favor able, sed Ma. It is not true, not true to life A- not true to wimtnen, sed Ma. Did you ewer see me, fpr instens, throwing a turnip at a man's bald bed? In the first place, 1 never cooked s turnip & wuddent have one in my hand, A in the second place 1 cuddent throw strate ennff to hit anybody in the heel unless I aimed at his feet. Pa got kind of mad then. Wife, deer, sod Pa. is thare anything that I ewer did that you liked ’ I was almost sure that this one time you wud like this song. I spent it lot of time on it. I thought the chorus was kind of catchy. You poor old boy. sed Ma; I dident think that you wits going to ery so hard, or anything like that. If it will malk you feel unj better to tell you that 1 think the song Ih good, I will say that the song is good. I only thought that you wanted my real opln yun, Ma sed. You'know as w ell as 1 do that poly tlcks Is everything rite now & that it is always a important part, of American life. Why doant you rite a song about the moonllte on the lake, or sumthing of that kind. Everybody knows that thare is moonllte on the lake when thare is a lake A a nite that the moon is out. I guess you better lay off on song writing, sed Ma. A try sunithing else. 1 was reading the other day about a man that got ten thousand dollars for curing a 'horse that beelonged to a rich man. Why doant you try beeing a veterinary surgeon lusted of a poet. Beeing a what'' sed I’a. Oh. anything, sed Mu. Try beeing a shipping clerk. But doant be a song rlter. So then Pa tour up his song as cesy as he used to tear up Broadway LIQUID MEASURE. It was the time of the singing lesson at the local council school, a-.d the. teacher wits explaining to the young hopefuls that If a 'T'eble,'' an "alto, a •’tenor" an,| a “bus*" sang together, their united efforts would constitute a < uartet. t here seemed no trouble about that. j ml the teacher thought the class was getting on very nicely, "Now, Jimmy, leave off pinching your brother’s leg and listen to me," said she. "If a bass and i» tenor sang together, what would you call that?" . Jimmy was the son of the local milk man. und a blight lad withal. His tti.- swe wn- not long in coming. “Please, miss,” said he. "that would be a ’pintet.' " OBSTINATE? MY WORD' M " Bacon She's one of the most obstinate women I ever knew. Mrs. Egbert Indeed? • Mrs. Baton Yes. \\ Io 1 believe if site took laughing gas -he’d cty! Nfra. 1 e ~ - THE HAIR OF YOUR YOUTH “Rich, flossy, luxuriant facinating haii of youth.’ Why should you not keep it to -continue to have it—plenty of soft youthful-looking hair, to dress in the many styles most be coming to you—that keep you looking young, attractive that please you and your admirers too. Don’t let the grey hairs in—they'll make you look old —lose your charm and fresh ness. Besides others notice them at once and comment on them too. KEEP THE H AIR OF YOUR YOUTH USE HAY'S HAIR HEALTH KvcptAbu Looking mi i$ 1/ if nJ Me ts brnf Sttrta >r Jiff • ujfn r#< rijf . t''"'* **J Jtllff*.- nttnr. SmJ 10, ftr htta/ Uillt.—PktU SptiutiUto Ct. 4. A J , 7^ ALe AND RLCOMMtNDEDi |ay JACOBS PHARMACY Up Against It * T- Or Such Is the Life of a Lady > > J3y Nell Brinkley o r-ir-, —■< jlii m,’, __ ~ ill JL ; : Jr v\ W' ijk-W .//(M MW A. A W I a| I << .. . f. A'" .J v "7 hrL \ ' vst|\ ; \ ■ -’W'i /Sol ra Mj b/’W -f I\l '. '. 5 i/F’aSASr W viWI A'WRWi i j .'' '-'I .'■«/? I w\ 1 ' ' (Copyright, 1912, National News Association.) Pretty Lady reading from a fashion book trying to get a little brain picture of.what she’s going to have to wear THIS winter. . . . “It is hard to say just WHAT Milady will wear— but we know it will be quite simple! There will be no plain skirts—no plaited skirts—no full skirts—and no tight skirts. You see? 'There will be peplums,jgodets, tunics and panniers. And PLASTRONS? Ah! ah! Sleeves are—hesitant. The waist line is a— blur. You will he, Milady, quite safe, if you get yours either under your arms or below your knees. There will be fur everywhere it can get aboard. Lace as deep as possible at throat and sleeves—probably touching Milady's dimpled knees before the spring. As far as lace goes—look just as much like a baby’s bassinet as possible. If she will picture in her mind this charming winter mode Milady will see how inexpensive—and how quite, quite SIMPLE it is.” Up against it, as usual! BROADWAY JONES eg eg Based on George M. Cohen’s Play Now Running in New York. (Copyright, 1912, by George M. Cohan.) TODAY’S INSTALLMENT. Mrs lirranl exclaimed nt thin ami Broadway fastened to add: • | mean she said ‘yen’ Beatrice said ‘yea.’ " Wallace looked from one to another, more mystified than ever, whim the tit tering voice of the woman broke in: "We’re going to spend our honeymoon in Kpaim’’ 'Wes, dear, sunny Spain.” rhapsodized Broadway. "I’m going out this afternoon to buy a sombrero and a pair of casta nets” he took a few dance steps ami bummed an air from •’’Carmen.” "Well, aren't you going to congratulate me?” "Now. sec here. Jackson, if you're fool ing me. I want to know," returned Wal lace roughly. Mrs. Gerard shook from head to foot In senile anger "There be goes again. Jackson.” she snapped "I'm not going to stay here and bo Insulted In such a manner I ” Broadway Interposed. He assured Mrs Gerard that In a few moments alone with Wallace be could convince him that there was no Joke They didn’t want Wallace to repeat to all their ft lends in town that the engagement was a farce. If she would go out in her car for a half hour ami return everything would be smoothed a wa y. She consented. "Bye-bye, dearie," she lisped. * "Au revoir, sweetheart.” returned Broadway, affectionately. "Don't ’isten to that bad. naughty man. dearie " ' No. him won't, little Beatrice Him make bad man listen to him.” She kissed him fondly With "Oh. you dear boy.” and with one glance yf scorn and fury for Wallace, she was gone. "BROADWAY’S" SECRET. 11l considerable more bewilderment than anger. Wallace sat in his chair, staring before him for a moment after the widow Gerard had left Jackson walked slowly to his friend's chair, laid one hand quietly on its back and then looked at Wallace intently. Say. are you going crazv!" roared Wallace. Broadway ignored the query. "Now. In the first place," he com menced deliberately. ”1 want you to thoroughly understand that I’m positive ly serious about the whole affair ami that nothing that y ou can say will change my plans.” ’Well"' Mrs Gerard and I are going to be mar ried and It's going to happen very short ly So whether you like the Idea or not. If you care to retain my friendship you must get used to it the saint as 1 hate to do. "I'm listening Broadway sighed. I know seyeral girls. he went on who will cry very bltterlv. ami a lot of fellows who will laugh terv heartWy. bin the fact remains that the ladt voti just suit leavi the room .s to become Mrs Jackson Jones, so .me.- and for all get it out of your head that it's a loke "Im you realize what people will sat mid think brought lu> iim down into Ute palm of bis hand. Suid hr "I’vr i|ir|M*li<*d h out u’ith from rv«r.v angle. I knou what lbw'll sav mid I kiwiu what thr> H think * \\ oil whut will ihr \ think ‘‘The natural thought will bo that I’m marrying her for her money.” His friend laughed shortly. “Thej know better than that. Every body’s aware of the fact that you’ve got all the money you need.” It was Broadway's turn to laugh. "Do you think so?” he asked. Baukin entered with a telegram which Jones absently put in his pocket as he informed the retiring butler that he didn’t wish to be disturbed for a few’ moments. Then, when they were again alone, he paced buck and forth for a moment. Turning sharply he said: “Bob, I’m going to let you in on a little secret -my secret. No one else hi the world knows. I wouldn't tell you if it weren’t for the fact that we've been so close and such good pals for the last few years, but remember it's Masonic.” ”< 'ertainly.” “I'm broke.” said Broadway, all pre tense at happiness gone from his face. “You’re what?” 1 “Broke dead broke.’’ “Say. Is this another of your jokes? ' You’re rich in them today.” "It's no joke to be broke, Bob; but it’s even worse than that with me, Bob; I’m in debt.” ’ “What!” “I owe about fif.y thousand dollars.” ( “Well, what have you done with all . of your money?” . “Put it back in circulation, where it . came from.” WHERE IT WENT. “Wall street?” suggested Wallace. “No, Broadway.” j : “Investments gone wrong.” “I never invested any. All 1 ever did was to spend it.” Wallace's jaw dropped. Truly this was a day of surprises to him. “But you couldn’t spend the money you had,” he said, as though his business ( like mind filtered the idea of the impos sibility us expending legitimately more I than a fixed sum. Broadway smiled. His tone was al | most sprightly as he answered: ! i “I didn’t have any trouble in getting * I rid of it. Everybody seemed very glad I to get it, and also 1 owe tailor bills, fiower hills, restaurant bills, jewelry bills, boot bills. I’ve got a flock of bills in my desk that would make Rockefeller complain about the high cost of living, and I can't pay them because I’m broke." “Why. you always gave me to under stand that you were a millionaire?” ex claimed Bob. Jackson grinned Sheepishly. “Well, I lied a little.” said he. “At that I dare saj 1 could have been worth a million by now if I’d had unj business abllitj with bank roll I had to go with. W hen I came here to New York five years At a Mother's Meeting the wife of a noted New York divine said to her listeners: "Watch careful )> your daughter's physical develop ment. Mothers should see that nature is assisted. If necessary, to perform | Its offices and keep their daughters | well informed as to matters pertaining ■ to health." Irregularities and pain are sure I symptoms of some organic trouble ■ and mothers tuny depend upon Lydia E Pinkham’s Vegetable t'ontpouai. the standard remedy for n .man's ills, to restore the syeti m io n health) not inul condition .1 Thrilling Story of "The Great White Way" ago and started to burn Broadway up I was worth $260,000. My father died and left me that when I was ten years old. I didn't come into it until I was twenty one about $T5,000 in cash, some real es tate and a half interest in a chewing gum factory. The first thing I did was to get rid of the real estate and sell out my In terest in th< gum factory. 