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BROADWAY JONES
Based on George M. Cohan's Play Now Running in New York
A Thrilling Story of "The Great White
Way."
By BERTRAND BABCOCK.
TODAY’S INSTALLMENT |
If Broaftwa had < ook<.l and offered bin
own hear! to his guesta—and to one .
guest In parti-ular he (•••uKln't have been
any more particular as to the season
ing or its reception by the little company •
than he was tonight as to what was
served, how. am when The only help he
had in the service was that glv. n by one ]
of the small boys from :hc plant whom l
Bob had used at the "Grand hotel" as i
a sort of valet for hims'-lf and Broadway.
At Broadway’s announcement of the
dinner to Bob, the latter had enthuslas- 1
tic-ally volunteered to help in Its prepara
tion. He and Broadway would show the <
Spotswoocs what they could do in the
way .of simple living and the preparation 1
of a good meal Bob would oven have
tiara help. But the moment he tarn Clara I
were in Jcnes Manor, forgotten was that
and all shnilnr promises. So Jackson
and little Jimmie struggled in the kitch
en as best they could. Mrs Spotswood
had cheerfully offered to help, but Jack
son wouldn't permit that, and the. Judge
he rejected on the ground ttiat he was
not a bachelor.
TOO MANY EMOTIONS.
But while he tried to cook with Boh
and Clara hanging over tho old piano,
emotions too complex for his own analysis
■turged through hint. So that was one. set
of emotions being developed in the old
home this night
Bob and Clara had another set. But
theirs were fairly simple The course of
true love seemed, in their case, to meet
with no obstacle. Their emotions were
very simple.and so hardly interesting to
any other than themselves or the judge
and his wife. That happy couple wore
in still another frame of heart that was
exceedingly simple, too.
They were Joyous at the growing feel
ing between Clara and Wallace and not
entirely unhappy over the strange emo
tional state that seemed th their keenly
observant eyes to exist between Josie and
Jackson. Their knowledge, or their sus
picions. eoncernlg the two came tntlrelj
from the face and conduct of Jackson
From Josie's air or manner they could
learn nothing
The girl was rather quiet, answering
absently, if ai all, and seemed to have
effaced herself almost completely. The
usual vigorous personal quality of this
youhg woman, which formerly would have
tilled the room to overflowing, was not
gone entirely. So, after a time, the Judge
and his wife, watching the fledgling Clara
aboutt he slitter from the parental nest,
ceased to think of orobserve Josie.
SAMMY IS CAREFUL.
The last, and perhaps least, person of
this set, with varying emotions, was
Sammy, the judge's fat son. who sat In
the corner lingering his banjo and longing
to begin. He wanted to take the center
of the stage, but as the dinner had not
been served, he feared any parental pun
ishment which might deprive him of his
dinner, however dubious the prospect of
getting anything lit to eat With Broadway
in the kitchen might be.
While his guests chattered or thought
of their various concerns, as their dis
positions might bo, Broadway, alone with
Jimmie in tho great fire-bricked wltchen,
which had ministered to the wants of
many generations of the Jones family, was
in agony. He had bought a vast quan
tity of lamb chops,feeling that in these
little red slabs lay a symbolic meaning.
Josie had talked so strangely of chops
that he had eagerly bought all that the
three butcher shops of Jonesville could
spare from their small stocks. Even In
the shops he had examined them. He
bad turned them over and over in bis
hands as though he expected to find
NOREASON
FOR DOUBT
As to the Merits of Cardui'
the Woman’s Tonic, In
View of Such
Evidence.
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this town, Mrs. Elisha Epperson
•ays: '1 do believe that If it hadn’t
been for Cardui, the woman’s tonic, 1 >
wouldn't have been living: todav
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“I am so triad that I began taking
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in* it, I was in bad health and suf- 1
sered considerable pain in head, shoul
tiers, back, side, limbs and lower part
I£
"Cardui helped me more than any- (
thing I ever did take, and I am In bet- !
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been in four (♦) years
“I shall never be without Cardui, the ’
woman's tonic, in iny home, and will 1
always recommend it to other ladies,”
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written upon their dull red surface the
meaning of the words of Josie. And when
he had stood in the kitchen before them
he had done the same. But they told
him absolutely nothing. After a time he
became aware that Jimmie was looking
at him.
"Say. sonny," Jackson asked quickly,
"what’ll we do with these things?"
COOKING THE CHOPS.
"Why, cook them, of course," said
J hnrnie.
"Certainly,' responded Broadway. But
how ?’’
Jimmie scratched his dark little head.
