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THE GE OB ©JAM’S MAGAZIMD PAGE
BROADWAY JONES
Based on George M. Cohan's Play Now Running in NenvYork
h Thrilling Story of "The Great White
Way."
By BERTRAND BABCOCK.
TODAY S INSTALLMENT.
Ts Hr '.i.iv.t,. Lad and offered l:i. J
own hear: to lib guests and to one
guest tn particular—he couldn't have been
any more particular as to the season
ing or its reception by the little company
than he was tonight as to what was
served, how. and when The only help tie
had in the service was that given by one
of the small boys front the plant whom
Bob had used al the “Grand lintel" as
a sort of valet for himself anti Broadway.
M Broadway's announcement of the
dinner to Bob. the latter had enthusias
tically volunteered to help in Its prepara
tion. He and Broadway would show the
Hpotswoods what they could do in the
way of simple living and the preparation
of a good meal. Bob would even hat
t'lara help. But the«moment he and < Tarn
were in Jones Manor, forgotten was that
and all similar promises. So Jackson
and little Jimmie struggled in the kitch
en as best they could. Mrs. Spotswood
had cheerfully offered to help, but Jack
son wouldn’t permit that, and the judge
he rejected on the ground that he was
not a bachelor.
TOO MANY EMOTIONS.
But. while he tried to cook will Boli
and Clara hanging over the old piano,
emotions too complex for Ids own analysis
surged through him. So that was one set
of emotions being developed in the old
home this night.
Bob and Clara had another set. But
theirs were fairly simple. The course of
true love seemed, in their case, io meet
with no obstacle. Their emotions were
very simple,and so hardly' Interesting to
any other than themselves 'or the judge
and his wife. That happy couple were
in still another frame of heart that was
exceedingly simple, too
They were joyous at the growing feel
ing between Clara and Wallace and not
entirely unhappy over the strange emo
tional state that seemed to their keenly
observant eyes to exist between Josie and
.nlckson. Their knowledge, or their sus
picions, concernig the two came entirely
from the face and conduct of Jackson.
Front Josie's air or manner they could
«arn nothing.
The girl was rather quiet, answering
absently. If at all. and seemed to have
effaced herself almost completely. The
usual vigorous personal quality of this
young woman, which formerly would have
tilled the room to overflowing, was not
gone entirely. So, after a time, the judge
and his w ife, watching the fledgling Clara
aboutt he Hitter from the parental nest,
ceased to think of orobserve Josie.
SAMMY IS CAREFUL.
The last, and perhaps least, person of
ibis set. witli varying emotions, was
Sammy, the judge’s fqt son, who sal in
Tie corner lingering his banjo and longing
to begin He wanted to take the center
of the stage, but as the dinner had not
been served, tie feared any parental pun
•sliment which might deprive hint of his
dinner, however dubious the prospect of
getting anything lit to eat with Broadway
in the kitchen might be.
Wlille his guests chattered or thought
of their various concerns, as their dis
positions might lie, Broadway, alone with
linimie In the great tire-bricked wltchen,
which had ministered to the wants of
many generations of the Jones family, was
in agony. He had bought a vast quan
tity of lamb chops.feeling that in these
little red slabs lay a symbolic meaning.
Josie had talked so strangely of chops
that he had eagerly bought all that the
three butcher shops of Jonesville could
spare from their small stock liven in
the shops he had examined them. He
Ija.l turned them over ami over in his
bands as though he expected to find
NOREASON
FOR DOUBT
As to the Merits of Cardui
the Woman’s Tonic, In
View of Such
Evidence.
Teecimwh Okla.—Tn a letter front
fbfs town, Mrs. Elisha Epperson
■ays: "I do believe th»i if ft hadn’t
been for r ardul. the woman’s tonic. ]
wouldn't have been living today.
"I am so glad that I began taking
Cardui when I did. Before I began us
ing it, J was tn bad beaJth and suf
fered considerable pain in head, shoul
ders. buck side limbs ajd lower paxt
of my body.
“Cardui helped me more than any
thing I ever did take, and I am In bet
ter health -since taking it than I have
been in four (4> years.
"I shall never be without Cardui, the
woman's tonic, in my home, and will
a ways recommend it to other ladies.” j
Can you doubt the merit of Cardui |
after reading the abovs letter ? This!
is on!; one of many that we receive
each year. Such testimony, from ear
nest women, surely proves the great
value of this tonic medicine for the
ailments peculiar to their sex.
