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1 r I 1 i A nrp r'T Advice to the Lovelorn By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. YOU ARE. ' r\EAR MISS FAIRFAX: 1 ' 1 am deeply in love with a | „ rl 1 6 years of age. I am four v pars her senior. She seems to iurn my love and rare for me • v much. Do you think vve are ,i voung to bo married7 IONATZ. You are too young to know what )V ,. is. Wait four years, and, if wis- onl eomes vith these years, you will ; i think you are tot- young. CERTAINLY NOT. | \ ; A It MISS FAIRFAX; l ' r am nineteen. I speak to a l every day and I would like to , ,, company with her. What shall ■ U her? Is it improper for me to •ol< companionship with her if she v two months my senior? C. C. he difference in your ages is too :ht to consider. You need not her to keep company with you. lake her to an entertainment occa- lonally; he thoughtful and gallant, and first thing you know you will he keping company without having made ich a request. HE IS SELFISH. rvKAU MISS FAIRFAX: t ^ For a year and half I have been eeping company with a young man of thirty years. I am twenty two. He says he loves me more than any- ihing in the world, and I believe | ie does, but he says that married life would not suit him. and that he | never intends to marry. Ho said he would never get tired of me. “April” Copyright, 1913 by American-Journal- Kxaminer. By Nell Brinkley hut that he just thought married life would not suit him. One time ho told me that he pitied a wife thut had to stay at home, while her husband was at the club, and | he says a man will promise a worn- an anything until he gets her then they usually went back to the old habits. This man loves me. I know, just as much us 1 do him. but his friends always advise him to stay single c)h. what does he mean? lie knows that I am a nice girl, and I know lie would never try to take any liberties, but why does he love me. when he says he never intends marry? LONELY. He wants all the joy of a woman's live, and none of the obligations that attend. He is enjoying himself while wasting your time. Perhaps if he learns that some other man loves you in a less selfish way he may change his mind. GET BETTER ACQUAINTED. 0 FAR MISS FAIRFAX: 1 am deeply in love with a young girl who lives opposite me and f think she loves me. but can not come to the* conclusion to ask her if she loves me. Sometimes we sit by the windows and talk to each other, but she does not wait to talk much to me. How can 1 find out if she loves me? LESTER 1. You must get better acquainted ahd give her more time. If she loves you after a mere window acquaintance her love isn’t well founded. Pay her every attention a girl likes to receive and be both constant and consistent. § # The Manicure Lady # # By WILLIAM F. KIRK. J-T’S all baeball now. ain’t it George?” said the Manicure Lady. ‘Tve been dreading it all linter, the Spring opening of the |ns They tell me that Billy Smith going to win the pennant, that hattanooga won't finish in first divi- pn, that Ty Cobb won’t land a con et this season and a lot of stuff that. Every customer 1 have had the last two days, George, has |me In here on purpose to spill a of that baseball talk into my un- Jlling ears. I have often thought J wouldn’t be a bad idea to have a |rd faced parson put my hand in line's else and say them bbssed lords which can make two souls beat |c grocer as easy as on \ but on level, George, If 1 had a chance | marry a millionaire and found that was a baseball bug, I would give m the gate.” bat’s What Wilfred Said. Well,” said the Head Barber. "1 ver seen many ball games and don’t |l<e no interest in them. 1 had a fother once that came near getting the big league, and a cousin that fitted against Rube Waddell in a urn- out West and made three hits him, but none of the rest of our inilv ever took any notion to the /out. It's all right for the great |; is of the game to make their live fifteen thousand a Summer, but ■ woods is full of fellows that wear Informs and play their heads off to ni a \\ oodehopper's salary.” "That's what Brother Wilfred was | in . tlic other night.” said th [ani'-iM i Lady. "Wilfred has got all < j r the baseball fever since the time had his mind made up that h-' is going to be a member of the lackers. Some friend of his Intro- lced him to Smith. and when ■other asked if here was a chance sign. Smith told him to report at | nee DeLeon in one week. The poor P> was that flustered that he luldn’t sleep nights nor do anything ptimes except to go out and limber his arm, as he called it, playing Itch with anybody that came along. |c was so sure, George, that he was Jing to Join the Trackers that he (rote a poem about the man he 1 ght was going to b< his next katswfm. , Try Anti- Kamnia Tablet• and be convinced that all pain—headaches from any cause, excessive brain fag, indigestion, grippe, coryza, over-indul gence—neuralgia, rheumatism, gout, etc., yield quickly to these wonderful pain relievers. Not stimulant*, de• pressant s or habit formers. Ask Your Druggist for "'mmb Any Quantity or 10c and 25c Packages boss. I always remember that poem, it was so fierce. This is how it went: ‘ Bill Smith, thou great and noble leader, The baseball world looks up to thee. And almost any careful reader From the lowest to the highest degree .Must know when reading the sporting page The wonderful chieftain that thou art; Thou art an athlete and a sage: I worship thee with all my heart.’ ” i,: “Th it was fierce, wasn't it?” said the Head Barber. “I guess that kind of tripe wouldn’t go very far with a man like Billy Smith.” “That’s what poor Wilfred found out.’’ said the Manicure Lady. “The morning that he reported at Ponce DeLeon Smith told him to go and put on a uniform- for morning practice. That’s where Wilfred made another mistake of his life—the kind that he is all the time making. Other fel lows make little mistakes once in a while for a change., but every mistake "Wilfred makes it is the mistake of his life, to hear him tell it. Instead of putting on his uniform right away and getting out to practice with the other boys, he had to go and show that piece of cheese he called a poem. Smith read it through, so Wilfred told us, "and then told him that he didn’t need to mind putting on the uniform. He told poor Brother that he had boneheads enough on his team as it was, without signing any poet, and he said that the best he could do would be to give Wilfred the posi tion of assistant bat boy. That’s how Wilfred came to lose his interest in baseball.’’ The Summer Silliness. "It’s funny how many people kind of lose their minds in summertime,” said the Head Barber. “If it isn't baseball it is golf. There were three fellows in here this morning—the r nly three that have been in my chair. Two of them were baseball bugs, and the other couldn’t talk about anything except the new links near his country home on the Ma rietta road. He had a stack of clubs with him that looked almost as big as a cord of wood, and when he got out of the chair he showed me a dozen new golf halls he had just bought. While he was showing them to me and telling how much they had cost him. hf> oozed out of the door kind of dreamy without handing me no tip at all. 1 guess there is even more golf cranks than baseba 1 cranks.” ”1 don't think so," said the Mani cure Lady. "I’ll bet you a cigar, George, against an ice cream soda, that the next fellow that comes in here will start right in beefing about baseball.” "And I’ll bet." said the Head Bar ber. "that he starts in gabbing about golf." The door opened and a fiashi.y dressed young chap came in and made for the Head Barber's chair. “Fine weather, this, for outdoor sports,” remarked the Head Barber, evidently anxious to bring things to a head. “It is that," replied the stranger. “Gee. won't it be great when we get racing again?” Suffering Humanity Finds that relief must be found for the ills which may come any day, —else suffering is prolonged and there is danger that graver trouble will follow. Most serious sicknesses start in disor ders of the organs of digestion and elimination. Thebestcor- reetive and preventive, in such cases, is acknowledged to be EECHAM’S pills ** This standard home remedy tones the stomach, stimu lates the sluggish liver, regulates the inactive bowels. Taken whenever there is need, Beecham’s Pills will spare you hours of suffering and so improve your general health and strength that you can better resist disease. Tested by time, Beecham’s Pills have proved safe, certain, prompt, convenient and that they Always Lead to Better Health Sold everywhere. In boxes 10c.. 25c. The directions with each box should be read by everyone,—especially by women. yf % (f <?' IS' y : w To An Expectant Mother By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX V S Msssmam & 1 -v » hii expectant mother: You tell me another child la com ing; and that you are worried and full of trouble and anxiety; and sorry for yourself. It does not seem to enter your mind that you are forming the nature of your child by your moods; and that you have an obligation resting upon you to use will power, self control, prayer and faith while- this helpless being Is carried under your heart. You are building something which will means good or evil for the world for time and enternity. A » You are bringing into existence a HUMAN BEING. Such a colossal thought ought to take such a complete •possession of Yo\t ‘that; nothing petty, nothing. gloomy-, noth ing selfish, nothing less than greatness and glory could enter your rninfl Other Incarnations. That child now under your heart has lived many times before on earth. It will come witii many impulses and ten- tenctes brought over from old incarna tions; and many others from ancestors of your own and the ancestors of the father. BUT GREATER THAN ALL THESE IMPULSES AND TENDENCIES is THE MIND OF THE MOTHER TO MOULD AND SHAPE THAT CHILD INTO WHAT IT WILL BE If you realize how wonderful is the work given to do, and how far reach ing will be the results of how you do it, a great awe, will fall upon you, with a great exaltation. You will fail on your knees and lift your face to tfii Invisible Helpers, and cry out: “Creator, God and all Holy Angels and Intelligences in