Iximb chops were entirely out of the fru
gal experience of his parents and of him
self.
”1 think we had some oncst,” he said,
"when I was a kid, and that me mother
boiled 'em."
"No,” said Broadway. "I'm sure they,
are broiled."
Jackson had lighted too many good |
cigars not to know bow to make a proper I
lire, and, starting the kitchen range had I
been one of the tasks of Jimmie, so no i
fault could be found with their fire. '
Broadway raked aside e bed of live <<>als
and then placing some of the chops in a.
collanoer, set it over the tire. He did
not know enough about the art as prac
ticed in the lobster palaces to turn them,
and they began cooking merrily on one
side.
Bui soon the heat melted the solder
which held the tin utensil together, and
thick clouds of smoke arose. These
penetrated to the upper parts of Jones
Manor.
Without doing more than cough at the |
smoke, which Broadway thought probably |
a necessary part of cooking, Jackson
started tin- preparation of the rest of hl: ’
dinner. This was far more simple and he :
could not go very far astray. The vege- |
tables and salad gave little trouble, too,
for he had often observed his salads in ]
tho lobster palaces. He had even noted]
on the many occasions when he dined on
Broadway that vegetables came to the j
table peeled. So he had only to slip them 1
peeled, heavily it Is true, into some of the !
many pots and pans in the enormous
Jones kitchen, adding water at the sug- ]
gestlon of Jimmie, to whom this part of i
tiie process was perfectly clear.
AID FROM JOSIE.
"I don’t believe a good cook makes all 1
this smoke,” exclaimed Jackson after a
particularly vicious nt of coughing, as he
opened ti window.
His tone was perfectly serious, but to
his surprise. It was answered with a
burst of the most charming laughter
Broadway hail ever known. Josie was at
the door, her face almost divine, it seamed
to the smitten Broadway, as her laughter
rippled off.
But she did not remain there long. With ’
a gayety of manner Broadway had never i
seen in the girl before she fairly danced t
over the floor to the smoking tin utensil. ]
In a moment she had struck it Into a sink ]
with a skillful blow of a poker.
"I’m afraid that you only sat at the ta
ble In the window. Broadway,” she laughed i
out.
The pictures of the many times he had
actually sat as far away from the kitchen I
in the restaurants he had frequented ere ]
ated In Ills mind by the girl's words were
speedily blotted out by his consciousness I
of the great - that vast, dear fact- that !
she had called him "Broadway.”
His knees bent until he almost seemed
to be kneeling while he drew the big white
apron he had thoughtfully purchased from
tho butcher In the village about him.
JOSIE GIVES ORDERS.
“Go ahead and give your orders,” he
said fervently, ”1 II ttdu- orders from you
for the rest of your life Josie.”
Then he. straightened up, proud of hav
ing dared to call her Josie. But she did
not seem to have noticed it.
"You'll certainly take orders from mo
now ” she began and stopped.
"Broadway— call mo Broadway." eag
erly supplemented Jackson.
"She finished:
” Mr. Jones, for I’m going to make
you get this dinner as It should be got."
"Why?” again dared Jackson.
A distatit smile appeared on the lips of
the girl.
"I really am very fond of—the Judge,
yon know." she said carelessly. "You
know he hud dyspepsia fearfully last win- ,
,e Y.
’ *h, said Broadway, and he fell fran
tically to beating eggs with a shaving 1
brush in a small hammered brass vase. 1
The dinner was got in an orderly course l
after that
The girl worked seemingly without es- ]
fort and Broadway soon, under her friend
ly spell, had lost the little daring he had j
summoned. Gradually his mind passed to
a consideration of the tasks she had set (
for him, so that in the end he almost ,
came to believe that he himself had done
It all. ,
Just before the meal now really dainty t
was carried country fashion up into <
the dining room, Josie's spirits again
seemed to have a sudden flight into an 1
upper level. She cast one glance at <
Broadway that made that youth drop the I
blatter lie held and dart toward her. '
Just as he reached her he came to be
lieve that ler look had *’• n one of fear
merely. ImieetL with one hand she
pointed behind her. 1
"Oh. did you see It? Ho you see it?” *
she exclaimed. *
Broadway forgot his purpose and his ,
aim. With real apprehension for her, he ]
turned quickly.
What is it? Whore is It'.”' he asked.
"The ghost of old Tom Junes, the Tory.” |
flushed fiack the girl, anti was gone above ;
stairs.
PART VI.
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THE CHOPS ARE EATEN.
