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The Impatience
of Love
By BEATPICE FAIRFAX.
A YOUNG man who signs htinsel
Eddie write!# that he Ml in lev
with a girl of a station a littl
lower than his own. and that because <
the interference of his sisters a quarrt
followed, and now the girl lie loves t
‘‘such distraction the nine, taint? i
driving him mm!" efus< s to sn-ak t
him.
One of the tragedies of lov • Su
ing is more serious at the time than
lovers’ quarrel, and there i- little in Ilf
that leaves a deeper pang tor futur
memory
“There is no sweetness in nteu
quarrels that compensates the sting.'
“What shall I do?" writes Eo'die.
am awaiting your ansv.a as a star-,-.-,
man waits for food."
You who have passed that p< riod o
life which might I'.- defined as the "hap
py time of delusion" will ■ ’ urn iha
Eddie exagg. rates hi.- condition, lion
ever, there is proof in history and lie
tion. In poetry and prose, tiiat In
doesn’t exaggerate his feelings one jot
A starving man doesn't wait lor foot
in greater agon?- of ap|>rehension am
distress.
This is lite difference: A statwinj
man will make every effort to get foot!
A man in love, stupid blunderer tha
he is, will sit back and lament. Am
more times than ar< told some <>tln
man runs away with the girl lie love:
because of his lackadaisical attitude.
My advice to Eddie is that he forge
thi .e is sui it a thing as a difference it
stations in life. It is a foolish distine.
tif.n recognized only by the narrow
minded. If the girl loves him and h<
loves her. and they are both honest am
■ in< in their low, tin recognition o
s nil a bas to their, happiness denotes:
petty mind.
tin to her with your heart in you:
hand. If sho rejects your offering, g<
again and again. You write that lh<
girl itas told you she loves you. Keel
that consoling little confession befori
your eyes if she refus s you twin
soy en times.
Refusals may be humiliating, but th<
humiliation is good for you. Every mat
is made a better man if the woman whi
loxes him administers an occasion.-)
treatment.
Perhaps you hax, shown het yot
thought your station in life above hers
If that is the ease, I hope she will re
fuse you often enough to convince yot
that she is on a plane so much hlghei
than you it will take humbleness am
devotion on your part all your life t<
make her forget it.
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TODAY S INSTALLMENT
CHAPTER VII.
The Course ot Lambert’s Love Anything
But Smooth.
\eross the meadows and through Bev
erley wood, Harry Anson, The Whip's
Jockey, followed his sister. The manner
of the girl was furtive and occasionally
she look* (I back as though she suspected
she was being followed.
At such times Harry, in the dusk of the
evening, took advantage of whatever
cover there was. So Myrtle, without being
more than half--conscious of another's
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very little sugar and arc always easily
kept and ready for making into apple
butter.
To make overshoes last, never place
them ne ir a lire while damp, as the
beat will crack and contract them. If
they are cut, mend them with a piece
of thin rubber on the inside with a lit
tle glue used for bicycle tires. When
they begin to look old ami rusty, they
ma? be restored to the original black
by applying a little vaseline or sweet
oil with a flannel cloth. Always keep
them in a cool, dry place, and when
traveling, in a cloth bag lined with gum
tissue or wrapped in a piece ot thin
rubber.
A box tilled with small squares of
Sandpaper Is a great labor-saver in a
kitchen. When eggs stick to cups,
macaroni to the baking dish; when
vegetables or meat burn on the kettle,
when Hour and water dries on tht
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method and with a great saving of time
and labor.
ۥ s The Manicure Lady
By Williarn /•. Kirk
z z 5 AR< IE," said tin Manicure
( -j- Lads , "do you know something
I think that brother Wilfred is
going to be a bug for fair. I always
defended him when the old Rent called
him a loon, but now I know that I
showed kind of bad judgment Thu old
gent was right.”
"What’s the matter with brother
now I .’” asked the Head Barber.
“Oil, he brought home a poetry book
last night,” replied the Manicure’Lady,
"it was wrote by a gent named 'Whit
man —Mister Walt Whitman. Wilfred
says that it is the grandest poetry that
he ever read, but 1 can’t see it with a |
spyglass. There is a lot of lines in
it tliat I can’t understand, and as long
as 1 can understand everything Mister
Shakespeare ever wrote. I think 1 will
stick to him. Ho never had nobody
semtehlng their heads much, and this
Whitman feller la all the time making
me say. ’Am I crazy, or him?’ Listen
to this of his, George. Get this:
■ I hear a little brown bird singing in
the swamp:"
I look up at the stars, 1 see the moon;
I iu>k about iny soul.
