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THE GE GUAM’S MAGAZINE PAGE BROADWAY JONES Based on George M. Cohan's Play Now Running in New York A Thrilling Story of “The Great White Way." By BERTRAND BABCOCK. TODAY’S INSTALLMENT. If Broadway had cooked and offered his own heart to h!s guests —and to one guest in particular he couldn't have been any more particular as to the season ing or Its reception by the little company than he was tonight as to what was served, how. and whet The only help he hftd in the service v.as that given by one of the small boys from t. ■ plant whom Bob had used at the "Grand hotel'' ;■*< a sort of valet for himself and Broadway. At Broadway s announcement of the dinner to Bob, the latter had enthusias tically volunteere ' to help in Its prepara tjoti. He and Broadway would show the Spotswoods what they could ■ , in the way of simple living and the preparation of a good meal. Bob would even have Clara help. But the moment he and Clara were in Jones Manor, forgotten was that »n<’. I •simil n ses So Jackson and little Jimmie struggled in the kitch en ns best they could. Mrs Spotswood had cheerfully offered to help, but laek- Bon wouldn't permit that, and the judge he rejectee on the ground that be was Sot a bachelor. TOO MANY EMOTIONS. But while he tried to cook with Hob and Clara hanging over ’ho old piano, •motions too complex for Ids own analysis •urged through him. So that, wtis one set of emotions being developed In the old home this night. Bob and Clara had another '•■ . But theirs were fair!} simple. The o'Uine of true love seemed, in ihetr ■ use, to meet with no obsta< le. Their emotions went very ■ im.r.lo.and so hardly interesting to any other than themseh. or the judge and his wife. Tiiat happy couple were in s ill another frame of hear that was, exceedingly simple, too. They were joyous at the growing feel ing between Clara and Wallace and not entirely unhappy ..ver the strap-.- emo tional state that s-etned to their kee.nl} observant eyes to exist between Josie and Jacks ,n. Their knowledge, or their sus pinions, concernig the two came entirely from the face ami conduct of Jackson. Fnnn Josie's air or manner the} could learn nothing. The girl was rather quit t. answering absently, if at all. and strmed to have effaced herself almost completely. The usual vigorous personal quality of this young woman, which formerly would have filled the room to overflowing, was not gone entirely. So. after a time, the judge •nd his wife, watching the fledgling Clara •boutt he slitter front the parental nest, ceased to think of ornbserve Josie. SAMMY IS CAREFUL. The last, and perhaps least, person of this set, with varying emotions, was Sammy, the Judge’s fat son, who sat in the corner Angering his banjo<tnd longing to begin. He wanted to take the center of the stage, but as the dinner had not been served, he feared any parental pun ishment which might deprive him of his dinner, however dubious the prospect of getting anything lit to eat with Broadway in the kitchen might be. While his guests chattered or thought of their various concerns, as their dis positions might be. Broadway. uJonc with Jimmie in the great fire-bricked wltchen. which had ministered to the wants of many generations of the Jones family, was in agony. Ho had bought a vast quan tity of lamb chops,feeling that in these little, red slabs lay a symbolic meaning. Josie had talked ho strangely of chops that ho had eagerly bought all that the three butcher shops of Jonesville could spare from their small stocks. Even In the shop , he had examined thorn. He had turned them over and over in his bands as though he expected to find NO REASON FOR DOUBT As to the Merits of Cardui the Woman’s Tonic, In View of Such Evidence. Tecumseh. Okla.- -In a letter from this town. Mrs. Elisha Epperson says. "I do believe that if ft hadn't been for Cardui, the woman's tonic. J wouldn't have been living today. “T am »o glad that I began taking Cardui when X did. Before I began us ing it. I was in bad health and suf fered considerable paiti j n head, shoul ders, back, side, limbs and lower part of my body. "Cardui helped roe more than any thing I ever did take. and T am in bet ter heaJth since taking it than I have been in four (4) years, "1 shall never be without Cardui, the woman's tonic, in my home, and will always recommend it to other ladies.” Can you doubt the merit of Cardut after reading the above letter? This is only one of many that we receive each year. Such testimony, from ear nest women, surely proves the great • value of this tonic medicine for the ailments peculiar to their s»g Cardui acts on the weakened wom anly organs. It helps to refresh the worn-out nerves, and is the idea! med icine for voung and old. As a tonic for women it has brought remarkable results. As a remedy for women's ills lea friends ray It has no equal. B.: V«rite to: Ladies' Advisory Dept , vhattAti-j’jgv. Medicine Co., Chattanooga . e’in f Boecl.il Inetrurtlons, and tu- >J“ book ' Home Treatment ft- Worn it It. plain wrapper, on r-q -. r" i written upon their dull red surface, the