Atlanta Georgian. (Atlanta, Ga.) 1912-1939, May 10, 1913, Image 8
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A Bachelor’s Diary
BEAUTY SECRETS OF BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
Effic Shannon l ells Why Twenty -five Years of Work. Has Only Made Her Younger
By MAX.
AliCH 25.—1
Btantly this
evening with the w
station last night
Spenrjer'n evident Infatuation; of the way
in which he monopolized her, ami the
possessive manner in which he took her
- to the train, though I had hoped to have
that privilege; of Salty Spencer's only
half-concealed distress. and of the wld
oar’s triumphant look when she left us.
She ta an unscrupulous woman. So
•many women who are fascinating are.
and ahe holds a grudge against Mrs.
spencer because of the efforts Sally
made last winter to prevent me from
~ marrying.
All this made me uneasy, and know
ing Jack to be weak, just as T am weak
* and Just aa all men are weak. I felt an
apprehension that was almost womanish.
1 was not surprised during the morn
ing to get a telephone message from
Mrs. Spencer to come, over for a little
"plain talk,'' she said, and it was with
^a decided feeling of relief that T as
sented
;; He Walked In.
With the privilege granted an old
^t’frlend I did not atop to knock when I
reached Mrs. Spencer’s door, but walked
*+ in unannounced, making my way to a
’ certain little sunny sitting room where,
she always spent her mornings making
up her household accounts, sewing,
writing letters and engaged in similar
... little tasks which take up so much of
a methodical woman’s time, and which
we men neither can comprehend nor ap-
-A^preclate
She had been engaged In running a
'* rtbbon through some dainty lace-trim
med garment, but it had fallen un-
TiuJioticed to the floor beside her. and wdth
-'her hands lying Idly on her lap she was
- gazing intently through the window
I stepped behind her ami looked over
her head to see what so engrossed her.
„V.The window commanded a view of my
^ back lawn and the picture at which she
gazed was so pretty T did not wonder
at her absorption. Richards had placed
m little table on the lawn, and Manette
was giving a dinner party, with Sarah
**' Uae Hartman. four dolls, the brown
‘ eyed pun and two kittens as her guests
• *. The dolls were sitting bolt upright in
their chairs with faces so lacking in
expression that they looked like real
society ladies; the two kittens on one
side, not so well bred, ware lapping
cream from tiny saucers on the table,
and the pup. on the opposite side, was
harking so fiercely it became necessary
for Manette to i>ause while feeding a
“'-"doll on her lap to pacify him by stlek-
mg a cake In his mouth. His anger
st the kittens, plainly because of their
ill-breeding. could not be choked off by
* rake, and we looked and he gave one
hound across tbc table, the kittens fled
without asking to he excused. and
sought shelter tip the nearest tree with
’the pup at their heels.
I am proud of Manette for many
h*thing*, and one Is that she seldom cries,
With her tea table upset and her tea
party broken up. site did not give a
t howl llks most babies, but dropped the
doll baby and ran after the pup. Tomp-
’ kins caught him before he had caught
** the kittens and restored him to Ma-
nette’s arms, who punished him by put
ting him to bed In a doll buggy. There
* - he lay. with his head on a pillow, his
,,-T.brown eyes making a plea for pardon
and his pink tongue hanging out
She Weeps
•’Does life ofTer any greater pleasure
than that?" I said to Mrs Spencer
' when she had turned around and found
me there. Then 1 noticed that her eyes
were tilled with tears.
•’Max," she said, drawing up a chair
for me. that.” looking to where Ma
-^nette was tying a doll bonnet on the
- pup’s head, preparatory to taking him
for a ride. ‘Ms all there is in life worth
while. The love men and women have
for each other Is only a means to hap
piness. and that is never attained unless
•' there Is a child
** "Your home, though you are a bach
elor, is happier than mine because of
, .ihe presence of a. child. I tell you. Max.
you don't know how well off you are."
•’But,” T argued, feeling that in some
indefinable way l was put on tho de-
’ fensive. "there are lonesome moments
even when there Is a child. I am a man
grown with all a man’s longing for the
ship of his is»ere. and baby
not satisfy me. I get down
anette's size every hour in the day,
when evening comes and ahe has
gone to bod 1 lung for the companion-
dp of one who talks my own lan
guage. And,” growing more emphatic
because of the look of disapproval In her
eyes. ”lt is a longing that the society
of men doesn't satisfy, ami good and
patient as you and Jack are with me.
totting me come over here every oven-
• ing to forget my loneliness, it is a crav
ing that even tho companionship of two
such good friends can't gratify. Oh,
Sally, you are a woman, and a woman
never understands!"
