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The Dingbat Family By Herriman Archibald Uses Nice Words, but Says Nothing Men Are So Queer Oopjri|M, 1013, International New* Sorrier Did att You hear. me A CALLING or you ? HEH — ARCH I BALD AfcCHEF-ET^ E that boy /«. TCt VVORRy OF - My ope ARLHlBALO HATH' aio Doubt bpb/v a WICKED YOOT ‘ — v Uuiciout) youmc»/" v \UWICORAl * 7 TALK RI6HT ur ; To Him \ I'm Right he&e- Do/ut You knoujThis i*S Your DAY Togo \To Tub BAft&Efc' / To-day’s Complete Short Story. OOM- H-H excite' !! U'T'OM was terribly annoyed," | Said the young woman with the fluffy hair, "It Is perfect ly funny the way a man acts Juat because he le your husband—did you ever notice It?” “It is indeed,” said the others in chorus. "How was I to know that sensible business men would take me so se riously V pursued the fluffy young woman. "I thought they were sup posed to have discernment and sense Tom is always preaching about their superiority In that respect. Tom ex plained to me very carefully before we went to the automobile show last month that we couldn’t buy a car He said he couldn’t afford It, consid ering my hat bills and his cigars and the notes coming due on the house we bought last year. I am sure I had It all perfectly clear in my mind, so I am positive I was not to blame "But did you ever notice what per fectly fascinating young men they put in charge of the exhibition cars at an automobile show? ” “I should say I have noticed them,” said the brunette girl. A Very Nice Man. "And, anyhow, Tom had no busl- : ness to run across two college friends the minute we got inside the show and pay so much attention to them that he couldn’t pay any attention to me! Those three would cluster to gether over a chassis with a lot of crasy machinery stuck on It and talk | like mad. So I simply had to do something to kill time.” “Of course you did!*’ agreed the i others. "So when at the first booth a good looking mart who saw me studying a touring car asked me If I w«s Inter ested I said I was. Then he was Just as nice as could be. He told me everything about the car and made ! me get in it and explained Just hove j I could run t‘ myself and wanted my address I* . gid me a catalogue. um, Aio ’Awirri^ / MEAW Vtb ) "Auvrif op / i COURlak. / \ ai or / Really '^UMTiq"|'I>\ SO COMPLETELY \ TOR.&CTTEAJ IT that I FAILED "To '( ' Remember. V YMO SAYS PEftES TUJEMAJY'FI CENT'S S® lu, And Git Sumeko To tAT^ — iG/VATi Mouse (\NHo Took That I IMUkJE 0W» MV HUH — MOBUD mum - Buddy By Cliff Sterrett Pa Had to Embrace the Statue, After All /PONT <JLlPtt>SE IM 60MMA Y'ThiWK lU &OMA I GtJT IT i HL ACtlMimiV Bust The CuwGow | J ^Tmu&L 1— J r ) HtJRRV UP NOMUl WE J 6o'TTA MlAlfE. 'THREE YRiPS —, V'KNOW K | TRUST A UAtUABi-f Tf/Huf. LIKE ~rnA^ to the Mov/wfr ,—- MEM, Do VOU ? 1 HEY, PA 1 5*4 RE-A-LE6 nift Aitjy &T All UI6Htl CoMfW^I Tom McNamara Skinny Shaner Always Overdoes It RaetetonH Htiltwl Btaatoa Patoat TVfflo* HURRAY YOU) DON’T YOU 6Cf(4 WORRY AT All ill 56 AMD <5tT EAGLS&fcNi't be such a nice way to get around and pay them. “I didn't think It necessary to men tion the matter to Tom. He did re mark that a huge lot of catalogues was coming to our house and ft was a wonder where those fellow* got peo ple's names and, anyhow, thank good ness, he didn’t have a machine eat ing Its head off and making him poor. Men are so selfish. "The Zero automobile man came out the very day after the show POOD FOR, FAN? MURRAf HUfcfcAX SISTER AND KEEP HER BOS'! SO HE CAN PLAY WITH YOU. lK) uOiNi TO INVJlTE HER TO ATANEO TtA'lM-M* CELLAR - Jl)ST60AMEA& NOW AND 66T READY TOR YOUR GAME 1 . / -tJTY " flUIRt crfvrar some CHEERS FOR ENICf DVDRTOM HURRAY! HURRAY 'COOKED AND SftROED . HURRfcX MURRAY Si extra! AIO GAME ON THE HOME GROUNDS WESTeRDAS, |T IVAS ALL tNi FAULT TOO, GEE I'M sorry*GOSH IM A AlUFOL vbONik U)HATev)H? THAT IS - ' PAlNCS about waiting in cold weather. 