Cardui acts on the weakened wom
anly organs. It helps to refresh the
worn-out nerves and is the idea! med
icine for young and old.
As a tonic for women it has brought
remarkable results
As a remedy for women's ills its
friends say it ha- no equa :
B - • ’A'rite tc: '.adfes '..,\.«ory Dept
Sta*
An vji * >u(t erv ,
r
written upon their dull red surface tin
meaning of the words of Josie. And when
he had stood in the kitchen before them
lie had done the same. But they told
him absolutely nothing. After a time lie
became aware tliat Jimmie was looking
at him.
“Say. sonny." Jackson asked quickly,
"what'll we do with these tilings:"
COOKING THE CHOPS.
"Why, cook them, of course," said
Jimmie.
“Certainly.” responded Broadway. "But
how
Jimmie scratched his dark little head,
lamb chops were entirely out of the fru
gal experience of his parents and of him
. self.
"I think we had some oncst," he said,
“when 1 was a kid, and that me mother
boiled 'em."
( "Xo," said Broadway. "I'm sure they
■ are broiled.'
■ Jackson hud lighted too many >od
i cigars md to know how to make a ; er
fire. ami. starting the kitchen rani id
been one of the tasks of Jimmie. no
fault could be found with »'
i Broadway raked aside a bed of l.v
and then placing some as th< ■ .1 a
I vollander. set it over the fire. i.q did
not know enough about the art as prac-
• ticfsl in the lobster palaces to turn them.
1 and they began cooking merrily on one
side
But scs.'n the heat melted the solder
> which held the tin utensil together, and
, thick clouds of smoke arose. These
t penetrated 10 the upper parts of Jones
Manor.
1 Without doing more than cough at the
smoke, which Broadway thought probably
a necessary part of cooking. Jackson
1 started the preparation of the rest of his
dinner. This was far more simple and lie
1 could not go very far astray. The vege
-1 tallies and salad gave little trouble, too,
for he had often observed his salads in
1 the lobster palaces. He had even noted
l on the many occasions when he dined on
Broadway that vegetables came to the
table peeled. So he had only to slip them
peeled, heavily it Is true, into some of the
many tints and pans In the enormous
Jones kitchen, adding water at the sug
-1 gestioti of Jimmie, to whom this part of
tlie process was perfectly clear.
AID FROM JOSIE.
"I don't believe a good cook makes all
1 this smoke," exclaimed Jackson after a
particularly vicious fit of coughing, as he
I opened a window.
His tone was perfectly serious, but to
tils surprise, it was answered with a
> burst of the most charming laughter
> Broadway had ever known. Josie was at
tlie door, her face almost divine, it seemed
: to the smitten Broadway, as her laughter
1 rippled off.
, But she did not remain there long. With
a gayety of manner Broadway had never
seen in the girl before she fairly danced
t over the floor to the smoking tin utensil.
1 in a moment she had struck it into a sink’
1 with a skillful blow of a poker.
; “I’m afraid that you only sat at the ta-
• ble in tlie window,Broad way," she laughed
t out. I
The pictures of the many times he had
’ actually sat as far away from the kitchen
1 in the restaurants he had frequented cre
ated in ids mind by the girl’s words were
speedily blotted out by h|s consciousness
ol the great -that vast, dear fact that
■ slic had called liini "Broadway."
1 His knees bent until he almost seemed
. to be kneeling while he drew the big white
1 apron he had thoughtfully purchased from
< Hie butcher in the village about him.
JOSIE GIVES ORDERS.
Go ahead and give your orders," he
said fervently. “I'll take orders from you
, for the rest of your life Josie."
I Then he straightened up, proud of hav
-1 Ing dared to call her Josie. But she did
, not seem to have noticed it.
"lou'll certainly take orders from me
I now ” she began and stopped.
"Broadway- cull nie Broadway." eag
t erly supplemented Jackson.
“She finished:
•• Mr. Jones, for I'm going t ■ make
you get this dinner as it should be got."
"Why?" again dared Jackson
1 A distant smile appeared on the lips of
the girl.
"I really am very fond of the judge,
you know." she said carelessly "t
know he hail dyspepsia fearfull' last win
i ter."
"Oh, said Broadway, and he fe.. fran
tically to bfatlng eggs with a shaving
brush in a small hammered brass vase.
The dinner was got in an orderly course
after that.