A Suggestion.
"No,” ahe said sadly, "a woman never
understands. And a man never under
stands either, and here we are. tied to
gether for life, and neither understand
ing the other. It is a wonder we are as
happy as we are You have no wife to
‘understand’ you,” a little sarcastically,
"and I have a husband who doesn’t
understand’ me, but you have a child,
and are better off than I.”
"If you feel that way about it, why
don’t you adopt one? There’s Sarah
Rae, for instance I have an idea her
parents would be glad to give her
away.’*
She paid no heed to what 1 had said,
but gazed out of the window with her
mind so far away that her eyes took
no note of the efforts Sarah Rae was
making to hold the pup in the doll
buggy while Manette dragged it back
and forth on the garden path.
She turned toward me very suddenly.
' V^liat jh Mrs. Brown s addrews?”
"But why 1 stammered.
"I Intend lo ask her here to spend a
week," she replied.
"Hally,” J said, “you are mad %1f Jack
is Infatuated with the widow, why do
you want to make his infatuation worse?
She Is gone He will never see her
again, and why, for the Lord's sake,
give him a chance to play with fire by
having her here?"
"You nay a woman never under
stands You are wrong. It Is your sex
that Is stupid " ,
“But—” I begat) Then I decided it
was no use There is never any use of
arguing with a woman, so I pulled a
notebook out of my pocket, copied Hrs.
Brown's mktress on a card I found on
the table, and handed it to her without
a word.
"By the way." as if she had almost
forgotten It; "Margaret Hill Is com
ing also.” *
Margaret Hill! The girl I asked to he
my wife, hut who refused me when she
learned there was a breach of promise
suit pending against me. The good lit
tle Puritan, who was so good she was
too good' I am sure my face showed
my surprise
A Bitter Cry.
"I tried to tell you st the station
last night. she continued, "but you
were so absorbed in the coming of the
widow you refused to hear me."
"Max,” abruptly changing the subject,
"is a man’s love ever won for all time?
1 won Jack Spencer's love vfhen I was a
girl twenty years ago, and 1 have been
engaged In trying to keep it won ever
since T sometimes wonder" a little
bitterly "if the love of a husband is
worth the struggle a woman must make
to hold it. It is fight, fight, fight, all
the time a fight to retain my personal
charms, a tight to keep him Interested,
a fight to forget myself In satisfying
everv longing he may have, physical,
mental or spiritual; a tight to give him
just so much of myself that he will never
know satiety and will always want more,
a fight to keen him from the clutches
of tfiat Other Woman, always standing
like a threatening phantom in tho hack
ground, and then, when I have his love,
what do I possess? Something about as
lasting as a soap bubble, and never
wonli the price!"
"Look here, Sally Spencer." T said in
real alarm, for this was so unlike her.
"you arc getting morbid, and 1 won't
stand for It Pome with me." draw
Ing her from her chair, and leading her
to the door.
Five minutes later we were highly
honored guests a: the table of Sarah
Rae. who was hostess this time, each
holding a kitten and a doll as a special
mark of honor.
But is that so. Diary, what she said
about the love of man?
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By LILLIAN LAUFFERTY
T IE ‘' Everybody* Doing It” of to
day U—trying to look young. Pow
der, pencil, patches, paint—art and
artifice -these are the method* most, of
us accept; and these method* are all
wrong; they "gild the surface” and
scarcely deceive the most tasiral ob
server.
But there is a way to he ho young
and charming in spirit that the years
creep on as friends, rather than ene
mies. There Is a secret of eternal
youth—and Effie Shannon knows It.
After a quarter of a century on the
stage, Effie Shannon stands before ur,
slender, vibrant with life, magnetic and
lovely, with the beauty of a clean-cut
cameo, DEDICATE, DAINTY EFFIE
SHANNON HAS BEEN A WORKER
FOR TWENTY-FIVE YEARS. Think <*f
that, you little girls who fret lest your
days of toil cheat you of youth and
make you old before you have crossed
life's threshold!