the; worlds and systems of worlds about and be yond me. help me to he worthy of this mighty-* mission of Motherhood with whi I nvested. endowed. Thrill me. stir mo. Vnlfghten me, witii wis dom; give pie light and guidance; and show me the way to give to the workl a perfect child.” This prayer will be from the depths of your being; and It will he repeated every day. and you will fall asleep at night with the words on .your lips. Avoid Everything Ugly. Then you will guard yourself from ail evil thinking or speaking, from gloomy or depressing thoughts; be cause you will know that one who so respects the mission entrusted to her. and who so believes in her great re sponsibility will be guarded and helped over all the hard places by the Divine Uitdhs. who are ever about us. You will avoid looking at the ugly, the deformed or the repulsive things of earth. You will read no tales of crime and allow no one to talk such things to you, because you will not want to pass on to your unborn child anything but the beautiful, healthful and inspiring tilings of life. You will read good books, books or biographies of noble lives, books of brave and noble needs; and you will listen to good music, and go into churches arid galleries and see beautiful pictures; on walk in woods ami fields and look at beautiful nature. And always will there be the prayer and the faith in your heart that brings he Invisible Helpers near. You will believe that a Great Soul Is coming to earth through you, a soul that will be helpful, and happy, and that will bring the best joy into your own life that it has ever known. And with all your heart and mind and mental and spiritual powers you will love this baby, and you will be brave and courageous and know that all must be well with you and it. For of such s the Kingdom of Heaven. 'A?, ( y\t& ? "'tT*' 1 Daysey Mayme and Her Folks By FRANCES L GARSIDE. rmwtrti)ms .jMiuwenninniihiunr tttiiiihi 3Jkutn"inii -mm: ML 31 mrliJ 2 JL...* W HEN it comes to ltfve affairs, the modern girl’s heart is an in cubator, compared with which the old-fashioned girl’s heart was a \ hen. Which means that the capacity of the I modern girl s heart is unlimited. I Daysey Mayme AppJeton ha9 always | made it a point to use the scraps of, .j her funeral-baked meats for an ap petizer for the succeeding love feast. With one swipe of her powder rag she wipes out the traces of tears shed for a departing love, and touches up her nose to attract a new. No widower returning from a brand new grave; in 1 the cemetery ever, wasted less time. Such ehergetic measures are not with out the)r results,- and before her fami ly had recovered from her last ^rpken engagement, she was engaged anew Her lover, who lived in a distant town, had proposed by letter. It would take time to reply It would be at least eighteen hours before he could get her answer. “He might in that long time. " mused Daysey Mayme. “change his mind." Such a risk was too great to contem plate. She would telegraph. Ten minutes later she was in the nearest telegraph office, facing a youth who looked as importnat as if he were, the United States Government. “How many words,” she asked him. “can t senrf for twenty-five cents?” He told her ten. ami she retired to a Up-to-Date Jokes A FRIL comes down'the step** of the world, with ti^r-etutpeau •V v • tilted over one tender blue eve. ("'One eve must be iii hid- ft ing,” says insolent Paree.) ,,Hev gown is fearfully and wonder fully clutched up here ahd there. ; At every step the cloth, about her feet: gasps silkilv ami draws back from four oi* five inches of » i. v * gossamer stocking. The buckles on her insteps twinkle and mock like a pair of wicked eyes. With her come the clouds of Spring birds from tile South: soft, cream-puff clouds and fruit-tree blos soms. Beside her way lusty Pan pipes away a thrilling, honey sweet chanson. And the baby lamb lounges at his woolly, youth ful ease! April comes down the steps of the world! A RAMBLE WITH EULOGIA A Love Story of the Old Spanish Misssons By GERTRUDE ATHERTON TODAY’S INSTALLMENT. Dona Pomposa was running toward them, and while she struggled for her lost breath, Eulogla repeated ^he pro posal of the American, twanging her guitar the while. The old lady took but one moment to make up her min<^.. "The American.” ♦he said rapidly In. Spanish. “Garflas is rich now, but in a few yearn the Amerl- A WHOLE FAMILY MEAL FOR 5c. A 5c package of Faust Spa ghetti will make a whole meal for a family of five. And it will be a real meal—nutritious, tasty and satisfying. A 5c package of Faust Spa- j gheti contains as much nutrition as 2 lbs. of beef. It is a glutinous food—gluten is the food content that makes bone, muscle and flesh. You have no idea how- many different ways Faust Spaghetti can be served to make fine, tempting meals—wpite for free recipe book. Sold-in .