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THE ATLANTA (3KUKOIAN AM) NJiWS fSATl Kl >AV, MAY in. i$f|3.
The Dingbat Family
By Herriman
Men Are So
Queer
Archibald Uses Nice Words, but Says Nothing
Oopyrifbt. 1913. Interu«t;on»l Kewt Herrkf
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A CALL!MG OF you ?
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\Tb The BARBER'
To-day’s Complete Short Story.
{{ry>OM was terribly gnnayed,”
I said the young: woman with
the fluffy hair. ‘It Is perfect -
! ly funny the way a man acts just
because he is your husband—did you
ever notice It?”
"It Is Indeed,” said the others In
chorus.
“How was I to know that sensible
business men would take me so se
riously?” pursued the fluffy young
woman. ”1 thought they were sup
posed to have discernment and sense
Tom Is always preaching about their
superiority In that respect. Tom ex
plained to me very carefully before
we went to the automobile show last
month that we couldn’t buy a car
He said he couldn't afford It, consld*
ering my hat bills and his cigars and
the notes coming due on the house we
bought last year. I am sure I had it
all perfectly dear in my mind, so. I
am positive I was not to blame.
"But did you ever notice what per-
| fectly fascinating young men they
put In charge of the exhibition oars
at an automobile show? ”
"I should say I have noticed them,”
said the brunette girl.
A Very Nice Man.
"And, anyhow, Tom had no busi
ness to run across two college friends
the minute we got Inside the show
! and pay so much attention to them
that he couldn’t pay any attention to
me! Those three would cluster to
gether over a chassis with a lot of
crazy machinery stuck on It and talk
like mad. So I simply had to do
something to kill time.”
"Of course you did!*’ agreed the
others.
"So when at the flret booth a good
looking man who saw me studying a
touring car asked me If I was inter
ested I said I was. Then he was Juet
as nice .as could be. He told me
everything about the oar and made
me get in It and explained Just how
I could run t" myself and wanted
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Mo Took That L-—
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By Cliff Sterrett
Pa Had to Embrace the Statue, After All
it! 4l accidentally.
VDOWT ToPPoSb i'M 6OH 114
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) HURRY UP
NOMUi WE
HcSoTTA MAKE-
THREE YbiPS
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TRUST A UA/.UAB1E STATUE U*E
CARRY THAT IM/GeY—-
-tspouGh THE Street,
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All KII6MTI
CbMfW^I
By Tom McNamara
Skinny Shaner Always Overdoes It
•.OUJ’DMTTOUeOYS WORRY At Alt 1U GO AMD GET EA4LE5EAKT
FOOD FOR FANS
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hcl AMD ,
MURRAY MURRAY.
HURRAY, HURRAY!
STEP SISTER AMD KEEP HER BUSY SO HE CAM PLAT WITH YOU. lb
-DIMS TO IMVJlTE HER TO ATAMAO TEA'INUHT CELLAR - JUM 60AHEAD
MOW AMD GET READY FO* YOUR GAME'. J—-'
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&V(5 SOME
CHEERS FOR
6MILY MOffTON
HURRAY!;
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A extra!
/MO 6AME OH THE HOME
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IVAS ALL M FAULT TOO,
GEE I'M SOW^GOSH IM
A AUUFDL UUOHIK VDHATeUK*
THAT IS- / a
PRINCE
9 HUT UP, THAf % FNOUGH.
NeYTO^E fellers WILL HAPTEfc CALL OFF YA GAME TO-DAY, THE LADY IN THE’ P/NK
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HURRAY, HURRAY,
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TOAf ENOUGH
ALL RlG«ro< ]
SKINNY S HAMER'S 600GLY DO>T
SHANER'S
DRAWN6 Nth 14-
LESSONS LOLLY POP
(PROM IMAOIAlATlOAlJ
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A PbOR AJAk! F/rtDS A PENNt PUIS
m ihTo hig pocket and takes
FIATS COMPLAINEO ABOUT THAT Y6U.IN’- \ TOLD YA I'D LET YOUSE
1 PLAY HEPE IF YOU'D KEEP QUIET 0UT YA DIDN’T- Ifu lEARW YEL A
S LESSON NOU». COME ON OUTER THERE, THE WHOLE KA BOODLE OF
m ye-l ye'lu HAUE TER r"'
l LET YA GAME GO TILLJ W%r\ iCSbl
V_to-morrer j r am. J J1M
60 AND START PRACTISIN’
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OUT S0METH//WG, U/HAT IS IT ?
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FROM N.C.P. HUS HERE TouM
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Mr. Jack DECIDES a Beauty Contest!
By J. Swinnerton
Copyrljrht, 1913. Iniernational Nevr* 8«n4c«.
MR EDITOR I HEAR YOUR.
HE MUST HAVE HAD
A HARROWINO
EXPERIENCE, 1»
PAPER WAS A BEauTV
CONTeST I THOUGHT „
MA-vBE TOO NEEDED V
ME AS 4UDGE 1 • /
MR JACK. 1
KNOW OF NO
ONE BeTTER.
i'll, parade
a FEW OF THE
Contestants
WHICH?.
woots ana snoes repaired neatly while
you wait.” So said a notice In the win
dow A email boy entered the shop and
dumped a pair of patent leathers on
the counter.
“Please, fahver wants ’em repaired V
he ventured timidly.
“What’s he want done to them?” In
quired the tradesman.
“Wants 'em soled and “eeie<i,” pipe*
the youngster; “also stretched.” . T
“Stretched as well—eh? And t^hefe
do they pinch him? M .
“They don't pinch him.” replied the
ingenuous, soa; “he pinched them!”
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