As the curtain falls on the evening-
hushed rose garden In "Years of Dis
cretion" at the Belaseo Theater, Mis*
Shannon Is happily echoing her lover-
husband's, "it is wonderful to he old.
IT IS WONDERFUL TO BE OLD. IF.
YOU HAVE THE INNER SPIRIT OF
ETERNAL YOUTH like Effie, of the
play, and the charming woman who
portrays her.
In the close intimacy of the dress
ing room, Miss Shannon is absolutely
fresh and untouched by time, and yet
she calmly said; "I am glad I am not
young any more. Think of all the
experience—the richness and fullness of
life that I know. Think how high
rny spirit has fed. Do you tfftnk I’d
give any of It any line on my face- r
and retrace the years, and have a
pretty mask with no background of
life and feeling'’
"Then to you true beauty Is expres
sion, Is it not?" 1 asked.
Beauty Is Expression.
"Yes; true beauty IS expression—
and to acquire beauty or to accent It,
a woman must have Imagination and
sympathy
"I never cgn sufficiently emphasize
Imagination and sympathy. Cultivate
them they are a woman's greatest
friends. They give a deeper meaning
to loveliness, and they veil plainness.
"Imagination means dreaming—seeing
deep Into life and Interpreting It. Sym- ;
pathy means being In tuwe wtth all of
It.
"And as the years pass, a woman
becomes more, arid more capable of j
them. Bo why should not a woman
who cultivates these qualities become j
lovelier with the years?”
" ‘We must cultivate our garden. ,
Do you remember that quotation? You
adem to live It.” 1 said.
Her lovely Illuminating smile lit j
Miss Shannon’s face. ”1 do remember j
—‘The Beloved Vagabond’ said it- j
and women who value their great •
gift, beauty, must cultivate the flowers
of imagination and sympathy In the
garden of mind and rfoul. And live!
Live life In fullness. • Remember you
are an individual—a separate soul and ,
learn to be your true self. Don’t you
think that will insure a beautiful ex- '
presslon -deep, tender eyes, a sweet
mouth and a happy soul to Illuminate
’he face?" asked the charming star ear
nestly.
Beware of Fat.
“I do. indeed." 1 replied "We all
must cultivate our gardens. Rut how
about uprooting the weeds fat for
instance?’*
"Fat Is a noxious weed," laughed
Vliss Shannon "Girls must never get
fat if they want to he beautiful.
People, do eftt too much in New York
In all the big cities where dinners
and teas at home or in the restaurants
are occasions. Beware of too much or
too rich food!
"I will tell you how simply I live.
Breakfast; Tea. toast and a bit os
fruit. Luncheon nothing. Not a bite
Dinner I have at five every day—anri
it is a very simple meal. After the
play 1 have a simple supper, too, if I
am hungry. One needs to see people
to keep in touch with life—to have mo
ments of gayety and absolute self-for
getfulness to be with friends. After
the play happens to he my free time.
So I go to simple little suppers and
«njoy them.
"Food is not the only practical con
sideration in connection with keeping
hin. A very Important one is;
DON’T TAKE NAPS. Those little
afternoon sleepy times are dangerously
fattening and life is too short to sleep
away. Keep busy keep doing things,
and you will grow in strength, but not
in beauty-destroying pounds.”
"Suppose all else failed to give you
the modern 'straight silhouette,"
would you wear painfully tlgnt clothes
and shoes as you do In the play In or-
’der to he young and alluring." I asked?
"NO!" said the graceful star em
phatically. "Who could he charming
with tight shoes on? TIGHT HlluKS
TORTURE YOUR MIND AS WELL
AS YOUR FEET. And ‘five, pairs of
garters* strapping you down firmly
you <ould not feel In tune with life
you would feel only pain -in this
world full of beauty you would he
conscious only of a body painfully
Htriving for fashionable contours. Ooou
corsets, shoeH that fit, suitable clothes,
they will, when properly adjusted and
selected, help you give ihe impression
of youth. Hut they are the lesser aid*.
"Youth is a matter of spirit and feel
ing, you know*. Feel young; think
young eager thoughts; love life in its
fullnesM of work and play and Joy and
sorrow
"But to be. beautiful, you must be
young in spirit-not in years. TIME
AND EXPERIENCE AND FEELING
111 r 17HI8EL A u ICE T< • vi a k E
1T REALLY REATTTTFI L; 'PHE SPIR
IT OF KNOWLEDGE MUST ILLUMI
NATE BEAUTY TO MAKE IT LOVE
LY AND PERMANENTLY ATTRAC
TIVE.