The memory' of that, meal will prob
ably some day live in the annals of the'
Jones family, of Jonesville, Conn. While
that may not have hapepned as yet, It ]
certainly remained a distinct recollec-I
t! m In the minds , r all who ate It. Even
Sammy, absorbed In eating and longing
for tiie time to come when he could en
brtain the company with his banjo, felt
i Hot there was something unusual in the
i atmosphere.
Tin nu ll began with the chatter and
spirits of Clara and Wallace spreading ]
' :!■< -!r influ.-nen over the little group. But. I
1 is it progressed Josie, as Broadway would
> have said at an earlier time, took the
I stage and held It for the balance of the
I .linn. r.
j Never had the judge nor Mrs. Spotts-
I wood seen tho usually demure, sedate
young woman in such wild spirits and u
I mental poise that trembled at times upon
! cdg.. of abandon.
A moment later she would seem sunk in
intpene:ruble gioom, but this would pass
i speedily, ;,nd there would l.e a return to
her former hilarious n i with yet a
subtly difference.
Continued In Next Issue
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A Conqueror
By BEATRH E FAIRFAX.
HE stopp 1 nil over me," is tho
complaint a man makes of the
girl to whom he was devoted
fora good many months. Then lie signs
the wail, “College Conqueror!"
Evidi ntly he went through college
conquering every lesson, every obsta
cle, and came out with Hying colors.
Then he fnet a girl. He loved her
He told her so. He “was excessively
constant and devoted," ami In return
for such devotion she "stepped all over .
him!"
Truly a man who has <*h.i ned the ■ ■
right to sign himself “College Con
queror" deserves a better fate. It is ]
plain tlio girl didn't appreciate what it
meant for a conqueror of big build
ings with long lessons in them to bow '
in the dust before Iler feet.
It is obvious that she failed to ap- 1
pneciate the honor that was done her.
It is apparent that she didn’t deserve '
such homage from one so high, for lie
says was "insulting, deceitful, rude,
tyrannical, ill-natured and impossible.” ,
All this, in addition to a very pro- t
nouneed habit of stepping high, corn
ing down heavily, and paying no heed y
to what her feet came down on. t
The strange, the almost unbelievable .
part of the letter is that after denounc
ing her in such terms, the young man
asks: "Am I perfectly justified in giv
ing her up?”
On first thought, the answer to such a 1
question would be, "Yes, and give tier
up immediately!"
But would that lie the best for the ,
young man'.' And, as he wrote the let
ter, it is witli liis interests 1 am most
concerned.
He i. a "College Conqueror." Per
haps in conquering college ho ignored
every course that included lessons in ’
humility. Perhaps he needs that very
thing. So many of us do.
1 do not know if this girl who is de
scribed in such ungallant terms has a
teacher’s certificate or not. Perhaps
not. But that doesn't matter. One
does not need n teacher's certificate to
give others lessons In humility.
She has shown herself qualified to be
such an instructor. She stepped all over
him, and he says he still loves het. and
wants to know if he should give her up.
She may deservt .di the unkind things
lie has said. 1 hope she does not. But
at least she deserves credit for this:
Sue sow a man ,who was proud of him
self. and Inst, ad of bowing before his
shrine, she put him on his knees in the
dust and then stepped all over him!
Under the circumstances. I believe
ills question is useless. He wants to
know If ho shall give her up. l>oes any
one think she would have him?
She surely won't have him if she
| roads this letter and learns that after
accusing her of possessing every unde
sirable trait of character, he adds,
worm-like. that he "loves" her.
If he loved her he wouldn’t think
these things: Ip wouldn't believe
he wouldn't say them.
He would regard her as the perfection I
of all womankind. He would b tin
last to accuse her: the first to resent it i
If others made such charges against I
1 charge further that in so strenu
ously belittling her he gives me the.
right to claim he is not a tnanly man. i
She may be tin .inlier he charges, but '
at least he is not a saint in saying such
tilings about girl to whom he has b. i n
“excessive',j devoted" many month.-, I
and whom, lie .says, lie loves.
My dear College Conqueror. either
deciiie to take tile corns.- of snubbing
she prescribes, ami be patient and loyal
while taking it. or ; irt from her for |
Hon't declare your love w nil, swing
ling a brush itipp, > in black paint!
Up-to-Date [okes
"Can’t you stop to dinner?"
“Not this evening; I’m afraid.”
“Needn't be afraitj; we've got a new
cook.”
She (pouting)—Before we were mar
ried you often used to catch me in your
arms.
He—Yes; and now I catch you in my
pockets.
Little Elmer —Papa, tvhat is polite
ness?
