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By Cliff Sterrett Pa Is Balked of His R Tee J hee! I that Aiu'-r • j MB WGTCdTTi THEY'if WO USt Wfi/Tiw’ FE-R PtoLLV, ^heT £oUUA $Leep T'MIWWIE'S “ToMuSHT! Mx) 60 in'li*£Kt.'OiuaA / am'call ~ruis ^ mr WJtc«ti To j 1 '-the Phowf /w' I'll Slam mim K AS WE CbMES out! cjreaI 6uus\ <=>AL, 1 Go7 TvrY A idi 1 Just- W4it Till TheV 6W Home, th4S4ll; Just vMrrHr^ Mf? ljI/T-icoTt /Aiwt in Twist, UNCLE. €AM. HIM AW RXLVfe W/ek/7 To The 1 Th/S HEJ2E WAS Mu7aiu' But A Lil Scheme R*l "lb Keep you* p OUT 74 “The: 7 R4RLOP.! am 1 mp m<-rccrrrr Took. toa' midwiGHT ELVtR To CMlC4£oj Today's Complete Short Story (L \ said,” began the girl who likes to talk, “that Bob wan gentle as a kitten and so af fectionate that in contrast a pair of love birds were petrified images of heartlessness. She said many other things, too, over the telephone about the bull terrier that in a misguided moment they purchased some time ago, but that was because she was trying to make me think I was crazy to have him while she and her hus band went to Panama. “I was to pass a few days with her and get acquainted with the paragon of dogs. Amy said that she always felt perfectly safe with Bob in the apartment, because he would chew up»^ any burglar who apj>eaied. On tho way over I ^rew rather worried, won dering whether Bob was clever enough to distinguish between a call er who was a burglar and a caller who wasn’t. Then I recalled Bob’s gentleness and took heart. 4 “When the front door was opened I thought the end had come. Some- * thing huge and white fell across the hall table, and, stepping all over mo, attempted to climb on my shoulder and perch there. I screamed faintly and wondered if the Prsteur treat ment hurt much. Then I was con scious of Amy’s voice. Very Affectionate. “‘He’s so affectionate!’ said Amy in a proud voice. ‘I never knew him to take such an instant liking to any one before! He realizes that you love dogs, I am sure!' “ Tm crazy about them!’ I assumed her as I intrenched myself behind two chairs and a davenport. ‘However. I don’t care for those aerial effects my self! Can’t he keep his feet on the ground?’ “Amy lookfd hurt and said she should have thought that I would ap preciate a dumb animal’s fondness for me. She was interrupted by Bob’s giving an exhibition of his dumbness when he saw' the postman out of the window. Dashing at the glass at tho speed of 60 miles an hour, he let out a roar that shook the apartment. Then he turned and wagged his tail and twinkled his eyes. I think these dogs greatly enjoy life. It must be fine to feel that you can make the whole, universe bow to the ground and climb' trees if you wriggle your chin or flop, an ear. “I unpacked my suitcase neatly, and then when I went to dress for dinner I found that Bob had eaten the heels off my evening slippers. “ ‘It’s the funniest thing!’ Amy said.-/ enthusiastically, when I wailed out the trouble. ‘That dog always has had the most insane fondness for shoo heels! We couldn’t have a decent shoe in the house when we first got him. He is so intelligent!’ “When Bob was taken out of doors it was with as many precautions as though he were a man-eating tiger. For my part I would as soon sally forth with the jungle b'-ast as with that animal. He had a harness on of battleship leather—well, they have battleship linoleum. anyhow—alld snapped to that \v«s a leash with a loop to go over your wrist, and then you had a whip. “Hung On and Slid.’’ “I felt just as though the band was going to . lay as I entered the saw- By Tom McNamara Just an Incident in Shrimp Flynn’s Career Kefiatereil fJnit«I State* Patent Offl<«e <Y \ ' GEE, HERD'S cAbltBEAK'S KID STEP) r 4 r.+ Tt-V. ,f . /t Li AlHW UAl/C ’ SKINNY SHAMER’S GOSH I'M HAVIN' HARD lUck.1 STARFISH GIANTS lose! SCORE 7<?-To- i<» ‘hinkys* mum 14 TO 1 WE DON’T LIKE To KNOCK SO EARLN in the season, but our. duty as FIRST CLASS BASEBALL EXPERTS FORCES US TO 6NE TO THE WORLD OUR OPINION OF THE '01 ANTS' - AI0PE ON) SECOND THOUGHT WE CHANGED OUR MINDS WE MIGHT SET PINCHED STANDING OF THE CLUB* 600617 DEPARTMENT shaker’s SISTER. IF I CAN ONLY MAkt FRIENDS WITH ~ LA U, LAAAA * a EAGlfBBAK ftOES AND ^DlTS TEAM AND NOW, flprv ~~r~ J J I HER SHE MIGHT J . 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