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BROADWAY JONES
Based on George M. Cohan's Play Aok Running in A civ York
A Thrilling Story of “The Great White written -n tlx ir ull r*-1 surface ihr
Way.” meaning >f the words of .Josie And when
he had stood in the kitehen before them
By BERTRAND BABCOCK. ? had done the sanr But the., told
Him absolutely nothing After a time h«
TOD Al S INS 1 ALTATENT. ’••■came aware that .Thumb was j... »king
If Broadway had cooked and ’ ffered his ,
Say. sonnv, .Jackson asked quickly,
own heart to his guests and to one we (1 „ wit]l things?"
guest in joarticular -he couldn't have been COOKING THE CHOPS.
any more particular as tn the season- “Why, conk them. r<mrse,' said
ing or its reception by the litth company Donnie.
. .it. . . . "Certainly," responded Broadwus. “But
than he was tonight as to what was ,
how .
served, how, and when. Tho onl> help lie Jimmie scratched his dark little head
had in the service was that given by <ne i lln b < hops were entirely out of the fru
ef the small boys from th<- plant whom g- 1 exjH.ricnce of bl> parents and of him
Bob had used at th< “Grand hold as p-el,*
a sort of valet for himself and Broadway. j “I Hdnk we had sone- on« si. hr said.
At Broadway’s announcement <»t the) when I was a kid, and that uw mother
dinner to Bob, the latter had enthuslas- hoped » m.“
lically volunteered to help in its prepara “N* mid Broudwav “I m sure they
tlon. He and Broadway would show the ar* Erolled."
Spotswoods what they uld do in the .Jackson had Ugh i. >.» mailt gooo
way of simple living and the preparation cigars not to know l.< w to make a proper
of a good meal. Bob would even have lire. and, starting the kitchen range had
Clara help. But the moment he and <’Lira het-n on< of tin ta.-k< < ; .lini|in> . • m
were in Janes Manor, forgotten was that fault could b< found with their fire
and all similar promises So Jackson Broadway raked aside n bed of live coals
and little Jitnn ie struggled in the kitch- and then placing some «»f tie chop in a
on as best thv\ could, Mrs. Spotswood « ollander. set it over th< fire. He did
had cheerfully offered to help, but .lack- not km w enough about the art as prac
son wouldn't permit that, ami the judg< lived in the lobster palaces to turn them,
he rejecteu on the ground that hr was ami they began cooking merrilx on one
Hot . bachelor side
TOO MANY EMOTIONS. * ' Hut soon the heat melted the 'older
Hut while he tried to t ook with Bob whh-li held the fin utensil together, ami
and iTara hanging over the old piano, thick clouds of smok< arose. These
em« .ons too com pie n for his own . nalysis penetrated o the upper parts of .lonet
surged through him So that was one set Manor.
of emotions being developed in th* old Without doing mote than cough at tin
borne this night. smoke, which Bnwlwtp thought probably
Bob ami < lai a had another set. Bui ;i ne«' ss;tr\ part ol <-ooking, Jackson
their* were ample. Ihe course started tb< preparation of tin rest of til,-
truc love s.M-med, in their case, to nie- t dinner. Th I.- was far more simph- and he
vth no obstacle. Their emotions wet*e could not go vorc far astray. Th< vegr
v.r’ imple.and so hardly interesting b» tables ami salad gave link trouble, too,
**’' • ther than themselves er tin judge f „ r h<> ha<l often ~|,s , .r v. .( | his g; fj a <ls in
and his wife.. That happj cntlph were the lobster palmes. He had even noted
in ’- ill another frame of heart that was | op the many occasions when he dined on
ex« • euingiy simph . tow. , Broadwax that vegetables came to the
The? wen jo\o U s at tin growing feci- tHbJe l>e el.-d. So he had only to slip them
Jhg between Clara and Walla. < and not pe.-kd, heavily it is true, into some of the
entirely unhapp? over the strange emo- , nan . p<t(s , ind |IUU . in lh(l cnu| . lnnUH
tional state that seemed to their hecnl? Jones kitchen, .aiding water at the «ug
ebservant es to exist betw i. Josie and gestion of JJmmie, to whom • thi-s part of
Jackson. Their kn-wb-dge, or their sus {j H , process was perm, th dear
pi< ions, com ernig the two . unie entirely FROM JOSIE.
