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/ THE ATLANTA GKUKU1AN A.\l> NEWS. ISA I ( KIIAV, ,\IA V 10, 1913. The Dingbat Family Archibald Uses Nice Words, but Says Nothing fJopyrifht. !®13, International New* Service By Herriman 0OH- H-H txcrtt* !! ARCHIBALD' ARCH EKE^ BALD ' f AftCHI BAL 0 HATH , no Doubt Seen a VWICKED VOOT — ^VUlClOUt) YOUNG L UWI CORA) ' that boy /s wo**y or MV UBt Did A)T You hear. /«&\ A c alumg or you 1 HEH um / Noi^m I MtAw Vts ,'AuvriE." or \ COURTS. \ A err f Do/MT You icajoioThis P‘5 Yooft DAY To Go \To Twc BAR&E6C REALLY AlWTie"/'D\ ■So COMPLETELY 1 FORGcyrrEM it that l tailed To Remember. , v \ f\Nno Took That |l WHINE OPT MV A)ELK f'HHO SANS HERBS Twemmy-PI CEMTs^T V«$ lw AMD 6fr 2>oME/M To tAT - nuh - Buddy A huh ( mobud DV ' W>Ho Bounces A A) Brick j r, 6 ut ore , . >/<a r IS/VATi aiouse - -*'A~ ■ -V * 'MSMW/j/Htf . Polly and Her Pals ^acl to Embrace the Statue, After All Copyright, IMS. In ter® a Hon*] Nwn 8«rrW By Cliff Sterrett YThimk im 6omwa , CAHRV K*vrt IMA(,C tmpou&w Tit SratET, vMJtrrA vtake ME Too ? C ■/DON'T 'iuPVOSe IM 60HUA -TRUST A UA/UABlt 9tATut LIKE THAV Tt> THE MOVIN& , MEM Do YOU ? < J 7 7 I 6isr it i ill AcciDtumiy Bu?r The. Dh«/6ow -v'TmwG* f HURRY OP NOSK/J LY/f. 60T-TA MAKE. TMREE “TfeiPS V'KNOVitfQ r6o Hhi s /ste 1 * / / r ' M •****?< m HEY. B»! 5f*»KE->4-£e6. v*/t aimy Got All MJGmTI Couiufjl “TTTTy.' /. i£ U $ Boys ** '.SOU) DON'T YOU SOYS WORRY AT ALL I'Ll 60 AMD 5ct EAGLS&EAk’S STEP SIATER AMD KEEP HER BUSY SO HE CAM PLAY WITH YOU. lb) GOING TO IMVJlTE HER TO ATAM60 tiea'in-my CEUM- Just60AHEAD NOW AMD GET WADY fOK TOUR GAME 1 . / -Or,' r Kl "C.EE EM YOORE PAlMCE Skinny Shaner Always Overdoes It —t: Revistwred n®lt«d 9tmkm Patant OfBu* By Tom McNamara ain't he THE LIMIT- HURRAY, HURRAY! •*-—Tsstv, X (, h HURRAY. HURRAY! SHOT Dp THAT'5 ENOUGH, GO AMD START PRACTISIN’ EAGLEB6AK WILL BE HERE IN A MlR DTE ! ’S s Huh, i< THAT ENOUGH ALL RIGHfo^J - @5 HURRAY HURRAY, HURRAY, hurray! -n—e'fe —He.. a JYOUSE SELLERS WILL HAFTER CALL Off YA 6AM6TO-0Ay, THP LADY IN THE PINk ’ FLATS COMPLA/MED ABOUT THAT YELLIN'- l TOLD YA l'D LET YOUSE PLAY HERE IF YOU’D KEEP OUlET BUT YA DIDN'T- I'LL lEARW YE2. A LESSON MOLL), COME OM OuTgRTHgRC, THE LUHOLg KABOODLE OF^ YE"2- YE'LL HAVE TER LET YA GAME GO TILL VJTO^MORRER • i ^3i*l MS Angara — F-OOD FOR. FANS COOKED AMD / SRROED* -/l/ B&< extra! AIO 6AME OM TW£ HOME ORODNW WESfcRDAS; |T WAS ALL MN FAULT TOO> gee i'm sorrt^gogh im A AUlFDL UiOMftc, vOHATevIER THAT 16 - SKINNY SHANER'6 GO04LY DC?^ SHANER’S DRAUJIM6 N& 14 LSSSOMS L0U.Y POP (rROM IMA6IAlATlOA)J QmQuyefL to (^ftatSkduu^, A f\>ofc wan! finds a Penny Pufa H/M iSiTO HIS ROCKET AND TAKES OUT S0METH/N6, WHAT 1 IS IF ? - HIS HAND, uihaTcha F/nk? Moriah t&- ciaifrh FROM M.C.P. THIS HERE TouiN W/HAT iS Ths STRONGEST day? GOO-Bi, Mr. Jack DECIDES a Beauty Contest! Copyright. 1913, International New* Serfiea. By J. Swinnerton i. * MR EDITOR .1 HEAR YOUR PAPER H*,8 A BEAUTY CONTEST. I THOUGHT MAN BE You NEEDED ME AS UUDOE 1 • MR JACK. I KNOW OF MO ONE BETTER, fu- parade a FEW OFYHE Contestants .* V/ ^s| tr' — Hi > II u jsS A .-A— iH: HS MEK3S REST! He MUST HATE had a HARROW IMG- F>«PSR\EMCE' - v y s *4 Mi 2 j 4^ Men Are So Queer To-day’s Complete Short Story ^rynOM was terribly annoyed.' I said the young: woman with the fluffy hair. "It Is perfect. ly funny the way a man acta juat because he Is your husband—did you ever notice It?” "It 1s indeed," said the others in chorus. “How was I to know that sensible business men would take me so se riously?" pursued the fluffy young woman. "I thought they were sup posed to have discernment and sense Tom is always preaching about their superiority In that respect. Tom ex plained to me very carefully before we went to the automobile show last month that we couldn’t buy a car • He said he couldn’t afford It, consid ering my hat bills and his cigars and the notes coming due on the house we bought last year. 1 am sure I had It all perfectly clear In my mind, so I am poHtlve I was not to blame. "But did you ever notice what per fectly fascinating young men they . put