1 don’t see how he expects to sell can without showing a little consideration for customers. I told him I didn’t think I liked his car at all. “Then there was the Largo ear man and the Allegro man and the Fortis simo man and the Solendiferoue man, and about six different electric com panies, and a lot more whose names I forget. When they came one at a • time it was lovely. “I did two teas one afternoon in the I^rgo car, but the man lost bis t*m-. per. and when I came from the second 1 tea the wretched creature had driven off and I had to go home on the street j car! Very Queer. "The queer thing was that every one seemed so indignant whan I re fused to give an order for a car and ^iEY Y0U$E FEllEftS WILL HAFTEfc call Off YA GAMS T0-DA\ THE LADY IN TWEP/Nk SHUT IM> Til AT S ENOUGH, HURRAX HUWWW HURRAX HURRAY ^ J- SKINNY SHANER'& GOOGLY DCPT 5HAN6R’S _ DRA&N6 14- LK50N6 UOUY POP (PROflj IMALlAiATlON) CtnQu>e/L tfr tyflAtSkduJUfii}^ HUH, l< THAT ENOUGH ALL RI6HTOJ ; \FLATS COMPLAINED A60l)T THAT" YELLIN’- 1 TOLD YA I'D LET YOOSE* P^PLAY HEFE IF YOU'D KEEP OOlET BUT YA DIDN’T* I'U lEMN YE2. A l LEGSON NOW COME OM OUT£B_THgRg TUE WHOLE KABOODLE OF PS YE2. YE'LL HAVE TER r ~ ‘ \ LET YA 6AM£ GO TILL ) V TO-MORRER1 f Wf, ^ ,, GO AND START PRACTISIN’ EAGLEBEAK WILL BE r HERE in A minute ! J hat.** 1 A a»0R hJAkl PlMDS a ?ENMt PoTi Him into hi$ pocket and takes OUT SOM&TWM/fe, LUHAT is it ? HIS HAND, whaTcha f/nk? M&iah t&- iiax^ FROM N.C.P Iks HERE TouiN m/hat is Ths strongest dm? 600-Bi, niG Samara Mr. Jack DECIDES a Beauty Contest! By J. Swinnerton Copjrrlfht. 1&13. lrteraational N*w* Serrlc*. when he understood—my dears, have you ever seen a man suffering from bad temper and grip simulta neously? "I explained to him most carefully that it wasn’t my fault at all, but he roared that he was ashamed to look a man in the face from that time on for fear he was one of the automobile agents I had shamefully deceived yes, that’s what he called it—and that he’d like to know what women had in place of consciences, anyway. What do you think of that? Aren’t men utterly quees?* “They surely are!" the other young married woman agreed. “When you hadn't done one single thing, either " Where the Shoes Pinched. “Boots and shoes repaired neatlv whil*. you wait. 1 So said a notice in the win flow A small boy entered the shop and dumped a pair of patent leathers on the counter. “Please, fahver wants ’em repaired" he ventured timidly. “What’s he want done to them , “ in quired the tradesman. 1 “Wants 'em soled and ' eeled." t>lned the youngster; ’also stretched” Stretched as well—eh" And where do they pinch him?” "They don't pinch him." replied the ingenuous son; *‘he pinched them!” MR EDITOR \ HEAR YOUR PAPER HAS A BBAUYY rr CONTEST I THOUGHT J\i MAT BE YOU NERoeP V ^ ME AS JUDGE. 1 • J HC MUST HAVE HAD A HARROWING- exREfRlEtMLE.'" MR JACK 1 KNOW OF HO ONE SETTER, t’u- paRadC A FEW OF THE CONTESTANTS.' E.&NEY -MEENEY tUttvlEY - MO . rrs a -dr/wv, f Mo tvB^SDOM CUTYMC CA«DS> L. AGkmkT- ^\\ RuLC' WHICH w_: s « n n rr ^ l! V / L jf m p