from the face ami < on.ii.. -of Jackson. -q don t he|j ( , v , a gIMKI ~o ok llr) kes all
From JosieT ai • or manner they could mis stimlut c laimed Jm kson after a
learn nothing. particularlx vicious tit of coughing, as he
The srirl w:>s rather quiet, answering opened i> window.
absently, if at all. and sr’inM to have Ills tone was perfectly serious, but io
effaced herself almost eonifdftelj. The Ids surprise, it was answered will, a
usual vigorous personal quality’ of this burst ol the most charming laughter
young woman, which formerly’w otikl have Hromlway had ever known. Josie was at
lilled the room to overflowing, was not the door, her face almost divine, it seemed
gone entirely. So. after a time, the .judge to th. smitten Hroadwaj-, is her laughter
and his wife, watching the tlwdgllng Clara rippled off.
•boutt he slitter from the parental nest. But site did not remain there long. With
ceased to think of erobserve Josie a gayety of manner Broadway had nevet
SAMMY IS CAREFUL. so-n In the girl before she fairly dan
The last, ami perhaps least, person of | over the floor to the smoking tin utensil,
this set. with varying emotions, was In a nmtnent she had struck it into a sink
ftanimy. the Judge's fat son, who sat in with a skillful blow of a poker
the corner fingering Ids banjo and longini) “I m afraid that you only sat at Ute In
to begin He wanted to take the center ble in the window,Broadway,” she laughed
of the stage, but as the dinner had not out.
been served, he feared any parental pun The pictures of the many times he bad
Ishment which might deprive him of hi- aettuMly sat as faraway from the kltehet
dinner, howet er dubious the prospect of tn the restaurants Im bad fremiented . re
getting anything tit to eat with Broadway ated In his mind by the girl's words were
in the kitchen might hr. speedily blotted out by his eonselousnesy
While his guests chattered or thought of the great that vast, dear fact that
of their various concerns, as their dis- she had called him 'Broadway.”
positions might be. Broadway, alone with His knees bent until he almost seemed
Jimmie in the great tire-bricked witchen, to be kneeling while he drew the big white
Which had ministered to the wants of apron he bad thought fully purchased from
many generations of the Jones family, was the butcher in the village about him
m agony. He had bought a vast qttan- JOSIE GIVES ORDERS,
tity of lamb chops.feeling that tn these ....
little red slabs lay a symbolic meaning. 1111,1 your orders.” he
Josie had talked so strangely of chops “ a,d ently. "I 11 take orders from you
that he had eagerly bought all that the 1 ' ,ts < 1,1 HB' Josie.
three butcher simps of Jonesville could hen sl ™'Rhtened up, proud of hav
spar. from their small stock.- liven in ng ,|are ' l -'«>• -losle But she did
the shop, he had < \aminW~ hen He n ",‘. 1,1 have noticed it
had turned them over umi over in his Jou II . ertainly take orders front me
'tands as though he expected to find " " Ml,e heKi "> «nd stopped.
"Broadway call me Broadway,” eag
(.r|, Jackson.
NO REASON
"**-*■* 1 ’ you get this dinner as It should be got.”
•‘XVhy ?” again dared Jackson.