1 wanted cash. Hadn't any use for anything else. My father's partner, his brother (my uncle, old Andrew Jones), bought tne out and cheated me, too. A measly hundred thousand, that’s all 1 got. Since then I understand he's made a dozen fortunes with the darned old gum. I hear the Gum Trust offered him a million dollars for the plant last year. You've often heard me speak of the gum.” "Yes. Jones’ pepsin." "That's right. Jones' pepsin made in Jonesville. Town panted after my grand father. He was In the gum business be fore bis two sons. It’s the oldest gum on the market. Ever chew ft?” "No." "Well, don't. It's awful." Wallace bitched his chair closer to Jackson, greatly Interested. "Go on." he said. THE WHITE LIGHT LURE. "1 couldn t watt to got hold of the money j and get out of Jonesville. I wanted New I York nothing but Neu York. I read | New York. 1 talked New York 1 dreamed I New Y ork. Why, from the time I was sixteen years old to the day I left that town everybody in Jonesville called me Broadway. Just because I wore patent leather shoes and put on a clean collar every day." “ Broadway’ Jones." repeated Bob, musingly. "Yep, 'Broadway Jones,'" returned the! wearer of that appellation, with the hu- | mor that lies very near to tears. “Oh, I I’ve lived up to the name all right, all ! right. 1 know every newsboy, policeman. I actor, chorus girl, bartender and wine i agertt in the street. I’ve been to bed! just one night in four years before 4 o'clock In the morning, and that was because I had a toothache and my face was swollen. Oh, it wasn't the pain that kept me tn; it was the looks of the tiling. Oli. what I haven't done to Broadway'.’ Well, you've been with me, and vou' know!” LIGHT RUNNING hCW YRtDt MARK RCQIRTCRCD Not sold under any other na me. Buy direet ami secure maker's advantages. We rent and repair, also make needles for all ma chines. Can save you money aud trouble. THE NEW HOME SEW ING MACHINE CO No. 44 Edgewood Avenue. No. 10 Equitable Building. §3 By Bertrand Babcock The two young men in silence for a time. Wallace was trying to find some way out for Broadway, and the latter was immersed in mournful reflec tions. Yet such is the strange mixture of pride and regret in the career and temperament of, the average spendthrift that Broadway could not have been said to be entirely unhappy. He broke the si lence with a laugh. "When I g<> into a restaurant, the waiters come to blows to see who’ll get me. If I go in to get shaved, you * think some one had yelled ‘Fire!’ the way the barbers dash for the chairs. Oh, I've been the brlght*eyed baby boy around this town, all right. It’s cost me a quarter of a million, but I've had a won derful time." "How long have you been broke?" asked Wallace. "About six months. My credit carried me on. You know when I first went’ broke I made up my mind that I wouldn't run into debt, no matter what happened. 1 put on an old suit of clothes that morn ing and started out looking for a job. DR. E. C. 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My intentions were the best in the world. But somehow or other, I got to thinking of something else, and when I came to where do you suppose I was? Sitting at a table in Delmonico's eating breakfast. Forgot all about the job and turned right in there out of force of habit. I made a dozen attempts to do the right thing. I cut out the automo biles and rode In street cars tor two or three days. Continued in Next Issue. CASTOR IA For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears th® /TJr ,■/ ** Signature oi Daysey Mayme and Her Folks By FRANCES L. GARSIDE. Daysey mayme appleton looks so artificial from the crown of her golden head to the tips of her high-heeled shoes she gives the impression that if some one punch ed her in the belt she would squeak "Ma-ma,” just like a French doll. She wears a collar so high in the back and so low in the front it looks as if her halo had slipped down, and she waves her hands when she talks just lifte a switchman. At glance one might think Day sey .Mayme superficial. But she is not —she is temperamental! As a child she didn’t keep up with the class in the public school, and her mother sent her to a private school. "The teacher,” explained her motliei, "didn’t understand her. She is so tem peramental.” The word explains so many things' All mothers of backward children use it. When an attempt was made to teaeb her to cook, she served over-done steak with a fresh rose lying on the nil', and thought her father lacked the fire of imagery because he looked at tl steak instead of the flower. She plays the low tones on the piano very low, and pounds for the loud one and her friends encourage her by sav ing- ?he plays with expression. "It takes an effort to be tempera mental, she explained to one who was not. 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