"Express your own true self always
better and better—and then it Is
’wonderful to be old’—for your spirit
will be gloriously young, and your
SPIRIT W1 L r MAKE YOU GLOW
WITH THE FIRES OF ETERNAL
YOUTH.”
And as Miss Shannons voice, vibrant
wdth imagination and sympathy, alight
with feeling, and truly expressive of
her own rare self, brought nre her mes
sage, I knew I had heard a vital
truth. Youth is deeper than powder
and paint and clothes Youth is Soul.
Miss Effie Shannon in Two Charming Poses.
“BE <
>URE TO BURN LOVE LET
By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX.
TERS”
Their Married Life
Helen, from a Box, Looks Down Upon Warren at a
Banquet at the Astor-R.itz.
By MABEL HERBERT URNER.
An Eye to Business
"Prisoner at the bar." declaimed the
learned Judge, “your offense Is of such
a nature that, If you plead guilty, 1
will let you off with a fine.”
"Pardon me." and the prisoner’s coun
sel popped suddenly up from his seat.
"Before we plcn^ guilty, It will be nec
essary for us to Know exactly bow much
the fine will be."
"But this is unprecedented, sir!" ex
claimed the Judge warmly. "You can
not bargain with the Court."
"Well, it may he a little unusual.
Your Honor." replied the lawyer, "but
1 am sure, when you learn the full cir
cumstances of the case, you will entirely
agree to my proposition You see. the
prisoner is in the possession of $60; my
fee is $60. and so we cannot afford to
plead guilty if you insist on fining him
more than $10."
D ON’T keep love letters.
Unless you are receiving them
from your own wife or husband or
your fiance, you might better keep a
box of dynamite in your kitchen or in
troduce an infernal machine into your
household than to guard a package of
love letters.
I^rt them perish in their own fires as
soon as absorbed by the ay t e and heart.
If your engagement is broken, even
though one or both swear never to mar
ry. nevertheless it is worse than folly
to keep the letter* exchanged during
the existence of tender relations.
Fate plays Buch strange pranks with
us all Your lover may some day be
President of the United States, or you*
sweetheart the wife of a great celebrity,
and unnecessary pain and annoyance en
sue from the unearthing of those old
letters by some accident.
Burn them. I say, burn theml
VERY FOOLISH.
TT is one thing to have your husband
1 or wife tell you of an early rehearsal
of Cupid's drama before you met. It is
another to encounter the love letters
written during that period—which seem
to your exacting heart more realistic
than the role you have been engaged to
play for life.
Sometime# a sensible moral being is
suddenly swept off his feet by a tidal
wave of passion
Sometimes he is safely landed on shore
by a happy (urn of the wind or by the
life-saving crew of Providence.
He hides his bruises, and no one knows
of his brief disaster— unless he carries
about with Mm the incriminating let
ter
Oh. the folly of it!
BURN THEM ALL.
IT is no easy task, however, to hum
* or destroy, a letter that 1s dear to
you. A genuine love letter breathes the
very fragrance of the writer's soul. Who
capable of understanding the grand pas
sion haf* not felt the keen sense of pleas
ure that was twin to pain at tho sight
of the beloved one's handwriting? Where
Is the man or woman so stolid or com
monplace who has not at some time
kissed the page whereon a dear hand has
rested and then hidden It near the heart
whose accelerated throbs welcomed its
approach?
And who of deep feeling and wide ex
perience has not at some time felt his
own heart scorching with the parcel of
letters he tossed upon the coala?
But human hearts have a Phoenix-like
propensity for rising from their own
ashes, strong with new life ai^l capable
of new emotions. Let there be no ac
cusing records of the old.
Let the dead bury its dead.
However it hurts, whatever ft costs,
burn your love letters.
Cleek of the Forty Faces
By T. W. HANSHAW.
Copyright by Doubleday, Page & Co.
TO-DAY’S INSTALLMENT.