>c and 10c packages—serve it often. ( MAUL BROS St Louis, Mo. can will have everything. Garflas will be poor.; this Tnan will be rich Marry the American.” and she beamed upon Rogers. Eulogfa shrugged her shoulders, and turned to her practical wooer. “M> mother say she like you the beet.” “Then I may look upon that little transaction as settled?” “Si, if you like It.” “Which art thou going to marry, Eulogla?” asked one of the girls that night as they rode down the mountain. “Neither.” said Eulogia, serenely. E ULOGIA had Just passed through an animated interview with her mother “Thou wicked little coquette,” cried Dona Pomposa, her voice all worn out. “Thou darest repeat to me that thou wilt not marry the Senor Rogers?” WonTi Marry Rogers "I will not It was amusing to be engaged to him for a time, but now I am tired You can give him what ex cuse you like, but tell him to go.” “And the clothes. I have made- the chestB of linen with the beautiful desh- ladoe that nearly put out Aunt Anas tacia’s eyes! The new silk gown, the magnificent bed-spread with the lace as deep as my hand!” “They will keep until 1 do get married. Besides, 1 need some new clothes." “Dost thou, indeed, thou little brat! Thou shalt not put on a smock or a gown in that chest if thou goest naked. But thou shalt marry him. I say" 'So'." 1 Oh, thou ice-coated little devil!” Even Dona Pomposa’s stomach was trembling with rage, and her fingers were jumping “Whom, then wilt thou marry? Garflas'.’” "No." “Thou wilt be an old maid Like your aunt Anastacia?” “Perhaps.” “O—h—! Who Is this?” A stranger in traveling serape and riding boots had dashed up to the house and flung himself from his horse. “A your service, senora At your service! I come from the Senor Don Thomas Garflas. Word has reached him that the Senorita Eulogla is about to marry an American. 1 humbly ask you to tell me if this he true or not. I have been told in town that the wed ding is set for the day after to-mor row “Ask her”’ cried Dona Pomposa tragically. "Senorita. at your feet.” "You can tell your friend that 1 have no more intention of marrying the American than T have.of marrying him.” “Senorita! He expected to return and marry you next week.” “We expect many things in this world which we do not get " “But t a thousand apologies for my presumption, senorita why did you not write and tell him so?” "I never write letters “But you could have sent word by some friend traveling to San Francisco, senorita.” ’ tie would find ii out in good time. Why hurry?" v “Ay, senorita, well are you named Dona Coquetta You are famous even to San Francisco. I will return to my poor friend. At your service, senora. At your service, senorita,” and he bowed himself out and galloped away. Dona Pomposa threw herself into her chair and wept “I had thought to see her married to a thrifty American. What have I done to be punished with so heartless a child? And the Americans have all the money. The little 1 have will go too. We shall be left silting in the street. And we might have a wooden house In San Francisco and go to a theater Why dost thou not soften the heart of the. wicked” Eulogia slipped out of the window and went into ihe mission garden She walked slowly through the olive groves, lifting her arms to part the branches where the little purple spheres lay in their sliver nests. Suddenly she came face to face with Pablo Tgnestrla. Two days later she stood with Charles Rogers before the priest in the mission. THE END. <<t RECKON,” said the first farmer. 1 “that I gel up earlier than any body in ttyR neighborhood. I am always up before 3 o’clock in the morning. The second farmer said he was always up before that and had part of his work done The first farmer thought he was a liar, and decided to And out. A few mornings later he got up at '1 o clock and went to the neighbor's houne. He rap ped on the back door and the woman of the house opened it. “Where is your husband?” asked the farmer, expecting to find the neighbor ' n - He was around here early in the morning.' answered the vvjfe, but 1 don't know where he is now For the third time in the week he had beer, given fried bacon for his din ner when he returned from work, conse quently lie was not In a very good humor. During the meal his loving •mouse chanced to remark. 1 “There's a cock crowed three times on our doorstep this mornlB , -lames. That’s a sign there’s a stranger comm . I wonder whb it cun be. ••Well " replied James, gazing glum ly at his Plate. “I wouldn’t be surprised if it was th’ butcher.’ “Dawkins is hotter dressed than any ni “Yaas; he deserves great credit for his ^“Wen/h© Rets it from his tailor ” •omp< I table to “Yes, at once.” Just ten! reply, till i struck her. little and should get lo other me die. “You hav come to me.” But the word "Yes” looked smaller and less secure than ever, and telegraph companies are so careless. She tried It at the eiul ol the message and realized that Its peril was still greater. Dayffey Alayme is a resourceful girl. her pencil and writing e her answer, m proud to say it. Come She was delighted with her sudden harrowing thought That word "Yes,” was so unobstrusive. Suppose it off? She would write sage and put it in the mid- made me very happy. Yes,. Afte The Only Way. Mrs. Jones—How dreadful of Dr. Smith to marry his cook! Mrs. Right—I don’t know prob ably she had threatened to leave. 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