Sing on. little brown bird, sing on.
bashful and tender.’
"I ain’t sure If I have got the words
Just right, George, but it was something
like that, anyhow. Do you think that is
regular poetry?”
"It don’t rhyme very good.” said the
Head Barber, judicially. "Poetry ought
to begin every line with a capital lot
to and end every lino with some kind
of a rhyme, kiddo some kind of a
rhyme. There is a awful lot of poems
that s hard to understand, but that cne
n ■ WXE li
presence, finally arrived in the Italian
garden that stretched and sloped away
from F'aleonhurst to the south. Now, he
thought, he would find out to whom Myr
tle had been giving news of the racers
in the Beverley stables. But in his haste
t<> enter the garden, too, and conceal him
self, he stumbled over a small rosebush,
whose small branches had needed trim
ming by the gardener.
With a shudder Myrtle turned and saw
him But, nevertheless, with the strategy
of a woman, she at once put him on the
defensive.
“Harry, what are you doing here?’’ she
demanded.
Harry explained that Lord Beverley had
sent for him, as he had. But In turn he
asked:
Accuses His Sister.
“What are you doing here? I’ve seen
you come slinking along this many a time.
Some one's been talking. Things have
gotten out about the horses. Who talks?"
“I don’t know,’’ said Myrtle, sullenly.
"I do," returned Hany. “A girl. Who
for? Some one who’s made a fool of her.
But I'll tln<l the blackguard out, and when
I <lo"
On his way to the library, where he had
an engagement with Tx>rd Beverley, Torn
[.anibcrt, the trainer, came into the gar
den at this moment, and the furious
sense «»f Harry at once jumped to the
same conclusion which had been troubling
Mrs. Beamish. Instantly the boy walked
up to the portly but sturdy elder man and
shook his fist under Lambert’s nose.
“I’ll stand no wrong not with my sis
ter,’’ he blustered.
“Young idiot," returned Lambert, sav
agely aware that the work! seemed in
conspiracy with Mrs. Beamish.
“Perhaps," exclaimed Harry; “but I'm
not a blackguard."
Mrs. Beamish came slowlj toward the
castle and then stopped abruptly as she
heard their heated words.
“For tuppence I’d put my stick around
you." shouted the furious rais
ing his cane.
“I've found the stable mouse, Mr. Lam
belt.-' went on Harry, rage blinding his
eyes ami judgment alike. “Some one
tells Myrtle stable secrets for her to send
outside. And why does she do it? Won’t
a girl do anything for a man when he’s
fooled her, got her under his thumb?"
Lambert could stand nothing more, and
he seized the boy bj’ the shoulder, shak
ing him savagely while he raised his stick
for chastisement.
Quickly Mrs. Beamish interposed, re
leased Harry ami walked between them
much as a referee might have done in
the prize ring
“If you’d only heard what he said,’’
panted Lambert, ready to take advantage
of the slightest opening between the two
men that Mrs. Beamish might leave.
“I did,” she returned in her dry tone of
you just spieled to me has all the oth
ers lashed to the mast. I never heard
such truck. Why couldn’t this fellow
Whitman have wrote something like
this otic that 1 am going to spring on
y on?
’’ I had a dear companion.
But she’s not with me now.
The lily of the valley
Is waving o’er her brow.
Ami so 1 am sad and lonely
And w < eplng till the day
l-’or dark eyed laughing little Nell
Os Narragansett Bay.’”
"I think that is kind of good poetry,
| George," admitted the Manicure Lady.
"but give me this one every time:
" 'Two drummers sat at dinner in a
grand hotel one day.
V\ bile dining they was chatting in a
friendly sort of way.
And when a pretty waitress brought
them a tray of food
They looked at ’ her familiarly. In a
manner somewhat rude.
At first she did not notice them, or
ghe them the least reply
Till one remark was made that brought
the teardrops to her eye.
Then facing her tormentors. her cheeks
now burning red.
She looked a perfect picture as ap
pealingly she said:
CHORI'S.