meaning of the words of Josie. And when he had stood In the kitchen before them he had done the same. But they told l.lm absolutely nothing. After a time he became aware that Jlrnndo was looking at him. "Say. sonny,” Jackson asked quickly, "what'll wo do with these tilings?” COOKING THE CHOPS. "Why, cook them, of course,” said J imtnie. "Certainly," responded Broadway. "But how Jimmie scratched his dark little head. I :iml> chops wore entirely out of the fru gal experience of his parents and of him i self. "I think we had some oncst," lie said, ■ "when 1 was a kid, and that me mother boiled 'em.” "No,” said Broadway. "I'm sure they ■ ar, broiled." s Jackson had lighter! too many good i cigars not to know how to make a proper ■ fir<. and, starting the kitchen range had l been one of the tasks of Jimmie, so no I fault <ould bi found with their Are. i Broadway raked aside n bed of live coals ■ and then placing some of the chops in a I collander, set it over the lire. He did not know enough about the art as prac ■ ticed in the lobster palaces to turn them, j and they began cooking merrily on one side. But s .on tie’ heat melted the solder , which held the tin utensil together, and , thick clouds of smoki arose. These ; perflitrated to the upper | arts of Jones Mu nor. 1 Without doing more than cough at the smoke, which Broadway thought probably L a necessary part of cooking. Jackson 1 started the preparation of the rest of his dinner This was far tnorb simple and he 1 could not go ver far astray. The vege ' tables and salad gave little-trouble, too, ' tor Im had often observed his salads in ’ th, lobster palaces. He had even noted on the many ocaslone when he dined on Broadway that vegetables came to the tab), peeled. So lie had only to slip them peeled, heavily ii is true, into some of the many pots and pans in the enormous Jone; kitchen, adding water al the sug- I gestton oi Jimmie, to whom this part of the process was perfectly clear. AID FROM JOSIE. I don t bejlt’ve a good cook makes all 1 this sniokte, 1 ’ exclaimed Jackson after a particularly vicious tit of coughing, as he opened a window. His tfine was perfectly serious, but to his surprise, it was answered with a i burst of .the must charming laughter • Broadway had ever known. Josie was at tlie dour, her face almost divine, it seemed i to the smitten Broadway, us her laughter rippled* off. But she did not remain there long. With a gayety of manner Broadway had never seen In the girl before she fairly danced over the floor to the smoking tin utensil. • in a moment she had struck it into a sink with a skillful blow of a poker. "I'm utrald that you only su t at the ta ble in the window,Broad way,” she laughed out. The pictures of the many times he had i actually sat as far away from the kitchen In the restaurants he hud frequented ere ated In his mind by the girl's words were speedily blotted out by Ids consciousness of the great that vast, dear fact—that she had called him "Broadway.” His knees bent until lie almost seemed to be kneeling while he drew the big white apron he had thoughtfully purchased from 1 the butcher In the village about him. JOSIE GIVES ORDERS. "Go ahead and give your orders," he , said fervently, ''l'll take orders from you , for the rest of your life Josie." Then he straightened up, proud of hav ing dared to call her Josie. But she did not seem to have noticed it. "You'll certainly take orders from me now ” she began and stopped. "Broadway call me Broadway," eag- ■ erly supplemented Jackson. "She finished: -Mr Jones, for 4'm going to make you get this dinner as It should be got.’’ "Why ?" again dared Jackson. i A distant smile appeared on the lips of the girl. 1 really am very fond of the judge, you know,” she said carelessly*. "You know he had dyspepsia fearfully lust win- I ter" "Oil, said Broadway, and he fell fran tically to beating eggs with a shaving brush in a small hammered brass vase. The dinner was got In an orderly course after that. The girl worked seemingly without ef fort and Broadway soon, under her friend ly spell, had lost the little daring he had summoned. Gradually his mind passed to a consideration of the tasks she had set for him, so that in the end tie almost came to believe that he himself had done it all. Just before the meal now really dainty was carried country fashion up into the dining room, Josie's spirits again seemed to have a sudden flight Into an upper level. She east one glance at Broadway that made that youth drop the platter ho held and dart toward her. Just as he reached her he came to be lieve that her look hud Teen olio of fear merely. Indeed, with one hand she pointed behind her. "till, did you see it? Do you see it?” she exclaimed. Broadway forgot his purnose and his aim. With real apprehension for her, lie turned quickly "What Is it? Whore is it?” he asked. "The ghost of old Tom Jones, the Tory," flushed back the girl, and was gone above stairs. PART VI. THE CHOPS ARE EATEN. The memory of that meal will prob ably seme day live in the annals of the Jones family, of Jonesville. Conn. While I that may not have