I7'/A I) lAiAI IDT ,listant snllle appeared on the lips of
WUDI "I really am very fond of the judge,
you know,” she said carelessly. "You
know he iiad dyspepsia fearfully last win-
As to the Merits of Cardui „, d Ml
the Woman’s Tonic, In KJ— S.SJ’,
I he dinner was got In an orderly course
View of Such nf,er ,lia '
The girl worked seemingly without es-
Evidence. I'Tt and Broadway soon, under her frien 1-
l? spoil, hud b>st the little daring he had
- summoned. <Gradually his mind passed to
a consideration of the tasks she hud set
Tecumseh, Okla. —In a letter from f,,r so in the end he almost
♦IO I M. . V’H v rr fame to believe that he himself had done
tin- town, M’s. TJJsha Epperson q
says: “I do believe that if it hadn’t -Dtst befpre the meal now really dainty
„ carrieii country fashion up into
been for ( ardui, the woman’s tonic, J the dining room. Josie’s spirits again
wouldn’t have been Jiving today. ■’ Ul< ’ l a Midden flight Into an
upper level. She cast one glance at
“T am so glad that I began taking Brouuua? that made that youth drop the
Cardui when I did. Before 1 began us- l ' l '' ttcr ‘ le 1,1 1111,1 ,l:ir < toward her.
’ust as lie. reached her he came to be
ing it, I wa? in bad health and suf li< \e that her look had T»eon one of fear
- , - u . . . . , merd\ . Indeed, with one hand she
sered cons.derable pain In head, shoul- her.
ders. back, side, limbs and lower part "Oh. did you see it? 1 >■> you see it?”
she cxclaime.l
of ray body. Broadway forgot his purpose and his
“Cardui helped me more than any- ' " 1,11 *’ eal apprehension for Iter, lie
turned quickly.
thing I ever did take, and lam In bet- "What is it : Where is it?" he asked.
ter health since taking ft than I have 1 he ghost ..f old l oni Jones, tiie Tory.”
flashed back the girl, and was gone above
been in four (<) years. stairs.
"I shall never be without Cardui, th*
PART VI.
woman's tonic. In my home, and will
always recotnmend it to other ladles.” THE CHOPS ARE EATEN.
. . . . The memory of that meal will prob-
< an you doubt the merit of Cardui ably some day live in the annals of the
after reading the above letter? This ' ■ I, ' IICS family, of Jonesville Conn." While
1 that may not have hapepned as yet, it
Is only .one of many that we receive certainly remained a distinct rceoilec
each year. Such testimony, from ear- 1,1 " ll ' !Tlill,ls ~f 1111 "ho ate It. liven
Sammy, absorbed in eating and longing
nest women, surely proves the great o.r the time to <orn< when he could en
value of this tonic medicine for the ' ! " 1111 1,151 banjo, felt
.that there yvas something unusual In the
ailments peculiar to their s- x j atmosphere
t 'ardui acts on the weak, ned wom- ‘ b * "". a ’ bPKa " " ,th tho vliat,pr Ullrl
, ~ . , , spirits of Clara and Wallace spreading
anly organs. It helps to refresh the | their infhtc-nc.. ovet the Jittlc group. But
worn-out nerves ani is the ideal med- '" 1 I'rogrc red Josie, as Broadway would
| leine for young and old ' ' " ‘he
g. at.i. neid it for the balance of the
As a tonic for women it has brought ' HI " ' r
remarkable results. X ’ ver 1 ,he J u,l ß p nor Mrs. Spotts-
I'rood seen the usually demure, sedate
As a remedy for women s ill, its ' 11,11 ""n nin such wild spirits ..nd a
I friends say it has no equal !‘"' , n ' l,leil ut times upon
*K • * i . i o«t n<. i • >TI.
N. B.: Write to: Ladies ■ . ’ ater sh< would serun sunk in
; Chattan > >g’< . .• • gloom, but (his would cis-
Tenn for Special Instruction., ?; ...
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A Conqueror
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX.
stepped all over me,” is the
couipluinl a man mukes of th"
girl to whom he Was devoted
for a good many months. Then he signs
the wail. "College < 'onqueror! ”
Evidently he went through college
conquering every lesson, every obsta
cle, and . nine out with living colors.
Then he mot a girl. He loved her
He told her so. He "was excessively
constant and devoted." and in return
for such devotion she “stepped all over
him! ”
Truly a man who has earned the
right to sign liim-elf "College Con
queror” deserves n better fate. It is
plain the girl didn't appreciate what it
meant for a conqueror of big build
ings with long lessons in them to bow
in the dust befofe her feet.
it is obvious that she failed to ap
preciate the honor that was done her.