Professor Broadhead—Politeness, my
son, Is the art of not letting other
people know what you really think of
them.
“What's the difference between a fori
and a fortress?"
"Well." said the woman-hater, “I
should think the only difference would
be that the latter is the harder to si
lence.”
.Little Boy—Mamma, what's my book
about? *
Mamma —It is called “Tiie Sleeping
Beauty,” and is about a girl who slept,
and slept, and slept, and nobody could
wake her. ;
Little Boy—Was she a servant girl? '
i
The Young Man —Yes; I kissed her
when she wasn’t expecting anything of :
the kind.
The Elderly Man—A young man, a i
young woman, and nobody about, and •
the young woman not expecting to be
kissed. H’m! Ha! Rubbish!
She (who has offered to hear little
Jones’ part In the coming theatricals)
Now, what’s your cue, Mr. Jones?
Jones (puzzled)—My cue?
She—Yes: what they say just before
you come on, you know?
Jones—Oh. I see! They always say,
“Come on. you silly goat, can't you?"
Benevolent Party—Don’t you think
fishing is cruel sport?
Angler—Cruel? Well, I should say
so. I've sat here three days and not had 1
a bite; been nearly eaten up by gnats ■
and stung by two wasps, lost my pock- ]
etknife in the > Ivor and the sun hoe :
taken all the skin oft' the back of my I
neck.
IS F
HumJvflSE
“HAIR THAT GIVES FATHER TIME
THE LAUGH”
fFe are just about as old as we LOOK
People judge us, by the way we LOOK.
The man or woman with grey hair is be
ginning to get in the u ‘Old Timer’s Class.”
Phis Twentieth Century does NOT want
GREY hairs-it wants the energy of Youth,
the big things are being done by the
YOUNGER generation.
There's a sort of “Has Been” look
about those Grey Hairs.” There is always
one to criticise and smile scornfully.
bather Time is a stern disciplinarian.
Get the best of him. Give him the laugh, i
Do not be a Has Been. ’ It’s unnecessary. 1
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Owing to the hind wings of an earwig
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The schoolmaster of Toggenburg
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A machine combining two modern
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Daysey Mayme and Her Folks
By Frances L. Garside
IF YOU WANT REAL (.IFE—
» NUMBER of years ago, when a
ZX woman washed her hair, she
washed it on her head, and sat
around for hours with it hanging like
wet rat-tails around her face, waiting
for it to dry.
Times have changed.
There was hanging on the clothesline
at the Appleton home a round thing
which looked like half a cocoanut, five
switches, two yards of puffs and a
fringe looking somewhat like that Sit
ting Bull wore around his waist when
he had his picture taken.
This was Daysey Mayme Appleton's
hair. And while it swung in the breeze
and dried, Daysey Mayme, with a dain
ty morning cap covering her baldness,
sat in the parlor and sought to improve
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“Morton paused. The restraint lie
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crush it between his big, strong hands.
“ ‘We will away,’ he said hoarsely,
‘while yon moon hides her face behind
the friendly shelter of a cloud.’
“Maidie trembled. Did she shrink
from him? Nay, nay! It was a maid
enly fear of she knew not what that
made her slender form shake. But only
for an instant. Then she turned, and
threw herself into the strong arms held
out for her.
“ 'Away, away,’ she murmured, with
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her face hidden in the folds of hi s
rough coat, ‘to the ends of the earth
with the man who loevs me.’ ”
Daysey Mayme always feels less ro
mantic when has her hair off.
Throwing the book across the room, '
picked up a rporning paper, and read:
“The testimony given by Sarah Jones
in her suit for divorce from Sila<
Jones, as heard in the court yesterday
was both rich and racy.
‘“He called me a pie-face,’ she > un ; -
to the judge, ‘and said my kin wer*
a mess of lobsters. He hasn’t given me
more than a dollar a week to ll ve on
since 1 married him a year ago, and if
it were not for my father I’d have
starved to death.’
“ 'Yes,' in answer to a question from
the judge, ’our marriage was an elope
ment. I thought I loved him, but no
one can love a squirrel-faced tight
wad pirate like him very long.’ ’’
Daysey Mayme finished the account
and threw down the paper with a sigh
of regret because there was no more to
read.
"Ah,” she said, gathering her hair
wash off the line, "if you want REAL
life, read the divorce stories in the
newspapers,
“'Pie-face,’ musingly; ‘mess of ]oh
sters,’ ah, there’s Life in that!"
DISILLUSIONMENT.
She —You told me before we were
married that yoy were well off.
He—So I was then, but I didn’t know
it!