The girl worked seemingly without ef
fort and Broadw’ay soon. -- her friend
ly spell, hud lost the little : irlng he had
summoned. Gradually his mir.d passed to
a consideration of the tasks she had set
1 for him, so that in the end he almost
came to believe that he himself had done
1 it all.
I Just before the meal now really dainty
wgs carried country fashion up into
th® • spirit* again
seemed to have a midden flight into an
upper level She vast one glance at
Broadway tl. it mw.e that youth drop the
platter hi i.. in,; dart toward her.
Just as he reached her he came to be
liett iha: her look had been one of fear
merely Indeed, with one hand she
pointed beiilHti her.
t’h, did you see it'.' Ito you see it?"
she exclaimed.
Broadw., r-rg.t Lis purpose and his
'A real apprehension for her. lie
turned quickly.
AV hat .■ it? Where is it?" he asked.
r he ghost of old Toni Jones, the Tory,"
■ la- back the girl, and was gone above
hstulrs
PART VI,
THE CHOPS ARE EATEN.
The memory of that meal will prob
ably - ■me day live in the annals of the
| Jones family, of Jonesville. Conn. While
■ that may not have hapepned as yet. it
c< plainly remained a distinct recollec
tion in the minds of all who ate it. Even
Sammy, absorbed in eating and longing
for the time to come when he could en
tertain the company with his banjo, felt
that there was something unusual in the
atmosphere
The meal begun with the chatter and
spirits of 1 Tara and Wallace spreading
i lo ir influence over the little group. But.
1 o It progressed Josie, as Broadway would
nave said al an earlier time, took the
'age and held It for the balance of the
I dinner
Never had the Judge nor Mrs. Spotts-
I seen the usually demure, sedate
1 yciyng woman In sji h wild spirits and u
mental poise that trutnbled at t.ine- upon
I tin. edge of abandon.
. A Moment later she w d se.nfe sunk in
, ■ 111 tal'l' gloom. I. r v ,,p asg
s,. ity. am or. Wool. 1,0 a r.qurn tv I
p' r t'H’tiinr L larini.'ji nr >•<’ xml’ vet i
■ übilu diffuri i:. e.
Contlnt'eo n Next l:,r.„e.
Some of Fashion s Latest From Pans
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\ Or :ina| sha;’’? >:f beret, mads of chestnut velvet. It is outlined over
\ 41 e brim by a draped ribbon, “a picots’’ of faille, tied over the side in a
A \ h. JO he w anc.' h:ld by a broad gilt buckle.
I 1 I ? ’ o> ' ; ;ct- ’ at the side shows a very original tailor-made cos-
' LJ-’-'Et 4 ! ' 0 - - L'::n ratine —a long redingote, with bread rovers slightly
ll f * i ' gathered " the waistline on both sides—fastens by a stitched girdlo
\ V' : 1H 4 " r.nme :' . ier:.-J. with a band of white checkered ratine held by
b:.cl-’!e. Collar, cuff and band at the hem are of white fox. This
\ front, shows a simple skirt of white ratine, check-
s ec * ,/, ' th 2Cn -
A Conqueror
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
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girl to whom ho was devoted
for a good many months. Then he signs
the wail, "College Conqueror!"
Evidently he went through college
conquering every lesson, every obsta
cle, and came out with flying colors.
Then he met a girl. He loved her
11.- told h< so H< “vyas t xcessivt |j
constant and devot d," ami in return
for such devotion sir "stepped all over
him!"
Truly a man who lias earned tin
right to sign himself "College t'uil
qtjeror” deserves t better fate. It is
plain lite gill didn’t appreciate what it
meant for a conqueror of big build
ing.- with ■ s.-mis in litem to bow
in the dust before her feet.
it is obvious that she failed to ap
preciate the honor that was done la r.
It is apparent that she didn’t deserve
sti'-h h-i.nagv from om- so high, for lie
.-ays sl.e was "insulting, deceitful, rude,
tyrannical, ill-natured and impossible.”
All tills, in addition to a very pro
nounced habit of stepping high, coin
ing down heavily, ami paying no heed
to ■■ iiat her feet came down on.
Th. strange, the almost unbelievable
part of the letter is that after denounc
ing iter in such terms, the young man
asks: “Am I perfectly justified in giv
ing her up?"
(in first thought, the answer to stall a
question would be, "Yes, and give her
up immediately!"
But would that be tile best for the
young man? And. as ho wrote the let
ter, it is with his interests I am most
concerned.