"My mother was a lady ’"
"You ain’t going to tell me that is
real poetry," Interrupted the Head Bar
ber.
"It’s better than the one you was
singing about Narragansett Bay!” de
clared the Manicure Lady. "But they’
ar< both *umc poems ain’t they.
George?"
suspicion. “He has my sympathy."
The fight left the spirit of Lambert at
once. This woman whom he loved was
forever suspecting him groundlessly.
“You think I’d go courting a girl that
age?" he said mournfully to his elderly
flame.
Mrs. Beamish smiled bitterly.
*’! certainly hoped you knew letter at
your age," she snapped.
Then, with an abrupt resumption of
that dignity which became her so well,
she sent Myrtle back to the Anson cot
tage and Harry to see Lord Beverley.
"And when you get back to the stable,"
Up-to-Date Jokes
Gertie—-I wish you to know that I
don’t stand on trifles.
Helen (glancing at her feet) —No.
dear; I see you don’t.
Freddie —It's always in damp places
that mushrooms grow, isn’t it, papa?
Papa—Yes, my boy.
Freddie—ls that the reason they look
like umbrellas?
Insurance Examiner— And what did
you saj- your grandmother died of?
Feminine Risk—-I can’t just remem
ber: but I’m sure it wasn’t anything
serious.
"Algy, dear,” she murmured, “I should
be happy if I could walk through lite
hand in hand with you; but— ’’
"But what, dearest?’
"But 1 should b® happier if 1 could
ride.” H t
-
Professor of Chemi st r? - —-if anything
should go wrong in t|iis experiment we
and the laboratory with us might be
blown sky-high! COme closer, gentle
men. so that you may be better able
to follow me.
Pendennis: “Who is the meanest man'
you know?”
Warington: “Old Closelist. Whenever
there is a crowd at the railway book
ing office, he always gets on the out
side, so as to be the last to part with
his money."
“There is no occasion for you to
envy me,” said the prosperous person.
"I have as many troubles as you."
"I s'opse ye have, mister," admitted
Dismal Dawson; “but the difficulty with
me is that I ain't got anything else.”
“Adolphus, dear," said she, tenderly
pushing him from her, as the moon
light flooded the bay window where
they were standing. "I think you had
better tr?- some other hair producer—
your upper lip tastes like turpentine.”
The old soldier was again giving th*
youngster accounts of the wonders he
had experienced, especial!?’ in the way
of climate. Said he:
“I remember when we were in FX’-
zardum we used to toast our bread
the sun, and”
Youngster (interrupting)—"Yes, I
know; and you were supplied with
corckscrews to draw your breath!”
A coster and his bride stood before
the rector of the “red church” in Beth
nal Green, London, mutually plighting
their troth in marriage.
The bride hesitated to repeat the
phrase “and obey.”
“You must say it.” said the clergy
man.
After a moment’s pause, the coster
intervened; “Go on, guv’nor! I can
make ’er!"
Tin Baboo English of India is usual
l? commercial, but recent!?’ a Baboo
law? er offered a fine example in the
defense of a woman client.
"M? learned friend, with mere wind
from a t apot, thinks to browbeat me
from my legs,” lie asset ted. "I only
seek.” he continued, earnestly, "to
plade m? bone of contention clearly in
?our honor’s eye."
"I hear you have got a new baby.
Wiggins,” said the ’squire to his gar
dener. “What are you going to call
him? Not some high-flown name that
will make him ridiculous in after life. I
hope"”
“Oh. no. sir," replied Wiggins ’lf
it's nut a liberty, sir, we thought of
calling him plain Jame*—after you,
Ijimbert could not resist calling after
Harry, “you knoy* what’s waiting for
you."
Mrs. Beamish Predicts.
"Coward!" sputtered Mrs. Beamish,
when the?’ were once more alone.
"Cat!” retorted the outraged trainer.
“Only a woman would believe a lot of
gossip like that.”
“I've seen you talking to the girl." re
turned Mrs. Beamish coldly and haugh
tily.
“There was something wrong with the
boy,” explained Lambert.
“Now we know what it is," came from
her.
"Well, I will be—" began Lambert.
"You certainly will be if you don't re
form at once,” she said tartly, as she
gathered her skirts carefully about her,
read?’ to leave him with all the scorn at
the command of fluttering petticoats.