”U knew her the instant 1 entered
the house: and. remembering the
Chantieler dress with its fowl’s-foot
boots. I guessed at once what those
marks would prove to be when I came
to investigate them, rihe must have
stamped on the ground with all her
might, to sink the marks in so deeply
—blit she meant to make sure of
the claws and the exaggerated scales
on the toes leaving their imprint. I
was certain we should find that dress
ami those boots among her effects:
and Mr. Narkom did. What 1 wrote
on* that pretended telegram was for
him to slip away into the house
proper and search every trunk and
cupboard for them
"What’s that? No, I don't think
they really had any idea of incrim
inating Sir Roger Droger. That
thought came into the fellow’s mind
when you stepped out and caught
him stealing away after the mur
der had been committed. No doubt
he. like you. had seen Sir Ralph
practicing for the sports, and he sim
ply made capital of it.
"The main idea wan to kill his fa
ther and to destroy the will; and. of
course, when it became apparent that
the old gentleman had died intestate.
even a discarded son must inherit.
Where he made his blunder, however,
was in his haste to practice his ven-
triloquial accomplishment to prevent
your going into the Round House and
discovering that his father was al
ready dead.
“He ought to have waited until
you spoke, so that it would appear
natural for the old men to know with
out turning who it was that had
opened the door. That is what put me
on the track of him. Until that mo
ment I hadn’t the slightest suspicion
where he was nor under what guise
he was hiding.
“Of course, T had a vague sus
picion even before I came and saw
her that ‘the cook’ was in it. Her
readiness in inventing a fictitious
gypsy with a bear’s muzzle coupled
with what Nippers had told me of the
animal marks she had pointed out,
looked a bit ftshv; but, of course, un
til 1 actually met her nothing really
tangible began to take shape in my
thoughts.
"That’s all, I think. And now good
night and good luck to you. Miss Ren
frew. The riddle is solved; and Mr.
Narkom and I must be getting back
to the wilderness and to our ground
floor beds in the hotel of the beautiful
stars! ’*
THE END.
I T was just 9;30 when Helen, in an
evening gown and long white wrap,
hurried down to a taxicab.
"The Astor-Ritz,” she ctpled to the
driver as she gathered her chiffon skirts
about her white satin slippers and
.Stepped in.
To he whirling through the streets
alone at 9:30 was for Helen a new
sensation, and always self-conscious,
■he dreaded arriving at the Astor-Ritz
unescorted.
It was the night of the annual dinner
of the International Fraternal Society.
Mr. Jennings had Invited Warren to the
dinner and had given him a box ticket
for Helen. She was supposed to ar
rive about 10, to sit in & box over-
I looking ihe banquet hall and listen to
J the speeches.
With a fluttering heart ahe left the
; cab and. ran up the awn ing-covered
steps of the Astor-Ritz. Keenly con-
i scious that she was alone, she hurried
I through the lobby to the nearest ele
vator.
At ihe entrance to the balcony of the
banquet hall the doorman took her
ticket and escorted her to one of the
boxes in which were already seated
three beautifully gowned women.
Below was the banquet hall with a
long speakers’ table at the end, and
countless smaller tables crowded so close
that the waiters could hardly pass be
tween. It was a brilliant scene—the
lights, the flower-decked tables, the
high, gilded ceiling and gleaming chan
deliers.
Helen’s first impulse as she leaned
over the red plush railing of the box
was to find Warren. But it was not
easy to locate any one in that great
crowded hail, with all the diners in
evening dress, and each with a white
carnation in his buttonhole.
Not Warren.
| Was that Warren with his back to-
! wards her at that table by the pillar?
; She leaned forward eagerly, but as she
! caught a glimpse of the man's side
I face her searching glance swept on to
other tables.
The waiters were just bringing on the
dessert—a pinkish ice in tall slender
glasses. There were many things in
the table appointments that Helen was
eager to notice, but she could not be
content until she had located Warren.
I Then suddenly she saw him at a table
near the center. Why had she not seen
! him at once? Surely no one else looked
so distinguished!
If he would only look up! But he was
talking to the man at his right. He
had promised to look for her around 10,
and it was that now, but he kept on
laughing and talking, not even glacing
towards the boxes.
The waiter had just placed before him
his frozen ice and refilled his wine glass.
Then Helen saw that every one at War
ren s table was drinking champagne.
Some of the other tables had cham
pagne, some had claret, and at a few
there were no wine glasses at all
Warren was looking up now! He was
glancing toward the boxes! He saw
Helen and waved his napkin.
Helen flushed with pride as the other
women in the box turned to look at her.
in spite of their expensive gowns and
jewels Helen felt certain that their hus
jands were not at handsome and dls
tinguished as Warren.