He is a "College Conqueror.’’ Per
haps in conquering college lie ignored
every course that ineluded lessons in
humility. Perhaps lie needs that very
tiling. man> of us do.
1 do not know if tit is girl who is de
scribed in such ungallailt terms lias a
teacher’s certificate, or not. Perhaps
not. Bm that doesn't matter. One
does not need a teacher's certificate to
give others lessons in humility.
She lias shown herself qualified to be
such an instructor. She stepped all over
him, and be says he .-till loves her, and
wants to know if In- should give her up.
She may fi.-si rve all the unkind things
he has said. I hope she dot's not. But
at least she deserves credit for this:
She saw a man who was proud of him
self, and instead of bowing before his
shrine, she put him on his knees in thr
dust and then stepped all over him!
Under- the circumstances. I believe
his question is useless. He w tints to
know If he shall giv. her up. I toes any
one think she would have him?
She .surely Won't have him if sue
reads this letter and learns that after
accusing her of possessing every unde
sirable trait of character, he adds,
worm-like, that lie "loves” her.
If he loved tier lie Wouldn't think
these things; he wouldn't believe them:
he wouldn't say them.
He would regard her as the perfection
of all womankind, lie would lie tin
last to aceuse het. the first to resent it
if others made such charges against
Iler.
I charge further that in so slreiiu
ouslj belittling her lie gives me tin
right to claim lie is not a manly man.
She may be the sinner lie charges. but
at leu-t he is not a saint in saying such
things about a girl to w hom he has been
"excessively dilated" man) months,
and whom, he says. he loves
dear Collegi Conqueror either
divide tu lakt the * -on, s of snubbing
she pi-esi-rilies ami In patient and loyal
w hiie taking ii, o: ; t from her fie
vi er!
Hoi. I i . you whi.- sing ;
tug a brush dipped in black paint!
»
Up-to-Date Jokes
"I'an’t you stop to dinner?''
■’No' this evening; I’m afraid.” 1
"Nr- !n't in afraid: We've got u new
cook."
She (pouting*-■■Before we were mar
ried you often used to catch me in your
‘ arms.
H. Yes; and now I catch you in my
pockets.
I
Little Elmer—Papa, what is polite- 1
ness?
Professor Broadhead —Politeness, my
son. is the art of not letting other
people know what you really think of
yiem.
"Want's the difference between a fori,
and a fortress?"
"Well," said the woman-hater, "I
should think tlie only difference would
be that the latter is the harder to si
lence."
Little Boy—Mamina, what's my book
-about?
Mamma —It is called "Tlie Sleeping
Beauty," and is about a girl who slept,
and slept, and slept, and nobody could
wuk< her.
Little Boy Was she a servant girl?
The Young Man A cs; I kissed her
when she wasn't expect ing any tiling of
tlie kind.
The Elderly Man A young man. a
young woman, and nobody about, and
the young woman not expecting to be.
kissed. H'm! Ha! Rubbish!
She (w’ho has offered to hear little
Jones' part in the coming theatricals)
Now. what’s' you ■ eiic. Mr. Jones?
Jones (puzzled) Aly cue?
Site—AT s: wh-it they say just before
you come on. y ou know?
Jones—Oh, I see! They always say,
“Come on. you silly goat, can't you?”
Benevolent Party—Don't you think
1 fishing is cruel sport?
Angier—iTuel? Well, 1 should say
so. I've sat here three days and not had I
a bite; been nearly eaten up by gnats'
1 and stung by two wasps, lost my poek
' etknll'e i|i the river and the sun ha?
taken all tin- skin off tin back of my
1 tuck.
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“HAIR THAT GIVES FATHER TIME
THE LAUGH”
He are just about as old as we LOOK ;
People judge us, by the way we LOOK.
The man or woman with grey hair is be
ginning to get in the ‘‘Old Timer's Class.”
This Twentieth Century does NOT want
GREY hairs- it wants the energy of Youth.
The big things are being done by the
YOUNGER generation.
There's a sort of ‘‘Has Been” look
about those Grey Hairs. There is always
one to criticise and smile scornfully, j
Father Time is a stern disciplinarian.
Get the best of him. Give him the laugh. !
Do not be a'' Has Been. It’s unnecessary.
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Do You Know—
Chimneys were first erected in Brit
ain in 1200.
Among poor people there are more
deaths from measles than from any
other infectious disease.