“And you’ll get Into all sorts of difficul
ties. If you don't look sharp you’ll find
yourself the central figure in a big breach
of promise suit. And she’ll get big dam
ages— Serve you right—you old fool!”
And then she was gone, leaving Lambert
assassinating several rare shrubs with his
cane.
CHAPTER VIII.
What Was Planned In the Italian Garden.
Alone in the Italian garden were Mrs.
D'Aquila and Captain Greville Sartoris.
There was a certain kinship of spirit
between the two. Sartoris was cool and
incisive—so was the woman. Sartoris had
not hesitated at much to gain his small
sporting ends; neither would she. He was
now on the point of anything criminal
that would advance his pocketbook; so
would she be. Added to this, they had
known one another intimately in London
in a certain society in which Mrs.
D’Aquila was now at home, and which
Sartoris sought occasionally.
They had heard the verdict of the con
sultation of surgeons and physicians as it
was presented to them by Sir Andrew
Beck.
An operation would do no good. Bran
caster might die that night or he might,
begin to mend. Once his recovery’ began
—ls begin it did—it would be very’ rapid.
Much of the Immediate past would be as
nothing to him. Probably he would not
remember anything about his accident.
“An' injury’ to the brain such as he has
received,” Sir Andrew had said, “often
knocks a bit out of the memory.”
And now Mrs. D'Aquila sat thinking
over his words, as she had just come
from the chamber of Brancaster, while
Sartoris, equally- thoughtful, smoked his
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strong and perpetual cigarettes at her
side. Finally the woman raised her eyes,
broodingly, to his thoughtful face, as they
sat together on a stone bench.
“Greville,” she said, somberly, “1 have
lost my chance.”
He started.
“Brancaster's Widow?”
“Eh, Nora, what's that?” he asked.
”1 have lost my chance—of becoming
—a first-class widow," she said, in dead
ly calm tones.
“IVhose?”
"Brancaster's.”
"Rats.”
“Fact."
“He’d really’ have married you?”
"He would.”
"Rubbish—l beg your pardon."
"Certainly,” went on the woman. “You
don’t understand Brancaster. He’s a ’pre’
something or other. That’s where I come
in. I'm long and I’m lank—he calls it
esthetic. I dye my hair puce—he calls it
Titian and Burne-Jones. I can pant and
whisper at the piano under a pink lamp
shade, with the soft pedals down, while
I look Unutterable y earnings into space.
I can babble second-hand philosophy—
French philosophy—in the moonlight. He
draws and he paint, and, like most men,
he is chivalrous: like most gentlemen, he
is generous. He thinks I have been mis
understood and harshly judged. I'm cer
tain that if some day’ I got him in the
right mood, in tears and a teagown, with
my hair down and a landanum bottle on
the mantelpiece, you know—why, one day
it was as near as this.”
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Advice to the
Lovelorn
By BEATRICE FAIRFAX
HAVE MORE FAITH.
Dear Miss Fairfax:
I knvyv a nice young man. 1 lil !e
him very' much. He acted very nice
to me and always made me ’think
he liked me. Some time ago he left
the city, and has been writing m
me. The other night I met one of
ins old chums, who told me that I e
was corresponding with several
other girls. PEARL.
He is not engaged to you, and has
right to correspond with other glr
though such inclination does not do hi
credit.
But you do not know that he doe
Don’t believe every michievou* repo
you hear. If you do, you will find yon
self friendless.
WRITE AGAIN.
Dear Miss Fairfax:
I am 17 years of age, and on my
vacation last year I met a girl whe
lives in the city, whom I liked vet ?
much. When I was going away
she gave me her address and asked
me to write to her. tvhich I did, and
received an answer. Then I wrote
another letter to her and received
no answer. Kindly advise me
whether I should write to her again
G. L. L.
Write again, certainly. Perhaps yo
letter to her miscarried, or you miss
her reply. But if you receive no rer
to this third letter, take the hint h
silence gives, and write no more.
HAVE A LITTLE FAITH.
Dear Miss Fairfax:
I am 25 years old and in love with
a young man of the same age. H.
has declared his love for me, and 1
love him very dearly, hut I’m not
free to marry just now. He savs
he will wait until I am free to mar
ry, as he feels that he can not live
without me, but I know he has
other women friends on whom h>
calls. 11'11011 I tell him of these
women he will say: “Well, it’s al:
for fun. I love just you."
JENNIE.
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