It is apparent that she didn't deserve
such homage from one so high, for lie
says she was "insulting, deceitful, rude,
tyrannical, ili-natured and impossible.”
All this, in addition to a very pro
nounced habit of stepping high, com
ing down heavily, and paying no heed
to what her feet came down on.
The strange, the almost unbelievable
part of the letter is that after denounc
ing her in such terms, the young man
asks: "Am 1 perfectly ju-titied in giv
ing her up?"
< >n first thought, the answer to such a
question would be, “Yes, and give her
up immediately 1"
But would that be the best for the
young man? And. as he wrote.the let
ter. it is with ills interests 1 am most
Concerned.
He is a "College Conqueror.” Per
haps in ' conquering college he ignored
every course that included lessons in
humility. Perhaps he needs that very
thing. So many of us do.
1 do not know if this girl who is de
scribed in .such ungallant terms lias a
teaelier's certificate, or not. Perhaps
not. But that doesn't matter. One
does not need a teacher’s certificate to
give others lessons in humility.
She has shown herself qualified to be
such an instructor. She stepped all over
him, and he stiys lie still loves her, and
wants to know if he should give her up.
She may d< serve all the unkind tilings
lie lias said I hope she does i|ot. But
at least she dcseives credit for tills:
Site saw a man Vito was proud of him
self, and instead of bowing before Ills
sin inc, she put him on itis knees in the
dust and then stepped ail over him!
I'nder the i ireuntstances, I believe
his question is useless. He wants to
know it' lie shall give her up. Docs any
one think she would have hint?
She surely won't have him if she
reads tills letter and learns that after
tceusing her of poss ‘ssing every unde
sirable t’.ait of eliarte‘ter. he adds,
worm-like, that he “loves” her.
. If ho loved her he wouldn’t think
tin sc things; he wouldn't believe them:
he wouldn't say them.
He would regard her as the perfection
of all womankind. He would be Hie
last to accuse her; the first to resent it
if others made such charges against
her.
I charge further that in so strenu
ously belittling her lie gives me the
right to claim he is not a manly man.
She may be the sinner li< charges, but
at leu~t he is not a saint in saying such
things about a girl to whom he has been
"exo ssively devoted” many months,
and wliotn. lie says, he loves.
, My dear College ('onqueror. either
deei(i< to take tin course <>f snubbing
she pics, ribes and be patient and loyal
I whi • taking it. or p.n t Hom her lie
i ' V el’!
' I>oi l li. I 111 J nil ■iu \ e while .-U Ing
iim •u .e J!|ip. tn bt".cl; vntnC
Up-to-Date Jokes
"Can't you stop to dinner?"
"Not this evening: I'm afraid.”
"Needn’t be afraid; we've got a new
cook.”
She (pouting)—Before we were mar
ried you often used to catch me in your
arms.
He Yes; and now I catch you in. my
pockets.
Tattle Elmer —Papa, what is polite
ness? ,
Professor Broadhead —Politeness, my
son. is the art of not letting other
people know what you really think of
them.
“What's the difference between a fori
and a fortress?”
"Well,” said tile woman-hater. “I
should think the only difference would
| be that the latter is the harder ty si
lence."
Little Boy—Mamma, what's my book
about'.'
Mamma—lt Is called “The Sleeping
Beauty," and is about a girl who slept,
and slept, and slept, and nobody could
wake her.
Little Hoy—Was she a servant girl?
The Young Man—Yes; I kissed her
when she wasn't expecting anything of
the kind.
The Elderly Man—A young man. a
young woman, and nobody about, and
the younp woman not expecting to be
kissed. H’m! Ha! Rubbish!
She (who has offered to hear little
Jones’ part in the coining theatricals)—
Now. what's your cue. Mr. Jones?
Jones (puzzled)—My cue?