Owing to the hind wings of an earwig
resembling in shape tlie human ear, the
insect has derived its name.
A total of $120,000,000 pep annum is
spent on the salaries of government of
ficials in England, Scotland and Ire
land.
During the past fourteen years the
production of crude petroleum in India
has increased by nearly 200 million gal
lops.
The schoolmaster of Toggenburg
Switzerland, is the village bandmaster
tin organist, a fireman, a watchmaker,
and a, farmer. And in his spare time,
no doubt, he does a bit of teaching.
A machine combining two modern
inventions, tlie electric ear and the
vacuum cleaning apparatus, has
applied in Strasburg to clean the tracks
of that city. In the operation of the
machine the roadbed is sprayed with
water, then the dirt is loosened by a
scrateher, and drawn up into tlie ear by
the suction apparatus. With this ma
chine one man can clean 25 miles of
track,a day, replacing the labor of 17
men working in the ordinary way.
To meet the 1 equirements of busi
ness people who occasionally employ a
typist, but have not sufficient work to
keep one regularly employed, the idea
lias been evolved in an American toivn
of establishing a telephonic secretarial
office. Clients ring, up the office in the
morning. chooMng their own hours, and
dictate their correspondence to the
cleik at the othe end. These girls do
their work straight frhm the telephone
on to the typewriter, wearing a cap
like a wireless operator's headpiece. In
la short time the batch of letters and
I addressed envelopes are ready to trans
mit by special messengers for the au
thor’s signature.
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Daysey May me and Her Folks
IF YOU WANT REAL LIFE—
A NUM HER of years ago. when a
woman washed her hair, she
washed it on her head, and sat
around for hours with it hanging like
wet rat-tails around In r face, wailing
for it to dry .
Times have changed.
There was hanging on the clothesline
at tlie Appleton home a round tiling
which Iqqked like half a coeonnut: five
switches, two yards of puffs and a
fringe looking somewTiat like that Sit
ting Bull'wore around his waist when
he iiad his picture taken.
This was iJayscy Mnymc Appleton's
hair. And while ii swung in the breeze
and dried. liaysey Maynie, with a dain
ty looming cap covering her baldness,
sat in the parlor and Bought-to improve
her mind by reading, t
"Morton paused. The restraint he
put on himself made tlie veins in his>
forehead stand out like whipcords. He
c.iuglit Mnidie’s lily white haul in his
and held it lightly, though tempted to
eni*h it l>etw< en his big, strong hands.
"'We will uv.'ay.' lie said hoarsely,
‘while yon moon hides her face behind
the friendly shelter of a cloud.’
"M:. 1 idle trembled. Did she shrink
from him'.’ Nay. nay! It .vas a maid
enly fear of slic knew not w bat that
made her slender form shake. But only
for an instant. Then she turned, and
threw hers"if into tlie strong arms held
out for her.
“‘Away, away,’ she murmured, with
z' j /(gSKm
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ft's a splendid food for growing children.
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her face hidden in the folds tli .
rough cojjt, 'to the .ends of the uirth
with the man who loevs me.' "
1 ’aysey Mayme always feels L- s lv „
mantic when • lias her h a j..
Throwing the book across tlie r.u.
picked up n morning paper, an,- >■; , ■ '
"The testimony given by Sarnii
in her suit for di voice ' from Sii u '-
Joip’s, as heard in the court yr->t.ls
was both rich and racy.
"Tie called me a pie-face.' sii, s . t i,]
to the judge, .'and said my hi,, w ,, ri .
a mess of lobsters. He hasn't giv.-n
mom than a dollar a week li v .. (J| .
since I married him a year age. ant! if 1
it were not for my father r,' r ave
starved to death.’
' 'Yes,' in answer to a questim, f ro . n
tile judge, 'our marriage was an . J
nient. I' thought I loved him. 1.,,. 110
one I’;:n love a squirrel-face. :, 4 ’
wad pirate like him very iong;'"
Daysey Mayme finished the . ~u nj
and threw Mown the paper with a sigti
of regret because there was tm i,„,i- v
read.
"Ah." sib- said, gathering in, :. u j r .
wash off tlie line, "if you want lii;al
life, nad the divorce stories in ti,..
m wspapers.
T'i,--face,' musingly; ’mesa of ....
Sicis,' al), there's Else in that!”
DISILLUSIONMENT.
Sht - Yap io],| me befor. ...
married that you were well
He- So I was then, but I iliil:,'
it!