In charge of the exhibition oars at an automobile show? ” "I should say I have noticed them,” said the brunette girl. A Very Nice Man. "And, anyhow, Tom had no busi ness to run across two college friends the minute we got Inside the show and pay so much attention to them that he couldn’t pay any attention to me! Those three would cluster to gether over a chaosds with a lot of crazy machinery stuck on It and talk like mad. So I simply had to do something to kill time.” "Of course you did!” agreed the others. "So when at the first booth a good looking man who saw me studying a touring car asked me If I was Inter ested 1 said I was. Then he was Just as nice as could be. He told me everything about the car and made me get In it and explained just how I could run f" myself and wanted my address t* t jnd me a catalogue He said he’d he pleased to come out some day with the car and show me how it ran and give me & lesson. He was so set on coming that I hated to hurt his feelings, so T did not re fuse. "It was jpst the same way at the next place and ever after. Tom and his friends were so busy over horrid old machinery that I was considera bly left out. However, I made lots of friends among the agents. “All of them wanted to bring out their cars to demonstrate to me how superior they were and, as I had told one man he could come, it didn’t seem a bit fair to the others to refuse any of them, so I said Td be delighted It had occurred to me that I owed a terrible lot of calls, and that It would be such a nice way to get around and pay them. "I didn’t think it necessary to men tion the matter to Tom. He did re mark that a huge lot of catalogues was coming to our house and it m« a wonder where those fellows got peo ple's names and, anyhow, thank good ness, he didn’t have a machine eat ing its head off and making him poor Men are so selfish. "The Zero automobile man came out the very day after the show closed and we had a beautiful rldA I made six calls. However, I quite changed my opinion of him, because when I came out of the last place he seemed actually cross and said things about waiting in cold weather. I don’t see how he expects to sell cars without showing a little consideration for customers. I told him I didn’t, think I liked his car at all. "Then there was the Largo ear man and the Allegro man and the Fortis simo man and the Solendiferous man, and about six different electric com panies, and a lot more whose names I forget. When they came one at a time it was lovely. “I did two teas one afternoon In the Largo car, but. the man lost his tem per, and when I came from the second ' tea the wretched creature had driven oft and I had to go home on the street car! Very Queer. “The queer thing was that every one seemed so indignant when I re fused to give an order for a car and said things about my leading them on. The worst of it was that Tom, came home ill with the grip one af- ’ ternoon just as seven different car* arrived all at once to take me out! He said he thought I was giving a funeral or a tea. "When he understood—my dears, have you ever seen a man suffering from bad temper and grip simulta neously? "I explained to him most carefully that it wasn't my fault at all, but he roared that he was ashamed to look a man In the face from that time on for fear he was one of the automobile agents I had shamefully deceived— yes. that's what he called it—and that he'd like to know what women had in place of consciences, anyway. What do you think of that? Aren't men utterly queer?*' "They surely are!” the other young married woman agreed. "When you hadn't done one single thing, either'” Where the Shoes Pinched. "Boots and shoes repaired neatly whi you wait." So said a notice in the wi flow A small boy entered the shop at dumped a pair of patent leathers < the counter. “Please, fahver wants ’em repaired he ventured timidly. “What's he want done to them V h quired the tradesman. “Wants 'em soled and ’’eeled,” pits the youngster: “also stretched ” “Stretched as well—eh? And whe do they pinch him? "They don’t pihch him." replied tl ingenuous son; “he pinched them"’