hupepned as yet, it ; certainly remained a distinct recollec i tion in the minds of all who ate it. Even 1 Sammy, absorbed in eating and longing | for the time to come when he could en- ■ tertain the company witli his banjo, felt | that :here w.is something unusual in the I atmosphere. The meal began with the chatter and 1 spirits of Clara and Wallace spreading their influence over the little grouj But, as it progressed Josie, as Broadway would have said at an earlier time, took the stag, and held it for the balance of the ' dinner. Never had the judge nor Mrs. Spotts wood seen the usually demure, sedate ! y oung wman in such wild spirits and a | mental poise that trembled at times upon the edge of abandon. A moment later she would seem sunk In ; inc..on trable glovtn. lint this would pass I ' speedily, and there would 1/ a return to | her i..rm-r hilarious mood v.hh ~q - T’. ... * ''nfinu«q n Next Some of Fashion’s Latest From Pans W 1 W o * dB&Ur i&ii/ Vie >■ // ne *♦ ■ I, Hl \ di * dr X--- k /// ,t; ■ Ns.' w /// BA b nO HEMm r . y • //ri \ rr A ■' \\ .; ■it A Conqueror By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. ((OHE steppe d all over tnq." is the complaint a man makes of the girl to whom he was devoted for a good many months. Then he signs the wail. "College Conqueror!” Evidently he went through college, conquering every lesson, every obsta cle, and came out with flying colors. Then he met a girl. He loved her He told her so. lie "was excessivelj constant and devoted." and .in return for such devotion she "stepped all over him!” Truly a man who has earned the right to sign himself “College Con queror" deserves a better fate. It is plain the girl didn't appreciate what it meant for a conqueror of big build ings with long lessons in them to bow In the dust before her feet. It is obvious that she failed to ap preciate the honor that was done Iter. It is apparent that she didn’t deserve such homage from one so high, for he says she was "insulting, deceitful, rude, tyrannical, ill-natured and impossible." All this, in addition to a very pro nounced habit of stepping high, com ing down heavily, and paying no heed to what her feet came down on. The strange, the almost unbelievable part of the letter is that after denounc ing her in such terms, the young man asks: "Am 1 perfectly justified in giv ing her up?” On first thought, the answer to such a question would be, "Yes, and give her up immediately!" But would that be the best for the young man? And, as he wrote the let ter, it is with his interests I am most concerned. He Is a "College Conqueror." Per hap.- in conquering college he ignored every course that included lessons in humility. Perhaps he needs that very thing. So many of us do. 1 do pot know if this girl who is de scribed in such ungallant terms has a teacher's certificate, or not. Perhaps not. Hut that doesn’t matter. One does not need i teacher's certificate to give others lessons in humility. She has shown herself qualified to be such an instructor. She stepped all over him, and lie says lie still loves her, and wants to know if he should give her up. She may deserve all the unkind things lie has said I hope she does not. But at least she deserves credit for this: She saw u man who was proud of him self, and instead of bowing before his shrine, she put him on Ills knees In the dust and then stepped all over him! t'nder the circumstances, I believe his question is useless. He wants to know if he shall give her up. Does any one think she would have him? She surely won't have him if she reads this letter and learns that after accusing her of poss.-ssiflg every unde sirable trait of character, he adds, worm-like, that he "loves" her. If he loved her he wouldn't think these things; he wouldn't believe them; he wouldn’t say them. He would regard her as the perfection of all womankind. He would be the last to accuse her: the first to resent it if others made such charges against her. I charge further that in so strenu ouslj belittling her he gives me the right to claim he is not a manly man She mat be the sinner he charges, but at lea-t he is not a saint in saying such things about a girl to whom he has been “* xccssively devoted" many months, and whom, he says, he loves. My dear College Conqueror, either decide to take the course of snubbing Hl- pr> - ■ ibe. 4>e patient and loyal while taking ft or p it from her for ' i'’ " ' , D >n't •■ ■ 1.