She—Yes; what they say just before
.you come on. you know'.’
Jones—Oh, t see! They always say,
“Come on, you silly goat, can't you?”
Benevolent Party Dou't you think
fishing is cruel sport?
Angier Cruel? Well, I should say
so. I've sat here three days and not had
a bite; been nearly eaten up by gnats
and stung by two wasps, lost my pock
etknife in tiie river and the sun has
taken all tiie skin off the back of my
neck.
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“HAIR THAT GIVES FATHER TIME
THE LAUGH”
Hi are just about as old as we LOOK
People judge us, by the way we LOOK.
The man or woman with grey hair is be
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This Twentieth Century does NOT want
GRE\ hairs-it wants the energy of Youth.
The big things are being done by the
YOUNGER generation.
There’s a sort of “Has Been” look
about those “Grey Hairs.” There is always
one to criticise and smile scornfully.
Father Time is a stern disciplinarian.
Get the best of him. Give him the laugh.
Do not be a ’ Has Been.’ It’s unnecessary.
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Among poor people there are more
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Owing to the hind wings of an earwig
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A total of $120,000,000 per annum is
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During the past fourteen years the
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The schoolmaster of Toggenburg
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the organist, a fireman, a watchmaker,
and a farmer. And in his spare time,
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A machine combining two modern
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typist, but have not sufficient work to
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morning, choosing their own hours, and
dictate their correspondence to the
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their work straight from the telephone
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Daysey Mayme and Her Folks
Bv Frances L. Garside
IF YOU WANT REAL LIFE—
m NUMBER ot years tigo. when a
L washed it on her head, and sat
(round for hours with it hanging like
vet rat-tails mound her face, waiting
or it to dry.
Times have changed.
There was hanging on tile clothesline
it the Appleton home a round thing
vhich looked like half a cocoanut, fijc
• witches, two yards of puffs and a
'ringv looking somewhat like that Sit
ing Bull wore around his waist when
ie had his picture taken.
This was Daysey Maynie Appleton's
lair. And while it swung in the breeze
md dried, Daysey Mayme, with a dain
y morning cap covering her baldness,
sat in the parlor and sought to improve
ler mind by reading.
“Morton paused. The re.-iraint ne
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'orehead stand out like whipcords. He
•aught Maidie’s lily white hand in his
md held it lightly, though tempted to
:rush it between his big, strong hands.
' 'We will away.' he said hoarsely,
while yon moon hides her face behind
he friendly shelter of a cloud.
“Mi’.idie trembled. Did sue shrink
Torn him? Nay. nay! Il was a niaid
mly fear of she knew not what that
nade her slender form shake. But. only
'or an instant. Then she turned, and
brew herself into the strong arms held
>ut for her.
“'Away, away.' she murmured, with
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her face hidden in the folds of his
rough coat, ‘to tlie ends of the earth
with the man who loevs me.’”
Daysey Mayme always feels less ro
mantic when '■‘m has her hair off.
Throwing the book across the room, she
picked up a morning paper, and read:
■ The testimony given by Sarah Jones
in her suit for divorce from Silas
Jones, as heard in the court yesterday,
was both rich and racy.
■■ qi. called me a pie-face,’ she said
to the judge, ’and said my kin were
a mess of lobsters-. He hasn't given me
more than a dollar a week to live on
since 1 married him a year ago. and if
it were not for my father I’d have
starved to death,’
Yes,' in answer to a question from
the judge, 'our marriage was an elope
ment. I thought I loved him. but no
one can love a squirrel-faced tight
wad pirate like him very long.’”
Daysey Mayme finished the account
and threw down the paper with a sigh
of regret because there was no more to
read.
"Ah." she said, gathering' her hair
wash off the line, "if you want REAL
life, read the divorce stories in the
newspapers,
*• ‘Pie-face,’ musingly; ‘mess of lob
sters,' ah, there's Life in that!”
DISILLUSIONMENT,
Sh< —You told me before we were
married that you were well off.
He -So I was then, but I didn't know
it!