The waiters had now all lined up by
the door, each carrying a tray piled
nigh with small white boxes—the din
ner souvenirs. At a sign from the head
waiter, they filed in and out through the
'ables, leaving a white box beside each
plate.
Had the diners been women, they
would have instantly opened the boxes,
but the men seemed hardly to notice
them. So Helen’s curiosity was not
gratified.
The Dinner Over.
At length the dinner was over. The
waiters began carrying out the dishes
and the pink-shaded candles, most of
which had burned out. The orchestra
that had been playing in a balcony
above the boxes now stopped.
The chairman at the speakers’ table
rose and rapped for order. Helen won
dered why he was chairman
small and Insignificant with a thin voice
that did not carry. After some tedious!
remarks which no one could hear, he in-j
troduced the first speaker of the even
ing, Dr. Olony, an eminent sociologist. 1
Helen leaned forward with eager in-j
terest. The speakers were all promi-|
nent metiT and ahe felt thir addrsaes,
would be well worth hearing. But Dr.
CMony began with the usual trite pre
liminary remarks about it being "an
honor to address ao distinguished a
gathering." Then to Helen's dismay he
produced a formidable manuscript and
preceded to read it.
haired* regal-looking woman. Bhe was
undeniably beautiful. Her gown of
white lace was cut strikingly low, and
there were strands of pearls about her
throat and In her hair. Helen was not
often jealous, but somehow she felt
suddenly plain and poorly gowned be
side the striking loveliness of that
woman. *
The speaker finished now and sat
down amid much applause. He bowed
repeatedly, not seeming to realize that
the applause was only an expression of
relief that he was through. Again ths
chairman rapped for order.
This time a United States Senator
was introduced. To Helen's relief he
had no notes, his voice was deep and
booming, and he was plainly used to
> talk ing on. his feet. Bub his ranting
eloquence was just words—empty
phrases. He had nothing particular to
say and was merely "orating.”
Warren, who loathed after-dinner
speaking, and who rarely attended big
dinners because he would not be bored,
was becoming restive.
"How many more of these gixya do we
have to stand for?” drawing from hi*
pocket the dinner menu, on the back of
which were the names of the speakers.
"Suffering cats! FOUR more? Well, I
guess not! We’ll cut It and make for
home.”
“Oh, dear, we’d *>etter wait a Ilttia
longer! It’ll look rude to leave so early*
Mr. Jennings will think we didn’t en
joy It."
"Guess he's bored stiff, too. Why in
blazes don’t they .have some live talkers
instead of ringing in a lot of dead
ones?”
If the speech of the eminent sociolo
gist had been long, the Senator’s seemed
Interminable. He boomed on with high-
sounding phrases about “The Achieve
ments of the Nineteenth Century
The Splendid Stride* of Civilisation
The Advancement of Society,” and
something about “Shining Orbits in the
Sky of Future Progress Blazing in
Front of the Jeweled Crown of an Un
conquerable Race.”
Every one was becoming impatient
and restive, even the chairman had his
mallei poised as though anxious to rap
it, but still the Senator kept on shout
ing his oratorical phrases.
Missed the Souvenir.
“Gosh, that fellow loves to bear him
self talk,” growled Warren. “He's good
for another hour yet. Come ON!"
"But dear, we must wait—we can’t
leave while he’s speaking," whispered
Helen.
"Like to know why we can't? Here's
where I get out!”
"And I didn't get the souvenir—I
didn't even see what they were!" be
wailed Helen, as Warren hurried her
out through the crowded corridors of
the Astor-Ritz
"Souvenirs!" with a contemptuous
sniff. "Well I wouldn’t have stood for
any more of that duffer’s speech for a
dozen souvenirs. I'll wager he’s spout-
ng there yet."
"Voo Via W
Yes, he WAS tiresome," Helen ad
mitted, sinking back in the taxicab with
a sigh of relief. Then laughingly,
"Dear, if you ever make an after-dinner
speech, don't begin by saying you ’feel
honored to address so distinguished a
gathering. And don’t—PLEASE don’t
use a lot of fine phrases that mean
nothing."
"Huh," snorted Warren, "don't you
worry! If ever I make a public speech
I’ll have something to say, and I’ll say it
blamed quick and have gumption
enough to sit down when I'm through.”
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