-I ja: while saing- I ’oe- a >•»•■: ' .’lm ■ ; tn black nalnt! Original shape of beret, made of chestnut velvet. It is outlined over ths brim by a draped ribbon, “a picots” of faille, tied over the side in a huge bow and held by a broad gilt buckle. The long picture at the side shows a very original tailor-made cos tume of olive-green ratine —a long redingote, with broad revers slightly gathered at the waistline on both sides—fastens by a stitched girdle sash of the same material, with a band of white checkered ratine held by a nacre buckle. Collar, cuff and band at the hem are of white fox. This .edirigote, rising in front, shows a simple skirt of white ratine, check ered with green. Up-to-Date Jokes "<fan’t you stop to dinner?" "Not this evening; I’m afraid.” "Needn’t be afraid; we’ve got a new cook.” She (pouting)—Before we were mar ried you often used to catch me in your ‘ arms. Hi- —Yes; and now I catch you in my pockets. Little Elmer—Papa, what is polite ness? Professor Broadhead —Politeness, my son, is the art of not letting people know what you really think of them. “What's the difference between a fori and a fortress?" “Weil,” said the woman-hater, "I should think the only difference would be that the latter is the harder to si lence.” Little Boy—-Mamma, what’s my book about ? i Mamma—lt Is called “The Sleeping Beauty." and is about a girl who slept, and slept, and slept, and nobody could wake her. Little Boy—Was she a servant girl? The Young Man—Yes: I kissed her when she wasn’t expecting anything of the kind. The Elderly Man —A young, man. a young woman, and nobody about, and the young woman not expecting to be kissed. H’rn! Ha! Rubbish! She (who has offered to hoar little Jones' part in the coming theatricals) — Now, what’s your cue, Mr, Jones? Jones (puzzled)-—My cue? She—Yes; what they say just before, you come on, you know? Jones—Oh, I see! They always say, "Come on, you silly goat, can’t you?” Benevolent Party—Don't you think fishing is cruel sport? Angler—Cruel? Well, I should say so. I’vo sat here three days and not had a bite; been nearly eaten up by gnats and stung by two wasps, lost my pock etknife in the river and the sun has taken all the skin off the back of my neck. "HAIR THAT GIVES FATHER TIME THE LAUGH” H e are just about as old as we LOOK People judge u«, by the way we LOOK. The man or woman with grey hair is be ginning to get in the “Old Timer’s Class.” Phis Twentieth Century does NOT want GREY hairs-it wants the energy of Youth. The big things are being done by the LOUNGER generation. There’s a sort of “Has Been” look about those "Grey Hairs." Thereisalways one to criticise and smile scornfully. Father Time is a stern disciplinarian. Get the best »f him. Give him the laugh. Do not be a " Has Been.' ’lt's unnecessary. Use HAY’S HAIR HEALTH KcCpDou I,()()kilV ’,Y >lll H.OO and SOe at Drug Storrs or dirrct ufion reeoigt “' a, ' r name-. Send 10c for trial aottlr.—t hila Huy Stecialtias Ce.. Newark, IS. J. CALL AND HLCOMMEMDED BY 'ACOBS' PHARMACY. Do You Know— Chimneys were first erected in Brit ain in 1200. Among poor people there are more deaths from measles than from any other infectious disease. Owing to the hind wings of an earwig resembling in shape the human ear, tlie insect has derived its name. A total of $120,000,000 per annum is spent on the salaries of government of ficials in England, Scotland and Ire land. During the past fourteen years the production of crude petroleum in India lias increased by nearly 200 million gal lons. The schoolmaster of Toggenburg Switzerland; is the village bandmaster the organist, a fireman, a watchmaker, and a farmer. And in his spare time, no doubt, he does a bit of teaching. A machine combining two modern inventions, the electric car and the vacuum cleaning apparatus, has been applied in Strasburg to clean the tracks of that city. In the operation of the machine the roadbed is sprayed with water, then the dirt is loosened by a scratcher, and drawn up Into the car by the suction apparatus. With this ma chine one man can clean 25 miles of track a day. replacing the labor of 17 men working in the ordinary way. To meet the requirements of busi ness people who occasionally employ a typist, but have not sufficient work to keep one regularly employed, the idea has been evolved in an American town of establishing a telephonic secretarial office. Clients ring up the office in the morning, choosing their own hours, and dictate their correspondence to the clerk at the olher end. 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Garside her face hidden in the folds of his rough coat, ‘to the ends of the earth with the man who loevs me.’ ” Daysey Mayme always feels less ro mantic wlipn -be has her hair off Throwing the book across the room, she picked up a morning paper, and. read: "The testimony given by Sarah Jones in her suit for divorce from Silas Jones, as heard in the court yesterday was both rich and racy. “ 'He called me a pie-face,’ she said to tlie judge, ’and said my kin wen a mess of lobsters. He hasn't given ni. more than a dollar a week to live on since I married him a year ago, and if it were not for my father I'd have starved to death.’ “ ‘Yes,’ in answer to a question from tiie judge, ‘our marriage was an elope ment. I thought I loved him, but no one can love a squirrel-faced tight wad pirate like him very long.’ ” Daysey Mayme finished the account and threw down tlie paper with a sigh of regret because there was no more to read. “Ah.” she said, gathering her hair wash off the line, “if you want REAL life, read the divorce stories in the newspapers. “'Pie-face,' musingly; ‘mess of lob sters,’ ah, there's Life in that!” DISILLUSIONMENT. She —You told me before we were married that you were well off. He —So 1 was then, but I didn’t km.-