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VHAT Do TOO P1EAN 'HELL|D-DlKl!|Nl-'» , EU-- I '•all-we 1.u'. how r Man -..hr.ano if l There ajrS jonR^g ^LAAT-S --CP.VJE ARQOND TP TI«L FRONT fX>LP PLL let TCUSE IT • TrommiTuLTnqtfr vatltoY horrors:' on l — A»to W "WHAT Td6 ARE RON N A Satt -'•CAO'k? in-in-A hofjrv heluo- boys POT .DOWN TOUR THiNCS AND COHF. (T OPS'TAIR'Si fj WELL - Flow ARE TC,? Oo Too PLAT GRICyLsT THAT'S, SOKE v — FRICNQC^OF mine - I'LL LtT trek ]'n j ^EEYDCNE ~N antthiisa to 1 HALE the old 1 DAVS BACK- Tms •SoctET-T Docs NEti ne <OAT ■ & IP htl> 1: SZt: •r' 1 aking Care of Bob Today’s Complete Short Story. ii \ * MY said *” be « an tlie Sirl who /A likr.s to talk, "that Bob was gentle as a kitten and so af fectionate that in contrast a pair of love birds were petrified images of heartlessness. She said many other things, 100, over the telephone about the bull terrier that in a misguided moment they purchased some time ago, but that was because she was trying to make me think I was crazy to have him while she and her hus band went to Panama. "I was to pass a few days with her and get acquainted with the paragon of dogs. Amy said that she always felt perfectly safe with'Bob in the apartment, because he would chew up any burglar who appeared. On the way over I grew rather worried, won dering whether Rob was clever enough to distinguish between a call er who was a burglar and a caller who wasn’t. Then I recalled Bob’s gentleness and took heart. "When the front door was opened I thought the end had come. Some thing huge and white fell across the' hall table, and, stepping all over me, attempted to climb on my shoulder and perch there. I screamed faintly • and wondered if the Pasteur treat ment hurt much. Then I was con- j scious of Amy’s voice. Very Affectionate. " ‘He’s so affectionate!’ said Amy in 1 a proud voice. ‘I never knew him to take such an instant liking to any ; one before! He realizes that you love • clogs, I am sure!’ I “ Tm crazy about them!’ I assured her as I intrenched myself behind two 1 chairs and a davenport. ‘However. 1 don’t care for those aerial effects my self! Can’t he keep his feet on the ground?’ “Amy looked hurt and said she ; should have thought that I would ap preciate a dumb animal’s fondness for me. She was interrupted by Bob s giving an exhibition of his dumbness when he saw the postman out of the window. Dashing at the glass at the : speed of 60 miles an hour, he let out a roar that shook the apartment. Then he turned and wagged his tail and twinkled his eyes. I think these dogs greatly enjoy life. It must be fine t| feel that you can make the whole ! universe bow to the ground and climb trees if you wriggle your chin or flop ! an ear. "I unpacked my suitcase neatly, and j then when I went to dress for dinner I found that Bob had eaten the heels I off my evening slippers. " ‘It’s the funniest thing!’ Amy said, j enthusiastically, when I wailed out the trouble. 'That dog always has i had the most insane fondness for shoe heels! We couldn’t have a decent shoe in the house when we first got him. He is so intelligent!’ “When Bob was taken out of doors it was with as many precautions as though he were a man-eating tiger. For my part I would as soon sally forth with the jungle beast as with j that animal. He had a harness on of j battleship leather—well, they have battleship linoleum. anyhow—and snapped to that w«s a leash with a loop to go over your wrist, and then you had a whip. “Rung On and Slid.” I felt just ae though the band wcls going to . lay as I entered the saw dust ring when I took Bob outdoors j that day. He shot up the street in stantly, and as it was slippery I hung on and slid, shriekini at him to stop. I Pretending it was a game, that dia bolical animal merely tore on, whisk ing me around a corner into a per ambulator. My impression is that I leaped the perambulator, but maybe I crawled under—anyhow, I was a half block ahead before the nurse had picked herself up from the grounds, aifd Bob was so impetuous that I couldn’t return to inquire, “It might have-been all right if he hadn’t seen a cat. Amy said after ward reproachfully that I shouldn’t have allowed him to see a cat. How ever, she did not say whether I should have run in front of Bob and held my hands over his eyes or chloro formed him till the cat had strolled by. If I had fancied up to now that Bob had been hastening I was mis taken. He had been dawdling, but when he saw that cat he turned on full speed. “All that I remember is hurtling through 1 • air, hanging to the leash for dear life, for Amy had cautioned me that I had the safety of the pub lic in my hands, and so I did not dare let go. Bob spread himself low over the ground and just ate up the dis tance. We chased that cat down the street, then through an alley and then whizzed up the steps of a big house just as the front door opened and a. perfectly lovely man emerged attired for an afternoon wedding or a tea- flght. “I let Bob go then, because I fell over the top step. He Was Sympathetic, “The tea-fight man, after rising from where he had been tossed by Bob, picked me up. There were aw ful sounds of riot from inside the house, where Bob had treed the cat on a mantel. It really was an un usual situation. “ ‘He is such an intelligent dog,’ I stuttered ‘And so affectionate.’ “The tea-fight Man actually grinned. 'I own“d a terrier once my self!’ he confided, understanding^-. “Just then Bob dashed out and climbed into my lap with his muddy paws, just as though he was not something slightly less than a young hippopotamus. Laying his huge head on my shoulder, he sighed contented ly, as though he had had a very pleasant afternoon, indeed. “Oh, yes, I’m going to take him while Amy is away. I think a little excitement will do me good."